This is where the news goes
Will Draisaitl grow a hitler moustache during the playoffs?
>>64128372
holy shit
my sides
>>64128372
I fucking wish.
red wings @ habs
>>64128477
>>64128477
>>64128477
>>64128332
does every canadian look like that strapping young lad?
>>64128372
>le ebin hitler Draisaitil maymay
>>>/pol/
>>>/trash/
>>64128536
No, too white, if he was Asian or Arabic then yes
>>64128372
>oilers
>playoffs
>>64128560
Kill yourself cow c uck
>>64128380
>>64128422
>It's June 14, 2016
>Against all odds, the Edmonton Oilers have made it to the Stan Lee Cup finals against the Washington Capitals.
>They have three functional scoring lines, nilsson has been averaging a .945 and the defense has fully solidified.
>The nikitin call-up actually got niknik all fired up and he has been averaging nearly a point a game while playing solid shut down
>Leon Draisaitl has been growing a burns-like full beard
>it's game 6, and the oilers are up 3-2 in the series. The capitals face elimination at Rexall Place
>AND HERE ARE... YOUR EDMONTON OILERS!!!!
>Drai skates out in an oilers colored SS outfit, and has shorn his beard off leaving only the classic "toothbrush" moustache driven into infamy by Adolf Hitler
>he scores a hat trick in the first period and is instantly given a six million dollar contract
>gary bettman gasses himself
>Bettman leaves the executive booth
>>64128372
will he be celebrating every goal with the nazi salute?
>>64128660
>an oilers colored SS outfit
Sounds a little gay
>>64128332
1992 right?
> no news
Please, my autism!
>rags
go lightning
Hawks/Preds 2. This one will be rough lads. Unless Weber and Josi score i don't know how they even score a single goal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw
Friendly reminder I'd beat the fuck out of any of you
>>64128805
Hope it goes better than last time for teh Preds.
>>64128560
back to reddit
VAN: Dan Hamhuis learns the hard way that pucks are not edible
EDM: Juhjar Khaira gets in his first NHL fight (designated hitting streaks), call up niknik from bakersfield
TBL: Stamkos trolls his own team by liking a TSN trade article
CAR: Skinner getting shopped (rumor)
CHI: Kaner continues point streak, sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him "sexual powers"
MIN: Dubby missing a couple of games due to LBI (groin)
>>64128888
>>64128888
>>64128888
bolts sens
>>64128921
>mfw canada hasn't won a cup in forever
I now remember the american from yesterday (or was it the european morning of today perhaps..) that was looking around for which team to bandwagon, even though he was living near Dallas.
>>64129043
I want to live in ᐃᖃᓗᐃᑦ
>>64129043
Would if I lived there tbqh
>>64129080
are you an eskiboo?
>>64129137
I'm a cold weatherboo
Caps/Cats delayed due to no paramedics on site.
What the fuck?
Paramedics aren't "in place" for the Caps/Panthers game yet so all the players are shuffling back to the dressing rooms instead of dropping the puck.
Apparently bad accident outside the arena so the paramedics had to leave.
Can someone get a caps/panthers gamethread going?
>>64129296
you do it faggot
>>64129321
Fuck you I will.
>>64128560
>the one jew hockey fan not in new york
>>64129334
See all you needed was a bit of coaching. Keep this up and I'll promote you to the third line!
>>64129321
you forgot to take your name off
ᖁᕕᐊᓱᒋᐊᕐᓯᒪᓪᓗᑎᓪᓘᓐᓃᑦ, ᐃᖃᓗᓐᓂ ᓱᓇᑐᐃᓐᓇᑦᓯᐊᓂᑦ ᓱᔭᑦᓴᖃᕈᓘᔭᖅᑐᖅ
>>64129426
Inuit are p cool.
Around Cree, attempt to flee.
>>64129459
>flee
Just drop some listerine
>>64129519
o cmon das racits
Panthers games make me sad. They have a fuckin legend in Jagr yet the arena is 3/4 empty.
