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First for i could heem conor
Reminder that Gunnar got BTFO
>>64223489
>not crossed Aldo pic
COME ON
He loves to throw him under the bus
>>64223489
Top OP image
Thank you, Rose.
some of you guys are cool
dont forget to train movement tomorrow
![hi-res-59e908ab99b0ca59007e64f0b00c2583_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mU0Ym6G.jpg "hi-res-59e908ab99b0ca59007e64f0b00c2583_crop_north[1].jpg")
Bas edition
>>64223556
she looks like jake shields
here it is lads
>>64223489
Anderson was kill before GSP retired doe
guys what's Santa Cruz like to live in?
asking for a friend
>>64223637
>That guy slow clapping in the background
>>64223556
THUG ROSE
H
U
G
ROSE
O
S
E
http://www.tout.com/m/f70ue5
look at how wet Ronda gets when a superior specimen like jon bones jones kisses her cheek
>What is a mover?
>Someone who sees beyond the technicalities of each movement pursuit or discipline. Someone who finds interest and wishes to understand the body, health, performance and physical artistic expression.
are you a mover /heem/?
>>64223645
Pure ecstasy
OFFICIAL TOP MEWVMENT OF EACH DIVISION
HW: n/a
LHW: JBJ
MW: Romero
WW: Thompson
LW: Sage
FW: Conor
BW: Cruz
FW: MM
>>64223673
people make fun of mewvment but everything I hear about it makes total sense
>2015
>not training mewvment
>not using toiming
We need to up those numbers /heem/
>>64223680
would my friend be able to make it there with no money in the bank, work experience or formal education?
Champs by the end of 2016
HW: Werdum
LHW: JBJ
MW: Rockhold
WW: Rory
LW: Conor
FW: Conor
BW: Cruz
FW: MM
>>64223645
Perfect for gays
>>64223645
shit compared to where i live, but a lot better than where you live, no offence
>>64223637
>Holm clapping for Weedman
What do you guys think of these match ups for middleweight?
Rockhold vs Belfort
Romero vs Bisping
Weidman vs Souza
>>64223665
consider perma-heeming yourself
>>64223658
Was literally going to greentext the same thing
>>64223694
Numbers
>>64223749
bizarro 4chan or did you fall out with your bull sven?
>>64223743
where do you live m8?
>>64223745
shit because they are all one sided
Belfort, Bisping and Weidman all lose in first round
>>64223745
Rockhold murders Vitor
Romero murders Bisping
Weidman murders Jacare
>>64223709
>>64223715
is ido the only mewvment trainer in the world? i would like to start, but i can't find anywhere in my country that trains it
>>64223694
Isn't RDA really REALLY down to earth? He doesn't seem like he cares about trash talking at all
>>64223745
Bispong would get absolutely flattened
>>64223722
yeah millions of mexicans and south americans do every day
Now that its been confirmed that Aldo won't get an immediate rematch, who would you like to see him fight next? He's either going to come back with a vengeance, or he might come out mentally broken. He's also lost a lot of his mystique and I don't think a lot of fighters will be scared of him anymore.
>>64223749
Funny coming from a Kekistani
>>64223772
m8, dont project your fetish on others.
perma-heem yourself
Is there a mcgregor changing room cam?
>>64223745
>Romero vs Bisping
>Bisping
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64223735
>LW: Conor
>FW: Conor
lmao if you think Zuffa is going to let him hold up two division then you really are stupid.
>>64223776
>Weidman losing to a brazilian
Cmon man stop
>>64223778
>Weidman murders Jacare
here we go again
Will Cowboy finally not fuck up a big fight, or will RDA beat him?
>>64223778
>Rockhold murders Vitor
just like last time
Literally too fast to see that left
If Luke proves himself against Yoel, you think a superfight against Jones would be competitive?
>>64223785
>He's either going to come back with a vengeance
lel this means nothing
>>64223821
RDA beats him soundly. Cerrone chokes and RDA is juiced to the tits.
>>64223823
vitors nothing without TRT
>>64223745
heem yourself
3:40:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17n-oByMAWg
>>64223821
dunno pham up until recently I thought, and quite rightly so, that RDA would fuck him up like last time but apparently he looks like a shell of his former self since he came off the roids
>>64223831
No. Jon Jones is just unreal. He'd be a big favorite against every single fighter on the planet.
>>64223831
Luke gets toyed with by Daniel in wrestling, he wouldnt stand a fucking chance against Jon
>>64223785
Holloway
>>64223831
DC can't even beat Jones, what makes you think Rockhold would phase him?
