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>Triplets are back
Superior Blackhawks coming through.
>>64113019
non-grease edition
Hockey tonight boys
you faggots made 3 threads and not one of you posted news and this one doesnt even say /hoc/ fuck all of you
>>64112988
what?
>>64112998
I asked you multiple times to be posting whenever the eurogames start. You have as much a right to post in evenings about Liiga as the nightly anticipation e build for the NHL.
>>64113096
>>64113114
please post in the correct thread
>>64113019
>>64113114
oh it's that skater Tarja Turunen
>>64113143
yes the one that was made first is here. if you wanted your thread to be correct you should have put news and not made the other one way fucking early. you are worse than grease right now how does that feel
>>64113121
first time tonight posting /hoc m8.
>>64113177
>>64113019
please post in the correct thread
>>64113177
oops...I meant the finns in general.
6th for missing Dupuis already
Hold me pensbros
>>64113173
hahahaha, BTFO
>>64113177
Who's the captain for Finland during the WJC lad?
Rantanen?
>panthers are staying in Sunrise till 2023
Discuss.
>>64113222
yes.
>>64113221
you didnt even put /hoc/ you fucking retard, once the old one 404s nobody is going to find your stupid thread
Who /Avs/ here
>>64113213
thanks daaaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4OTtV_OSuw
>/hoc/ is now ok with grease
what the hell happened to you guys
>>64113041
>>64113143
>>64113196
hi please leave and post in your..oh wait
>>64113237
hocgeneral.com searches for hoc you fucking retard
>>64113290
Nobody actually uses that you fucking faggot. I can't believe you idiots are encouraging one of the worst posters in /hoc/, he literally ruins every thread by asking stupid as shit questions that he can google and acts like a faggot about it
rack 'em, stack 'em
Boston @ Montreal
San Jose @ Edmonton
Pittsburgh @ Colorado
Rangers @ Vancouver
>>64113311
and your whining like a little bitch is somehow better? your fag thread didnt even post news and it didnt say /hoc/ general. they both suck and you chose to hate this one more for no reason
>>64113331
Shut the fuck up
>>64113311
sounds like somebody didn't have his backruuuuuuub
>Rape a girl
>Get away with it
>Rack up points in every single game
Should more players start raping?
>>64113340
Mine said /hoc/, and half of the new threads don't have news usually.
>>64113331
broons
oilels
pongs
nucks
lets have a meme night
>>64113331
bawston < montreal
san jose > edmonton
pittsburgh < colorado
>rags < vancouver
>>64113231
Good choice. Bring a non meme goalie this time tho.
>>64113331
MTL
EDM
PIT
>rags
>>64113331
rank 'em, bank 'em
Montreal
Edmonton
Pittsburgh
>rags
>>64113373
it didnt say /hoc/ general so it was objectively wrong. other faggots not putting news doesnt mean that you are correct to not put news. it takes 4 seconds to copy and paste it.
youre mad at grease for simply googling things well why dont you simple google the news and post it?
NHL Headlines
View All Headlines
PIT:Kris Letang is good to play on Wednesday
MON:Alexander Semin is on unconditional waivers
EDM:Edmonton Oilers put Mark Fayne on waivers
NJ:Adam Henrique sustains a lower-body injury
DAL:Jamie Benn has four pts in win over 'Canes
CHI:Patrick Kane extends point streak to 23 games
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk has two points in win v ARZ
OTT:Hoffman scores 15th goal in win
PHI:Giroux records two points in loss
PIT:Pascal Dupuis' hockey career is over
SJ:Logan Couture returns Tuesday vs. Calgary
MON:Dustin Tokarski will face Red Wings Thursday
>>64113375
WOOHOO
>>64113411
>>64113373
You guys are autistic as fuck. Stop taking this place so seriously.
>>64113331
Montréal
San Giovese
Plattsburg
Wongcouver
>>64113437
>>64113411
It did you fuckin moron, it said /hoc/ no grease edition. Stop being mad because I got your little girl thread deleted the other day
>>64113511
again, it didnt say general. suck my cock
>people are still responding to grease
kill yourselfs
I hope more Czechs and Russians show up for the WJC threads. Should be a good tourney and a tough battle for Canada to repeat with Finland & Sweden having some already impressive rosters.
bruins@habs
>>64113674
>>64113674
>>64113674
>>64113580
BTFO
completely annihilated
>>64113290
>Searching for the thread instead of having a filter to put it on top of the page
>>64113580
It never does faggot, unless you're autistic
>>64114017
yes every general is supposed to say general. you should look on every other board as well.
