>West Ham
>there's no ham
There is an East Ham though. It was even very briefly featured in a manga and anime.
>liverpool
>no pool of livers
>Acrinton Stanley
>There's noone called Stanley in the team
>Chelsea
>none of the players dads is Bill Clinton
>mac demarco
>not a dividing line
>>64112501
>crystal palace
>they don't own a palace
>they serve in glassware not crystal
>new york giants
>don't even play in new york
>>64113283
BLUE BOOOOOOY
>west ham
>pork is haram in the caliphate on Englandistan
>Hell, Michigan
>snow all over the place.
>West Ham
>they're actually in East London
>arsenal
>full of arses
>>64114327
>implying i don't just have an account so i can keep up to date with my 'friends'
>implying i actually post anything
maybe that's why they didn't send birthday wishes, because they thought i was inactive
>doesn't explain why those that have my phone number didn't text
>New York Yankees, Jets, etc.
>no York Yankees, Jets etc.
>'United' States of America
>Country is completely divided
>>64112501
that cigarette isn't even lit doe
>"touchdown"
>doesn't touch down
>"try"
>must be a successful attempt
> football
> you can touch the ball with the head, the chest, and the whole legs
i guess no-handball wasnt a good name
>Bayern
>not in the Bay Area
>Ultimate Fighting Championship
>90% of the fights aren't for a championship title
>Athletics
>they're the worst athletes in their league
finished with a .420 though LMAO
>>64114508
>Great Britain
>Country is not great in any respect
>>64114757
I don't think you understand how this works, you fucking cretin.
>Arsenal
>britons aren't allowed to own weapons
>>64114346
>implying hell is on fire
>San Diego Chargers
>fans don't throw batteries at players when the team is bad
>>64112501
it would offend all the muslims in London
>>64115114
>Great Britain
>no "Average Britain"
>no "Weak Britain"
>>64120472
we are
>>64121283
>united states
>never united
>National Football League
>name perfectly describes it
>can't be made fun of in this thread except with Costanza
>>64113283
LET HER GOOOO
>>64121433
>football
>is played with hands
>>64121570
>Kickers
Someone tell them they're not needed anymore
>>64121580
>3 points compared to 7 points when throwing the ball
>Man United
>Never United enough to get a win
>'life'
>I don't have one
>>64121589
>All-time scoring leaders
>Oldham
>the ham there is fresh
>Manchester United
>The city has two seperate soccer teams
>English Premier League
>clubs from Wales are allowed to play in it
>>64121589
>only player on the team guaranteed points if they're good
>only player capable of singlehandedly keeping a useless offense within winning distance
>>64113283
VIIICEEROOYY
>>64121647
Wales is a part of England m8
>ham burger
>there's no ham in it
>>64121570
>germany
>trying to start retarded "football is handegg" arguments again
>>64121712
England/Great Britain is its own country. English and Wales are part the United Kingdom, but EPL flows better than UKL I guess
>>64121712
>Major League Soccer
>they play football
>>64112501
Muslims don't eat ham brah
Los Angeles is full of porn stars
New York is old
Intercourse Pennsylvania is is Amish land
Most of Kansas City is in Missouri
The bay in Green Bay is not green
>Joe Montana
>not born and raised in the state of Montana
>>64121773
>New Jersey
>official sports jerseys are made in China
>national hockey league
>two countries participate
>>64121810
agreed, it's too bad >NAHL doesn't flow as well.that would be far more accurate
>bowling
>no bowls involved
>any US city with a team named for royalty
>no monarchy in the US
>>64121610
Not what I've heard.
>>64112501
West Ham is in Newham.
West Ham is just West Newham made shorter
>>64121857
So what do they call the west part of Oldham?
>Jamal Blackman
>is a black man named Jamal
>>64121600
>'life'
>i'm dead inside
>>64121324
It is in a bit of state though.
