>Friday
Mainz - Stuttgart 0-0 (at HT)
>Saturday
>15:30
Bayern - Ingolstadt
Wolfsburg - Hamburg
Bremen - Köln
Darmstadt - Berlin
Hoffenheim - Hannover
>18:30
Leverkusen - M'gladbach
Will Ingolstadt do the impossible and unironically win the Bavarian derby?
shit op
>not listing Sunday matches
DELETE THIS THREAD
Decent OP
>it was a dry campus and no alcohol was allowed on the premises.
>>64146935
You spelled Disgrace wrong.
>not listing regionalliga nordost matches
DELET THIS
first for inevitable stuttgart choke
>not listing regionalliga nordost matches
good job op, thank you
>>64146992
wow, that's very rude
>>64146886
well at BYU you can't drink coffee or have sex before marriage or they kick out of school. So my campus wasn't all bad.
augsburg is gonna win
>>64147010
can you drink coffee after being married though?
>tfw there were summer and winter parties right in your Institute's building and all the students, postgrads and professors chilled and drank alcohol
Americans will never know that feel.
posting anime for Muto
>>64147026
No. That goes for the teaching staff too.
>>64147029
had a massive argument on a summer party of my institute with the faculty director, which ended me basically calling him an idiot
where is the japanese mainz fan btw?
>>64147029
>>64147057
Fuck off back to reddit you dumb normalfags.
>>64147069
in japan most likely
>>64147069
Someone like that doesn't exist. He wouldn't be a real fan.
Handball really is the most boring "sport" in the world.
>>64147029
>tfw high school dinner 2 years after graduation with people from the same year and the teachers
>>64147086
you're not a real fan
>>64147037
Poplar was the most disgusting bait & switch ever.
>>64147099
He's a big fan
>>64147073
/sp/ is for normalfags, brudi
>>64147118
is that social commentary on nvidia GPUs?
>>64147133
No, go back to reddit.
>>64147161
No, you go back. I'm 90% of all bundes posts.
What are you eating?
>>64147133
But ~bundesuu~ is only for kawaii anime girls
>>64147176
>/sp/ is for normalfags
>No, you go back. I'm 90% of all bundes posts.
lelmao
>>64147180
ur dads asspussy
>>64147180
honey salmon
also watching the cranes are flying
kamikaze muto
>friday evening matches
why do I even bother?
>>64147206
Wow
>>64147217
haven't watch one in a year or so lol
>>64147234
lol
>>64147234
atomrofl
>>64147234
im watching csgo at the same time http://www.twitch dot tv/esl_csgo
night
>>64147262
Underage fuck off.
>>64147279
esports is way more exciting than athletic sports ;)
>>64147275
>>64147262
samefag underage lol xd
>>64147298
http://images.fnatic.com/imagedb/full/10587.jpg
>people watching guys like this play video games
>exciting
>friday night /bundes/
>German /sp/
Please go back to your facebook profiles, Sören, Torben and Maximilian.
>Werner
>>64147348
My name Mahmoud
>>64147335
>people watching guys who look like b-movie villains kick a ball around
>exciting
TYTON
>>64147373
world class save 2bh
>>64147366
id rather watch b-movie villains than fat no-necks desu senpai
>>64147366
You had me at "watching guys" :^)
>pog is the only one actually watching the match
bless her
Karius looks like a cheap comic book villian or a villian from austin powers.
>Muto bowing after getting subbed off
CUTE
>>64147395
the 1st half was quite nice, the 2nd was shit tbd (to be desu)
>i cant even win a bet when i bet against stuttgart
Really looking forward to all that football tomorrow. I think I will drink a lot of glögg too.
I think we have a memestealer in our midst
>stuttgart didn't concede
is this real life?
>przemyslaw "titi" tyton
LMAO
> I will drink a lot
we know
>check bank account
>€40 left to buy Christmas presents and food for 20 days
feels bad
Good night :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPVa6CwInD8
where is cheeen?
