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Detroit Red Wings
Alex Galchenyuk
sorry blues, i like your guys system,and i think the Flyers' young guys could learn a lot from you
thanks for the win
Jaromir Jagr
>>64140828
>>64140839
I like these posts, please continue
Leon Draisaitl
Pens will win the Cup for Dupuis
Tyler Johnson
>>64140801
>500 post too early
Patrick Sharp
Andrew Hammond
Dave Andreychuk
>>64140788
>Pronger
>That high
>blackcocks
>keps
>hasbs
Why are canagays so autistic?
>>64140926
>Things to do in Canada
>Suck dick
>Play hockey
>Get drunk
Shane Doan
Darcy Tucker
the Habs, they are a crashing
YO HOLD ON
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NORRISTOLAINEN HYPE???
RISTO RISTO RISTO RISTO RISTO RISTO
Fredrik Andersen
>>64140953
Finland fucking sucks
Hey Bros
So what did I miss? Canacuks still getting cukt?
>hey /hoc/, we heard you were talking shit.
>>64140953
Dude, I was saying this kid was going to be a star from the beginning.
Artturi Lehkonen
Career hat tricks
Karlsson: 0 (noll)
Ristolainen: 1 (one)
>swedish defending
Bobby "Better Go Score Some More" Orr
Anze Kopitar
Chris "My Dick Is Longer" Pronger
Lawson "Fuck Your Spouse & Wreck Your House" Crouse
>>64141011
Nice Kopi dubs
Mark Giordano
>>64141027
Armemenia where u been
Taylor "Choke On My Left Ball" Hall
Andrei Vasilevskiy
>>64141026
>Neck guard
Is he autistic?
>>64141066
no just extra careful
Zach Parise
Andrew "Fuck 'Er Raw" Shaw
>>64141079
Uncommon flag
Chris Kelly
Andrew Ladd
Nathan MacKinnon
Henrik Zetterberg
Brendan Gallagher
>>64141079
>>64141066
>>64141026
I think it was my sophomore year when zednik got hit with that skate in throat and soon after neck guards were mando in hs hockey
i fucking hated every second of wearing those things
Fucking slav couldn't just get out of the way
Vincent Lecavalier
post yfw the Leafs make Stamkos the highest paid player in the league
>>64141215
>paying stamkos a ton of money
He needs to improve his play this season before he starts expecting the big bucks
Who's the current meme-iest player in the league?
>>64141246
Dougie Hamilmeme, or Connor McMeme once he returns
Roman Josi
>>64141246
Steven Memekos
Petr Memezek
Max Domeme
Jonathan Quick
>mikael granlund, 26 played games, 3 goals
>markus granlund, 7 played games, 3 goals
top kek
>>64141321
Elite
>>64141338
damn right
Canucks current roster lads
Watched the ice hockey game today lads. Didn't even see the puck once.
Do I need to buy a bigger tv?
>>64141578
It's tough to say with the information you've provided
>>64141578
>Didn't even see the puck once.
I could understand this before high def became a thing, but now?
>>64141578
kek look at dat funkin muckey
>>64141599
Holy shit just saw it is it fucking real? Why the fuck does it look like that
Is "Pucc boi" already a common insult used in hockey circles? Or can I start using it?
>>64141606
it's what i call your father's boy poosi
kekek dat freakin monkie
>>64141606
It doesn't really reson8 tbqh
Are you big dumb autistic retards done posting hockey player names yet
>>64141273
>Petr Memezek
But between last playoffs and this season Petr has proven he's actually good. .924 in 17 games and a .925 over 7 games last year. Mrazek is good m8.
