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Bust edition
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Anyone got a good stream?

Was only allowed to watch the first half. Wife's son wants to play xbox.
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>advertising Premier League football
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Patsfag here

Anyone else want to kick a baby over this playcalling
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>>64229582
>Wife's son
Is this a joke to you?
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>>64229636
Play calling has been good

Look at last game

>throw it deep hope for pi
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jest fan here, despite the 20-6 score this is a very enjoyable game. looking forward to brady fagging out in the 4th quarter
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Wow
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Shaking my fucking head
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NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN


FUCKING SPECIAL TEAMS
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there's that pasta I was waiting for
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>>64231025
>>64231028
>>64231030
how behind are you?
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So is Danny going to be returning punts?
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>that play was blown dead

REF BALL
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>>64231054
NBC stream is on commerical after the punt turnover
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>>64229961

Seems like it. You already know he's just shitposting to get replies
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>>64231078
texans turnover on downs on failed 4th down
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>>64229542

>all this dancing and show boating

fuck off

seriously

like I'm a patriots fan n all but chill out you savages
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Texans couldn't catch the common cold if they tired
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>Texass
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>>64229636
It hasn't been as bad this game, and LaFell seems to have found his hands

Also, I think Gronk's about 30 yards from 1,000 on the season
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Refs can't save Houston lel

Overturn this faggots

That whistle on the Hopkins fumble was earlier as fuck, horrific refball
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>>64231112
awwww yeeea

thank you based defense
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Is Butler still on his rookie contract?
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I want a version of that commercial that ends with the kids getting flattened by a James Harrison helmet-to-helmet hit.
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>>64231195
Yes
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who /finals/ here?
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>>64231195
He's making peanuts senpai
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I guess offense doesn't exist in this game anymore
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Is brady still touching cocks with matt cassel or what?
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>>64231207
>>64231212

I thinking when the Pats won the Super bow and Tom gave him the car, the tax on that car was gonna set him back a little.
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More like JJ Ohm because he's an impedance, am I right? lol
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my wife's son and his dad are Patriots fans... they won't shut up about this game
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Oh hey, the Texans got a first down. Whuda thunk it
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>>64231281
Kek life
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Fucking injuries man

This is unreal
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>>64231208
me family. have my last one tomorrow.
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Do people really watch the feed to read lips?

Is that why everyone covers their mouths?
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What everyone asking Santa for Christmas? I'm thinking about the nexus 5x. Currently using the BBQ10 if that means anything.
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82# - RELEASE HIM
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>>64231281

Here's your reply.

Everyone, don't pay attention to this fuck, he's just shitposting pretending to be a cück for replies
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guys bob costas is definitely sick and im like 90% sure i made out with him last night at an ugly sweater party. think i should make a doctors appointment?
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>>64231311
Nobody steals signals except the Patriots.
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>>64231208
Got one tomorrow at 11:30. Last one, then I'm free until January. Gonna sink my teeth into Xenoblade and Halo then.
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>>64229542
>drafted this one play meme nigger of Khalil Mack
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That's a fumble but they'll call it an incomplete pass
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haha time for tuck rule
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does anyone else clutch there head and scream ITLL BE ALRIGHT ITLL BE ALRIGHT over and over on 4th down conversions?
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Patricia? But thats a girls name.
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Tuck rule gone, it's a fumble
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more fumbles, what a mess

At least the NFC East mess is comedy gold
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more bullshit incoming
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This is one of the sloppiest games of football i have ever seen.
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That's a fucking fumble. He pump faked and lost it, probably was going to try and slip that tackle, duck out of the pocket, and take another shot downfield but his man babby hands couldn't keep the ball. No way that's incomplete, he would have released it earlier if it was an actual pass.
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>>64231255
Noice.

Also why do we always have to see Jerry Jones and Robert Kraft. Never see any other owners but whenever there's a home or away Cowboys or Cheatriots game we have these retarded cuts to their box every quarter
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He's clearly trying to pump fake but dropped it. That's a fumble buddy.
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If you think that's a fumble you huff too much gas
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>>64231376
>had 5 times the sacks than clowney in his whole career in one game
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If that's an incomplete pass it better fucking be intentional grounding

>>64231252
Tom paid the taxes and everything
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So the refs fuck the patriots over again?