>>64114038
WE 'RE LOSING HIM! GIVE ME 5MILIGRAMS OF PENTATHOLE
>>64114038
Damn you are autistic
Get out of my /hoc/
>flyers
what is dis
>>64114038
>following the way of non dank generals
Go archive the last few /hoc/s you fucking retard
>>64114192
>>64114278
So was Stamkos liking and then unliking that tweet actually just his agent trying to use it as a negotiation tactic?
Or is Stamkos really going to come to Toronto ?
>>64114407
well he did the same thing once last year too. he probably likes seeing how much toronto fans want him
>Three game win streak
How the fuck did that happen?
>>64114464
Ok, but it's pretty easy to see that anyway, just by searching Stamkos Leafs on twitter.
>>64114407
>laffs sign stamkos
>someone offersheets rielly
Rate my defenseman
>>64115693
>>64115716
>playing a hockey game made in hongcouver
>>64115693
>>64115716
stop posting
>>64115493
>>64115493
>>64115493
shorks vs spoilers
pens vs avs
>>64116177
>>64116177
>>64116177
>>64112927
Where the fuck is kane.2
>>64113406
Those titties are glorious
>>64116184
pls help nobody else is in the gamethread.
why is there no commentating on the game its just the crowd noise what the fuck? I'm watching it online so is the tv channel not over to it yet or something?
>memed on by a Finnish goaltender
>losing to the Hurricanes
>Price ded until January
>Condon has a sub .900 sv% in the last 3 games
>only other option is a one hit wonder meme goaler
are the Habs finished?
>>64114407
Anyone got a cap of the tweet?
>>64116850
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/stamkos-likes-tweet-questioning-maple-leafs-pursuit-180243870.html
Canucks Rags
>>64116953
>>64116953
>>64116953
>>64116934
This only will deepen my disapointment when he doesn't come to Toronto.
>>64113173
When did this happen?
Why are the avs such shitters?
>>64117839
maybe a month ago? everyone thought the puck was in the goalers pads, including the goaler. the player who shot has it fall in his feet after bouncing off the glass. this happens right infront of the official so he doesnt blow the whistle. meme goal ensues
>>64117865
>Goaler
Is this some fresh new meme?
Also, I watched the webm, I know what happened.
>habs
>>64117904
no its an incredibly old meme and youre fresh and new
>>64113411
>Americaytlins
EEREY PECKEREYNE
>>64117963
>fresh and new
Unlike your mum's gash
>>64118131
UNCOUTH
N
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H
>Avs PP tonight
He's got that pushing-through-the ardennes-speed
>tfw can't stop reading Barkov's autismblog
>>64112927
Why does Kane have the arms of the black man? He's not in jail.
>SJWers blown out
>Feminists blown out
>Chicago's biased media, blown out
>Having this best year yet and is streaking
>>64118407
not to mention
>prosecuting attorney for the case quits because he thinks it's bullshit
>case is dropped over lack of evidence
you can't get BTFO much harder.
>unironicly letting Hall drive the net
Do the New York Jews always try to fix their games?
>>64114488
Make it 4 now
>>64118542
Yes
And when they lose they blame the other team for bribing the refs with more sheckles than they were willing to give
>rags
>>64118542
>>64118564
Looks like someone needs to put an end to this. A final solution to their cheating problems if you will
>rags
>>64113375
I believe I nailed it
>>64118794
Nice!!
>>64118794
said me
about your mom
>>64118813
>GOAT
>Dies in a little crash
>
>>64118852
>old school is best school
>bleeds from his ears like a little bitch
>>64118852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_One_drivers_from_Mexico#World_champions_and_race_winners
Helo is this where i come to drink my mornink cofee
>rags
>>64118885
get rid of your iphone you faggot
>>64118890
What
>>64118901
">rags"
>rags
>>64118852
One million left turns - Champion!
One right turn - LEGEND!!
>>64118898
Fag
Tfw I got all my picks right tonight
>>64118914
OH MY GOD THERES ME
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>64118914
>signal is H
>no data or wifi
>on the internet
>tfw no hockey for 24 hours
>>64118914
>saving pictures from an iphone on your phone
>>64118975
just stop
>>64118974
u r not gud @ maths
>>64118975
>not sorting your pics for Boolean optimization
>2016
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/674822660199698432
webm pls
>>64118990
>>64118998
his picture is titled image.jpg because he saved a picture that someone else posted from an iphone. what are you trying to tell me is wrong here
>>64119000
>stephanie will never sit on your face while making dank giffs
my drunk loser sabre fan roommateis passed out on the coach, what should i do ?