And Jagr just scored. Tied with Marcel Dionne now.
>>64128660
How do I get into hockey?
>>64129612
I hate niggas who hate on Jagr or call him a meme
>breaking records
>playing forever
>looks like he's in his late 20s
>banging 18 year old dimes
>still on a first line
>bringing the mullet back
Seriously, real gangsta shit right there.
>>64129653
Why so salty?
>>64129705
be rich, white, and watch the games
>>64129705
watch game
>>64129708
I heard we'll be dead by the time Jagr retires.
>>64129708
I hope they make him huge statue here
like a statue of liberty except its gonna be Jagr
>>64129705
Just watch games DESU, pick a team with players or playstyle you like and watch the games on TV or on pirated gamecenter.
Post sandwiches in /hoc/ threads.
Hockey is exciting as fuck because there is a LOT of actual playtime during games, unlike handegg or basebore.
>>64129708
1. Gretzky
2. Orr
3. Jagr
4. Richard
5. Lemieux
>>64129800
he's already confirmed another 10 years
>>64129805
Make this into a statue
>>64129833
This
>>64129865
STOP FUCKING TRYING TO UPVOTE THINGS
>>64129902
This
>>64129805
>like a statue of liberty except its gonna be Jagr
>>64129849
based
>>64129805
They definitely should make a fuckin statue.
>>64129811
>post sandwiches in /hoc/
REEEE
Where does /sp/ watch online
>>64130073
MAD
AT
SANDWICHES
something like this, but huge
>>64130073
just read his whole post it's pure reddit. its the same guy every time I wish he would put on a trip so we could filter him
>>64130091
nhl.com
>>64130103
something like this but jagr
>>64130103
That would be amazing.
How about this
>Leaf fans think their team is good enough to get any of those players
>>64130229
>>64130210
or lets make him like really big
>>64130237
RNH should be traded to Nashville for Shea Weber if they get lucky
>>64130098
>>64128372
>>64130265
Should do it in a russian style and put 1968 type bantz on it
>>64130282
>>64130337
>>64130331
lmao, i like the idea
he should also be doing the salute celebration
>>64129811
I try to watch my hometown team(blackhawks) but I just can't. I dont understand the formations or whatever the announcers are saying
![P-NHLCHI00MSC-G2LE_hero[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cr2gaSi.jpg "P-NHLCHI00MSC-G2LE_hero[1].jpg")
>smug blackhawks mascot made of lego
kek
>>64130352
Sieg Heil
![oyo_2014_tampabay_thunderbug[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/68soJ2t.jpg "oyo_2014_tampabay_thunderbug[1].jpg")
Tampa Bay's mascot is fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>64130387
mate hockey isn't rocket science to understand
you have 5 guys skating around trying to get puck in, two focus on defending, the rest on attacking, and a goalkeeper ofc
>>64130295
Top Lel
>>64130356
we have a winner
>>64130387
>blackhawks
Bandwagon fan REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64130454
wow that looks stupid. i mean >our mascot is stupid as it is but holy shit
>OILERS ARE UNIRONICALLY 3 POINTS OUT OF A PLAYOFF SPOT IN DECEMBER
Explain yourselves western conference
>>64130460
Not even baiting for real though. Hockey has gotten popular af here Luke the last 6 years and all my friends talk about now
>>64130468
I guess I just gotta watch more
>>64130595
how many times today do you want to discussd this?
>>64130678
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
WATCH THE FUCKING GAMES
FUCKING BANDWAGON CITY
>>64130750
>3/5 hockey
guess we're a bandwagon sport mi familia
>>64130678
>drop puck
>two teams
>try to put the puck in the other team's net
CONGRATS! THERE YOU GO! Now watch the damn games and quit baiting.
>>64130750
disgusting desu
>>64130792
now youre obviously a nigger since you cant even read a simple graph
>>64130750
>The year 2073
>Hey guys go hawks!
