get in here for the GOAT rivalry boys
starts in 20 minutes on CBS
this is the gayest game of the year
>GOAT
Literally a meme because they are military academies
Hasn't been relevant since Staubach
>>64172989
>this is the gayest game of the year
no, that was your birth
Go Army!
>>64172989
>>64173002
>2015
>not being a nationalist
get the fuck out
over in the first quarter fàm
http://strawpoll.me/6247488/r
http://strawpoll.me/6247488/r
http://strawpoll.me/6247488/r
cast your vote, even tho navy will probably win
Who /navy/ here?
>>64173028
>following the herd
jej
>>64173013
SICK BURN BRAH.
>Welfare Queen Bowl
>>64173072
>couldn't serve because of your diabetes and assmar
>>64173040
not until you delete the '/r'
>>64173055
>i-i'm a special snowflake
>a-america is dumb!
>ptsd bowl
sponsored by cymbalta
>>64173013
It's fun to watch the pregame for all the tradition and ceremony, but then the game starts and you realize you have to watch two option teams in a snoozefest blowout
>>64173072
>Canada
>talking shit about welfare
>>64173045
Marine here. Eat shit squid
oh great, good to see taxpayer money put to good use!
>>64173072
>Suicide at 28 Bowl
>>64173119
http://strawpoll.me/6247488/
ur a witty little cunt i'll give u that
This nigga is ugly as fuck. Go Army beat Navy!
>>64173045
YUT
>>64173137
>welfare
>canada
wtf are you talking abou...
>marine here
oh nevermind.
>>64173137
Not in yet, but I signed for corpsman you green weenie fuck
>>64173147
putting taxpayer money toward the military, and troop morale IS a good use. better than our billions spent on "foreign aid"
why do they keep showing that one cadet fucking up the turn? it looks like he's even smiling when he realize that he fucked up.
Army Navy game is great because it's filled with players who aren't stupid pieces of shit.
>>64173127
>>64173147
ticket sales and tv contracts pay for the teams, not tax dollars.
>>64173002
Staubach didn't make it relevant, if he did then Reynolds would make this game relevant. Both teams being good is what makes it relevant. The last time both teams were good was 1996 (Army was 10-2, Navy was 9-3), though they both had winning records in 2010.
>>64173137
>Marine
Enjoy being homeless and missing half your skull when you leave, bulletsponge
>>64173204
bad b8
>>64173204
They literally went into the army and navy because they were too dumb to get a real job
>>64173198
Need to keep that morale up because serving with honor is a thing of the past
>>64173045
no thank you, I'm not into rough anal sex
>>64173188
So you get to play tag along while Marines do the actual work
>>64173147
Are you retarded? Service academies are our best source for commissioned officers. To even get into a service academy means you're one of the smartest and best of your peers. Several US presidents came from Annapolis and West Point
>>64173291
>being this misinformed about the service academies
>>64173291
Your fucking retarded. West point and naval Academy are ivy level education.
>>64173291
How's working at Jack in the Box m8?
>>64173204
>free college
>guaranteed job after graduation
>most likely never putting their lives in danger at all
Sound like a bunch of welfare queens to me
>>64173327
>Muh patriotism
>>64173256
I'm in armor faggot. I essentially get to ride in the best car ever and blow shit up.
>>64173291
these are people from elite academies, not just enlisted grunts
>>64173291
>academic standards tougher than Ivy League
>"dumb"
Do know what a service academy is?
>>64173169
>not pulling for the upset
go swab le deck sailorfags
>>64173346
You're*
>>64173291
They're at the academy, these are more than likely going to wind up as officers
>>64173291
>a real job
I've done shit in uniform that's more "real" than anything you'll ever do in your entire life, regardless of how you define that vague descriptor
>when keeping it real goes wrong
>>64173368
Sorry
>IED sponge
>>64173315
>shitting on the people who save Marine lives
>do the actual work
Lol you're not a Marine.
>>64173386
>>64173371
>>64173356
>>64173346
>This mad
How many support our troops magnets do you have?
Under Amour > Nike
>>64173437
glad to know you're an edgy teen that doesn't appreciate that these people are literally dedicating their lives to serving our country, and not in a slimy way like politicians
>>64173437
Less than the amount of grunt dicks your whore mom has sucked off m8
>>64173453
this, 2bh
>placing the seams so they wrap around my delicate nethers
not when I'm out humping 45lbs in the sandbox
rather go buck nakey
>Navy
single-handedly destroyed the Japanese Empire
>Army
helped out the Russians a little bit in Europe
>>64173013
>Hurr durr your birth is the gayest game of the year
What does that even mean you filthy mong
>>64173409
>Used as a puppet for rich people
>Muh nationalism
>Muh country
>>64173437
Akmad, don't you have a carbomb to set up?
