NYJ:Revis (concussion) back on practice field
NO:'Chance to see more' Spiller with Ingram done
ARZ:Cardinals expect Ellington back for Week 15
CIN:Report: 'Slim chance' Adam Jones plays Sunday
NO:Hightower to become Saints early-down back?
OAK:Raiders give Crabtree 4-year, $35M extension
STL:Rams send top pass rusher Robert Quinn to IR
NO:Saints lose Mark Ingram (shoulder) to I.R.
MIN:Vikings rule out 4 defensive starters for TNF
BAL:Schaub misses practice, Jimmy Clausen with 1s
DEN:C.J. Anderson (ankle) sidelined on Wednesday
NE:Gronkowski (knee) not practicing Wednesday
Feels good that all these Pups I made are doing well. Bengals pup is still my personal favorite even though I am an eagles fan
Sneak's Official Post Week 13 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals (+1)
3. Broncos (+1)
4. Bengals (+1)
5. Patriots (-3)
6. Seahawks
7. Chiefs (+2)
8. Steelers (+2)
9. Vikings (-2)
10. Bills (+1)
11. Jets (+2)
12. Packers (+4)
13. Colts (-5)
14. Texans (-2)
15. Giants
16. Bucs (+6)
17. Redskins (-3)
18. Falcons (-1)
19. Raiders (-1)
20. Dolphins (+3)
21. Lions (-2)
22. Eagles (+5)
23. Bears (-3)
24. Rams (-3)
25. 49ers (+5)
26. Saints (+2)
27. Cowboys (+2)
28. Chargers (-4)
29. Titans (+2)
30. Jaguars (-5)
31. Ravens (-5)
32. Browns
2015
Superbowl winner: 11-5 Green bay Packers over the 11-5 Kansas City Chiefs
SB score: 26-16
SB MVP: 11-5 Aaron Rodgers
SB Aaron Rodgers: 333 yards, 70%, 2 TDs, no ints and 1 rushing TD
Aaron Rodgers: 4100 yards, 63%, 37 TDs and 8 ints
League MVP: 12-4 Tom Brady and 14-2 Cam Newton
Tom Brady: 5100 yards, 64%, 42 TDs and 10 ints
Cam Newton: 4000 yards, 59%, 32 TDs, 13 ints, 700 rushing, 9 rushing TDs
2016
Superbowl winner: 13-3 Kansas City Chiefs over the 11-5 Arizona Cardinals
SB score: 32-23
SB MVP: 13-3 Alex Smith
SB Alex Smith: 380 yards, 80%, 3 TDs and no ints
Alex Smith: 4300 yards, 64%, 31 TDs and 9 ints
League MVP: 12-4 Andrew Luck
Andrew Luck: 4900 yards, 66%, 44 TDs and 13 ints
2017
Superbowl winner: 12-4 Jacksonville Jaguars over the 13-3 Minnesota Vikings
SB score: 41-38
SB MVP: 13-3 Adrian Peterson
SB Adrian Peterson: 260 yards, 12 AVG and 3 TDs
Adrian Peterson: 1200 yards, 4.4 AVG, 12 TDs
League MVP: 10-6 Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers: 4700 yards, 67%, 47 TDs and 10 ints
2018
Superbowl winner: 11-6 Boston Patriots over the 10-7 New York Giants
SB score: 37-29
SB MVP: 11-6 Jimmy Garoppolo
SB Jimmy Garoppolo: 420 yards, 72%, 3 TDs and 1 int
Jimmy Garoppolo: 4700 yards, 63%, 30 TDs and 12 ints
League MVP: 15-2 Andrew Luck
Andrew Luck: 5600 yards, 65%, 58 TDs and 17 ints
2019
Superbowl winner: 16-1 Green bay Packers over 13-4 Indianapolis Colts
SB score: 37-23
SB MVP: 16-1 Jeff Janis
SB Jeff Janis: 9/12, 248 yards, 2 TDs and a kick returned for a TD
Jeff Janis: 900 yards, 14AVG, 7 TDs
League MVP: 9-8 JJ Watt (QB)
JJ Watt: 3900 yards, 58%, 24 TDs, 20 ints, 1100 rushing and 20 rushing TDs
2020
Superbowl winner: 10-7 Indianapolis Colts over the 17-0 LA Raiders
SB score: 52-6
SB MVP: 10-7 Andrew Luck
SB Andrew Luck: 560 yards, 80% 6 TDs and no ints
Andrew Luck: 4500 yards, 61%, 34 TDs and 18 ints
League MVP: 7-10 Ben Barkley (RB) of the Toronto Wild Flowers
Ben Barkley: 2400 yards, 6.3 AVG, 28 TDs
post your pups
Guys it's ogre. the PCfags have won, they made the Hulk Asian in the new comics.
