Last 12 games:
CSKA 1-1 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-0 Man City
Man Utd 0-0 Boro (lost on penalties)
Palace 0-0 Man Utd
Man Utd 1-0 CSKA
Man Utd 2-0 WBA
Watford 1-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-0 PSV
Leicester 1-1 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-0 West Ham
Wolfsburg 3-2 Man Utd
Bournemouth 2-1 Man Utd
How can anyone defend this?
nothing to say desu senpai
FEE
LOSS
OH
FEE
>>64172282
Man that list is painful to look at.
ABU here.
Ha.
Louis van Gaal you genius
>manure
Topkek
>$500m spent
>0 (zero) shots on target
>Phil Jones is in charge of taking corners
>Fellaini is the super-sub
>Finally gets a world class player
>0% shot accuracy
>0% take-ons completed
>0% crosses completed
>0 key passes
>60% pass accuracy.
Van Laal 10 year dynasty is upon us
>Van Laal
>hack
>dutchkek
Pick all 3
>4-0 MK Dons
>5-3 Leicester
>0-0 4th tier Cambridge Who??-nited
>spending $500m to fight memehampton for europa spot
>van laal will defend this
>f-flacao is world class
>l-literally ronaldo 2.0 for o-only 6.6m loan fee and 300k per week. w-what are you, p-poor?
>h-he'll be goat once he recovers, I s-swear
>h-he just n-needs to get used to playing on the w-wing, van laal is a genius, trust me
>h-he'll score 25 goals e-easy
>h-his knees will not explode next time he gets tackled, I k-know it
>muh philosophy
>I'm not a s-shit manager! Everyone is a-against us!
>muh pitch
>muh referees
>muh injuries
>If I only had muh robben
>I am a tactical genius, 2-6-2 formation, hexagon midfield with Paddy McNair as false-false-false 9. NEXT LEVEL GENIUS, NO ONE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS!
>I just need more time, more money and more Netherlands national team players. I am a genius trust me :~)))))
Van Laal everyone
>literally mfw yanited "fans" think van laal is a genius unironically, and celebrate beating a pathetic QPR 2-0 as if they just won the CL
needs updating
>Heads down
>Pulling their faces
>Disinterested
>Giving up
Sums up this squad entirely. Nobody fighting for 90 minutes. Nobody putting in 100%, and giving up even into stoppage time.
>van lel
0.83 goals per game
mfw abus around the world
I bet Fellani would've scored another goal for us.
>>64172282
do we drop out the top 4?
this season is so cool
it's like
"hey who wants to beat Utd? we accept anyone even literal nobodies"
>>64172282
Should Van Gaal be sacked?
>tfw ABU right now
>>64172282
injuries, shit tactics and players not capable of doing shit
I'll be happy if >we finish in top4, which we probably wont
nth for liverpool
tbrh can't remember last time United won
>down a goal
>5 mins left
>sub on an injured defender
for why?
>>64172380
if spurs win tomorrow, yeah
>>64172367
City are worse than United.
>>64172385
What a glorious feel it is.
Not saying they wouldn't wreck this team but how would Barcelona handle this? Would their first touch play render Bournemouth's press irrelevant or would their stretching of the play make Bournemouth too tired?
>>64172383
Apparently the board still has full faith.
I dunno who they should get though, Ancelotti?
>LANG BAAL
>BARCELONA CHOKING A 2-0 LEAD TO DRAW 2-2
what a day
>>64172411
>below spurs
oh fuck off louis
FUCKING BASED BOURNEMOUTH
>goyes
>6 mins extra time
>no red cards, interruptions or serious injuries
Not even trying to hide the bribery in favor of Poonited.
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WANT EXCITING FOOTBALL
I liked Rooney and the draws better :(
>MANCHESTURD POONITED
>>64172282
Feeling salty senpai
>>64172412
I don't think you understand what league tables means m80
You know, like the Premier League table and the Champions League group tables
and Chicharito with a hat trick. Van Leel dun goof'd.
