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Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
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First for MMA sucks, Boxing rules.
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memes

movement

money
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Movement

Precision

Timing

Flow

That's all you need. That's it.
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I hope I dream about Joanna tonight.
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>>64200551
>Wanting to see extended clinching in a sport where nothing happens in the clinch
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How hard is Dee getting pounded right now?
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WHO THE FUCK IS FEDOR FIGHTING FUCKING TELL ME YOU FUCKING FUCKS
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If you blinked and missed it.
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>MCGOAT
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>>64200582
some Thai can apparently
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Dana White OFFICIALLY off SUICIDE WATCH
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Let's do it this time okay? Let's do it. Let's not back out

December 12th. I'll be there. I don't tink he'll show up but I'm going to be there.
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Did anybody else cringe for weidman when his dad grabbed the mic and was like 'HE'S NOT MY SON!'
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I'm fucking exhausted bois, so I'm going to call it a night here. Likely won't be shitposting on /heem/ until after christmas so have a good one.

can't fucking wait until 2016
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>>64200587
what was that little spic saying to the GOAT?
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>>64200551
>jabclinch
no thanks
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>>64200596
K thnx ttyl keep me posters
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>>64200599
>'HE'S NOT MY SON!'

are you retarded?
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Will Aldo fight again?
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>>64200599
He said "HES STILL MY SON"

but it was cringey af either way

Obviously hes still your son. The fact that its even a question as if you need to address hes still your son shows how stupid and shitty his dad is. the fact that he said it as if he was "being a good dad" by saying that is sad.
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>let's wait for Dos Anjos-Cerrone fight
>that fight could be a close war, which means more rematches
>meanwhile, Edgar would be a challenging fight for Connor, arguably more style wise compared to either LW guy who ends up with the strap

Joe Silva pls
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>>64200605
>taking rotten bait this easily

are you retarded?
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>>64200596
>>64200582
http://www.sherdog.com/events/Rizin-FF-Rizin-Fighting-Federation-2-48359
No one confirmed yet.
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>>64200601
I don't I am not Mcgregor.
>sadly
But I bet he doesn't know either since how loud it was.
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>>64200605
Some weak ass meta-tier bait t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m
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>>64200609
He jumped off the MGM after the fight
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>>64200610
Just claiming him for taxes like your parents claim you, little fella
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>>64200599

>HE'S NOT MY SON!'
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>>64200610

Did you not grow up with a loving father or something? Holy shit I've never seen so much projection in one post since my Myspace days reading the profiles of emo girls.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGJeXMfpaxU
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Dillashit confirmed shook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGJeXMfpaxU
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>>64200584

>the city of Brazil
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>>64200625
Kek
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>>64200620
How long did the fall take?
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>>64200613
>joe silva
Conor could literally say if I don't get to fight Jon Jones at Croke Park or I will leave to bellator they will give him the fight.
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>>64200616
>>64200619

>Say something retarded
>i-i-it was bait

What exactly was bait worthy about it?
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>>64200629
delete this post
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>>64200625
Daddy wasn't there
To take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there.

:(
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>HE'S STILL NOT MY SON!
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>>64200625
Was Chad's pops so much of shit father that he needed to tell millions around the world that his son was his son?
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>>64200599
>implying you wouldn't also disown Weidman for getting exposed the first time he fights an opponent who isn't a 40 year old brazilian
I'm just surprised he didn't try to adopt Luke on the spot
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>>64200628
>>64200629
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>>64200636

IN

JUST
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>>64200641
i'll delete your chin
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>>64200628
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>>64200629

Fookin snake in dee grass. His time will come but he needs to get his numbers up.
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you are now aware we will NEVER EVER see mcgregor fight nick diaz at catchweight
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>>64200625
>2005 not befriending said emo girls to pound on some weekend getaway on myspace
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>>64200640
>trying this hard
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>>64200647

Did you get triggered by someone's dad showing love to their son after a loss, and realize your dad will never care for you that much?
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>>64200653
strong words
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Don't remember the last time I've been this upset from a fighter losing. Chris has just crushed me.

