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>Main Card: (PPV) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am UK
5 Round Featherweight Title Fight
José Aldo(c) (25-1-0) vs. Conor McGregor (18-2-0)
5 Round Middleweight Title fight
Chris Weidman(c) (13-0-0) vs. Luke Rockhold (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-3-0) vs. Yoel Romero (10-1-0)
>Welterweight
Demian Maia def Gunnar Nelson
>Featherweight
Max Holloway def Jeremy Stephens
>Bantamweight
Urijah Faber def Frankie Saenz via unanimous decision(30-27, 29-28, 30-27)
>Women's Straweight
Tecia Torres def Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,30-27)
>Welterweight
Warlley Alves def Colby Covington via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)
>Lightweight
Leonardo Santos def Kevin Lee via rd 1 TKO
>Lightweight
Magomed Mustafaev def Joe Proctor via rd 1 TKO
>Lightweight
Yancy Medeiros def John Makdessi via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
>Welterweight
Court McGee def Marcio Alexandre Jr. via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,29-28)
>Card of the year
>No one will watch the 1st 2 fights ever again
>HOBBIE LAWLER
>Demian Maia doing a thesis on WW rankings in his post fight interview
>mathematic formula
Based Maia dissing the rankings
>calling out the bullshit rankings
maia is cut
McConnor Gregor!
4
ND FOR HOBBIE LAWLERS
Based Maia literally my Linkin park memer
1st for hobbie
RANKERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Potatonigger s on suicide watch
verdoooooom
Picked Nelson
A-at least I got Holloway right
I can still go 4-1
>brazilian
>doesn't thank Jesus
>>64189831
IVE BECOME SO NUMB
>>64189891
>>64189919
K..
>30-25
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BRASIL
>DIS HANK
UFC confirmed for not using mathematic formulae for their rankings.
Werdum face always best
When does Rhonda fight?
>>64189871
EASY LAD
Maia vs Nelson was such a grappling clinic I'd gladly show that to my casual friends if they want to see the importance of jitz
Also the importance of training in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM
>WORLD CHAMPION OF THE WORLD - MAIA, DEMIAN
Good lad. We are the nicest people.
Linkin Park = GOAT
RANKING ARE TRASH
Demain Maia
Based Maia calling out the UFC's rankings
WERDY!
>jiu jitsu doenst work
>30-25
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>64189831
>>64189831
>>64189831
>>64189831
we'll come back here later
NO ONE CAN STOP US TONIGHT
Maia is a G. And he definitely has a chance to beat either Robbie or Condit.
Maia making Nelson look like shit
Nelson you ruined my picks ;_;
WERDUM FACE
MUH ALTITUDE
>30-25
mashematic formula
>Maia slagging off the ranking system
Dana gonna get him dropped
JOE JUST SAID "A SEA-LEVEL CAIN VELAZQUEZ"
JOE CONFIRMED MEME LURKER
FUCKIN HANK
maia deserves the next shot for sure
>verdum face
I agree with hue.
>Maia calling out the rankings and working out his own algorithm
>sea level cain
Hendricks vs Wonderboy at ufc 196
wow interesting
>A sea level Cain
JOE ROGAN EVERYBODY
Why the fuck is Cain getting a rematch?
well, I guess Maia could just rest for a bit and fight another guy tonight.
UNSCATHED!
>A sea level Cain Velasquez
FUCK OFF
HES A MEXICAN AND COULDNT EVEN FIGHT IN HIS OWN COUNTRY.
Maia jits is GOAT!!!
kek, please tell me how Hendricks vs Wonderboy is going to be "fun" Rogan.
Hendricks is going to wrestlefuck him into oblivion
Another victory for the Hueland
I missed Faber's fight and really wanted to watch it, what did you guys think about it?
Who's in Chiraq?
>30-25
what's the equivalent football score to that? i know nothing bout these rankings
>Johnny Hendricks fight
>worth being PPV
Pick one
how many goof'd their predictions?
>>64189704
>getting this mad because we fucked your dead mum to oblivion
lmao, calm down Australia.
RATE THIS CARD SO FAR
5/10
>>64189975
>ruined my picks
>despite all evidence suggestion maia gonna win
ok
Any statisticsfags here working on that mathematical formula for Maia?
>>64190016
>Velasquez
>Mexican
he can barely speak spanish
>>64189996
top kek how do you figure? How about he fights Matt Brown first.
holy shit it's Jacare time lads
Maia the Meme Master
>Linkin Park
>Hobbie Lawla
>World champion of the world
>incoherent rambling about the rankings
>backpacking on Gunnar all fight
Enjoyable desu
I am gonna be so pissed if the stream goes down during hue vs potato
>have to watch Wonder Boy get wrestle-fucked by fat ass Bigg Rigg for 3 rounds
>>64190050
yeah 6/10 at best
>>64189999
checked
firstrowsports laggy as fuck, any alternatives?
>>64189999
quads of lulz
Helping you relieve some stress.
>>64190020
>He hasn't watched Wonderboy and his world class Karate.