>>64172500
Very nice.
>>64172282
more than half the squad is injured. 4/11 reserves played today.
>>64172282
>3 wins in last 12 (twelve)(10 +2) games
>VAN KEK
Fucking rekt
>fellaini literally the most dangerous player
>better replace him with nick powell
>>64172282
>it literally could have been 5-1 if Bournemouth hadn't missed all those sitters
I've never been more embarrassed to be a United fan and I went out in my full Di Maria kit last night.
>WORSE THAN MOYES
LVG MEME WHERE
>POONITED
how long before LVG is sacked? if they miss out on top 4 surely he's gone, right? I reckon if they lose in the FA cup and/or fail to beat Stoke and Norwich, he'll be gone
>>64172538
>spend quarter of a billion pounds
>lose to a newly promoted team
not justified
>>64172538
doesn't excuse the shitty results before that
and LVG loves to make stupid substitutions every game too. he's an utter buffoon
Moyes when?
fergie back when
scholes and giggs out of retirement when
Where were United this time around under Moyes?
I'm fucking devastated by this. I spent a fortune taking my wife's son to this game.
>tfw your team only concede once to mememouth
FUCK THESE GAME RAISING MEME TEAMS JUST FUCK THEM
THIS IS WHY THE EPL IS SHIT COMPARED TO LA LIGA TOO MANY MEME TEAMS
>oh United is coming to town=lets play our hearts out like a cup final
>team around the bottom come to town=get btfo
>>64172641
>wife's son
nobody fall for this pls
>>64172634
8th with 25 points.
>>64172592
>>spend quarter of a billion pounds
>>lose to a newly promoted team
>190 million pounds/250 injured today
>avg of 100m pounds woth of talent injured for 10 games
Absolutley haram not justified at all.
>>64172641
this is the worst meme
>>64172499
> EXCITING FOOTBALL
>manchester united under lang baal
What the fuck are you on about?
>>64172641
hello d2g
>>64172668
I was going to, but thanks for the heads up.
>take off fellaini and bring on poopwell
>bring on jones when you need a goal
>300 millon great islam pounds
A Y Y L M A O
Y
Y
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>>64172634
8th place with 25 points
the top teams this season have worsened and the lower teams have improved, which is why united are even close to the title right now
29 points in 2013/14 would put united in 6th and 6 point behind the top
>>64172658
>at home
WE SCORING GUYS
BUT WE CONCEDE MOREEEEEEE
>>64172349
DUDE
DUDE
Add this
>Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal has told Manchester United fans to get real and stop living on past glories.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-fans-accused-living-6995443
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64172594
>doesn't excuse the shitty results before that
>>64172685
>and LVG loves to make stupid substitutions every game too. he's an utter buffoon
Like who?
>>64172685
>spend all your money on a select few brittle players
>instead of buying multiple players and ensuring the team has depth
>not having any backup plan for this very scenario
>even when team was fully healthy, they still sucked ass
>>64172714
POO
O
O
>>64172426
>Barcelona
they would rape Bournememe even with this shitty litlle windy stadium
do you seriously think they would handle Messi Suarez Neymar
>>64172714
>poopwell
>designated shitting stadiums
>>64172714
poo in l.... i cant even bring myself to do it
you're right india
gonna order myself an indian to cheer myself up 2bh family. thanks for making good food.
Who the FUCK is Nick Powell?
>>64172738
his love for putting powell for one
I think he just wants some random player who came out of nowhere to win a game, so LVG can get all the praise for being a genius for ever thinking about putting powell on
seriously, it's like when he subbed a keeper in the world cup. he has no fucking idea what he's doing
>>64172538
is van Gaal's mistake too t b h
if you let loads of players go and don't buy enough new ones, you can't complain about squad depth. van Gaal's recipe for this was always to rely on young players, but he doesn't realise that the quality level nowadays is just too high for that.
add to this his at times very weird team selection (I'm especially offended that he's giving Young who is one of the people that actually perform decently and relatively constantly no chance), his lack of imagination (basically playing >muh possession every time at every club) and worst his utter stubbornness and lack of willingness to change, and United could be in a tough spot for quite some time.
