JUST PISS IN MY HAIR sub-edition
News
Rule 5 draft happened
Some team will soon fall for the Jason Heyward meme
Free agents were signed
Trades happened
Daddy Greinke likes golden showers
http://www.fangraphs.com/
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
http://mlb.mlb.com/home
First for stros
Indians
Royals :^)
Which by the way Daddy Grienke, watching my team make the world series and win the world series is better than any empty divisional wins you might have had in the past decades.
A feeling you'll never have
:^)
JUST
>>64123468
FIND
CHOKE
>>64123468
FIND
>>64123492
This looks like the polls from the 08 democrat primaries between Hillary and Obama.
MY
>>64123468
Just noticed the tagline at the bottom was edited too, nice touch
RING
>>64123402
This DG obsession.
RING
>>64123523
>asstralia serving as the Daddy Greinke Internet Defense Force
MAXIMUM CUCKEK
>>64123511
I just went and looked at them. Hillary never tanked. Obama just had an incredibly fast surge.
AWAY
>>64123556
>people unironically defending the man who wants Kershaw to piss in his hair
>>64123402
come on OP
>>64123558
Shit, must have remembered it different. My bad.
>>64123594
Anyone have the pissing posts to add to this image?
They should be there, people need to know about the piss.
>>64123594
>>64123612
>>64123402
You guys are not funny. This is a person's life. Not a game.
>>64123594
Needs to pee updated with the golden shower posts. Urincharge of that
>>64123523
>Defending DG
>>64123612
>>64123648
i'm on it bros
>rule 5 drafting relievers instead of forking over money for any proven talent
literally how can you be this cheap
>>64123648
God damn it dad
>>64123368
yeah basically
>>64123652
>>64123556
>implying that's not DG with a VPN and 4chan pass
>>64123711
>tfw i've turned into a bully
who /worldseriescontenders/ here?
>>64123425
>Firstros
>tfw playing mlb the show
>tfw watching highlights of last season
>tfw just wanna watch some games
>tfw just want it to be baseball season again
>>64123884
Looking forward to Stroshow blowing Price the fuck out on opening day
>>64123949
>Jeff Samardzija
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2597460-is-there-anybody-left-in-los-angeles-whom-yasiel-puig-hasnt-alienated
>"He is the worst person I've ever seen in this game," one ex-Dodger who believes Puig is beyond redemption said flatly. "Ever."
Doyerfags will actually defend this
guys how do i get a job? i just want to go to more games next year
>>64124026
>guys how do i get a job?
Don't. Its fucking hell being a wageslave.
>>64124001
>implying he won't pull a Zito
>>64123876
>tfw I was the anon who called Daddy Grienke out right before that thread ended
Feels pretty good tbqh lads.
>>64124026
>get a job at the ballpark
That's what I'm doing for a summer job at my local minor league park
>>64124052
Only one of those two deleted posts made it to the archive. he almost got away with it
Verlander
Price
Greinke
Scherzer
Norris
neat
>>64124069
In what universe is
A. That the Tigers rotation
B. Greinke a #3
C. That rotation anything more than hot garbage, especially in the playoffs
>>64123467
Losing zobrist cueto and Gordon hurts but
Zobrist is getting old and they can fill in with colon/mondesi
Gordon really hurts because I want #4 retired but he too is getting old and dyson in left could be fun.
Cueto falls apart on the road when the opposing fans chant his name.
It's just kind of shitty because don't tell me they dont have enough to sign all three and keep everyone else. The K will be sold out every game next year anyway and everyone in town bought a shirt.
>spic angeles' biggest offseason acquisition will be Dave Roberts
>>64124323
>It's just kind of shitty because don't tell me they dont have enough to sign all three and keep everyone else. The K will be sold out every game next year anyway and everyone in town bought a shirt.
Thats not where most the revenue comes from.
https://twitter.com/SFGiants/status/675022614524334081
>Barfs might be willing to trade Inciarte
>Cubs wanted him
If the Cubs don't get Heyward (which they won't), I see a deal of Teheran & Inciarte for Soler + some prospect fuckboys.
