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Upcoming MMA events:
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://youtu.be/ZujfTiYQqd4
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91NWZKkhMkU
someone please kill Ido Portal, he's like Rasputin trying to mess with our boy McGregor
Mcmemer wins by KO
I WILL BRAKE HEEM
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YE?
eat dinner
go to bed
wake up
watch mcgoober get heemed
>>64167834
>Hating on movement
>>64167882
PUSH
STRIKE
EVADE
STRIKE
We are alive during a great time lads
>DESCRIBE YOUR MOVEMENT IN 3 WORDS
PLAYFUL, BOUNCY, FLOWY MASTERRACE REPORTING IN
post link to streem
>>64167937
so blessed to be alive during a time such as this
DEY DONT MUEWE LIKE I MUEWE DEY DONT TINK LIKE I TINK
>>64167954
yes
>>64167834
If Mcgregor loses because he does some edgy Portal shit.................
DEY DON'T MEWVRE LIK I MEWVRE
DEY DON'T TINK LIK I TINK
daily reminder that i get paid to report stream lonks by Zuffa.
I have my spies on every general.
>Tfw if Conor gets heem'd all these memes end
I don't want it to end lads ;_;
>>64167882
desu I cant wait till its bedtime
>Post yfw you hear this tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>aldo snugglefucks McGreggor
>Rockhold RNCd in first round
>Jacare snugglefucks Romero
>Maia
>Manlet slap fest
Caaaaant wait
>>64167958
conor has that typical potato nose that you only see on irish and danish people
warm sunny december day for fights lads
>>64167993
Too late faggot. One meme per thread
>>64167958
>tfw Mcgreggor is probably going to get heem'd
>tfw It never felt like this fight was ever actually going to happen so I never had to deal with these emotions
P A N I C L A D S
A
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C
L
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can't handle the wait anymore lads...
can we just fastforward time to the start of the main card
>>64168025
Anything can happen, Pat. Just sit back and enjoy history happening before your eyes.
Stream link?
>>64168022
The MMA gods have blessed us lad. Truly a glorious day to be alive senpai
why did aldo slap McGregor at the weigh ins? kind of a bitch move, no?
>>64168025
If McGreggor loses, it will be via easy sub, or an unsurprising, uncontroversial decudion. There will be no heems.
>>64168013
What does Rockhold walk out to?
Pls Aldo, knock this pikey manlet out early so the irish bandwagon can move on from this 'sport'.
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64151687
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING LADS
in less than 12 fucking bongs we will have a new UFC middleweight champion, not some broken down hue crusher whos name rhymes with Piss, but a true champion with the body of a Greek God and the skillset so elite that even the most famed fictional story tellers couldn't come up with better.
And the best part? The best part will be when Rockhold locks in that submission and I sense Weidmanfag's life force drain away as he never, EVER posts in heem again.
>12 hours from now the shitposting will be out of this world
i love you heem
>>64168023
YOU DON'T MEME LIK I MEME
>>64168014
>aldo snugglefucks McGreggor
Would laugh at all the butthurt
>Rockhold RNCd in first round
He deserves it for not being on the team
>Jacare snugglefucks Romero
Someone's getting heemed that fight. Romero will be tappy or Jacare will be sleepy
>Maia
He's facing Gunnar "The Icelanding Viking with a 9inch benis" Nelson. It should be a fun fight
>Manlet slap fest
Max Holloway is fun as fuck to watch. Should be exciting.
>>64168003
The memes will only thrive
We can have a good laugh at Ido and mewvment
>>64168092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c
>there are people in this thread right now who haven't thrown shekels at Weidman and McGregor accy.
>>64168115
Starts at 3am for us right?
>>64168115
>he hasn't joined the team
what even happens to McGregor if he loses? I mean how can he talk any amount of trash if he gets beaten?
>>64168166
>all these casual goofs who don't know when the card is starting
>>64168115
cute
>>64168115
It's nice to have a dream, no matter how outlandish it may be.
Have you thanked Rose today for removing that cancer on the sport?
>>64168115
Luke Rockhold is gay btw
>>64168178
he'll be humble in defeat after the fight but fast forward a few weeks he'll go back to trash talking aldo for a rematch or move up to 155 to fight RDA/Cerrone.
Why Are Americans So Short
Luke is pretending to be confident. Chris is confident.
Will Luke's athleticism be enough to overcome his relative mental weakness?
>>64168192
i want to thank her in person, if you catch my drift
>>64168192
'yes'
FUCK THERE IS NO BAD FIGHT ON THIS CARD
>>64168208
I woke up after my nap just now and felt stiff. Stuck in the mud almost. How do I get my mewvement back in time for the fights?
