Starts at 12:00 (CET)
Stream:
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/newsid=2314594.html#champions+league+round+draw+today
Who /desperate for a winnable draw/ here
>making this thread 90minutes early
fuck off
>>64236321
I wanted to collect all the (You)s
Here's a CL draw simulator:
http://inker.github.io/cl-draw/
Post your matchups
>>64236340
>Kiev - Zenit
Unfortunately, that's not possible
the last 4 games would be interesting
>>64236364
Looks good
Spanish finals confirmed
>>64236317
>boeren
lmaso
>its going to be 50 minutes of absolutely fucking nothing untill they start the draw at the end of the hour
>>64236328
Arsenal rekking the pattern
>>64236488
>tfw hoping for a manageable draw like Wolfsburg or Zenit
>will get either Real or even worse Barcelona
>even if Arsenal get an 'easier' draw they'll find a way to fuck it up on their own
meh
GET HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9LUNB-JsM
>tfw everybody is hoping to draw us
>>64236553
Kiev?
>>64236543
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJHgNXysepQ
can't wait to draw PSG again
>>64236557
That's cute :3
>>64236553
Pretty sure Spics would avoid cold ruski nights at all costs.
In b4 Arsenal draws Atleti & gets destroyed by their aggressive style of football
Hoping for AC Milan vs United
>>64236570
I did >>64236340 over 20 times and that one kept coming up way more than anything else.
R I G G E D
>>64236556
Kiev is probably sad that this stupid restriction is still in place and they can't get the easiest group winner.
>psg again
>>64236595
you rate yourself less than Wolfsburgo?
>He supports a team that's scared to face top dogs
>He wants to see his team win UCL by lucky draw
kek. my team got knocked out like shit they are but atleast we didn't bend over.
Have they changed the rules yet so Bayern can play Arsenal?
>>64236621
ManU?
How long until they start?
>>64236634
CYKA Moscow
>>64236639
35 minutes. Though they won't outright start with the draw, they'll introduce some people making the draw and show video clips and keep babbling about something irrelevant. Actual draw will start in an hour or so, probably.
>>64236634
levadia tallinn
>>64236639
Don't worry, I'll make sure to waste as much time as possible with my useless rambling before the actual draw starts.
>tfw no schalke nolfir for the bald fuck to pronounce correctly
>divegrass
Fuck off
>>64236672
aren't they in the EL?
>>64236694
y-yes
>>64236340
Matchups
AS Roma v Bayern München
Dinamo Kiev v FC Barcelona
Arsenal v Atlético Madrid
Juventus v VfL Wolfsburg
Benfica v Real Madrid
AA Gent v Chelsea
Paris Saint-Germain v Zenit St. Petersburg
PSV Eindhoven v Manchester City
Fucking boring.
>>64236553
I thought they hoped to draw Chelsea
>>64236659
>every fucking year
Youd think UEFA would want to keep it as short as possible with all the shit going on at election level and over Platini
We dont need to hear every year about seedings, past winners, teams from the same association cant be drawn etc
>tfw no Russia v Ukraine teams allowed
>>64236744
The bald guy's a Swiss with Italian origin. So no wonder he rambles on and on about the details.
>>64236744
>>64236779
>implying my paesano infantino isn't the only reason to watch this shit
>>64236731
>another 1-7
>boring
>>64236679
>not being a fan of both divegrass and fategg
Shaking my head to be honest with you, family.
>>64236798
They already lost 6-1 to Barça, it's more pathetic than funny at this point
>>64236798
>>64236808
>yfw Roma gets Real
8:1 confirmed
GIANNI
WHAT
A
DREAMBOAT
UEFA site is not loading
w2 watch this
>>64236340
Arsenal v Atlético Madrid
AA Gent v Chelsea
PSV Eindhoven v Real Madrid
Benfica v Manchester City
Juventus v Bayern München
AS Roma v VfL Wolfsburg
Dinamo Kiev v FC Barcelona
Paris Saint-Germain v Zenit St. Petersburg
decent desu
>>64236826
eurosport
>>64236826
Gazzetta TV?
why aren't liverpool in the draw?
>>64236833
They're in charge of the festivities surrounding the draw
Arsenal Atletico already confirmed? I feel it'd be one of the more interesting matchups. Entertaining football, likely not a rape and could go either way.
>>64236842
I would bet on Atleti to rape Arsenal more than Halal
No video stream comes up when i go on the link?
>>64236857
it doesn't technically start for 3 more minutes
What would be the memest CL winner? Gent, Barça winning it twice in a row for the first time, Chelsea winning it and being relegated, Zenith adapting The Expendables?
