Someone's going to have to take the reigns and make a new thread
>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt def Cody Pfister via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Middleweight
Thiago Santos def Elias Theodorou via unanimous decision(29-28,29-27,29-27)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
Tim Means def John Howard via rd 2 HEEEEEM
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes def Omari Akhmedov via rd 3 TKO
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0) ends in a No Contest (eye pokes)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling def Johnny Eduardo via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio def Andreas Stahl via rd 2 TKO
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
whats the chances of a paige nipslip
(refball)
>>64136863
low, but why does it matter when she barely has tits anyway
sub inbound
fuuuuuck
I bet Jim Miller says nigger an awful lot
>For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
they should stand this up, chiesa isnt doing anything
>>64136863
If it happens Rose has a flashback and chokes
>>64136849
>not linking the other thread
>not having game thread in tittle
why not just let england do it?
('64136857')
only worn once though, probably washed too
What is it about Texas that produces these people like Sage?
Listen here, Cody was doing absolutely nothing in Sage's guard. Might've been a bit premature standup but Sage had him rendered useless on the ground. Bottom line is Sage won that fight fair and square with a solid performance, neutralizing Cody. Props to Cody Pfister. A real fight a real fight fan would approve of, these two guys got a bright future here.
>>64136900
jesus
>>64136915
That's from the Quran, right?
Some high class BJJ here lads.
>>64136934
Cody's from Texas and he's like the exact opposite of Sage. Sage is more like a person from Utah desu
>>64136921
>the last gamethread is never linked
You can only have 5 active threads from any one OP so Britbro asked someone else to do it
I wanna kiss thug rose!!!
REAL THREAD
>>64136892
>>64136892
>>64136892
>>64136943
from the menorah m8
>>64136934
meme state
>>64136863
Just go watch Jessa Rhodes get fucked on any porn site
great fight so far
>>64136943
nope, the book of mormon
>>64136934
Disregard for your children
>>64136927
newfag
>>64136956
you're literally autistic.
>>64136956
Fuck off
>>64136849
>>64136956
Just fucking stop.
>>64136956
fuck off
>>64136945
I always forget how great Jim's BJJ is.
>>64136971
turned off the stream since the main event is over desu
>Leave the Nazi to me
>>64136968
patrician
wew
>>64136934
Who else from Texas is like that?
Why was I so hype for that Sage fight? It was worse than a Cathal Pendred fight and made even worse by how easily he got taken down.
>>64136938
he's a prospect, there's still plenty of time for him to develop
>>64136986
Alright, which one of you is this?
>>64137034
literally nobody, mormons are from Utah
>that awkward corner
>>64137031
sauce
>tfw you could tap Sage Northcuk
You guys also watching The Next fight with yout pants down and a pre-erection in hopes it goes to The ground and some hot action happen?
>>64137031
BREHS
>>64136986
So nice of Gaben to buy a friend for his dad
>>64137055
just.. no
>>64136887
Fucking nice. I'm tempted.
>>64137055
Everyone be sure to report this fucking goof.
>>64137055
>>64136900
gross
>>64137055
fuck off you cunt
>>64137055
>9 posts
>2 posters
>this one has 60 posts
>60 posters
just leave it be.
Damn Chiesa stealing that ranking spot
>>64137055
I hope you get bowel cancer
>>64137055
TOO
MUCH
AUTISM
>>64136863
she has boobs?
>JIM FUCKING MILLER
HEEM TAPPY
BASED
Loved that fight.
what a turn of events
HEEM TAPPY
>>64137055
Fuck off you faggot
YESS MY NIGGA
miller quit
FUCK
Naow thats a foight
EAT SHIT MILLER CHIESA IS THE FUTURE
>Love you mom
Lets get this shit started
>try a meme submission
>get shit on
>>64137115
>not posting in this thread and shitposting in the other one
Great grapple fight
These guys suck dick Sage would oneshot both of them. Pathetic performance by both.
>muh leglock XDD
Jesus Christ retire faggot.
finally the dank has arrived
>>64137055
fuck off you dumb autist
>Reversing a leg lock into a choke
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>64137154
He was probably concussed, anon.
>>64137087
clearly the OP of the other thread lulz
I've been edging myself for 3 hours in preparation
>top 15
>>64137168
basically, old and busted jim miller, meet jim miller 2
just like khabib is new tibau
wew
FUCK YES BASED CHEESY NOW ROSE GOTTA BRING IT HOME AND I EARN A HEEM PICKS TROPHY
Oedipus complex confirmed
How do you go from this...
>IM NOT THE BEST
wow a confident fight that doesn't act like a total fuckwit
TELLEM
>stream freezes for 30secs
>it comes back
>fight is over
Fml
>all you guys there on your computers
>breaking the fourth wall
pff. And you guys stil believe this is real.
>winning
>all that matters in the UFC is winning
Oh, Mike, how wrong you are.
BASED HOLLY
> I'm not the best.
>TELL'UM
>don't remember the last time i spoke with my mom, it's been so long.
Should I give her a call?