>>64223885
Is there a mcgregor version?
>>64223869
ok now what
>>64223907
yes stop asking
>>64223904
Because DC will beat Jones in the rematch
>>64223785
I don't know man, Mendes? He could beat him but then Mendes would literally be on Suicide Watch so screw that. I want to see a rematch, if only so it can be the fight we wanted this one to be
Do you agree with this question, /heem/ has NEVER been this butthurt as they are with mcgegor winning
https://streamable.com/yfai
>>64223785
Hard to say at this point although it would be top kek if he fought Holloway and got heem'd by mr blessed himself
so is conor the first champ from the UK?
>>64223892
>>64223893
>>64223904
I think Luke proved he's a lot better than everyone thinks he is last night. His striking and his ground game is actually unreal. He's a huge fuckin middleweight, and I think he'd rise to the occasion just like he did against the Chris and at the very least put on a good fight.
>>64223827
should have gone for a takedown when he caught the kick tbqh
>>64223827
It literally is too fast
When I was watching live I didn't see the punch for shit and was confused a bit, even now when I watch the WebM's I sometimes miss the punch
>>64223785
Aldo vs Pettis
My flag is now basically a shitposting licence
>>64223934
lol
>>64223974
And Jon is a huge light heavyweight, if it werent for his chickenlegs he would be a heavyweight
>>64223934
Wonder how well JBJ cuts without masking and coco
>>64223785
He's broken mentally. That red headed motherfucker not only talked all this shit but knocked him out. Cleanly heemed his ass and wound up doing that Schaub arm shit where he's reaching to the heavens. Everything is gone. It's like Anderson. The next time you see Aldo's he's gonna be a scared bitch TbH.
>>64223810
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-gets-immediate-title-shot-with-move-to-lightweight
He wouldn't do it for everyone but Conor is a company man
Other people Dana would have been okay with doing this was BJ Penn, Chuck Liddell
>>64223958
I don't see anyone being butthurt other than you just trying to force it.
>>64223958
I don't really see anyone butthurt?
If anything everyone who hated him went quiet since he just shoved it down everyones throat
>>64224015
You need to get over your BBC worship t bh
>>64223934
>DC will beat Jones in the rematch
>>64224051
I dont see why you /pol/tards sexualize everything, you are keks in the closet. fuck outta here
I've been lurking heem for awhile now and for the most part people seem to be more chill/get along here better than every other general
>>64224023
Yes, but they will force him to vacate. This isn't boxing.
>>64224023
>He wouldn't do it for everyone but Conor is a company man
You're in for a surprise. His relationship with Dana and Lorenzo has hit the rocks reportedly. He's asking for $20m a year and they don't want to give it to him. They're really scared because his ego is gigantic now. McGregor Promotions is taking over.
>>64224103
/heem/ is love
/heem/ is life
Embrace it
>>64223885
wow that's a really scummy thing to do
Reminder that Jacare got robbed and Yoel is a fucking cheater
>>64224108
Kavanagh did his own promotion, Conor is used to preferential treatment
![YQqlXDH[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/PzTCVRz.gif "YQqlXDH[1].gif")
>>64223934
People were more butthurt about the Mendes loss cause they felt Herb stopped it way too early but he let Weidman get his brains scrambled for 1 minute.
>>64223780
Every fighter I've heard speaks extremely highly of him as a person. he did do this though.
>>64224103
it's not a general newfriend
Aldo is goin ta come back wit swift vengeance, da perved-out muthafucka screwed up but he goin ta own up ta his fuckin lil' disappointin performizzle up in tha straight-up original gangsta fight, give his ass a tune up fight, then set up his bangin redemption
>>64224169
it pretty much is at this stage, can't remember the last time i searched for it in the catalog and got no results, a year perhaps?
>>64224103
Try to group me in with these other faggots again and you'll pay for it with your eyeballs, kid.
I said I was "on the team" but I never
actually was. You see I "joined" after the Vitor fight. There were no more invitations. So I wasn't on. But the thing is that while Luke hasn't asked anyone to join the team (because he has confidence in his skill unlike Chris who is rather weak in the head and needs reinforcement) I will be the first time to join.
>>64224161
He must be a decent guy then. Even at that conference where Conor decide to trash talk everyone, Cerrone humoured him but RDA just stayed quiet and chilled
Was Pettis the biggest meme champ of all time?
