Second innings
NZ 1/171, lead by 308
play has finished for day 3
come on in and discuss the best sport in the world!
Not long now
>new zealand thread
>made by an australian
Obsession.
>not pizza edition
>>64159550
Bails don't count as the stumps, so it's not out :^)
post yfw it's Daniel getting pizza
>>64159698
>unnecessary posts about things that aren't cricket in a cricket thread
>has no friends to share his pizza with so shares it with 4chan
>lies about having a gf
It's obviously him
>choritzo and jalapenos
Its fucking hot lads.
lads why is there an Esports popup channel
7/10 not bad lads.
Picked off the anchovies though desu. Fucking nasty.
>>64160281
have you fucked ivana yet you beta loser?
>>64160307
kek
>>64160307
Yes, but only ironically.
>>64159764
Sky are running scurred, since they know it's only a matter of time before streaming completely outdoes them even with our shit internets, at which point their complete and utter lack of consumer goodwill gathered over the past however many years will leave them fucked harder than a ewe in a skirt in invercargill on a friday night on one of the few days when it's not too cold outside to get it up.
At this point, sky know sports is pretty much all they have going for them, and are wisely* trying anything sports related, to see what will stick
>>64160307
Yes. In fact, she's here now. I ate the whole pizza before she arrived.
>>64160344
post her feet
Might watch some Looney Tunes lads
>>64160344
>I ate the whole pizza before she arrived.
Jesus you retarded loser how are you supposed to last longer than 30 seconds without getting indigestion fuck you're an amateur son
>>64160363
Bit of a turn-off desu
>>64160390
>implying Daniel can go longer than 30 seconds
>>64160428
beat his mother
>>64160467
I'll ask the bull to do it, she's bigger than me anyways
Daniel here ama
The only series I'm looking forward to this winter is England vs SA and even that might be one-sided
>>64160520
>not us vs PP @ PP
>>64160520
>even that might be one-sided
The fact that I don't even know which side you are implying is going to dominate is pure evidence that it isn't going to be one-sided m8
>>64160514
Have you fucked Ivana yet, you beta loser?
>>64160536
SA will win
everybody knows that cricket is homebabby:the sport
>>64160628
He's not far wrong.
Is channel nine/cricket australia completely shitting themselves right now??
Nobody wants to watch the best team in the world thrash a C team from an irrelevant group of countries
It's like Real Madrid playing my local soccer club
Will "will the windies" ever be a great test nation again?
>>64161033
the funniest part is that Gayle, Russell, Dwayne Bravo, Pollard, Simmons & Badree are playing in the Big Based League
Atleast three of them would walk into the Test team if they were available for selection
>>64161076
The West Indies LITERALLY won't be playing Test cricket in 5 years time
they will dissolve and Trinidad, Jamaica & Barbados will become associate t20/odi teams
might make international (meme) cricket more interesting because those countries playing separately will probably be better than the Windies lmao because the players will actually try,
Execute all muslims.
>>64161474
>in 5 years time
Try next year m8
They're literally discussing the terms of its disbandment as we speak
>>64160628
Yeah I would say that, but SA have some HUGE holes in their lineup, and have just been absolutely mauled away from home. England, on the other hand, are in relative form.
It'll be decided on the first day IMO, if England can pounce on the shit SA has been through in the last month they might pull of something, but as soon as SA get back in their element the homebabby powers will rev up
Josh Reynolds#faggotrip
>>64161556
>Josh Reynolds#faggotrip
Testing
>>64161536
sauce?
KEK why are the poopeelians here?
Too irrelevant for their own thread?
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
>>64162194
Hello new friend
walkcunt on suicide watch
Poo Peelanders are still Poorious over the recent 2-0 defeat by Australia
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64162669
Australia managed to win their game within an appropriate time limit so now we have to watch the minnows fight it out over 5 days.
walkcunt on suicide watch
Why are Australians constantly poorious?
>You now remember the Windies are a test team
Is she, dare I say it, elite?
>>64173098
elite at suggin muh diyuk
Is Bane autistic?
>>64174250
>LE ORDISM XDD
soon™
>mfw I'm picking up 2 two topping pizza's and a 2 liter Sierra Mist for only $21.00
did I get a better deal than Daniel?
>>64175410
>2 two topping pizza's
the fuck?
Dominoes pizzas are only $5 here
>>64175410
>Amerifats
What do you guys eat while watching the cricket?