>>64141736
Good at aggressively sliding across the fucking rink and losing in OT
>>64141747
that was jimbo "shootout master" howturd
>>64141747
>memeing this hard
Jonas "I bought your sister dinner" Brodin
>2016 playoffs
>Minnesota is the first wild card
>playes Dullass in the first round
>expose the meme, sweeping le no defense team in 5 games
>thid year in a row they beat the central winner
>much rejoicing, vengeance is so cold it freezes the snow pile in the mall parking lot solid
>wild lose to the hawks in 6 in the second round
I want off this ride
>>64141026
I met him at the draft on day 2. Tall motherfucker
1. Kane
2. Hasek
3. Leopold
4. Vigneault
5. Niederreiter
6. Weber
7. Rutherford
8. Shore
9. Raanta
10. Horton
Thoughts?
>>64141876
What the fuck kind of retarded list is that.
>>64141876
Correct
>>64141905
Full disclosure: I thought about flipping Raanta and Shore.
>>64141893
Tim Horton, not Nathan, you jackass.
>>64141929
That still doesn't answer the question fuckstick. They all play different positions.
>>64141764
Fairly certain Mrazek has more OT loses in which opens earned an ROW
Also the GWG game 7 against Tampa was a fairly aggressive flub if I may be so crass
>>64141972
>Fairly certain
youre already on the internet why not do 2 minutes of research before talking? what is this shit hfboards?
1. James Wisnewski
2. Janne Ninima
3. Phil Housley
4. Al MacInnis
5. Stu Grimson
6. Curtis Joseph
7. Michael Peca
8. Darius Kasparutis
9. Rico Fata
10. Steve Reinprecht
Deb8 me christfags
>>64141972
Mrazek is 3-3 in OT this season and has one win in SO.
>>64141979
its kasparaitis you faggot
>>64141982
I miss when shitposts would earn a ban
>>64141984
Also its Niinimaa
>>64141981
Fairly certain JimJam is 7-4-2
Almost certain 3>2
Ironically certain 2 overtime losses is greater than 3 overtime losses
#Indignant
>>64141984
>>64141991
Oh look hfboards is here where's your list you fucking newfags God respect the sanctity of this shithole full of clipart
>>64141988
Kind of like yours?
>on /hoc/
>in the early morning
>>64142000
why are you so upset? can you hear your mom being fucked right now?
Stop feeding the shitposter and report him you stupid faggots. God damn modern /hoc/ is fucking terrible.
>>64142007
>he goes on a clipart pig forum in the early morning
>he doesn't know how to skate
>>64142019
I work nights faggot.
>>64142025
No one gives a fuck
>>64142033
See>>64142032
Source:>>64142019
God dammit /hoc/ some salami from my hometown just got arrested trying to join ISIS. Why is the minnesota pedo meme still rampant when the terrorist accusations actually have some truth.
On a side not yelling Muhammad during lunch in high school was fun, see how many heads turn. Glad most of them moved to cheaper housing many years ago though.
its 7am and I dont have work today. I am going to go make the most elaborate breakfast I can. thinking of trying to make hollandaise sauce for the first time
>>64142037
>>>blogspot.noonegivesafuckaboutyourunfunnyanbecdote/learn2skate
>>64142037
at least they nagged him and youre allowed to own guns in your state
14.2% of all regular season games played by Howard have ended in an OT-loss.
8.7% of all regular season games played by Mrazek have ended in an OT-loss
>>64142037
wow that is so racist..
>>64142055
Please stop this petty damage control
Howard has a shutout rate of 5.9%
Mrazek has a shutout rate of 10.5%
>>64142047
But I can skate anon...
Howard has 3.4 penalty seconds per game on average.
Mrazek has 0 penalty seconds per game on average.
>>64142070
Please see>>64142035
>>64142073
fucking retard
>>64142079
See>>64142073
Let me tell you a story. Tiny Salami was a Finnish failure who played more Olympic Games than any other player in history and never won gold. In his NHL career he was embarrassed at his home stadium by his in city rivals and BTFO into retirement
What happened to Tiny Salami you ask? He moved home to Finland, to spread the word of Islam and talk about when he rode Pronger and Scott Niedermeyer to a cup he had nothing to do with
Mrazek should be Wings' starter.
