Why does he flop in the big games?
Because he's a meme like Ibramemovic.
he's a professional stat padder which leads people to erroneously believe he is as good as his stats imply
So to suggest he flops is kind of incorrect, he plays at his usual level which is just not good enough against real competition
>>64164364
Sounds like Peyton Manning
>>64164442
This isn't a thread about niggerball, Lardican
he's had more facial work done than caitlyn jenner
>>64164585
I actually don't think so. Eyebrows, haircut, new teeth.
>>64164364
This also gives the illusion of consistency. He can go missing for 2 or 3 games in a row but then bang 4 or 5 past some minnows and get his goal per game average back up.
>>64164609
he looks like a high school virgin in that picture
he looks like a ken doll now
>Why does he flop in the big games?
He doesn't, he scored vs Atletico in the CL final a year ago
>>64166612
Nice bait.
>>64166612
nigger