I really don't want to lose Soler ;__;
>>64124323
Cueto was going to leave after the post season anyway you wrote it senpai.
Any royals fan had to know this, I honestly figure they'd lose all three and it makes sense. Still expecting them to top the AL Central in 2016 though.
![CV4ojwyUwAApdfD[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IorR8eA.png "CV4ojwyUwAApdfD[1].png")
>>64124449
>Tomorrow we officially welcome Jeff Samardzija to the Orange & Black.
>12:30 pm Streaming LIVE #SFGiants.com
>>64124449
>FO has money to spend
>Spends it on the league leader in ER's allowed
>>64124480
Actually makes me wonder.
Cueto turned down a 120 mill offer from the Dbacks, wants something over 140 and personally I think Cueto is thinking he's worth more then he actually is.
Is Cueto going to hold out and end up losing money or get signed by the dodgers?
>>64124542
all those stats and the dodgers did WORSE than the year before
>>64124449
KEK
>>64124532
It's a waiting game now...I think someone will pony up big because he is the best pitcher left.
>>64124542
He's never gonna piss on your hair, DG.
>>64123467
Alcides and Lorenzo for Greinke is a steal. I would make that trade today in its current state.
Does DG live in LA?
If you're trying to project total runs for a season, should you try to project OBP instead of wOBA, since wOBA relies on doubles/triples values?
>>64124791
its more complicated to do wOBA, but OBP gives you incomplete information.
hmmm
>>64124791
>projections
>>64124542
>leaving out his postseason numbers
>>64124069
Wat
Who /multiplesources/ here?
>>64124952
no sources, but i got /multipleentries/ if you like
Anyone got a screenshot of DG saying he pissed in a girl's hair? or are y'all just memeing?
>>64125025
Deleted?
We need to add DG and his hair piss to that image and anything he said about Greinke resigning
This Adam Schein kike is really 'sperging out about Niese.
Why?
>>64125025
So who's going to overpay for Chris Davis?
>>64125025
>she was into daddy/little play
>daddy/little
>daddy
>Daddy Greinke
Always thought it was weird that DG named himself after Greinke and not Kershaw, who he is much more obsessed with. Now it all makes sense. He likes to imagine he's the daddy and Kershaw is the little girl who he's pissing on.
>>64125049
got you on the piss
>>64123876
where is the re-signing post
>>64125025
Jesus. Is this what goes on in these general's lately?
cubs got rid of castro??? thank god
lackey and zobrist seem like ok signings, no?
where's heyward going to land? (pls not back to the cards)
>>64125025
good lord
>greinke
>price
>chapman
>>64125025
>when the pussy is fire
>>64125195
>when the pussy is so fire you have to pee on it
>>64125235
ayy
>>64125195
Asà no se usa, chicano
@dylanohernandez
#Dodgers executives departed from winter meetings this morning without addressing reporters.
lmao
>>64125235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwzFL8AUx6c
>>64125331
something must have pissed them off
GOAT team to not make it past the LCS besides 2001 mariners?
>>64125406
Crazed fan broke in and kept demanding a bottle of Kershaw's piss.
Was the Shelby Miller trade worse than the RA Dickey one a few years back? I think right now it isn't but holy fuck the dbacks gave up a lot.
>>64125478
In hindsight, its hard to top the Dickey deal. But we dont know how this will turn out.
>>64125489
That's my thought process too. Right now it isn't but it sure can be one of the worst trades in the past 10 years.
>>64125489
What do you think about the Cessa and Chad Green trade for Wilson? I'm watching Kay's show right now and he doesn't seem happy about it.
Fuck the DH comin' straight from the National
A young player got it bad cuz I hit
But my defense is lacking so managers think
They've got the authority to make fielding a priority
>>64123884
Makes me nervous honestly, there can be no true despair without hope
MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors 2m2 minutes ago
Angels To Acquire Yunel Escobar
Who will win the world series next year and why is it the Cubs?
