>Main Card (on Fightpass at 10 PM ET/7 PM PT/3:00 AM UK)
Rose Namajunas (115.5) vs. Paige VanZant (115.5)
Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Jim Miller (155.5)
Sage Northcutt (155.5) vs. Cody Pfister (156)
Thiago Santos (185) vs. Elias Theodorou (185)
>Preliminary Card (on Fightpass at 6:45 PM ET/3:45 PM PT/11:45 PM UK)
John Howard (170) vs. Tim Means (170)
Omari Akhmedov (170) vs. Sergio Moraes (171)
Antonio Carlos Junior (185) vs. Kevin Casey (185)
Johnny Eduardo (135) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
Santiago Ponzinibbio (170) vs. Andreas Stahl (171)
Nathan Coy (170) vs. Danny Roberts (169.5)
Phillipe Nover (145) vs. Zubaira Tukhugov (145)
Kailin Curran (115) vs. Emily Kagan (115)
goob job tryhard
2 days lads
>>64127850
Sup pussy
Who here just watching for Sage "Master Race" Northcutt?
First for Rose waits for this for 5 rounds but she gets bullied and it never comes.
>>64127866
watching for Sage, Nover and Curran
Who /flowy/ here?
EMILY KAGAN
#JOINTHETEAM #MINUTES2GO
Good op op
Delete this shit mods having two up at once ruins gamethreads. Kill yourself OP.
>>64127894
be furst arr tem
>>64127834
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
>implying Cody "The Fister" Pfister won't fist Sage Northcock
LGTSS...
>lmaobud
>mfw i'm the original game thread bro
>mfw i created the format
HOW MANY BINGS?!
>>64127909
heem and gamethreads are different m8
>>64127894
here
>>64127931
About 8, I guess?
It was just made to avoid that Canadian one, you got every other one tonight
Rose has a stupid game plan. She's going to let Paige dictate the pace. Waiting for a submission is stupid. Even world class BJJ Claudia hasn't submitted anyone in the UFC.
There are people on this very /heem/ right now that think rose Has a chance
>>64127909
how.to.spot.a.casual.webm
mods
>>64127933
>>64127956
They're the same fucking thing when the fights start, which they are in a few minutes. I was posting in UFC threads when you were still shitting your diapers.
This is the REAL FIGHT FAN thread
stream?
FRIENDLY HEEMINDER: if you don't either pay for ppvs, have fight pass, or support the UFC through purchasing product then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant. You are not a customer of the UFC. You do not contribute anything to the product but still try to reap all of the benefits (and often have the audacity to expect a company, you don't even pay, to cater to your preferences). If you want things to improve and complain about it, yet you illegally steal UFC content then you are the scum of the earth. You are leeches on the company and on the sport as a whole. All of you criminal slime will get what's coming to you one day.
>>64127956
>tfw stream plays the original FACE THE PAIN
Which thread is pro /syrup/?
>>64127954
>numbers
>>64127999
That's not true. We always stay in /heem/ until it hits 500 then our resident britkek makes a thread.
goingto194bro here
Printed my boarding passes and checked in with the airline, printed my tickets to the event, pre-checked in at my hotel, and registered with UFC Fan Access.
All I gotta do now is pack my luggage and try to get a good night's sleep.
I think we're gonna go to pic related tomorrow night.
>>64128003
>pigeons fighting over seeds.webm
>>64127996
>>64128023
who the fuck is kendra perez
>There are people posting RIGHT now who unironically don't remember pre /heem/
Why do i even bother
>>64128007
i didnt know there was an end for some reason this is funnier
>WMMA
>Jim Miller vs Michael Chiesa
>Super Sage Northcutt brutalizing a retard kid
>the twitter guy with the hair
lol, there's no way I'm staying up for this piece of shit card
>>64128037
Who knows. Feel free to stop anytime.
>>64128033
>he's never watched Best of Pride
>>64128033
She's the hooker Dana hired to fuck all the real fight fans.
>>64128030
What is this? A stream for midgets?
WHERES MY BASED CANADABRO COMING THRU W/ THE /HEEM/TIME /snacks&hoez/
WE LOVE YOU BASED CANADABRO
WE LOVE YOU
>autistic canadian shitthread maker formerly of /pottery&rhyme/ infamy
Cody "4U" Pfister by ground and pound.
we's be live lads
HAPPENING
>>64128023
Good luck finding tickets. The chelsea holds like 4,000 people
LIVE
UFC fans are so ridiculous falling for Vanzant, Sage, and Connor
mi cucu
>>64128049
No one expects you to. You're not a FightFan, you just came here because of McMemer.
it begins the greatest three days in ufc history
IDS HABBEDING
any hd links?
>WMMA
Piss break
>>64128102
omg never post anything like this again plz
EMILY
K
A
G
A
N
#CORN2THECORE
THIS IS IT GUYS, WE FIGHTS NOW.
are Joe and Schaub going to be live during the main card?
>>64128087
Reading is hard for you, huh?
best 3 days all year, better than that week in the filipines
>>64128117
>not taking a piss inbetween rounds
it's like you're not even a real fight fan
About to heem myself lads.
