McClaren will never shave his head edition
Tottenham (4-2-3-1): Hugo Lloris (c); Kyle Walker, Toby Alderweireld, Jan Vertonghen, Danny Rose; Tom Carroll, Eric Dier; Erik Lamela, Dele Alli, Christian Eriksen; Harry Kane
Substitutes: Michel Vorm, Ben Davies, Kieran Trippier, Nabil Bentaleb, Nacer Chadli, Josh Onomah, Heung-Min Son
Newcastle (4-4-1-1): Rob Elliot; Daryl Janmaat, Chancel Mbemba, Fabricio Coloccini (c), Paul Dummett; Moussa Sissoko, Vurnon Anita, Jack Colback, Georginio Wijnaldum; Siem de Jong; Papiss Cisse
Substitutes: Karl Darlow, Jamie Sterry, Kevin Mbabu, Yoan Gouffran, Florian Thauvin, Aleksandar Mitrovic, Ayoze Perez
>De Jong and Cissé
looking forward to playing the entire game in Newcastle's half
today's the day tom carroll becomes a legend
Does anybody really care about this shitty meme kike team
>>64205052
Tottenham are the least boring team in the prem tbphwymaf
>>64205052
I do senpai
>>64205074
is that why they're tied for most draws
>>64205052
ur gonna be laffin when spurs win the league
Prepare for arse shit posters
>>64205105
>draws can't be entertaining
take off your proxy chad
>>64205029
English Xavi
>>64205119
Almost certainly not going to happen. Unless Kane starts scoring the way he did last season...
AYY WE WANT SOME CISSE
really really really wish tom carroll wasn't starting desu
come back soon mousa
lads where is a good stream
>where you're at
awful, fire this man
>>64205170
Did Son get injured against Monaco?
>>64205187
kikezeed
>>64205136
yeah, I'd put it at like, 5% or something. But still a chance!
why can't Cisse just be good again lads
>literally hundreds of threads about fighting on /sp/ right now
literally wwe tier autism
>>64205197
nah he's fine, they play different positions though. eriksen is undroppable and lamela scored a hattrick so son gets benched
>>64205197
nah, just on the bench. I'd imagine Poch wants Alli and Kane as runners, Carroll with the quick passes. Expecting parked pus, Son on if necessary as a change of pace
>>64205228
why isn't HEEM on /asp/ as well? seems logical
Predictions lads? I'm gonna go with 5-0 tottenham
I fucking love Steve.
>>64205243
Right, but couldn't Son and Lamela play on the wings with Eriksen in his "natural" role in the middle? Then Alli could drop back and play alongside Dier? I'm pretty sure that's the lineup Pochettino used against City, and it worked out pretty well.
Who /toon/ here?
>>64205280
4-1
>>64205280
4-1 is the new 2-1
>>64205269
I suppose it's an actual competition but the fanbase comes from the same bunch of autists
>>64205291
I'm mental and bad.
>>64205287
Lamela is better in the middle and eriksen in the left I think
1-1
Kane 5'
De Jong 90'
>>64205287
Eriksen has played on the left nearly all season. The front 4 interchange the whole time anyway
>>64205291
Here
>>64205287
that could happen, but tbf with the way alli is playing i'd rather him further forward where he can do more damage.
son is a decent option off the bench i'm okay with this lineup
1-1 incoming
>>64205291
here
let's have as comfy a thread as we can
>>64205328
>runs his fingers through his hair at the end
>pulls out another chunk
Just shave your head you numpty
You now remember Dream Team.
>>64205328
feel sorry for steve t bh
he seems so nice but is doomed to fail at Newcastle because ashley is a cunt
>>64205357
so bad it was good
>>64205332
Alli has started as a CM then moved up in the game for awhile now, with Dembele starting in the AM band then switching with Alli. There's almost mini squads of interchanging within the lineup (Dier/Alderweireld, Alli/Dembele, Kane/Lamela/Eriksen/Son, etc.) that will switch positioning as players go forward rather than being static
Why play Cissé? Ayoze does everything Cissé does (shooting) but he does it better and can do so much more (pass, dribble, control the ball better than a 6 year old, stay onside)
>>64205357
I remember dream team full kit wankers
>>64205343
Of course it's gonna be comfy, it's a Spurs thread
>>64205389
I know.
This thread is in dire need of more Cisse memes
>>64205386
I always used to see them filming at the Den.
CHANCEL MBEMBA
WOAAHHHH
HE'S A CLASS DEFENDER
HE NEVER GIVES THE BALL AWAAAYYY
>>64205427
>>64205427
How tall is Dier?
Reminds of the white orc
Newcastle fans are fun
Tottenham and Everton are making me fear England a lot more at the Euro.