>>64121647
it's not called the English Premier League though is it Magnus
>>64121744
Wales was officially annexed by England in the middle ages m8, it hasn't been a country for about 600 years
>>64121862
The Old West
>>64121864
>some white people have "Schwartzkopf" (literally "Black head" as their last name
>>64121862
New Karachi
>>64121894
>millions more black people have the surname "White"
>>64121283
The "great" part of "Great Britain" comes from when the language was more Germanic, as "great" shares the root of the German "groß", which means large. So it's large Britain - in comparison to Brittany (north-west region of France), which was a necessary distinction in the middle ages when English kings would claim parts of France and English kings spoke French. Great meaning good was a later adaptation.
>>64121894
>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>Arnold Blacknigger
>>64121916
I always thought it came from when Britain and the the rest of western Europe were trying to annex the rest of the world except the US (using the word "great" to mean "large" or "expansive").
>>64121925
>it's actually true
though technically "negger" only has one g if used on its own and means "Negro"
>nottingham
>there is ham
am I doing it right guys? do I understand the meme?
>>64121647
>Danish
>they are completely Dane
>>64122025
>Fulham
>its not full of ham
>>64122043
kek, I like that one
>Babe Ruth
>was not a hot woman named Ruth
>New England Patriots
>no English Royals
Soon I hope
>>64123009
They're patriots from New England, you bellcheese.
>>64122043
I don't get it.
>4chan sp
>it doesn't discuss sports
>>64123009
If they name the team the London Redcoats I will be done with the NFL for good and ive followed it religiously for about 7 years now
>>64123515
More like The London Pakis.
>Young Boys
>All the players are adults
>>64123545
>being a tripfag post 2010
kill yourself
>Hungary
>Not simply eating Turkey
>fc haka
>ei oe minkäänlainen koukku
>>64123562
How about you come try?
>Grasshopper CZ
>all human
>>64121925
Actually it would be "Arnold Blackniggers" (the plural form)
But the German word for nigger is also "neger" with only one "g"
>>64123515
>not the London Silly Nannies
>Sheffield Wednesday
>Mostly play on Saturday
>new york giants
>composed by humans of average height
>>64124079
>new york jets
>team not composed of Boeing 747s
>new York jets
>no je..
Oh wait...
>>64123515
??? that would be fucking unreal, the banter would be top-level
>Toronto Raptors
>All dinosaurs are dead and most likely won't come back
>>64124120
>waffle faggot
>>64124204
>Deutschland
>Not the home of the Dutch
>>64121647
It's not called the English Premier League you bloody cunt
>>64121744
No, Great Britain refers to the island on which England, Scotland, and Wales are located. And it used to refer to the whole country but that's not P.C. anymore, so it's more often called the UK (United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland).
>>64128074
>but that's not P.C. anymore
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>64121744
Also EPL isn't what it's called, it's just what you bloody foreigners choose to call it.
Technically it is the top of the English (rather than British) football pyramid - Wales have their own league system, and so do Scotland. But a couple of Welsh teams play in the English system because the standard is much higher.
>>64123009
>>64123515
>>64123545
The only acceptable name would be the London Lions because the lion is the national animal of England (which is why there's a lion on our national standard, and why our football and cricket teams are the three lions)
So you have the Detroit Lions. Who cares. Call them the Detroit Motors because Detroit Lions doesn't make any sense as a name.
>>64128368
I dunno, the London Monarchs was the name of the franchise set up with NFL Europa I think that would work.
>>64128368
London Istan
>>64128096
The UK was basically never referred to as the UK in common conversation, it was referred to as Great Britain. E.g. during the war. And this map which if I remember is from about 1920. The Battle of Britain wasn't called The Battle of the United Kingdom, was it?
On Wikipedia it says "Britain" was even used in government records for the country until 2002 when it changed to "United Kingdom":
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain
Ostensibly people avoid saying "Britain" and especially "Great Britain" now because it doesn't include Northern Ireland, but I reckon it's also because "Britain" has the whole colonial history to it, and our c.u.c.k politicians of today think it's "immoral" to associate themselves with that anymore.