Card is over
Time for bed
Night /heem/
>calling out Dana
>saying only wins matter
>will be buried under bigger fights and fighters in a few hours
This guy'sdone lads
Paige vs. Rose time.
Lubing up now.
KHABIB IS ALIVE
>>64137300
12 year old detected
>>64137278
this tbhfam
I am so ready to CUM
Bloody hell why is Mini Mouse in the audience of every damn card?
Sages guard was none-existant. He was getting so brutally fucked he started illegally clawing Pfistrs face, thats the only place the blood came from. Sage didnt even get any good shots in. Pfister was hammer fisting and elbowing his ass until the faggot *cough* Dana White paid *cough* ref stood it up and saved his ass. Thats some despicable shit we just saw.
Who's /next/?
>>64137368
its been over since the Sage fight
Heh Holly got a facelift. Dat Reebok money.
>>64137385
literally ronda again
jdimsa
I predict these things
KHABIB SIGHTING
>>64137300
This guy is literally planning an attack.
KEBAB SIGHTING
I HAVE SPOTTED KEBAB
>>64137357
all winners left
>>64137363
I rolled off her this morning
she's fine
>>64137375
My nigga
>>64137385
hose ay
>>64137320
to this?
khabib about to blow up the event behind mighty mouse and end the flyweight division
Aldo vs McGreggor is one of those fights where the viewers.
I want McGreggor ti win just for the shit talk
>>64137385
U VA MOHERRRR
>>64137382
he likes fighting?
>>64137385
>those feet
>>64137382
Because He's A Fucking Fight Fan!
JUST SHITTING UP THIS SHIT THREAD
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT LITTLE LSOERS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING LITTLE PUSSIES
![1394[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3sYBgnm.jpg "1394[1].jpg")
>>64137055
>>64137087
>>64137123
>>64137300
>>64137382
who wouldn't want to be?
I want Conor to lose just so Ido Portal looks even more like a fuckwit.
>>64137403
>Get turned into a retarded chubby sissy after one head kick
Put Holly aginst Cyborg f@m
>>64137443
dat ass
Who /ultimatesurrender/ here?
BRUH 194 has the most solid top 3 fights I can remember almost ever.
HUE NEEDED
Do hues care about aldo vs mcgregor? Is it in the media or anything????
Adan Elmi is such a pathetic little bitch. I'd love to kill him and his family.
>>64137464
Slack wrote that? Fucking based.
>avoiding the times McGregor breaks the staredown
kek
>>64137464
>>>/r/eddit
I thought Kenny Florian was doing the colour commentary tonight. All three of them sound the same.
Lads I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna buy the PPV
I can't imagine my feelings if the stream cut out or got laggy during Aldo/Connor, I just can't risk it
>>64137482
>Don't be a DNB
>Gets KO'D stiff
>Literally turns into a DNB who eats fast food all day.
>>64137482
how could a woman like her mother dump out such a retard liker ronda?
>>64137512
He's doing zero (0) cards this weekend :(
>>64137451
>>64137485
Damn colonials and their hiveminds.
Paige's voice is so annoying
>>64137517
Aldo isn't going to make weight. The fight isn't going to happen. Don't bother. Why do you think the UFC stacked the card? They know Aldo/Conor isn't happening.
Jack Slack going into the filter
>>64137503
Oh youre an overweight edgelord too? I bet youre really ugly and poor.
Prove me wrong, bitch.
Yeah that's what I thought.
let's get closer
>>64137517
you in the gong mate? we could split the cost if you want?
Paige Van Zant?
More like Paige Van Fap or somethin'.
cry rose
>>64137411
show the rest of your bet, i'm curious. same with that aussie parlay bet, which was pretty interesting from a few days ago
>>64137500
you are reaching unprecedented levels of arsepain
>team alpha male
>lightweight men
>alpha
Manlets shouldn't be allowed in an alpha male club
>>64137382
he lives in Vegas
>>64137547
I don't necessarily agree, it just takes a lot of balls to say that publicly.
You srsly wank during fights?
>:D
WHEN PAIGE'S HEAD CLATTERS AGAINST THE CANVAS.
FIRST ROUND SUBMISSION MARK MY WORDS.
>>64137548
you really think i'm just gonna sit there and let you get closer?
Why hasn't Paige cut her hair? Wasn't she supposed to do it for charity?
>I said it in his native tongue he is gonna die
And he didn't understand a word
>>64137496
Kind of, but not really
Aldo is not nearly as hyped as Anderson Silva used to be
But then again I'm a social recluse who watches no television, maybe it's a bigger event than I realize
>>64137561
At least I'm not a shitskin.
desu
Fucking disgusting walk-in song.
Wasn't Page supposed to shave her head for cancerkids?
Does Paige stand any chance against rose?
who else is going for Rose, I want the entire female devision to be destroyed so this meme can finally end.
>>64137549
In Newcastle mate, thanks for the offer though
Start work at 5, gonna tell my manager I'll be late due to car troubles if they PPV isn't done by 4:45 when I have to leav for work
>>64137577
Hahaha what the fuck, do they not make suits that small?
