Go Army, Beat Navy edition
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sheffield united
>>64175108
The only people who get excited for this game are motarded butter bars and cherry privates who keep a high and tight, tuck their t-shirts into their jeans and go to the mall with their recruiter-provided backpacks on their back
>>64175239
95% accurate
go Navy
nth for Gary and Verne
Frist
>>64175108
This is a badass OP image.
>>64175239
what about the officers?
I assume most enlisted couldn't really give a shit since it's just officers and all enlisted think they're smarter than their Lieutenants and Captains
>better than Tebow
That's not saying much
>>64175316
love those guys
>not drafting Reynolds in the first round and running a Reynolds-Tebow offense next year
It's like teams don't want to win.
GO ARMY
BEAT NAVY
>>64175108
What side are you, /sp/?
Has Gary forgotten that he won't be in the NFL for a few years
Tebow BTFO
Tim Tebow BTFO
>>64175334
>college educated idiots
thinking you're smart isn't the same thing as being smart
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Goddamn I hate Navy. Please, Army, don't disappoint me again
>Comparing this future ISIS captive to goat Tebow
ALL HE DOES IS SCORE TOUCHDOWNS
>watching game in my shed
>wife's son comes in wanting to play wii-u
wat do?
NAVY'S STILL GOT IT
>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
NAVY TOUCHDOWN
>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
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>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
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>NAVY TOUCHDOWN
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>only 100 yards from breaking robinson's record
MICHIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>SEC quarterback play is good
>Navy band still featuring a glockenspiel player
Truly doing God's work
>ruslel wilson and teboq btfo
>>64175355
He'll be like Staubach and spend his time in the Navy playing football. Then he'll get a shot at the pros
>>64175388
tell him to play on that fisher-price tablet
>Navy's Information Warfare Officer is on pace to breaking Denard's FBS record
Welp, cheering for Army now. SHUT HIM DOWN.
>>64175350
He has to serve in the Navy for four years. He'll be a 27-28 year old rookie.
Anchors Aweigh!
>>64175384
does mexico even have colleges?
>>64175408
>glockenspiel
Sure is high school in here
>>64175329
who do you ADR your 155 shells to?
cause there are collectors that resell all over the internet that would love a palette of those bad boys to turn into ash trays or trophies and what not
probably make more money than selling to scrap dealers that way
>probably some fucking OI that mandates resellers
>>64175334
I can't speak for the navy, but most of the officers that do get excited for this shit are either freshly-minted butter bars or delusional, aging staff offficers who have become rather disconnected from the ground-level Army.
As for the enlisted side, we've just got more important things to worry about than some future POGs giving themselves concussions. Things like making ourselves scarce when someone needs an inventory on the arms room or a connex done, and working out the exchange rate of MRE peanut butter and smokes
>tfw you will never reach your fullest potential of an American man and attend an esteemed military academy, serve your country for several years, and return to civ life with a qt military waifu and a gorillian high profile job offers to begin a life of happily ever after
Atleast the Citadel doesnt suck as much as Army does.
Navy going to slaughter these shitters.
>>64175433
What garbage city is that?
>>64175440
>Veterans
>gorillian high profile job offers
U wot m8?
Army and Navy are old shit. We are the future of the US military.
>>64175440
>a gorillian high profile job offers
>vets
Unless you somehow meet up with defense contractors ur fucked m8.
>Chip Kelly siting
FEELIN GOOD ABOUT TOMORROW LADS
>>64175457
Go back to humping your Bibles
>>64175453
>>64175458
>not knowing about the ring knockers
that is L I T E R A L L Y what West Point is known for after being an elite leadership institution.
>Chop Lelly
Why don't you have an Army cheerleader waifu, /sp/?
Damn, dem army strong thighs
>>64175440
Most of these knuckleheads will ride out a single contract before becoming disillusioned with the bureaucratic fuckery that reigns supreme in the military
>tfw I miss the army desperately but never, ever want to go back in
I don't know how to feel about it
>>64175453
>>64175458
>equating general vets with academy graduates
are you people retarded or just ignorant?