>>64119033
write "eichel sucks" on him
>>64119033
release your seed on him
>>64119033
Which coach?
>glorious Nucks now have more wins than OT losses
MORE WINS THAN REGULATION LOSSES, HERE WE COME
WE .500 HOCKEY SOON
JUST GIVE US THE CUP
OUR YEAR
U
R
Y
E
A
R
>>64119033
he sexed your coach? he the coach drunk too?
>>64119039
already done before, but thx canuckbro
>>64119076
wow a spic in jail doesnt know how to spell I AM SHOCKED
>>64119000
Someone shop a fedora tipping
/hoc/ /I have to ask, who the fk is that ghoul in the OP? I've seen his mug so many times as I glance at /hoc/ in the catalog. Is it a hockey player with AIDS?
>>64119222
checked
>>64119222
professional rapist and cabby assailant Patrick Kane. Also, hockey players are white and straight so they don't have AIDS
>>64119222
It's Patrick Kane.
He's a really good hockey player and a convicted criminal that is currently fighting rape allegations
>>64119285
>>64119329
>smashes cabbie over 20c
>rapes people
lol what a character
>>64119360
Yes typical american hockey player. They are a blight on our sport much like australians are on yours.
>>64116362
:)
so this fucking guy just scored again AND set up the OT winner on an amazing break to taylor hall, when can we start calling him the future oilel goat?
>>64119285
>>64119360
>implying those rape allegations are legitimate.
according to American women, 100% of rich star athletes have raped them.
Not saying hes a good person, but siding with bitches fishing for easy money just disgusts me desu. Its CURRENT YEAR, time to realize women are lying 90% of the time.
>>64119389
at least they are actually tough and dont cry on the ice like the soft Canadian "stars" tend to.
Patrick Kane could probably destroy Crosby in a street fight lol. That fucking Crybaby.
>>64119399
>gretzky dubs
confirmed
>mcdavid gets hurt
>lol we'll just promote this 3rd overall that we have lying around
>>64119427
If Kane had to fight crosby he'd get a sex change and cry sexism beforehand like most american "men"
>>64119435
lel, pretty sure Canada is known for being more "progressive" sounds like Crosby will assume his natural role as the bitch.
dude, weed.
>>64119443
>implying crosby wouldn't yell Aloha Snackbar and blow Kane up
>>64119443
>>64119465
Have you guys fucked each others' buttholes yet? Because there's a room right down the hall, you two.
>>64116934
That's his home town/childhood team
>hasbs
>rags
>shorks
>>64119399
Oh fuck off. It's not fair how the league gifts them stars via the draft. They need to be banned from the lottery or draft entirely, it's essentially cheating.
>>64119611
Deal with it
>>64119611
>this sodium-based reply
I bet you're upset that they let this kid go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnsngTNeGTg
enjoy your (You), flamebro
>Lecavalier will retire on a team he doesnt want to be on with a team that doesnt want him
JUST
>>64113228
jesus fuck
i think it might be cheaper for many fans of canadian teams to fly down and watch than buy tickets to watch at home
First time poster to a /hoc/ thread. Newish fan to Hockey in general. Still trying to determine which teams I like the most, by watching how the teams play. I'll be honest, I'm still learning the rules which I will say are WAY better than most "professional sports" rules out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXZLnMPiQ4&list=LLK-8zFWl_nzqzMjJVU-p0XA&index=1
>>64119665
>trying to determine which teams I like the most
pick the team closest to you faggot
>>64119665
>I'll be honest, I'm still learning the rules which I will say are WAY better than most "professional sports" rules out there.
Clearly you haven't reached "intent to blow".
>>64119693
>Clearly you haven't reached "intent to blow".
yea ur mom was too busy tonight to teach that lesson
>>64119688
That would be the Dallas Stars. I have yet to be able to watch a single game they have played on NHL All Access, because every single one of them has been a black out game where I am. So far the only one's I've seen play this season are the Blackhawks, Senators, Predators, Rangers, and some Highlights from a Redwings game.
>>64119572
thanks captain faggot
>>64119730
youre closest to the best team in the league right now, may as well hop on the bandwagon. go on the nhl reddit stream and find some games on there.
>"We sort of mastered it, and instead of everybody grabbing hold of that and getting themselves on board, we changed the rule and said, 'OK, we're going to get rid of that,' because people thought we were taking coincidental penalties on purpose to get 4-on-4s, which was absolutely ridiculous, that never happened."
