1-1
Stanislas
Fellaini
boobs
Why is John Terry in the pundit chair?
Is he preparing for retirement already?
i don't even care if we win or lose
what's happened to me
think i emptied all my passion and emotion tuesday night
>de corner
Please Eddie Meme
>manure
It's so much fun watching "The Biggest Club In England" going toe-to-toe with fucking Bournemouth.
>mfw that pereieareaiera tackle
Pretty rubbish. High energy from the youth but they're not doing anything very good. This is going to change, right? Sometime? Soon?
>Manure score
Gonna make some dinner lads
english slags where?
United """"""""""""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""""""are literally the worst people in the world
Succulent slags tbf
>>64170481
WAKE ME UP
I predicted the score here >>64168209
, lads.
1-1 GAME
LA
>>64170522
Nah that's Livershits.
>>64170514
So, who /a/ here?
ENGLAND VS WALES LIDS
>>64170556
Bukkake yourself with pepper spray
>drawing against something called "Bournemouth"
>manure
>>64170561
ENGLAND GONA GET BANGED
>>64170561
England v Bayol desu
>>64170551
actually you're both wrong, it's arsenal fans online, chelsea fans irl
Rate my half-time snack
>>64170494
But Liverpool already won their match against Bournelona
>>64170522
I respect your opinion desu senpai, but keep your dirty brit-bong mouth shut. When's the last time you actually went outside?
>>64170556
who /biz/ here?
anyone else here wish they had a slag to cuddle with?
anyone else think varela looks like messi
Why is Beckham literally in every ad?
chelsea will finish top 4
>>64170613
just over an hour ago lad
>>64170522
i was stalin in a previous life
>>64170594
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU/10
>>64170594
nice, i love sardines
Anthony Martial has scored 3 goals in 11 Premier League apps (including this one)
The following players have scored more goals than £58m signing Martial
But seriously, injuries are pretty much deciding the eplel's standing.
City were cruising at the start, then Kompany died and they fell behind.
United were squeezing 1-0s until their entire backline died.
Arselel lost Cazorla and Coquelin for months and will probably soon start falling behind (it's that time of the year).
Teams like Palace, Stoke, Watford, Leicester and Tottenham look bloody fit and that's enough for them to do well.
Only Chelsea have 0 injury excuses.
>>64170647
they need to win like 18 out of the next 23 games mate
>>64170640
>he's a spic so he must look like another spic
calling the metropolitan police on you for racial insensitivity m8
>>64170645
because he's extremely famous and good looking
>>64170556
here
>"Like a baby giraffe trying to get up"
keeeeek
>de Gay
Is he the most overrated keeper in the world?
>>64170691
>2 sunderland players
>two (more than one)
Any other Ameribros wanna see Rebecca Lowe bred with a big black buck?
>pundits will never stop saying lindegaard when talking about lingard
>>64170725
>old man Defoe
>dead wilson
too many keks
>>64170594
I could go for that right now.
>>64170551
you're either a manc or a southern paki, and both should fuck off
>>64170640
be my friend
Just done the dishes
>>64170733
just you m8
i'm fucking sick of seeing star wars adverts
fucking normies
>>64170768
what do your hands smell like
>>64170723
he's about as good as people say he is desu
>people of colour enjoying fried chicken
kfc plz
>>64170733
Yep (ignore flag, I'm a yank on holiday)
>>64170681
>autism shakes.webm
I want to smell Kelly's snatch
>>64170691
Well, his job isn't just to score goals. Unlike Benteke, who can't do anything but that.and yet he sucks at it
Yeah your country sucks at football
>>64170739
When Lingard finally reaches level 18 he will evolve into Lindegaard at least.
dubs and Manure win
why would real madrid (the team) give him his own perfume as a gift to him?
i dont understand
is there some meta meme shit going around ronaldo and his instagram?
>>64170797
the Colonel was probably a slave owner desu
>>64170551
Any top 10 EPL fan is an arsehole. Me I'm a neutral QPR fan.
>>64170733
kys pham
>>64170844
It's called marketing, Sven.
>>64170789
Eucalyptus
>>64170844
>you are gay, your mind is slow
huehue
Why do Man U suck at away games?
>>64170844
He's making it up so he can promote his shit
>>64170823
nice job trying to divert the attention away from the problem. i don't even care about benteke
high test desu
>>>/mu/60978750
OK half time is over. NO MORE SLAGS PLS.
