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slight european redemption edition
Saturday 12 December 2015
12:45 Norwich v Everton
15:00 Crystal Palace v Southampton
15:00 Man City v Swansea
15:00 Sunderland v Watford
15:00 West Ham v Stoke
17:30 Bournemouth v Man Utd
Sunday 13 December 2015
13:30 Aston Villa v Arsenal
16:00 Liverpool v West Brom
16:00 Spurs v Newcastle
Monday 14 December 2015
20:00 Leicester v Chelsea
put a shrimp on the barbie ;)
>>64141908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7g0862r2qU
>players out for bournemouth away
smalling, darmian, valencia, jones, shaw, rojo, herrera, rooney, schweinsteiger (banned)
>Moyes on Swansea: I'm not interested in the job. I let it be known earlier in the week that it wasn't for me.
>Brenny supposedly waiting for England job
>Swansea interested in Avram Grant and Giggs
who will it be?
>>64141920
Pierluigi Tami desu. He'll realise he's never going to get anything in Baselwinslol and move away, taking Dabbur with him.
Thank god for boxing day footy so the Leichester meme can end. Every year we eat this shit up and every year the meme team fuck off after christmas period.
>>64141919
Hey look United finally get a taste of what the other top clubs have faced this season
Watford at home, Watford's away record is alright so I'm not overly expectant of a result.
>Televised 3rd Round ties:
7.55pm Friday 8 January
Exeter City v Liverpool – live on BBC 1
12.45pm Saturday 9 January
Wycombe Wanderers v Aston Villa – live on BT Sport 2
5.30pm Saturday 9 January
Manchester United v Sheffield United – live on BT Sport 2
2pm Sunday 10 January
Chelsea v Leyton Orient or Scunthorpe United – live on BT Sport 2
4pm Sunday 10 January
Tottenham Hotspur v Leicester City – live on BBC 1
Nice to see BBC caring for football fans.
>>64141961
Man U have had something like 10 years straight of FA Cup matches on tv
>>64141919
looks top lel
>>64142013
might also see carrick go into CB to replace mcnair then have fellaini in midfield
>>64142013
Who is Varela?
>>64142021
>Fellaini won't be the main striker
>>64142024
some fullback
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillermo_Varela
>>64142008
49 straight fixtures iirc
>>64142024
moyes' first signing that went on loan to real madrid B
only just had his utd debut against west ham a week ago, he's been surprisingly decent desu
>>64141908
put a burka on the baby ;)
>>64142039
>Varela
>Fellaini
>Mata
All of Man U's current good players are all from Moyes
>>64142052
>Fellaini
>good
How?
>>64142086
Comparable to the rest of united's players
>>64142042
put a baby in my dingo ;)
>>64142089
Not even close, Martial, Schneiderlin and Schweini are doing a better job than that pile of trash.
>>64142092
haha i love this post ️️️️️
>>64142092
I put a baby in your mother if you know what I mean
>i have to wait until sunday for some decent fixtures
>>64142130
>no half decent football on Friday
even worse
>>64142134
Not getting your weekend started with Championship footie
>Bojan Krkic: ‘Imagine if Stoke play in the Champions League. It can happen.’ @amylawrence71 gu.com/p/4f273/stw
What a memester
>>64142008
BBC suck constant Man Utd dick
See: MUH CLASS OF 92
See: Salford City wankfest
>>64142141
I remember a few months ago when all the english media went crazy about United and Van Laals filishofie because they finally were at the top of the table after like 2 years, which only lasted like a week lmao
>>64142141
don't forget the completely different treatment of 37m Mata/60m ADM/60m Martial compared to any other expensive signing
Only one decent game there
>trying to maximise muh magic
Those games are always shite
just incase anyone didn't know leicester city are top of the table in december 2 points clear of shitty
shouldn't have been chattin shit /epl/
>>64141901
>>64141901
Everton
Palace
City
Sunderland
Draw
Draw
Arsenal
Liverpool
Spuds
Leicester
>>64142227
3 points clear of city
2 points clear of arse
get it right son
>>64142236
arseshit is irrelevant
>>64142138
>yfw the 2018-19 CL semis includes Stoke, Leicester and Crystal Palace
>Arsenal were knocked out in the ro16
>>64142021
I'm literally in tears after reading that
help lads!
>>64142251
why don't they just play fellaini at centre half
Fergie won against wolfsburg with this team
who will it be lads
>>64142256
wouldn't want one of his flying elbows to finally get pulled up in the box
>>64142259
Well Fergie was a genius.