>>64172734
>>64172714
>great islam pounds
UK is 87% white. We have like 2m Muslims.
>>64172765
Who would even Pick Nowell
>>64172765
Greatest meme of 2012
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>>64172714
How does it feel to live in the worlds shittiest country?
>>64172663
you seriously believe small teams just roll over when they play barcelona?
la coruña just drawed them
>>64172282
>losing to mememouth
>>64172714
The most retard substitution, when Fellaini the only one bother running
>>64172412
at what lad?
>>64172538
Hardly worse than the injuries Bournemouth have.
>>64172790
fucking this
he can complain about injuries all he wants, it's his fault the squad is thin as fuck
>>64172821
Some literally do that, yes
and then they miraculously play the game of their lives against Real Madrid
God, it's Manchester United ??? That we play worse Championship team level, do not talk about injuries, because there is also a working philosophy, chemistry. McNair, Lingard, Pereira Varela, Bortviyk - Jackson Tuanzebe, Powell, Who are these people, this level players MJ ??? Sorry, maybe I did not understand anything in football ... Give a physical education teacher Mangal 500 million. I think the leaders of United masochists - tolerate such a game is a mockery and fans!
>>64172714
DESIGNATED
>>64172825
he also had most shots and was the only aerial threat
>>64172845
perhaps it's a sign that
Real Madrid
Is shit?
>>64172789
>his love for putting powell for one
>Mata wasn't even doing much vs Wolfsburg when Powell cam on
>Fellaini tactic wasn't working after a while
You try different options when one isn't working, but fuck LvG cuz he's shit, amirity?
>I think he just wants some random player who came out of nowhere to win a game, so LVG can get all the praise for being a genius for ever thinking about putting powell on
Because he's that much of an adult like you and me, right m80?
>seriously, it's like when he subbed a keeper in the world cup. he has no fucking idea what he's doing
You mean the one that did fantastically in the penalty shootouts? I agree, absolute knob
How to stop ISIS:
Put LVG in charge of them and they'll stop attacking
>>64172834
>Arsenal have the 2nd worse injury list
>literally will go top tomorrow if they win
How is a shit meme team like Arsenal able to do this with like, what, £10m this year? £500m since Wenger joined? How? HOW?
>>64172893
>>64172892
Barbados yous a bitch nigga fooled by smoke and mirrors
>>64172892
You are mad, why
>>64172754
>>64172759
>>64172797
>>64172810
>>64172868
TRIGGERED
>>64172762
thanks senpai
>ABU right now
Reminder that de Gea cost Man Utd the game.
if utd fail to get top 4 don't they lose some of their shirt sponsor money?
>>64172892
>Mata wasn't even doing much vs Wolfsburg when Powell cam on
lol wut, he was our most dangerous player back then you spanner
trying different options is one thing. subbing on a player who just came back from a major injury to try and get a result is another
it's an utter joke
>>64172892
>defending van gaal just to be contrarian
there's no excuse for United's recent play
>>64172893
le lol
>you will never look as good as jamie redknapp
:(
>losing to Bournememe
How is this even possible? It's not even a full strength Bournemouth, they have so many injuries.