Chuck getting KOd by Rampage and Lesnar losing to Reem come to mind.
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>>64200664
My dad isn't an attention whore though :^).
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>post your face after UFC 194 actually happened

How do you feel like it went overall?
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>>64200584
>lead hand low
>staying outside
he expected aggressive Conor
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>You now remember that this piece of shit nigger referee destroyed Weidman's chin
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>>64200639
while that's true, it would be shitty to put the belt on hold, while frankie and mcgregor didn't take any damage from their fight, they could fight 3 months from now on
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>>64200670

Your dad is ashamed to announce to the world that you're his son.
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>>64200652
>>64200653
>>64200665
I expected more jubilance in your shitposting tβh lads
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>>64200675
Herb needs to go.
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>>64200680
>projecting this hard
lmao Anonymous.
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>>64200675
and people thought weidman was a threat to jones

fucking ayy lmao
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>Rousey gets an immediate rematch
>Jose does not

Anyone else triggered by the blatant sexism in the UFC
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>>64200575
Mate the entire Joshua vs Whyte card yesterday was incredible. This shit show was an utter joke I regret staying up for.
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>>64200672
He also expected to exceed 13 fucking seconds.
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>>64200675
imagine what jacare or romero wouldve done to him
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https://youtu.be/nG_Nwp0wZc0?t=59
>Conner v Aldo
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>>64200678
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>>64200675
>"don't get me wrong I think Herb Dean is one of the best ref's in the business. I just think he wasn't that good tonight"
Literally what someone says after every UFC event. When does he demonstrate that he's a good ref? Because I see nothing but shit.
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>>64200675
shit was insane, rockhold is just beating his face into a pulp
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>>64200689
>rousey only draw at wmma
>jose barely outdraws DJ
yeah its sexism
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>>64200689
Rousey = money
Aldo = hue
Do the math.
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>>64200700
The Mir-Sylvia call is amazing and he deserves all the credit in the world for it but Herb is so overrated it hurts.
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>>64200685

>Accusing me of projecting when he went on a rant about Chris' dad

Heuheuheu tbqh reading your post reminded me of a girl I dated who had some severe daddy issues. Whenever she saw someone else's dad being an actual father she'd go into
little mini rants like yours.

/blog post

No need to be so bitter pham.

>in b4 you reply
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>>64200689

Tbf there's no depth in women's divisions. None of them deserve a shot at Holly except Ronda.
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>>64200700
you don't think he's the best ref in the biz? are you some kind of racist?
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>>64200698
So many BTFOed champs in such a short period. Crazy shit.
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>>64200710
allofmycringe.jpg

keep trying kid
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>>64200682
I'm a simple man

All I want is for Joe Riggs to cut his dick off and throw it away
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So any HUEbros, how is Brazil handling this?
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Rockhold beat the best version of Weidman

Just like Weidman fans declare he beat the best version of Silva.

You don't get to have it both ways. Nothing was off about Weidman, quit looking for excuses and accept your loss.
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>>64200720

>allofmycringe.jpg

You've overstayed your welcome /b/tard.
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>>64200710
>trying this hard to be cool in /heem/
lol
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>tfw can't sleep after an event because I stay pumped
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JUST
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>>64200724
First 7-1, then Andersen and now this. Poor little buggers.
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>>64200734

>Clowning on some punk who has daddy issues is being cool

Triggered?
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>>64200739
>Cruz injured
>Frankie robbed
>GSP on holiday
>Jones lifting
not much has changed
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>>64200675
you realize he was explicitly told by dana to let the fight go as long as possible.
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>>64200748
>defending a loser like Chad
lmao bub
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>>64200739
Damn
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>>64200723
class
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>>64200756

Who the fuck is Chad casual?
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>>64200731
keep trying

you might hit a nerve eventually
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>>64200748
I was the guy that posted the original comment saying it was unnecessary to say he was still his son. I watched the fight with my dad. When the dad said that we both looked at each other and laughed about "Why the fuck would you say he's still your son".

It's interesting that you talk about projection yet none of its true. If anyone is projecting in this situation it's you.

Nice outdated memes by the way.
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>>64200739
Remember when Anderson Silva seemed invincible? Now he'd get destroyed by anyone in the top 5 of his division.
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Next week

>Cerrone vs RDA
>Reem vs JDS
>Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson

on paper this seems cool, but will probably be extremely boring
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If the ref had not stopped conner after 13 seconds he would have just kept pounding aldos face like rocklhod did to weedman and aldo would have lost in a more brutal and longer way
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Aldo

top lel

I literally would have lasted longer than he did
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>>64200584

WOW...

