>1908
lel so many butthurt Cruds fans crawling out of their meth labs today
>cusb
>1988
I fucking hate my mom for not buying any swag from the 88 championship she never realized she could get married and raise a son to adulthood before the dodgers would win a ring again
>>64145480
>cusb
>tfw broors
#bestfansinbaseball filled with the tears of asspained methheads
>yfw the Chicago Ottomans win the eries
>yfw the rookies don't regress
>yfw Maddon makes more meme decision like playing Schwarber at 3rd
>yfw Hendricks Lamar
Heyward, Lackey & Zobrist
>who is next for the cubes?
>>64145989
Castro deported
Meh. It sucks but I'd rather the cubes "take" some of our players since they're a cursed team and won't do shit with them than, say, the Shitsinasty Deds
>>64146050
>yfw Heyward takes less $$$$$ from chicago to leave methlouis
>>64146079
>mfw myself, my father, my grandfather, and my great-grandfather have all seen cardinals multiple cardinals championships in our lifetimes
>Arizona became a state, got an expansion team, and won a world series
>Literally living in Misery, err excuse me Missouri
That's called self-cuCking, son.
Do you think there's anyone alive that remembers the Cubs winning?
Here is a list of the oldest living people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_living_people
112 year old would be 5 at the time so might remember.
>>64146205
I live in downstate Illinois, friend
St. Louis is an hour away, Democratic Republic of Shitcongo is like five hours north. I just wish Chicago would become its own city-state already so the rest of the state wouldn't have to put up with their bullshit
>>64146271
>downstaters actually believe this
Without our money and our economy you would be a mirror image of missouri you pathetic faggot.
>>64146375
Yeah, the corruption of Shitcongo governors this entire millennium and robbing of down staters sure hasn't fucked us up :)
Without Chicago we would be Indiana: boring, lower-income but not impoverished due to low cost of living, and one of the least corrupt states.
>Knock Shitbirds out of the postseason
>Take Shitbirds best postseason pitcher
>Take Shitbirds best position player
pick 3
It's our year guys!
Not a Cubs fan or a Cardinals hater for that matter, but this shit is hilarious:
https://twitter.com/BestFansStLouis
>1890
>>64146268
1 male on that list.
>>64146414
>>64146375
>>64146271
>Tfw collar County
>tfw grew up in a suburb of Chicago 30 miles and 45 minutes from the city
>Tfw no sympathy for fags that LIVE IN ILLINOIS but support out of state teams
I don't give a fuck if you live within passing distance of the border, you're still from Illinois. Supporting an out of state team is tantamount to treason
>>64146654
>still no eries win
>Cusb
>>64146883
*2 eries wins
>>64146861
>not living in cook county
> supporting out of state teams
Kill yourself spineless faggot
>>64145467
What is ubs?
>>64146831
female privilege
>>64146986
>be from cook country
>ooga booga I can't read
>>64147041
>his parents don't own a mansion in Burr Ridge
>not having a flat in Oak Lawn right off 95th street
Wew lad
>>64147076
>be from cook County
>pay out the asshole on taxes for muh programs
>live in collar counties
>no crime
>less taxes
>less niggers
>tell people when I'm out of state that I'm actually from Chicago
Yup you're right I should move. Nah nvm I'm living the good life here fuck it