Anyone else fucking salty about that Northcutt fight? You give us a shitty fight and make it even shittier with fucking refball? If I ever meet Dana White im gonna heem that fucker so hard
>mfw when Rose wins with another kimura she learned when she was training at our gym
time for some WMMA im gonna take a piss
>>64137594
she already cut it """"""short"""""" can't you tell?
>>64137588
I'm gunna try it out
>>64137607
>not getting hype as fuck to this soong
>>64137577
The cringe lads
Rose gonna fuck her up
>>64137500
report him to DHS
send all those pics as evidence
get him flagged
>>64137587
>being an antimilitary edglord on reddit takes balls
lol
Next you'll tell me denouncing christianity on reddit takes balls.
>>64137615
rose is gonna get smoked
>>64137616
I want all of the memes to die. Paige, Sage and Conor.
LET'S GO
BOUT TO FUCK A NIGGA UP
LET'S GO
>>64137616
everyone knows joanna and claudia are the only actually good fighters at strawweight
>>64137556
ayy lmao
>>64137628
I'm salty too. Now I know not to get hype for his fights cause his time will come.
>>64137588
This is my first time :3
>>64137658
>not embracing meme culture
>>64137594
Not the hair on her head
I hope rose breaks her jaw
so sick of seeing her smile 24/7
>>64137628
the refball didn't really affect the outcome, so no I don't care, quit whining
>>64137574
only beta males call themselves alpha males
alpha males just area
its like when you do an impression of a celebrity "look nuculur, im george bush". you don't need to fucking say who the celebrity is if you're worth your weight
same goes for alpha males, you just are, you don't need to say you are
god damn I want to eat Paige out
What happens if a muslim woman wants to fight in the ufc? Is she allowed to wear her habib?
do u guys think joe rogan is funny
>>64137588
how can you not
>post yfw Paige gets BTFO and leaves the octagon crying
oh shit cheer leader fight
ROSE IS GONNA SUB HER
U VA MOHERRR
>>64137631
I got to roll with Rose when she trained at our gym and I let her lock a triangle on me. She sucks so of course she couldn't finish it and I just sat there mentally jacking off for about 90 seconds while feeling her thighs. U jelly?
You can probably fuck with Sage by whispering "Hail Satan" in guard or something.
Kid looks like one of those kids that are groomed by their parents
Who did this
>>64137464
What a piece of shit this Slack is.
>>64137697
She looks like Pfister
>>64137689
you wanna know how my dick taste?
>>64137693
he's a meme
>>64137691
Why would a muslim woman be outside of the house?
no tight shorts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pat barry with the crazy eyes
>RTJ
sending rose my energy \o/
>Lithuania
>born in Milwaukee
wat
Pat Barry is 36
Rose is 23
Damn bro
Are there any WMMA fighters that look good during the actual fight?
>comes out to RTJ
noice
Ah fuck. I forgot women fight with their hair braided. There goes the boner.
ROSE JUST GOT BLACKED BY THAT CUTMAN
>>64137577
hahah fucking midgets.
>Aaaand noooooow! for the techincally inferior in every regard MAIN EVENT!
>>64137482
>yfw Travis just wanted to mooch off her success and was banking on being with her when she became rich and famous.
>yfw he now has to console and nurse a broken chunky mess. or else be the guy that bailed on her in her darkest hour.
I would've burst out laughing with Pat Barry in my face like that.
>>64137693
not intentionally
>>64137577
The Lollipop Guild welcoming Dana to Munchkin Land.
>>64137735
what are you confused about
based rose gonna kill pvz
>>64137688
>alpha males just area
you're right, and super alphas have depth and just volume!
>>64137623
my brother's fiance is 4'10 and has to shop at kid stores hahaha
she is going shopping for a wedding dress and will likely end up getting a communion dress that looks like a wedding dress ahahaha
Rose is not a woman, she's actually a teenage boy with a buzz cut
/bunda/
In to watch Pat Barry's girlfriend.
>walking out to rtj
go rose
She was so cute with hair. ;_;
>>64137733
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>64137736
living the dream
rose is such a cutie
>>64137712
could you imagine him fighting Nate Diaz or something? Just tons of unmitigated shit talking
>>64137620
no worries mate, thought id ask. Hope you get to work on time.
Bang one heem one
which fight has more sex appeal
VanZant vs Rose
or
Weidman vs Rockhold
>>64137747
>What is every HW main event ever?
>Tfw Pat Barry will never talk shit to you to hype you up before a fight
>>64137749
Haters gonna what?
>>64137712
sage versus all the muslims at 155. dariush, khabib, khabilov,
though is dariush an asssyrian christian?
>>64137688
Fuck did you say FAGGOT?
>>64137747
Perhaps, but infinitely more fappable, Elias/Santos fight not withstanding.
RTJ is reddit
Why is this being televised? I would wreck both of these chicks, probably at the same time. Is this some kind of fetish? Because I can't take it seriously as a combat sport.
>>64137691
top khekbib
Rose actually kind of QT with the short hair.
>>64137780
weidman vs rockhold duh
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S TTTTTTTTTTTIME
>>64137780
VanZant and Weidman easily
Weidman > all
the dude is a fucking hero. Luke is just some cringey wanna be tough guy