Also

>Leading with Straights
>Against Southpaws
>Ever

Deserved it to be honest
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>>64200763

The fact that you're still responding shows that you're flustered. Notice that not everyone ITT is responding, just the people who got triggered enough about daddy issues.
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>>64200761
The former UFC Middleweight champion, dumbass.
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>>64200776
Buffer literally missed the whole thing.
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So is Connor actually the real deal? I'm a bit lost here. Was I delusional thinking he wasn't? I'm usually always right on these things. What the fuck.
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>>64200584
leads with chin
gets BTFO
who would have thought?
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>>64200786
You're literally the only one talking about daddy issues and you will not let it go.

You look retarded.
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>>64200792
he meme'd his way to the top

I honestly have no idea what the answer to your question is
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>>64200782
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
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>>64200774
Cerrone via KO headkick first round rafeal comes out too fast and gets caught
REEM via tko he gets introuble and throws a hook and then finished JDS
DIAZ via 2nd round tko body head body
Someone cap this
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>>64200648

>I predict dese tings
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>>64200770

>I watched the fight with my dad.

Sure you did punk. You're the one projecting hard cause someone's dad was trying to cheer up his son who just lost and it ended up coming out embarrassing but wtf would you know eh?
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>>64200786

The fact that you're still responding shows that you're flustered.
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>>64200774

B A R N C A T
A
R
N
C
A
T

makes his return to UFC.
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who was considered the underdog by fans? by las vegas?
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>>64200792
Running in with your chin exposed will get you caught. He has good timing and a good eye for distance.
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>>64200809
McGregor opened as the favorite but closed as a slight dog.

Most of /heem/ picked Aldo in the predictions
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>>64200798

And yet here you are still responding. What exactly about my post struck such a nerve?
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>>64200809
aldo was at 2/1 a few days before the fight but the line was pushed to 1.8 in favour of aldo by the start of the fight
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>>64200805
I'm stating that it's unnecessary to comment "he's still my son" because obviously he still is. By saying that you allow the idea that because he lost he is not your son anymore but you are addressing a question that nobody asked.

How stupid are you? I bet you're an Aldo fan.
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>>64200610
Maybe he should have mentioned to the Chris that slow and sloppy wheel kicks are a stupid fucking idea. I mean, a good dad would say it, wouldn't he?
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>>64200584
>mfw big john was the one that heemed aldo
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>>64200809
By /heem/ Aldo was 55% to 45% in the picks, by in the strawpoll Aldo was at least 65%
By Vegas Aldo was the underdog, just barely though.
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>>64200825
forgot pic
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>I know I'll try a spinning back kick
smash your face in with elbows for 2 minutes
>I know I'll run straight at him with some shitty combo in the first 10 seconds
fucking heemed
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>>64200809
everyone felt they were pretty even and no one knew who was going to win, it was more of a either wanting to see meme mcgregor get knocked the fuck out, or wanting to see the meme continue if mcpotato wins
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>>64200822
>because obviously he still is

No kidding you actual autistic spastic. Are you actually this literal? And he didn't say, he's still my son, he said, "He's still my boy" That's what parents say when they're proud of their kids (something you've probably never heard)

> By saying that you allow the idea that because he lost he is not your son anymore

Are you actually this retarded or has trolling gotten even more elaborate these days?
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>>64200700
to be fair these refs get absolutely fucking shit pay, like $1,000/fight, so maybe he was thinking about a Gilligan's Island episode or which bus to take to get to the airport, or something.
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>>64200816
You're the one having an emotional reaction. I'm addressing a logical breakdown of why it's inappropriate to say he's still your son and how it's cringey. You're the one going on about daddy issues. You're like the kid that calls everyone gay but is actually gay himself. I'm embarrassed for you.
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>>64200836
Nobody cares.
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>tfw first full UFC card I watched was UFC 129 (GSP vs Shields)
>first proper memory is of Aldo destroying Hominick causing that massive hematoma
>now getting knocked out in 13 seconds