Pic related usually holds me over for about 2 hours before I have a big meal
Where the fuck is everyone
I'm literally talking to myself right now. /cric/ is kill
>>64175908
Driving to pick up my pizza now
>>64175410
2 toppings pizzas are literally $4.50 here m8
>>64175908
Work
Probs won't be posting much today either bc no laptop
>>64175993
>work on a sunday
KEK how poor are you?
Fuck m8's it turned out to be $23.35. Was I ripped off?
>>64176105
It's the tip m8
So yeah you were
It's fucking happening. Today.
>>64176126
No tip because it wasn't delivered
>>64176053
>working the same fucking hours as everyone else
KEK how boring and predictable your life must be
I start at 2 for the entirety of next week, it's gonna be great.
>>64176210
They delivered it from the oven to the counter
Who /UFC194/ here?
>>64176246
>LE I AM A SPECIAL SNOW FLAKE
People work normal hours because it makes sense. Also I can hang out with my friends and chill, but it doesn't matter for you because you don't have friends, daniel.
>>64176353
>it doesn't matter for you because you don't have friends, daniel.
tru
still, I don't mind doing weekends if it means mornings off. For the record this is my first and probably only one this summer.
The Big Based League LITERALLY starts in 4 days
>>64176723
Mornings are a great time to work.
I like getting shit done early and then cruising for the rest of the day. I worked night shifts while studying and they are absolute shit tier. I think it contributed to my depression. I feel way better getting up out of bed at 7am and switching my brain on straight away. I feel connected to the people around me.
>>64176747
>tfw I signed on for Big Based League fantasy
but not that excited
Meme20 might be more exciting if more oversees players played instead of domestic washouts
Latham won't make a century.
I think Memecullum should let Bane score 150, then come in and memeswallop instead of Taylor coming in and then declare.
>>64175795
t. Jonah Fa'alafoa
>shit lankan fielding
Out of Bane,Root,Kohli and Smith which of them will make 10,000 runs?
>>64177323
the latter three all will, Kane won't because he doesn't play for a real a country and will have to be content with two Test matches vs Sri Lanka every year
Is Kane better than Bradman? It's too close to call imo.
>>64177363
That's a good point,NZ need to play more 4-5 match series against teams like England,SA and Australia. Bane would need to have an average in the mid 60s to pull that off
>>64177417
He doesn't play with a wicket and a golf ball though.
He can't achieve meme status until then.
>>64177439
they never will because
1) they aren't good enough (they got absolutely flogged against AUS & SA, they didn't tour India during their "undefeated" streak and they even lost to the fucking Windies in 2012 kek KEK)
2) they aren't profitable so host nations are never going to book them for more than 2-3 Tests. As for home Tests, they were supposed to play AUS for 3 Tests by their OWN board scrapped the third Test for ODI's. So even NZC doesn't like New Zealand playing Test cricket against real countries. They should have lined up Zimbabwe for 5 instead.
>>64177439
>>64177363
Kane will definitely make 10,000
He's already over 3600 and is 25. He has at least 10 more years playing in him, especially considering his technique isn't based on physicality or slogging and the fact that there won't be any other players who will psh him out of the team so he'll keep being picked maybe until he's in his 40s.
>>64177523
you're working under the assumption he holds this form for the next 10 years though. He will naturally have a slump. Remember he was pretty ordinary a the start of his career and there are a number of weaknesses in his game that can be easily exploitable. He seemed to be getting very frustrated with Shittle in Adelaide because he couldn't score off him so I think you just work on getting him out the same way you would someone like KP.
Players like Tendulkar & Ponting never held this form for longer than 5 years of their career.
BANE???
>>64177597
You have to go easy on NZ, it's not very often they have a genuine world class player in any sport that's not rugby, so they can get excited.
Bane knocked over
It takes NZ four days to win a test
>>64177523
I remember when you guys were predicting Vettori would overtake Hadlee, because he had 100 wickets by 25 or something.
>>64177712
Vettori was always an average Test spinner tho
Bane is genuinely world class
>>64177748
Well, Vettori played in shitty conditions for a spinner, but my point was more just because someone has the potential to break records doesn't mean they will. I don't think anyone's disputing Kane's got the potential to be a Tendulkar/Ponting/Kallis tier player, but old mate was writing like he's already played 150 tests and got 10 000 runs.