>>64172888
No
I remember reading that some low table leliga teams play benchwarmers against Barcelona because the mentality is "fuck risking our good players in a match we won't win"
when will you people understand
ABUS ALWAYS WIN
ffs appchan x is breaking on nightly multiprocess
can't have fun with my muslim friends :(
>>64172894
wenger has developed the ability to always get top 4 despite the constant injuries
>yfw villel win
>>64172892
>>Mata wasn't even doing much vs Wolfsburg when Powell cam on
what the fuck
>Hernandez has 10 goals in 13 games now
>Sell him
>Welbeck literally gave 100% every time out
>Sell him
>Robin Van Persie
>Sell him and bring on Nick Powell when you need a goal against Wolfsburg
>Rooney
>Memephis Depay
>58 million total on Martial
>Schweinsteiger
>Marcos Rojo
>unironically losing to Bournemouth
>out of CL, United fans literally spouting "le concentrate on the league now" meme in full damage control mode
>muh fil-os-o-fee
Tactically, what is Van Gaal doing wrong?
>>64172790
>>64172834
United have better depth than City, Leicester, Southampton and Chelsea.
8 players is a lot, no other side has more right now, and the only team with better depth and can show is Arsenal.
>>64173004
Holy shit, I totally forgot about Martial
>he played all 90 minutes today
>can't advance from a shit CL group
>win only 3 of the 12 last games
>will be behind Tottenham after tomorrow
>will struggle to salvage a top four finish
>Di Maria and Chicharito thriving at new clubs
The only reason van Laal isn't fired is because there is no alternative, and getting a new manager now would mean the top names they really want will butt out
>>64172893
You got this one from facebook didn't you?
>>64173008
not enough dutch players la
>>64172998
>>64172953
he wasn't, idk what game you niggas were watching.
Can someone genuinely tell me why Ashley Young can't get a game?
why are people calling stanislas stanislous
is it really that difficult
>>64173044
It's hardly depth when you lose to fucking Bournemouth.
>>64172988
Villa probably will t bh. They want pay back for the 4-0 last FA Cup Final and they don't have to play against Sanchez or an in-form Walcott.
Ozil is the only top top player on form. Giroud doesn't count.
>>64173077
Literally a band name
You are van Gaal, you have unlimited money, who do you buy in January? Keep in mind that you are out of the CL and it's a Euro season, players will be trying to impress for a place at their NT.
>>64173044
R A R E
>>64172663
>crying because fucking BOURNEMOUTH played a good match against your beloved Manchester United
>B-but they should play like shit
This is literally the most loser you can get. Congrats, you're pathetic and bring shame on your team.
>>64173004
van persil is finished mate, that was a rare good decision
>>64173113
Mario Gomez
For the memes
>>64173060
>shit CL Group
>has runners up to BuLi and DFB, Chaps of Eredevise, the side that only Ajax can best in terms of depth of young talent, and the champs of Russia with the coach that also manages their NL
Absolutely haram
>>64172975
ok whatever you say m8, keep deluding yourself into thinking RM is actually "good"
>>64173097
Rumour is he got into a spat with Van Laal and he's been basically dropped.
Also, apparently, Van Laal has always pissed people off wherever he has been. Think Ibrahimovic said he's basically an old general and orders people around and pisses the non-youth players off.
>poonited
>>64173060
>no alternative
moyes is unemployed desu
>>64172975
Yeah, you probably read it in Marca
>>64173060
>We'll win the Europa League la
>>64173109
I think you're underestimating how bad Villa are desu.
Why the fuck van laal subbed Fellaini off if he kept trying long balls lol, it's as if he wants to put himself to blame
If Wenger did any strategy fuckups of similar proportion the fans would want his head off
Seriously why have some Uniteds fans standards dropped so low? Why are they constantly making excuses to defend LVG's shite reign at United?
I gave LVG the benefit of the doubt last season because he had a tough job to overhaul a shit team and he achieved the bare minimum. He still got trashed 4-0 by MK dons and got knocked out by the first challenging team he faced in the FA cup (after having to go to a fucking replay against Cambridge). He had ONE good run of results back when United played Liverpool and City off the park (there was another winning streak around November, but United were seriously lucky throughout those games).
The signings were great in the summer. The problem was selling everyone else and doing fuck all to reinforce the strikeforce. Then there's the stubborness with Rooney, ALWAYS getting a game no matter how shit he's become.