>tfw keenan reynolds will be busy stealing intelligence from North Korea
>tfw he will be saving our nation instead of playing in the nfl
So fucking based
>>64175451
New Jersey
Where does Army get its cheerleaders?
>Before there could be a nation, there had to be people willing to fight for it
Is this the greatest Army commercial ever?
>>64175438
I agree for the most part but I think it's hilarious this POG is breaking records.
>>64175479
I like to think it's a broad variety of both
>>64175478
That's everyone m8.
>>64175453
>>64175458
For enlisted sure but these are commissioned officers and not only that but they're from the academy. It's not uncommon for academy grads to go on to high level corporate careers if they don't decide to be career officers.
First winner of the apprentice was a West Point grad.
>>64175451
Norfolk, Virginia
>>64175457
>Muh airpowa
>Muh A-10 is obsolete
You're keeping those A-10s until we let you toss them, fuckboy
>>64175460
Keenan Reynolds confirmed for next Eagles QB once he's done his service.
>>64175457
Meme military branch t.b.h.
>>64175487
Closest bar where the "divorced" chicks hang out by West Point
>>64175436
>Not referring to it as a glockenspiel
Sure is knowing shit about percussion instruments in here.
>>64175524
>implying Chip will be there by then
>>64175487
They're cadets.
>>64175516
god youre dumb
>>64175487
Trumps Waifu breeding grounds
>>64175524
>mfw the iggles can afford to wait for him
>>64175478
I hate being a civilian again, and I really wish I still had the safety net of service
but I would never subject myself to that kind of denigration ever again
I've done my time.. it's over
>>64175457
>tfw the Navy is actually the best air force in the world, not the actual Air Force
>>64175440
>qt military waifu
Ya almost had me
>>64175541
No I mean having one in your band is high school shit
>>64175508
Sometimes I'll go sweep my garage and driveway just to be reminded of the retarded shit we did in garrison life
>>64175487
all of them are cadets
>girl cheerleaders
they just try out from the small pool of girls that go to the academy.
>guy cheerleaders
former football players. not joking. they either join the cheerleaders if they're bitches, or go and play rugby. some that leave the team and don't do anything after it.
>>64175500
Now if only he put his talents to something worthwhile.
Also, who else has had competitons with POG units where they do well in most of the events, but then completely bungle the tactical shit?
>>64175565
>aviators
>>64175574
Do women ever see actual combat?
>>64175571
>not mopping the garage after
Would fail inspection/10
>>64175565
Navy has the best ability to deploy air power due to carriers but they lack the specialization that the Air Force has.
>2001
Get your shit together army
>>64175566
>thread is literally sperging over army cheerleaders at this very moment
>>64175596
depends on their jobs. very, very, VERY few do.
>>64175499
I play the army commercial song whenever we do a police call
>ITT
military fags blogging about their shit lives rather than watching the fucking game
>>64175546
Am I missing some dank meme or something?
>>64175608
Military women are bro as fuck but are also whores
>>64175605
>>64175605
>yfw the entire Navy air force can be wiped out with about 20 Anti-ship missiles
>>64175607
Navy has better recruiters
>>64175620
kek
It's also perfect for SHARP training, at least as much as we do before we say fuck it, pass all those sign in sheets around, we're not doing any more of these fucking things
>>64175628
Are they really whores?
>>64175598
>not pulling everything out of your garage only to put it all back in
>realizing the one thing you need is the first thing you put away
>take it all out again, realize that's not the thing you need
>tfw it's not even in the garage but in the basement
I still have nightmares of loading/unloading connexes
>>64175626
This
>tfw fucked a 6/10 grill last month who later told me her bf was in the navy
Stay c.ucked military fags
>>64175545
Are they getting gangbanged during the rest of the week? How could you take them seriously?
