The Canucks take on the Rangers in the AV Bowl
The Canucks attempt to return to their tanking ways, while NYR hopes to avoid embarrassment
GET OFF MY TV YOU BALD AUTISTIC FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
This game started like, an hour ago.
I dunno what even happened to Rangers game threads. They don't exist anymore. That's sad.
>>64117043
LOL at Messier reminiscing about his days in Vancouver
"Who would you rather have as a son? Henrik Sedin or Brad Marchand?" - Vigneault after Marchand kneed Lundqvist in the head
Why are the Rangers so keked? Why does Vigneault like Vancouver so much more?
>>64117116
fuggg i just made a thread
>>64117124
>>64117124
stealin my thunder bud
>>64117067
Nor do Canucks ones apparently
>>64117170
10 minutes after this one m8
>>64117188
took me 10 minutes to crop that picture i used in the game thread in paint
>>64117170
Fuck that, this thread was made 10 minutes early
Here. here is something talk about. I made a bet the Rangers will score first.
Gonna put some money on the Rangers to win the game in regulation as well. Although I'm going to wait 5 minutes into the second to see if the ML hits 2, and will just put it on that.
>>64117223
what site is that?
>>64117067
They're ded Jim.
>>64117239
bet 365
>>64117256
do you ever post in /bet/
>>64117223
That's a solid bet, the Canucks are shit
>>64117262
Nope.
>Rangers have a statistically dominant period
>fail to score
I think we know how this goes
jesus christ, can kreider learn how to screen a fucking goalie? every game this shit happens
>>64117223
>betting on luckpuck
>ever
>>64117375
You wouldn't think it was that complicated
>>64117287
I'm getting you confused with a denmark flag
another question, have you seen this man?
who else /NASH/ here?
>>64117375
Kreider has been pretty lost this season
just put the puck on net
>>64117449
huge disappointment... but I guess that's too be expected after all the offseason hyping
>>64117449
He was never especially good in front of the net, but his shit has been so inaccurate all season
that little girl is the best rangers player on ice
>>64117481
the guy reminds me of chris stewart. great one year, shit the next. nothing in between.
>>64117569
He's better than Stewart.
I think he is restraining his game because he developed a reputation as being dirty.
>leaving with 4 minutes to go in the 2nd period
GOTTA BEAT THE TRAFFIC
have the rangers ever kept possession on a delayed penalty for more than 5 seconds? here we go again...
are the
>rags
gonna pick up the W on this one?
>>64116953
I love that Tanner Glass is a hockey player. It reminds me that no matter how worthless I am, I have a chance to make bank yet have zero expectations
>that after horn tip in
starting to sweat.
Every shot went in against Montreal in that shit game. Now nothing goes in.
>>64117796
I mean Ottawa.
Well I'm pretty heavy into this shit so here we go.
>>64117937
surely the rangers will score this period
shit penalty desu
>sleep on puck
>WHAT DID I DO
>>64117937
You dun goofed.
Also: refpuck.
>>64117937
OH NO
>>64117937
lel
Why didn't you respect them?
Welp, looks like it's suicide again for me.
LOL HOLY FUCK THIS REFPUCK
RAGGOTS BTFO
>>64117937
Kill yourself, you retarded fuck.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVEN 3 YEARS LATER ALAIN IS STILL ON OUR SIDE
SOMEONE GIF THAT CLAP
THANK YOU BASED EDLER
AV is so salty, i like it.
Refpuck on refpuck now
is this a 2 on 5 now?
This is getting interesting
What the fuck. Way to rape the game faggot refs.
CLAP CLAP CLAP
How much did Canucks pay the refs for this
>>64118082
lol oh wow
>all these penalties
what is HAPPENING
McDonut was a high hit, but that Stoll call was bullshit and changed the fucking game
... and of course they're gonna even out the penalties
Now they just give out random penalties.
>6 powerplays
>back 2 back 5 on 3s
>only 1 goal
not even mad desu
Haha, total make up call there
This game is jokes
vancouver fairies diving all over the ice
I didn't know that in Clapistan you could actually get penalties for clapping.
>>64118176
>>64118176
Oh wait, this is in Canada.
You get a bear for clapping in Canada. That's the rule.
PENALTY SHOT
HAPPENING
le refs dictates le game
HAND ON THE PUCK HAND ON THE PUCK
Kek this game just got good
Make up call again. These refs are so fucking bad it's amazing. Fucking destroyed the game, assholes.