Ever since then I've watched all his fights and kinda viewed him as unstoppable :(
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>>64200832
>this fucking butthurt
lmao

reply and prove me right.
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>>64200825
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Can we all agree now that Rockhold is the worst Middleweight champion the UFC has ever had? He's a literal frat boy who uses the word "jabroni" to refer to his competition.
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>That one casual who hated McGoober and asked if there's a good chance of him being heemed since he missed Ronda
>That fight
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>>64200711
There are literally 1½ fighters in women's mma: Holly (1) and Ronda (½).
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>>64200846
He's seriously not going to defend the title once.
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>>64200841
Aldo fought and clawed his way into history against everyone's wishes, and it's important to remember that as people try to erase that. I'd highly unlikely that anyone can replicate his run.
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Man not sure how to feel. Does that really answer who is the better fighter? Connors talk clearly got to Aldo and so he rushed in aggressively and got caught

Anyone think Frankie beats Connor? I think Frankie has the chin and can wrestle fuck Connor
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Does anyone have a video of the post match interview that connor had? I'm so pissed i stayed up but asleep after the nelson fight...
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>>64200858
>Does that really answer who is the better fighter?
You could argue that for any fight that ends in a flash KO
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>>64200846
>>64200855
>The Team engaging in damage control
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>>64200836
>being this autistic in a /heem/ thread
haha
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>>64200836

How the fuck is a dad trying to cheer up their son
And I know you're a casual cause his dad always says this when Chris wins. He said the same exact thing after he beat Belfort. He always grabs the mic and says, "That's my boy." This time, Chris lost (Chris not Chad faggot) and he said it again.

>Logical breakdown

Haha wow man, there's nothing complex to "break down" here you stupid faggot.

Go back to /b/ with your retardation. I realize we've still got a lot of stragglers lefts. See your stupidity until the next Ronda fight.
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im more shocked that chris lost than aldo
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>>64200858
>C-Conor isn't that good.. he only beat aldo, mendes and poirer.. u-unproven
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>>64200816
>struck a nerve

Why do people say this? It has the tone of a snotty teenager playing COD.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjXHai7M7oU

Who the guy talking at the start /heem/?
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>>64200846
His presser was embarrassing: the wheelkick fail? it wasn't the turning point, I had weidman all the way, there's no way I could have lost, I'm on a different level.
Cringetastic.
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>>64200825
>>64200844
CONFIRMED.
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>>64200841
I really thought that Conor was going to KO Aldo with that exakt punch.

But I'm still sad. 13 seconds man, that just sucks.
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>>64200711

Holmes utterly humiliated her. It was this close to Anderson/Forrest.

Forget immediate, it's questionable if she should get any rematch at all based on this performance.
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>>64200879
he fucking destroyed him, Weidman's career is finished
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>>64200788

>Chad is now the former UFC Middleweight champion
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>>64200792

Nah you're very ignorant when it comes to fighting.

Connor has arguably the best stand up technique in the UFC, he also has the physique to go with it for his weightclass.

There are other fighters with technique as good like John Makdessi but he's too much of a Manlet.
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>>64200876

>Why do people use a figure of speech?

Ask non-stupid questions Walter.
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>>64200868
It's not like that, lad.

I'm more talking about the fact that Rockhold will get heemed easily be the old guard champs and it's going to be a small title run.
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>>64200672
why does a low lead hand help against aggression?
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How can the UFC possibly top this event?

UFC 200 will be some lame women's fight. The Weidman/Jones superfight is off.

I seriously think with Conor winning tonight, MMA has peaked.

I feel there is no need to watch MMA again. I suddenly feel empty. After following the sport for 10 years I don't see a reason for me to continue.
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>>64200859

I fell asleep during the prelims and thankfully woke up right as Buffer was introducing conor/aldo. DLing the card now to watch weidman/rockhold.
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>>64200892
Who's going to heem him?
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>>64200879
>it wasn't the turning point, I had weidman all the way,

How is it possible to think that Weidman had won 3 rounds upto that point? Literally how?
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>>64200885
Weidman was dominant up until that slip-up. His iron chin was absorbing Luke's punches with no problem, and Luke was gassed. If Chris hadn't thrown the sloppy memekick Luke would have lost by decision or round 5 wrestlefuck.
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>>64200886
Dumbass Electrodeball.
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>>64200885
I will paypal you 50 bux if kekhold beats the chris in a rematch.
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>>64200901
CM Punk debuts
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>>64200877
>>64200877