>FUCKING BANDWAGON PIECE OF SHIT YOU WEREN'T EVEN A FAN UNTIL 2010
>>64130750
>>64130799
Not baiting but k
>>64130792
>hockey fans
hockey fans arent the ones bandwagoning the hawks, all the casual plebs who just started watching hockey pick the hawks
>>64130832
if you don't like it reddit is more accepting of bandwagons
>>64130865
Just post publix and you'll fit in.
>>64130895
>Mad
I think it's funny faM. I honestly couldn't give a shit if you think I'm bandwagon.
>>64130878
well in homeboy's defense, he did say that the hawks were his local team so he's alllowed.
>>64130896
>Chicago
>Publix
>>64130750
Atlanta hawks has fans?
>>64130387
wingers mostly score, defencemen mostly defend, centers do both. Offense is generated off the rush or off the cycle. Cycling is basically constantly skating and passing along the boards until the defence makes a mistake and a shooting lane opens up.
Good example of cycling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFZ7-bE91Vg
The rush is obviously a quick transition from defence to offense.
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=2015020346-58-h
>>64130994
What team should I root for then to not seem like a memer. Thnx btw
>>64131056
JUST
>>64130895
He should consider the Canucks.
>>64130964
They gained 4 so it they grew by 100%
>>64130994
Forgot to add that the best chances to score are power plays. When a player takes a penalty like tripping or holding he is forced to go the penalty box and his team plays 1 man short for 2 minutes or until they are scored on, whichever is shorter.
>>64130387
>I want to get into hockey
>I can't get into my hometown team despite them being the most successful hockey team this side of the 2005 lockout
Why you giving us a bad name though.
>>64131064
SCORE
>>64130878
>all the casual plebs who just started watching hockey pick whoever won the cup last/have the best known players at the time
ftfy
>>64131104
holy shit shut the fuck up you are biting so hard. why is this how youre choosing to spend your night
>>64131118
I don't know shit about hockey senpai. I just know we have a parade for them every other year
>>64131073
But how many cups do they have again?
>>64131056
Just rape my hairline up senpai
>>64131196
Hockey is objectively the coolest sport and the only one with fun culture.
Football there are too many players. Basketball is full of blacks. Baseball is full of autistic fans. Hockey is full of FUN autistic fans, and nothing but banter amongst the players.
Also it's the fastest sport, and the sport with the most heart and parity. It's the only sport you'll ever see a bottom seeded team win a championship. It's the only sport where rookie kids can come off the bench and do insanely amazing shit in the playoffs.
>>64131061
Any team you cheer for will make you look like a memer.
Chicago has a minor league team that isn't affiliated with the Blackhawks. The tickets will be cheaper so you can get good seats (about 8-20 rows up, depending on the rink and by blue line is the best IMO) without paying too much. Hockey is a little bit easier to follow live because the camera angles on TV are somewhat restricting. Try it after you learn so rules.
>>64131183
>it took me 3 cups to learn how hockey works and keep up with /hoc/ bants, stop helping this johnny come lately
>Blackhawks fans unironically believe 2.5 Cups is a dynasty
>>64131304
I guess so because I'm an autistic baseball fan and whenever I come here I come out a little more retarded
>>64131394
>.5 cups
Kid, 2013 they were literally by far the best team in the NHL. If it were a full season they most likely still would have won.
Also only Gary Bettman and women think the Hawks have a dynasty.
>>64131204
>impying a "former" brooms shithead would think about the Cankeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r32LTvr4w2A
>turns over the puck
>takes slap shot to the face
Talk about a bad shift. Only thing worse would have been if they scored.
>>64131394
>Oilers 5 in 7
Dynasty
>Islanders 4 in 4
Dynasty
>Blackhawks 3 in 6
Close but not quite. One more cup and it's possible they'd receive HHOF recognition.
It would help their case if they had repeated or atleast put up a single title defense.
>>64131642
What would you consider a "title defense"?
They went to game 7 in the WCF in 2014, and lost off a lucky bounce.
Also, don't think they have a dynasty but still.
>dude lifelong fan lmao
>>64131304
>the only one with fun culture.