How come we never see any Russian posters on /hoc/ threads?
You see them on /pol/ pretty frequently but they don't browse here for some reason.
Why did Miller stand up.
GRAMPA DID IT
GRAMPA DID IT
GRAMPA DID IT
GRAMPA DID IT
B O Y L E
O
Y
L
E
So 3 on 3 nao?
What the fuck is this, we all know the NHL Jews hate the Canucks but come on.
LE OLD MAN PENALTY SHOT STRIKES AGAIN
Alright lads, the refpuck is even now.
Game on
>rags
What a shitshow of a game lmao
>>64118233
Ive eaten salmon that was in a bears stomach
for christs fucking sake
What the FUCK is going on
theres challenges in hockey?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
SEDINERY
GIVE THESE GUYS THE HART
NOT EVEN JOKING
WE'D BE SO FUCKED WITHOUT THEM
Good job New York Jews, you couldn't finish it with your Jewing.
What is this
I dont even
>unbelievable deflection
Nogoaal.jpg
lmao
Sedins again
last 20 out of 22 goals? points on them
"This isn't hockey its a circus" - Gordon Bombay
>henrik lundqvist is famous for complaining
get fucked vancouver announcers
Damn the twins are hot this year.
KIKES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>RAGS
rags fan, but if this goal gets overturned because of that... christ
>>64118316
there is now
>>64118293
Dayum that sounds good.
This game is fucking clown shoes
>>64118331
I'm so sorry you don't get to watch on MSG
>>64118349
Also sounds like a gay hairy man took a dump in his mouth
>>64118327
WOOOO
why do they scream "woo"?
Fuck you jew York you just cost me 60 bucks
>>64118361
Hot!
>>64118362
gonna get real sad when they retire
>>64118361
Thats what we call a two'fer
>>64118382
It is the vancouver version of spacedocking
Sharks lost in OT. We can take 2nd w/ a win boys.
OH MY GOD HES DEAD
Hamuis vag is bleeding
DED
Okay. I'm sorry for calling you shit, Hamhuis.
You don't deserve that.
That fucking shot in the face, holy shit.
Is hamhuis ok?
>>64118368
To mock you Jews.
Hammers doing the stompystomp dance
HAMMER DED
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS GAME
>>64118403
See, i always thought space docking was freezing a shit and using it as a dildo
oh christ that was a lot of blood real quick
Shit that looks really really really bad
guys is he gonna die?
>>64118452
West coast things always involve salmon. Also the weather never gets cold enough to freeze anything.
lol hows ur fac3
Dat cut.
>>64118463
>>64118466
well i mean he's a tough guy he needs his eyes and fingers and ankles more than his pretty-ass cheekbones
he could be fine soon
The Jews couldn't fix the game, but they at least managed to kill the Hammer.
hopefully it's not the eye of the teeth
lol wat delay if game Penelope?
Blackhawk bandwagoner here, want to watch some more hockey since the Hawks aren't playing today.
Are I assume these teams are more relelvent the the Pens and Avs.
Who took that shot?
If the Rangers had scored with Hamhuis rolling on the ice ded that would be a perfect encapsulation of the Canucks' season.
>>64118495
i dunno either
Dr. Dre muthafucka!
>>64118504
All i heard was
>im a giant faggot
>>64118489
I mean, none of it would've happened if he hadn't made that brutal turnover
Neutral, just chimed in for the last ten min. Entertaining stuff, no hitting though
>>64118539
Yes, Canada is full of faggots and we know the Calgary Canucks burns their city to the ground every time they get knocked out of the playoffs.
Tell me something good.
>>64118570
They got steak.
>>64118570
Hot asian bitches
>>64118570
This is how we make black angus beef
kreider needs some time with the wolfpack
>>64118609
Import superior American Beef.
>>64118601
Which they clearly don't know how to cook
well, this it it
>>64118636
>thinks canada isn't in america
What an insane game
weird ref game
sharks lost today
we bottom 10 team in the league, but somehow 2nd in the division
woo!
This is the best hockey i've seen from the nucks in weeks
GG
>>64118646
*insanely stupid game
when kreider wakes up the rangers will be a top team again
gg canucks
What is going on?
Well hey, a win streak!
>>64118644
For all intent and purposes, it isn't.
Your Prime Minister drank the SJW coolaid.
As a canucks fan i take what i can get
>>64118668
>nigger president
>>64118662
first win streak since over a month ago!
and all it took was sacrificing hamhuis at the altar
oh yes
