nhl.com for info. game starts in a few minutes.
>>64150449
You made your thread first so I will post here but please make it official in the future.
>tfw op a shit
>>64150538
He beat you by a minute and seven seconds.
>>64150623
Tomato tomato.
>>64150650
My man.
How you doing tonight Swedebro?
so, this gonna be a thread of just wings fans? or do devils fans even exist here.
>>64150650
>tfw no red wing gf
What a sad life
>Tfw the devlels are playing so you know grease will be here eventually
>>64150721
he will, I just linked him :)
>>64150721
CO
#REKT
>>64150702
Not many of us
also
>henrique out
>zajac out
devs gonna struggle
>>64150681
A little drunk and in a pretty good mood. You?
>>64150710
You have a chanse at getting one at least, as I'm guessing you live in michigan.
>>64150740
thanks breh
>>64150745
seems so
>>64150745
>us
>>64150743
How exactly am I rekt?
>>64150751
I can, and will, fap to this picture
Goose stays tight til 4 minutes left into the first
>>64150702
Probably.
>be wings fan
>want to end up in the east so you can have bants on /sp/ with actual hockey fans
>every team in the east that has fans turns into complete dogshit except the frogs and >rags
>one of those two teams is the >rags and the people in the threads are >rags fans making the threads awful by definition
Such is life. Miss the Hawks and Bloos bros desu.
lmao Mickey talking about his gluten free food. Glad he was able to make the trip.
know what i've noticed?
Mrazek in net like he was last night, i feel more confident about the game and feel like it'll be a win
Howard is in net, i feel like something is going to get fucked up and we'll lose even when we should win
i'm not alone. been like this since sometime last year.
when do you think Mrazek will be #1?
>>64150762
cmon, bong.
you a wings fan? you sound like a wings fan.
>>64150798
Wings/Hawks games are the best. Always entertaining, always intense.
I do like Wings/Habs games, though. They're always fun to watch, too.
>>64150751
>A little drunk and in a pretty good mood. You?
Working on getting drunk but kinda in a sad mood, not gonna lie.
If you're feeling generous some qts might just be what the doctor ordered for my mood.
>>64150762
>>64150807
>More than one bong
>in a NHL game thread
Wot?
>>64150806
I agree. Howard makes me tense. I love him but I still feel safer with mraz
>>64150828
was at the game last night.
so many old wings/habs couples. the stands banter was gr8.
>>64150789
Have fun my friend.
>>64150805
Lel
>>64150806
Well, He was #1 last playoff. So he's already taken the first step to becoming the number one. I'd say this playoff or next next regular season.
>>64150862
total cutie
>>64150805
Mickey is the only person I can listen to bant about gluten free food and not get mad at
>>64150807
I don't really have a dog in this fight, or in the NHL at all. I just bet on hockey because it's quite profitable for me and it's a comfy sport to watch
>>64150880
It's because he has an actual allergy and isn't a Pacific Northwest hipster cuntbag.
>>64150828
Last night was a great game and thread. No complaints.
It just isn't much of a rivalry. Both teams have too much history of success and too much of it having nothing to do with the other that there isn't much room for bants.
Ideally we'd bro up against the laffs and broons but there isn't much fun ganging up on rotting corpses.
>>64150841
That sucks. What's up?
I've had an inflammation in the sciatic nerv or something for over a week now, so I've been in a pissy mood today too. But alcohol took care of that, for now.
What's cute is in the eye of the beholder. But I'll give it a try!
>>64150875
Indeedaronie.
>>64150806
And I agreee. But I'm not sure to what extent those feelings are based in prejudices or facts tbqh.
>>64150951
I've had an inflammation on the end of my dick, not even memeing. Trying to fix it with cranberry juice, because that's what the internet told me to do.
shalom, wings bros
Wow, this stadium is dead
>>64150887
>Betting on a sport you know shit about
Sounds like a bad idea, anon. The again, i don't do a whole lot of sport betting.
either Devils lose in overtime
or meme victory
>>64150951
I think she's very cute.
I dunno man, just bummed. The holidays are here and my parents decided to piss off my entire family (who have a right to be mad at my parents incidentally, though I had to back them up) and then move 1500 miles away while I'm still here and single. Basically I'll jist be eating Chinese food and watching war movies on Christmas for the first time in my life and it's got me feeling sad.
I'm invited to go see my parents but I really don't want to. I'm almost as mad at them as the rest of my family that they alienated.
>>64151000
Damn, that must suck hard. I hope it gets better m8. Don't be scared to visit a doctor or something though.
