how come mexico is so bad at football?
>one of the biggest countries in the world in terms of population
>they are brown midgets
>midgets are widely regarded as the best football players
>football is historically popular there
>they have one of the biggest football markets in the world, so much so, they were put in the easiest confed to qualify for the WC every time so FIFA wouldn't lose that market
>they still struggle to qualify for WCs
>literally never got past the first match of the second round in a WC (round of 16 since pretty much forever) even when they played at home, twice.
>no memorable players.
>not a single fucking one.
literally what the fuck mexico?
>>64121282
Poverty of the mind
Hugo Sánchez
never recovered from losing adiaga 2
>>64121359
Pizzozza >>>>>>> Arriaga > Barriaga > Aruglia >>>>>> Arriaga II
>>64121282
HA SEGNATO, CON IL NUMERO 9
terrible diet
athletic ones swim/jump into america
poverty
no heads
>>64121407
that could be applied to argentina (except for the no heads part) and we're still an elite footballing country
>>64121482
whats argentinian food like in comparison to mexican? a lot of italian influence?
>>64121482
you have athletic negro genes
all mexicans are dumb and unprofessional, their players dont have a winners mentality
>>64121498
BEEF
>>64121498
yeah pasta is quite common, but we mainly eat cow.
beef, steak whatever you call it, is very common.
and the buttocks are used in milanesas which are really common aswell.
actually the whole cow is, you get my point.
What about Márquez
>>64121282
>this obsession
fuck off, stupid sudaca
Same for Turkey desu
>>64121282
>we will never have long sleeved world cup again
;_;
>>64121498
Very different, mexican food is super spicy and with strong flavours, they mainly use chicken, cheese and rich sauces.
Argentinians are #1 in beef consumption per capita, the barbecue culture is huge there, their cuisine has strong italians ticks but their best stuff are sweets imo.
>>64121282
>literally never got past the first match of the second round in a WC (round of 16 since pretty much forever) even when they played at home, twice.
Is this true? Even USA has done better than that. Poor little Mexico
>>64121282
mexicans are the least athletic looking people you will ever meet. they werent born to play sports
Which country makes the best choripan?
>>64121282
>this obsession
>>64121950
Have you ever met an Indian? (Poo type not scalping type)
>>64121282
because mexcrements have shit genes.
>>64121872
yeah but even if they're shit, turkey still managed to get a cheeky third place atleast.
look at mexico's record on WCs.
it's literally worse than USA's
>>64121359
kek, spot on mate
>>64121282
we are poor and have a deficient mentality
>>64121282
is mostly because they recruit no talent rich kids who are shit at soccer but look good on product covers.
if they were to start digging in to the decrepit barrios "Cuauhtémoc blanco" they will find indigenous looking creatures that are capable of running from Veracruz to México city to bring fresh fish for their emperor less they WANNA lose their head.
>>64122069
why the ban in 90?
>>64121282
They make fauls on stupid moments that makes them lose the match like at the previous world cup.
>>64122223
"Fielding an overaged player in a prior youth tournament" according to wikipedia
>>64122257
NO ERA PENAL
Mexico are the current association football Olympic gold medalists. Show them some respect.
>>64122365
And USA is the current rugby gold medalists and have been for 100+ years. Doesn't mean the United States is an elite rugby nation
Oh look, the Argentinean obsessed with Mexico, the US and England....
>>64122365
you do realize that the olympics are literally not played by the national teams, right?
>they are brown midgets
>midgets are widely regarded as the best football players
no, that's the problem, Injuns are bad at divegrass. It happens here, most of the population are Andean Mestizos/Injuns and football is very popular, but the black minority is much better at it. So, only blacks get proffesional here.
>>64122520
i feel bad for him 2bh, making shit threads on /sp/ is his life
>>64122520
No one will ever be obsessed with Mexico.
>>64122715
You are obsessed too, chicano.
>>64122520
>>64122704
literally the first time I made this thread though
>>64122715
I am obsessed with mexican derived food and tequila desu
>>64121282
mexico is worse than the US, even though football is the fifth most popular sport there, literally Bangladesh having no Olympic medals-tier
Not everybody has a chance
You need to pay2play and all that shit
>>64121504
underrated
>>64122704
>>64122740
i feel bad for him 2bh, replying shit threads on /sp/ is his life
>>64122790
literally the first time I've ever posted on 4chan
>>64121498
Varied pasta(mostly ravioles, ñoquis, tallarines).
A lot of milk based products(yogurt in all shapes and colours, dulce de leche)
Meat, mostly cow and pork meat, without much aggregates, cooked with the burnt remains of carbon or wood.