>>64168115
>Mfw a casual thought that anyone from team AKA was elite
Jones kucked DC
Werdum kucked Cain
Chris kucks Luke tonight to complete the hat-trick. That entire gym is a meme full of nothing but pretenders and shit talkers who don't have champion mentality.
>>64168220
>implying that has ever helped that alien fuck in the past
Dude got fucked up by Jared "Dadbod" Rosholt ffs senpai
>>64168265
Go here friend idoportal.com
>>64168229
cheer up paige, you can still marry some dummy who makes strong six figures
>>64168269
don't forget khabib
>>64168265
Try a few minutes of webm related. That should do the trick to get you nice, flowy and playful again!
>>64168178
>muh weight cut
>muh not the right division
>muh "injury"
And all is well
>>64168269
Piss trains with jabronis
Who wearing red panties tonight?
guys please help me how do I watch the mcgregor vs Aldo fight for free? please
Does Vegas have a contingency plan for handling the drunken Irish riots once McGregor loses?
>>64168234
some prelim fights look like shit to be quite honest with you family
>>64168308
see pic related
>>64168265
noice pic
>>64168320
>PVZ will never schedule a make out session with you
>>64168381
.38 freedom rays
>>64168377
>>64168269
Holly acts humble but she clearly is a roider
¨What does heem'd mean?
>>64168318
Khabib's body kucks itself
Nobody else is beating Khabib
>>64168359
Bought them just for this occasion lad.
>>64168377
UFC.tv
FYI YOU FUCKING CASUALS Norway is like #4 in all time bantz and you are getting master troled right now
>>64168377
>>64168431
yes
I like how Luke Kekhold is confident. There's no fucking way he'll win.
>>64168431
webm related
>>64168417
>Someone who's been boxing for almost 20 years and is in great physical shape compared to 99% of women is a roider
Well if you say so my 4chan friend
>>64168431
its just another word for meem
Anyone know a site where I can watch the fight for free?
>>64168503
lol
>>64168135
Are you actually living in sub-saharan Africa or what
WHEN HOESAY'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
I DONT SEE HIM GETTING UP FROM THE STOOL FOR THE SECOND ROUND
THIS IS WHAT I VISUALIZE
I PREDICT DEEZ TINGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-V1BsSQ2OE
based as fuck
>>64168522
>tfw 1080p 60fps VLC stream but I'm not going to share it with anybody.
>>64168577
p-p-pls? I'll be your best friend
>>64168431
In my bay area normie slang it means "fucked"
Post someone in the MMA community you want to uppercut.
cant fucking see webm's and it's starting to piss me off
>>64168569
>dats no roight
>>64168552
sure
>>64168501
or this
What time is the fight between mcgoober and aldon't?
>>64168557
I am sick of all of this bad mouthing about Irish Americans! Let me tell you something, we are far more Irish than anybody out there. Walk into any "pub" in Dublin and you'll see people drinking ENGLISH beer watching ENGLISH football and listening to ENGLISH bands without a proper Irish flag in sight! It's a disgrace to what it means to be Irish! Over here in Boston, we know what it means to celebrate our pride and our culture. You'll be hard pressed to find anyone without a pint of Guiness on Saint Paddy's Day and we will all be decked out in green with a shamrock cookie to boot! You can say what you want, but we are more Irish than the rest of the world! Top of the morning to ya!
>>64168712
it doesnt have an official start time you stupid casual fuck
>>64168569
I don't hate him, he's a pretty funny guy.
>>64168712
Cancelled
listen faggots
the only way this fight goes to decision is if McGOAT blows his ACL again
>>64168712
reddit has a guide for casuals...maybe you should check it out :^)
>>64168548
Maybe Holly naturally has a small penis. Surely steroids have nothing to do with it.
>britbong
>want mewvment and tinking to win
>might put cash on Jose "I fight like once for every five withdrawals" aldo.
>if heem win get to shitpost for a few months.
>if br aldo wins I get da money.
Nobody tinks like I tink.
>>64168738
>stupid casual fuck
Not even going to dispute that I'm a filthy casual.
It's that time of the year again...
>>64168149
Now I have to watch every episode. thanks lad
>>64168548
>all labia look the same
>doesn't like nice fat outties
If those are innie meat curtains hanging out she can fuck right off though.
>>64168772
the early prelims start in less than 6 hours, main event will start 4 hours after that
>>64168903
Thank you
>that glorious feel when you know you could literally heem anyone in /heem/
>>64168749
I know this is fake but even looking at this shoop makes me bubble with anxiety.
>>64168792
>McGregor has a bad knee ready to pop
>no real threat on takedowns or the ground
>has to outpace opponents to keep safe
>forced to meme kick to make opponents static
>Pedro Rizzo - Aldo's muay thai coach
I always mention exploding knees, but this could bench Conor for a year regardless of the result
>>64168792
almost bingo senpaitachi
>>64169015
Dana on suicide watch
PVZ - dead
Ronda - dead until July
Conor - almost dead
Does anyone have the Frankie heem? I tapped out and fell asleep during the tuf finale.
