>pic related
MIN:Vikings rule out 4 defensive starters for TNF
BAL:Schaub misses practice, Jimmy Clausen with 1s
NO:Report: Ingram has 'serious' shoulder injury
DEN:C.J. Anderson (ankle) sidelined on Wednesday
NE:Gronkowski (knee) not practicing Wednesday
CIN:Eifert practicing, 'on track' to play Week 14
KC:Chiefs to continue forward with RB committee
CLE:Terrelle Pryor expected to be active Week 14
CLE:Travis Benjamin (shoulder) not practicing Wed
IND:Hasselbeck practicing Wednesday, Luck absent
MIN:Vikings to be w/o NT Joseph, LB Barr, S Smith
ARZ:David Johnson again to get around 25 touches
>>64110477
>jpg
OP please
Scenario Time:
You wake up one day in a huge king size bed with white Egyptian down sheets. You notice you are wearing a gold satin lingerie teddy, you also have a perfect 10/10 body with a great rack. You scan the room you are in and notice a door open that presumably leads to a bathroom since you can hear the shower going. The shower shuts off and you can hear the shower curtains draw back. Your heart races and you feel wetness around your cooch. Seconds later emerges a wet Tony Romo sporting a 10 inch fully erect Baby Batter Blaster.
"Ready for round 5, babe?"
What do you do?
>>64110735
Call Kirk Cousins and beg for his D.
>>64110477
6 trips, 4 replies. Sean, BB, and CKBB weren't even a part of that.
>>64110853
It's the life I live
Somebody just said trips?
>>64110735
i lean forward and whisper in his ear "its the final drive tony" and then as he starts to sweat and panic i breathe heavily on him and he shatters into a thousand pieces
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64111044
no one cares fag
>>64111000
Really proud of you senpai
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64110477
I'm the only good trip
>>64111098
you cared enough to reply retard
',:^)
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. WHO HYPE AS FUCK FOR THAT ELITE CHIEFS DEFENSE TO TAKE THE FUCKING FIELD AGAIN?
I'm talking, the most unstoppable, greatest force to ever be reckoned with on the field.
There's nothing you, Cam Newton, Tom Brady, or Andrew Kek can do about it, faggots. Chiefs are top team in the NFL and you'll see when it's super bowl time.
Panthers remaining schedule
>Falcons
>@ Giants
>@ Falcons
>Buccaneers
Giants ending the Panthers streak is guaranteed right?
>>64111000
jej
>>64111302
>derails 19-0
>now derailing 16-0
The absolute madman
>>64111255
You are not FINish him
>>64111000
fucked around and got a triple double
G-go puckers...
describe how you feel about your franchise now compared to 3 years ago in one image
1992 Cowboys vs. 1989 49ers. Who wins?
>>64111477
sums it up nicely.
>>64111477
>>64111477
>>64111500
any team ever vs 2015 Chiefs
Chiefs win, m8. noone cares about your shitty historical dream teams
>>64111255
You are a pederast
>>64111291
Based Berry is back to old form too
That motherfucker shit down Oakland's collective throats last Sunday
Wouls you guys switch teams if your team moved? Everyone here seems to hate bandwagoners, but us Rams and Chargers fans keep getting called cuhck and the like when we say that we're sticking with our teams.
>your team
>would you switch?
>which team would you switch to, and why?
>Rams
>Probably not
>Cardinals because old St. Louis team and favorite team of my late grandfather's
My team remains in "The .700 Club" at least until the regular season ends, no matter what.
feeldsgoodman.PS4
>>64110477
BS, none of those trips are under 300 pounds
>>64111477
>>64111567
are you a cute grile?
>>64110735
The fuck are down sheets?
>>64111370
What did FINish him do that was so good? I wasn't around much in the off season, got any screen shots
>>64111610
being that I didn't fall for the bucs because they're in Tampa Bay, I would stick with them. But I would much prefer they stay where they are.
>>64111660
some people think so
>>64110735
Congratulate him on giving up his foolish NFL dreams and pursuing a career in prostitution, where his true calling lies.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64111691
but are you?
>>64111610
I have great second hand experience because of the because of the Colts/Ravens. Colts left Baltimore in 84 so most of my family stayed with them until 96 when the Ravens came over, this is the only acceptable and honorable thing to do. Those that jumped to the Redskins were subsequently banished from the clan and were never seen at thanksfivings or christmas again.
>>64111623
I'm only 200, I'm getting there.
>>64111687
He was the god among men, the savior to all and end to all evil
FINish him was the godsend for /nfl/. His main purpose was to bring pain and misery to pats off-season shitposters. Being a dolphins fan in itself makes him a likeable person. Any chance to make fun of a pats trip he took it, and his shitposting was so strong he took trips out in one post.
He faded away when the season started, God rest his trip. Amen.
>>64111302
Maybe, but I doubt it.
I DID ask the guys to let the Giants win that one, just to piss off the Cowboys, but they didn't promise anything.
Falcons have two shots -- they are objectively terrible but the history says they can always find a way to win one on the Panthers.
If Giants and Falcons both fail, Ron rests everybody but special teams and practice squad, with Jake back as a one-day contract so he can retire as a Panther,andand hands a free win to the Bucs.
>>64111892
Got an example of his shitposting?
>>64111892
He faded away when he got BTFO by yours truly
>>64111000
Well played baka gaijin
>>64111757
wtf how do i know, are you cute, are you self absorbed enough to think yourself cute?
>>64111477
>>64111966
Sadly I don't and the archives are long gone
>>64111975
>blowing anybody out
lol
>>64111975
The only thing you've ever blown out is your own asshole
>>64111027
Romo is actually pretty clutch at the end of games despite the meme. He's up there near the top for game-winning drives and has outstanding stats for the final 2 minutes.
