http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_five_live
Starting shortly. Kelly & Ian hosting as usual.
Expect yet more United buttmad from last night, Arsenal delusion from this afternoon, Spurs butthurt and Liverpool assexplosions from this evening.
nth for Arsenal are winning the league
>A Hullahaboo
>Thanks to the Newcastle win, Chelsea are now one point away from the relegation zone
>tfw refball in your teams favour
>Chelsea could be in the relegation zone at Christmas
I hate Spurs so much
>>64209293
>mfw they get hammered 4-0 tomorrow
>>64209293
I just remembered they won the title last season
>>64209280
Rei? or do we have another English Monkey poster these days.
Fucking Pulis
>I'm currently watching the radio
Has technology gone too far?
honestly think there's some parallel universe shenanigans and chelsea and leicester are swapped
when does this start?
So is it Liverpool's year or Tottenham's year lads? I'm confused.
embarrasing to be honest
>>64209554
>>64209584
Greatest comeback since Istanbul, tbqh.
>>64209559
It's 'City wins the league by sheer luck' year.
>Sunderland are getting relegated
Fuck
>>64209554
>>64209584
>>64209554
>laughing at players went to thank the fans
it's the least they can do, no? fans pay a lot of money to watch, no harm to say thank you.
>>64209626
>villa relegated
>blunderland relegated
The new Wigans of the PL are finally getting fucked.
>>64209584
>>64209584
>Trying to unite the players and fans and make Anfield a harder place to come, and acknowledging the people that spend their hard earned money to support the team
Haha yeah I know, what the fuck is he doing!!!!
>>64209554
jesus christ..
>Based Schteve will never manage your club
>>64209693
jesus christ that's horrible, why would you post that
>>64209543
Well I hope we go back to our universe soon, the only channel that shows the championship here is still using SD.
>>64209507
Yes Rei.
>>64209736
>implying Insomniafield can ever be intimidating again
>>64209736
>doing that after drawing West Brom in the 97th mintue from a massively deflected shot
yeah, genius
>>64209736
Yeah, no. There's no point explaining it to you, you seem rather dense, but it's just weird.
>Aston Villa is a difficult game
They're possibly the only team in the league that isn't a difficult game. Maybe Chelsea too.
>west country newcastle fan
???????????????????????
>BUMPKINS
>>64209554
>>64209584
kek
KEK
K E K
KEK
E
K
>>64209693
>mfw I actually watched it and was pleasantly surprised
god those final seconds were so unbelievably tense
i don't get this europea league-meme. surely playing thursday and then sunday is the same as playing wednesday and then saturday
HEART
AND
PASSION
Don't mind just throwing out all my black, and white shirts.
>kelly will never wake you up in the middle of the night to give you a cheeky handy
yo-an a-bay
https://twitter.com/alanshearer/status/676102602619265024
lineker btfo
>>64208922
>Arsenal delusion from this afternoon
why is /sp/ always so bitter about Arsenal?
>>64209293
>Chelsea have a legitimate chance to drop into the relegation zone next Saturday
>'I won't name him'
>caves 10 seconds later
>>64209783
Saw yesterday the FA cup draw, don't let me down and beat Man Red.
>>64209987
Arsenal fan here, check out the Eternal Arse thread and try not to get cancer
Which one of the Newcastle players wouldn't want to be at Arsenal?
>yids
surely, if he wants a transfer, he'd play well in every game. it's not like scouts only watch matches that are televised live
>>64209848
Pop the champagne lads
>>64209879
HE MADE IT! MAYBE IF THE BUNNY CAN MAKE IT, LIVERPOOL CAN TOO?!
MAYBE!
>>64210040
Fuck off, ABA
>tfw if Leicester beat Chelshit tomorrow then we can unironically speak as if Leicester are in the title race and Chelsea are in the relegation battle
what a league this is
>>64209849
they were good this century mate
>>64209987
Because they're the most irritating fan base by a mile.
>>64210049
>you now remember when Mike Ashley genuinely promised to give Newcastle players a bonus if they prevented Arsenal getting the final CL spot a few seasons ago
fat cunt must be sulking after tonight
>>64210060
Yeah it doesn't make any sense whatsoever, it's a terrible theory.