>>64190027
Solid back and forth
>>64190027
it was a good fight my dominican immigrant bro
>>64190027
good scrap, seinz's stock went up even with a loss
196 confirmed dog shit card
CERTIFIED FINISH NEXT FIGHT
WAR JACARE
i love werdum, best fighter there is in the ufc
>sea level Cain
why are there so many fuckin huehues fighting tonight
making us whiteys look bad
>>64189996
Lol no, he beats the scrubs of the division for easy wins.
Woodley has next shot, Maia can get his after he beats Hendricks.
>>64189999
that quad smile
YOEL STEROIDMERO WILL GET HEEMED ROUND 2 MARK MY WORDS
link plzz im dried up
>JOHNNY HENDRICKS VS STEVEN THOMPSON
in b4 another boring as fuck wrestlefuck match
>>64190043
7-1
>>64190043
7-1
>>64190078
Is that Remy?
How do you comfort the Currys during the humilating defeat?
>>64190027
Nothing will top it
>>64190057
BROWN PRIDE
>>64189999
>>64190043
7-1 more or less.
>>64190078
how the fuck can an ass that perfect even exist
>>64190078
hnnnnnnngh
HIGH LEVEL CHESS MATCH JOE
>>64190053
nice
>SEA LEVEL CAIN
Wow, the shilling has reached parody levels
Threadly reminder to fuck ISIS and practice MEWVMENT twelve times a day.
>>64190043
7-1
![29906170001_4642855415001_4642843046001-vs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4JPgSpi.jpg "29906170001_4642855415001_4642843046001-vs[1].jpg")
>Artem loses 30-26
>Gunni loses 30-25
>Pendred is considered a walking joke who then retires
>Holohan loses his gimme fight in Dublin
>Aishling Daily is a disgusting fat bitch who can't fight
SBG really is a joke. John Kavanah and his gym are just riding on the coat tails of McGregor's natural talent that he would use to win no matter who was coaching him
>>64189999
Checked for Werdum face
TIME FOR THE STOOL OF GOD
>>64190084
Why did you have to spoil the fight man?
Give Maia his title shot.
>>64190078
Dude, I've already jerked off once tonight. Please stop.
>>64190085
Roshalt got Nelson because Dana wants to see him knocked the fuck out after that Struve fight.
>>64190026
ITS ALL OF THE AFRICAN BLOOD FLOWING INSIDE YOUR PEOPLE VEINS...LONG LIVE THE MOTHERLAND, SHE IS STILL FEEDING HER BABIES
>>64190078
who is this trouser rouser?
The real fights begin now
>>64190085
250k buys TOPS
>>64190098
hurr durr ur obviously not a REAL FITE FAN like the guys who have been watching UFCs here for AGES
go watch Glory(holes) or something
>>64190110
I really thought Gunni would be more playful in there. Definitely needs more time with Ido.
YOEL VIA FLYING MEMEKICK
>>64190135
>that tanline
WEW LAD
>>64190108
Me, fucking the one on the right
>Big Country vs Rosholt
wtf, I hope Rosholt gets heemed into a living death
>Dirtmund
Haven't watched UFC since Jones' last fight, anything i should know?
>>64190110
>all these people who picked against Maia
#stoolgate
>>64190026
Favela lads are tanks.
People from tough backgrounds.
Who /hangingwithdad/ here?
>>64190141
...oh
oww
SO YOU HOMOS ABOUT TO GET REKT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS TIME FOR BALD ROIDING GRAPPLERS ALREADY THE WINNER OF THIS BOUT GETS NEXT TITLE SHOT.
Is Lithkek present to witness his bull do battle?
>>64190110
WEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>They bought into the SBG meme
Still alive baby.
SBG is complete garbage.
Is this the real thread lads?
WHEN JOSES HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>>64190061
rory just lost, tyrone only has 2 wins in a row, hendricks has 1, brown has 1
4 in a row wins
GUNNI NOOOO ;(
THIS IS LITERALLY BEYOND IMAGINATION MY HYPE IS RISING
>>64190138
PLEASE DELETE THIS POST
>>64190110
>the city of /heem/
>tfw no ass to betray your country for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw
JIU-JITSU!
So which is worse?
SBG or Glendale?
>>64190100
>>64190101
>>64190116
>>64190133
is that serious or are you memeing me
>fast twitch muscle chaos experience
>>64190110
>literally everyone is already out
>i'm out
Do they have the youtube locker room streams going?
How long until Conor fights????
:'(
>>64190110
>the combined MMA knowledge of /HEEM/
literally manchildren
>going against my gut and betting on Gunnar in my parlay
Well time for a smoke break, without betting I only really care about McGoat BTFO brazilians.
Oh man, it's Yoel "Fuck Homos" Romero
>>64190026
Do Hues who think they're white hate the Blackzilians?
>>64190180
>austria
You're not fooling anyone, David.
Jacare is goin to stomp him
How's your picks /sp/?
GO ROMERO YOU SO FINE, YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
GO ROMERO, GO ROMERO
>>64189971
He was fighting someone who was also trying to wrestlefuck so this doesn't really prove anything.
