What the fuck is that
>>64144306
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64144306
reminds me of the Scandinavian Airlines shitty food
>>64144306
Sardine you fucking pleb
>Do you want some??
No.
>>64144306
Yeah in my country we have a saying : You can take a peasant from his village but u cant take the village from the peasant. What millioner eats this kind of shit food is beyond me.
>eating tinned sardines
>not even going for tinned sardines in tomato sauce
I thought this guy was a millionaire
>>64144365
If your that rich u eat freshly caught fish cooked by a great chef not that shit.
he's Portuguese OP, thats why hes eating sardines..
>>64144306
>not having your own vintage sardines stash
>not eating them plain on bread as god intended
>>64144378
I always thought sardines are what poor people ate. It costs pennies for a tin
>>64144404
Yeah thats what i eat. Its for the protein mostly gota get dem gains xD
>>64144306
what the fuck is wrong with this guy
>>64144387
>overcooked meat
>overcooked eggs
he should fire his chef
Based Ronaldo, eating godtier tasting food.Fermented/preserved fish, the portuguese and the scandis know whats up.
Halal food bros
>athlete
>eating bread
???
>>64144364
You just stole our saying you stupid mong.
You can take a girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl
sardine and bread?
>>64144504
>Our
End yourself lad
>>64144490
bread is good for you, what are you talking about.
Sardines are healthy shit, little fishes are healthier because bioaccumulation and shit.
>bread
>not crackers
>>64144306
SARDINES IN A TIN. Ugh...
are those raw?
>All these plebs not enjoying the wonders of a tinned sardine
Fucking savages
>>64144561
100% kek
>>64144561
Neymar is eating your mom's barracuda
>>64144579
>the ghettos of Britainistan
>>64144579
they're cheap and good nutrition but they taste like shit
>>64144306
Yikes. Is this really what they eat over on the "continent" of Europe?
>>64144520
>Mexican diet
>bread is good for you
Mexilard
>>64144658
then why do pro athletes eat it
>>64144669
Don't pay attention to these posts. In America the bread they sell is practically candy.
>>64144658
we dont put sugar in our bread as you do
It's a thing in Portugal (or atleast in Lisbon) to have sardines from a tin, they decorate the tins or something and you can take them home if you order it at a restaurant.
>>64144540
That's right, Jay.
>>64144504
I believe the original saying was about niggers and the hood, i.e. pro NFL players.
>>64144504
Mr. American, burgers got out of your shoes.
>>64144687
>>64144678
>you can only buy mass produced white bread in the us
HAHAHA WHAT A LOSER FAGGOT!
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST EAT A DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH FRIES AND A 2 LITER OF COKE LIKE A REAL MAN?
BET HE DIDN'T EVEN ORDER A BIG BOWL OF ICE CREAM FOR DESSERT! HAHAHA WHAT A BETA!
>actually eating some fish and bread
complete madman hahaha
>>64144713
Better than soused herring
>>64144649
>bread
It's processed,fit/health junkies stay away from it at all cost.
Why has /sp/ been obsessed with Ronaldo as of late?
>dinner for 1
>literally minnows on bread
>>64144816
It's a metaphor for the small teams he eats up
>>64144802
Are you kidding Denmark thats a mid night snack.
>>64144813
Dankiest meme at the moment desu.
>>64144802
Tomato sauce is a vegetable, bro.
Unless you are one of those faggot who claim that tomatoes are fruits.
>>64144306
sardines with bread
>>64144802
I love vegetables
>>64144846
This tbqh senpai.
ronaldo could probably eat pizza de queso con Sprite with all the calories he burns
>>64144387
That meat looks weak!
>>64144849
tomato is a culinary vegetable but a botanical fruit
>>64144813
underage faggots
what's the best cuisine and why is it portuguese?
>>64144561
You're 200% butthurt
>>64144813
He's the greatest soccer player in the world.
If he was russian, I'd say he's depressed
>>64144805
Ronaldo can get real bread tho
>>64144897
>shits on bad teams
>goat
>>64144898
i literally just gagged
what the fuck is that shit Alexei?
>>64144802
looks glorious
>>64144306
This whole country is obsessed with fish for some reason.