Allright lads, its nearly the end of 2015, how would the current World XI go against the World XI from 10 years ago? So:
Cook (ENGlel)
Warner (AUS)
Williamson (NZ)
Kohli (IND)
Smith (AUS)
ABdV (wk) (SA)
Mathews (SL)
Starc (AUS)
Steyn (SA)
Anderson (ENGlel)
Shah (PAK)
Ashwin for Mathews if playing in Asia
VS
Sehwag (IND)
Hayden (AUS)
Ponting (AUS)
Tendulkar (IND)
Lara (WI)
Kallis (SA)
Gilchrist (wk) (AUS)
Flintoff (ENGlel)
Warne (AUS)
McGrath (AUS)
Murali (SL)
when did /cric/ start following cricket?
2013 here, around the time Australia was touring India
>>64178101
Dude, you're supposed to admit to being a casual. Most of us would have been raised watching it
>>64178062
> Cook making the ODI world XI
or
> Starc making the test world XI
>>64178101
When I was 5 you seething seppo casual
>>64178101
2015 CWC here
>>64178231
Starc is clearly the best fast bowler in all three formats now
he is LITERALLY white Akram
>>64178062
2015 team would win easily. Those guys in the team from 10 years ago are old as fuck now.
>>64178245
I wanted Kiwis to win CWC and Wallabies to win RWC just for the mutual butthurt and shittalking which would have occurred
These lads need to start slogging now.
Bring in Memecullum and then declare
>>64178282
He's in great form, yeah, but he's even better at limited overs than in tests. He's playing well enough right now to be in all teams, but one shitty Summer and he'll be out of the test XI, whereas he's bought his spot in ODIs for years
>leave Poo Peeland and their 115 kp/h """"pacers"""" to me
>>64178315
At least Taylor doesn't seem to be fucking around. But if he takes a session to make 30, then I know what you mean.
Tom Latham might unironically be NZ's best specialist opener in decades
>>64178353
will we EVER see Starc, Cummins, Pattinson & Hazlewood playing together at the same time?
Literally Windies of the 80's-tier
so try to get to 500 before tea and then declare?
>>64178467
>Literal who
>Bowling 160
kek
>>64178497
Probably not. The selectors seem pretty keen on Lyon, plus MMarsh, so they'll probably only ever want three of them
KEK what the fuck was that
>FAILOR
>>64178531
Cummins & Starc are good enough batsmen that they could bat @ 7/8 that way Gary Lyon can stay in the team
HAHA TIME FOR MEMES
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
Statscunt pooicided I think
Memekuckem: 17(6)
>get 100 career sixes
>declare instantly
this man is a fucking meme
>muh aggressive intent
Just WATCH our bowlers fuck this up
Watching shark week programs on discovery channel lads
>>64178927
>>64179025
declaring this early might backfire. McMeme is proving his retardation by doing this. Why not meme up another 100 runs then delare
>>64179127
he wants 20 mins of bowling before lunch
but fuck he could have played out those last 3 balls of the over. he LITERALLY declared because he tied Gilly's 6 record
Now THAT is autism
>Have to resort to being in this thread
Eugh, it stinks in here and the seats are so wet
>>64179127
It's a risky but educated declaration, especially with rain around. Declaring after lunch could be dodgy because with rain a draw would be an easy ride. This is at least giving them a decent juicy carrot.
Also he knows how slow they scored in the first innings, so if they want to chase it they have to really push
>>64179292
You could, like, go outside
>>64179375
Oh hi little girl, wow, you speak awfully funny
Be a dear and let me get wet in peace aight?
>>64179196
He didn't want to surpass him, Mccullum is going to retire now because he's a nice guy and doesn't want to "steal" other peoples records.
>>64179408
There aren't any girls in this country
COVERS ON
>>64179508
Just because they dont want to hang out with you or have sex, it doesn't mean they don't exist, daniel.
>>64179562
>LE YOU ARE LE DANIEL XXDXDXDXD
kys
reminder that virtually every PP ITT has been to GOATstralia at some point in their "life"
reminder that most Australians will NEVER go to PP
>>64179591
Joy on, Daniel
>>64179479
le shakes everybody's hand man has got to start and toughen up
>>64179591
Calm the fuck down daniel
>>64178588
That means Neville at 6, so MMarsh at 5, unless you're dropping him, which you might as well if you're playing 4 seamers.
