>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt (6-0-0) vs. Cody Pfister (12-4-1)
Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (11-0-0) vs. Thiago Santos (11-3-0)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
John Howard (23-11-0) vs. Tim Means (24-7-1)
Welterweight
Omari Akhmedov (15-2-0) vs. Sérgio Moraes (9-2-0)
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0) ends in a No Contest (eye pokes)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling def Johnny Eduardo via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio def Andreas Stahl via rd 2 TKO
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
what the fuck did I just watch
Just tuned in,
Did Sage win?
Joanna and Claudia are coaching TUF...
>sport
>MMA
pick one
new champ soon lads
First for spaghetti
>>64131429
wait what
1st for best Rose is Rose with a pony tail in a gi.
>>64131412
drew blood with that eye poke tbf
>>64131431
kek
>>64131431
Is there a more handsome fighter?
>1 post late
>>64131412
is that spencer pratt?
>>64131476
Elias
>>64131429
Is it all women?
>>64131476
none.
This has to be the sexiest fight in UFC history between him and Weidman
Are you ready for the GOAT to compete?
SISTER PFISTER AKA THE NEXT HOLLY HOLM GET THAT MONEY YUNG BLUD
Still need a webm of the poke
>>64131428
she is definitely on some drugs, i look like that when on molly
>>64131431
He's getting violently heemed by the Chris, it will make the Silva fights look like a tea party,
WHEN PAIGE'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
Sage goes in all fields
>>64131501
what?
Elias is way better looking than Weidman. So is Machida.
>>64131504
is this kid always on some shit?
he always looks spaced out
can someone please post that webm of the UFC ring girl twerking on that sleeping guy
why the fuck do eye pokes still happen? just never let fighters extend their fingers ever, threaten to penalize them anytime they do
>>64131004
This one is most depressing to me
>obese guys
>fat guy Ross Clifton (one punching) is dead
>trained by Dan Quinn
>in bum fuck promotion KOTC
>other opponent was some guy
>clearly didn't want to be there
>is running away when he realized being punched hurt
>wants out but isn't going to be let out
>this reebok ad
Its as if they have no clue who actually watches the ufc.
.__.
>>64131431
Wake up Luke
It is all over
>>64131476
jouban, elias,
Who is your favorite lesser known fighter /heem/?
Mine is Joseph "The Ho Bag" Bochenek.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Joseph-Bochenek-832
This is what swagger looks like
>Aldo Silva
sexy black guy, wish he would violate my girlfriend
>>64131476
conor is underrated imo
>>64131555
just change the gloves into the pride ones
>>64131526
It's at the top of this thread
stagnaetn
>>64131549
HGH and stanozolol my man
>>64131526
It's unironically the webm in the OP.
>>64131565
why?
>>64131504
>>64131504
>>64131504
THOSE LEGS
>NOT ON ROIDS
But dad siad it's cereal guise!
>>64131560
you could see the blood when he was talking to his cornermen after the ref stopped it.
gross
>>64131590
Honestly, the index and middle finger should be gloves, one big gloved finger.
Nobody ever gets poked with the ring/pinkie fingers. If it happened after that, you'd know it was intentional. Literally every eye poke is with the index or middle finger.
Where's the stream lads?
>>64131504
>only 155lbs
>>64131556
j-jesus christ ;_;
>>64131618
>taking a siesta on leg day
smdh espagne
Rose is going to fuck up Page so hard.
Molested part hispanic monster vs little blond girl
>>64131424
not yet. At least another bong before he fights.
>>64131610
HGH injections via spinal tap from the time he was six tbqh family
He looks like a super soldier project
Swagger - Family - Power
>>64131555
UFC won't ever give a shit until a big star loses an eye and mainstreams news picks it up
>>64131590
Makes grappling harder fampai
>>64131590
What's different about pride's gloves?
>chadonthedecks.mp3
>>64131618
I bet his dad is a humongous cunt.
>>64131565
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Allen-13050
lads which guy should i root for? my wife's son really loves that pfister guy
>>64131429
>the #1 and #2 athletes in the world need a reality show to promote their competition
>>64131641
>Shaub literally impregnated a girl he found on instagram
>>64131685
>>64131661
and the cycle of abuse continues :-(
Money
MMA
Movement
Memes
Deez are tings that motivate me. That's it.
>>64131685
They are like Karate gloves, you simply have to really try to open your hand.
>>64131565
Scott Holtzman. He's my friend's step brother.
>>64131697
He's a known Steroids and Cocaine dealer
>>64131428
did they fuck?