HERE COME DA HOTSTEPPER
>>64128130
MURRRDERA
Holly spotted!
HERE COME THE HOT STEPPER
>>64128011
This thread is officially pro syrup and the real thread. Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLmu2kbk1WE
>Holly
THE GOAT KILLER HERSELF
dont forget to btfo the stream beggars lads
holly is there!!!!!!
Stream please mine isn't working
>>64128119
is this okay ?
>>64128148
STILL LIVIN LIKE DATTTTT
Pls share stream guys ;_;
>>64127892
Nover? srsly?
IM GUNNA RIP MY NUTSACK OFF AND SMOKE IT
This is the closest Holly will get to the cage until Ronda comes back
>>64128160
ufc.tv
>>64128160
second this please help a peasant out
I KNO WAT BO
DONT
K
N
O
W
i wanna kiss thus rose
HAPPENING
FIRST OF 3
BUCKLE UP LADS
Kailin pls win
>>64128167
/r/mmastreams and thats all im going to tell you
>>64128144
>Gordon's Gin
firstrowsports
>lorde
wew lads, im ready
>>64128154
Awww yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6L2evbUkas
>>64128186
i wanna kiss her hypeordie creampied vagina
>same reach as Mendes
Kailin could have been in Paige's spot right now is she didn't screw up
MARC GODDARD
Ireland deserves all these cards, six people in the crowd in vegas
>>64128195
Its awful, but I got tonic and limes so I'm solid.
>>64128223
BASED
A
S
E
D
KAILIN GETTING BTFO
>>64128099
>fight fan
more like fight kuck
face it m8, if this shitfest was on in the middle of September instead of 2 days before the biggest fight in UFC history then nobody would care
And I've watched 25+ cards this year so go fuck yourself
>dat milf rock-em sock-em intro
>>64128227
The main card doesnt start for 3 hours lad, Vegas fans dont like prelims
>>64128163
>based Serbiabro
Good to see you again, man.
>where you can really see that athleticism
fucking wmma man
>>64128144
plen gin tbqhmf
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>64128253
Fuck off
>>64128253
im not that guy :)
>>64128264
10 bucks for a handle homie. I aint tryna gettin smashed on deaths door or something nice.
>>64128265
LOL! UPVOTED!
post yfw watching a qt3.14 getting beaten up by a milf
>>64128253
god you're a faggot
yea think i feel like getting trashed at 4 in the afternoon
>>64128180
>www.findminecraft.com/ufcvanzantrose34523
JESUS FUCK
u tryna kill me?
>>64128295
>>64128289
dat sandnigger banter
>>64128290
>deaths door
ma nigga
>it's a stann card
>>64128265
Shut the fuck up monkey
>>64128168
nover never fulfilled his potential man :(
When I look at these women fighters I see stiffness. No smoothness to their movement. No flow.
>>64128331
when I look at these women I get stiffness bud
>>64128253
Hey m8.
>>64128302
>not frequenting /HEEM/
you deserved it
>>64128282
>>64128296
It must be awful to be the type of person that gets angry about something so trivial.
>>64128340
Keep it playful, lad
>>64128180
>www.findminecraft.com/ufcvanzantrose34523
plz
>>64128331
thanks for the analysis mcgregor
>>64128353
those shorts are tight
>those pathetic kicks
>>64128289
Talk about a fucked up trick to play on your homie.
>I'mma kick this nigga in his ass so he gets gored by that big ass murdercat
>>64128351
Fuck off
I could heem both these whores at once
>we are most likely gonna see 5 rounds of this later tonight
These women are not nice and flowy at all
curran's getting cut after this fight
She did swooce in a pretty nice left hook there
Such graceful footwork... like watching swans glide across a lake..
Winkeljohn trained fighters are fucking unstoppable
>115lbs womanlet
>gassed after 8 minutes
>>64128370
Did Daddy not hug you enough, internet toughguy?
>>64128354
>>64128302
>>64128017
>>64127898
>>64127940
hmmmm
>>64128351
>he called me a faggot so that means he's mad
lmao I'm havin' a time here bud
>>64128362
>being completely exhausted in the second round
HEEM TAPPY
>>64128393
I TAKE THAT BACK
HEEM TAPPY
sheem
Nice sub
quick tap tho
>>64128393
>you
>crying
yay
>>64128393
Why would that be?
SHEEM CUTIE
>win
>immediatly start crying
Why are woman retarded?
>win fight
>start crying
lel wimminz
SHEEEM TAPPY
SHEEEM SCREAMY CROWD
Can't tell if this fight or the syrup is putting me to sleep phamlam.
Nevermind.
although i hate wmma kailin always puts on a good fight
SHEEM CRIEY
that was hot, wew lad
>>64128434
>>64128436
one second she's a fighting beast next second she's crying ... what a faggot
Pfister for sure, sage is good but he's going in with a someone's going to get hurt and it's not gonna be me mindset so I see him winning the fight
>>64128369
go go go go
>>64128432
What's up nigro?
How you doing today?