>>64224100
>I don't willingly invite BBC into my anus
>intolerant n-n-nazi!!
stay pathetic kukboi
>>64224204
>not understanding things
>>64224226
RAN OFF THE WALL LIKE A NINJA
Since cracking down on PED use
These fighters have gotten popped
>Belfort
>Wanderlei
>Hector Lombard
>Anderson
>Gleison Tibau
Also
>Aldo loses
coincidence? i think not.
They always make a big deal about fighters making weight, is it common that fighters miss weight?
>>64224226
motivated BJ penn comes to mind
>>64224226
Pettis is legit man, but RDA is also legit and on roids
>>64224266
Nah, but if one does it really fucks with the whole event.
>>64224246
how is it not a general.
>>64224226
Let's see how RDA performs next time around.
Pettis has that killer instinct to capitalize on the smallest mistake.
>>64224254
>>64224254
If you are implying only brazilians were on drugs that's absurd. I think the bigger thing is that they are behind the latest technology in cheating and were heavily reliant on older methods
>>64224266
It's not common but it happened in the co-main event of a card where a guy had to go to the hospital cause he waited till the last minute to cut weight.
ALDO?
>>64224226
Nah RDA is legit and we'll see what happens next week..
Is Khabib still a long way from being "recovered"
>>64224299
Are you being serious?
>>64224299
going to take a shot in the dark and guess you started coming here around UFC 189
>>64224254
some people are better at gaming the system, and some people get tipped off, mcgregor gets his stuff from ISI, I dunno if him and JK are just smart or if they're getting tipped off as well but he's having his cake and eating it at the moment
>>64224355
>RDA is legit
Idk mang...these Brazilian champs are dropping like flies with these new drug testing rules. I wanna see RDA vs. Conor more than Cerrone though.
AFTER THE FIRST EXCHANGE IT WILL BE DONE, HE WILL KNOW MY POWER
WHEN HOE ZAYS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS, HE WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK
>mfw goofs think aldo doesn't deserve an immediate rematch when honda does
>Would you like to fight Conor?
>Yes, sir
>>64224362
>>64224376
it's the ufc general, we talk about ufc here
idk what it used to be but right now it's a general. in here, we talk about all things UFC, we post the dates in the OP, we talk generally about the UFC, that's what a general is.
you guys new?
>>64224323
Yeah. All the non brazilians are just using magic steroids that don't show up on test.
>>64224448
Literally just Dana because he's buddy buddy with Honda
>>64223827
is he laughing when throwing some punches there or is he just opening his mouth
seems like he is laughing
>>64224457
>we talk generally about the UFC
WAKE UP HOE ZAY, IT'S ALL OVER
>realizing it was my 3 years of watching MMA anniversary last month
>>64224133
>>64224103
>>64224457
>we
if you think /HEEM/ is a general, you really shouldn't be saying things like 'we' my man.
DIDNT TINK ID SEE YOU AGAIN....THOSE WERE THE FIRST WORDS I SAID TO HIM
LAST TIME HE WENT ROONIN' THIS TIME I JUST WANNA BABY HIM, I WANNA CUDDLE HIM, WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN HIS EAR.
IT WILL BE ALL OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT JUST SHOW UP DECEMBER 12TH.
>>64224456
Hope they don't do to Sage what they did to Paige and let the hype get too far only to have him mauled
>>64224532
have you got the mendes one to hand lad?
>>64224496
He's being nice and playful.
>>64224456
>I switch my pee with my dog's and they think it's mine!
>>64224496
Yeah he was laughing
>>64224580
>all these newfriends calling the one-punch KO a fluke just because one-punch KOs are programmed to occur randomly in their video games
No matter which point of the fight it occurs, an IRL KO is achieved through PRECISION and TIMING. McGregor had both, while Aldo had neither. THAT is the sweet science.
>>64224545
right now, it is. don't know what you think it is, but it's a general.
>>64224496
>>64224629
Who called it a fluke?
>>64224629
lmao that reminds me of playing K1 on ps2 back in the day and KOing my homie with a straight right 5 seconds into the match
was top keke
>>64224594
leave Sage alone, he's a pure hearted young man
>>64224448
this this fucking this!
Ronda vs Holm answered so many questions because the fight went long enough for us to see how the grappling and striking exchanges played out.
The only question Aldo McGregor answered was "Does Conor have the power to KO Aldo?" but there is so much more I need to see.
>>64224629
i think Aldo could win a rematch
>>64223607
was he actually doing that at Aldo's corner?
>>64224672
forgot pic
>>64224634
you clearly haven't been paying attention
>>64224684
>but there is so much more I need to see.