>>64210060
m8, Moussa Sissoko has absolutely no interest in staying at Newcastle, he wants to leave ASAP. He played well in his first season or so and established a reputation as a good player. He puts in a half decent performance every now and again but if Newcastle are up against it he'll not bother trying
>>64210165
Really? Not Livershit delusion, Chelsea plastics, ManUre pakis or the dutch Man City spammer? It's those dastardly Arsenal fans, isn't it? Do you say this because Arsenal have the most fans on here and on the internet, and you just want to be an edgy baiting contrarian?
the sake of fuck
>tfw you unironically support villa
Kill me lads
>>64210186
it wasn't the players it was the staff at the club that would have gotten the money
>>64210215
but how will not being bothered get him a transfer to a team better than newcastle?
>>64209584
Yeah, fuck Klopp for being enthusiastic. What a dick, doesn't he know this is a business?
>Show some fight
>>64210125
>tyne and wear
fuck is this
>>64210234
>or the dutch Man City spammer
>Hating a team based on one person
>this accent
Kells a cute, CUTE.
>>64210267
>get relegated
>get rid of the deadwood
>come back in 2-3 years
Probably the best you can do
>>64210296
>region empty, no flag yet or you did not set
wew lad
>>64210234
>This mad
More evidence you are so annoying.
>>64209554
The idiots that don't realize this is thanking the fans for staying until the end when they were loading. Klopp shit on the home crowd last time they were losing at home because everyone left, he felt 'alone'. He was showing appreciation, not celebrating.
>>64210234
I don't know about the other clubs, but Arsenal are by far the most annoying fanbase over here.
>>64210307
>hating a team based on people on 4chan
>>64210267
you get to play birmingham
>>64210355
>implying we'll ever come back
It's over.
>>64210267
Worse case scenario is that you get relegated. It's shit but it's not like the club is being dismantled.
Besides the club only has itself to blame. For one thing, unironically keeping Agbonlahor for this long is so baffling to me.
>>64210296
The River Tyne and River Wear
>let me tell you about our 40,000 crowds in the third tier
lel
WENG ER
GUARDIAN
leling desu
adam lallana is fucking terrible
>>64210281
because he's already established a reputation as a good player, bigger teams know what he's capable of.
>>64210437
Don't know much about your economical situation
If you don't do a leeds you are a big enough club to bounce back
>>64210433
We played them earlier this season
I'm just waiting for all the Birmingham and West brom cunts to start shitting up my news feed
>>64210111
You can already speak unironically of relegation battle for Chelsea.
>>64210484
why are you leling bruv?
>>64210484
it's worse when arsenal fans say whenger
he's managed your club for nearly 20 years
>REALLY?
top kek
>really?
lmao
>people actually thought Liverpoop can win the league
my sides are offside
>>64210464
Randy Lerner is a world class tortuter desu
Successfully created 5 years of dismantling the club
>REALLY?
hahahaha
>>64209293
Pls Leicester do this I'm begging now
>>64210557
Wheengar?
press F to pay respects
>>64210611
No one with half their brain cells.thought that
>>64210611
>implying Liverpool can't win the league
Typical ABL delusion.
>>64210682
Yeah, exactly. Whereas Liverpool fans did.
>>64210649
Wot happened to him??
>>64210682
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/05/steve-mcclaren-believes-jurgen-klopps-liverpool-are-title-contenders
uhm, nevermind...
>>64210725
ayy
>>64210682
Which is why Liverpool fans did.
>>64210747
It was mind games and/or banter.
>>64210037
Should be a certainty. Hopefully I can get a ticket.
>>64210725
>>64210756
Yeah, that's what I said
>Let's get physical
Good choice desu
>terrorist back home in London
When are we gonna hang all the politicians lad?