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch. Who all hype as fuck 'bout that sweet chiefs action? I'm talking #1 Defense, #1 Offense, #1 special teams #1 team in the mother fucking world.
Cam Newton ain't got nothing on Alex Smith.
The only comparable stat ratio they have together is Interceptions from Alex Smith compared to Laptops stolen from Cam Newton
froge > pupper tbph
not to be rude tho cause pup is still a top 5-10 meme
>>64123179
I want /hoc/ memes to go
>>64123153
Mint Second Edition Broncos Pup w/Color Swap and Karate-Chop Action
>>64123170
Bruce Jenner is TIME magazine's Person of the Year
So Courageous tbpqhfam
>>64123135
full on delusion
>>64123288
based tight ends edition
>>64123297
She is stunning and beautiful
>tfw computer broke since week 4
>couldn't make any Ravens OC since
Truly the worst feel
>>64123354
>>64123170
>>64123297
The New York Times editorial board called for an "assault weapons ban" to be enforced via police confiscation raids.
The Jews have won.
>tfw no manlet deep threat like Antonio Brown
>>64123389
>>64123389
>assault weapons ban
I want this meme to die, bet these fucks just think any black gun is an "assault weapon"
>>64123135
>>64123396
>manlet deep threat
>it's Ted Ginn Jr.
JUST m8s
>Skip Bayless sucking off Tom Brady on first take
>>64123297
>tfw I look it up and its actually Merkel
I would honestly have an attention whore tranny over her win right now
>>64123380
I'll be home in a few hours
I'll make whatever you want famalamm
football feels
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/0ap3000000568923/Sound-FX-Keeping-up-with-Cris-Carter
>>64123153
Bengals are da bomb
>>64123044
What do you do when somebody gets you a dog as an early Christmas present and you don't want it? In no way did I ever hint that I wanted a fucking dog.
>>64123723
It'll never be the same famalam
I need to put my shitposting into my art
Favre is coming back right guys? r-right?
>>64123153
>>64123288
>>64123787
post a Bucs one please
>>64123791
"My manager doesn't allow dogs"
>>64123791
Thank them and tell them your favorite NFL quarterback is Michael Vick
>>64123791
What kind of dog is it? A toy breed or a dog?
Take it to the pound
>>64123791
>Hey here's 10 years worth of commitment and responsibility
That's a horrible gift to get someone.
>>64123834
Make sure to specify that it was only when he played on the falcons.
>>64123834
and Terrence Cody is your favorite defensive player
Greg Toler or Cary Williams
Who would you choose?
>>64123861
My ex gave me a puffer fish once. I don't think she knew that motherfucker was supposed to live for 15 years, but it died in 3 due to my inexperience and sandy cutting the power for a week
>>64123900
Rather go with Unknown Ravens Cornerback #328 honestly
>>64123791
re-gift it to yer mum
RIP Detroit, you're about to get the Trump Hammer
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/10/two-lions-muslim-players-disappointed-by-donald-trumps-remarks/
i want a dog
>>64123791
"I appreciate the gesture, but I'm sorry. I can't give a dog the attention and care it deserves to be happy, so they would be better off if you found a loving owner or family to take care of it."
there's a good chance that taking it to the pound will just get it put down within a week.
>>64123354
>>64123654
Manlets work great in NE. What is Ginn's problem in Carolina?
>>64123900
Two bullets in the head.
>>64124011
>>64123354
>tfw I have Delaine Walker and Eifert as my TE and use one as my TE and the other as my FLEX
>>64124027
I thought Ginn was doing pretty good in Charlotte, did see he was responsible for a couple of picks though because he bobbled a few passes.
>>64123135
JJ WATT (qb)
>>64123951
wow quality reporting from profootballtalk
why do I even go to this liberal retard website
>>64123135
>League MVP: 7-10 Ben Barkley (RB) of the Toronto Wild Flowers
>Toronto Wild Flowers
>Gronk back to practice
>JJ Watt DNP
Free win for Patriots?