Keep it tasteful.
why are we so shit
>>64170844
Could just be some banter from the teammates.
Like Joe Harts m8 buying him some shampoo
>>64170930
Do the janitors allow half time slags now?
>>64170912
but stan, why are you so mad
why is bloodzeed such a cunt now lads?
606 for those who care:
>>64170191
>>64170191
>>64170191
>>64170191
>>64170942
You just got promoted, cant expect too much
Manchester United are the TRUE slags
is depay still the new ronaldo?
I wish you britbros never went to sleep, it gets lonely sometimes
Some 'Louis van Gaal' anagrams:
Angola Visual
A Vaginal Soul
A Guano Villas
Alias Oval Gun
Gal Viola Anus
Goal Vial Anus
Guanos Via All
>>64171010
This and the other euros.
>>64171010
smarterchild is your friend, friend
boring game
>memphis limping
ahhhhhhh
>>64171044
Serious. Might go for a shower. Wanna join? no homo
>>64171005
>Hyped as fuck by media
>Not doing shit at relevant matches
>Only scoring useless goals
Now more than ever
>>64170912
manure are 15th in terms of chances created
>memphis limping
ogre
>>64170613
When was the last time you went and saw United play?
>>64171049
FEEEEEEE
LOSS
O
FEEEEEEE
SO CLOSE
>>64171053
r u a qt?
How do you want your players, senpai?
Van gaal: Just fuck their shit up
oh my fucking god
That is a top meme goal right there famillia
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
JUST
gg
btfo
ATTACK OF THE MEME CORNERS
>YAWNITED
TOPPEST KEKS
knew it
told you he'd score
>philosophy
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>van laal
>VAN LAAL
>POONITED
Another corner.
What the fuck is wrong with ManU and their set pieces
>VAN LALA
>IN CHARGE OF DEFENDING SET PIECES
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
JUST
JUST
literally just fuck off
CAN'T WAKE UP
>POONITED
WAKE ME UP
CORNER AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
FEELS GOOD BEING ABU
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>>64171085
I'm a hench mulatto with some chest hait, bruv.
FUCK YES
WHAT A CORNER
Time to turn off.
This is so pathetic to watch. The defense is fucking clueless. Why is Martial the only player on the fucking line?
interesting defending
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
I see now that both Manchester clubs are holding some kind of competition to decide who has the shittier defense.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How do you want your philosophy la?
>MANchester united
top keks
Screen cap this: Van Laal gone before >Mouyes
He hit is hard, and he hit it true
BourneGOAT
last 4/5 goals conceded have been from a set piece
>Poonited
>man poo
ahahahahahahahahahaha we are so shit
>>64171137
>3 15 year old boys in the back 4
Van Lel needs to go.
THAT FUCKING DEFENCE
top kek
>>64171137
It's only a matter of time before he thinks "fuck this shit club"
THAT SHITTY BOBBLING CORNER
THAT SHITTY DEFENDING
OH WOW
FEEL OUR PAIN
FEEL ALL OF IT
MEME SLEEPY
I remember when United was a big team.
#CORNERS
>This nonexistent manure defender
AHAHAHAHHA
>van baal
literally the worst defending of a corner in the history of football
CORNERS
OUR ONLY WEAKNESS
fuck this team
>>64171137
time to switch to another club, like a good ol' brit
>Manchester United
at least van gaal can see why schneiderlin is vital to that team and he may stop that schweinsteiger-carrick midfield
>Pooshited
PULL IT BACK
EVERY TIME JUST PLAY IT TO THE MAN ON THE SPOT FFS
>Man Utd
>Defending corners
>LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL
ancelotti when
>van laal
Martial having to track back so much here.
>philosophie
Did you see that score G?
Two different goals from set piece
WAKE ME UP FROM THIS MISERY
>>64171178
4 > 3 > 1 > 2
>Bournemouth are picking up 6 points from chelsea and united
best league desu
To think that ONLY 1 WEEKEND AGO Manurefags were giving Liverpoordians shit for drawing with Mememouth.
>gan vaal
we are really really really shit
Fergy is rolling in his grave right now
>>64171178
What is Van Gaal doing with Better Call Saul?
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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ABU THREAD
>>64169160
>>64169160
>>64169160
>>64169160
OPERATION HOOF ACTIVATED WHEN
>>64171242
I'm glad I'm a part time fan. My m8s are gonna take the mick outta me.