1-0 win for the Toon
>>64205467
6'2" according to wiki
Kane's going to bully Coloccini lads
>>64205467
188cm
>>64205479
Dont kid yourself into actually thinking we're contenders
>tfw i made the ironic celebratory english euro 2016 thread
>>64205467
1.88
Those are some nice kits
>>64205467
He reminds me of Frankensteins monster tbqh
who /kane/ here
>>64205467
About 19 hands
>>64205467
190cm
>got food and drink
>laying in bed
>laptop keeping me warm
>funpost extraordinaire
>EBHK gonna score
we /comfy/ now
>>64205479
Just remember that their manager is Roy Hogson.
>>64205486
Looks taller but he was standing beside Carroll who looks small
it used to be that if lamela got the ball you were just expecting him to get tackled or pass to nobody
now i expect something to happen. glad we stuck by him :3
Really uncomfortable with Spurs being good atm
When are they going to collapse
>>64205523
>tfw my munchie box hasn't arrived yet
also quads
>>64205523
Me lad how do you even get that fucking ace player to work
>>64205523
>no auto update
Gonna make a pot noodle, tell them not to score please.
>>64205554
Never.
>>64205546
>glad we stuck by him :3
Spurs would have sold him to Marseille if West Brom had agreed to sell Berahino. Thank christ they didn't
We're the armchair, we're the armchair, we're the armchair
Tott
en
ham
>cisse
hahahahah
>Cisse
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why are tottenham so shit bros
>Cisse
ffs Cisse what were you doing
Can we please get rid of Cisse already ?
PIECE OF SHISSÉ
>>64205555
noice
>>64205556
install it, paste link
>>64205560
>auto update
>ever
Nice defending
>>64205523
Newcastle win 2-3
got a burger and some roasted chestnuts from the victorian market in Shields lads
>mfw I have to go out 20 mins before the end
please newcastle if you're going to get BTFO do it quickly
I can't handle another tense match like bournemouth or liverpoo
>Should be 1-0
The Chinese kid down the hall who leaves every weekend left his fucking alarm on. Again. So now it's going to be going off for a fucking hour and nobody can do anything to stop it.
The yids. The yids. We're gonna gas the yids
>>64205530
Thank you mate, I feel much better now
Cisse is a fucking retarded nigger sandnigger.
>>64205607
How did you time travel? Victorian times was over 100 years ago you dickhead
>>64205607
Where the hell is Sheilds.
>>64205620
Gas the arse, top 4 now.
>>64205607
>roasted chestnuts
GOAT
>>64205600
Fair enough, will try that again, hopefully i wont keep getting error messages.
I miss old YES and Bloodzeed sopcast channels.
WHO HERE /STILLINBED/
Remind me /sp/
When was the last time Tottenscum won the league?
When was the last time Tottenscum won a trophy that wasn't a sour milk cup?
Which club has won the league the most times at WHL?
>>64205636
some grim northern shithole
>danny rose
what even was that
>Cisse had a fiver on Spurs
Newcastle will get a devilish win
Based Toby diagonals
dubs and Tottenham win
>>64205660
He was doing his best Townsend impression
>tfw Spurs are big enough to have fans fans in the match thread for a bit of banter but not big enough for the thread to be full of shitposters
>>64205666
thank you satan
>>64205652
had to get up for a piss, but i'm back in business
>>64205657
1961
1991
Arsenal
>yidshits
>>64205677
fucking based. Shitposters will come flooding if we concede though
>>64205636
just across the river from South Shields
>>64205652
heading there now
yawning my face off
>>64205677
They actually watch the game
Wouldn't want a bang from Dier 2bh, big lad.
EVERYWHERE WE GO
EVERYWHERE WE GOOOOOO
ITS THE TOTTENHAM BOYS MAKIN ALL THE NOISE EVERYWHERE WE GOOOOOO
Double double double
Sol Campbell has won the double
and the shite down the lane
have won fuck all again
Sol Campbell has won the double
>>64205705
I LOOOVEE ERRRIIIIC DIER
ERIC DIIER LOOOVES MEEEEEE
>>64205622
Sterling--Rooney--Sturridge
---------------Kane----------------
is the best attacking 4 in Europe
>>64205677
I watch Spurs every week primarily for these threads, they are maximum comfy
>alli's touches today
wtf is he doing. does he want to be the next jenas?
>>64205715
>Implying Sturridge will ever be fit enough to complete 90 minutes again
will ali play in the final of euro 2016 lads? i reckon he'll have banged a few in throughout the tournament and earned his place by the time we win it
>>64205714
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH-REEEEEEEEK........