>tfw his 250th game will not be remembered because of a loss
>your team
>remaining game you are most likely to lose
>which coach/coordinator is most likely to leave, either getting hired elsewhere or fired
>draftfu
>favorite heavy military cargo plane
Ravens
Seahawks
Dean Pees (fired)
Joey Bosa
C-5M Galaxy
>>64124157
300 will be better
>>64124027
the nigga just can't catch. One of the fastest in the league, can beat any defender when he runs his routes. he just can't pull the damn ball in with any kind of consistency.
one of these days he is going to lose a game for Carolina, whether it be in the regular season or the playoffs.
>>64124191
I hope so
could /nfl/ field a football team?
who would play QB?
could they beat the browns?
>>64124338
Dibs on DT
>>64124361
Fucking auto correct
DB*
>>64124361
>>64124374
I'll take DT in your place I'm fat as fuck
>>64124338
what, you mean like today? probably not even close. if I got back in top shape and had a lot of field reps in practice to get the formations and strategy down I could be my best in maybe a year, and I think some others here would be in a similar situation.
no chance in hell we do anything against an FCS college team though, let alone a team of pros even if they are the worst of them. if we get super lucky we could fluke out a win against a div III or junior college team, but it would still be unlikely.
>>64124338
I call route-runner/deep threat
>>64124338
yes
im the qb btw :^)
>>64124461
and PR/KR
>>64124338
6'3 240 LB reporting
>JJ Watt broke his hand but is still going to play Sunday
Anyone here going to train their kid to be the most goat kicker in existence? Making over 1mill per year to sit on a bench and kick a ball a few times a game? Sounds like a perfectly viable retirement option for me. Don't shoot too high for the stars and do something no other parents try to do. Get him at the age of 3-4 kicking field goals. Teach him how it's the most important position and how field goals and extra points can decide a game.
Enough years of training and repetition and I'm sure he'll be able to kick a 50 yard fg 90% of the time.
stay elite, cardspupper
>>64124159
Puckers
Cards
I'm praying its Clements or Capers, but god knows they won't get fired
>implying we need any more young players
no
>>64124338
I'll be the white manlet slot WR.
>>64124583
What if he has flat feet like me
>>64124450
People in the NFL/FBS are just too fast. I ran varsity track in high school, and was all district in hurdles and high jump, with a 100 time of about 11.5 seconds. I've always thought that was pretty speedy, but I looked it up, and an 11.5 100 turns into about a 4.7 40 yard dash, which is ass
>>64124583
it's honestly not as easy a position to get into the NFL as you'd think. because great college kickers can be found anywhere and not just in top P5 schools, the supply of talent is huge. it has relatively low demand though, because teams only keep ONE of them on their 53-man roster and the stable ones have careers that can last 20 years, leading to very few openings. throw in the free agent kickers that are still around but competing for jobs with new guys out of college, and that means there's tons of competition every year for just a scant few spots in the entire NFL. so, if your kid actually has the talent to make it pro, he's got a better chance of making it there in a non-kicking position than with a kicker or punter.
just saiyan
>>64124651
Put him up for adoption and make another one.
Or maybe just adopt one, they'll be so thankful I got them out of the shithole orphanage that they'd want to repay me anyway for leading them to be the best kicker ever.
>>64124338
brutal SS with horse-like vision reporting in
>>64124672
Yeah, but if at a young age he's making 50 yard fg's he definitely has a chance.
>>64123452
It's not a meme, it's the future you chose.
6'5 300lbs getting keked by a RB
>>64124654
honestly being able to run a 5 second 40 is pretty impressive for most people in general, and worthy of being considered a fast runner. like 98% or so of people you ever meet won't be able to run it in 5 seconds, most of them not even close. even if someone is generally athletic, they probably might not even break 6 seconds unless they've specifically trained that way in a sport-intensive environment. that puts some perspective on linemen that people poke fun at being fat, but can run 40 yards a lot faster than they can.
>@AdamSchefter: JJ Watt said he broke his hand at practice yesterday but will play in game on Sunday vs. Patriots.
What the fuck
>>64124634
Can I be the dola to ur edeljew?
How tall r u snick?
>>64124699
sure, a chance. but if that chance exists because he had the raw physical ability, you were able to convince him to play whatever position you wanted, and you're in it for the retirement stability, then you'd be FAR better off picking just about anything else. kicking or punting as a career is a bit masochistic honestly, there's very little recognition or pay and tons of competition but they can be shamed for life if they screw up just a couple times.