Getting knocked out by Boro at home, this current run of shit games, getting knocked out of an easy CL group. It's just not good enough. Why is it that we have to wait 2-3 years when other teams can see the impact of a new manager in like half a year?
It hasn't improved one bit. He's a fucking fraud and I can't wait for his arrogant arse to get out of this club.
>>64172894
>>64173113
>You are Van Gaal
Ibra for £100m and a new contract for Fellaini.
You best start believing in
>moyes
stories, Manchester United. You're in one.
>>64173113
Yeah but, last time players who MIGHT be able to help him (Neymar, for example) literally broke down in tears at the thought of joining United.
>>64173176
drew city desu
they can get something
>>64173130
I don't doubt that Van Persie is pretty much done, but when you need a goal and you look down the bench and you see Nick fucking Powell, I'd take RVP 2bh
>>64173008
slow possession, barca and bayern speed up their passing in the final third to create chances, while manure simply switch play to play backwards then switch play again untill someone gets fed up and puts in a shit cross
>>64173113
No player will jeopardize a move, and no club will sell. Simple.
Summer will be the exact same. Chase 50-100m players. (Bale/Griezmann/Ronaldo/Neymar/Suarez/Lewandowski). None of them will join, and they'll search for plan B - either more "potential players" or more average shite.
>>64173154
>champs of eredevisie and russia
>a bundesliga team that isn't bayern
wooooooooow so difficult
>>64172975
Yeah, like Real Madrid, that 0-4 at home is suspicious, I bet they played their benchwarmers
It's a shame we can't se a Real Madrid - Real Madrid, that'd be sick
>>64173176
All the more reason Arsenal will fuck up. They didn't fuck up in November (bar the CL and shit) like they used to, so it's gotta come soon.
>>64173060
>no alternatives
>le Gary Monk face
Wasn't Joshua King some United reject too? Lmaoing my ass off
>>64173223
The first goal is key I think, if Villa concede it they will lose. A nil nil is possible though tbf.
>>64173194
because those are irrational claims m8, it's easy to say all these thing when you don't know wtf is going on in the background.
There are more good things going on than bad
>>64173102
you're mad because United lost to bournemouth, not because the squad doesn't have depth.
2 unrelatable problems.
Man Utd's run of form (all comps):
LWDDDDWWWDDDLL
should've stuck by the chosen one desu :^)
>>64173322
The lack of squad depth is why they lost you spastic.
>>64173241
Last time Neymar was linked to United, he broke down in tears at a press confrence when asked the question.
None of them will move, there is no meme striker to buy to replace Neymar or Suarez. Messi won't leave to United, he said he'd only play at Arselel in the EPL. Bale might, Griezmann might.
But this is the thing, buying players who are good where they are doesn't mean shit will repeat itself. Look at Costa, insane in EPL last season, now hasn't scored for like 15 games.
>>64173194
>Why are they constantly making excuses to defend LVG's shite reign at United?
not all, from what I can read it's 50/50, some say they should still wait for the results to come and others just want him out
exactly like when he was managing bayern, his supporters were called the "evangaalists"
>>64173322
>There are more good things going on than bad
Go on then. Name them.
>>64173154
I'd argue that group was easier than Liverpool's last season, and they were rightly mocked for not getting out of that group
Man Utd sucks
>>64173246
compared to literally what? Olympiakos? Zagreb? Porto w/ Shitetegui? Kyiv?Tel aviv?
Get off it m8.
PHILOSOPHY OUT
>>64173113
van persie for 30 million
>>64173391
True
>>64173337
Do you think you'll finish top 4? Spurs will be above you tomorrow.
>>64173413
Arsenal had Bayern and Olympiacos
City have Juventus and Sevilla
Chelsea had a piss easy group too, but they're somehow worse than us anyway
You'd expect United to beat PSV at home. Not draw 0-0 in possibly the worst game of all time.