Wow she'd be a beautiful girl if she didnt have that awful tattoo
>>64128445
she's pretty fookin qt too
how did she tap to such a shit choke, that position couldn't have been worse
>>64128445
>weeping mixed martial arts
>the hottest fighter in the UFC just won and won't be cut
Good feeling
Anyone got a link to the open workout?
>>64128434
>>64128436
top kek
>>64128462
Bet the house
Thanks for wmma Dana
>>64128474
This desu
>>64128467
Not much chillin' blanquito what about you?
Anyone have a stream? HD? Free? Not UFC rip off . tv?
>this disgusting ghetto whore beat the corn2thecore based teamholly Kagan
she is such a qt
>>64128432
If she lost, she would have been cut. It was the final chance for both of them.
>tfw this isn't Ultimate Surrender and there won't be any post-match rough sex
>having Anik's boring faggotass interview the winner instead of Stann
Still cant stop crying
>Women with chest tats
>>64128407
Buddy I would beat the shit out of you. If we were in a room together i might demand an apology, but I know it would be hard for you to break your strong eye contact with the floor. I would turn you inside out kid. Give me a time and a place. Anytime, anywhere, punk. Bring a gi.
>>64128474
>hot
>no tits
>not white
>crying like a bitch
s-m-h at this WMMA lads
>>64128502
how do you save the fights? what are you watching them on?
>>64128434
>>64128436
Yeah men never cry at all!
i had the fight on mute and when the ref separated them i thought the girl was crying because she lost position
no joke
>other people posting the findminecraft stream gimmick
based
why do women always cry after winning?
The only man who ever cried was Forrest Griffin and that's after he was knocked the fuck out.
>>64128474
she's hot.
but that tat m8. tsk tsk
>Shaved head
Shes going to beat the SHIT out of PVZ
>>64128530
What gimmick? Theyre great streams...
>>64128512
Is this pasta?
>>64128524
ausbrahs python script, directly from ufc.tv
>>64128524
Fuck off, Dana
>>64128007
did that guy on the back get perma-heemed?
>>64128533
wymyn fight on 100% emotion you should know this by now
>>64128499
/JustExisting/
You really are a /realfightfan/
Are you a NEET?
>>64128533
conor cried
who /le fainting man/ here?
>Listening to the commentary and not Yo Gotti's cocaine music 8
Smdh
>Who /futureGSP/ here?
>>64128507
i second that
yayyyy Pat Barry!
>>64128525
Found the woman
>>64128541
You wish, pal. Now set the time and place or I'm coming for you on my terms.
BORN DOWNNN IN A DEAD MANS TOWNNN
what a cheesy song , hope he loses
Who /bornintheUSA/ here?
leggo russian fucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORN IIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>64128550
Yes to both not doing anything is my favorite past time
>this walkout song
kek
Guys serious question, how do we get rid of Anik?
>dat vain
what the fuck
>>64128553
I'll take your word for it I've never watched one of that potato nigger's fights. Can't wait for the hue-monkey to send him into a living death.
>dadrock
>>64128542
So you have FightPass?
You can't save the fights to your hard drive without using a script like that, right?
>Men's MMA
>these 50 prelim fights
why
>muh Filipino heritage
>born in der you ess ayy
PACQIOU
LAWLER
JORDAN CLARKSON
TEBOW
THIS JUNGLE CHINK NOVER
IS THERE ANYTHING THE WOLRDS MOST POWERFUL RACE CANT DO??!?!?!
BORN
IN
THE
USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
>>64128584
Yeah, same here tbqh.
>>64128569
Keep it comin', man, this is good. Please tell me exactly how you plan to kick my ass, and don't spare the details.
>about to fight a yellow man
>born in the usa starts playing
>POST YOUR WALKOUT MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gte3BoXKwP0
>>64128603
Makes the event longer, plus there's an increased chance of heems. What's to complain about?
>>64128546
absolutely no idea hopefully not
>>64128601
right and right
>>64128617
Fuck off
>>64128586
I'll take him over Corn to the Corn Goldberg and whoever the british guy is.
>>64128621
i need to be up at 6:00am tommorow
Let me know when Sage is fighting. Holy fucking shit not for another 4 hours
>>64128617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooWkA_-lOHA
>>6412860
Movement.
I see Stiffness
>>64128609
>eyes widening
just what?
>>64128617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM
SLAV CHAV BOUT TO BE BTFO BY A JUNGLE CHINK
EUROKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>chechen
#teamallah #allahuagbar #isis
>>64128614
You missed your chance to set the terms, buddy. Don't backtrack now and try to get information on my attack. I'm on my way. This is your last chance. Apologize now or face the consequences. I promise you, it's in your best interest to apologize.
>>64128617
no music
>>64128577
Why do you hate freedom?
>>64128617
not now
>>64128633
You're on the east coast then, I assume?
>tfw on west coast and it's only 4:15
are chechens human?
no one remembers Nover fainting on TUF and then blowing everyone the fuck out who doubted him?
USA
>>64128624
this serb is sweet
>>64128624
dud he die
>>64128654
>chechnian
>slav
>american education
LET THEM SHOTS GO