So only 5 specialists batsmen. I know it's been done before, and I get what you're saying, it'd be badass. But I don't think they'd played the full team like that, not for a regular pick, maybe a seamer's pitch.
NUMBER OF RUNS KANE NEEDS TO AVERAGE 50 (first innings of next match): 114
Sky sports is showing the replay highlights of England vs SL in 2014. That was an embarrassing loss for England at home,especially since SL are basically Windies tier now
>>64176915
Australia has the highest standard domestic competition in the world, by far. That is historically the reason why Australia has and always will be the dominant cricketing country.
Every single Australian state except SA & QLD is stronger than New Zealand.
>>64179921
SL are literally amazing in comparison to the Windies m8
Over rate is fucking terrible from NZ here
>>64180412
they literally aren't
at a neutral venue they're about even. Shit Lanka have better batsman (only Mathews & Chandimal) and Windies have better bowling. And before you point out >3/500, keep in mind PP's bowlers literally did no better than the Windies did.
The only difference is that Shit Lanka have bowlers who work better in their home conditions.
But if you dumped both teams in say South Africa, Windies would win.
>>64160281
>not liking anchovies
You're a literal fucking child, kill urself
>>64180412
That was back when they still had Mahela and Sanga. I'd like to see SL vs WIndies now at a neutral location
COVERS OFF, LADS
"International" Rugby lads
>>64178678
>>64180766
they play rugby in Brazil and Columbia?
Looks like it's up to Australia once again to bump /cric/. What gives NZ, you even bail when your team's winning
If singles NZ won't screw this up
>>64180060
>Tasmania
>Strong
who /comfy/ here?
>>64181577
Cricket is like the only sport Tasmanian's a fairly good at
>>64181577
they literally won back-to-back shields a couple of years back and most of that team is still intact
Tassie are LITERALLY better than Poo Peeland
>>64181577
Forgot pic
Dunk>Guptill
Silk=Latham
Doolan<Williamson
Doran<Taylor
Bailey=McCullum
Faulkner>Santner
Triffitt=Watling
Doherty=Craig
Hilfenhaus=Southee
Fekete=Bracewell
Bird>Boult
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/abbots-wind-farm-investment-ban-lifted/7024164
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/sydney-siege-victims-to-be-remembered-with-floral-tribute/7024122
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/police-pull-over-man-with-gunshot-wounds/7024012
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/warne-issues-sos-call-to-lara-for-sorry-windies/7024080
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/st-kilda-football-club-to-return-to-moorabbin/7024198
That is the latest news folks
> mfw i realise NZ won't win this
Pissmania had produced better sportsman than PP ever has (Ponting)
Pissmania has produced more relevant people than PP ever has (Princess Mary; Bob Brown)
Pissmania has produced more famous celebrities than PP ever has (Simon Baker)
Pissmania>PP
>>64181917
Poo Peeland PTFO
>>64181981
>GOATstralia's LITERAL shit is better than PP
kek
KEK
Is Shane Warne and Jonah Lomu considered the greatest athletes of their represented countries?
>Jonah Lomu
Literally who?
>>64181917
Errol Flynn is most famous Tasmanian
>>64182128
i literally have no idea who Jonah Lomu is
>>64182128
nah mate, Warnie's not even our greatest cricketer
>>64182161
>>64182208
He did the best haka dance of all the dancers
>>64182161
>>64182208
greatest New Zealand rugby player ever
Reminder that it took NZ 120 overs to bowl these guys out when 3 of the top 5 failed, and this match will be a draw
>>64182250
>mfw a BSA tries to tell me about players he has never seen in a sport he doesnt even understand
That would be Cheatie, Lomu is barely in the top5 ABs
>>64182285
kek
KEK
Last digit of my post will be how many wickets NZ take by stumps
Pizza was too spicy lads. Ring's on fire.
>>64182420
Is it one of those shits where you keep wiping and there's still a bit more shit?
>>64182436
One if those poos where the ring was too raw to wipe more than twice regardless
>>64182420
You literal poof Daniel
Where are the kiwis? Did the big scary aussies scare you off?
>>64182491
Neck yourself fuckface.
>>64182536
>waaah my poo hurt
>tfw I think I broke the remote control
>>64182587
Your poo will hurt when I buttrape you faggot.