>>64236857
Just wait
how long till it starts? this bein sports preview is giving me aids
>>64236842
No it isn't, you dumb fucking idiot
>>64236860
Wolfsburg or Roma
>>64236819
>Real performing against teams stronger than Malmö
>>64236839
>tfw no one got the joke
Gianni just told me its gonna be
PSV Eindhoven v Zenit St. Petersburg
Arsenal v Atlético Madrid
Paris Saint-Germain v FC Barcelona
Dinamo Kiev v Manchester City
Juventus v Real Madrid
AS Roma v Bayern München
AA Gent v VfL Wolfsburg
Benfica v Chelsea
>>64236858
have Atletico ever really raped another team except for that one time they beat Real like 4-0?
all they seem to get is grindy, busparky shithouse wins
lol why am I awake
>>64236873
Roma is weaker than Malmö
>>64236860
Chelsea winning while getting relegated
>>64236860
Atleti winning it would be awesome as well. The ultimate humiliation for Real.
>>64236882
nah
>>64236871
Roma would be nice, Wolfsburg would feel like a more boring Dortmund because it's not the same if they don't get BTFO by a Robben last minute goal.
>>64236860
Arsenal
>>64236880
meant for>>64236848
obviously
It's happening
why ukaine v russia no allowed?
>>64236881
insomnia is a common complication of obesity
>>64236886
Eh I don't know, after the 4-1 2 or 3 years ago I don't think it would be a humiliation.
>>64236889
Only if Wenger, for some reason, is not managing them anymore.
>>64236880
Have you seen Atletico play? All they do during the 90. minutes is rape their opponent, the scoreline doesn't matter.
>>64236893
The same reasons Australia vs Emus would not be allowed
>>64236893
same country
>>64236895
it sure is friend
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64236893
because teams from the same country can not play against each other
bet you Cristiano just came
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64236907
>>64236903
well fuck, thought they were different
the more you know
>>64236880
Chelsea, Inter, Liverpool, Barcelona... and a few more
here's the stream, OP link is shit
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2016/draws/round=2000635/drawcentre/index.html
>>64236907
but st petersburg is not in ukraine
>>64236912
they are its a joke. uefa don't let them play cause war
>>64236912
It's a joke
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>tfw this man becomes next FIFA president
>Can we play Malmö every week?
>Penaldo topscorer
>Penaldo with 11 goal
ayy
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
>>64236914
doesn't even load
Bravo UEFA you corrupt swines
>people literally too retarded to go on uefa's homepage and find the stream
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2016/draws/round=2000635/drawcentre/index.html?v=1450090815510
MALDINI
Don't care much for Inter but Zanetti is pretty based
>>64236930
What kind of poor people don't have it on tv?
ZANETTI
How many languages does this guy speak? so based.
why doesn't he age
Zanetti should be next Bond
Go UEFA
>>64236938
>owning a tv
BASED MARCHETTI
>Zanetti
I miss that good times
>>64236938
>tv
whatever, grandpa
Zanetti looks like his face is full of wax.
>>64236921
>we
And his spanish accent is perfect
lads sheamus retained v roman reigns
>tfw arsenal draw zenit and still fuck that up
just no Barca pls want someone new to lose to
>>64236945
>>64236951
>failing your tv licence exam
Marchetti > Gianni desu
Where is Platini faam?
what if both zenit and kyiv make it to the final?
Blablabla
Just draw already
Which lucky club get Zenit
> Shitaly
> Group winners
>>64236958
Monaco last year was hillarious after all this Arsenal Delusion of having basically a free Ticket to Quarters.
really hoping for:
Arsenal v Real
Chelsea v Juventus
Man City v PSG
>>64236967
Zenit is pretty strong desu
pls no wolfsburg
>>64236965
Neutral ground who cares
I want Wolfsburg to get assfucked
>hent
I thought it was Gent
boo
>graphic ahead of the stream
every time
>>64236972
mudasir keks btfo
>>64236977
well that's not happening now lol
>>64236977
>>64236974
kek
> first draw
>>64236965
It's ok because it's neutral
WHAT THE FUCK
Wolfsburg Gent lol
>>64236974
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCKKKKK
random britbong pointless commentary guy is great. sounds like a mitchell and webb character.
>>64236977
>you
>>64236986
Too kek
ROMA BTFO
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Wolfsburg is so lucky
>>64236977
ayy they basically got a free-pass
2 shit ties
[statpadding intensifies]
Roma - Real will be fun.
HALLA MADRID
ROMA MADRID
>Roma - Real Madrid
TTSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rip coefficient
PSG - Man City cmon
Real with an easy draw, as usual.