>>64131565
Volk Han masterrace reporting.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Magomedkhan-Gamzatkhanov-1468
wtf is taking so long? did the black guy go blind or something
>>64131476
Elias and Alan Jouban are of a higher test than Weidman and Rockhold. I mean shit Jouban is a Versace model. They're both not championship caliber tho
WHAT'S THE SONG THAT'S PLAYING
>>64131556
That's the double rainbow guy
>>64131770
darude - sandstorm
>>64131565
>All them submission losses
Does he train BJJ ever?
>>64131565
Andrew Richardson
lads what if 4chan goes down saturday night
>>64131770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeCB7Kn-VE
>>64131794
Get raped
>>64131617
>Submission(Punches)
>>64131817
I'll just have 2 tabs open instead of 3.
r/mma is pretty based
>>64131817
Easy. Post on reddit.
>>64131763
jouban <3
>male model
>loves to brawl
>>64131817
im gonna fucking snap
probably the biggest event in UFC history and i need to be on here with heem
WHAT?
>>64131751
>dat Arianna profile
No wonder she's depressed. She looks like she has goiter.
>>64131817
Just post in the reddit thread :')
>>64131817
We'll be forced to actually watch the between fight hooplah
>this dance
Oh holy fuck
>>64131849
you can tap to strikes, its super duper confusion i know buddy.
> those ebin dance moves
>>64131865
>>64131851
Pathetic.
His walkout song is the "Happy" song? smdh..
>dat dance
I gotta root for him hes too happy
I like this guy, I hope he submits the allah slavbar
>bursts into memes right at the walk in
who wants to rub their penis on rose's shaved head?
why are bald/ shaved heads on women so rare in porn anyway?
>>64131865
Not even once senpai
Who /RAISING HELL/ here?
This >mewvment entrance.
Moraes time?
>>64131870
>im about to break
is Sergio Moraes autistic?
A lot of similarities between Will Grier's dad and Sage Northcutt's dad.
>tfw you'll never be unknowingly pumped with HGH during your development years and forced to do karate or be an elite QB because your dad doesn't care enough
>>64131893
trying to take the smiley meme away from Sam Alvey
>>64131927
shaved heads on women is gross
>>64131943
>MMGAY
>>64131715
GOAT gloves
>using frank mirs shitty kanye walkout song
literally why
>Dagestan
That's a wrap senpai
>>64131751
who is that chick on the left? I find her strangely arousing.
who /nogasinthetank/ here
Who you got, /heem/?
Russia stronk or the Huezillian?
>>64132007
who /pirate/ here
mods officially on girl pics now. watch out friends.
>>64131983
only if you're a bitch
>>64131565
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Bartosz-Fabinski-87101
unironically this guy tb.h, I've never seen someone wrestle-fuck as hard and as well
>yfw Conor crocodile walks to the cage
is every russian fighter who fights in the ufc a russian national champion of something?
>>64132007
The eye poke wasn't nearly as bad, he just gave up cause he was tired
>>64131979
>that finger he throws into the air at 8 seconds
tyrone my chum please stop caving my head in
is this another muslim russian?
>>64132026
Russia round 1
Northcutt round 1 as well
>>64131927
I'm sure lesbian porn that is actually aimed at lesbians has plenty of shaved heads.
>rub your penis on Rose's shaved head
when my g/f shaved her head for kicks I tried that. Feels good man
>>64132007
>He took him in to deep water and he drowned him
>>64132026
Dagestan stronk!
>>64132026
Russian Rage over the Smiling Hue.
>>64131979
my favorite part of this webm is when Alvey is trying to get away from Doomsday and he throws up his hand and it looks like a "now see here!" motion until he gets punched out again.
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64131751
no unfortunately, you can see vanessa deny her eye contact
why Wikipedia is kill
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64132047
>>64132089
>>64132101
only fags like dyke haircuts on women
>>64131955
Are Big Dogs becoming a meme?
>>64132134
Faggot
fuck I wish they would at least just let these guys wear their own custom shorts. This Reebok shit is so generic.
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64132060
who you got, nigger or mudslime?
>>64132129
Because you didn't donate.
>>64131983
A man that prefers penis over vagina
>>64132129
no is kill
>>64132149
Big Dogs were a meme before "meme" was a thing
>>64131983
>>64132134
Faggot
HEEM DROPPY
HEEEYYYY
HEEM ALMOST SLEEPY
>>64132164
nigger, muslims are a total cancer to civilization
>>64132156
Why the fuck is Mac and Me sitting behind Cub?
>Are you coming to my party, Anon?
10-9 russia
stream pls
>>64132156
At least let the fighters choose different colors. This white/black shit is so bland.
>>64132232
why so i can stare at the floor awkwardly?
>>64132222
>that flat nose
What's wrong with your FACE??
knockdown gets him a 10-9
stay strong moraes
>>64132222
nice get
>>64132239
findminecraft.com/heemstream
>>64132239
check reddit family
>>64132232
How much to get in?