>>64173162
>Never Met Dad Bowl
>>64173466
>using MUH FREEDUMB meme
>on 4chan
SHITSTAIN DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
>>64173266
Most college football players don't even attend classes and have shit liberal arts majors like communications.
Service Academy players are cadets first and must maintain an academic standard and not only that, but you're required to major in a STEM field
David Robinson got a degree in mathematics and Roger Staubach got a degree in engineering
>Army's last 10 win season was 1996
>the last 10 win season for Army before that was 1905
NINETY ONE YEARS
They won three national championships between those seasons though
Army helmets > Navy's
>>64173527
do you?
>>64173507
>Asian military
Lol inferior races don't count as victories.
>>64173513
>he'd rather be the shit beneath the powerful's feet than the bracer upon their arm
have fun flipping burgers or whatever job your dime store BA can get you
>>64173535
you replied to me, but i wasnt aware of that. i just assumed most of these players were enlisted high school drop outs. learn something new every day.
>>64173466
>Serving our country by killing thousands that live in dirt because freedom
Maybe more drone strikes will convince then our way of life is better?
>>64173527
reddit is that way
>>64173507
You do know that the Army had units deployed to the Pacific in WW2, right?
GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY!!!
>>64173555
Japan defeated Russia 1v1 (Montenegro isn't a real country) against a zerg rush m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War
>>64173436
If a Marine does his job correctly, he won't get wounded.
>>64173555
>Lol inferior races don't count as victories.
That's what the British naval officers in Singapore thought before the Japanese attacked. Guess how that turned out for them?
>>64173571
>Being a literal sheep
>Not questioning authority
>Burger flippers are still not paid with taxpayer dollars
>Military literally paid by burger flipper's labor
>enlisted people are stupid
Fucking hell, you people need an education
>>64173649
>Shitting on doc
>ever
You've never served
>>64173591
you're probably a sociology major that thinks military action is never justified
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FdYf1ykiZwE
>>64173581
Mah m8. It's very fucking difficult to be accepted in the academies, and need good referrals as well. It's basically officer school and a high level university
Its fitting they play this game in the GOAT city.
oh fuck me this is gonna turn into a /pol/ shitfest. fuck all you faggots and i hope ISIS bombs you to 72 homovirgin hell
>>64173535
>Service Academy players are cadets first and must maintain an academic standard and not only that, but you're required to major in a STEM field
Plus, to even get in you need a high GPA and I'm pretty sure you're required to play a sport. And even then, it's no guarantee. I knew a guy back in HS who had varsity letters in 3 sports (football, wrestling, lacrosse) and a 3.5 GPA and he still didn't get in.
>>64173638
>>64173652
Weebs please go.
ITT: neckbeards mad that their lives amount to nothing compared to these players
army navy is such a shit game every year. triple option is boring as all hell and navy always wins. somebody call me when these teams get real offenses and actually get competitive.
>>64173649
>a Marine who shits on his Doc
Yeah, you've definitely never served. Keep playing Call of Duty.
>>64173684
Don't you need a letter from a congressman?
>>64173674
>He thinks world leaders conquering for territory and influence is justified
>When muslims for it if terrorism, when the US does it it's freedom building
Enjoy being a pawn m8
Which Academy had best dress uniforms? I like Army's better.
>>64173591
>The military gets to choose where they're deployed
Fuck off faggot
>>64173720
then don't watch
>>64173727
yes
>>64173720
Yeah, but the pregame is cool
>edgy teens spouting "le welfare queen" maymays
>keyboard warriors, poolees, and boots arguing over who's service is "better"
Why cant this ever be the comfy thread it should be?
Like about 90% of Americans, I've got no problem with the men and women in the military, but do we have go through this song & dance at literally every football game?
>>64173699
You need a Congress member to recommend you I think.
I'm a Filipino who has an American citizenship, what do you guys think when I serve the US military?
Best national anthem sung all year. Step it up NFL.
>>64173740
You still sign up to join and are willing to do what the old rich people tell you to.
>ITT a bunch of whiny military brats who can't justify their life choice
that is one culturally enriched choir
>>64173759
>>64173727
Aw fuck forgot to clear the name field
GOD DAMN I LOVE AMERICA
>mfw yurops and yuroboos on this board right now
>three hours of war mongering propaganda
I hate this fucking game
Proper fucking anthem ._.7
Anybody have a live stream of the game?