>Hockey is full of FUN autistic fans, and nothing but banter amongst the players.
>the sport with the most heart and parity
> It's the only sport you'll ever see a bottom seeded team win a championship. It's the only sport where rookie kids can come off the bench and do insanely amazing shit in the playoffs.
so much fucking cringe and so much is fucking wrong
>>64131566
That sucks, Hamhuis is one of the few likable canucks
>>64131810
>cringe
I think you would feel more at home at reddit.com friend.
>>64131863
FUN autistic FANS lol XD
>>64131835
he got a really brutal fracture in his upper jaw and has to get surgery now. timeline for his return is unknown.
>>64131764
A title defense is winning the year before and entering the finals again, it was a fluke that they didn't make the final that year but it happened so technically they have none
>>64131920
HOLY TOP FUCKING KEK
the full autismo canadian is back
>A title defense is winning the year before and entering the finals again
>>64131764
>>64131920
The WCF in 2014 was the real SCF anyway.
>>64132039
>The WCF in all years is the real SCF anyway.
fixed desu
RELIVING FEEL FROM LAST NIGHT
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=897445
HALLSAITL KEKS BURNSY
>>64132075
>>64132039
>leastern conference
lmao
>>64132075
And the Kings and Blackhawks are really the only two teams that matter in the Western Conference, so basically any series between the two teams is the SCF
>>64128332
I think you meant the picture to say
>Canada
>>64132039
Good point, I'd consider it a title defense but the HHOF is autistic about naming dynasties, there's a criteria that probably includes a back to back or at the very least multiple title defenses in between winning cups. The Hawks could brute force their way in with a few more titles.
>>64131972
you really have to lo and behold this kind of faggotry
>>64132151
>missing the playoffs after winning the cup
>kongs
>blackhawks will do so this year
lmao
>>64132133
JUST
>>64132185
>you really have to lo
Canadian education lel
>>64132185
every game you play after a win is a win streak. because you entered that game after a win so no matter what the second game made it a streak.
>crapitals
>>64132151
Anaheim, St. Louis and Nashville all would have beat the >least, they just never get a chance because of the elite western teams
>>64132233
kek suck a dick burrito faggot
>>64132185
What the fuck kind of usage of 'lo and behold' is this?
Are you Ricky from trailer park boys?
>>64132344
>hating on Rickey
>>64132380
I love Ricky and rickyisms but the nigga using 'lo and behold' like he did is a retard.
>>64132344
are you retarded. do me a favour and look up the meaning
>>64132259
he has a gf at least
>>64132344
ok the one troll was funny but what the fuck are you trying to say now? do you actually think he was wrong? have you ever read a book in your life?
>>64132435
I know the meaning you uneducated fuck. It can't be used as a verb.
"you just have to lo and behold this really cool sandwich post on /hoc/" - INCORRECT
"Brandon Prust speared me in the balls and, lo and behold, the next piss i took was blood red" - CORRECT
>>64132656
wait.. do you live in winnipeg and is your name ryan?
>>64132656
>post this really cool sandwich
where is the sandwich
You can use the phrase "lo and behold" in the same place as the words SURPRISINGLY or UNSURPRISINGLY, for example.
"I kept spamming pictures of sandwiches in /sp/ and lo and behold, I got banned."
(unsurprisingly)
"I bought a scratch ticket the last time I bought gas, and lo and behold, I won a grand."
>>64132748
No. God bless Ryan if he's more educated than you are and trolls the shit out of you though. Sounds like a real great guy.
>>64132656
Lo is actually short for Look, so it works either way
>>64132785
the phrase was "you really have to lo and behold this kind of faggotry". using your retarded logic i would of said "you really have to surprisingly this kind of faggotry". Do you see why this makes no sense? Do you understand how god damn retarded you sound?
>>64132819
You're right that the lo was originally look, but it doesn't work in the way you think. Because it's an idiom, it cannot be conjugated like a verb.
>>64132895
nice b8 m8
Since you used lo and behold wrong, what I said about it being interchangeable with the word un/surprisingly doesn't apply, now does it?