I guarantee it
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^___^
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>>64231355
Have your wife's kid take you in.
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>>64231390
>Mayo, but thats a condiment
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>>64231441
>GetALoadOfThisGuyCam.jpeg
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Patriots fans, please explain to me in an objective manner how that is a fumble.
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>>64231433
Based Tom
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REEEEFBAAAAAAALLLLLLL
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FASTER THREAD

>>64230679
>>64230679
>>64230679
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LELELELELELELELELEELELELELDLELE
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now that's a fumble
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>>64231448
why do you think im married?
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>>64231461
>patriots fans capable of a coherent thought
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3 calls overturned, the NFL is fucking fixed
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RIP NEW ENGLAND

>>64231140
>tfw no snail gf
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>>64231461
it wasnt by rule, but he just fucking dropped it so it feels like it was one in spirit
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My god, the Texans are absolute faggots
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How many of the black players cocks did tom brady suck before the game you guys think?
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>>64231461
that wasnt a fumble, but this was a fumble

also the second call reverse was BS it was a catch on sidelines
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goodbye pats playoff hopes
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>>64229542

did someone put wd40 on the ball
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>>64229542
What if the Texans had taken Khalil Mack?
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Why can't we ever have decent SNF?
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Welp. Why not kill off the defense too?
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>>64231461
If he was trying to pull it back and lost control of the ball then it's a fumble. That's the type of judgment call situation that the tuck rule was trying to prevent. It sure looked like he didn't mean to let go of that ball.
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Fuck all these injuries
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What the fuck even is this game
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Are Cheatriots made of glass?
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>>64231523
Getting edelmen back automatically makes them the SB favorite
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so texans are going for it right?
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STOP
NO MORE INJURIES
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>>64231528
Don't they have flex scheduling? Why didn't they change it?
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>>64231548
No

Glass is harder.
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>>64231565
This used to be a 4 pm game. It was flexed to SNF
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>>64231565
This is the flex, where the fuck have you been
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>>64231528
MNF has been worse
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My wife has a child from a previous relationship whom I am raising.
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>>64231565
To what? This weekend was balls and the only game that would've made sense was Packers/Cowboys if the Cowboys progressed the way people predicted them to go
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>>64231561
a victory against the texans will be a pyrrhic victory
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>>64231528
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real thread
>>64230679
real thread
>>64230679
real thread
>>64230679
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>>64230679
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>>64230679
real thread
>>64230679
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>>64230679
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>>64230679
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>>64231599
>my wife's son
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>>64231599

Is the kid black?
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No one is safe, injuries may do this team in.
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So is that 4 defensive starters injured during this game?
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>>64231599
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>>64229542
>OP
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>sacked on a three man rush
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>>64231592
>This is the flex, where the fuck have you been
I was busy giving your mom the d
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>>64231599

this is only amusing when it relates to some banta in context
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CLOWNEY KEKS THE FAGGOT

NOW IF ONLY THIS FAGGOT TEXANS OFFENSE COULD CATCH THE BALL
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>>64231599
Funny and original. Please keep them coming, m8.
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Vollmer has been fucking trash

Brady can't catch a break with the fucking injuries
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>>64231652
The discount? Cool, what does Walmart have in line this week?
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So it's confirmed that the NFL is out to get the Pats, right? There's no way all these injuries are coincidence.
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>>64231618
'no'
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patriots needs to change their health squad. fucking ridiculous.
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NINKOVICH
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>>64231634
Obviously
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hoyer got rekt
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asdfjasdfl;kjlk
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Texans offense is an abortion
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OP btfo
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Wtf
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great
now we have an anatomy lecture
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Amendola will fumble the next punt
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the male child of my female spouse of whom I share no relation
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Repeating digits and Brady dead this game
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Time to put in TJ Greats
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LaFELL
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>>64231752
>amendola
>fumble