SEN SEN SEN
HE'S OUR NUMBER 23
>it's an alderweireld diagonal pass
>>64205703
UUUU
ADAM JOHNSON
PEDOPHILE
HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE CHILDREN
TAKES THEM TO THE STADIUM OF LIGHT
TO SEXUALLY ABUSE THEM
>>64205715
>Rooney
Will anyone ever accept that he's past it
>>64205745
>came to play for
>kek avb
ffs rose eriksen would have been in
>>64205715
Alli for Rooney
>>64205652
here t.b.h
who /ontheirphone/ here?
they are like little computers lads I don't appreciate how much my life has changed
>>64205715
>rppmney
>not based Vardy
>>64205750
>PEDOPHILE
fuck off yank
>>64205747
who's the qt in the webum
>>64205715
I would fear
----------------Alli----Dier
Sterling---------------------Barkley
-------------Vardy--Kane
a lot more
>>64205745
HE'S GOT A MASSIVE COCK HE HAS
THE JAN, THE JAN
HE TUCKS IT IN HIS FOOTBALL SOCKS
THE JAN, THE JAN
HE SHAGGED HIS BIRD AND NOW SHE'S DEAD
HE WAVES HIS COCK ABOVE HIS HEAD
JAN VERTONGHEN
TOTTENHAM SUPERMAN
>>64205750
FUCK OFF ADAM JOHNSON
YOU'RE GETTING DONE FOR NONCING
COS' YOU'RE A PAEDOOOOOOPHILE
YES YOU'RE A PADOOOOOOOPHILE
SO,
FUCK OFF ADAM JOHNSON
DANNY PLEAAAAASE
i was dubious about signing toby, if he was good enough why wouldnt atletico keep him?
but he's been based. top top signing.
>Be absolute shit all year
>Up your game 200% when playing against Liverpool
Fucking geordies
>>64205771
Lallana--Ali--Oxlade
----------Vardy---------
as a back-up 4 are the second best attacking 4 in Europe
>>64205811
>Lallana
>>64205800
>le can't keep anyone club
>keeping anyone
>>64205809
>palace as your bogey team
Harsh
>>64205826
yeah but they didn't even want to keep him, they just let him go
Cissé is still on the pitch, pls explain
>>64205791
Something vayntrub I think
Amazing rack
>>64205750
>>64205796
>15 years old
>pedophile
>>64205809
>beaten by Palace and Newcastle
The Pardew ghost haunting Liverpool forever
>20 mins in
>0-0 again Newcastle
>>64205799
>Danny 'le one goal against arsenal man' Rose
>>64205794
IN OUT
IN OUT
YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU DO THE DELE ALLI AND TURN AROUND AND THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
OOOOOOOOOOOH DELE ALLI
OOOOOOOOOOOH DELE ALLI
KNEES BENT ARMS STRETCHED RA RA RA
>>64205852
>>64205791
Milana
>>64205852
Milana Vayntrub apparently
Thanks friend, she's very pleasant to look at
>>64205853
groomed her for 2 years mate
Fuck off Walker
>>64205869
scored against chelsea too tbf
>It's a Tottenham hoof it episode
>>64205853
reported to the kangaroo patrol
>>64205869
>Danny 'le weaker link of the best fullback duo in the Prem, but still quite good would say he'd be atop if he learned how to pass 2bh' Rose
>>64205871
best jewfu
>>64205898
>the best fullback duo in the Prem
>Rose and Walker
Moreno and Clyne are both better desu
>>64205898
Rose>Walker
![1411144295041[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qu90ZNF.png "1411144295041[1].png")
>>64205894
>hoof the ball and clatter into people while Eriksen bails out with free kicks
>hurr durr Pornochina is such a god
>>64205899
That's Winona m8, but Milana is top 5.
>tom "le do nothing ever" carroll
>>64205898
fuck me they actually are aren't they?
Pochettino is a magician
Hope he's dead the hideous yid wog
>Kyle Beyblade
I'm dating some girl from WoW that lives in Newcastle upon Tyne.
What should I expect?
>Spurs commit to tackles
>Always come out worse
Is this team paper-skinned? Toon don't even flinch.
>>64205898
>sometimes you remember ekotto
>>64205940
>that stream of nonsense
>gook bandwagoners filming the game on an ipad
Disgusting
>>64205986
She's been fingered in Exhibition park more times than you've shot up a school
>>64205986
>from WoW
>Korean tourist fans
>travel thousands of miles just to watch one of your own sit on the bench
mental
>>64205986
>having an online "girlfriend"
SmH
>Cisse still has a job
>>64206014
So many more asians at the Lane this season and they stand up consistently and exclusively when Son is on the ball
>>64206041
>having no gf
;_;
>>64206041
>having an offline girlfriend
fucking eriksen can't take a free kick to save his life unless it's a shot
>>64205986
>I'm dating some girl from WoW
What's your combined weight?