>>64128552
You clearly have no idea what PC is, that's why you're a fucking idiot.
>>64128591
I'll quote the relevant part because clearly you're unable to read.
>Ostensibly people avoid saying "Britain" and especially "Great Britain" now because it doesn't include Northern Ireland, but I reckon it's also because "Britain" has the whole colonial history to it, and our c.u.c.k politicians of today think it's "immoral" to associate themselves with that anymore.
>>64128657
No, I can read. I can read your ignorant shit vert clearly.
>hurr durr everything is cuz of political correctness
What is Team GB?
Under which flag does Lewis Hamilton drive under?
What is BBC?
What is The Great British Bake Off?
What is British Airways?
Crawl back to /pol/, you semi-literate paranoid fucktard.
>>64128740
Most of those things were formed before the P.C. revolution. And the flag is the Union Jack you fucking idiot.
Also, people keep saying that team GB should be renamed "team UK", because, as I say, everybody is now a c.u.c.k.
>>64128848
The flag is the Union flag, not a jack you retard, and he's considered a British driver..
You're talking absolute faggoty nonsense, none of which is accurate or relevant.
Using the terms "Britain" or "British" hasn't fallen to some mythical PC revision at all, so quit your lies, you sinister cunt.
>>64121281
>it would offend the city of london
>New York Jets
>Naming your team after a national tragedy
>>64129014
>Great Britain
>Overrun by mudshits
>>64121647
>danish
>can't eat people
>>64123614
you are the embodiment of JUST
you're a fat fucking lowlife tripfag waste of space
>>64112501
>West Ham
>Located in London Borough of NewHAM
>Huge congregation of filthy muslims
>Ham is Haram
>Wonder why there are so many radicalised ones when you're triggering them everyday
>Same is true with the pedo ones in RotherHAM
Such is life in the misguided shitopia of Bongistan
>>64128908
>Using the terms "Britain" or "British" hasn't fallen to some mythical PC revision at all, so quit your lies, you sinister cunt.
it actually has, even in america i've noticed everyone says the uk kind of a nod to the eu, it's because it's sterilized and ahistorical acronym.
>>64140328
It actually hasn't, fuck of back to /pol/, you obese freak.
>>64140328
Maybe people call it the UK because that's the fucking name of the union.
>Crystal palace
>their stadium is made of concrete
>Washington Redskins
>team is mostly composed of black people
>>64141438
It's actually made of the bones of niggers
>>64128074
>>>/pol/
And don't come back.
![MY2BTrK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vybh4xV.jpg "MY2BTrK[1].jpg")
>>64121873
>>64128074
>Barclays Premier League
>>64121433
>League
>winner is determined by a knock-out competition
>San Francisco 49ers
>team isn't comprised of the calendar year 1849
>>64128368
>>64123515
>not wanting your team named after your period of imperial history when your red uniformed soldiers owned the world
>>64140328
>ahistorical acronym
I'll agree with the acronym part but the actual legal document joining Scotland to England refers to the resulting nation as a 'United Kingdom' on numerous occasions.
I mean, the full title is 'United Kingdom of Great Britain' but they still shorten it down to 'United Kingdom' even in this first document.
>Newcastle
>stadium is not an old caste
>Manchester United
>there are two teams from Manchester
this thread is so funny
ok, my turn
>basketball
>it's played with netted hoops really
>Newcastle United
>The players aren't united
>>64142205
Think you got that one wrong senpai.
>Chicago white sox
>wear black socks
>calcetines blancos de Chicago
>utilizan calcetines negros
>>64143636
Fuck you bro you can't steal my shit and put it in Spanish
>>64143724
Jodase mano usted no piede robar mi mierda y ponerla en español
>>64143774
effeffeffeffeff scorchio!
>Cleveland Indians
>Shit in toilets
>York is in England
>New York is not in New England
>>64121909
Because their ancestors were owned by white people
>>64113234
Who?