30 years later and Wayne is still bitter
>>64119693
Just google searched that, and yeah I'll have to say that's a fucking stupid ass rule. But they also changed the rules this season to basically challenge the "intent to blow" rule.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/what-does-nhl-s-new-rule-mean-for--intent-to-blow--calls-194357511.html
>>64119773
I don't really want to bandwaggon a team, but I'll admit, since I've been trying to figure out which teams I like, I've been reviewing the team standings and stats on nhl.com, and the Dallas Stars did stand out. I still want to at least give the other teams in the league the same consideration.
just be a stors fag, but be prepared for their meme defense and Finnish goaltending to fail in the playoffs
>>64119819
Meant for
>>64119805
>>64119819
>be prepared for their meme defense and Finnish goaltending to fail in the playoffs
This. The Stars are middle of the pack in GA and very rarely can a team meme their way through the playoffs with offense alone. The Stars will probably take a year or two to grow into a real threat
>>64119665
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FUCKING FAGGGOOOOOTTTTTT RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64119805
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT WE'RE FULL
either root for the team closest to you or youre a stupid nigger and nobody cares about you. now fuck off with your stupid blog
>>64119819
>>64119838
This is what I'm talking about. I want to watch the team for a while, analyze how they play, and then come to a conclusion, on whether I can get behind them.
>>64119847
this 2bh
>>64119853
then why the fuck are you here and not doing that instead? fuck off wetback
>paying for a streaming service that blacks out some games
Why would anyone do this?
it really doesn't matter if your team is "the best," all that matters is it's a team that actually means something to you. best way to find that is to go local. it doesn't matter if your team is doing good or shit, just support them
>>64119865
because I know how to internet and can get around the blackouts
>>64119865
It's literally the only option I have. "Local" tv doesn't show it unless I subscribe to cable. Fuck paying for cable.
>>64119865
is that barkov?
>>64119871
this, when you watch your team go from being shit to being great the feeling is incredible. i wouldnt want to just pick a consistently good team just so i know i can count on winning
>>64119847
>>64119849
>>64119860
>>64119871
While I get what you guys are saying, if I were to apply that logic to say football, then I would be forced to support the Dallas Cowboys or Houston Texans.....they both suck.
>>64119885
... but it's not about picking a consistently good team. It's just about picking a team that's YOUR team
>>64119887
lel get the fuck over yourself then. Move elsewhere and support a different economy
>>64119887
ok so we get it you are a stupid bandwagoning nigger. now fuck off
>>64119872
Aight, cool.
>>64119877
Sounds pretty kekd tbqh family.
Would be frustrated/10
>>64119883
Nah, it's one of his distant cousins on his father's side.
>>64119889
>your
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64119871
>it really doesn't matter if your team is "the best,"
Bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE
>>64119885
one day
>>64119897
Nothing I have stated thus far indicates that I am attempting to bandwagon anything. YOU fuck off.
>>64119900
noice fockin triple dubs
>>64119887
>americans
lel
>>64119911
>I want to choose a good team that plays well
>I don't bandwagon
>>64119911
nein du is grammatically incorrect your picture is shit you are a nigger that cant speak german. you are asking what team to support like there is a choice in it anywhere. you are acting like its ok to root for teams from several different markets.
niggers arent welcome here
>>64119923
>people voluntarily cu ck themselves to cities they dont even live in
>>64119934
a city can only kuck you if you like that city and then the city goes and has sex with someone else, like it relocates. sorry but stop being a nigger that uses words incorrectly. have you tried following an nba team instead? I've heard they haven't had any referees get arrested for fixing games since 2007!
>>64119948
>mad at linguistics
>>64119948
kuck if you buck
>>64119636
a friend of mine with Scandinavian roots met omark outside one of the bars in edmonton and tried to convince him that he was his long lost cousin shortly after this game
he was unsuccessful lel
>Favorite team
>Who you think will win the Cup this year
>Who you want to win the American Presidency
>>64120194
BJs
Rags
The Trump
>>64120194
>Favorite team
Bruins
>Who you think will win the Cup this year
Not Habs
>Who you want to win the American Presidency
Trump
>>64120194
Maple Leafs
Caps
Jeb Bush (Not really excited it but I don't trush Bernie Sanders to solve the crisis in Syria.)
>>64120194
>bolts
>kongs
>jeb bush
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/674809533055782912
>shorks
does she post here ?
Ok, tin foil hat here.
Dion Phaneuf traded to the Lightning for Steven Stamkos at the trade deadline.