>>64132284
great quality thanks
>>64132071
not even being cheeky, but I would heem Rogan so hard
>>64132232
I-I have plans that night
>>64132284
thanks potato
>>64132234
Should be 10-8. I wish MMA would do 10-8 rounds if a person gets dropped and doesn't get back in the fight.
cmon on i need heems i gotta get up early for work tommorow!
why do the ruskie muslims always look like neanderthal apes?
>>64132284
plz stahp famine-bro
>>64132284
oh fuck ya, my other one was starting to get shitty
>dagestani karate
>huezilian bombs
>>64132322
>>64132300
nice dubs
>>64131881
Why is that webm so fucking sexy?
>>64132325
That's more or less the updated criteria for 10-8s actually
Overhand right is the only damn punch you see in 80% of all mma matches
>>64132232
Y-you too...
L O N D O N
O
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D
O
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>>64132239
>>64132284
Had to higher the volume, apart from that perfect stream
>>64132089
>>64132101
>>64132132
>>64132152
>>64132158
>>64132159
>>64132190
I see the /r/mma faggot squad is here to defend social justice for all terrible hair styles
>>64132349
Because your brain believes she is looking at you
which ring card slut 2016 calendar should i buy
>>64132239
Dana.com/thatsillegalbud
>>64132284
I literally had a seizure
>>64132393
Fuck off potato. There is nothing gay about licking a woman's shaved head while you softly tug her feminine penis.
>>64131457
how is it possible to be that much taller and muscular than someone but weigh the same? i understand cutting weight but doesnt cody cut as well?
>>64132355
its the last thing every Swedish fighter ever sees
>>64132393
>ireland
why am i surprised you gay marriege enablers defending a fag
Hue stole the round
>>64132419
Dana White
Do you think tomorrow's card will be at least decent? This is fucking atrocious.
>>64132434
There's an entire science behind cutting. Some people cut much better than others naturally, as well.
>>64132353
I have yet to see it it scored that way though.
>>64132355
why are you complaining Sven? when a juicy overhand right land its one of the most satisfying heems to watch in mma. Hendo's knockout on Bisbing is one of the funniest things ever.
>>64132445
no one its a shitty fight
>>64132419
> calendar
up your game, son
>>64132433
>>64132439
>wants women to look like men
>calls others fags
I bet you only watch MMA to jack off
>>64132466
its prelims you cunt
This fight is shiiiiiiiiiit
![d7ArXZk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/27UhjQA.jpg "d7ArXZk[1].jpg")
how can they fix eyepoking lads?
https://streamable.com/5cse
pride gloves?
>>64132445
Hard to call, depends on how the judges feel about the tightness of the guillotine's lock.
>>64132473
Yeah sadly :(
>>64132476
shit striking desu, just let me see that juicy striking in conor vs aldo
>>64132329
That's what mix of Slavic and Turkic genes does to you.
>>64132498
Damage resistant contacts. I'd design them but I don't need any more money.
what would kuk thomas say about this fight?
>>undefined
RARE
>>64132544
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64132544
hey faggot I have /heem/ open in another tab while I watch with my son. Keep it PG please
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
MY GOD
Wut
OH SHIT HEEM SLEEPY
wat
HEEM
E
E
M
heard they were remaking this with an all-white cast called "my wife's kids"
>>64132544
is that Kylie?
HEEMED
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
heem dreamy
WOOOW NO MORE ALLAHU AKBAR TONIGHT
OH MY GOSH WHAT A BOOM BLAST
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM
MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES
JIUJITSU POAUNCH
HEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYY
LE DANCING MAN
>>64132485
>Doesn't fap to fights
>Does't want to rub their dick on the head of a shamed woman and havin their little hairs ticklick your john
you wanna know how i know you a casual?
sigh another stinker.
ALLAH AHKBAR
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
why didn't he just do that in the begining
Dat straight is gonna end Conor's night too
>>64132604
good heem desu
See what happens when they use the smaller cage? Non stop finishes all night.
>want to broadcast bad company 2 on twitch for a bit
>want to watch UFC with heem
FUCK
>>64132583
ya 4chan just spazzed out, reload page
SLEPT
checking to see if 4hcan is down
>>64132325
when will rin nakai be back?
hottest ufc girl desu
Early stoppage, 2bh
>>64132480
my gawd, i need them all
did he just beat a Jackson dagestani?
Early. Russian was going for the single leg
Good flurry, but that was a fucking shit stoppage. When he fell, he immediately dug the underhook in and rolled to the leg. He wasn't even close to being out.
>>64132476
Amen to that
SPICY BANGERS
P
I
C
Y
Great showing by the hue
Hoping he sets the tone for the main card