>>64125683
>cubs
>world series
Lol
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 6s6 seconds ago
Nats get trevor gott and a minor leaguer for yunel
le 4chin is down meme
>Jonathan Broxton
Am I missing something here?
>>64125528
I understand the thinking. Spreading the talent around from a position of strenght (BP) to get SP depth.
I dont know enough about the prospects to be strongly in favor or against it tho.
>>64123539
lyl
>>64125683
Royals. Dynasty bb :^)
>>64125665
Gott and minor leaguer going the other way
Which of these teams is most likely to win their division next year?
Diamondbacks
Nationals
Pirates
>>64125897
Diamondbacks > Nationals > Pirates, in that order
>>64125897
Tough to say
Pirates should be the best of those, but the Nats and Dbacks play in baby divisions.
I'll have to go with Dbacks because they've improved the most in comparisons to the rest of the teams in their divisions (for 2016 at least)
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 22s23 seconds ago
Source: #Pirates closing in on free-agent RHP Juan Nicasio.
NATS GET JHEY
>>64126321
no they don't
Cubs are looking really good for 2016. How will pic related fuck them over?
>>64127076
I honestly have no idea how the goat could top the Back to the Future day elimination.
>>64124500
>FO has money to spend
>Decides to spend 150 Million on a guy who bat .196 in 2014
Maybe they're spending that money because he's undefeated in pitching with a 0.00 ERA.
>>64127076
Greeks? Golden Dawn will make the fire rise, Theo Epstein will get shoahed and the 2016 season will be cut short in July when the MLB goes bankrupt.
>>64124585
>tfw goose man has been better than he was for us so far
LEAVE DG ALONE
LEAVE HIM ALONE
Red Sox made half a billion dollars in revenue last year
In the second consecutive year in last place
Henry knows how to make money
ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT MORE MORE MORE
>how you want your bullpen senpai
JUST
>>64127327
BLOW
>>64127327
IMPLODE
>trade robertson for puig
>trade danks for papelbon
>rehire ozzie guilllen
>hire manny ramirez as the hitting coach
>hire rickey henderson as third base coach
>replace steve stone with pete rose
good plan or great plan?
not a joke btw desu senpaitachi, I want some excitement lads tbqf, lawrie's a decent start tbph, I like his energy, he'll be bffs with eaton
>>64127357
SAVE
>>64127349
MY
>>64127370
Benchclearings would be unbelievable tbqh im for this
>>64127375
RELIEVERS
>>64127392
ayy lmao
>>64127392
UP
>>64127424
TBQH
>>64127436
FAMILY
remember that time the blue jays completely ignored the bullpen and that ended up severly costing them to the point a +100 run differential team was barely hovering at .500 by the all star break?
How funny would it be if literally the exact same thing happend immediately the next season
>>64127446
HERE
>tfw this thread
Based Lion, Sanchez and Osuna gonna bounce back, r-right?
>>64123884
Pic unrelated
>>64127467
Still a pretty young core, could always learn a new pitch or two yet, m-maybe Loup learns to throw a changeup...
>Teams are willing to give a guy $200M to a guy who drove in 60 runs and hit 3 dingers because he has a high UZR
>>64127370
>hire rickey as a 3B coach
>not 1B
what the fuck am i reading
>>64127534
13*
:(
>>64127554
>that tightning grip
>>64127390
too bad samardzija is gone, sale is a pretty fiery guy though
trade quintana for ventura and bring back carlos zambrano
>>64127535
you're right senpai sorry
>>64127554
>>64127579
Rickey would be a better 3B coach. He would just send everyone home at all times.
>>64127576
>>64125828
Yeah who knows how they will turn out. At least Cashman is trying to make things happen and knows where the team needs improvement.
Has ESPN posted their preseason predictions yet?
>>64127654
Shut up
>>64127676
Right? Fuck baseball talk.