>>64148213
>>64148299
suck my cock dude
http://www.espnfc.com/club/bayern-munich/132/blog/post/2746512/thomas-muller-is-a-local-boy-adored-by-bayern-munich-fans
>>64148434
suck my glögg denmark
>>64147644
a mief?
>>64148434
>its an ESPN-states-the-obvious article
Hello I am here now
>>64148693
Hello
>>64148693
Suck my dick, mate
>>64148875
what do you actually do all day
>>64149523
sorry but I don't have my microscope at hand so I'd be unable to find it
>Kroos: Einen Profifußballverein mit einer Familie gleichzusetzen halte ich für problematisch. Schon allein deshalb, weil sich weder bei Bayern noch bei Real alle Mitarbeiter im Verein kennen. Die Vereine nutzen diesen Vergleich, um eine Verbundenheit zu demonstrieren, die es aber so nicht gibt. Vor allem nicht in Krisenzeiten.
>>64151549
he's right desu
>>64151549
>a company is big
Toni "breaking news" Kroos
I can understand him talking shit about Bayern but why is he talking shit about Real? is he not getting enough play time?
>>64151641
>telling the truth about the football business is "talking shit"
oh wow....
>>64151641
he can afford to be honest
>>64151678
it is the truth but it's also talking shit
example:
everyone knows you're a fag but your parents don't really want to hear about it
>>64151717
you seem butthurt and disillusioned. maybe you have lost the ability to appreciate?
>>64151755
why are you so mad
another example:
hoeneß is a criminal
do you think Rummenigger wants to hear Thiago giving an interview where he says Hoeneß is a criminal?
>>64151774
I don't see how saying 'Real isn't a big family' is insulting to the club
>>64151774
Why do you assume I am mad because you think Kroos is talking shit by telling the truth?
He gave an interview to a nonsports newspaper. I don't think that in any way constitutes "talking shit", he's just being honest.
Real is no "big family" and never will be. They're just too big for that. Maybe you have that kind of intimacy at your Kreisligabolzplatz, but certainly not in a company where millionaires are paid to produce entertainment on a regular basis.
>>64151890
>Why do you assume I am mad
>3 books full of text follow
wew lad
>>64151908
>3 lines of text
>books
Dorftrottel pls
>>64151978
>Dorftrottel
wew lad
>>64151991
>calling a girl "lad"
CRINGE
RINGEC
INGECR
NGECRI
GECRIN
ECRING
>a girl
>>64152138
herman please, aren't you a bit old to become a woman
>>64152175
if juliane could I can too
>>64152314
woaahhhhh WOOOAHHHHH OOOAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
night bundes
>>64158546
sleep tight
>>64150152
I'm a big guy 4u senpai
does the post office consider saturday a "werktag"?
>>64160540
very underrated post
>>64160641
yes
>>64146901
is
>Wolfsburg - Hamburg
or
>Leverkusen - M'gladbach
gonna be more entertaining?
>>64161278
thanks
>Ein ganzes Arsenal von Waffen und Böllern hat die Bundespolizei bei zwei Fußballfans in Dortmund entdeckt.
>Die beiden 35-Jährigen aus Arnsberg waren vor dem Europa-League-Spiel zwischen Dortmund und Saloniki kontrolliert worden.
>Dabei fanden die Beamten ein Sichelmesser, einen Laserpointer, zwei kleine Messer, Pfefferspray, Quarzhandschuhe, einen Mundschutz, neun Polenböller, drei Silvesterraketen, Handfackeln und ein Banner mit der Aufschrift ACAB.
Go hard or go home...
>>64161298
leverkusen vs gladbach
BUNDES
DIE BUNDES
DIE BUNDESLIGA
BUNDES BUNDES BUNDES
BUNDESLIGA
>>64146962
this desu
B-F-C
Where is my fucking Bundesliga thread
why do all germans look the same
>>64162089
Clever editing
>>64162065
Which one of these degenrates are you?