>>64205986
obese lad with a ginger beard
>>64206068
>tfw I'm exactly the same irl
>papiss cisse is a "professional" footballer who is unironically paid money to play football in the top division of the English game
>brown lad doing his best jagsguy impression
>>64205852
>>64205871
>>64205879
>>64205899
>mfw she retweeted something about santa claus being a person of colour
For someone with such insane direct free kick talent, Eriksen is really fucking shit at passing from a free kick, through balls and corners
>>64205916
troll harder desu
>>64205923
I wouldn't necessarily argue against that, but I think this season Walker has been one of the best Spurs players, even though the same applies to Rose, Walker is higher in my list. Rose is a defensive juggernaut, and when he's ON in the third, the team has a whole different dynamic, but it doesn't happen consistently enough. As with Walker, you can always count on him to give furious support on attacks, but he's a bit behind Rose in terms of defending.
Summarizing
Rose Def > Walker D
Walker Att >> Rose Att
But both are very good and quite young, so I feel very fortunate for being able to support them both
>>64205986
>from WoW
Why are you doing that to yourself?
How many shots >we had lads?
>30min
>>64206073
>>64205986
>>64206031
>>64206103
only blacks move that fast m8
>>64206103
She's a jew, what do you expect?
>>64206106
Why not have both good attacking and defending by just putting Davies on?
>De Jong
McClaren's pulling at straws now like
>tfw you realise that Newcastle doesn't have a single meme player
>>64206126
4 I think.
No real ccc though
onomah, njie and son all unironically look more dangerous than eriksen
>>64206156
ayy
goal now pls
>>64206156
>who is Ayyoze Perez
Toby is so fucking based
>>64206156
>ayyoze
>>64206152
this tbqh
>>64205898
Monreal and Bellerin
>>64206184
'No'
>>64206152
lel senpai
>>64206156
Collocini for a start
>>64206156
Ayoze, Mitro, Exploding lungs, le nobody knows his age, Anita the manlet, Cisse etc.
>tfw eating cheese on toast with a dash of worcestershire sauce
>ties shoe for 3 minutes
>>64206164
I dunno, gooks tend not to mug people like niggers
>>64206138
Mein gott.
>it's a simon mignolet comes out on a corner episode
Is the Ryan Mason meme over?
>flopp
>>64206242
He should never have been a meme in the first place. I think I'm the only Spurs fan hat never liked Mason
>>64206242
It never begun
>>64205986
>you now remember waiting at the summoning stone for deadmines for some slag
smdh tbqh
>>64206233
A decent cross for once
>>64206242
Better than Carrol desu
Neither is better than Dele or Dier or Moussa or Nabil
Fuck me why can't I hold all these goat young cm
>>64206230
> not half fat red leicester with cracked black pepper and HP Sauce
>>64206288
>Now you are thinking about Tainio and Jenas
My birthday was yesterday lads, got a Kane shirt
I've been following spurs for about 5 years now, since I started watching divegrass
>comfy posting
>fat Jewish tits
I can live with this thread.
we're gonna lose this aren't we
it's gonna be one of those games. the unbeaten run is ended at home by newcastle. when we had the chance to go 4th
can just see it
>>64206301
it was red leicester tbf (mixed with gruyere)
>>64206271
Way too thick
>spurs are shit
t-everyone
>>64206138
Prefer to think of her as a Soviet that's been burgerized to be a whore
Oh and Jesus wasnt white
>Elliot
BASED
holy fucking shit Lamela that would have been beautiful
>>64205791
>not knowing milana
Do you even /sp/
>>64206271
that dress makes her look a bit too fat 2bh
>>64206324
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
WHY do we let eriksen take the corners ffs
Friendly reminder that Papiss Cisse gets paid tens of thousands of pounds per week for pretending to be a footballer.
Alli is such a size babby. He'll be a "remember him?" in less than a year
IRELAND'S BRAVE ROB ELLIOT
>>64206324
>we're
>we
>we
>>64206309
My favorite is Fryers and Naughton because they actually continued having consistent pt and it would just blow my mind
Incredibly shit, like Pará level SHIT
>>64206322
>fat Jewish tits
only reason to live 2bh
>>64206330
low test pls go
>>64206374
He will be England captain in a few years. Cap this post
>>64206324
>we
You're posting on 4chan when the club you support is playing. Shut the fuck up you fat plastic yid
>>64206367
Papiss Cissé will earn over £500 over the course of this 105 minute match (including half-time)
>It's a Spurs draw 0-0 episode
OH FUCK OFF ROB ELLIOTT
LET LAMELA SCORE
tottenham and newcastle, threads don't get much more comfy than this
>LAMEla