>>64144926
it's almost like it's a tiny country with low farmland but a ton of coastline and islands
>>64144867
your mom is a culinary whore but a botanical virgin
>>64144325
weak meme is weak
>>64144898
Looks like danish cuisine.
>>64144387
>vegetable makes you weak
Well what the fuck does fruit do to you then?
>>64144802
Since when did Little Caesars get pan pizza? I actually love their regular 5 dollar hot n readies, supremely underrated.
>>64145015
Their pan pizza isn't that good
>>64144687
But we do vato
Mashed up avocado on sourdough topped with sardines is literally the GOAT snack. Try it and thank me later.
>>64144898
am i the only one that thinks this looks tasty and comfy as fuck?
>>64145157
No, you aren't. It looks amazing and I bet it tastes even better.
>>64144916
It's a herring sandwich. Pretty ghetto. Not sure about the spread on the picture.May be butter or the one when you grate cheese, grate garlic, add mayo, mix that shit up and spread.
>Do you want some?
I'll give it ya
>>64144306
rollmops. they're pickled herrings.
pretty good t.bh. salty and tangy
>>64144540
>thinking literally any cracker is better than a slice of beautiful, freshly baked bread...
booooooo
>>64144687
have a loaf of bimbo then, you tard
>>64144805
>all processed foods are bad
>all bread is processed
>>64145572
if you shop at a major grocery chain unless its whole foods or something both of those are true 100% of the time
>American can't recognise healthy food
>people don't like sardines on bread
What the fugg
Are you telling me you don't each anchovies and bread either?
It may not be sophisticated cuisine but it's great.
>>64145015
you should try it mate, i think its pretty good
>>64144754
Not American just living here, but if that shit wouldnt absolutely destroy your body I would chug Coke like the absolute madman
>>64144830
Quality post. Literally chuckled out loud.
average Tsunaldo fan
>>64144940
Explains this image.
>>64144658
> Americans talking shit about others countries eating habits
I'm not falling to this bait
>>64146066
This. The Lil Caesars Detroit Pan Pizza is God Tier, makes the $5 Hot n Readys look like hot dog shit.
My Quebecois step dad literally tried to get me to eat this yesterday
Looks smells like shit no thanks pal
>>64146187
shut up farofa eating pig, your food is as fattening as any other.
>>64147058
>Your mom is fucking Canuck cock
Guess she's a maple syrup princess
>>64144306
>not knowing spain has some of the greatest sea food in the world
>not knowing that when you can or preserve freshly caught food over time it intensifies flavor
>not knowing that that can of sardines probably costed around 80+ dollars and is some of the best in the world
You fucks really don't know food do you?
>all these sheltered anglos itt that can't handle umami flavors
>>64147166
Do you know how i know you're gay?
Who /fries smelt/ here?
>>64144778
I agree, I've actually had those sardines whilst in Lisbon and they were really good.
Rate my breakfast family
>>64147196
Because I like food? That's a strange way to think someone is gay
>>64147313
What's that tumour looking thing? Otherwise beeddy gud 6/10
>>64145011
makes you gay. still better than being weak.
>>64144940
caught me off guard
sides gone
>>64146145
kek
>>64144306
>in Spain
>not eating canned Squid in its own Ink
>>64144306
Looks like a 500 dollar fig newton, family
>>64144898
what is that?
looks like a fish-as-the-bread potato salad sandwich
i want it
>>64147652
Looks like pickled herring and some sort of spread on pumpernickel
looks good Ronnie, but these are better
>>64144306
sardines are godtier but the bread looks like it's from a school cafeteria
>>64144898
Looks like rye bread, scrambled egg and fish
Nice combo
>>64144306
>sardines in a can instead of a glass
>supermarket bread
He's probably so far away from reality now that he doesn't even realize he's eating shit food. Whoever goes shopping for him is a proper jew.
>>64145402
is that what a scouser looks like?
>>64144649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
>>64148627
probably his mom
r8 my midnight snack famalams
>>64148871
what is that
>>64148871
i thought that was an xmas thing
>>64148871
Drop the beets
>>64144898
Looks good as fuck desu
>>64148627
I know of big shot CEOs who occasionally eat at McDonald's. Why can't Ronaldo eat bread and sardines?
Besides that, you say shit food, but Portugal and Spain have great sardines. It's a cheap food that tastes fairly good.