>>64151020
Didn't think about it until I read this, but damn. It's silent
Whatchu doin Helm?
>>64151000
Stop banging cheap hookers, anon. You got the clap now. See a doc
Is the puck possessing team getting charged with too many men on the ice if they charge when the opposing team is substituting, or are they just upkeeping fair play?shall relialre
>>64151000
Must be that time of year, I've got this inflammation on my hip that's been killing me for 3 days now. Not sure what to do about it. I don't have cranberry juice and I'm not about to go buy some while the wings are playing
>>64151071
I will if it isn't cleared up by Monday, but it doesn't hurt to pee and seems to be getting better.
>>64151095
I'm married and my wife is in the middle of her period, so it isn't that.
>>64151095
Not him but has anyone here ever had a good experience with a hooker?
I got one once for a bj and it was terrible even though I spent quite a bit of money. The fact it managed to be bad baffles me as I was high as fuck on E at the time
Is he better than Crosby? I think he might be.
>>64151140
>Married
Normal fag detected
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want to drink
ek_nok
>>64151056
Good!
Damn. Never had any problems like that in my family, guess I should be glad about that. That shit must suck. I hope you do get some stuff too look forward too during or around christmas anyway.
I might be able to keep you company to some extent en /hoc/ during christmas, since we celebrate christmas on christmas eve here.
>>64151140
Alright, cool. Good luck with it!
>That penalty
lel
>>64151204
I'll be here bro, hope to see you.
LET'S GO DE-VOLS
>>64150951
>sciatic nerv
what's that?
>>64151257
Awesome
>>64151267
A big bundle of nervs that goes from your back down through your legs.
>dat intent to blow
>post black girls
>wings score
>>64151299
too much fucking?
>>64151312
Something very common when talking about your mum ;^)
>>64151316
Is that how it works? :O
>>64151350
... yes
>his name is actually Schlemko
>>64150751
How do I get this chance?
>>64151372
>live in michigan
>have at least some social skills
>>64151365
you have an intent to blow when taling about my mum?
somebody please answer this>>64151127
Who /terrible jokes/ here?
>>64151365
Honestly I prefer blacker..just one man's opinion though.
>>64151401
You be surprised at lack of cute red wing fans available at the moment. Mostly whale.
>>64151127
Too many men means too many men. That's it. Who has possesion of the puck doesn't matter.
>>64151442
To each and his own.
Not too easy to find black girls in Red Wings merch though.
>>64151162
>not a single +100pts season
>not a single +50 goal season
"No"
>>64151487
aha
so that's why the Red Wings got charged?
but how can it be whistled? I mean a team may not want to change a player at the time the opposing does.
>you will never spend an afternoon in the park feeding birds with Mickey as he tells you his old hockey stories
>you will never get a round of drinks with Darren McCarty
>you will never make sweet, sweet love to Henrik Zetterberg
What, then, is the point of existing?
>>64151481
That's sad. But I'm sure there are some at least.
I've never met a female red wings fan in my whole life.
>>64151523
I missed the situation tbqh. Maybe someone else can fill you in.
>best defenseman on the team is from Michigan
>best forward on the team is from Michigan
What a glorious state we inhabit, bros
>>64151526
>you will never spend an afternoon in the park feeding birds with Mickey as he tells you his old hockey stories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR_oJUNwX28
>>64151532
A few Red Wings players used to be my clients back in the day and I knew a couple of their wives from a previous job.
Shame I was too young to look at the opportunity the right way. Annelie Homstrom is a weird bird but I bet she knows plenty of qt Red Wings grills.
>>64151634
>I knew a couple of their wives from a previous job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhQU6MIl3B8
>>64151634
Sounds interesting..
>Annelie Holmstrom is a weird bird
Please, do tell!
But don't worry. There will be other chances, I'm sure.
>>64151571
>>best forward on the team is from Michigan
Best two lately.
>>64151685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNBPpcWIbsQ
>>64151769
how the fuck did this get uploade so fast?
and the announcer doesn't even know the rule himself. Disgusting.
will nobody explain?
this wasn't the reason I asked in the first place by the way.
How can Wings win when Pulky is out for two months?
>>64151685
Degenerate pls.
>>64151726
I usee to sell sports and vitamin supplements when I was in school, when I graduated I became an employee of a financial company who was sponsor of the wings so we did a lot of the players deals.
