>Excuse me, I have the seat next to yours.
What do you do?
>>64202363
Suck his dick
Offer him my Sprite
>>64202363
Cool, have a seat. Why are you not flying first class, though?
>>64202363
>Implying this little midget autist would speak to someone he doesn't know without iniesta holding his hand
>>64202396
>having this much room between seats
>not first-class
>Ok, great
Cool a little Spanish guy who won't hog the arm rest
>>64202363
tell him to win a world cup and call him a systembabby before calling him a manlet and then taking both seats
>>64202363
hmm? there looks like there's plenty of space between seats so I wouldn't have to get up.>>64202363
>>64202413
Why am I flying first class, though?
>>64202432
i thought all refugees did?
>>64202432
Free upgrade, due to overbooking.
>>64202407
>projecting this much
He doesnt speak english
I dont speak spanish
I would just look at him confused
ask for a picture with him and then leave him alone
>>64202363
beat him to death
>>64202363
state false facts about trains until he starts crying
>>64202423
lel
>>64202363
Tell him I could beat him 1 v 1 then give him my autograph.
Then
>>64202378
>>64202379
>>64202532
>>64202363
Scuse me mate I'll go sit next to Luis
I'd probably ask him what the fuck is he doing in economy with me
>>64202788
>>64202396
>flying economy
I think your wife has that seat
you can go somewhere else drink your sprite
>>64202673
>false
>facts
uh
Hello my name is Lionel Messi
>>64202797
>literally giving away your money
Hello... Messhit ;)
What is this mental patient doing here
>>64202363
Be my guest Mr. Skelington.
>you need to be this tall to enter
>not paying for both seats so you don't have to sit next to someone
>>64204788
>ugly lanklet detected
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eiFk5Pd.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
>>64202363
Talk to Kobe instead
>>64202363
I don't really watch the GOAT Messi. Is it true he is pretty autistic?
You too
>>64206310
Kenny Powers is GOAT
why does messi always have that stupid face with his mouth open like that
>>64206992
it's called smiling, autismo
>>64202363
holy shit hes looking old as fuck
also this hairtcut make his head and ears look bigger
I'd be so intimidated that I'd just nod and smile awkwardly then proceed to pretend he doesn't exist for the rest of the flight.
Maybe I'd ask why he's flying coach.
>>64206992
idk man, maybe because he's enjoying life?
jesus christ.
>>64202363
You ain't getting any of my Sprite.
it's called retard strength
>>64202363
So here's a confession: I think I follow football, and I didn't actually recognise him.
I could have walked past him in town and not even known who he was. He just looks like a kid who works in a factory.
Where is your wife sitting?
>>64207149
what a beautiful tranny
Immediately start singing Ronaldo songs
>>64202363
being polite then proceed to educate him about the state of the kholhoznic property and the current level of workers' consciousness, which leaves the class struggle historically unresolved and prompt him to join the annual Barcelona FAI rememberance march.
>>64202363
Can somebody tell me who is this guy and why is this sport related?
>>64207235
That's Lenny Mestizo, the best soccer player in the world.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64202363
Strangle him to death, spend the rest of the flight working on relevant bets.
He always looks happy these days. I'm glad for him.
>>64202438
Underrated
>>64202363
"wheres kobe?"
>>64206379
He is pretty fucking underrated.
Just like this man.
>>64206310
>>64206310
real autistic or 4chan autistic?
>>64206310
he's the least autistic person on earth
>>64202363
I would vituperate him because of his tattoos
I love Messi so much
I would put my life in danger to protect him and his family ;__;
>>64202363
Y-yes, Leonel. Sure, h-have a seat.
>>64206310
he's the most autistic person on earth
>>64212461
Me too.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU real hard
>>64213127
how do you pronounce this and what is it from?
>soccer
>>64212461
Same.
Not a chance, this row is mine. You want this row you gotta put your hands up. And we all know you ain't got a puncher's chance, you can't grapple with me, and you ain't submitting me. So walk away, my man.
>>64202438
BANTER
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>>64213178
it's a racist meme to mock Japanese soccer players
it's a joke about tsunamis
>>64213178
messi said this to motivate the argentine nt before the wc final 2014
>>64202438
Kek
>>64202423
And then Bravo appears and break your neck.
>>64202363
tell him that's factually impossible since i buy the entire row when i fly
>>64212461
>tfw you'll never be his bff and take a bullet for him
why live
>>64202363
OH MY GOD :333333333333333333333333333333333333
>you will never molest the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUGF_X9svCg
>>64202363
Why are you talking to me spic?
>>64202438
>check the flag
Australia always brings the banter
>>64218776
I love Messi. I have supported Barcelona since I was a small boy. If I could spent a plane flight with Messi it would be the greatest moment of my life. Even if we were hit by an aviation disaster I wouldn't care. I would defend Messi in every possible scenario that could go wrong during a flight.
If our plane was crashing and his oxygen mask was broken he could have mine
If the plane crashed and we were forced to turn to cannibalism to get by I would let Messi eat ever nerve and sinue within my body to maintain his strength
If he didn't like the in flight movie I would use the sunlight from outside to perform a shadow theatre for him
Fuck if Messi wanted to join the mile high club I would go into the tiny cramped toilet and let him fuck and cum in my ass even though the cramped and uncomfortable conditions with low oxygen would remind me of my days growing up in a bedroom shared with my 7 brothers who would often finger my ass for a joke
This image breaks my heart
Alas I am a poor Romanian and can only afford to fly economy class. My dreams will remain unfulfilled
>>64208932
I did this last thursday after saving a goal : 3
(I'm a goalie)
>>64202438
holy shit
>>64202363
Ask him if he wants to join the mile high club with me.
I assume he waxes his boypussy. I bet you could get a shitload of cash for his jizz too.
>>64202396
That looks like business class to me. Or first class on a shitty airline.
>>64212461
My god his wife is a fucking 11/10.
>>64219942
Shit like this is why I come back to this board.
Ignore the fuck out of him because soccer is shit.
>>64202363
Thats impossible I bought the whole Airline
>>64219942
based Romania
>>64202363
Are you a top or bottom?
>>64202429
You forget, missi is like 3 feet tall
>>64221166
>Click here
edgy memelord here m8
>>64207149
Mirin bulge
>>64203051
>pick 1
go to the restroom after I pic related
>>64202396
That's probably First Class - but on an AMerican airline.
>>64202438
abosolutely babmboozeled
>>64219942
Based Gipsy 'Cleptocupromanus' Gica.
>>64212461
wtf he looks like drew brees!
>>64221166
Have your free (You).
You sure earned it la
>>64212461
>>64222434
hold the fucking phone he's right
>>64222434
interesting
>>64207149
PUFFY VULVA
>>64212461
I love how as he is growing it he is going for that Levi look more and more each day. GOAT haircut