>>64123808
>Bucs
>>64124708
>tfw Mark Ingram keked Luke Kuechly several times on Sunday
>tfw he's on IR now
>>64124729
I suppose, but how am I supposed to play for the /sp/ football team without elite speed
>>64124338
LB/TE
Let's fucking do this
>>64124754
if jpp can play i dont see how this is surprising
>>64124708
based antonio andrews
>>64124338
5"10' 160lbs 4.5s 40yrd rush.
You tell me? Maybe a slot reciever. Ultralight RB, or a CB who has to try really fucking hard.
>>64124754
now that is some Ronnie Lott-tier shit.
>browns extending barnidge
why would you extend a 30 year old tight end who's only had one good year?
>>64124766
5'9" :(
>>64124729
>>64124654
It's true
A lot of people are slow as shit
I ran 200 meter freshman year in like 26 seconds which works out to a 4.77 40
But we got timed on the actual 40 my senior year and I cracked a 4.57 I was pretty stoked
We had one kid though he was all state track in the 100 meter and ran a 4.44
I had physics with the same kid and we did an expirament where we would run up stairs and time it then calculate the horse power we produced
He had almost 3 horse lower, and the biggest number the teachers had ever seen was like 2.2
>>64124792
No I'm just shocked that it happened to Watt.
>>64124729
Just looked it up, I'm as fast as Tyler Eifert, all I have to do is grow three inches and 70 pounds and hope I don't lose any speed
>>64124808
Slot Receiver is your only chance
>>64124338
Former FCS (now very out of shape) offensive lineman reporting.
>>64124812
because you're the browns
>>64124782
I'm not a betting man usually but I'd be pretty fucking confident to say that not a single one of us at our very best could compete with any NFL-tier players. In fact it wouldn't even be close enough to be called competing, it'd just be absolutely laughable. If you could actually run a 4.7 40, that'd be more than enough for us. Might even be the fastest guy on the team possibly, but not guaranteed.
>>64124338
I kicked and punted in high school desu
>>64124812
because the browns are fucking retarded and don't know a fluke season when they see one
>>64124808
>4.5 40
Nigga if that's true you need to start practicing and try out for a college team, you could get a scholarship. Take a break from shitposting for 4 years and get a free bachelor's.
>the year is 2018
>the LA Rams play the LA Chargers
Who wins?
>>64124778
Tis a sad day.
Although it will make room for experimentation with Spiller seeing way more action and Hightower to possibly make his mark.
Definitely looking forward to Payton playing shit more loosely now that we cant really do shit.
Shame for ingram, he was a stud this season.
>>64124810
>>64124754
Cedric Thornton did the same thing this season, MVP when?
>>64124810
Linemen do it all the time m8.
>>64124819
It's Kay
5'11" King of manlets
I've ballooned to 170 though...
Ain't no loving my man~
Shwoob shwoob ohh
>>64124708
>>64124864
Over 1,000 yds rushing and one of the best blocking TBs in the League. He was doing his best Frank Gore impression and now he won't be able to snag a Pro Bowl selection for his trouble.
>>64124450
>>64124654
>ran 4.54 in high school (hand timed)
>got job at 16
>grades waning so forced to quit football to devote more time to studying
>dad wouldn't let me quit job till I moved out
>grades inconsistent
>eventually working 3 days and school 2 days
>finally get shit together
>try out for football as senior
>out of shape
>4.88
Fuck growing up
>>64124860
>tfw i turn 21 in 2 weeks
A bit late for me, friend.
>(not to mention >Croatia)
I am looking into attending a football camp next summer with a non-pro just-getting-started football team in a city 60 miles away from me.
I go to college in that city, while working here, so the travel would actually be worth it if i had practice there.
>>64124899
>ran 4.54 in high school (hand timed)
i fucking hate this shit, hand timed is so fucking inaccurate. you were never that fast
>>64124845
>I'd be pretty fucking confident to say that not a single one of us at our very best could compete with any NFL-tier players
I played against a few in college, can confirm. Played against Greg Hardy in HS though when he was just switching over from football to basketball and he was fucking terrible.
>>64124927
I can dream, damn it
>>64124338
Shid, use to be lb and center.
Probably play CB or safety now. Tall as shit.