Lol like what? If the fight went 2 more minutes and he still got KO'D what difference would it make? His chin is gone.
>>64224629
Plus it ignores the goading by McGregor that caused Aldo to come out way more aggressive than his usual self.
He didn't take any time to find range or get his bearings after 14 months off. Just starts swangin.
>>64224628
this sport is so great
Lads, if you a real fight fan, you would press F respect to Aldo.
F F F F
F
F
F
>>64224712
Paige was kekeD by Rose
Sage has moved onto Arianny now
>>64224672
He's a mindless drone and a product of zionist America
Wouldn't surprise me if he has a tracking chip under his skin with a kill switch
>>64223645
almost all coastal cali cities are based
>almost
unless its filled with niggers
santa cruz is not that
>>64224634
You clearly don't know enough about movement or flow to understand what /heem/ is.
>>64224776
I absolutely love Stitch's reaction he is like 'oh well, boys will be boys...'
>>64224684
Agreed desu, the fight was so long in the making we expected to see a lot of things. Connor answering the ground game question, how he'd respond to the leg kicks but that fight is pretty much as if it never happened because it didn't really showcase the depths of each fighters game and give us a good understanding of how they fare.
Aldo is damn great but it just goes to show all that's in a fight is one punch. I think fightfans want to see the rematch to get the fight we expected yesterday but it's not really as much of a money fight for the casuals
>>64224735
>can't even say why it's not a general
ok so you're just trying to rile me up huh bong. i see your little game you're playing. step in the cage with me, come in my guard, see what happens. I'll heem you easily
>>64223673
sorry, i am a shaker
>>64224738
You would be able to see some exchanges, see how Aldo dealt with Conors muwvement, see whether Aldo tries to throw kick and how Conor reacts to see or if Aldo wanted to use his wrestling.
Undereem or JDS family?
Leaning toward Two Santos Jr
>>64224783
If he wastes his vitality with cum dumpsters like that, he would get grounded.
>>64224792
There's a certain creepy factor to Sage, but it looks like he's a good person, despite the crepey smile and all that.
>>64224807
No that you my friend, you're stuck in the mud, stiff. One King gets old, he starts getting sloppy, he starts stagnating, then a young gorilla comes and kills him and takes /heem/ for the general that it is.
>>64224877
the fight depends entirely on JDS imo. If he performs like he can then he'll crush Overeem, but he's looked pretty timid in last couple
Fact: people say Sage is "creepy" because he is so positive it is hard for sad cunts to relate to him.
>>64224868
Aldo was already defeated walking into that octagon. I was pissed it ended early but now I realize he had nothing to offer that we haven't seen before. Conor will face better fighters at LW, let Hoesay retire.
>>64224877
Slimmereem will come in with a decent gameplan and it might work for a round but the fight is over as soon as JDS touches that chin
>>64224930
UFC FIGHT PASS IS AMAZING
Quickly, prove that you are not a newfag in '/heem/ not a general general'
>>64224965
we hardly knew ye
>>64224885
Sage will wind up being kiddy diddler
>>64224592
kek
How times change
>>64224965
oil sheiks and arianny
>>64223637
It's referring to when he got popped for steroids.
is be a meme coach?
>>64224953
I agree that the top 5 at lightweight potentially pose more risk to Conor than Aldo, but I just want my god damn questions answer.
Almost an entire fucking year of hype and theoretical what ifs about that match up and it was fucking over before it began. Fugg.
>>64224965
>>64223979
Are you high? He didn't grab the kick, he flinched towards the leg and didn't catch it.
STOP DOUBTING ME
>>64224965
Time flies and I can't remember when that Wandei thing was but it doesn't feel long ago, exactly how old is /heem/?
NANANANANAAA IT'S DA MAVAFAKIN D O DUBLE G
>>64224792
REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES
>>64225115
just after the Jones/Glover card (I want to say 172 but could be wrong)
>>64225047
>lip piercing
too right he's a fucking meme coach
OOOOO VAHHH MOHERRRRR
Watching McGregor's locker room on youtube
John Kavanagh and his gf after the fight
>>64225165
The earliest /heem/ thread I found was Faber vs. Barao 149
>>64224965
>mfw Wand is now being a bitch to Bernie Sanders, after speaking out against Brazil's left wing government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrkbjU70u1o
>>64225165
>/HEEM/ general
>general
>>64225202
that's before heem was heem
if you want the earliest heem threads ever it was probably worldstar threads back in the day
>>64224965
>>64225178
gib link plz
>>64224479
Yeah actually. They are called designer steroids. You alter the chemical structure but they maintain the same effects. The tests work by looking for specific steroids. That's how these things works.