I guess you would call it snacks? (empanadas, tartas, stuff similar to calzoni or tacos)
Chicken and milanesas.
Not big on spices.
Not big on sea food.
Not big on delicacy.
>>64122820
ARGENTINIAN FOOD IS BASED
B A S E D
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Women are terrible tho
>>64122820
>no alfajores
u dun goofed santi
>>64121407
desu
>>64122888
not him but cookies are not food m8
regardless of how tasty they are, they're still just cookies.
>>64122914
>cookies are not food
if not food what are they
>>64122930
cookies are not core food, fernando
you don't wake invite your family on sunday and tell them "oh man oh boy I am going to make cookies!!!", you tell them to come so you can all eat a dead cow together
>>64122820
>a bunch of baked shit and overcooked meat
south american cuisine minus peruvian is a joke
>>64122952
All your country has is spoiled cabbage for cuisine
>>64122952
Said the guy who eats sausage and potatoes in every meal.
>>64122961
Actually he eats kebab, sfiha and shit like this, havent you seen his flag?
The only players worth anything in MEX are Herrera, Hernandez, and Aguilar. You can tell all 3 of them work hard and the rest slouch
>>64122978
What about layun?
D O S A C E R O
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>>64121282
Mexico has electricity and an economy. Hows the huts around the fire, long nose? Still funneling money and wifi from Brazil?
>>64122948
>so you can all eat a dead cow together
good lad
>>64122809
And its to post your insecurites about "being white" and tell the world how much you think of mexico, the only latin american country besides Brazil to have technology past the loom. Can't blame the obsession, though, south buddy, you should catch a train up here or sneak into brazaca land.
>>64123102
Are you a psychologist?
>>64121282
We are manlets and with shitty genes for sports. Also, our league just care for moneys and not the development of teams and players (there is no consistency at all, team wins, sells players and next year they are in the last places.
Also
>Being in concacaf for money and not geographic reasons.
Anyway you can shitpost anything you want if it helps you forget what the Argentina team in the last 20 years with the probably the best players have done (nothing)
>>64123102
nah thank you, my country is a thousand times better.
also, if you look closer I never mentioned my ethnicity or anyone else's.
you're clearly the one that's obsessed with race and argentina.
Rafa Marquez, Miguel Layun, Hector Moreno, Raul Jimenez.
"short" "bad genes".
Its sports, guys. People win, people lose.
We're olympic winners, confederation cup winners, and always play the strong football nations tit-for-tat. Weve won numerous youth world titles as well.
Argies, its ok to be historically good at football, but you should consider joining the modern world and not peeing your pants whenever your "whiteness" or another hispanic country exposes your insecurity.
>>64123184
>we
>>64123146
Hahaha, ok op.
>>64123132
Smh, way to have some pride, buddy. We're not all manlets like you.
>>64123146
Are you aware that the "argies working as waitresses in la condesa Mexico city" is more than just a meme right??
>>64121658
Marquez was great, anyone who says otherwise is just bias.
tfw your most relevant player is Rafa Marquez.
RAFA MARQUEZ.
>>64123194
Me neither but in average mexicans are manlets (second shortest team next to chile in the last wc). Not feeling bad or insulting mexicans, just stating facts
>>64123224
Hugo Sanchez, pleb spaniard.
>>64123199
no, I have no clue what any of what you just said means.
but looking at your post, I'm well aware that you're losing your head over my country being vastly better than yours.
>>64122223
just
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cachirules
>>64123234
The king of le tap-in. Not even Penaldo can reach that level.
>>64123287
>makes a stupid thread about Mexico
>hurr why you are so obsessed xD
Why is this guy, OP, so obsessed with Mexico, the US and England anyway?
>>64123349
Because when people discuss AAA countries like England and the USA, Mexico always springs to mind as well. Obviously.
>>64123337
you and all of your retarded fellow countrymen are the ones behaving like that m8
>>64122520
>>64123349
I'm obsessed?
why did you post twice about me, and talked about things I didn't mention, both times?
>>64122724
Im white but nice try beaner
>>64123447
Whatever helps you sleep at night, chicano.