Was it a good fight? I don't think anyone predicted Frankie being able to knock Mendes out, people on /heem/ were saying Frankie was going sleepy.
>>64168431
heem is actually a dutch word , related to the german word heim and english home, heem is bassicaly home for every fight fan, welcome
>>64168792
Do E-sports count as a sport?
>>64168792
Wew
>>64168792
So close senpai
>>64169065
>people on /heem/ were saying Frankie was going sleepy.
I repeatedly said Edgar first round but there you go
>>64169065
it was a quick cleen HEEM.
mendes landed some really good kicks though
QUICK POST YOUR FACE WHEN ALDO HEEMS MCGREGOR
>you won't get to be in Ireland when heem knocks aldo unconscious.
>you won't get to experience the sheer banter and cheap booze as hundreds of irish men take to the streets waving flags galore.
>you will never have an irish accent and be a real life walking meme.
Why even live bros?
I don' tink I cen andle all dees feels.
>>64169065
>>64169113
>>64169065
http://youtu.be/q5s_c6zJSy8
>>64169065
It was pretty evenly picked but no one predicted a first round KO
>tfw on vacation with family
>tfw will be posting exclusively on /heem/ all day
>tfw will catch the co-main/main event live no matter what
Who /shittykid/ here?
>>64169113
>>64169149
>>64169094
>>64169084
>>64169022
>>64168968
>he hasn't masturbated to a fight
how can you call yourselves fight fans
![eb0a4-cyehzsl[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/8mMRLsK.gif "eb0a4-cyehzsl[1].gif")
>>64167768
Uhhh ... meme ... uhhh huhuhuhuh
Better than expected
>>64169227
Miesha vs Eye was tempting
someone post the bunda
How many bongs left?
8?
>>64169234
that was hot desu, is there a qt more based than Rose
At what time would the fight be in a GMT+1 country?
2AM or something?
also, any stream?
>>64169314
no.
>>64169227
I've masturbated to fighters, I'm just too busy watching fights to do anything else
>>64169314
dyke haircut goblin is not cute
>Team Alpha Male in charge of winning fights
>>64169288
5 bongs 30 bings until early prelims
>>64169227
This >>64169234
Is the fight I masturbated to
>finished Cub after blowing him out for most of 4 rounds
>Heems Mendes in the 1st
Conor sweating bullets at the prospect of fighting the Answer.
>>64169348
check the OP you new as fuck casual pleb spic cunt
>>64169348
Probably around 6am
Streams are illegal and you better stop right there criminal scum.
>>64169314
>>64169361
Actually, YoungJayCheck is pretty qt. They're pretty close.
>>64168674
>clean shaved when you've got a fucking jowl like that
>not growing a beard to at least somewhat hide it
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/12/9976246/first-man-to-beat-mcgregor-recounts-win-conor-cried-and-i-got-500-euro-mma-news
>>64169314
>>64169361
wheres the video of her jumping around saying she's going to pull her pants off while watching a UFC fight
>>64169418
Full camp Mendes*
>>64169375
her shaving her head to make fun of paige makes it awesome
>>64169459
>slav face
nah
>>64168674
He doesn't have a chin to uppercut.
>>64169418
Really is a horrible matchup for him. The qustion is would Frankie wrestlefuck him or just outwork him or get a late fight tko or knockout?
>United losing to Bournemouth
>UFC 194
>Arsenal go top of the league tomorrow
great, great weekend friends and family
Should I buy this PPV tonight, lads?
>>64169420
There are no streams you fucking muslim faggot.
>>64169449
>Streams are illegal
lol ok Plebbit.
>>64169512
she has to grow her hair back out it looks gross
>>64169375
>implying there's not a warm snug tight vagina inbetween her legs
>implying she doesn't transform from qt to sexy with long hair
homosexual confirmed
Friendly reminder that McGoober and Weidman double is literally free shekels.
>>64169567
there's no need to be upset
>>64169565
streams are fucking illegal you goof
watching how to become a millionaire before the fight lads
>>64169600
literally the most casual picks
>>64169565
>he probably hasn't even donated to wikipedia
>muh free content
>>64169565
>asking for streams on /HEEM/
never return tbqh, and have a bath you greasy fuck
>>64169129
Is Conor actually a big deal in Ireland?
>>64169565
UFC.tv often provides fast, effective HD streams for families around the world!
>>64169478
I wish I knew
>>64169627
wtf is this?
>>64169607
literally a dyke goblin
So what are the odds of /explodingknees/ today?