>>64173263
>mfw it never comes
>kid
>>64173446
reckon we'll probably scrape it like last season
>>64173060
>b-but le schweini xd
Nick fucking Powell leading the line. What have we done to deserve this?
Do you think Chichurrito misses the Old Trafford benches?
>>64173520
they are pretty comfy tbf
>we sold wilfried zaha and not nick powell
>>64173539
Kagawa... Come back... :(
>>64173500
>you now remember people laughing at Liverpool for having Danny Ings leading the line
It's still pretty funny tbqh but at least he's scored this season
>>64173372
m8, Chelsea couldn't even put up a fight like United did today with the world class Hazard, Ivanoivic and Costa.
A fit united has Valencia, Young, Smalling, Jones, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Rooney, Shaw, Darmian, Rojo.
When city lose the Fernandos, Silva and Aguero who do they have? When Chelsea lose Fab, Matic and Hazard who do thay have?
The difference is that United gets more injuries, the depth isn't a problem
>>64173387
Good Youngsters comming through, better defence than even latter years of Fergie, one of the best Gk in the world is tied to club for now, gave Valencia, Young and Smalling among others a big confidence boost
You could make that 4 wins in 14 games if you go back to the start of October.
>>64173391
>Easier than liverpool
They couldn't even beat literally who Ludogrets. The only really decent team in that group was Real
>>64173263
>They didn't fuck up in November
they literally didn't win a game
>>64173263
Dude arsenal fucked up big time in November. Check the results. The only saving grace was that there weren't as many pl matches in that period.
>>64173520
>Implying that he doesn't have an exact replica of an Old Trafford bench at his home in Colonia where he sits every night so he can rember what will happen if he doesn't score next match.
>>64173448
>Olympiacos vs CSKA, PSV and Wolfburg
City was the only group with a tough group, hats off to them
that game vs PSV 100m of the players van Gaal bought was injured, you'd expect them too win, but they couldn't, all PSV needed was a draw and United's home and they played for it
>>64173602
Bournemouth's injuries are even worse though.
And what is the point in mentioning Chelsea? They're fucking dreadful regardless of who plays.
>>64173602
>Good Youngsters comming through
Only given a chance because of all the injuries
>better defence than even latter years of Fergie
Will give you that, having 2 defensive midfielders in every game does help though
>one of the best Gk in the world is tied to club for now
And if it weren't for a dodgy fax machine, he would have gone to Madrid and we'd have an unhappy Navas instead
>gave Valencia, Young and Smalling among others a big confidence boost
Yet Valencia and Young are average players that Utd should improve on if they want to achieve more in the future
There are a lot more bad things about LVGs reign.
>>64173156
>>64173171
Eat shit, Farcelona bandwagoners
You choked a 2-0 lead and Real Madrid is going to take back its rightful place at the top soon enough
>>64173485
but you've become worse
>>64172641
i hope little mohammed enjoyed the game, m80.
1. Manchester City
2. Arsenal
3. Manchester United
4. Liverpool
5. Tottenham
6. Leicester
7. Chelsea
>>64173737
So have everyone else
>>64173724
>Bournemouth's injuries are even worse though.
in terms of name not number, Wilson and Elphick. Literally who else relevant?
>>64173737
so have a lot of the other top teams tbf
>>Manchester United
>>64173602
>hazard, ivanovic, costa
>world class
ahahahahahahah
Kid is killed
Still trun up and beat utd.
MUH PASSION right there
>>64173710
>that game vs PSV 100m of the players van Gaal bought was injured, you'd expect them too win, but they couldn't, all PSV needed was a draw and United's home and they played for it
And PSV lost 2 of their best players in Depay and Wijnaldum. No excuses.