>ay-bar
1. Manchester City
2. Arsenal
3. Manchester United
4. Tottenham
5. Leicester City
6. Liverpool
7. Everton
8. Chelsea
9. Crystal Palace
10. Stoke City
11. West Ham
12. Watford
13. Southampton
14. West Brom
15. Swansea
16. Newcastle
17. Norwich
18. Sunderland
19. Bournemouth
20. Aston Villa
Book it lads
>>64210357
I've set as 'united kingdom' thinking it'd show the country flags so I could tell apart the irish from the english and whatnot so I could trick and troll and ruse them after the fight
it didn't go well unfortunately
What is the point in watching any league other than the eternally based EPL
>>64210875
>Everyone who sounds middle eastern is a terrorist!
Fuck off, islamophobes aren't allowed here.
>Woyes will never leave England
>>64210926
>City winning
>United that high
>>64210946
>>>/kekshed/
>Pards will never manage your club
>>64210926
>4. Tott
Stopped reading there desu
>>64210932
>united kingdom
>tell apart the irish from the english
fell at the first hurdle lad
>>64210987
Who else though? Arsenal are the only near contenders after City.
>>64211037
Looked fairly innocuous
>>64211024
The only club I can see deposing them of top 4 is Leicester and I reckon they'll fall off
>>64211107
yes, Lovren got there late
TELL MY MAN SHUT UP
WHAT IS THIS SONG WITH THE FLUTE
>>64211027
I notice ;_;
>this music
>>64211018
>holmesdale fanatics
>only 10 years
so much for the
>muh palace fans have always been great
meme
What's a stormsy?
>>64210926
>4. Tottenham
>You change (Cesc) Fabregas for Ramires, but with Fabregas we also had a cleansheet.
t. Mourinho
Cleansheets shouldn't be what you judge Ramires vs Fabregas. And what is this obsession for the clean sheet, I see it in the media and in the comment section of WAGNH
>>64211120
Liverpool can do it, they are 9th but not that far in points. I'd put my money on Liverpool between the two.
>>64211167
Man try say he's better than me
Tell my man shut up
Mention my name in your tweets
Oi rudeboy, shut up
How can you be better than me?
Shut up
Best in the scene?
Tell my man shut up
Functions of a Low by XTC
>>64211162
something by Stormzy. He rapped it last night at the boxing.
>>64211236
Functions on the Low u mug
>>64211295
Allow me bruv
>>64211236
Good call.
>>64211274
love you mate thanks
>Moyes fell for the Ozil is bad meme
>moyes
NO
ONE
FUCKING
CARES
GET ANOTHER CALLER ON WHO WE CAN GREENTEXT ABOUT
>>64211482
Shut up m8, let Kells talk.
cathy stop getting giggly with that black man
it makes me jelly
I don't want to fap to that
I'm bringin sexy back kells.
>Timberlake and Bieber
Quality football discussion there
This is a brilliant season to be ABbigclubs
w2c kells gf
>>64211593
This would be a GOAT season for me if I didn't support villa
>>64211640
BLACKED scene when?
>>64211775
>tfw blade
before long the love of your own club will be replaced by the love of laughing at the big boys
>>64211803
Never you nerd.
>>64211775
>tfw Huddersfield fan
>tfw want to laugh but relegation battle to deal with
Wrighty talking shit about Pulisball
>>64211640
she was so qt on sky sports news 10 years ago
>man experiences pulisball for the first time.mp3
>>64211876
Kells pls, get off the internet
>West brom fans in charge of phones
>Bob
>Wrighty getting mad
W H I N G I N G
based wrighty
>>64212007
looks like a tranny
hahaha Wrighty's going in
must feel so good triggering wrighty live on air
WRIGHTY
M A D
A
D
thanks bob
you ruined it
>midlands phone lines
love how he didn't even answer the question
>Bob's phone
My sides
why is there music lmao
>>64212168
and?
>>64212168
even better.
>happy to 0-0 your way to 14th in the league
disgusting
>music starts at the exact moment the phone line goes
Why do 606 avoid any sort of unpolite discussion
Sick and tired of hearing about this terrorist lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjfvJFqlG1U
I've said this to West brom fans before
I would rather get relegated (as a villa fan) than have Tony Pulis as a manager
Which is the case at this point
>america takes your citizen and tortures him for 14 years
>do nothing
>the kekold dominion of british islands
>>64212352
Why?