What's your favourite meme? "EPL teams play defence" is mine.
WE STARTED TO SCORING GUYS
BUT WE CANNOT STOP CONCEDE TOO
>>64171222
it's jay
>flayni
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEH HEH
HEH
AAAAAAAARGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNIIIITED
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNIIIITED
>>64171281
Shut up you mongol.
>>64171173
>our
>>64171273
it's always one or the other with LVG, he's such a fucking retard
>>64171273
1 (one) goal
City winning the title is so boring.
Who's the Somali playing for Man U
>>64170556
THE BOURNEMOUTH FIRE RISES
>>64171222
we dem loss boys, we dem loss boys
Oh well, it's only another 3 points dropped.
Who cares, right? As long as we get top 4, spunk another 200 million in the summer, LVG will truly assemble a destructive, quality team, free to dominate the league and Europe for the next 20 years, right?
>>64171305
>implying the epl won't get banged
>>64171288
fucking say that again mate ill batter you
petition to rename le afroman to le ricochetman.
>>64171312
Hi cutie.
that niglet got out ran by a white guy.
HOLY FUCK MANURE DEFENDER KEEP LETTING BOURNEMOUTH PLAYER RUNNING
FUCKING PASS THE BALL TO THE ATTACKERS
STOP THESE DUMBASS DEFENDERS TRYING TO DRIBBLE
Bournemouth have lost most of their best players to injury too senpai...
They will probably have a strong second half of the season. Glad >we (tottenham) have already humped them 1-5 at their gaff.
United are literally Everton tier except they spend 200 million a year instead
THANK YOU VAN LEL YOU ARE GREATEST ALLY
>>64171325
>thinking this Dutch fraud will be competitive against Mourinho, Guardiola and Klopp next season
gotta hire Ancelotti, at least it will be managerially GOAT season next year
what position does tuanzebe play
they could use more meme players
I've played at Dean Court 3 (three) times.
Nothing else to add.
feels like blind is getting torched down that side
>>64170733
>Any other Ameribros wanna see ***EVERY WHITE WOMYN*** bred with a big black buck?
FTFY
>>64171352
B-but the philosophy is to play it out from the back. L-like Barca.
SUCH CASES
Are you not entertained?
united shit in the first half too?
>>64171325
He's not good enough in Europe. You got spanked by Wolfsburg.
after achieving the bare minimum last season, LVG is taking united backwards
had enough desu
>van goyes
>>64171292
born in london m8y
why would donaldo go back to man u?
>Watford is 7th with 25 points
hey lads its like old times, this feels just like the moyes era :)
Fuck it. I'm going in the shower.
This game is depressing. anyone is welcome to join. no homo. xxxx
>>64171387
FELLA
>>64171381
like a slower, less individually talented barca with no forward passes whatsoever and the occasional fellaini hoofball
>poonited
>>64171381
YEAH PASS IT
NOT DRIBBLE LIKE A RETARD AND GET COUTER EASILY
>drop rooney
>get BTFO
>>64171395
if we don't pull back a point from this lvg will be under serious pressure 2bh
The players have that "why aren't we winning comfortably" look... it's frustrating, because not one player in the entire squad actually shows the heart to win.
Old United would be all-out for 90+ minutes. Currently, too many players seem to only care for 30 minutes, then fade into obscurity. I wish players actually played to win, not just for their wage. None of them look like winners.
>>64171361
You fucked up drawing with these clowns.
chicharito scores again
>>64171424
>Dont drop Rppney
>GET BTFO
>>64171401
He wouldn't risk flopping there
WEBM PLEASE
>>64171401
in 3 years when his legs have gone and nobody with any self-respect wants to pay his wages, united will re-sign him for the shirt sales and let him play the "rooney role" (whatever the fuck that is)
he will net many penalties and help keep them 3rd or 4th
go Bournemouth! we're gonna wn! w00t
>tfw no gf to watch man utd with
>Manpoo
Why is Young not on the bench? Is he warming up.
Is he, VAN LEL?
>>64171437
He would have scored about 4 for United at best if he stayed though
>NBC LIVE STREAM CUTS OUT
>>64171406
except there's nobody left on the board, yeah.
>>64171432
That's why Keano should've been MU's assistant manager, not "wife shagger" Giggs
United have to be playing the dullest football of all time. It's not even fun to watch them lose, it's just a chore.