Berra should be Avs' starter.
Gibson should be Ducks' starter.
Flames should euthanize all of their goalies. Trade for Varlamov or Andersen or Bernier or Howard or one of Bruins' 48 goalies when the market opens.
>>64142079
fucking rhubarb
god damn useless as hockey sticks
>>64142072
but anon howard has fewer games and fewer ot losses. Obviously that makes him better
>>64142105
>mention Mrazek loses in OT a lot
>people mistakenly correct you
>correct their correction
>their little brains melt
I'll add you to the list of faggots I could knock out with one punch. You're on page 14
who /morningbeer/ here
>>64142117
just called the cops to your house noob
>rags
>>64142123
Turpa kiinni
Have some fresh Cock /hoc/
With a side of >laffs
guys
>>64140787
new dank meme, coming through
>>64142116
Now this is some top tier banter.
Who else was in that patrician as fuck Wings/Habs thread last night, where we discussed fine liquor and literature. True connoisseurs of life, expansion plebs take note.
>>64140969
hello
you were missed
>>64142334
grease all the people that have started to talk to you will immediately turn back against you if you continue to talk to this armenian nigger. your choice
>>64141122
wew
Good night /hoc/, my friends.
>>64142356
Night breh
>>64142356
goodnight Western Americas friend.
>>64142356
>goodnight
>it's 8:08am ET/5:08am PT
Get a job you NEET fuck
>>64142369
>Get a job
>>64142369
I work nights, smell my nuts. Have one more dank webm since it just finished converting.
>>64136031
>>64136081
I wonder where that anon bases his assumptions.
>>64142403
>I work nights
fuck you, you 're getting a fucking embelishment
>>64142385
Someone's taxes have to pay for your neetbux, pekka
>>64142403
>night shifts
Sorry to hear that senpai, I work them once in a while, but it would kill me after a while if I only worked nights.
>your country doesn't have historical landmarks from the 4th century
Step it up, rest of the world
>>64142422
>tfw I work 6 PM to 3 AM
It's like evening for me right now.
So the Kings are winning the cup, right?
>>64142500
Oilers fan?
shut the fuck up
Told you we would be back
>tfw sean is now posting from 2 different countries
>>64142510
Yes how did you know? Did I say this drunk the other night and I forgot?
>1993
>Canacuks
:D
>>64142532
You must have been drunk. Not many people will admit to being an Oilers fan sober
Ben Bishop is literally the best goalie in the NHL.
>>64142537
>said by a Flames fan
>>64142550
>le be tall in front of the net man
>>64142577
>le best GAA in the league man
>>64142500
I used to work 2-12 it was pretty cool since I was 21. perfect schedule for getting drunk
/whosecondmorningbeer/ here
I wanna see Armenia and tranny lover fight
>>64142630
5th in save percentage too
he's the best goalie in the league right now deal with it
>>64142628
I dont. good thing I have armenia filtered
what do you odars think of the 3 on 3 OT format?
>>64142636
>fifth
>best
Choose only one
>>64142532
It's noon/afternoon here. You are obviously posting in the dead of the night. You can't have waken up early, so it's not early in the morning for you. Therefore you are from the west of the continent.
There are more Oilers fans than Jets fans here. You could have been a Canuck but I went with Oilers.
hi
>>64142659
grease is kinda smart sometimes. wish he was smart about hockey rather than politics and induction though
>>64142665
wanna do sex?
>>64141215
ugh stamkos on the leafs under babcock...
chill dawg..
>>64142699
>ugh
no
where is marc staal going you guys?
if only they could work out stamkos here *sigh*
>>64142679
>smart about hockey
I 'm learning. Why am I not smart about that?
>>64142654
so far so good
>>64142614
7 am and rocking the rum.
>>64142659
7 am bro. Not the dead of the night.