If he's eating caviar he's a faggot because he's eating high class food. If he's eating sardines he's a faggot because he's eating shit food.
You guys will find any excuse to hate on him.
>>64144365
Sardines in tomato sauce or mustard are of lesser quality than the best sardines which come only with olive oil and salt.
>>64148871
Pretty good m8. If it were me I'd add some norwich mustard
>>64148889
an explosion of tastes
>>64148903
that would be pic related
>>64148731
he's from london
are we /ck/ now
>>64144658
Stop
>>64147313
it looks like someone shat so hard their bowels came out
>>64149023
we all /ck/ here
Why do people make fun of British food again? Fucking sardines on bread...
Weird Danish poverty Christmas dinners...
>>64149300
>Why do people make fun of British food again?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>>64147313
Looks like someone threw a fetus into a swamp
>>64149300
Some of the best tasting food in the world started as peasant food, this shouldn't be confusing m8.
>>64149379
>not an ice sandwich
D R O P P E D
>>64147313
Is it looking at me?
>Ignorant pissants have never had quality sardines on fresh baked bread.
Super healthy and tasty. High protein, high omegas, high selenium
>>64149628
That bread is definitely not fresh
TTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
1. Olives
POWER GAP
2. Pickles
3. Kimchi
4. Civiche
5. The cabbage they put on pupusas
POWER GAP
60. Sauerkraut
POWER GAP
90000001. Sardines
>>64149023
>cook some ribs and potatos
>add sundried tomatoes and a sprinkle of parmesan on a rustic cutting board to make it appear that you are an amazing chef
/ck/ at its worst is as bad as /mu/
>>64149628
i hate those little shits. every time my mom cooks them, i can't go into the kitchen for at least and 2 hours
>>64145976
> "whole" foods
>>64148871
>tfw went to denmark in the summer and ate 9999999 pounds of tiny river shrimp on bread with egg
jutland=GOAT
>>64147125
(island) quebeckers are basically irish who speak french
>>64149791
>pickled eggs nowhere in sight
>>64148871
danish/10
>>64149791
>5. The cabbage they put on pupusas
>>64149878
i deserve that. i pull that pic up to impress low tier bitches
i love you all guys
>>64144387
>vegetables make you weak
they have high oxygen content
oxygen goes to the brain
friggin' kap
>>64144306
Sardines are good as fuck. He needs some good mustard and some diced onions though.
Who /smokedsprats/ here?
>>64150338
tomato olive oil and garlic breh. hes from portugal, not germany.
>these snooty lil niggas ITT
I could own $50 billion in assets and still be getting pizza on the weekends cause that shit can't be topped
by anything other than pepperoni, sausage, and bacon
>>64150390
here, but never canned only fresh
>>64144387
i'm suprised there isn't a beats by dre logo in there.
>>64149023
>post a ketchup/fridge thread on /ck/
>get banned
everytime
>>64144387
And eating no vegetables make you a choker
You knock on Cristiano Ronaldo's door and it slowly creeks open. Ronaldo isn't there. But you have to speak with him. You are the Balon D'or delivery man and he has to receive his award. You slowly enter the home and make your way past the hordes of gift baskets from Sepp Blatter and into the dining room.
You see Ronaldo sitting at the back of the room enjoying a tin of sardines with bread.
You approach
''Mr Ronaldo.. I have a package for you''
He walks over to you
''Give me the package'' he says
You slowly unwrap the package and present it to him. CR7 takes one look at the shiny new Balon D'or in his hands. Then he takes another bite of his sardines. Then he looks back at the award and smiles. His mouth opens and ...
''....TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU''
Ronaldo screams his excitement at the very top of his lungs. The stench of his fishy sardine breath feels the air. The stench is completely overpowering, knocking you to the floor. As you fall to the floor you bang your head on one of Ronaldo's tables and send boys underwear flying everywhere. But Ronaldo doesn't react or respond. He just keeps celebrating and shouting TSSUUUUUUUU. His mouth ever widening and the stench filling the air even more. Ronaldo hasn't stunk up the place at home like this since his performance in Madrids 4-0 defeat to Barcelona in the Bernabau. TSSSUUUUU you touch the back of your head and notice blood pouring out. But Ronaldo just continues on... TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU you start to wonder if Madrid selling themselves to Islam could have involved Ronaldo being given a lesson in Islamic female hygiene, at least then the horrific stench of his unshaven arms and moustache would somewhat counteract the fishy scent... but it doesn't matter now. You start to slowly fade away. Ronaldo has no interest in calling an ambulance, and even if he did manage to dial for one, nobody would send an ambulance to TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64151873
wew lad
gonna have to pick up some sardines next time I go to the store
don't remember ever eating them
>>64151873
>bestonia
Noice
>>64149379
SALAD CREAM
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I want some of you, C-Ron ^,_,^
>>64144387
>doesn't eat vegetables
>has a bowl of vegetables right next to his plate of cheese and meat
is he a legit retard?