I worked with Annelie during my college gig and she was one of my best customers. She loves to talk, is friendly as fuck, and will regulary spend and hr and a half talking with you and spending 1000+ dollars. But she believes in weird shit like crystals and aromatherapy and what not.
I got paid commission so I knew enoigh to smile and nod politely but the few times Homer came in he would bail the second she started in on the subject. It was pretty funny.
They're great people though. Worked with Nick's wife too (on a recommendation from Annelie I suppose) and she's lovely as well.
>>64151847
Ask that question when he hits the net more than he hits the boards.
>>64150806
Thats because Howard has terrible rebound control, and is prone to giving up rebounds that always seem to fall right on an opposing player's stick.
>>64151911
>>64151532
Most of the ones I've encountered have been hambeasts or girls who say they're fans but never watch any games.
>>64151847
We'll have to survive on pucks being shot on net I suppose.
>>64151964
Yep, this exactly.
SCHNEIDERMAN
![463[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sNnNr1q.jpg "463[1].jpg")
>>64151911
>>64151986
You're right, maybe they'll be alright
>ericsson drawing a penalty
Is this the first time it has happened all year?
He's usually too far behind the play to bother with a penalty.
Tatar is a beast.
>>64152075
please explain this finbro
>>64151127
>>64151850
That sounds like a pretty sweet experience. Especially when you got to meet the players themselves. Pretty funny about the Holmström family, more so Tomas reaction than Annelie's behaviour tbqh.
Would have loved to see an interview with Annelie, when she's talking about the crystals and whatnot.
>tfw the closest I've come to an NHL player is doing conscription with Peter Forsbergs wife's brother
>>64151964
Almost not better than no one at all
GOOSE IS FUCKING LOOSE!!!!
SCARRRR
CAN THE WINGS EVER BE STOPPED
GOOS E
IS
LOOSE
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
I REPEAT
WE HAVE CONFIRMED REPORTS OF GOOSE LOOSENESS IN NEW JERSEY
FAMILIES ARE ADVISED TO LOCK THEIR DOORS AND CLOSE THEIR WINDOWS
Scaaarr?
HAS THE GOOSE BEEN LET LOOSE!!!???
>tfw missed the goose loosening
shit, I missed it.
Nice try Patrick, don't give up.
>>64152172
thats a shop, i can tell by the pixels and ive seen some shops in my time
>Detroit power play goal
>>64152201
>>64152202
That's okay, New Jersey missed it, too.
so off topic
the pacific divison is looking like the retarded brother of the league
jesus christ they're awful
>>64152259
They're too much of pussies to play Hockey
>>64152259
Yeah, they're worse than the Metro was last year.
>>64152094
It was sweet, I don't have a bad word to say about any of the players of wives I worked with. They're all totally normal people and act like it at least by local standards. Northern European and northern midwesterns autism seem to be in sync as far as I can tell.
The only Wings player or wife I ever met who seemed to be anything out of what I would consider completely normal was Datsyuk and it was probably because of language. He's really quite bad at English and is noticeably uncomfortable speaking in it. I know right, who'd have thought given the interviews?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE TOOMANYMEN RULE IN THE CASE OF SUBSTITUTIONS???
>>64152383
No we can't. Ask the internet.
>>64152383
Sure, here you go
http://www.nhl.com/nhl/en/v3/ext/rules/2015-2016-Interactive-rulebook.pdf
>>64152397
get out of here. seriously. stop posting
>>64152383
Only 5 men can be on the ice at any given time (excluding goalie). Usually it is okay if one or two people are trying to get off and the puck is not near the bench. Whoever is coming on the ice cannot touch the puck until the person that is coming off is fully off the ice. Its the refs' discretion how long is too long for people lingering on the ice/jumping onto the ice before others are off.
Now pay debts
>>64152342
That sounds pretty good. Perhaps it has something to do with hockey not being the biggest sport. So players wifes don't gett famous, or something along those lines.
Not too surprised about the autim thing really, and I like it that way.
That's understandable. After all, Russia is further away culturally. So I'd imagine she/they would have a harder time fitting in.
>that save
wew lad
>that score
WEW LAD
>>64152458
>Its the refs' discretion
ahhhhhh that's the substance.
thanks
SCARRRRRRRR
TATAR
SAUCE BOSS!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUCE WITH THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
SCCAAAAARRRR
TATAR
>this pp
based
a
s
e
d
SCAAAAARRRRRR!!!
YOU WANNA GET TARTAR SAUCE ON THAT ONE!!!