>>64127675
>>64127675
>youll never piss on her hair while she calls you daddy
ahem
Mike Zunino has a better batting average than Mike Trout's BA against Carson Smith.
>>64127705
Ahem
Shitattle traded Carson Smith for Wade fucking Miley
>>64127754
Relievers for starters who consistently throw 200 innings is worth it.
>>64127676
You're just here to shitpost?
>Offer to Chris Davis is off the table
What a fucking moron. He should fire his retarded meme agent.
>>64127754
>>64127813
I told you to shut up.
>>64127754
Wade was pretty reliable though tbqh with you Joe it was a reasonably fair grab for them.
>>64127840
KEK
E
K
>>64127848
kek
>>64127840
he wants heyward money while being 4 years older and playing an easier position
boras btfo tbpqhwyf
>>64127699
>Implying you wouldn't have girl's locker room role play with her
WHERE'S
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
What became of him?
>>64128084
telling chicks at the bar
>yeah I reached over and caught a homerun ball in the ALCS, Royals might not have won if it weren't for me
>>64128065
WIFE
Sorry I'm late guys. Will someone piss in my hair pls :s
>>64128125
Even tho the ball was clearly going to go over without him catching it and there's a good chance he could have knocked the ball back into the ballpark by reaching for it.
>>64127853
>MFW THE YANKEES PAY HIM $200 MILLION
>>64128179
Nah, we got Teix and Bird.
>>64128179
>With Teix and the much younger bird on the roster
for what purpose?
>>64128156
$284 haha, you can buy a house in Canada for that.
I guarantee this is the best poll of the offseason:
http://strawpoll.me/6232451
>>64128286
You can buy the shack that WSGS lives in for that.
>>64128156
>Personalized Jerseys
>People actually do this
>>64128377
did you read the back of the jersey BUDDY
>>64128405
I know what you were trying to do, it doesn't change the fact that people actually buy these
>>64128458
I was at the Jets game on Sunday and I saw a lot of people wearing those personalized Jerseys. It was sickening
>>64128505
It especially triggers me when it's for Yankee uniforms. They don't have last names on the uniform, don't put your own.
>Jets Game
I disapprove of this. Coughlin should've gone for the fucking field goal in the 4th
Royals Finalize 3 year 25 million deal with Soria
>Nats getting Chapman
Why do they want so many chokers in their bullpen?
>>64128729
But he never has cho.....oh.
>>64128623
Yeah I have 3 Jerseys that are Mantle, Joe D and Reggie Jackson. I don't like seeing people wearing Yankees stuff with names on the back.
Coughlin definitely should've went for the win and it was really a shitty win for the Jets but it was funny to see all the Jewish names on the back of the Giants fans Jerseys they had made.
>its been more than a day and Daddy Greinke hasn't shared details about his wet endeavors with the mentally unstable tumblrina
KEEP VOTING, COCK SUCKERS:
http://strawpoll.me/6232451
http://strawpoll.me/6232451
>>64128623
>Resd
Wew I remember that game
Lest we forget one of the golden moments of off-seasons past
Epic bullpen time:
Jonathan Papelbon
Aroldis Chapman
Kyle Farnsworth
Grant Balfour
John Rocker
Ugueth Urbina
Who would kill who? Who would survive?
>>64128729
pepelbon and chapman are going to physically abuse harper untill he forces his way out of the team
>>64128935
>John Rocker
pussy
>>64124026
>tfw started my new job today
>tfw working normal hours instead of 7p-3a
>tfw when I quit my old job before having another lined up 4chan made fun of me
>tfw 4chan isn't always right
Not making any more money but I'm not making any less either.
Feels good desu.
>>64128890
Who's the other Curry bro?
>>64128935
>Balf
>implying anything can match a cooked Strayan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX16WQjIWxY&sns=em
>>64128989
You were working til 3AM in the city?
>>64128810
Se comportan como putas ustedes, no les puedo contar nada sin que me caguen con memes.