>>64124927
Back in Track, our coaches told us to add .3 seconds to a hand-timed time
>>64124903
There's no age limit to get a scholarship m8.
>>64124899
that's pretty sad, but just so you know hand timed speeds can be wildly inaccurate even if done with integrity, because of human reaction times. the exact same actual times could be 0.4 seconds off from each other at opposite ends of the spectrum, happens all the time.
many high school coaches that time their players intentionally skew it though, so that they clock their players a moment early. it's not much an exaggeration to say that everyone does it.
Brady vs. the 78 Steelers defense.
>>64124899
You should have hit more squats brugh
The 40 yd is all quads and glutes and hammies
>>64124927
Yea it's usually not the most accurate unless somebody really knows what they're doing
My hs football coach bad been hand timing 40s for 30 years so be was pretty good
My best hand time with him was 4.54 but beat laser timed was a 4.57
But I did have a great start on the hand time and wouldn't have been surprised if I got to 4.55-4.56 on the laser
>>64124958
Lookin at it from a footy point of view.
A 21 y/o immigrant may be a good underdog story, but not a good prospect to play ball, even for the shittiest of teams.
Plus i would have to work on my hands a loooooot. Not to mention gain weight, but i am working on that anyway.
>>64124989
ok. Terry Bradshaw vs. the 2003 Patriots secondary. what's your point?
>>64124992
I was told that the biggest way to shave as much as you could from your 40 time was to make the very FIRST step as large as you possibly could without losing any momentum or balance, the first part of the 40 is the most important overall which is why they time splits in the NFL combine.
>>64124975
I know this, but I also know I was breddy fast
>>64124992
Didn't realize it back then
>>64125040
How would he do is the point.
>>64125003
>but not a good prospect to play ball, even for the shittiest of teams.
m8 in D3 literally anyone can play, there are no scholarships (downside no free education). But if you can run a legit 4.5 you're at least fast enough to get a scholarship from a bad D2 team. Even if you can't catch shit, work on your back pedal and coverage mechanics and play DB.
>>64125072
What is the average 40 yard time?
>>64125055
apples and oranges
>>64125042
Absolutely
40 times are made or broken in the first 3 steps
Its all about maximizing stride power and balance as well as keeping as low as you physically can
>>64125055
not very well I imagine, seeing as he's apparently the only one on the other team in that scenario. what about Shingles Man?
>>64125072
Honestly i had that crazy ass dream going for a few weeks just last year, around new years.
When i have off days from work and college, and lots of free time, i get crazy thoughts like that.
However, could my chance be the football camp next summer? I know the guys there always get some coaches from the states, like one or two or three, usually HS coaches, maybe even shitty college coaches.
>>64125042
>>64125107
Yeah, staying low is vital, you're not supposed to be fully upright until at least 20 meters. That's always what messed me up, because I ran hurdles, so I had to be upright quicker
>>64125093
Probably huge variance based on BMI, but for an adult male I think it's over 5 seconds.
QB: BB
RB:
WR: Sneak
WR:
OT
OG:
C:
OG
OT:
DE:
DT:
DE:
OLB:
ILB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB:
CB:
FS:
SS:
K:
P:
KR:
PR:
Fill in the rest
>>64125190
CB here
>>64124338
6ft 200lbs with a beer belly. Guess I'm the defensive coordinator.
>>64124629
>no
fucking faggot
>>64124708
got the one of Jones Drew kucking Shawn Merriman?
>>64124819
when will you ever learn?
>>64124860
He's only 160lbs, he would explode into a cloud of dust if he gets hit.
>>64124899
It's because you're black and now have diabetes. How many children do you currently not support?
>>64125133
Yeah, camp would help. The disadvantage you would be at would be competing with players who had grown up playing their whole lives. The best thing you can do to close that experience gap is to just go play any chance you get. Every snap you can get for yourself gives you the chance to learn. And don't be discouraged by failure. Had a British friend in college who walked on. He was a good athlete, basketball background, but he quit after a month because he got frustrated with how behind he was in experience. Could've been a good player if he'd stuck with it.
>>64125218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvUEgjqKLFA
>>64125218
There are 160lbs guys playing FBS, and I'm not recommending he try that, I'm talking about low level D2.
>>64125234
That was the play that killed Merriman's career.
>>64125190
Y receiver reporting in.