>>64175569
Ah, I see. My mistake
Still, though
>Implying pitched percussion isn't important to an ensemble's sound.
>tfw no military background
I'm just here for the flexbone lads.
Who else is actual military on /sp/? Navy here, did 4 years. Currently a student at some small university.
>>64175672
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>>64175667
Enormous whores. Literally, a good number of them are physically enormous, and they desperately hunger for cock so they can get pregnant, skip deployment and accuse people of rape
Thank fuck I'm in the infantr-oh goddammit
>>64175626
>implying were not doing both
Come on, son. If there's one thing we were tight in any branch is the ability to do our job while bitching/bantsing at the same time
>>64175667
think of the male:female ratio
think of the attention they get
>>64175667
Yes, they really fucking are.
go coast guard
>>64175672
Jody sighted, track his IP address and send that guy with over 300 confirmed kills
>>64175605
the AF covers such missions as sustained ground based air support, CAS, refueling and supply, deployment of the Army en masse
also satellites, our elite SOF units, a shit ton of nuclear weapons duties
The Air Force is essential because we cover literally everyone's ass
When September 11th, 2001 went down, the first units in the AOR were Air Force pilots patrolling for more rouge air craft
Air Force is the mission
we decimate the resources that would otherwise be used against the combat forces in the field
>>64175696
nah
I hope to work at the FBI some day, but i was too much of a bitch graduating high school to enlist.
>>64175711
this is bantz you faggot youre just blogging about your gay nigger shit. there isn't any army navy fighting at all. look at this blogging ass faggot >>64175696
>>64175727
>Coasties
>Real military
Starfleet Academy would booty-blast both of these teams.
>>64175655
>SHARP training
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>>64175667
it's literally a buffet of cock, athletic, high testosterone, attractive men, with too few women to go around.
it's a woman's paradise.
>>64175672
To be fair, people in the military cheat when they're away too
>>64175712
If the navy females doing service combat roles then yes we might see huge ratio climbing up
>>64175770
>Cock buffet
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Why can't we just downsize the military? Why can't we be more like Japan in which our military is only use for defending ourselves? I'm suck and tired of my tax money going to college rejects who only know how to kill innocent people and blow shit up!!! Yes I'm mad.
>Defending our freedoms at the expense of oppressing others
>>64175667
Literally get preggo before deployment so they can skip. Massive whores. I remember reading a story about an HM2 who told this boot about a Navy slut that was trying to fuck him that she had genital herps because she was at medical. HM2 got it big trouble for disclosing patient information while she kept spreading that lovely STI
>Army "special" teams
>Army in charge of living up to Navy's punting
Way to go dipshits
>dat goal line spaghetti
Putin is loving this.
>>64175803
I doubt you actually pay taxes
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
LOL
>ARMY SPECIAL TEAMS
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Punter's gotta be pissed about that.
>>64175803
Keep crying, bitch nigga. I'll use your tears to lubricate my M4, and use any leftover to jerk off, just like I do with CLP
>Army not sacrificially falling on the ball like a grenade for the sake of the team's field position
>>64175803
>ass-mad liberacûck detected
>>64175803
Yes, but the difference between us and Japan is that we talk a lot of shit. We gotta back that shit up son
>>64175803
>why can't we be more like Japan and let those college rejects fester inside of our country
You're an idiot.
>>64175859
I'm a liberal and a veteran. In fact, I didn't become a liberal until I joined the army. Best part? I was combat arms
>>64175803
USA is the military work horse of the Western Allied Nations
gotta problem with that, call the UN, nobody gives a fuck
>>64175803
because america is the world's "Dark Knight"
>people get pissy when we try to stop terrorists before they become terrorists by killing their networks
>beg for us to take care of all the worlds problems and bitch and moan until we do
>then turn around and bitch about us doing it wrong
fuck em. America needs to stop playing world police they've been pawned into playing by NATO and the UN.