Stonegrab vs I BEREEB EBRYTING DEY SAYU I LOVE JESUS CRI
Jacare vs Vitor for next shot
Weidman vs Whittaker
All in same card or one within a maximum timespan of 2 weeks
>>64224213
>trying to Join team Rockhard
Sorry lad, doors closed like 3 years ago with his SF defenses. Chris has ample space now though
>>64225260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfESEpMoD9k
timestamp in ss
https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE?t=455
DAILY REMINDER THAT DANA WANTED ALDO TO WIN
>>64225178
>mfw I think of all the great sex Team SBG members must have had yesterday
>mfw I am on a dry spell
>>64225260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=AfESEpMoD9k
>>64225165
>/HEEM/ GENERAL
haha exposed you fucking phonies
Thank you /heem/
For everything.
>>64224965
>>64225047
he's an absolute arsehole irl to everyone not in his inner circle
>>64225293
don't remember your support pre fight but I'll llow you pham
>>64225047
those narrow shoulders, disgusting
>>64225361
>conor wants that anderson silva money
any other britbros going to ufc london in feb?
>>64225135
>nanananaaaa
>na
if this nigga don't get the foh
>>64225395
you literally have no idea what's going on it's pretty funny to watch
>>64225293
This is true. Open invitations if anybody wants to join the team. Can't say how long they will be avaliable. We are coming back strong in 2016.
#stillmyboy
>>64225361
Yeah... that's why he won't get a rematch while Rousey will
>>64225376
>>64225347
ta lads
>>64225375
is that Koscheck getting choked the fuck out? fuck that guy
>the memeposters aren't even ireland
>>64225361
>believing this
I've got a bridge to sell you
>>64225467
yes
>>64224965
>>64225458
fucking tell me god damn it or i'll fly right over to london and heem you myself mohammad
>>64225361
I think he looked unhappy because his most anticipated main event in years was a fucking 13-second farce.
>>64225440
he deserves it. like him or not, he's captivating and if he keeps winning, he can build himself as that brash flashy guy that never loses. that mayweather feel
>>64224628
>Stitch's face as he looks in Aldo's direction
I could heem everyone in this thread.
That's a fact, Jack.
>>64225397
>>64225521
the stream fags were out of control this week
Woke up shit late today but somehow stupidly tired now
It might be good night from me /heem/, time for sleepy
NOW I KNOOWWWW ONLYYY I CAN STOP THE CHRISSS
>>64224036
>>64224044
I am really really really booty-blasted.
>>64225588
good night, heem tight
>>64225521
Where's the
>I could heem everyone in this thread
guy?
we got some spicy bangers next week lads
>>64225466
moment Conor gets back
>>64225606
Don't worry friend, Dos Anjos will redeem your country.
>>64225623
That was before the meme started. The >tfw I could heem every here meme just started in '15 and that picture is from '14
>>64225632
what a top lad
>>64225498
Dana probably wanted Conor to win but this was worst way possible. He looked quite unhappy right after.
>>64225521
>no" why are all the greatest LW asian or part asian"
>>64225588
Want me to choke you out for a quick painless sleep?
>>64225165
>>64225222
There were MMA match threads 5+ years ago, just no generals. There were also World Star Heem threads that were just street fights.
>>64225178
damn, she's a fine gal.
Someone heem me till....just kidding, I feel deflated now that this card happened.
>>64225654
Well, I am a seething newfag casual after all.
>>64225727
unreal thread
Where is all this nonsense about Conor wanting a higher pay grade coming from?
>>64225606
I was hoping for Aldo too lad, don't mind McGoober though
>>64225739
he brings in far more than 10mil per fight though lol what's the problem
>>64225642
The best a hue could do right now is be optimistic about RDA and Werdum. Whatever Cordeiro is doing, it could be be the best kept secret in mma right now. Also hoping Thominhas can prove worthy.
And hoping Frankie can spoil the party. Tbqh I wouldn't be mad if it was Frankie who heem'd Joesay dos Aldos. He's been in my top 3 favorite fighters for years.
>>64225775
most reliable source on the net, Twitter screengabs by random anons
>the poor kid with no opportunities who worked his way up from the favelas is knocked out by a memester Irishman
>the astute Christian with a family is battered near-to-death by a California frat boy
These are glorious times, indeed.