>>64128552
>letting the Irish have independence
Shoulda just wiped em out like we did with our indigenous peoples
>>64121433
>Northern Premier League
>is the 7th division
>isn't even the highest ranked league dedicated purely to teams from the North
>>64112501
ayyyyyy mac demarco
>>64121647
>Welsh Premier League
>doesn't contain the best Welsh clubs
>Cockermouth
>oral sex is frowned upon in public
What the fuck
>>64142533
>Newcastle
>the castle is old and in ruins
>>64146984
;^p
>>64146984
>he doesn't know based Stanley Ackles
>>64142212
>two
lol
>>64147104
oh to be your age again
>>64147104
It's a meme that predates the internet Germ8
>Ajax
>Team not even in Greece
>handegg
>players are allowed to use their feet
>>64147014
>letting
we took it, and it was harder for us than your c.kek """"country"""""" needing the fucking french to bail you out
>'The Great War' of 1914-1918
>was actually terribly unpleasant
>Leyton Oreint
>not based in East Asia
>>64147117
24? Why, doesn't strike me as a particularly exceptional time of life. Though that might be cause I'm not a rheumatism patient yet, gramps.
>>64147178
Beating the British Empire at their peak with a little help>>>>>>>>>Beating a capitulating empire while it was busy in 5 other parts of the world
>New England Patriots
>have actually been around for a while
>>64147215
>Orient
>East Asia
Fucking hell, Tommy, seek education.
>>64147227
>at their peak
actually that was 1921, right before we left
>needing help from the french
lmao
>>64147227
>it was busy in 5 other parts of the world
Just like it was in the late 1700s? Educate yourself you ignorant fat fuck.
>Great Britain
>its below average
>>64147222
Replied without checking your flag m8, apologies
It comes from a popular TV ad.
(talking to a child) : Who knows? One day you might end up playing for Accington Stanley!
(Child) : who?
Hardly top level comedy but it became a meme across Britain and ironically gave Accrington a huge boost in popularity.
>>64147260
>busy in 5 other parts of the world
In 1776 they weren't in India, Iraq, Palestine, Africa, Canada, Shitpostland, Hong Kong, Egypt and a dozen other place
>>64147154
>Ajax
>it's not a cleaning agent
>>64147283
>Canada
>Can't
>>64147273
I like british education, they are always trying to justify getting keked
>>64147291
we got independence 3 years after ww1 ended, fact is they just got BTFO by us
>Polo
>not minty
>San Diego Padres
>Not every player is a father
>>64147290
Thanks for the info.
>Shamrock Rovers
>not a team of lucky dogs
This always disappointed me
>>64147310
>greatest social, cultural and political empire the world has ever known
>getting kucked
>Cat Deeley
>is actually a human
>>64147346
>Declining to the point where you're literally second fiddle to country that rebelled against you
>Not kucked
>Newfoundland
>was discovered quite a while ago
FC Santa Claus
Doesn't play at the North Pole
>Faroe Islands
>not off the coast of Egypt
Fucking get it moved lads
>>64147362
>getting kucked by gooks in the forest
>>64147342
they're a load of knackers actually
>st patrick's athletic
>not a single bishop on the team
>>64147388
>>64147404
Can we sign a petition to get them moved?
>>64147439
>Sligo
>actually very honest
>>64146892
fuck you for making me laugh
>Schalke 04
>only 1 team
>>64147553
You're a retard
>>64141405
when you resort to name calling you've already lost the argument.
>>64142189
>>64141417
i'm aware United Kingdom is an official name, but i was referring to the acronym (UK) and additionally the disappearance of the word Britain more specifically.
>>64148183
Your ignorance lost it, fatty.
>>64148209
impressive were you at your computer for 12 hours waiting for my reply?
I thought it was funny anon
>>64142516
>last name is Papadopolous
>has acquired a large amount of debt
pay up family
>>64112501
why is Mac Demarco so GOAT?
>Falkland Islands
>Are actually called Islas Malvinas