>>64129154
CHISME CHISME CHISME
>>64129154
You can't tell a story as kinky as the one you told and not expect questions to be asked m8
>>64129154
CHISME MUCHACHO
>>64129154
Eres puto jejeje
DAILY
REMINDER
THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE *******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR TO MAKE ANY FREE AGENT SIGNINGS THIS YEAR
*******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR
THE NEW YORK YANKEES LEGITIMATELY CANNOT AFFORD TO SIGN ANY FREE AGENTS
>>64129452
Aside from zimmerman and maybe maeda. Who is worth signing?Every spot is filled
>>64129222
What more is there to say? And if I said anything more you gays woukd report me and I would catch a ban for free.
>>64129154
PADRE MEMEKE CUENTANOS PUTO
>>64129628
lighten up puto.
>>64128161
Egoraptor pls
>>64129628
We're just taking the piss, mate
>>64129628
How much water you had, color of the piss, smell of the piss, length of the piss
You know, the deets
I got it guys
CF. Eaton
LF. Hyun Soo Kim
RF. >Alex Rios
3B. Nobuhiro Matsuda
2B. Lawrie
1B. Abreu
C. Navarro
DH. Melky
SS. Ruben Tejada?
SP. Quintana
lineup needs to happen at some point desu senpaitachi, 10 different countries.
though desu alex rios back in right field makes me want to hurl, also he was born in the US, also he's pretty shit in general
Maybe trade for max kepler or eddie rosario, the twins need pitching right? I'm sure the sox can trade for one of them
or maybe for jurrickson profar for ss instead
I just want some sort of meme team lads, is that too much to ask for???
>>64129143
Yeah dude. Ungodly hours for shit pay. At least now I'm on daytime trains with qt's instead of dead of night trains with the dregs of society.
goodnight /mlb/
>>64129897
Night darling
>>64129787
as a royals fan I think rios may have a little gas left in the tank. he was relatively good at the plate both before his hand injury and after he fully recovered. could see him pulling a .280 7 HR year or some shit (maybe more HR in a babby park). certainly not that great but could be serviceable i guess.
>>64129874
I can't imagine. Were you taking the F train then? I lived in Hoboken last year and had to take the PATH and almost got shot outside the station.
>>64129628
I seriously doubt you can get reported for NSFW words.
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/675119366330019842
>the current state of jose canseco
>>64130316
Canseco is based
>>64129986
My first year I lived off the 2, south Bronx local at night. Probably the only time I've actually felt threatened in 8 years of living here.
This year I moved and take the A. Better but still not great. I might be moving to jersey when my lease is up, if I don't get more money before the landlord raises my rent :/
>One team has offered Heyward at least $200M
>13 home runs and 60 RBIs
>>64130316
Steroids is a hell of a drug.
:^)
>>64130505
Man I can't imagine going up there at 3 in the morning. I grew up in midtown but moved over to Hobo to give it a shot. Its less expensive but you get what you pay for. I still paid 3k for a studio there.
>>64130554
>Career .268 BA
>Career .784 OPS
>>64130554
>>64130554
probably the Diamondbacks
>>64130793
b-but muh WAR
>>64130196
>Gardy with hair
>>64130316
Canseco's twitter is a gold mine
>>64131534
how big is her penis?
>>64131534
Post moar Bella Thorne sempai
![1449664217863[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/AUjN6iw.jpg "1449664217863[1].webm")
>>64131601
That's all woman tbqhwyj
![1449658355609[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/FDE0Ry4.jpg "1449658355609[1].webm")
>>64131700
I don't believe you
>>64131725
Google her famalam
>>64131534
hes pretty handsome with hair
>>64131725
You don't fap to trannies as much as I do. She's female, it's all in the hips/legs and shoulders mane.
>>64131608
That's all I've got senpai
>>64131787
I would pee on Kacy Hill so hard
>>64131833
Well that's disappointing
>>64131891
DG put your trip back on
>>64131902
I'm still building up my file, so I'll probably have more of her soon. I'll have a lot to contribute once gamethreads come around.