>Not catching that
kek
KEK
K E K
Where were you when Guptill managed to score 200 and still lose the test for his country?
is /cric/ watching the heem match?
Why exactly did MemeCullum declare?
>>64182304
Is the greatest Australian athlete of all time a surfer or something?
>>64182746
Yep. Putting the Prelims on after an hour of cricket. Who you got?
>>64182774
A horse desu.
>>64182758
Because a decent bowling side should be able to comfortably defend this total
>>64182802
I don't know enough about this sport to predict a winner
>>64182855
>decent
>>64182838
Australia's greatest horses still live longer than NZ's greatest rugby players
>>64182896
uncool
>>64182888
>10 wickets remaining
>>64182964
>i can see that
>>64182802
>>64182875
got the prelims on in the backround
>New Zealand's best batsman Kane Williamson averages less than 36 year old Adam Voges, who averages 77 and only debut less than a year ago
Poo Peeland on literal pooicide watch
>>>/tv/63570761
Which one of you spastic cunts is this
>>64183247
> averages 77 and only debut less than a year ago
You realise this would be a far more impressive stat if he'd been playing for years, right?
>>64183390
That's an ugly fucking dog
How easy of a chase will this be and how stupid will McMeme look on declaring that soon?
He LITERALLY declared after he tied the record for sixes
>>64183514
It's a pretty difficult chase. Drawing may be easy with rain around
You're the lad who thought England could chase 300 in the UAE right?
>>64183612
NZ would be expected to win with this total, yes. But that's why we're going to shittalk so much when you fuck it up
>>64183612
That might have been me. I have been wrong before with chases but I just feel that he declared early when he had time to get another 100 runs
If Australia gave Tasmania to New Zealand would their team get better?
>>64184250
We'd have a lot more thumbs
Finally thank Fk.
>>64184378
is Bitchwide an abo or wog?
>the lefthandera
just woke up from a nap lads
>>64184793
cheeky
>>64185675
Backstory plz
>the amount of Australians posting when their poo team isn't even playing
Literal OBSESSION
>>64185720
I teach short courses and this was one of those meme evaluation forms
I don't know who wrote this
Sadly I don't think it was the one cute grill
>>64185959
Are you one of those people who go to high schools and play basketball with Maori kids to keep them occupied
Is England vs South Africa literally the only good cricket series for the next few months?
This is not a sport.
>>>/asp/
>>64185959
They're probably taking the piss out of you daniel
>>64186072
'yes'
>>64186072
Neither of those teams are good
Has a Sri Lankan ever posted in /cric/?
>>64186492
Yes.
>>64186551
If you're on 4chan, who's watching the shop?
> New Zealand haven't taken a wicket in over 40 minutes
>>64186072
which country is it being played in?
>>64186741
>Playing Cricket in England in December
JUST
reminder New Zealand LITERALLY would have been been better off if they didn't toss a bitchfit when the constitution was being drafted and federated as part of Australia
>>64186770
Oh yeah
Well that it's in SA it's not even worth watching unfortunately. England will get fucking wallopped
>>64186072
Unironically yes
Australia in Pee Pooland might be interesting
>>64186932
How would we be better off exactly
>>64186492
Yes, one even showed up last month to yell at me in broken English
>>64186932
Historically, the idea was never seriously considered from the New Zealand side.
>>64186986
More money, more respect, not having to change your flag to a fucking leaf
Just contracted malaria lads.
I can't stop doing smelly farts lads
post /cric/ approved advertisements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inu4ACaWH8I
>not wrapping up a test in 3 days
fuck you cunts are plebtier.
home ground babbys
Is Shinarive Chandimal the first batsmen to play for two different nations?
If SL can get to stumps without another wicket then NZ will fuck this up
>>64187182
the one with the windies and the fried chicken
>>64187436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ
classic
Wagner can bowl 160km/h lads
>>64187601
He barely hits 140 most if the time though
>>64187601
Is he the fastest pee poolanders of all time?
>>64178062
>No Mark Craig
>No Over Rated Trevor Bowlt
>>64187736
Shane Bond and that other bloke bowl 150 km/h
Nearly Crimbo lads.
>craig on the field
JUST
Will the second test be any better than this?
>>64188407
There's literally no good Cricket until Saffers vs based England on the 26th.
Is MMA the most forced 'sport' of all time lads?
JUST fug muh shid up :D am I right?
And some of you wonder why you're not popular at parties.