>>64123287
http://youtu.be/nms5WZ1wdxU
http://edant.clarin.com/diario/2003/09/21/i-02015.htm
>No solo meseros, tambien de putas
Negro desinformado
Wathing Argentina vs Mexico banter is like reading Albania vs Serbia except with absolutely zero history or grounds for hate
>>64121282
>>they are brown midgets
thats basically our whole NT
>>64121282
We're bad at everything professional (I've seen math prodigy kids in school that later can't get a job at a fucking sweatshop) >we have good amateur sides, that's why >we won the Olympic medal, but going pro is another thing altogether
>poor but talented players don't get noticed
>the ones that manage to get into professional teams soon start exploiting their fame fucking Argentinian, Colombian an Venezuelan prostitutes and snorting cocaine out of their assholes
>very few have the mentality and talent to actually be a succesful pro player (Hugo, Marquez)
>some have the mentality but lack the talent (chicha)
>most are just mediocre
You just can't be a succesful pro team like that
Having said that, I'd take >my Sunday team over any random Argentinian one
Fuck you
>>64125439
Top post.
>>64121887
actually Uruguay is #1 per capita. but your point still stands
I played football in Mexico at 2000m above sea level. We had to stop because a horse wandered into the penalty area and started eating grass.
Mexico's problem is that they are poor, but not poor enough like Argentina and Brazil.
>>64121282
>a shitload of overrated foreigner players
>no chances for young players
>the few good young players that can make it either flop after 2 seasons or never get the chance to play in yurop cause the owners overprice them
>>64128000
Trips confirm
>>64127799
>>most are just mediocre
this desu senpai
xolos pay 50k a month and twente or whatever offer to pay 10k, most of them go after the money
>>64128005
or they become trap fuckers
the number 1 carrer ending disease
>>64127799
you're good at boxing at least
>>64123335
Look up Hugo Sanchez. I know youre trolling, but you sound so damn stupid, man.
>>64128005
This holds truth. Quick breakdown:
Mexican league has money. Imports players. Homegrown players are either overrated or decide to keep earning well in the mexican league than accept a lesser salary at a european club "giving" him a chance.
>>64123447
Did you get beat up by a latino when you were little, champ?
>>64128284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzoLxi_ltw
>Tap-in
>tap-in
>tap-in.
Looks like Ronaldos worst goals compilation.
Stop overrating players just because they're from that shithole.
>>64128712
like Xavi or Piqué amirite?
They just dont have futbol culture. This happens in argentina too, in Tandil, they are a joke
>>64128813
>Tandil
Bien. Que se dediquen al tenis y al fiambre, no necesitamos más futbolistas.
>>64121282
>>no memorable players.
>>64122978
>who are guardado and jonathan dos santos
herrera is a piece of shit.
![woah128624170833122164[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s059ClU.jpg "woah128624170833122164[1].jpg")
>Authorities in Honduras say the captain of the national soccer team has been shot dead in a shopping centre parking lot in a city on the country's Caribbean coast.
get your shit together mexico
>>64134638
Are you retarded?
>>64122084
>BIMBO
>>64121282
>>no memorable players.
see
>>64121327
>>64121282
Who is Guille Franco?
>>64134638
10/10
Why are indios so obsessed with chicanos? are they jelly?
Negro has any country other than Germany/Brazil made out of the first round for 6 straight world cups and counting? Being top 16 out of 200+ countries is not bad.
>>64121282
Headers are an important part of the game.
>>64121282
ERA
>>64134638
sigh,
we are literally better
PUTA MADRE
Let's be real here lads. Nichijou is the best anime ever made, no one with two brain cells can deny this fact
>>64121482
you guys are african by blood so athleticism is big
>>64128739
Xavi is definitely not overrated
Pique used to be the best CB
>>64141248
wat
>>64121282
>>no memorable players.
>>not a single fucking one.
who is fucking jorge campos???
>>64121327
>>64123234
>>64128284
>>64133145
>>64128712
>memorable player
holy shit that was terrible.
that's their best player ever?
they seriously rate him? no wonder they're shit.
when i say memorable i think top 11 of the continent.
Hugo Sanchez is top 25,at best
>>64121513
WHAT A RELIEF
>>64122820
This has been pretty much my experience going to argentina. I don't think empananadas or tartas are snacks though. I don't know how common canelones are but I love eating them and they taste amazing.
>>64141355
>canelones
too bad they are so small
>>64127173
read the whole thing before posting, you dumbfuck
>>64123146
I don't get why argentineans have this false sense of superiority. if you guys actually had your shit straight then you wouldn't have had so many economic crises and people dying of hunger in the interior.
>>64141362
not in my experience. unless you're making some sort of sexual innuendo.
I'm also curious as to why argentina has more gays than any other south american country. everytime I see argentinean porn i get all sorts of fags fucking in the search results. fucking faggots.