>>64142256
Cause the new philosophy is to sub off De Gea and stick Fellaini in goal
>>64142265
>Emery
why would he leave Sevilla when they're about to win their 3rd europa in a row?
Ladies and gentlemen,
Please be upstanding for the Australian national anthem performed by the King of Australia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lofgud4wLLo
>>64142265
>25 separate betting companies
You've gone too far /bet/, this is madness.
>>64142284
money
>>64142287
I don't think Swansea have that much
>>64142265
How much for Robbie Savage?
>>64142290
ever heard of tv-monies
>>64142271
why are all Scottish managers GOAT?
>>64142311
https://vine.co/v/iZODZzuiEXJ
>womyn refs
>>64142318
>Liverpool
>>64142013
Who is Gea?
>>64142419
De goalie
>>64142442
Gay
will /trans/ be as dead as /epl?
>was planning on doing Exeter away
>been moved to Friday night
Thanks BBC you fucking nonce loving cunts
>>64142259
Well, Scholes could win matches by himself
>>64142311
>Argentina being the only non-European one
What's that list?
>>64143513
champions league winners
>>64143528
I've didn't know Argentine managers have ever won it
>google Helenio Herrera
>never managed nor played for Argentine clubs
>>64143554
>I've didn't
I didn't**
>>64143492
Don't envy you, >we've got a fun week starting from the 3rd Round.
How hard is it to start getting tickets to Liverpool away games?
CHAT
>>64144781
Is this real?
>>64144810
Yes. Just googled it.
>>64144810
https://twitter.com/walkers_crisps/status/675366628968824833
>>64144818
Top keke
>>64144818
>muh crisps
>>64144781
>you'll never taste Vardy's salty
heh
>>64144847
Jej
>>64145514
>timmy c
>forward
the fuck
>>64145514
he needs to be rescued
wouldn't mind signing him when chelsea get relegated desu
glory glory man united
>>64145514
w e w
yet he is going to be sold for 60m+
>>64145665
without the cahill stat, he's twice as bad as >torres was.
>>64146099
why?
>>64145514
He hasn't even been bad though, usually is one of Chelsea's best players on the pitch in any game. Just been unlucky not to score.
>>64144781
That's quality. Fair play Lineker.
reminder that william gallas literally moved straight from chelsea to arsenal, and then straight from arsenal to tottenham
why is this allowed
>>64148099
he was used as a makeweight for the ashley cole deal and then only went to spurs cuz his contract ran out. he was too irrelevant for it to mean that much to the fans i guess
>>64143586
Nearly impossible to get on the ladder for away games. Literally impossible without season tickets.
Not a single away was sold without past credits last season, they expect Bournemouth to sell out on all 19 away credits from last season.
Best chance is to make friends or show up and hope for a spare.
I'm on the European away ladder that's it
>>64150615
>need away games to get on ladder
>can't get on ladder because no away games
Always wonder about clubs who operate a credit system and when it became a closed club that you can't get into
Lads, it's Saturday, football is on.
>>64150801
Some of the managers are probably at the stadium already, preparing for Match of the Day.
Can someone tell me why does every single mixed race English footballer have a double-barrelled surname
>>64150748
It's pretty shitty, especially when there's still tourists in the away ends somehow.
I'll probably get a season ticket in about 25 years time and get on the ladder properly then
who /fuckedupsleepschedule/ here
>>64141901
>dat wristlet
>>64142243
Shut up kike
>>64142008
Good cos the tickets are like £38, fucking cunts.
kind reminder that united's most likely defence is
>young-blind-mcnair-varela
unless lang baal plays u21s
>norwich vs everton early kickoff
what cunt thought this was a good idea
>you will never be a punk rocker with flowers in your hair
What's even the point lads
these saturday games are absolute AIDS
>>64161465
That song is really bad
good morning pals
>>64161800
im gonna listen to it right now and theres very little you can do about it
>>64161820
is that you
>>64161851
what do you think
>>64161862
yes
>>64161820
>>64161862
>>64161851
I think that's some scottish guy who thinks 1 kg of steel is the same weight as 1 kg of feather.
>>64162005
>who thinks 1 kg of steel is the same weight as 1 kg of feather.
??
Going to work soon. AMA?
>>64162023
what is the capital of Yemen
>>64162029
اليَمَن
>>64162005
maximum bait
>>64162023
What work is there to do in Estonia?
What transfer to make???