>>64173734
doesn't matter, they're not real service dress and therefore irrelevant
THIS SI THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE MANNER OF PERFORMING THE ANTHEM
OOH RAH
Army please win, my LT said we will get the day off if you do.
>>64173785
Cool bro. Most flips I've met are half white with their mom marrying a marine.
>>64173727
Yup, or something of the like.
Why doesn't the NFL get a choir or marching band to do the national anthem for every game?
>>64173671
>>64173723
>I've watched all those movies and tv shows where the corpsman is universally liked.
I respect Corpsmans, but I don't like them, most of them are obnoxious as fuck.
>>64173770
DOD spends millions each year to pull these stunts at sporting events. Meaning your tax dollars go to this bullshit.
Some football teams refuse the pageantry. If you don't see blue angels flying overhead at the start of the game, then the team agreed not to take the money.
>>64173720
That's never going to happen. Legitimate QB prospects aren't going to go to a service academy and be forced to wait several additional years before they can earn their millions.
>mfw plebs don't appreciate the nuances of running and defending the triple option
>>64173811
I still think we should change it to "Battle Hymn of the Republic".
>tfw Euros get confused about us singing "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah" before games because they think Manchester United invented the song
Sheep vs sheep if you ask me
>>64173796
the USA would be nothing without its military
maybe think about this again when you're older than 15
I love this country ;_;
>>64173829
day off from what, 2bh????
What does 11B (assuming) do when they're not over in the shit getting dusty
Why does army even show up to this game still
>>64173796
>You still sign up to join and are willing to do what the old rich people tell you to.
what is literally any job? At least those in the military are serving a greater purpose.
>>64173770
It's only like this during Army-Navy because "muh tradition." It's not even this bad when the 2 play Air Force.
>>64173796
You do realize that the Academies are not the same as enlisting, right? It's harder to get into Annapolis and West Point than it is to get into Harvard, MIT, Stanford, etc.
>>64173796
>are willing to do what the old rich people tell you to.
You're doing the same thing by following Congress' laws.
>>64173727
There are some exceptions, for example, the children of a medal of honor recipient can get an appointment automatically, no sponsorship necessary, as long as they meet academic and physical standards.
>>64173854
off to Europe with you
>>64173770
DoD was/is paying for it. It's a minor scandal
Cheaper than giving proper healthcare and jobs benefits to vets, I guess
>muh troops
fucking shitshow of a "game"
>>64173841
You are either an internet Marine or a really dumb boot.
>>64173853
Salty southerners detected
>tfw can't shoot the game this year
feels bad man.
>>64173819
check here:
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>>64173829
>tfw early release all next week
just get me to block leave already. i'll give my guys off if we (army) win.
>>64173905
>DoD was/is paying for it.
jesus fuck that's disgusting. Are they still doing it? Or has the public shame forced them to stop?
>>64173841
It's not just a Muhreens thing. Regardless of branch or rank you NEVER shit on doc.
Why is Army so much worse than Navy?
>Cannon fodder opinion
Don't you have to ask your superiors before you can try to form coherent thoughts?
>>64173649
who talks shit about a devil doc like that?
FUCK YES
I unironically believe that Army should be relegated to FCS. They've been shit for so long, just embarrassing, couldn't even join a conference if they wanted to. They could still play Navy at the end of every year as an FCS team, right?
>>64173854
to be quite fucking honest with you my famalam, I used to think that until I met more military people. Many of them realize our wars are pointless and that we are fucking shit up ruthlessly for the profit of only a few. But they're generally happy that they got to do cool job, go to school for free, and get to go into the field of work of their choosing by their 30's. Not all of them are blind sheep mindlessly killing civilians because "they're trying to take our freedom"
Also, our military is the only reason our economy hasn't tanked. Someone's gotta sell guns to all these tumultuous countries - might as well be us.
>>64173809
then don't watch it you keked faggot
>>64173862
>USA would be nothing
>He thinks this justifies war and being a sheep
>>64173892
Except most jobs don't blow up villages because and old politician told you to
>>64173894
>Military brats this easily offended
How mad do you get if a store doesn't have a 10% military discount?
>>64173926
If I was a southerner, why would I like "Battle Hymn of the Republic"? Wouldn't I be angry about a song written during the time that the big scary Union crushed the rights of states to own slaves?
>>64173897
That's kinda weird, since the standard for how they've given those out changes over the years
During the Civil War they gave them out like candy. Now you've gotta pretty much gotta die while saving the life of a general and killing all of ISIS
So from what I'm getting from this thread, people don't want a military force?