anon pls
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>>64231747
its not like there is a football game going on
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Pats need eddy back badly
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I prefer the gay thread desu
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>>64231752
he didn't
but ur still a faggt
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>Bill O'Brien
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>>64231599
Thanks for the originality, Carlos Mencia.
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There is literally nothing wrong with getting off to your wife getting fucked by another man.
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>>64231815
Do you post in /cum/?
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>>64231808
lel lel lel
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>snl featuring those unfunny sluts
>this audi commercial with the niggers
God damn I'm sorry I even decided to tune in to this pirated stream. TV is shit.
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What a shit game.
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>>64231844
yes and?
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>gay """"""people""""""
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The fucking online choking so badly
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Fucking garbage offensive line.
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dubs and pats choke the game away
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Is Gronk even playing
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>>64231857

i don't think nbc realizes yet that tina fey is an old unfunny hag thats ugly to look at and makes millenials cringe
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>>64231912
He needs to get injured again.
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o-line has degenerated to shit-tier.
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>>64231915
Millenials don't actually pay for anything themselves. Why advertise to them?
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>hoyer

where is mallet?
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>>64231915
Tina Fey looks good for her age. Amy Poehler was cute until the divorce. The reality is that Fey/Poehler are comedy veterans ans with the push for female empowerment we're gonna see them on TV until they die (or they're replaced by a better female power duo)
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>Hoyer the Self-Destroyer
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>the "city" of Houston
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F
U
M
B
L
E
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>All these fumbles.

Why was this game flexed again?
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>Nobody can block Sheard

More like nobody wants to block Sheard
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>>64231954

He got cut cause he wasn't showing up to practice on time or something
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Exile Hoyer to Antarctica where he gets anally raped by penguins' beaks daily

Good god, you faggot Texans
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Why the fuck does BoB keep Hoyer out there
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>dancing and hooting like an ape while the ball is on the ground
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>>64231981
So who else do they have at QB? Hoyer clearly sucks.
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>that fumble actually happened
lel
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>>64231981
Literally missed a team flight.
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>>64231966
biggest city in texas
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>>64232004
TJ Yates ded?
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>>64232004

They've got T.J. MOTHERFUCKIN' GREATS, that's who.
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>>64232013
christ the texans are such a joke
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21 points; officially rekt zone
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That nigga just did "why the fuck you lyin" as a TD celebration dance.
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My girlfriend loves that I cheer for her son's team with him
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>little guys
4U
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Uhoh, whats the matter Houston? Feeling...

Cheated?
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>Tejans
>Goal line
You thought it would be a pass? You thought wrong
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>>64231857
sounds like we'd be friends m8
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Thank you based White
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>may may watt 0-14 on goal line stands this season

Remind me again why this gorilla is considered the best defensive player in the league?
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>>64232043
That's not how you do the meme. Fail.
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Hello is this the gay thread?
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>>64232004
They signed Brandon weeden
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>>64231957
oh goodness, did your gynohormone therapy just help you grow another vagina
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>>64232054
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>>64232040

cool dude
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God damn it Tom I need you to throw more TDs so I can get a shit load of coins on MUT
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>>64232040
Awful bait, try again.
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>Verizon making something people only wanted in the 80'-early 90's
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>>64232043
>>64232074
REDDIT GET OUT
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>>64232079
kek
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>>64232054
YES
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>>64232067
Im actuaally really surprised he isn't black since he acts like the biggest nigger in the league
how can anyone like this fagit

>hitting brady after the ball is out and getting a roughing the passer cause he sucks complete donkey dick and cant get to brady before he releases the ball

even jadevian clowney aka bust 2014 can get to him
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>>64231969

belichikfila puttin wd40 on the footballs
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>>64232067
He's not
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>>64232060
Probably, are you about to ready to blow your brains out watching these commercials, despite not giving a fuck about this game?

Did I just catch a tranny on this Nissan commercial?
Verizon is shit also. They use an outdated technology to deliver data.
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>>64232040

You're trying too hard
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>I skipped my college graduation to overpay to watch mediocrity
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I CALLED THAT RUN PLAY BBY!
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>>64232127
Literally who?
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Hey is this where all the gays are hanging out?
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Is it me or are those LeVian choco diamond shits for sidepieces only
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>using anything made by bose

Kill yourself watt
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john cera was great in ted 2
otherwise it was a suck ass movie
even with amanda seyfried's legs
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>>64231460

Are you saying there is a camera with which to get a load of this guy?