>>64162041
park ranger
>>64153052
Single mums
>>64162046
dream job desu
lucky cunt
Where has the gossip column gone in the BBC sports app
>>64141920
Terry connors
>>64162048
Estonia is like 90% of forest so we have to check camp sites, tourists attractions and check documents if we know there are any hunters in our area. Summer can be shit cause a lot of hikers leave behind garbage or make fire god knows where. Dealing with drunks can get stressful. My partner luckily owns a gun but never has used it to calm down situation or whatever. Winter is best. We visit animal feeding grounds to make sure hunters have bought food there ect. You actually have change to see animals and not many people wondering around in the forest but you do get some weirdos doing yoga middle of nowhere.
>middle of winter
>like -23 degrees
>snow
>going to feeding ground
>mother fucking bear footprints on the snow
>bears are sleeping wtf
>prints are fresh as fuck
>shat my pants
>called local hunter union and let them know there is a fucking hungry bear walking around
When it's mushroom season we have do deal with lost people all the time.
>tfw going to rescue cute 14 girl and her mother
>>64144781
>not Vardy-que sauce
Absolute dissapointment
>>64142013
Ferguson could have done the double with that team
>>64162096
seriously I'm so jealous
every job here is so mundane
>>64162096
What's the pay like
>>64162096
Sounds awesome, colour me jelly
Norwich 1-1 Everton
Crystal Palace 2-1 Southampton
Manchester City 5-0 Swansea
Sunderland 1-0 Watford
West Ham 0-0 Stoke
Bournemouth 1-0 Manchester United
Aston Villa 1-1 Arsenal
Liverpool 1-0 West Brom
Tottenham 3-2 Newcastle
Leicester 1-1 Chelsea
>>64142166
They love sticking the add-ons on to every other player except United's
>>64162116
Little over 800 euros a month after taxes. We get tons of discounts for gym, gear and even massage salons. If we buy lets say 200 euro hiking shoes the company will pay for those ect.
I'm senior ranger which means I get paid less and don't have personal car provided for work. My partner is 47 year old so if he dies or retires I will take over.
>>64162159
>Bournemouth 1-0 Manchester United
would love to see the fire after this one
>>64162186
Have you seen United's injury list?
Van Laal will probably make them all wear their defensive chastity belts after they tried to attack on Wednesday night and got BTFO too.
I reckon it's on. Bournemouth on a high after Chelsea too, all the ingredients are there, I'd be surprised if it didn't.
how will united line up lads?
>>64162186
>>64162207
only problem is bournemouth are really shit
would love to see van laal punished further though
>>64162213
Seen one or two places saying Cameron Borthwick-Jackson will play
kek
KEK
>>64162213
poorly
LGTSS
>SHITTY OF SHITTY
>Mou will end the Leicester meme
I can already taste the mad
>>64162159
>Villa and Chelsea scoring on the best teams in the league
>>64162213
Something like this
>>64162233
>chelsea fans actually believe this
Van Gaal is in a shit spot right now, he must win convincingly or he'll get shit on, and if he forces attack there's a big chance he'll get exposed. All the 'great defense' talk is smoke. And then the injuries.
>>64162267
>W-We'll make top 4
kek
>>64162294
I thought top 6 was the Chelsea goal now?
Of course it'll be "top half" come January
>>64141901
>Saturday 12 December 2015
>12:45 Norwich v Everton
>15:00 Crystal Palace v Southampton
>15:00 Man City v Swansea
>15:00 Sunderland v Watford
>15:00 West Ham v Stoke
>17:30 Bournemouth v Man Utd
anything worth watching today las?
Norwich 4-2 Everton
Crystal Palace 1-0 Southampton
Manchester City 3-1 Swansea
Sunderland 2-1 Watford
West Ham 1-2 Stoke
Bournemouth 4-0 Manchester United
Aston Villa 0-6 Arsenal
Liverpool 2-0 West Brom
Tottenham 5-1 Newcastle
Leicester 2-2 Chelsea
>>64162331
City could get dicked over by that sacked manager effect
United could be a funny result but probably terrible to watch
>>64162334
Divide most of that by 2 and you're on to something.
>>64162331
Poleaboo recomends City vs The Swans. City will be putting in a Champion display he reckons.
>>64162352
>STILL using le third person gimmick
What is it with terrorists and supporting Arsenal?
First Osama Bin Laden and now Corbyn? What next, the leader of ISIS?