>>64175703
>Thank fuck I'm in the infantr-oh goddammit
fuck dude don't remind me
>Read the list of Army-Navy game venues
>None played in D.C. proper, either at Griffith Stadium or RFK Stadium
>One game played in Landover
Huh...strange.
>>64175518
>the Army has to call the Air Force for air support
ahahahhahahahahha
losers
get your own planes
>dog = air force
>booty = army
>>64175845
>This the kind of people I should thank their service for defending my "freedoms".
I inherited my hate for the military from my grandpa because he was a draft dodger during Vietnam.
Army pls
>>64175909
nice blog you stupid faggot
>baits the throw
>can't come up with the pick
COME ONNNNNNNNN
Rule number one about interceptions:
Never, ever think 6 until the ball is secure in your hands
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>throwing the ball as a service academy
>>64175940
>forgetting the air force was spawned from the Army
You better settle down, boy, befo' yo' pa come whip that ass
>put $50 on Army Moneyline
Guess I'm hedging on Navy at half-time
>>64175965
Your grandpa was a pussy ass faggot, and so are you.
>>64175965
enjoy your NASCAR and your box macaroni, Florida Man
;_;
>>64175965
Obvious bait
>>64175986
Thanks friend! I knew someone would appreciate it
>>64175965
>unironically false flagging in a military thread
What are Army and Navy's biggest non-service academy rivals?
>>64175965
So, you're from a long, proud line of bitches?
>>64176045
Navy and Notre Dame
>>64176045
Notre Dame would booty blast both of these teams
>>64175909
you have no thought process beyond the basic operational level then. god forbid you start looking at things at the tactical or even the strategic level!
So do they have those 3 bullshitting with that football for 30 minutes
>>64176000
When will Air Force embrace the meme Air Raid?
>tfw tried to enlist but my eyesight is too shit
>>64176045
Navy = Notre Dame
Army = ???
What's with the awkward ball fondling?
>>64176065
I'd pay to watch it tho
>>64176045
Notre Dame because catholics were always seen as the plague of america
>>64176080
When 300lb pass-blocking o-linemen can pass the physical
Time for the most exciting series in football, the triple option 2 minute offense.
>>64176045
Notre Dame, at least back in the day when they were all legit college football powerhouses.
ARMY STRONK
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>>64176072
>not having your thought process at the metaphysical level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CBHrzWPQpc
FUCK YEAH
SEAMAN GBTFO
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i feel like i'm watching a rugby game, run until you're blocked and lateral it to someone else
>N...N.. Navy is the best non P5 team in the country guys...
>>64176072
Huh? Unlike most people I actually support social programs
>>64176145
>implying you exist
>SEMEN
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>>64176110
You were saying?
HAHAHA SUCK IT SQUIDS
>>64176184
I exist, or do I?
THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG
>Manziel
>BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP
this fucking commercial
DUMM DUMMMM DUMMMMMM
>>64175108
DROP THE BOMB MOTHERFUCKERS
>>64176174
see, you don't even know what you're talking about when it comes to how the armed forces are used and conceptualized across the spectrum of lowest levels of employment to their place in international policy.
>>64176013
>Avoiding being forced to fight in a war that was unpopular to begin with.
How was he a pussy faggot?
>>64176227
The girl at the end is qt
>Keenan pays for Tinder
lel
>>64176227
I thought it's that Chinaman from that show about the aliens
>>64176224
How did they find actors who are clones of the actual Easy company?
>>64176221
You exist and yet you are everything
>Keenan pays for Tinder sign in the crowd
>>64176174
need mo money fo dem programs
>>64176190
It was exciting, wasn't it?
>losing to a meme military branch
>>64176245
Sure I do, at the lowest level of employment they're >employed as homeless bums, and every time I encounter one I spit on them. Or if they're sleeping, I drop kick them.
Go for it faggot.
>>64176245
Oh, like how I'm a pawn for global corporate interests oppressing many for th gains and profits of the very few?