Please respond
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>>64200883

I don't disagree with you but come on, what's your suggestion? Meisha "mediocre" Tate gets a shot at Holly despite losing 3 (three) times to Ronda?
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>>64200872
he tried a sloppy stupid slow wheel kick and acted as if he didn't care what happened.
got what he deserved, just as aldo did for rushing in with his chin out.
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>>64200871
That's not a good way to cheer up the loser. Look at his sons reaction to it. He was cringing himself. Call more people gay, eventually you will find someone that is receptive to it and you will find somewhere you belong.
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>>64200846
>He's a literal frat boy who uses the word "jabroni" to refer to his competition.

Pic related.
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It's unreal

A guy that has no losses in his division to get KO'd in 13 seconds. By McGregor no less in the most hyped fight of his career. Insane shit
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>>64200908
Wouldn't say dominant but he was on the way to winning round 3 before the memekick. Would've been up 29-28 in points heading into the 4th.
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>>64200901
its because conor made you think hes some kind of a super hero that cannot be beaten
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>>64200901
189 > 194
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>>64200792
he's FW rumble
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>>64200903
Honestly? Belfort could again, easy. There's also no fucking way Luke could beat Anderson Silva.

The Chris is probably gonna fight a lot smarter and less cocky in a rematch. This will be a short rein, believe me.
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>>64200916
check at meatspin.com they have the speakers listed in order of appearance

you're fucking welcome, Kiwi.
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>>64200908
I thought it was even up until the wheel kick but even that showed that Weidman wasn't in the fight

A switched on fighter wouldn't make that kind of mistake, he was fucking punished for it too and he looked like a helpless baby once Rockhold had him on the ground
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>>64200782

....you're SUPPOSED to lead with straights against a southpaw.

What else are you supposed to lead with?
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>I wrestle bro.
>Never taken down once

Oh god not to mention

>10 years undefeated
>13 second love tap to the button
>Literally did not know what the fuck happened


>Huehue's on suicide watch
>3 champs dethroned in least than 2 months

I literally called the aldo fight to my friend, told him either by a lucky shot or freak accident aldo was going to lose.
>He left teamspeak instantly
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>>64200891
The point was that it makes you sound like a shit cunt, not how did people come to string the same words together.
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>>64200920

No kidding it wasn't an appropriate thing to say cause it was embarrassing but he felt like he still needed to say it so he did.

You're a fucking casual /b/tard who just a few minutes ago was calling Chris, Chad, so I have no idea why I'm even engaging you.
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>mfw when I realise the time
>Almost 10am

Need to go to sleep son
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>>64200934
Belfort without his Jesus Juice will get peppered and picked apart from range until he quits. Anderson would get ruined by a better striker and grappler who's also way bigger and stronger. Rockhold isn't losing for a while because nobody is better than he is. Strikeforce STAND UP.
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>>64200909

Sorry, didn't realize you were trolling him. Cba to follow your autistic conversation
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>>64200934
>Luke can't beat old Anderson
Stop this meme, Anderson is my favorite fighter of all time but his chin is over.
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The current longest reigning champ is _____
In the last 12 months, X titles have changed hands
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>>64200947
Cry more, abo :^)
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>>64200950
I'm just going to stay up until 8pm and then crash.
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>Conor McGregor is going to own ALL the belts in your lifetime
Prepare your anus
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>>64200950
I feel for you UK bros, really shit timezone for live UFC.
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>>64200954
Why? Because he lost to Weidman? Fuck off retard.
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why didn't Chris learn from Chael?

Meme moves will get you into trouble. Don't get cocky.

Chael was dominating Anderson in the rematch before the meme fist.

Chris was winning the round before the meme kick

Why do people still insist on memeing?
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>>64200901
>I seriously think with Conor winning tonight, MMA has peaked.
mfw
you are really an easy sell.
i'll bet you buy stuff from every door-to-door salesman who knocks.
Conor, the peak of mma.
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>>64200948
You always state claims with no ability to back them up. You're pretty stupid. That's probably a good reason for why.
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>>64200805

This is why this place needs mods sometimes.