>>64162349
yeah im just memeing with the number of goals
>>64162331
West ham stoke maybe
Then Smashmouthe for high chance of keks
>>64162361
>GRRRR I hate labour! I'm sure the other party with minimal differences would make this country great without those cunts there!!! GRRRR
Shut up /pol/ you two party wanks
>>64162380
None of us think any party is great. No one represents us
>>64162391
>JUST DON'T VOTE THEN COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME DUDE LMAO
>>64162391
>us
>Ronaldo: ''I miss the big cute bear Ancelotti''
>>64162394
DUDE BUY MY BOOK ABOUT NOT VOTING AND JUST DONT VOTE LMAO OH WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND VOTE LABOUR ACTUALLY
*whispers* forget about Rotherham, Oxford, Keighley, Rochdale, Bristol, Telford, Birmingham, Wycombe, Harrow, bury, Stevenage, burton, Chesham, Leeds, Blackburn, Blackpool, Preston, Nelson, London, barking, Derby, Peterborough, Bradford, Bristol, Coventry, Bolton, Middlesbrough and Aylesbury.
>>64162331
/sp/ underrates Bournememe. They're not bad, certainly better than Sunderland/Villa/Newcastle. They're this season's last season's Leicester. Playing well but not getting results. They'll avoid relegation.
>>64162428
>certainly better than Sunderland/Villa/Newcastle
>forgetting they managed to lose to Tactics Tim and McLelren
>>64162440
>but not getting results
>>64162444
To be expected after the refball bullshit they pulled off last season.
>>64162427
>Rotherham
Yes that certainly wasn't happening when the other party was in charge, they took a break. Top kek.
>>64162427
>*whispers* forget about Rotherham, Oxford, Keighley, Rochdale, Bristol, Telford, Birmingham, Wycombe, Harrow, bury, Stevenage, burton, Chesham, Leeds, Blackburn, Blackpool, Preston, Nelson, London, barking, Derby, Peterborough, Bradford, Bristol, Coventry, Bolton, Middlesbrough and Aylesbury.
what is this
>>64162493
>>64162493
A list of all the Muslim pedophile rings around Britain. I can provide links if you want.
Labour allowed this, labour covered it up, labour continue to support mass immigration of these people because they will vote labour. Racial gerrymandering.
After the Rotherham scandal, you'd think labour would lose votes in this years election. Hope. They gained 3k votes. Labour did this.
>>64162520
>I can provide links if you want.
Oh please do.
>>64162520
only difference between labor and the tories is that the paedos the tories cover up are in positions of authority
>>64162524
>Our system thinks your post is spam
I tried
Arse Pls lose
We need these points
What if Leicester actually do win the league? Like its december and they're first. Meme teams always go from first to 3rd by november.
>>64162712
Then God is real
>>64162712
They won't
>>64162712
>Meme teams always go from first to 3rd by november.
Aston Villa were top at this point one season.
They ended up 6th.
>>64162724
Villa were consistent then, not a meme
Reminder that Chelsea are a relegation tier side with relegation tier players and relegation tier manager, beating Porto is one of the occasional fluke victories that shit team manages to get again better opponents.
>>64162751
thanks I almost forgot
>>64162751
why dont they score more goals like lmao
>all this Monk sympathy
Jesus Christ who gives a fuck about that inbred, peg-selling pikey cunt club? Anyone else gets sacked it's a media field day, this time everyone gets a boner over the guy
>>64162780
cause he was English
>>64162788
And he managed a welsh team, had bug eyes like ozil and couldnt even spell his name proper
Hated the twat, glad he's fucked off. Now Swansea just need to follow
>>64145514
Torres felt longer than that.
>There's only one team playing like a club trying to win the league, and it's Leicester
Lawro just then
>>64162801
trip on lisicki
Got an Aston Villa dressing gown for crimbo lads
Gotta say it's pretty fucking cozy
>>64162814
Lisicki is Swansea you tit
>>64162818
trip on lisicki
Norwich: Rudd; Wisdom, Martin (c), Bassong, Olsson; Redmond, O'Neil, Tettey, Brady; Hoolahan; Jerome.
subs: Ruddy, Grabban, Howson, Mbokani, Dorrans, Mulumbu, Bennett.
Everton: Howard, Baines, Mori, Stones, Coleman, Barry (c), Cleverley, Kone, Barkley, Deulofeu, Lukaku.
subs: Joel, Gibson, Mirallas, Lennon, Naismith, Osman, Galloway.
>>64162821
>Redmond, O'Neil, Tettey, Brady; Hoolahan
>that absolutely shit CM area surrounded by quality
what did wee alec mean by this?
TALK
So we all want Norwich to win here and leapfrog Chelsea?
Although it's unlikely, Chelsea could be 18th before they play Leicester away on Monday night.