>>64173602
>better defence than even latter years of Fergie
lel, when will you guys understand that utd's 'good' defensive record is due to van gaal's very defensive system (that also make them very unproductive)
each time the defense wasn't covered by both schneiderlin - schweinsteiger/carrick the defense didn't withstand the shock
>>64173777
>>64173764
leicester and spurs look much much better this season
would even include palace tbqh
>>64173802
;_;7
>>64173730
>Will give you that, having 2 defensive mfs every game
Schweinsteiger doesn't even play like one. It's like when Fergie played Keane and Scholes. Scholes wasn't a DM.
>There are a lot more bad things about LVGs reign.
From what you give me, no there isn't
>Less shots and goals scored than desired
>out of CL group in a better group than Chelsea and Arsenal
>out of FA cup against literally who
>Out of League cup by fielding youngsters and reserves
bar from the first one, these seem like petty arguements
Get Ancelotti now or wait for Pep in the summer?
>>64173640
Ludogorets were a meme who got by with heart and bus parking. Even Madrid struggled to break them down at their ground
Can >we beat them in the 3rd round lads?
>>64173850
liverpoo too t b h
>>64173818
And replaced them with player that were already looking good from the ranks and loaned a fucking top player from literally who.
It's PSV m8, cut off one head and 2 better ones grow.
>>64173834
now there are excusing on why something isn't true because of how it is.
the fact is that it's true, and that Blind and Smalling look better than the top pairing of Mangala and Otamendi, City usually play 2 dms too, Yaya and one of the Fernandos
>>64173940
>Sheffield United of League One (forever)
https://strawpoll.me/6247865
>>64173940
Out on pens
>>64173950
lel nah they literally lost to NEWCASTLE
would be very surprised if liverpool finished top 6
>>64173984
We will probably be in League 1 for a century or so but damn we're good in cups.
guys
what if city fucks up and arselel actually win the title with 75 points? how do we handle the memes then???
Louis van Gaal: "It was a match where who scores the winning goal shall win."
>>64173913
>boring football
>the stubbornness with Rooney
>terrible substitutions almost every game
>being like 16th in the league for creating chances
>ruining talented players like Di Maria because of this obsession with possession
>constantly speaking nonsense in post match interviews
>being unable to counteract a counter-attacking team
>failing horribly in Europe
>spending £250m and barely improving
>having a horrible away record
>>64173980
>Toure
>"defensive" midfielder
I guess
>>64174015
if arse won the title i would leave sp
reckon spurs have a genuine chance desu that's how bad the top teams are this season. nobody is standing out and spurs look as good as any of them (leicester will fall away)
>>64173927
Like Bournemouth? Or PSV when they went to OT?
Besides, besides them Lelpoo had the great Basel w/o Shakiri, Xhaka, Streller and other top players they had when they beat United the last time.
Literally just Embolo and one other player that are good there, they didn't even have dragovic
>yfw >moyes was actually better than van lel
>>64173771
Literally all of their summer signings other than Murray.
Not sure what your point is though, are you saying that it would be ok for United to lose to a full strength Bournemouth?
Even Piers Morgan feels bad for us
This is how low we are
>>64174081
>Spurs doing better than Arsenal
kekekekek
every year people say this and it literally never fucking happens.
>>64174081
can't rule out flopp either
>>64173376
>Last time Neymar was linked to United, he broke down in tears at a press confrence when asked the question.
What? Sauce?
>>64174014
How's Adkins doing? He's a fucking fraud IMO.
>>64172282
Props for not disappearing after each shit result like the Dutch City Fag
15/16 games in
>chelsea 8 losses
>man city 4 losses
>liverpool 4 losses
>arsenal 3 losses
>utd 3 losses
>tottenham 1 loss
>leicester 1 loss
insane desu
>>64174138
I think he saw the talksport video with the fake subtitles and thought it was real
its here lads #dutchgoblin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYM3BY4Rbhc
>>64174130
and that's indeed funny. but do you really believe that it will literally never happen just because people have wrongly predicted it for a while now
>>64174044
tell me he didn't say that
please tell me he's not that stupid
>>64174185
COMPLETE SHITBAG
>>64173735
I don't like Barça. And being a Mandril bandwagoner isn't any better than being a Barça or a Bayern one.