>>64125230
Are you kidding? That would be utopia for me. I have a nasty fucking habit of creating adversity and adverse conditions for myself when there is none. I guess i like harming myself in that way.
Dude i just wanna play ball. I love the damn game. I was just born in the wrong country for it.
>>64125190
WR here. Maybe RB if i get like 40lbs to meet the apparent low cutoff weight of 200lbs.
BTW Its me, Only Yuro Saints Fan, i just forgot to put my name in on the pc.
>>64125256
An analytical guy like you should be coach or a coordinator
>>64125286
I suppose, but it wasn't listed there so I just went with what I actually played as.
>>64125190
also, just wanted to point out that you only have 9 guys on offense there.
>>64125286
He should be our clock manager in the box who makes sure we keep all of our end-game scenarios in order and don't misuse timeouts.
>>64125286
You mean autistical not analytical.
Which team is the Donald Trump of the NFL?
>>64123452
trust me Im more conservative than I let people believe but even still I find it hard to imagine why our country lets people buy and sell fully automatic weapons under the table.
Im fine with sports rifles, shotguns and handguns being available to the public and I fully believe that banning all guns wouldnt solve the problem but still when citizens can legally obtain AK-47 rifles that kill our own troops oversees I think there is a problem.
But back to sports
>>64125346
>Autistical
Glad to see your education paid off
JJ WATT BROKE. HAND
HOUSTON IS FINISHED
>>64125383
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>64125383
>why our country lets people buy and sell fully automatic weapons under the table.
>lets
move to another country if you don't like it.
>>64123044
>OAK:Raiders give Crabtree 4-year, $35M extension
Good for him, he's really enjoying his second run in the league after it looked like he was going to burn out.
Hell, if Carr and Cooper can get their shit together they're going to be an elite pass team.
>>64125390
He's still active for the game
>>64125283
You should go for it man, life's too short for regrets. Worst that can happen is you don't get a scholarship and you go back home and keep playing for fun in Europe and you have a cool story to tell. Hell, I heard about a school that's recruiting a QB from fucking Poland of all places.
Practice every chance you get, and study, too. Talk to any coaches who seem like they know their stuff and watch videos of coaching seminars on YT. You don't have to try to learn every detail at once, but exposing yourself to it will allow more info to sink in over time.
>>64124338
I'm way way to old now. 33
I started boxing at 14, then started waterskiing then wakeboarding at 7. Was a late bloomer. I'm 5'11 175-180. Pretty good shape still. I'd show a picture but no one ever believes it's me. Around 9-11 percent body fat still.
Anyways hit 5'9 at 17 went out for track for college applications . Ran 200 and 400. Made states in the 400. Football coach saw how I was built and cussed me out not for trying out. Had me run a 40 on a fast track, ran a 4.50-4.60 at 5'9 170. Grew another 2 inches between 17 and 24. The most I've weighed was around 195 when I was modeling nude. Built like gsp that was about a 2 years ago.
Meh no one believes me until I post picture with time stamps.
I'm that rare white dude who is built like a jacked up black guy.
Probably with speed training and shit like that I would have been 4.4 hand times or 4.6 electrics.
So I'd say cb or fs. It would always fuck with people when I would dunk. Random red haired white dude could dunk
>>64125383
>our country lets people buy and sell fully automatic weapons under the table
oh dear lord, please tell me this is b8
>>64125384
It was a joke dipshit
>>64125383
>oversees
3rd grade is that way.
>>64125442
Should've made it funny then
>>64125438
nice blog man
>>64125383
Just posted this in /k/ and /pol/.
Prepare to be annihilated fagboi.
>>64125407
>>64125411
>>64125442
what are gun shows? What are these traveling firearms collection shows?
I live in Missouri I see this shit everywhere and nobody does anything about it. My dad had a licensed gun dealing business that he ran out of his fucking basement in the early 90s and sold AKs and fully automatic modded AR-15s
>>64125464
Haven't been around for a minute
>>64125474
freedom
>>64125373
Eagles
>>64125474
>My dad had a licensed gun dealing business that he ran out of his fucking basement
>sold fully automatic modded AR-15s
That's a felony m8. Was your dad in Hell's Angels or something?
>Vikings D decimated
Should I even watch tonight?
>>64125472
>not linking the threads for our amusement
dumb cvck
>>64125491
His dad also worked a Nintendo.
Would Charles Woodson make a good WR?