>We're gonna bomb the shit out of em
>>64173886
we sit around doing nothing until 1700, slow and boring.
all those fly-overs
>the refs are unironically wearing isis colors
what kinda faggot coin-toss was that?
>>64173936
we've been at war for 10+ years. going to Army means serving your country by going to a literal shithole of a 3rd world country when you graduate, instead of a nice little boat where you don't have to get dirty.
it's an absurdly difficult sell to recruits now more than ever.
>>64173853
I think we should use the last verse of what we already got
O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
>12 straight losses
why can no one in the Army play football?
>>64173929
Dunno. Probably
It was probably just a way to make sure they spend all of their advertising budget to keep it from getting cut the next year
>>64173957
lol, look at this fucking hippy.
>>64173957
Not a military brat, just giving information. But here's another (You) to add to your collection.
EUROPE
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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I'm only hyped for this game for one reason. Get to stare at the beautiful Linc all afternoon
>>64173968
>and people give the Chairforce a line of shit for not doing anything
well as long as you're staying our of trouble
>>64173845
The odds of a service academy player getting into the NFL when they're in their late 20s are extremely slim. Staubach and David Robinson are about the only cases of service cadets having successful pro careers.
Staubach was lucky to play in an era that didn't have free agency and have an owner and HC who were willing to accommodate his service obligation
Robinson merely lucked out since he choose a specialty he was to tall too serve in (submarine) and the Navy was willing to shorten his service obligation and give him an early release.
>>64173982
see >>64173977 for the difference in recruits and then you'll start to understand.
Navy used to have such based helmets. Wonder why they decided of those gimmicky messes this year.
>>64173989
well, thank god for that. Sure would hate to see them spend that money on healthcare for vets.
>>64173957
You do know everyone on that field is going to have a better degree than you right?
>>64173964
You can accept the necessity of something without bending over for it.
>>64173895
>He thinks me having to buy health insurance is the same as killing thousands in a country thousands of miles away for empire building
NAVY
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>>64173982
I legitimately wonder about this. Is the stereotype true that army is just too dumb
>>64173928
Thanks senpai
>>64174019
>he keeps harping on healthcare
If it bothers you that much, go to medical school and go provide quality care at a VA hospital, bleeding heart fuckwit
>>64174016
THIS
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>>64173957
you do realize you are just as much of a sheep, but to different owners
>>64174016
They wore that helmet twice. Now it's a design that any team can select out of a catalog (c.f. Virginia Tech and Old Dominion).
>>64174037
>the skipper for the first new future destroyer is Captain James Kirk
Literally based.
>>64174036
At the end of the day, you're doing what your elected officials tell you to do.
>>64174037
Christ that's an ugly looking ship.
>tfw only one filthy yuro in this thread
USA USA USA
>>64174037
muh ship
>>64174053
no problem, i live to serve (literally)
What the fuck it's warmer in Philly than it is in SoCal right now
>>64173998
>>64173996
>People can't make arguments against being welfare canon fodder for rich old people
Enjoy dying in a shit hole while my taxpayers pay for your widow's new car
>68 degrees in Philly in the middle of december
Remember everyone. Global warming is a myth. Nothing to see here. Everything is normal.
>>64174047
its because they dont have any fat guys that just have to sit on a ship all day. that fat ass penn state kicker weighs more than the army left tackle
>>64173977
>you are now aware that GHW Bush was in the Navy, so his son started a war to deplete Army football
It must be nice watching this game in Lincoln Financial Field. I'm a Giants fan btw.
There are LITERALLY high school teams in Texas that could crush both of these teams.
>>64173973
>so are Army
>>64174037
Foreigners take hold. This is the future of naval warfare.
>>64174101
So if you don't spend your days shitting on the people who work to protect us everyday, you're a crazy conservative nutjob who doesn't believe in global warming?
>he wouldn't die for his country
>Sanders
How the fuck does football manage to get all of these people with the surname Sanders?
>>64174119
Horrible b8
>>64173853
Should be America the Beautiful
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzs52OzgWOs
>Thine alabaster cities gleam, undimmed by human tears
:')
>>64174098
Thank you based El Nino. 59 in Connecticut. Pretty sure it was 8 this time last year.
>>64174102
>it's warm outside when it's usually cold
You're really no better than the conservatives saying "it's cold in April, checkmate Al Gore!".
>>64174085
It's a literal stealth ship. Chinks are freaking out in the South China Sea right now because of it. Also is capable of equipping Lasers and a fucking rail gun according to the Secretary of Defense. We future warfare, Army. Step it up.
>>64174102
Are you sure?