>€4.95 electricity bill rebate
>>64162121
>being mad
>>64162129
you look content and happy
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
>>64162139
gonna buy a nice bottle of wine with that money
>>64162165
i would've bought a döner if i were you
>>64162200
if you were me, you wouldn't be a fatty though
>>64162218
that might be true :- (
>>64162132
The only badge these Nazis would have received in the 3rd reich.
>>64162165
why not glogg?
>>64162277
cause that's disgusting
>>64162277
it's called "glühwein" you cultural whore
What does Pep have in petto for the match against Ingolstadt? Will the injuries fuck him over? I don't think so!
where is everyone?
>>64162434
see >>63996957
>>64162437
oh right. I see.
>Weihnachtsfeier tonight
I don't want to go.
>weihnachtsfeier during the weekend
what
>>64162471
>>64162471
>>64162471
It's an internal one from the "office"
>spending you free time with people from work
>not being NEET mustard race
>>64162522
>>64162522
I met a good friend at work, we come along very well. You don't find these relationships very often.
But I agree: Weihnachtsfeiern should be forbidden and the people organizing them should be arrested.
>we come along very well
I wont watch sports today
I'll watch esports instead haha
>>64162581
do what makes you happy
If you want to bait bundes, you have to pretend that you're a customer
>>64162545
>friend
>from work
How many unemployed people will Stefan Raab leave behind when he quits at the end of the year?
>>64162613
Not that many.
>>64162613
a lot
it's actually a tragedy for Pro7
what do they actually have except for Raab shows that people watch?
that Monday (or Tuesday?) comedy slot and their Sunday evening movie
that's it
>>64162613
I hope that the person in charge of writing his jokes stays unemployed.
>>64147959
Disappointing.
I expected a german version of hold me thrill me kiss me kill me.
>>64162662
>>64162704
>>64162711
Do you reckon he cares for the future of the employees he leaves behind?
>>64162730
maybe
>>64162704
They probably try to start similar shows with Joko und Class
>>64162740
and fail
nobody does SPORTS shows as good as Raab
>>64162740
Why do people like these faggots again ? They are forced as shit.
>>64162772
bei anruf udo is pretty fun from time to time.
>>64162783
I don't really watch TV anymore but I saw their show like once and it sucked so much ass. First 7-10 channels are crap anyway but I don't get the hype. It's sad that many people are actually thinking that this is a quality program.
>>64162791
i feel ya. you can watch the bei anruf udo episodes on youtube if you're curious.
>>64162798
I watched the first 3-4 minutes and I don't get it. Maybe I should try again after I got my M.sc. Abitur just isn't enough to understand Pro7 anymore.
Feel bad for Reiner though. Should have stayed Sky/DoPa expert.
>>64161666
>Polenböller
DAS RACIS
>>64162740
>Joko und Class
Get those cvcks outta here.
>>64162704
They still show big bang theory, himym and such.
>>64162772
>>64162853
I don't even watch TV, you mongos. I'm just saying they're the next best Raab replacements at Pro7, like it or not.
Feel free to come up with decent alternatives (protip: you can't).
>ProSieben aired Les Zinzins de L'espace during 10 years
BASED
>>64162897
Shutting down TV all together.
/sp/ only needs streams to shitpost anyway
re
>>64162606
I don't understand your doubt. Why shouldn't one find a soulmate at work?
>>64162907
streams come from tv
>>64162937
Remove TV except for Sky then. Sky Go might work,too.
>>64162936
are you spiritually intimate with him? Most people from work are nice to each other for the sake of it and eating lunch together/going out together while talking only about mundane things is not really having a friend
>>64162979
I know. We don't do any of that. We met outside of work three times already.
>are you spiritually intimate with him?
No
>>64163038
did u fuck?
>>64162729
You like german versions of english rock songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIYRFvQMh7A
>>64163038
>>64163070
well?????
>>64163150
If only I had lived back then. I would have been the total player.