All that mewvment training and a bum knee with Aldo's leg kicks could make this a lel worthy moment.
TKO via leg kicks would be the funniest end to the hype job, but then again it gives Conor more chances for a rematch.
>muh leg was hurt, he couldnt knock me out
>need mo money for dem reconstructive surgeries
>I a good boi I dindu nuffin wrong in mah preparation, gorilla, scared,tink like i tink
>>64169646
all the while he is winning he will be huge, first loss and no one will remember him
>>64169627
This dude is a proven fraud. I hope you're listening to him for the memes and not for the content.
>>64169667
you're literally a faggot virgin
>>64169647
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da5gOOzdXvg
>>64169646
Yeah people go full bandwagon mode around his fights. All plastic fans though, they won't be around after a loss.
>>64169678
If Conor loses, he isn't getting a rematch.
>>64169718
Who is he faggot?
Will Stephens/Holloway be a sleeper banger of the night?
>>64169678
definitely happening in the co main
will she be cheering mcgregor on?
>>64169678
Typical Englishman, shittalking us proud Irish people. Faugh a Ballagh!
>>64169751
hell yes
>>64169678
It'll be like Condit/Woodley and we'll have to bear another 6 months of shitposting
>>64169631
It's the correct picks, ya goof
>>64169468
>coach makes the tournaments and matchups
Is this why yuro MMA is so trash?
>>64169751
It's the most sure fun fight of the main card.
>>64169721
Thanks anon
>>64169745
Tai Lopez
>>64169618
>Streams are illegal
Lolmerica
>>64169643
>Paying for a 10 minute event
Die you muslim.
>>64169745
>>64168792
>>64169809
No one is giving you a stream you casual
Aldo
Rockhold
Yoel
Maia
Holloway
>>64169720
shes adorable when she has hair, but right now she looks gross
>>64168792
i'm a huge loser casual and not even i could get a bingo here.
all you getting bingos need to take a good look in the mirror and start making some changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n730FWycrTY
HON MCGOAT
>>64169627
>>64169721
that's too cute THE HENDO HENDO HENDO
What a lucky fucker
>>64169844
Don't worry burger, I'll find a way myself.
Keep giving money to Obama.
Where do they go from here?
You guys are ironically asking for a steam right? I really hope you're not all actual human trash.
>>64169809
I'm probably the biggest casual in this entire thread and even I got a stream. Try harder faggot
>>64169764
who's that fluid druid on the left
>>64169924
to the prelims, faber is already there
>>64169855
literally all wrong except holloway
>>64169904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIwTG8V-Ko
So how did /heem/ react to that ugly girl who looks like a chimpanzee losing? I missed it
>>64169924
Start off by heeming that goofy beta fuck in the blue shirt into a living death for looking like a pear.
>>64169891
Here's one of Rose singing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sje2VYw99A
>>64169807
I just looked at this guy yt channel and he has almost 400k subscribers and good ratings. Looks like nobody knows he's a fraud.
Casual fan here, looking to bet on the Aldo-McGregor match. Think my money's going on Aldo, should I bet on a KO, submission, or points decision?
>>64169965
How can you miss it when you're a casual?
>>64168792
>>64169914
>Don't worry burger, I'll find a way myself.
If you used google for more than two minutes you wouldn't need to ask here in the first place
what's the worst fight on the card tonight? I'm think Weidman/Rockhold because it's such a mismatch in favour of Luke.
remainder 4chan is going down in one hour
>>64169986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRBkS-QWo6w
>>64169973
manlet detected
>>64169948
>lose your only champion
>have a shitty striking coach now
>everybody getting memed and heemed on
If Faber loses tonight TAM is officially done, TJ must be laughing his ass off from his stacks of cash and ufc title themed bunk bed.
>>64170014
Will you heem yourself permanently when Luke gets elbowed to death?
>>64170020
sauce
>>64170014
this mustafaev is fighting the third time in a row. what is going on?
>>64170014
>I'm think Weidman/Rockhold because it's such a mismatch in favour of Luke.
>>64170020
why shlomo
>>64169314
>>64169361
now she looks like the kid from Mud
>>64170074
Why would TJ be laughing at his former teammates?
I'm literally shaking with excitement right now bro's. My life has served no purpose until now but now i will be a witness to UFC 194
>>64170014
>I'm think
>>64170014
Holloway Stephens on the main card, and that says something about the quality of the card
>>64169929
fuck off you faggot we are gonna have that stream
>>64169721
im in love
>>64170105
go fuck yourself casual I'm the only spaniard in heem
>>64170014
Kevin Lee
Holy fuck Holloway is ugly
Reminder that the only people who support Luke Rockhold are penis loving British "men", Serbian animal abusers, Canadian Somalia terrorists, and Lithuanian c