2/2 so far by just picking the guy I like
Come on christian gimmick!
>>64190027
An all out war.
fight of night probably.
>>64190197
delete this before everybody floods it retard
>ROIDMERO
>>64190110
Gunner needs to bring Ido in earlier, he wasn't flowy at all.
>>64190223
It's actually more like 10 nil desu
>>64190219
i want to conquer, rape and impregnate that
>>64190024
Even though he's a reddit meme fighter, I still love werdum-face
>>64190081
>>64190084
>>64190082
cool, I'll make sure to watch it again tomorrow
But Puerto Rican bro, I'm still living in the DR
N O F O R G A Y J E S U S
O
F
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G
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I want Romero to move around like a cheetah and murder Jacare.
Romero is going to fade and get finished
>Soldier of God
Get this extremist out of here
HEEM YOURSELF MY MAN
>Jacare's face
POTION SELLER
>>64190219
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
THERES JUST SO MUCH
JACARE PLEASE WIN
I like Romero's slow cuban drawl. Very pensive, unlike common cubanese
Is this the NO FOR GAY JESUS guy?
>>64190219
oh my goodness
>stream starting to lag
Who /tv/ here?
Jacare looks half-Tibetan
NO FOR GAY JESUS
>>64190197
>i posted it again :^)
>>64190100
>>64190101
>>64190116
Uncalled for, desu.
>>64190249
FUCK
IT'S TOO LATE CANT DELETE
>>64190273
kek
>>64190110
/heem/ got 30-25 by Maia tbqhwy
>Carnival music
Damn this is funky
>>64190223
In all seriousness it's fairly accurate, so you rarely ever see a 10-8, let alone 2 of them.
>>64190207
Against nobody. He need at least a top 10 win before challenging Hobbie.
>>64190220
I thought that would be interesting. oh well.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU USA? GO BACK GO BACK TO YOUR HOME AND DIE. JESUS CHRI
>>64190219
Would fight for
Damn, Jacaré Souza looks like a dark chink.
>>64190244
Looks like a boy band faggot
>>64190289
she's a big girl
SAMBA
these brs are so nice and polite :3c
was anderson polite like this? I heard he was an arrogant fuck
GAYS HEEM URSELF
WHO /MERENGUE/ HERE?
SOLDIER OF GOD
>>64190110
everyone who didn't make it this far needs to be permanently banned
>>64190222
Sbg is Meme city. Glendale is just one bad game plan
>>64190223
no it's actualy serious, every round is given a 10 and a 9, if it's really really dominant it's a 10/8, Maia got two 10/8 which is really unusual
>athletic specimen
that's a nice way of saying juiced to the gills
>Coming out to music from your country
REAL fight fan.
>subhuman battle
might be cool
I WOULD REMOVE ROMEROS CHIN
>the city of Romero's Cuban doping program
Romero is built like a Greek God.
Fucking hell
Fuck man i feel for Nelson - this was the most brutal beating i've ever seen a man take.
>>64190197
>FINDMINECRAFT.COM/UFC194-HD
FU
HUE MUSICA
>>64190219
NAME I NEED A NAME
>never forget "no for gay jezus"
>Rogaine saying now Cain is gonna be motivated and hungry
Cain is a nice guy, Joe shouldn't make excuses for him, it makes him look bad.
TIME IS AN OPPONENT NOBODY BEATS
>fast twitch muscle fiber
aka black
>>64190295
You sound upset
>>64190289
>Milla
She's so perfect.
>tfw not on my usual laptop and can't DOORpost
>>64190242
2 for 2
Look at this Cumbia King lookin ass motherfucker
You know he's gonna win too
>black fighter
>he's an "athletic specimen"
>"explosive" "fast twitch muscle"
After this fight
2 hours of uncontrollable shaking
HEEM YOURSELVES
>>64190302
>>64190324
isn't that bachata?
>>64190332
merengue/bachata is not cuban desu.
>>64190322
lmao check out Anderson Silva vs Demian Maia if you want to see Silva acting like the biggest cunt ever.
What are the chances that romero roided up in cuba puig style
webm flip pls
FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBRE
EXPLOSION
TALENT
>>64190110
what were people actually expecting out of gunni?
Romero seems like such a humble bro. Wish the best for his career desu
/HEEM/ REPORTING
would /heem/ fuck a half-japanese fit girl?
>>64190345
its shooped. original was some twitter whore
>>64189871
maia/nelson will be luke's new spank material.
any fight with a little bjj he will be so hype, that fight will be his life blood
Guys my wife said I can't look at pictures of scantily clad women and she checks my history so please stop posting those pictures
>>64190285
How did this happen?
>>64190331
i think its a nice way of saying N****r
>>64190285
Fuckin hell my dick
sauce?
>>64190262
OH SHIT I'M SORRY
New to this. What are those ppl doing to him outside the octagon?
Why did that guy put cream on his brow? And was the other guy checking him for weapons?
joe is wet right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogUTMs5Z3ko
SPECIMEN
WHAT A BEAST
A FREAK OF NATURE
>tfw weigh 188 and look nothing like this dude