>>64142069
lol
>>64142713
Jesus Christ matey, do you really want the team who gave Nash $8mil to try and buy Stamkek?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/2015/12/09/los-angeles-kings-turnaround-drew-doughty/77032516/
Be afraid. Kings are in full meme mode right now
>called off this friday forever ago for no reason
>vodka and pizza for breakfast
fuck yeah gonna be fun until i fall back asleep in an hour
>>64142715
because youre still learning
>>64142862
still doing good for my short experience, thank you very much.
If stambot leaves, who becomes captain? I'm thinking cally due top previous experience
>Armenia is back
INTO THE FILTER YOU GO
http://liiga.fi/uutiset/2015/12/11/liigaan-tulee-alykiekko-mullistaa-jaakiekon-seuraamisen
FINLAND STOP.
YOURE MEMEING TOO HARD.
>apehoop team wins game
>apehoop fans storm court
>old man apehoop writes gets trampled
>old man gets leg broken
fuck other sports that even happened in a white state. hockey is best
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/cyclone-insider/2015/12/10/registers-randy-peterson-suffers-compound-fracture-during-cy-hawk-court-storming/77127638/
>>64142980
fuck that shit
>>64142989
>4th best team in the country beats literally who
>storm court
OH LOOK A REASON TO NIG OUT
>>64142980
https://youtu.be/vXhhlYdySqQ
>>64142980
google translate is fun
>for example the speed or the height of the ice surface
>>64143029
>>64142980
A smart puck devloped by finnish companies of Quuppa and SportIQ will be introduced to the audience for the first time in January, in the derby of Tampere between Ilves and Tappara.
The parties supporting this project were Liiga, the Finnish national betting agency Veikkaus, the Finnish hockey federation and the development section of IIHF.
The puck will send microwave signals to the antennas located in the arena to accurately follow its position and movements on the ice. The puck's velocity and the altidute are able to be tracked accurately. Player tracking via microwave transmitter will also be possible.
Veikkaus for example is very excited about this, due to the late growth of Live betting they can now add options such as "who had the hardest shot in a period" etc. And of course the data gathered would be beneficial to the whole sport and it's devlopement.
The puck fullfills the IIHF's standards and looks just like an ordinary puck.
>>64143036
yeah I got it I was able to understand the article but that part was just funny
>>64142343
I'd beat your fucking face and watch the replays afterwards
>>64143029
To increase scoring in the 2016-2017 season, portions of the ice surface will be raised or lowered at random, and some ice blocks will actually move.
>>64143143
>living in fucking roseau
>>64143146
Does this mean we finally get multipuck too
>>64143143
This is GM mode right?
I only play be a pro and online.
>mfw beat the Blazers 15-5 the other night
>>64143146
>>64143036
this is fucked up, unnecessary and further proof that capitalism needs growth for growth's sake.
>>64143157
Yes, the commission has also concluded that there will be two puck troughs that will dump pucks into the neutral zone in certain conditions.
-ten minutes into a period without a total of ten shots on net
-fifteen minutes into a period without a goal.
During multipuck, the rules for icing are suspended.
>>64143143
Literally no one cares aboot your pay2win mode shit team, stop posting it
>>64143143
>hockey ultimate meme team
>>64143211
Is Modano in his Red Wings jersey?
Lel
>>64142713
carolina
>tfw the kings are going to win the cup, again
>>64143249
>implying Dallas won't win
>>64143263
>dullas memeweebs
kucknadia pls, dullas is a first round exit
>>64143263
>Suckcockada voicing shit opinions again
Did u miss me?
>>64143263
I'd be ok with that but their defense and goaltending a shit
>>64143307
>AB gayer than the East coast of USA and Ontario
Flawed results, dumbass
Team Canada looks so lackluster this year compared to last. Nearly 80% of the winning roster is in the NHL, injured or too old now.
So my question to you Scandinavians :^) would you rather beat the defending champs in the Final or have a ebin Finland versus Sweden final?