/hoc/ - grammar and usage edition
>>64132895
see>>64132819
>Like a wordy exclamation point, the two defining words in “lo and behold” mean basically the same thing. Specifically, the word lo!, meaning “look!” first appeared in Middle English (1100-1500 AD) in the 1200s, and essentially was clipped from the early English imperative word for “look,” lok.
>An even older variant meaning Oh!, derived from an Old English (500-1100 AD) expression of surprise la, is said by some to have appeared as far back as Beowulf (approximately 800 AD), although this is somewhat up for debate.
>As for the first instance of someone putting the two together in the relatively modern expression, it is generally thought that the first instance occurred in the May to August 1799 edition of The Monthly Review where it states: “But lo! and behold! gallantry and Jinttie arc laid aside, the chemist and the scholar are dismissed, and the colour-grinder appears…”
if you want to be wrong and try to out autism someone, 4chan is the wrong place faggot.
I loaded up a /hoc/ thread expecting huge amounts of faggotry, and lo and behold, there it was.
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>64133030
if you wanted to do it correctly in the modern language you shouldn't have said "and" however if youre using the classical way you would be correct.
this faggot thinks it always needs to be in the imperative but thats not really true
>>64132785
>mad at sandwiches
HEY GUYS IS ANYONE LO AND BEHOLDING A HOCKEYGAME RIGHT NOW xDDDDDD
>>64133081
It has to be in the imperative. It's an idiom. You don't conjugate them. Look at how stupid the first sentence is.
>>64133138
I decided to lo and behold the flims flams and bufflel
make lo and beholding a thing now ited make me feel cool knowing i started something
>>64133138
>you really have to look and behold at
>you really have to run and hide from
>you really have to see and hear from
>you really have to fuck and suck my
I dont see a problem with any of these sentences
>>64133138
Lo and behold, I'm going to a OHL game tomorrow.
>>64132612
oh yea, somebody else is trolling
>>64133279
nigger eat my cheeseburger ass
>>64133241
Makes sense if you are using it in an ironic sense because you love going to ohl games.
Makes sense if you don't ever go to them and you got surprised with some tickets.
But which two teams will you be lo and beholding at that ohl game?
I lo'd and beheld a college hockey game the other day, it was a blowout for the home team.
>>64130275
Holy shit
I still don't want to let Nuge go but I'd go for that trade
>>64133247
if i wanted a faggots opinion on this i woulda asked your dad last night
>>64133330
Nashville would never give up Weber
>>64133279
JULIAN. TAKE A LO AND BEHOLD OVER THERE, FUCKIN CYRUS IN HIS LEATHER JACKET LO AND BEHOLDIN LIKE A REAL DICKHEAD.
>>64133330
cant you see this is a lo and behold thread now
>sitting in gamethread
>go check /hoc/
>complete and total autism
>loing and beholding the flim flams
>go to /hoc/
>dank memes percolating
>lo and behold them
>>64133399
>>64133279
you ruined it samefag
IVE GOT MY TRUNK FULL OF HYDROPHONIC STUFF, TRYING TO GET BACK TO MY TRAILER, AND LONE BOLD RANDY FUCKIN STOPS ME.
>>64133279
>>64133399
>>64133532
FUCK OFF SAMEFAG ITS DONE YOU KILLED IT
>>64133528
wrong senpai
>>64133326
Gens and Icedogs.
Also a ticket season holder so I see all Gens home games.
>>64133330
It would make sense for both teams. Nashville needs a good center and Edmonton needs a defense man but Nashville ain't letting go of Shea unless the Oilel's GM makes it worth it.
>>64133293
Fuck off, Randy
Wings playing like absolute shit. If habs lose they're price babies
>>64133566
i'm not a weeb
>>64133634
dont you have any fans to talk about it in a gamethread or something
I'm really Lo and beholding his hockey right now family
>Bishop playing the best he's ever played in his career
>elite defense
>offense is finally getting healthy
>implying we're not winning the Cup
Guarantee you we will have the best record in the league from this point forward.