>>64141331
Since you and the Spaniard who posted that video have never seen Hugo play, I'll go ahead and cherry pick a video too. Way to oust yourself as an uninformed, insufferable douche.
http://youtu.be/1em06gIgeeM
Here are some highlights. Lethal from set pieces, fantastic finisher, top class with both feet, practically owns la Chilena.
"tap in man". you may call it banter, trolling, but even on the internet youre still an annoying, ignorant kid who plays make believe and everyone else waits for you to spout whatever babble nonsense you have to share so the conversation can actually continue and you get to feel like you contributed.
>>64141375
>economic crises
it's not really that bad, it's like the recession europe has been having these past years.
>people dying of hunger in the interior.
not real, also interior of what?
there's like 4 cities in the whole country, the rest is just either burning or freezing desert.
>>64141411
cringe.
north americans are the absolute worst
>>64141422
cringe? Stop being a spazz, youre part of the civilized world now, Brazil.
>>64141385
>I'm also curious as to why argentina has more gays than any other south american country
peruvian immigration is big.
also, our country is known for its inclusion laws.
like, we were the first country to let faggots marry or something like that, I'm not that informed because I don't really care but you get my point.
>>64141441
if we are considering Hugo Sanchez as GOATs we might as well put Alexis Sanchez or Benzema in there.
stop posting please
>>64141459
Put some of Hugo's accolades and stats next to Alexis' and Benzemas.
Please. Do it for yourself. The man has been the RECORD HOLDER for most goals scored in La Liga by a Non Spanish player for DECADES, and has only recently been overtaken by Mr. Lionel.
Get the fuck out of here, you idiot hahaha
>>64141459
Brasileiros, que mal se ve este compatriota de ustedes.
>>64141480
>The man has been the RECORD HOLDER for most goals scored in La Liga by a Non Spanish player for DECADES
but that's just making some stats up.
I mean, "by a non spanish player" makes it mean nothing really.
that way you can always find something to make a striker be the "RECORD HOLDER" of something.
Messi on the other hand, is quite literally the top scorer in La Liga ever, now that's an actual record holder, no asterisks
>>64141480
>Please. Do it for yourself. The man has been the RECORD HOLDER for most goals scored in La Liga by a Non Spanish player for DECADES, and has only recently been overtaken by Mr. Lionel.
who cares about stats really?
i can pick a pointless stats just to prove my argument, like goals/match ratio, or " best offensive player under 1,70m that played in the eighties" and that is it, stats.
>ywn be argentinean
>>64141514
why are there so many mexicans trying to force this meme?
are you seriously this upset about us being better?
>>64141526
>better
we are all part of this 3rd world shithole that is latin america but if being better at kicking a ball around helps you sleep at night go right ahead nigger
>>64141552
if i was mexican i would post this exact same post
>>64141526
>>64141552
he's right, both your countries are poor and shit
>>64141552
>if being better at kicking a ball around
no, I meant in general, thinking that argentina is a shithole like the rest of latin america literally shows how little you know about us, not to mention that you are ugly and we aren't, but whatever helps (You) sleep at night.
A mexican man and an argentine man are walking down the street. the mexican man asks if the argentine man has the time. The argentime grabs his wrist as if to check for his watch. then he grabs his other wrist. then he begins patting his pants pockets, coat pockets and shirt pockets. He keeps doing this for a few moments before the mexican man finally loses it.
"do you have the time or not" he demands.
"no, but what a fantastic body i have" replies the argentine man.
>>64121282
They have Andres Guardado
We here in the Netherlands love Guardado. Hector Moreno too.
Still talking seriously about Hugo Sanchez being memorable.
>>64141726
why? I mean i know theyre very experienced for the eredivisie but they aren't really that good. PSV did make it out of the group stage so I guess they are pretty good.
>>64141685
genuinely made me chuckle a little
>>64122683
Our best players haven't been black since Asprilla, though.
>>64121659
Nice, I can finally use this image
Friendly reminder that Argentina is the only Latin American country with multiple Nobels in science. Success breeds jealousy
>>64144133
That's akin to winning the Gold Cup.
>>64123192
>Mexican Immigrant Population in United States - 12 Million
>Population of United States of Mexican Heritage - 35 Million
>Netherlands Population - under 17 million
>>64144133
brazil was the first latin american country to get a fields medal which is a way more significant achievement tbqh.
>>64144340
Theorical maths is literally for autistic nerds who look for patherns, how can you be proud of this useless "science" when you have computers?
>>64144382
kek
>>64144415
Good post
>>64121389
pizzozza- suarez-messi would be the best atacking trio in football history
>>64121887
is like you never heard of fucking tacos, anyway you are a faggot for not being able to handle some salsa
>>64122820
meat is murder