You are either immeasurably stupid or a terrible troll for thinking we wouldn't notice your inability to reason your way out of a paperbag.

Saying what he said isn't even remotely suitable to cheer up his son you dumbshit.
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>>64200947

Why the fuck should I care what some faggot living on the other side of the planet thinks of what I say? You probably say things I'd find deplorable in your dick sucking Aussie accents.
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>>64200675
yeah... he was no longer "intelligently defending" after like 6 seconds of that
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>>64200914
why did this make me laugh so much
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>He's powerful and he's fast, but _____ beats power, and _____ beats speed
What were they again?
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>>64200956
Mighty Moose Johnson!!!
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>>64200963
Meme moves are the forbidden fruit. THE FORBIDDEN DANCE.
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>>64200965

The only stupid person was the one who went on a mini rant about someone's dad showing them love they've never gotten in their life. Sucks for you but stop projecting your sad childhood to other people.
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>>64200901
I want DJ vs Cruz/Dillashaw, McGregor vs Aldo 2 probably.

I actually agree with Rogaine that DJ is P4P best.
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>>64200977
His technique is INCREDIBLE
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>>64200963
>Chris was winning the round

He was winning the round but he was losing the fight.
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>>64200981
The only thing I said was it was inappropriate and didn't need to be said. You then projected your girlfriend onto me and talked about daddy issues for a while. You project while saying I project. You are so stupid you can't even see it.
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>>64200969
You're autistic m8
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>>64200934
Anderson made his rep fighting in the weakest division in UFC history, fully roided. Now he's got no roids, no chin, and no chance because there's much better competition.
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>>64200990
It was 2-1 Chris and the tko came in a round where Chris could have won without the memery.
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that feel when GSP will never come back and become the face of UFC again. i hate mcgregor so much
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>>64200675
Herb Dean is a good ref. He was giving Chris the benefit of the doubt.
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>>64200943
the problem is that he actually lead with noncommittal right hook
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>>64200966
>Saying what he said isn't even remotely suitable to cheer up his son you dumbshit.

Then go take it up with him then you stupid faggot, I'm explaining the logic of him saying what he said, not the ramifications behind it. Also the fact that his dad is literally always there for his fights and says the same thing. How stupid are you exactly?


>This is why this place needs mods

Maybe you should go back to your safe space on reddit where you don't get triggered this hard by words on a screen.
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>>64201000
If you make any mistakes, you have to pay.
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>tfw when you ruin a /heem/ thread with one post
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>>64200982
I want to see DJ vs TJ; DJ vs Cruz even now would be an easy wrestling win for Cruz.
I really wish Frankie would take a cheeky drop to 135 and heem the champ at that point.
McGreGOAT vs Aldo 2? Nah, with that ending they should make Aldo fight one man between then and the rematch. Make UFC 200 the McGregor vs Cerrone matchup, since RDA's gonna look like shit with no IVs to mask his megadoping type roid usage.
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>>64200951
>mfw the thought of you possibly being serious
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>>64201004
iktf

Why can't it just be 2009 again
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>>64200996

About as autistic as the online abo grammar police.

>Hurr don't say that it makes you sound bad

So is saying "G'day mate"

Cunt.
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>>64201005
>Chris, you can't move your fingers and you have strokes every day from the triple concussion you took against Rockhold; how do you feel?
>I'm just thankful Herb Dean gave me the benefit of the doubt
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>>64201009
No shit, not the fucking point.
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>>64201016
UFC Undisputed 2009 was the shit.
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>>64201013
Let me guess, you thought because Weidman beat Vitor and Vitor beat Rockhold that Weidman was going to beat Rockhold? And you're sad that it turned out Rockhold was too good standing, too good off of his back, and too good on top for Chris to handle?
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So....