Or are you telling me to get a load of this cam for guys?

Or are you telling Cam to get a load of this guy?

Or are you telling me to get a load of this guy, Cam?
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>>64232151
Get the fuck out of here
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Well /sp/?
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>>64232167

Does Seyfried get those sweater puppies out in that flick?
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>We made 12 look like the GOAT tonight
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>>64232110
>Plebbit
Okay, kid. You're not fooling anyone.
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>>64232165
What the fuck is wrong with Bose, faggot?

They're overpriced most of the time, but that doesn't mean they aren't good.
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>>64232184
>thinking anyone ever cared about the Lions
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Wife's..............
..................Son
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Are we being fucking raided by Reddit? Jesus Christ, all these faggots posting the same epic meemee XDXD shit in every thread, this has to be some kind of prank. I wouldn't even expect my brother's wife's son to laugh at this shit.
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>>64232216
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You guys enjoying the game? Being at it with my wife's son is great.
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>>64232197
A little of both
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>>64231857
Advertising works best on the inferior races / sex
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>>64232197
Nutter Butter all the way.
People who unironically like Chips Ahoy are fuckfaces
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>>64232155
Le Vian is saying to the world, "I fucked up and got caught cheating, and now I'm blowing Kobr bucks to make it up to my harpy of a wife so she doesn't divorce me and take all my shit"
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>>64232214
Are you really arguing opinion on this site?
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>>64232201
i dont think so
she had a breast reduction a few years ago and when i heard my balls retracted into my body for a month
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Gronk should not play another snap tonight
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>>64232228

It's what autistic patriot haters do when their life has no meaning again a.k.a Patriots win a game.
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>>64232197
Nutter Butter. Shit's mad bomb.
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As someone who actually did date a girl with kids I can confirm that it fucking sucked and was a huge reason for our breakup.
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time to dip onto Chuck Pagano's playbook
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>>64232244
bitch, the whole reason chips ahoy are even made is because people like them. nutter butter are better though
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>>64232165
Bose is gold, you dip
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>>64231957
They're promoting their bad movie
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>>64232249

>Getting married in the first place

People should get married young. Women are less likely to betray you if she's known you since college.
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Pls Hoyer be dead
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this QB is terrible
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>>64232275
What happened, bro? The kids wanted to come along on dates?
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>>64232214
Learn how to use use google retard.

Bose is overpriced trash.
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damn nink folded that nigga like a fucking lawn chair
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TRUMP WILL BE ASSASSINATED SOON

TRUMP HAS NAMED THE JEWS ON TWITTER THE MADMAN
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If you are raising your wife's son while some other man is out there raising your ex-wife's son that she had by you, does the kekoldry cancel out or multiply?
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>no flag

Reverse it and if Watt just did that to Brady he'd get the death penalty.
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>>64232155

Chocolate diamonds are meme stones. Companies like De Beers and Tiffany's throw chocolate diamonds away
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>>64232214
Pretty sure that's a weird way of saying you like Sennheiser, bro.
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>allowing your qb to die on national television
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N'aaaw,...poor hoyer.
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>>64232304
Hurrr Google tells me what's good
>how's high school
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RIP in peace Hoyer
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>>64232297
>College
Try high school.
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>>64232315

Pretty sure. At this point you're neither kekold nor man
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>>64232303
No. They told my girlfriend when I was sexually aggressive towards them.
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HOYER DED

IT'S TIME FOR

T.J.

GREATS
R
E
A
T
S
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That was some wwe shit
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>mfw Americans are actually drinking Bud
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>>64232261
This. Bench the fucker. The injury bug is in full force tonight
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>>64232338

That's a bit too early.
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>>64232249

>TYOOL 2005.99%
>ever getting married without a prenup

non-white diamonds are generally Jags tier anyway
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>>64232334
>he actually wasted his parents money on Bose

Good job faggot.
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>>64232252
Good point, discussion should be discouraged on my Mongolian flip book writing forums.

>>64232304
>some times they're overpriced trash
>therefore they're always overpriced trash
Okay, faggot.

>>64232324
Literally who?
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