Howard has been really good tonight.
also
>two power play goals
>>64152500
They are usually not very strict considering the wording of the rule. Tonight it was fully justified.
ahhh gee
lmao, the bong is going to lose his money.
>>64152552
>Tonight it was fully justified
I didn't see Tootoo touch the puck, but I could be wrong. The reason I asked was just observation, it jsut popped in my head.
>>64152558
how unpredictable will this season be do you think for the Devils? You 're the Devils fan from Britain right?
>>64152542
This guu had one shot, one opportunity, to make a perfect memeworthy performance. And he fucking nailed it.
>you will never be that guy
>>64152558
>taking the devlels +1 against the wings
Honestly you deserve it for being a retard.
>tfw why Patrick?
JIMMY HOWARD DOIN THANGS
Lol, this pp. Seems like the puck was on the Devils side the whole time
Jesus christ.
howard has been based as fuck tonight, making me eat my words.
Wings are playing on all cylinders. Looking like a real threat of a team man. defense is lacking a bit, goalies saving their ass as well as last night.
>>64152665
You cannot flim flam the Jim jam
>>64152232
>>64152531
are Red Wings best at power plays in general?
>>64152701
Not this year, no
Last year they were fantastic, though
>>64152701
Nah, Boston leads that stat
Detroit is in the middle of the pack somewhere.
>>64152701
lol no
tonight is an anomaly
>>64152614
It doesn't matter if the sixth guy touches the puck you dumb shitskin. It matters if there are six guys on the ice and none of them are getting on/off. Tootoo wasn't near the the bench, he was in between benches. By the time he got back onto the ice to get back to the bench, someone else had already come onto the ice for him and was far from the bench. There's a fucking youtube video up already in this very thread that shows this, and Mickey explained it during the game. I swear to fuck you are dumber than the NBC announcers.
>>64152743
You seem mad. Red Wings threads are supposed to be comfy, anon
>>64152681
>>64152684
>>64152665
>third period coming
I hope you three will be willing to take responsibility for the inevitable jinx.
will the wings win the stanley cup this year lads
>>64152818
No, but we can hope for a second round exit.
>>64152681
Howard knows where to be when to be. But he can't move fast.
Mrazek is the opposite, he moves fast and is great when things are in front of net
Howard is good against point shots. See: his start against capitals
>>64152743
they didn't explain half of what you just said. Look at the video again.
also
It's only game
>>64152818
Probably not. But they're a contender. They're doing a lot better now than at the start of the season too
>>64152818
If we do, it'll be a meme win. We can't beat the habs with price or healthy Dallas
>>64152818
our defence lacks a bit too much.
maybe that will change. we have a team that can go deep if things go right.
>>64152874
Smith improved. Ericsson is the same as before
>>64152907
They're both srill shit desu, Kronwall has been too.
Dekeyser and Green are the only above average blue liners we have right now. Quincey needs to come back soon.
Marchenko has done decent as well I suppose.
It was bound to happen at some point, I guess
Welp...here we go..
>howard in the third period
damn wings are gonna lose ;_;
was a snipe, and a weak goal for howie to let in.
oh well.
Need black girls so the wings score
>>64153237
niceeeeee
>>64153237
How do black girls get such good thighs?
Do the Devils have a chant like LGRW?
Wings need to score again if only so the bong will lose his bet.
>>64153355
>chanting while you're nodding on H
Not likely
>>64153355
You can hear them chanting LGRW in that house if you listen closely enough
COME ON DEVILS, ONE MORE
Dylan pls. You had that.
SCHNEIDERMEISTER
So we agree that this year:
Dekeyser > Green > Marchenko > Kronwall > Smith >>>>>>>>>>> Ericsson
good control by us.
not giving them shit
op, someone was drunk in the stands, hehehehe
>>64153454
Accurate.
I have no objections.
>tfw no quincey
THAT WAS OFFSIDES YOU BLIND FUCK!!!
REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K
>>64153502
You never realize how good he is until he's gone
>>64153469
it's true
there was some feels in the beginning of the season, Red Wings fans in /hoc/ gave the impression that the team was finished, Datsyuk over, all the previous big team over. And they tried to base their hopes on new players, did I understand correct?
>>64153529
I used to shit on him so bad too. I was wrong anon, I was so wrong.
sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>64153554
Because the only Wings fans that post in /hoc/ usually are the biggest whiners around. Same kinda shit you hear from retards on Facebook comments.
>>64153567
It's just because our entire defense is shit
But man, he does things
Fucking gay
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Anyone else feel like Goose might still be loose?