Conor McGregor is now bigger than Lesnar yes?
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>>64201000
>It was 2-1 Chris

Luke had more significant strikes and more damage. You can torrent the fight and rewatch it again instead of relying on your fickle memory.
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>>64200584
all too often in combat based sports it really seems like one person wins simply because the other royally fucks up. I mean seriously look at Aldo throw two pussy punches DIRECTLY INTO MACGREGGORS HANDS. WHEN YOU WASTE BLOWS LIKE THAT AND ADVANCE YOU'RE JUST GIVING YOUR OPPONENT TIME TO THINK, WELL JEEZ TIME TO KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT I GUESS
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>>64200873
is that the chick from Lizzy McGuire? how does she look now?
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>>64201023
Spamming punches with Shogun in the demo was so fun, and you could bang on a guy's face after he was heemed too!
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>>64201020
Totally the point. Chris made the mistake, Luke didn't.
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How would weidman feel now?

>keked to the co main event on two occasions

>beat 35+ well past in brazilians

>got knocked the fuck out by a 31 year old "in prime" luck goathold
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>>64201024
>putting words in my mouth
I don't do mma math, lad. My point is that stylistically, he's not going to do jack shit against the division and Chris was a fucking retard for trying to meme kick and stand the whole fight.
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>>64200994
>The only thing I said was it was inappropriate

No you went on a rant and started "breaking down" what he said like an autist, "wow why would he say that does that make him not your son if he wins" Stop being fucking autistic.
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>>64201019
kek. Chris has an iron chin tho.

>>64201024
Rockhold did NOT prove he was better than Weidman in that fight. He proved that Weidman shouldn't stray from what he's good at, if anything.
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>>64200956
Jones, who gives a hot darn
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>>64200610
Agreed
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>>64201029
>When we meet in the centre of the Octagon, we'll see who takes the first step back
Conor McGregor, pre 189 (before pullout)

The mind games defeated Aldo! Conor deliberately backed up to make Aldo feel good, then hit Aldo with a cheeky left to make him feel bad!
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>>64201040
>>64201045
Chris tried to take him down and almost got guillotined twice for his trouble. Did you watch the fight? Romero is super low-output and perfect for Luke to just tee off on from outside. Jacare is a pick 'em fight, I thought he won their first fight.
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>>64201012
Man, it's been a while since I've seen Cruz. You could be right.

Also, I think you're definitely right about the Aldo rematch, but they're probably going to force it anyway like they're doing with Honda.
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Have the Brazilians turned on their former champ the way they turn on everyone else who loses?
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>>64201045
>Rockhold did NOT prove he was better than Weidman in that fight

Hahahahaha oh wow man.......I don't even hate Chris Weidman but he was outclassed in every department. How is it possible to be riding someone so hard you refuse to believe he got beat up?
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>>64200891

He is asking you why you chose these particular words to express yourself you turdburglar.

He's right btw. Vermin on the internet that uses "must've struck a nerve" to create the illusion that they have the power to hurt other people with the power of their words are severely in need of Zyklon B.

Keep saying you "struck a nerve" ou smelly little shit. You know what also strikes a nerve? Me smelling that I must've stepped on dogshit. So if you wanna say that I too sound like you've struck a nerve, you'll know what kind of nerve it was.

You fairy.
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whos the next champ to get memed
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>>64200903

The Chris was winning the fight until he threw the spin kick, he will kill Rockshit to get revenge
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Been watching the sport for 10 years now

I just can't get behind guys like Lawler, Werdum, RDA, Conor, or Rockhold like I did Anderson, GSP, Brock, Couture, Penn, Liddel.

Anyone else feel this way?
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>>64200846
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>>64201068
>he was outclassed in every department

He literally wasn't.
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>>64201079
damn bro... snes was the best console ever... anyone else remember catdog?... those were the days man... and aqua.. shietttttt
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>>64201071
BTFO

>we just witnessed this
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>>64201078
Chris ran out of ideas because nothing he was doing was working. You don't throw spinning back kicks as a first resort.
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>>64201068

Rockhold fought better, but I think Chris can still beat him and would have stood a chance if he didn't fuck up.
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>>64201025
GSP
BROCK
>>>power gap<<<
Ronda/Conor

And don't forget: GSP almost single-handedly built the UFC into what it is now.
The fact that Conor, as awesome as he is, is physically the size of Ariana Grande, will prevent him from ever becoming a star outside of the sport, the way GSP and Brock were.
He'll only ever be a "megastar" within the MMA word, but what a megastar!
Nothing wrong with that, non-mma fans can go fuck themselves.
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