>>64133762
you are really trying to force it huh? this is the classic mistake of a person that needs to lurk moar
>>64133762
Sportsnet just called Red Wing vs. Habs an "Arbitrary 6" matchup. 6 team league fags btfo
>>64133532
Frig off randy before I low and paroled your ass all the way to moosechin
>>64133789
Tamps is fucked by come contract renewal.
>>64133867
That picture is so golden. Brett Burns looks like he's about to be decapitated by ISIS.
>>64133941
>imblying isis wouldnt shave his beard first
>>64133941
>inb4 some Finn 4 hours later posts that Mclavicle and Poopjarvi pic
>>64133922
>hamhuis ded
The division is wide open, especially since SJ seems to be missing Couture and Vlasic as well
>>64133867
>>64134063
>loling
>@ u
>:)
anybody else not poor here and have a comfy xmas setup?
>>64134141
I don't get rogers out my way.
>>64134063
Hall's tied for 6th in points.
>>64134194
its nhl network in the us. get it everywhere if you get the sports package
>>64134141
Not poor, but extremely lazy.
I moved here over 6 months ago.
>>64134141
I've been a meme scout for a while now, and I feel like that snowman has real potential to meme in the big league.
anyone got an nhl network stream?
>>64134267
but there's no decorations do you even have a christmas tree
>>64134283
its 858 on comcast. I forget what it is on directv and I'm not changing rooms to tell you. y-youre not poor right
>>64134233
The Canadian version got shut down after rogers bought the right to the NHL broadcast and the cable don't run that far into the sticks.
WE ARE BACK
>>64134375
That would require effort beyond the bare minimum, which I don't really want to do.
Lo and behold le rape man just scored another point
>>64134063
>mad at the Oilers
I like this
>>64134141
>>64134278
i posted the meme snowman in the wings thread and i think we've got something here.
I'd like to sign your meme for 2 seasons 825k per season
>triplets going into meme mode
about time
>>64134141
Wow that tv must have cost 250 dollars
>tfw not rich
>>64134060
>nearly everyone on a win streak
>>64134606
Samsung's are pretty cheap at Costco
alright time to lo and behold that buffalel flams game
>>64134606
ok post your airplane
>I'm who sean pretends he is
what the fuck there isn't a thread for the flimflams / buffalels?
>>64134788
because youre lazy and didnt make one
>>64134744
>rents a private jet
>thinks that makes him rich
Hahahahaha you're pathetic
Post bank account
>>64134788
Irrelevant
>>64134926
>>64134926
>>64134926
made one anyway
>>64134832
its not a jet its a prop plane. I own it sorry I've proven it here before I don't want to blog about it again I just need it to fly across 2 states at a time. have a good night
>>64134960
>posts daddies mustang with no timestamp
KEK this guy
I can't imagine where Detroit would be without Larkin. I'm guessing just above the >laffs.
>>64135032
I guess now is when I say I don't understand why youre mad? I still spend my days on here just like you so what makes the problem?
>>64134734
How autistic are you?
>>64134617
Except the Yotes lel
>>64134960
>couldn't even afford the GT350R
disgusting tbqhwyf
>>64135189
nobody is mad about a guy making up stories. Pretty sad for you tbqh
>chicago losing by 4 in the 3rd
>kane scores
he cannot be stopped
>>64135297
His team sure as fuck can though.
>>64135260
No dude, rich guys always buy ford mustangs
L M A O
>>64135278
Yep. Respond again.
>>64135451
here in my garage
>>64135451
you better hope your mommy didnt see you showing the naughty finger to her audi crossover, skyler
Top kek
woo
>>64135482
>>64135505
jesus christ I just wanted to know if anyone else decorated their tv setup for christmas. awesome this place hasn't changed at all
>>64135451
Do you reckon your mom fingers herself during redights in her car?
>>64135665
Faggot you made it about money right away. The only people who brag about money on the internet are kids who haven't worked for it themselves or Saudis.