>>64153554
You're kind of right but you have to understand that the term "new players" doesn't mean the same thing for the Wings as it does for lesser teams. Most Red Wings rookies make the roster at like age 24-25, Larkin is the exception.
Gay.
Nice refpuck goal devlels.
>>64153619
>>64153613
hold on boyce
NO GOAL
LMAO GET FUCKED
>devlels can't score without cheating
>>64153626
I'm ready for it
>interference
wongs gunna challenge?
was that high sticking though
Challenge won't work. It wasn't a goal because of a high stick, not because of interference, but you can't review a high stick for some reason.
>nhl "rules"
>Wings in charge of choking again
Just bet a draw in regulation every time this shit team 1 point babby team plays.
FUCK
EVERYTHING
what did I say? what did I say???
WHAT
DID
I
SAY>>64151049
btw your speakers are crazy homers
Correct call according to the rules but it was still a high stick.
Why can't we review high stick goals again?
Puck went past before the interference happened. Agree with the call
>>64153709
your post implies they aren't gonna choke
>you in charge of greentexting
also
>hasbs
>offside
>high stick
>interference
>still get the goal
back in the game, baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_ZgMqDv30
>>64153709
I feel like you haven't watched much hockey, goyim
>>64153733
same reason we can't review facemasks in the NFL
games would take too long, apparently
>>64153773
What kind of shit team gives up 3rd period leads 10 times in a season?
>>64153794
I guess if we consider a team scoring 1 goal in the 3rd period losing a 3rd period "lead" i mean i guess.
>>64153634
>Most Red Wings rookies make the roster at like age 24-25, Larkin is the exception.
noice
>lesser teams
I 'll let that slide
>>64153837
You're such a fag.
:^)
>>64153794
a team 4 points behind the hasbs
>>64153794
Feels like the Wings have given up a 3rd period lead in the last ten games straight.
As they have at least a point in every one of them I can live with it.
>datsyukian deke
nothing he does is 'datsyukian' anymore
>datsyuk touches the puck
>"datsyukian deke"
That phrase should be reserved for crazy breakaways/shootouts, not moves that don't even result in a scoring opportunity.
Say aye if you want Howard pulled for the shootout.
13 straight.. At least something.
>>64153953
that particular call was pure marketing from the commentator.
>>64154019
will never happen.
I actually like 3v3 and shootouts. So I'll reserve complaining in case Howard chokes.
>>64154043
But we all know it should. Everyone does, including Howard.
time do decide a winner in an arbitrary manner
>>64154034
i know. he loves to say it. not many chances left.
HERE WE GO
E
R
E
W
E
G
O
Well done Smith getting the puck back.
>>64154079
as arbitrarily as reg time :)
>>64154143
> :)
>>64154113
He did his job for once. Crazy isn't it?
phewwwwwwwwwwww
>>64154090
why?? it's not like he's a defenseman and needs his bones and speed. I don't know, his reflexes could still be crisp even if his stamina drops.
holy fuggggggggggggggg
>>64154188
Have to be glad for the little things.
>devils stalling for shootout cause Howards in net
Smart guys
TRADE HOWARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so NJ has 3v3 defense pretty much down
THE KYLE
THE PALMIERI
THE AGONY
THE ECSTASY
le always gets a point team :)
>>64154262
it's funny because that's exactly what would have happened in a s/o
scar
>howard
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS HOWARD DOING
FUCKING RETARD AUTIST FUCK
>>64154281
true
>Smith giveaway
>wut was that
based KP
gg
Howard shit not be splitting time right now. There's no reason.
Whatever, 3 points in 2 days is acceptable. But it whoukd have been 4.
Howard should be thanked for the point they did get tbqh
>we can beat the habs
>lose to a shit team
well OKAY then
>>64154315
Howard played well past two games to get us to OT. Could have been 5-1 end of first devils
>>64154346
I have been asking but getting no reply, the Devils lost to the BJ TWICE and to Avalanche too.
>>64154350
He did fine, bur Petr would have won it. It's time he was given the full time job.
He has far more talent.
>>64154401
well, wings do good against good team. then lose to shit teams all the time
>tfw Howard is the Stafford of goalies
>tfw we'll probably have him until he retires
>>64154459
same as the Devils.
I sense treachery
gg Red Wings
Interesting game, they devils did a fantastic job without zajac or henrique, now to beat the islanders :p
>>64154598
>now to beat the islanders :p
kek hopefully
somebody answer this please
>>64154201