Cause my car is just idling in the driveway, probably going to fill it up again for another twelve hours of idle
But I could shut it off
How come all these sacrificing academy men can afford Ray-Bans?
>>64174119
>a HS team in Texas could beat the 21st ranked team in the country
>>64174101
I'm not in the military and I'm sure you 7 dollars an hour from Burger King really helps.
God bless you crazy gringo fucks and your glorious football.
>>64174146
Mormons
>>64174119
>Texas
>good at any football above the high school level
rofl, no
>>64174102
Earth is actually cooling m8. An el nino year does not a trend make.
>>64174047
West Point's military curriculum is ridiculously heavy and difficult because of the wide variety of missions the Army takes on. Just like Annapolis, the student athletes have to maintain the same academic standards as the rest of the cadets and don't get free passes like players at P5 schools do, so Army players don't focus on the game as much as they do their studies (for good reason, might I add). I do think Army would be better off dropping down to FCS and following the same system as the Ivy (fewer games, shorter season, etc).
>>64174139
Now, I think we've talked about this son.
>>64173964
>IF YOU CRITICIZE US, IT MEANS YOU WANT US TO DISBAND
Jesus Christ you're almost as bad as the fucking cops
4th down. Navy BTFO. This is Army's year.
>>64174164
because they have no way else to spend their money, we never got out unless we snuck out until like our junior (cow) year.
>>64174160
That's fair. This is just an anecdote. But it is also the hottest year so far in recorded history.
>>64174164
Don't they pay them to go to school because its technically service?
>sailor punt coverage
That was the slowest goddamn 50 yard return I've ever seen
we already spend 659 billion on the military
these faggot fucks dont deserve their own football teams
army is actually doing something
>>64174176
Those creepy honkies sure can sing tho
Holy shit that white boy slow as fuck
MY GRACIOUS
ITS ON
>These special teams blockers
These are the people protecting our country? We are FUCKED if we're ever invaded
>>64174139
>not making the other bastard die for theirs
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>>64174164
They're not doing it for free. What do you think they are, janitors?
>Navy special teams
embarrassing
>that slow motion punt return
that nigga slow as fuck. is this for real? that's their return man?
Wtf kind of special teams was that
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>>64174134
>Protect us from people who hate us because we prop up dictators that torture and abuse their families
>Actually believes shit Conservatives spew about muh freedom and principals
>Calls me conservative
Yeah man Iran hates us for no reason. Not because the US government overthrew their democratically elected president because they were going to nationalize their oil, putting the Shah in power which lead to the 79 revolution
PUT YOUR FUCKING COVERS BACK ON AND KEEP THEM THERE YOU BAG OF NASTIES
>TRAINS
Why is that Army punt returner some slow as fuck white boy? Any other team's fastest black boy would have taken that to the house.
>>64174119
>Allen
>Cibolo Steele
>Converse Judson
>Denton Guyer
Am I missing any?
GO ARMY BEAT NAVY
FIRST TO FIGHT AND TO BUILD THE NATION'S MIGHT
AND THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG
>>64174139
Why should I need to die for my country when I can shoot missiles at the enemy from the comfort of my homeland?
Fuck these two has been academies. Air Force Academy is the best.
>>64174235
>taking over an embassy
only sandniggers would do such a thing
HOW WAS THAT NOT A FUCKING TOUCHDOWN? HOLY SHIT, A NIGGA IN A WHEELCHAIR COULD'VE RAN FASTER.
>>64174149
48 and raining here in Southern Arizona
I want off this ride
>>64174037
>Look it up
>Capable of equipping prototype laser banks and the new Naval AHU-1 Railgun
Holy shit we're making America Great Again, lads
>>64174184
So how is Navy's QB taking 6 classes and still a Heisman candidate all-time record holder?
>>64174204
Yeah, they get an allowance once they enter the academy. Academy players are the only NCAA players that get paid
>>64174260
Kill yourself Ice Man
>>64174260
Air Force to big 12 when?
>>64174222
GOT DAMN RITE
>you'll know what to do
>>64174184
Yeah I've always heard the academies have much stricter regulations on their athletes
>>64174260
Why doesn't air force have a football team?
>>64174247
Lake Travis
>all those crushing blocks
>>64174194
This is why I can't take military personal seriously. They believe the protect muh freedom propaganda shit.
>>64174241
Because the black boy was too stupid to make it into West Point.
"Academic standards as strict as Ivy League" isn't a meme, it's a fact.
>>64174273
>laser banks
>>64174221
kek
>>64174279
>ice man
>Air Force
Negative ghostrider