>>64163202
boring
FC Bayern line-up for #FCBFCI :
Neuer - Martinez, Lewandowski, Rafinha, Boateng, Lahm (c), Vidal, Müller, Badstuber, Coman, Kimmich
>>64163305
the only thing you'd have played then just as well as now is mütze-glatze u fgt
>>64163325
Why is Lahm's name copyright protected?
>>64163347
he opened a gay bar under his name
>>64163347
the (c) stands for captain in this case
>>64163347
>>64163342
why is /bundes/ so cruel sometimes ?
>>64163369
>>64163370
awww I'm sorry anon. of course you'd been a player back then. a player of "5 gegen Willi" lmao
>>64163404
Now you are just adding insult to injury
at least I can still support Bayern. That will cheer me up.
Björn, stop roasting Torben
where is everyone?
>>64163443
but my name is Sören
hello im kevin
>>64163468
waiting for kusen - gladbach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
Predictions for the Bayern-Ingolstadt match??
>>64163604
The team that scores more goals will win
>>64163611
this
i disagree
>mfw posting in a Cheeen~ thread
I'll watch the wolves vs hamburgers
>talking about yourself in 3rd person
hello neinhold
neini?
>tfw Cheeen~ posts something cute
hello I am jahold
>stealing pictures
>Wir werden die nächsten drei Spiele Vollgas und am obersten Limit spielen.
Why do cute girls in anime get younger and younger? The next oreimo will be with a 3 year old.
>>64163835
because insecure neckbears are all pedos
>>64163835
women are aging at an rapidly increasingly rate and cartoons have shifted to reflect this
>>64163857
this
compare a 25 year old woman to a 21 year old for example
it's a horror story every time
>>64163874
Why are Bayern fans and players such nazis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om-6zsFtxF8
>>64163897
yeah
>>64163897
You say it like it's a bad thing.
>>64163890
Was this made by tumbrlina.feminist.com?
>>64163890
if they started that at 13 though when everyone's obsessed with milfs
HSV is here to kick some asses.
Schürle are you even trying?
ihr seid alles kack normies
>>64163922
i have never been obsessed with milfs 2bh
the first girl i obsessed over was alizee
that wolfsburg-song is so terrible
Even the commentators enjoy saying tor in Sinsheim
Endlich wieder in der Allianz Arena! #miasanmia #bffsaturday #alaba #boateng #cuties
>>64164120
das event-fan-fühl
>sinan kurt
>>64164120
your friend on the right looks horrible
>>64164120
>>64164120
is that emily?
>>64164120
you can tell the girl on the left got drunk pounded all night long
just look at those eyes
>>64164081
the dream i had last night was me being at the stadium (I'm not so sure but I think it was at the Parc Des Princes) for a regular ligue 1 game. the other team had a red kit, or it was just a psg kit from some years ago. Before the game starts and everything, the stadium music was honour of silence by death in june. weird
>>64164167
pls don't meme around with the 'x'
>>64164153
rude >:(
>>64164169
yeah but she's ugly so i don't feel sad about it
>>64164167
dino heeerrrmannnnn tritt dem kack wolf noch jeder Zeit in den Arsch!
>neuer
TOR IN WERDER
hello?
>get phone call
>miss bremen goal
british webmbro, i need you now!
>>64164186
So true. The Dino is ready gentleman!
>colon
>>64164261
thanks!
JANNIK!
>>64164257
>>64164257
>>64164257
>watch football
>get phone call
the absolute worst
Wolfsburg bought the ref.
>>64164292
The ref is Wolfi in disguise. That's why he did the exercises beforehand.
>coman
>>64164261
My greatest ally.
>>64164289
getting one while fapping is even worse 2bh
Is Ralph Hasenhüttl an earth rocker?
>getting phone calls
>>64164325
Happened 20 minutes ago
>fap before /bundes/
>knock on the door
>>64164325
no
>>64164331
this
>>64164344
>opening the door when you do not expect anyone
>>64164325
getting one while eating an hot pizza is even worse 2bh
>answering the phone