>>64125190
called WR up here >>64124461
so gtfo my #1 WR position, bitches
>>64125490
>zero Super Bowls
they need to be successful to be Trump. I'd go with the Cowboys.
QB: BB
RB:
RB:
WR: Sneak
WR: Croatianfag
TE:
OT
OG:
C:
OG
OT:
DE:
DT:
DE:
OLB:
ILB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB: Charles Woodson
CB:
FS: Krabs
SS:
K:
P:
KR:
PR:
HC: Harbaughtism
OC:
DC:
>>64125491
Probably why he stopped doing it after a couple years. He still has an AK he custom fitted with a hellfire switch.
he never shoots it. Ammunition is too expensive to feed extended clips. The point im trying to make is that owning these things are completely pointless. they are basically just deadly toys.
>>64125525
They're both successful until they get to the final challenge (Owl/election) and then fail miserably.
>>64125383
Will Concussion be the worst movie ever made? The casting is already shit-tier.
>>64125434
Life is also too short to fuck up your finances, eh. haha.
But you are right...
I do also plan to try and visit NO for some Saints and Tigers home games, if i save enough money to do it comfortably. Ill talk to my friends over there and see what they know.
>>64125472
>Thinking /k/um eaters and /pol/tards are a threat.
/k/ is to busy eating cum laced brownies and being self loathing to care, and /pol/ still thinks Trump is going to be our next president.
>>64125530
LT: Smeth
>>64125530
I'm not built for football. I'll be the team's #1 fan
>>64125539
People in America just don't like a third choice in the presidential elections. He has to get the Repub nomination to have any chance against Hillary (>implying Bernie)
>>64125530
Just went out in the backyard and hit about a 50-yarder straight ahead off a tee without trying that hard. Gonna be /nfl/'s elite KICKER
>>64125530
I highly doubt anybody here will be built for OLB or DE
So I guess I'll take one of those
But if we're doing a 3-4 I'll play OLB a 4-3 I guess DE
depends on what harbs wants to run
>>64125558
It's the black man is the hero and them evil white Nazis are evil. How bad could it be?
>>64125602
depends on what we're up against. if we're just doing this for shits and giggles because we all know we're going to get BTFO by any NFL team then just whatever actually fits with the people that volunteer. if we're against shitty high school offenses that can't pass well and just runs it between the tackles with different blocking schemes, then 4-3 or even 5-2 would be better. if we're up against semi-quality teams with a moderately successful short passing game, 3-4 would work better, or 4-4 if they also run it out wide a lot. probably won't need to bother with nickel and dime packages much.
>>64125602
>>64125647
>they can't pass for shit and we outweigh them
>run 6-4 with one deep safety
Free wins.
Did 4chan just jack off??
>this time 25 days from now
>Eagles W5
>tfw no woes to run the 6 with
>>>/b/656666666
Word filter still on?
kek
desu
senpai
>>64125935
you forgot baka
/pol/
4chan
Progressive
Degenerate
Illuminati
Kek
Desu
Senpai
Senpai
Smh
Tbh
BTFO
do your job, watt
Mods
Free
Hot pocket
INTERCEPTION
FUMBLE
18-1
GOAT
snap
Ah fuck
Just fuck my shit up
Jfmsu
>>64125530
DT - Janitor
http://teamstre.am/1IHgjuX
'How Aaron Rodger's saved the Packers'
>>64124338
6ft 230. Put me wherever coach. I used to play guard and olb
>>64125533
>clip
confirmed b8. Also was 4chan down for anyone else? This fucking site sucks
>>64125530
I called DC faggot. I've got the aggressive mindset and beer belly for it.
>>64125997
what is "baka" for?
>>64126101
I like my safeties big, you are my new starting safety
I berive in a Vikings win tonight.
>>64124338
5'11" 220lb
Short yardage or fullback
>>64124338
TE, I've got the size and the ass for it.
>>64123807
Shut the fuck up. You're either a Packers fan, Vikings fan or a Jets fan. All over .500 this year. Talk to me when you're a Browns fan you absolute shithead
>>64126197
Post that sweet ass
>>64126188
>teddy without an elite defense
>>64126226
Favre was one of the most entertaining QBs to watch.
Why have the falcons become so bad in the last 3 years?