>>64143328
>Rig pigs
>Not sexually repressed faggots who take out their pent up lust on each other
Gayer than Hongcouver tbqh
>>64143350
Most of em come from the maritimes though. They would've been fisherman - that other career where you're stuck out in a remote area with a shit load of other men and the thrum of machinery.
Then they gotta buy big fuckin' trucks to make sure people think they're masculine. lmao
>>64143350
They're all from NFLD, ON, and NS, you fucking retard
They're the same pieces of shit who voted in a communist provincial gov't.
Stay up late, wake up early in mornin I took a 3 of some syrup so I was right back yawning cuz
>>64143383
>Making excuses for being a huge faggot
Lmao ok edmonkek
>>64143383
the newfies didn't vote the ndp in you dumb twat.
you think rig pigs are left wing?
are you seriously this retarded?
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
>>64143418
>>64143394
I can't control you, you're not the one for me no
With my naked eye I saw it all in the pouring rain
>>64143418
Yes, because they're all borderline down Syndrome patients from the east coast
>>64143242
No, they are already trying to get rid of the Staals they have
>>64143308
>>64143375
are you smuk_anok
>>64143433
You're a fucking illiterate, most of northern alberta went to wildrose and a small bit went to the NDP. Do you just believe everything your daddy tells you so he doesn't get the belt out? Idiot.
It's not hard when the PCs under notley were fucking corrupt.
>>64143474
My dad's dead, anon
Also a lot of the easterners live in Edmonton and Calgary too, not just the rigs.
Every white and black person I work with is from the east coast. All the rest are from India.
>>64143340
We beat Finland in 2006 when we won the olympics last time. So I would rather beat the defending champs, if they are Canada. Beating Canada in the quarters or semi and then Finland in the Final wouldn't be too bad either.
>>64143489
>>My dad's dead, anon
So is mine but I don't cry about it on an online macaroni picture workshop you faggot
>>64143455
>Harper and Xi under Canadian couples
>>64143455
all I see are cücks
>>64143507
Keep living off of those tax dollars, you fucking piece of shit. Hopefully your mom and sister get raped by syrians.
>>64143455
>>64143535
>>64143551
>>64143522
:^)
>>64143489
do you work in the patch or did you work there and get laid off?
serious business now - Alberta's suicide rate has fucking skyrocketed due to low oil price / layoffs.
>>64143545
some of those syrian grils are prtty qt
>>64143569
>>64143570
Nope.
>>64143587
What happens when it's 2016 :^)
some of my family are canadian. they play baseball. kucked
>>64143610
all our moms and sisters getting raped and getting arrested for reporting it
The Kings are going to win today.
Wongs are four games from their longest consecutive points streak (The won or tied 15 games in a row in 1952). The charity point propels >us to 25 seasons.
I'm a Kings fan from Las Vegas. Do you think it's wrong if I change teams if my hometown gets a team?
>>64143690
Not at all, cheering for the hometown team is based.
There are people here who don't even live in the city they cheer for.
Example:
>>64143642
This guy lives in Ann Arbor but supports the Wings
>>64143717
>living in Detroit
lol
>>64143569
That's Toronto airport right? They started the importing today
>>64143690
I would like to answer that yes, it is wrong. You don't change teams. But in all honestly, go for it. Not your fault you didn't have a team before and you're not a bandwagoner considering you wouldn't know how good or bad the team is (compared to the kings). Especially if you make the decision before the team comes into being and starts to fill its roster.
>>64143717
>living in detroit
no thanks
I live in GR, the best city in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDc_VykRpao
How much better than this kid are you /hoc/?
>>64143471
Fuck off nigger
>>64143953
You're all Muslims
>>64143969
well if I played hockey, I'd probably have some applicable hockey skills instead of fancy stick tricks that no one gets to use lest they get rekt by some 6'4" 240 lb enforcer
posting early because i called in sick. extra smug today lads.
>>64143992
that's dearborne. There are hardly any in GR
>>64143992
Dearborn is like 3 hours away you baka