RIP CHELSEA
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7:1
GET FUCKED JOSÉ
madrid needs to get relegated
ah fuck
psg
ahaha Lelsea btfo
ayy lmao
>>64236559
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
FUCK OFF
CHELSHIT PSG RIGGED RIGGED
>PSG-Chelsea again
Lelsea gonna get btfo
CHELSEA IS OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
>Arsenal - Barcelona
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
gg man city lol, maybe next year
rip arsenal
top lél
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ARSELEL
RIP EPLEL
>Arsenal
my sides
they get fucked up every single time
ARSENAL BTFO
Arsenal Barca...
rip in peace arsenal
>PSG not drawing barca
is the curse over?
>arseshit
RIP arsenal.
ARSENAL BARCELONA
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
lol totally didn't see that one coming
Anybody knows if the Europa League draw will be after this?
RIP
rip Barcelona
top lel
another ro16 exit for Arsenal
Arsenal go bye-bye
Arsenal Barca ahaha EPL IS FUCKED
goodbye 4. Place Trophy
Obv arse get worse draw
--E
BARCA
--S
--Y
>eplel
KEK.
RIP English Coefficient
LELSHIT-PSG
HERE WE GO AGAIN, THE EL PLASTICO REMATCH
kek
>>64237048
yes
why is Kato Kaelin there
>Bayern
YESSSSS
Unlucky this time.
welp there goes the dream
BYE BYE HOLLAND
>>64236348
and what would happen if both teams make it to the finals? i dont understand it
>>64236317
FUCK
JUVENTUS MUNCHEN
THIS WILL BE FUN
>>64237055
Why would arsenal going out matter when all the Italian ones are getting knocked out too?
Zenit-Dynamo not allowed, lel
>>64237060
it doesn't really matter since Italy's teams are all going out too
>City - Kiev
LMAO
City merch going to warzone.
Woah that Zenit Russian babe is hot.
>Benfica v Zenit
will literally anyone watch that match
Zenit qt Ambassador
>that russian qt
Manc got an easy draw at least
OUR HOPES ARE WITH THE CITY OF MANCHESTER, LETS GO BOYS
>Arsenal - Barcelona again
>>64237085
BASED ZENIT
city lucking out
well, >WE have to travel to Kiev, kind of a drag...
>two of Gent, Wolfsburg, Zenit and Benfica will be in the quarters
>Chelsea PSG
boooooooring
>>64237094
Benfica fans
Zenit Fans
>Finally Manchester City is gonna do it
Bye bye Arsenal & Chelsea though
>>64237106
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
BORING
Same ties every year
>>64237110
>two of Barcelona, Bayern, Juventus, Arsenal will not
>>64237111
Chelsea will be btfo and it will be glorious.
LONDON CONFIRMED TO BE KUKD
>>64237123
this competition is a joke now. I'm going to the Europa League instead
>>64237104
That was just Messi. Now they have to deal with Neymar and Suarez as well.
>tfw Barcelona
I'm slowly making peace with the fact that I'll never see Arsenal in the CL quarter finals again
>>64237094
I will m80
>>64237123
>Juventus
>relevant
Wolfsburg
Madrid
PSG
Barcelona
Bayern
Atletico
Zenit
Manchester City
So PSG and City finally have a good chance of getting far.
Good for Wolfsburg
So Wolfsburg, Real Madrid, PSG, Barcelona, Bayern, Atletico, Zenit, and Man City through then?
Wolfsburg
Real Mad
PSG
Barca
Bayern
Atletico
Who cares
Kyiv
>inb4 Roma beats RM
>>64237094
I-I will...
>>64237145
PSG always make it to the quarters bro
>Then comes Barça and bye bye Paris
Guys what if Juventus defense kicks out Bayern?
>>64237123
Juves fault for not winning their group
Wolfsburg Gent
Roma Madrid
PSG Chelshit
Arsenal Barca
Juventus Munchen
PSV Atletic
City Kiev
Zenit Benfica
RIP Italy English coefficient
Fuckssake, why couldn't we draw a Premier League side so we might had somewhat of a chance.
>>64237157
>always
Hello newfriend
/arse/ here. Im confident that we can give Uefalona a run for their money. Based Özil and SanchGOAT will kek Messy while we just have to contain Nerman and Vampireman through a hard defensive effort
Arsenal on pooicide watch
UEFA really hate England don't they?
>>64237159
>juventus "defense"
>>64237159
>bus parking vs pep madiola
Juve is already out
Boring last 16 desu, every tie has a clear favourite
Barcelona
PSG
Real
Bayern
Atletico
Wolfsburg
Zenit
City