If Leicester win that game they'll be 20 points ahead of Chelsea.
>>64162831
epic meme bro
i love memes
i dunno what i would do if i couldnt communicate with memes
memes make me feel like i belong
>>64162837
We all want different things. I know you think everyone here in this echo chamber thinks the same thing but it's not the case.
come on norway!
>>64162840
what's that mate?
stop embarrassing me
>>64162848
>what's that mate?
what did he mean by this?
whats going on faggots?
who's ready for some soccer
Is Deeney the next meme?
>>64162855
what?
>>64162866
>what?
what did he mean by this?
>>64162844
>an Australian bandwagoning Chelsea fan
Kek. Why am I not surprised?
>>64162880
what did he mean by this?
what's your opinion on this?
>>64162880
>That smug guy with the massive honker
Every time
>>64162891
Looks like the perfect man from the miike snow music video
>>64162837
>tfw even if chelsea wins today they'll stay 15th
>tfw the players won't give a shit because they think they are too good to go down and the league is already lost
>>64162957
>today
Chelsea play on Super Monday
>>64162957
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fancy-stats/wp/2015/12/11/if-its-going-to-happen-chelseas-turnaround-needs-to-start-monday/
>To get to 68 points and a reasonable shot at one of the Champions League places, Chelsea would need to take 53 points from their next 23 matches, a rate of 2.3 points per match. The rate projects out to 88 points over a full season, and even in a title-winning season Jose Mourinho’s side only took 87 points last year.
>>64162983
Fuck yeah 2 more days of Chelsea not losing.
>>64162957
>Chelsea sold Lukaku
>>64162990
>they'll need 17 wins and 2 draws in 23 games
kek
>>64163002
>chelsea sold lukaku because mourinho got pissed off at him missing a penalty in the european supercup and decided to get eto'o, convincing lukaku leaving (first on loan, then permanently) was the right thing to do
>>64163006
tfw after Monday it's gonna be that they'll need 17 wins and 2 draws in 22 games
>>64163033
Will we get the smug Ranieri.jpg we have been waiting for months?
Chelsea will finish 7th
>>64163050
option 1
Did Lukaku just score?
>>64163091
Yes. It was a header :)
>>64163050
option 2
>>64163091
yes
>>64163107
>>64163110
This season can't get worse.
>>64163126
>Implying KDB won't score the goal to secure city the title
>>64163126
>inb4 psg in the cl draw
>inb4 literal relegation
>>64163126
getting raped @ arsenal or the specialist in failure winning the league would make it worse
>>64163139
De Bruyne doesn't play for Leicester.
>>64163141
Chelsea are losing against whoever they get in the knock-out stage, at least with PSG it would be expected.
>>64162712
they're conceding a laughable amount of goals and it's highly improbably that both Vardy and Mahrez continue to be injury free and on this level of form until the end of the season
They won't
Chelsea should buy this lukaku guy
>>64163175
he used to play for them
fucking retard
>yfw lukaku breaks vardy's record
>>64163182
t. i'm not fluent in banter
fucking retard
>>64163199
haha you got baited hard bro
>>64163205
haha you got baited by him you fucking retard
>>64163205
haha so did you bro
>posting unironically
>>64163205
good one sweden
>>64163172
their defence has statistically tightened up desu
>>64163217
haha you got reverse baited you fucking moron
>>64163217
>>64163218
omg cant believe you fell for the triple reserve bait
lmao *lce* (laughing crying emoji)
>>64163234
>>64163232
>>64163223
>>64163218
>>ect.
>white people
>>64162880
i posted this so long ago i laugh
Seriously lads is there anything better than heavy snow-fall
I actually managed to get laid yesterday but I'm enjoying just sitting here looking out the window 10x more
Who /spurs/ here?
>>64163343
this isn't /a/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35017802
>Karl Robinson: MK Dons players have three weeks to save careers
>franchise
this is fucking glorious
>>64163419
I never claimed such a thing, friend.
>>64163343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf0dlFSOAi4
>>64163486
lol le hitler video xD
Ded thread desu
http://strawpoll.me/6244596
http://strawpoll.me/6244596
http://strawpoll.me/6244596
>>64163655
>You shitpost along with non-Christians.
>>64163518
No, it's
>le tottenham are shit video
need my /3pm/ lads
>perfect for sharing
My arse
>>64164165
>the co-op
u poor m8
>>64164246
Nah m8. It's just horrible outside and the co-op is only round the corner
Looks like Southampton is forfeiting.
>>64164136
20 mins, I don't know what match to watch.