Reasoning is that Toronto, who behind closed doors wants to move his balloon of a contract, and Tampa wants return for Stamkos and will take whatever they can. Not only will they get something for what would be nothing but the Leafs get cap relief for the rebuild along with the player they were going to get anyways.
Granted there is a lot of "ifs" here but granted Stamkos wants to head to Toronto and that Toronto leadership feels the same way about Phaneuf that most of the fan base does. Because frankly all the praise for Dion just doesn't add up to me. His stats are good but he gets paid as a top of the league defensemen and is beyond slow and is currently playing on the second pair.
>>64120194
>snes
>snes
>Erik Karlssons' Norris
>>64120270
id say 100% she posts here
>>64120311
Stammer isn't leaving
>>64120344
why binlands
>>64120348
for the memes
>>64120375
findland answer this for me please
does the word kassi mean scrotum in finnish?
>>64120375
Memes :3
>>64120388
well it means bag but is also used as a synonym of scrotum
Goodnight /hoc/
>>64120399
lel awesome
i dated a girl back in the day named kassi who had a finnish friend who told her that her name was ballsack
i did get to put it in kassi's butt which was great
>>64120388
Only finnish terms you need to know are "voi vittu" and "haista paska"
>>64120416
haista paska
>>64120416
>vittu
i know that means cunt but i don't really care otherwise
>>64120270
>those comments
jesus christ. do these people think they are funny? Also where do i find this girl so i can make her my gf?
>>64120460
>Also where do i find this girl so i can make her my gf
i'd bet good money she posts here
>>64120460
she probably lives in binland. she just sits on twitter all day making gifs of hockey plays
KIKKELI :D
I
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K
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L
I
:D
>>64120555
huutista
>soon only 13 hours left until Montreal start the second game of the back-to-back they will lose
>Oilers on a 4 game winstreak
>currently 3 points out of a playoff spot
>Benoit Pouliot, McDavid and Yakupov are still out of the lineup
>They return
>If the Oilers continue to play the way they do and Nilsson continues to be GOAT it's not farfetched to start to think that not only could they make the playoffs but they could sit comfortable in a division spot
I know it's a huge longshot, but can you imagine? The NHL would explode
[spoiler]They'd probably still get eliminated in the 1st round tho[/spoiler]
>>64120662
>mfw i'd be okay with that. I just want playoffs. This city goes crazy during playoffs and I haven't seen it in ten fucking years.
>>64118407
he raped and beat an underage girl.
>>64120662
With the top picks they have any year they don't make the playoffs is a travesty.
>>64119000
nice trips
how can a team be so nationalsocialist workers party?
next thing you know, Eins-Zwei-Dreiseitl will celebrate goals with the extension of his hand.
>>64120730
Dallas once again delivering the cringe
>>64120747
>cringe
Over used word where most people don't even know the meaning. Awkward yes but not cringe. You wouldn't see that at a game and physically cringe...
>>64120730
Based normies.
>>64120686
you didnt post a face
who can stop him?
>>64120758
I always physically cringe when I see someone meme anywhere but the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
>>64120762
Ree.
>>64120794
those look pretty good desu.
>>64120840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvC4j6BZZQ
>>64120414
>i did get to put it in kassi's butt which was great
nice
>>64120795
>look at my horse
>>64120958
look at my dubs
>>64121116
Almost quads. Nice.
>>64120958
>>64120941
Kill yourself. Are you ever not here?
>>64120311
>phagoof for stammer is fair value
Not even hfboards would propose this, tampon gay just went full retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw
>>64121415
>sun has set
>it's still 10 hours and 32 minutes until hockey
>>64121484
>tfw only day off this week and no Oilers.
>>64121484
>sun has set
>Sweden is BACK at the hourtable
how are you holding on ruotsi? Are you in the arctic circle? Hold on bro.
>Oilers
>24th in the league
Things are looking up
>>64121500
Can't have everything, that wouldn't be very protestant.
>>64121506
I'm good besides that m8.
Nah, I'm quite far south. Just north of Stockholm.
>>64121521
Pakarinen > McMeme
>>64121521
Oilers will win the league in 60 years time.
>>64121506
Pay denbts
>>64121527
here, get comfy bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whMbx7243x4
Will the Hasb ever recover after getting btfo by Poopa at home last night?
>>64120194
Oilers
Capitals
Donald
>>64120741
It doesn't matter how much high end talent you have if there's no forward depth, no good defenders or no NHL calibre goaltenders
>>64120194
Blue Jackets
Stars
Trump
>>64120194
Coilers
Stars
Trump
>>64120194
Wings
Someone is gonna meme it this year, I think Dallas
Bernie