Sure, I know that. Someone on reddit told me that. Probably you
>THE GAME IS ON LAND
>ARMY IS ONLY WINNING BY
WHAT A USELESS MILITARY BRANCH
>>64176266
>tfw they finally got ol Guarnere
>>64176329
Who wins when they face off in water polo?
solid game tbqh
>>64176350
yup
>>64176336
;_;
Currahee
How does Army/Navy recruit?
Do they recruit guys to come to the branch and play football or do they mostly only have to choose from the guys that are already coming to the academy? I heard that Navy's QB was recruited by an actual relevant school?
>>64176336
>tfw i matched with his granddaughter on tinder and banged her
felt v good man.
>>64176384
Probably both, though the best players get recruited for football and convinced to come
Hard as fuck to find good players who can meet the academic standards
>Army's defense dropping almost as many passes as their offense
>>64176384
"Hey kid, wanna play for the military academy?"
They know who they're targeting since very few are willing to give up eight years of their life. The academies know they're not getting top talent so basically they're looking for the kids who want to go to school to learn/lead.
>>64176384
They pick the high school football studs out from their cadets.
>>64176398
>not going for wild bill instead
Straight gay, senpai
>>64176433
Surprising that there are so many black dudes
>>64176433
>Academic standards
Funny way of spelling "rich parents with connections in the Senate", but I'll let it ride
>>64176443
>give up eight years of their life.
says the neck beard that wastes his life jerking it to japanese cartoon prorno
>>64176398
was she hot?
>>64176384
Sort of the same way Stanford and Northwestern do. Graduating from a military academy is basically like having a degree from an Ivy League school.
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>64176487
Rich kids only play quarterback. And they ain't playing no option shit
>>64176490
>everyone who's not in the military is a NEET
>because militaryfags wouldn't amount to anything else in life other than NEEThood
great meme
>>64176384
Pick kids with good grades and high school football stars who would maybe get 1 other Fbs offer.
Think about it they get to play Fbs football and get one of the best educations in the world. They aren't grunts so they get paid well and won't be in harms way.
inb4 safety
>spaghetti again
>>64176490
I'm a veteran, dude.
It's incredibly hard to get into any of the service academies and you have to contract for eight years as an officer. Hard to convince a kid to do that if all they want to do is play a game.
>dat Navy punt team
>yfw one of my old NCAA 14 dynasties had an Army Navy #1 v #2 national championship game
>>64176465
he died f a m
>>64176502
hot enough, she's the one on the left.
>>64176538
>he'll never kill another human being
>his cherry will forever remain unpopped
sad Tbh
why even take the time out????
that nigga's leg look not right
>>64176508
>>64176538
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>>64176577
why are all military fags all this stupid to keep falling for the bait over and over and over and over and over again?
>>64176565
>1st and a cunt hair
>>64176597
Hope for a safety/turnover.
>Sending no one back ti field a punt
Army does know Navy isn't good either right? I've never seen such respect show to a team whose so sorry.
>>64176573
Dem tits
Well done, friend
>>64176398
That sounds a whole lot like bullshit
>>64176567
>loser of the regular season matchup goes to the NCG
>>64176607
because it's fun
> =3
>>64176619
>>64176623
nothing to prove to you really, just stating fact
>>64176533
I'm talking about the service academies in general. Realistically the only way in is to have a rich and connected family.
>>64176607
It was bait? Damn, got me. Thought someone was asking a question
>>64176573
How was her foot game?
>halftime
post military sluts
>people in this thread hate fun
GUISE
GOING TO THE PX FOR SOME GRISTLE STICKS AND A GATORADE
WHAT CAN I GET YA????
>>64176684
It's funny because Guarnerre only had one
>>64176692
Chew. Copenhagen. And one of those fruit drinks with the wide mouth. You know the one I mean.
why are cfb niggas always so awkward
HALFTIME FAPTIME, GET YOUR CLP OUT GENTS
>>64176725
I got ya senpai
>>64176704
That's all he needed