In fact the only teams I like in spain are Athletic Club and Betis
>>64174197
https://vine.co/v/iZTbUuVE0pM
>>64173980
before, for barcelona
he is a CM now, he has next to defensive duties, how do you think he scored 20 goals for city in one season?
he also scored as many goals for city as schweinsteiger has for bayern
except he has played 230 matches for them when schweinsteiger played twice as many for bayern
>>64174051
>the stubbornness with Rooney
The only person besides Carrick and Giggs that know the club better than him, of course he will play especially he's the best Captain to scream at the players ears when they're doing shit
>being like 16th in the league for creating chances
and 4th in the actual table
>ruining talented players like Di Maria because of this obsession with possession
Di maria was shit at RM more often than not and he was shit more often than not for United, how he got those 10 assists is beyond me, it's just like that stat about united being 16th in chances created while still being 4th
>constantly speaking nonsense in post match interviews
literally what?
>being unable to counteract a counter-attacking team
Such a crime, every manager knows how to do this ofc, Mou and Wenger especially. For sure Guadiola, didn't you see how they trash Gladbach?
>failing horribly in Europe
Literally 1/1. in a challenging group and avg of 4 injuries per game.
>spending £250m and barely improving
with an avg of 100m injured for 10 games now
>having a horrible away record
define horrible? where are the stats meng
>>64174069
compared to Schweinsteger, definitely
>>64174104
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>>64174264
jesus fucking christ
>>64174264
absolute madman
>>64174249
I was gonna say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z12MAn90BJM
here is my take on LVG
>>64173113
Buy the entire PSV squad as they can qualify for the Champions League Knock-Outs.
>>64174275
>Manure
>you
>>64174108
no, I'm saying that they would've not beaten United if both squads had a full side.
>>64174266
now this nigga is saying when you score goals you don't defend. He's a complete midfielder playing with freedom. when he wins the ball he contributes a lot to the attack.
Just like Pogba, it's not like he doesn't body, slide and track back, he just has the energy and skill to do more than that
>>64174329
rare m-meymey
>>64174358
So by that reasoning Bournemouth have better strength in depth than United?
How is that even fucking possible.
>>64174275
Schweini actually defended when he was good though
Toure hasn't defended in nearly 2 years
>>64174275
Why are you accepting mediocrity? Why are you constantly making excuses for how crap LVG has been?
>Such a crime, every manager knows how to do this ofc, Mou and Wenger especially. For sure Guadiola, didn't you see how they trash Gladbach?
The fuck are you talking about? Van Gaal has literally been unable to beat a counter attacking team all season. Every team that faces United know they can just sit back and get a cheeky goal out of nothing.
Wenger and Guardiola face teams that park the bus too, but at least they can fucking do something about it. They get the odd result here and there but in the end they get a crucial goal that opens the team up. Almost every game under LVG has been a team managing to get a result because they parked the bus all game.
>>64174130
spurs here. sadly this is true t b h
>did you see that game G
>Hoof it to Fellain-i
>>64174185
>Epic rant
>"Frick"
>>64173113
a new nose
>>64174403
no, they have les injuries than united.
But if they indeed do, then it's because their squad is filled with literally whos that cost nothing
>>64174414
really, anon? do people really believe this?
>>64174428
>Why are you accepting mediocrity? Why are you constantly making excuses for how crap LVG has been?
because 11 people that aren't van gaal is playing on the field, and it's them that's playing sheit
>Every team that faces United know they can just sit back and get a cheeky goal out of nothing.
The same could be said for Barca and Bayern if they played the sides in the Pl, but they don't
>Almost every game under LVG has been a team managing to get a result because they parked the bus all game.
Utter speculation.