>>64212353
>implying any muslim is 'our citizen'
>>64212301
Sick and tired of hearing this islamophobia lads #TerrorismHasNoReligion
>>64212378
Pulisball is more boring than van laang baal
>that newcastle fan canned bs
worst moment of my day by far
>WBA fan on the verge of tears over Pulis getting called out
oh wow
>>64212522
Is Villa currently playing dynamic, exciting football? I'd take boring football over relegation football.
this west brom fan nearly crying
kek
KEK
K E K
>this shaky voice
>Play niggers
>Get relegated
Garde OUT
>it's foin bai may
>>64212580
Might be because his team lost.
>the birmingham accent
>>64212580
I think he's just nervous
>>64212595
Villa are finding themselves under remi garde and have the occasional exiting player
Pulis parks the bus and tries to get a goal.
I would still prefer garde
>>64212698
Its yamyam m8
>muh munny
Albion fans clearly forgetting blowing £12m on Rondon and £10m on Ideye last season
Brummie accents are AIDS
>>64212760
blackpool and welsh are worse
>>64212664
Shouldn't you be playing more pakis to better represent the "diverse" community?
This Albion fan really can't handle the bants.
>>64212788
Steady on boy bach
>muh results
why do these WBA fans care so much that they finish 11th instead of 15th?
>Albion fans in charge of not getting triggered
BRITISH ACCENT POWER RANKINGS
1. SCOTTISH
2. THE MIDDLE-SOUTHERN ACCENT (OXFORD, CAMBRIDGE, READING ETC)
3. HERMIONE GRAINGER POSH BITCH TIER
4. LANDON CUNT ACCENT
5. YORKSHIRE STYLE
91. WELSH
204559. BRUMMIE
191919191919. SCOUSE
2000000000000000002. GEORDIE
>mfw Chelsea win the CL and get relegated
>>64212918
>1. Scottish
You cant even understand the alcoholic wife beaters tho....
>>64212918
>Scouse beneath Brummie
>Geordie not in the top 5
>LE DONALD TRUMP IS RACIST MEME
interesting how nobody pulls the 'long term project, gotta play well; play well and the results will come' talk
in brazil coaches are sacked very often so this kind of talking is repeated a lot
is this just coincidence or does the '1 year minimum' coaching time culture prevents the english of thinking more long term?
>nigger wins apprentice
>stabs Trump in the back at first opportunity
Typical
>>64212918
Scot mad af he doesn't have a Geordie accent
arsenal delusion is hilarious, they actually think they have a chance bless them
>>64212918
Can't be bothered to go into detail but I'll tell you how wrong you are - very.
>MUH
>INJURIES
>>64212918
where does croydon rank
>inb4 croydon a shithole
The entirety of the BBC output over the last few days has been about slandering Trump
Leftist cunts must be getting worried
>>64212918
Do you want me to tell you how I know you're Scottish?
>Messit Osill
>>64213077
>only the left thinks Trump is a joke
thick fucker
>>64213074
absolute shit hole of the entire UK tier
Another week of Ozil stat padding and everyone rides his dick. So boring.
>>64213077
Can't be stumped lad
Trump gives zero fucks about the UK and it's shariah zones
>GIROUD
>AS GOOD AS AGUERO OR LEWANDOWSKI
>WENGER
L O L
>>64213150
I meant the accent ranking
>>64213157
Will Trump cleanse our lands with nuclear weapons?
>muh old players
Old fags pls
>>64213216
See Landon for more details.
>>64213150
I used to live there. why do people hate it so much?
>>64213085
How m8?
>>64213298
I'm dumb sorry
>>64213133
>not supporting Trump
pakis out
This geezer sounds like my dad.
Geoff was a decent guy tbf
I believe Arsenal can will the PL this year. It's a two horse race between them and Man City.
>>64213402
your dad sounds like a cunt, probably why your mum shagged the milk man and spawned you
>>64213487
harsh desu
>we don't think we'll win the league
HAH
>celebrating a draw against WBA
Next up: Liverpool to commission a DVD if they beat Exeter in the cup
>>64213598
This bloke calling in is clearly an ABL
>>64213635
lol