>>64150283
just breathe more ya dip
>>64153562
Here's a (You)
>>64149791
What about artichokes man?
wurst zeit
>>64149023
Your cooking and photography are both shit m8.
>>64149628
SODIUM
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U
M
>>64153562
you're the one asking
those are fruit
damn ive been le epic trolled haven't i
>>64153801
are sausages in germany 'clean'? in most parts of the world sausages have a reputation for being composed junk meat
>>64153801
Why do Germans have a thing for extra long sausages?
>>64153880
The "junk" is what makes them so good
>>64149791
you almost had it right
1. Olives
2. Pickles
3. Kimchi
4. Kraut
5. Giardiniera
6. Corned Beef / Pastrami
7. Japanese daikon
8. Coleslaw
9. those pickled beets you get with Lebanese food
10. Capers
...
900001. Any pickled fish
90000000001. Pigs Feet
900000000000001. Eggs
>>64144306
>You are a multi millionare and can eat literally whatever you want
>Choose to eat sardines from a can and cheap bread
Based.
>>64154234
>american
>eating olives
i cannot imagine that
>>64148871
>beats
>mayo
why
.>>64149628
>healthy
1. Pizza
2. Hamburger
3. Steak
4. Burrito
5. Tacos
6. Donuts
7. Spicy Chicken Sandwich
8. French Fries
9. Hotdogs
10. Burrito
11. Chinese food
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. European food
>>64155875
>>64155656
Why? They're pretty popular here
>>64155875
>Pizza
>Hamburguer
>FRENCH fries
U wot m8?
>>64155875
>chicken parm not listed
>>64156138
you taste so good
>>64155875
all the major food groups right dere
>>64155875
>Burrito twice
>Donuts a shit
Thats fucking delicious you fucking hamburger eating americans
>>64158206
roasted sardines are good. canned sardines are not good. also what do you have against hamburgers?
>>64158298
forgot pic
>>64158153
>implying burrito doesn't deserve to be listed twice
>implying Donuts a shit
>>64144687
>what is pan dulce
You literally fucking do you dipshit beaner. Were you too stupid to hop the fence with the rest of your comprades?
>>64156138
>dat annoying peyton manning commercial.
Chicken parm you taste so good.
1. Pad see eew noodles
2. Carolina BBQ
3. hamachi nigiri
4. Murgh makhanwala
5. Maryland crab cake
6. Smoked salmon
99999. Hot dog
9999999999999999 corned beef and cabbage
>>64144387
I don't care those fruits look yummy
>>64144898
But you are all depressed.
>>64147166
I handled ur mami m8.
>>64144306
Cutting-edge steroids that even the testers haven't heard of yet.
>ywn have a sausage sizzle with messi
why even live
1. mackerel
2. kippered herring
3. brisling sardines in olive oil
4. sardines
9999999. tuna
>>64144387
>fruit salad that is literally 1/2 rockmelon and honeydew
why do people do this to themselves
>>64153952
more testicles means more iron
>>64153683
>mfw an amerifat didn't realise this
rekt
TSUUUUUUUUUna
>>64151873
Türa mida vittu semu/10
>>64144365
>tinned sardines
>in tomato sauce
That's how HIV was created dude. Stop eating that shit or pretending it's good.
>>64155800
>beats
kys.
>>64162574
>>64162574
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>>64160623
>be rich beyond imagination
>have a shit tier yard
>>64151873
dude long post lmao
please screencap this epique post!!!
kys (You)s-whore
>>64163203
that's probably some argentine mate/relative's house
>>64163255
>not buying all his friends and family mansions
what a selfish cunt
>>64160623
That looks like some tasty cardboard.