>>64126227
No love
>only a few more hours until the Vikings get blown the fuck out and their fans crawl back into the woodwork for the rest of the season
>>64126188
Erik pls
You're drunk again.
honestly the vikings could win if they execute a good ball control offense, they have the talent for it.
>>64126227
lewd
>>64126251
past years it was because they had no talent and a shitty defense
this year it's because matty ice is fucking trash
>>64126227
Not unless Mike Glennon is traded to Philadelphia this offseason. ;)
>>64124338
I'll be the RB, I'm short and stocky and lift weights, and I'm suicidal so I'll kamikaze the DL on every play
>>64126251
But they went 10-6 in the 2015 season anon.
Here's a new gatorade commercial where Cam Newton and Greg Olsen bathe together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=37&v=ai1IJFCxfaQ
>>64125647
Combine stats as of 2012
Height - 5'11"
Weight - 155
40 yd - 4.57s
Bench - 4 reps @ 225
Reach - ???
Vert - ???
Broad jump - 9.??ft??? Not sure
Hand - 9.5 in
Put me in coach
so i just now saw that edp posted his dick on twitter with a cock ring. that dude is mentally ill
>>64126428
How is that gonna be possible after the Panthers smack the shit out of them twice just like the Bucs did?
>>64126459
4 at 225
Lol come on bro
Will Luck ever catch up?
>>64126445
How progressive.
>>64125600
So Brady is not only a system, receiver and tight end baby, but also a kicker baby.
How can one man be such a baby?
>>64126481
Brugh I weighed 155 with rocks in my pockets and was 5'11"
That's not too bad
>>64126520
Lol. Dude that's pretty bad. You must have been skinny fat. Shit I'll leave you alone
Is Richard Sherman elite?
>>64126494
No. 2 Bowls and a ring.
Who /Successful Rookie WR/ here?
explain this shit
>>64126600
people buy jerseys of players that do well more? you need that to be explained to you?
based ertz holding down the fort
>mfw there's literally 3 more days till the fraudulent ass Panthers get exposed like the bitchmade niggas they are
>>64126652
That with the current logo should literally be the Falcons uniforms.
They currently wear garbage
>>64124338
6'4 195 lb Qb reporting in, can throw accurately up to 50 yards with 65 yard heaves
>>64123791
Don't take it to the pound put it on Facebook or Craigslist someone will take it eventually
>>64123808
I made this one at the beginning of the season.
>>64126652
>tfw no more based Abe to bring the pass rush
![sfl-miami-dolphins-throwback-uniforms-unveiled-for-dec-14-home-game-20150729[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uBk8k83.jpg "sfl-miami-dolphins-throwback-uniforms-unveiled-for-dec-14-home-game-20150729[1].jpg")
>>64126678
Are there any teams whose alts don't BTFO their regular uniforms? These are about 20x better
>>64126553
>155
>any kind of fat
Nigga u is stoopid
I was a rail back then and only 18
Give me 4 years of college level training and eating and I'd be able to crank out 15+ @ 225
>>64126600
>Ertz, Cameron, and Gresham
Why
Why doesn't Johnny Manziel just copy Russell Wilson? They basically have the same body structure. Obviously Wilson is smarter but still.
>>64126778
Seahawks
Giants
Jets
Bills
Panthers
Chiefs
Raiders
Titans
Bucs
Saints
Washington
Packers
Steelers
Vikings
Colts
>>64126816
You wanna go bra? What you want to do?!?
>takes off shirt
Is there a Chiefs pupper?
>>64126581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJP1RzqxkHw
seriously I lost my will to watch football. I totally forgot their was a football game tonight
>>64126881
What is the chiefs alt uniform?
>>64126918
"""""""game"""""""
>>64126842
Johnny has to see more playing time first.
Wilson has never missed a game as a starter. Manziel needs to have more game experience before he can begin to make adjustments.
![colorrush2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xHUWsux.jpg "colorrush2[1].jpg")
Bucs color rush jereseys are gonna look so good
>>64123135
>SB MVP Alex "Chief Financial Officer and vice-president of game management" Smeth
The memes. The beauty. It would be like Royals shitposting times 5 on this board.
>>64126940
Actually that really is me
Same with this one lol
>>64125373
The Cards, no one wants to give them any attention but they just keep winning. Also Tom Brady is literally Donald Trump the QB. Imagining the two together gives me a fan boner and I'm not a fan of either team.
>>64126196
>king of manlets
I know that 5' 11" feel bro