But memers gonna meme
>>64111610
We were all Washington R-word fans here before the Panthers were created, in that case the switch was pretty easy. I cannot imagine staying a fan of a team that crapped out on you. The anger is too great. Nobody here stayed Hornets fans when Shinn took them to NO, and we've been very tentative about embracing the NBA (as the Bobcats, now called the Hornets but you are fooling nobody, NBA) -- onceburned , forever shy.
>>64112086
>and the archives are long gone
the archives still go back to 2012 though? I use it multiple times a week.
>>64112176
>outstanding stats for the final 2 minutes
that's called garbage time for a reason anon
>>64112176
This guy has a point, you'd have to convince him it as a big game first if you wanted to see his wheels come off.
>>64112228
Goes to show I don't fact check
You are now aware that Cam Newton has 19 red zone TD passes this year, vs. no pics, and a rating of around 114.
How can you beat this team? Protip, you can't.
>>64112228
It says it goes back 7 days
![1202094826210[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0lWcyut.jpg "1202094826210[1].jpg")
>>64112361
Leave $cam to me
>>64112361
>inb4 some racist comment
I don't care if you are black, brown, asian, or normal that's a pretty impressive stat. Godspeed Cam, godspeed.
>>64111477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpc2Hy_gds8
Why is he so based?
>>64112384
wait, what? are we talking about the same archive? I just checked and the very first post on it is the same one it's always been, an OP for a /trb/ thread on june 11th 2012. post number was in the 22m range.
>The #Saints have placed RB Mark Ingram on Injured Reserve with a shoulder injury. His season is over
>>64112588
Am I in the wrong place?
http://boards.4chan.org/sp/archive
>>64112692
oh right, I keep forgetting about that. yeah, that only goes back 7 days, "the archive" is an external host not owned by 4chan I believe. google plebs.
>>64112035
just answer the question pls no sass
>>64110735
I am very aroused
>mfw guaranteed playoff spot
>>64110477
Anyone have sauce? No homo
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
>>64112756
If we're talking about 4plebs, it seems like they only have one post of FIN's. Unless I'm searching wrong, which is very possible. I'm using his trip.
>>64112801
Here they are:
>>64111027
>>64111471
>>64111845
>Missing 4 defensive starters, including our 3 best
>playing the Cards at home
I'm not sure I can watch this. It's going to be a slaughter
>>64112826
maybe you're using it wrong? for example, if you were to search for my posts you'd enter Scarletism into the username field, or if it's this specific trip then you'd enter !!vxzntjVvSGr into the tripcode field.
I just got 721 results for FINish him
>>64112766
w/e here's a photo of me
>>64112914
Can you link it when you find some of his posts?
>>64112914
>All of your posts from beginning to end are available to the public to see
Thanks Obama
>>64112975
that's a man
>>64112975
bost benis
>>64112975
>can't tell if nerdy man or trap
wouldsuckdick/10 tho either way.
>>64112975
wanna cuddle and shitpost together?
trip fags are the worst & had no toys when they were little
>>64112975
Do you touch yourself to the thought of getting double teamed by Travis Kelce and Alex Smith?
>>64112977
this seems to be all of them, happy browsing
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/!!0hdohH9ok6N
>>64112996
>tfw you predate the archive
>tfw you've been posting for over half of /sp/'s existence
>>64113048
i'm aromantic so i don't touch myself at all, but i often fantasize about travis kelce taking me out for dinner
Top 10 defensive players of all time?
>>64113063
In KC area? I could wear my jersey and pretend for you.
>>64113107
your parents didn't love you. that's why you have a trip to be recognized on here
>>64113100
lol nty. i'm a tampa fan who lives in texas.
>>64113028
to be fair I had autistic toys, like k'nex and bionicles
>>64113174
damn pimp, you got that hookup. i always wanted to live in my parents basement, get a wakie talkie for upstairs and shit be like "MOM, PREHEAT THE OVEN!"
>>64113180
Your loss, bitch. Fucking cunt. Nice guys finish last, amirite?
>>64110477
SFW BOARD YOU COCKSUCKER
>inb4 vikings completely miss the playoffs
>>64113092
1. Ray Lewis
2. Ed Reed
3. Terrell Suggs
4. Art Donovan
5. Haloti Ngata
6. Peter Bouleware
7. Sam Adams
8. Rod Woodson
9. Gino Marchetti
10. Jarrett Johnson
>>64113028
anon fag reporting with handmedown lego's and matchbox cars.
>>64113245
I think I still have mine in a storage locker or something. never bought the miscellaneous stuff, only the main 6 for each series. had the originals, the nuva, the bohroks and kal, and the rahkshi, stopped after that. I just saw my 5 year old cousin with one earlier this year, apparently they rebooted it with new but similar backstory. feels weird man
I think my very first toys I collected myself rather than just given to me were pogs.
>>64113198
i had capsula or whatever those plastic capsules with gears inside. even got one of those little control panel calculator things to program them with
at least two tubs full of matchbox/majorette/hotwheels though
>>64113246
>#1
>ray lewis
He didn't ask for the top murderers of all time
>>64113246
why are ravens fans so shit
>>64113063
can i take you out to dinner?
>>64113318
That would be Hernandez, Carruth or Simpson. You know the guy who have actually murdered people.
>>64113297
I had the giant blue box of k'nex, I forget how many pieces but it weighed over 5lbs full I think. maybe 10? ended up donating them to one of my cousins at some point though, doubt he still has them.
I spent way more time on my N64 when I got that though, I must have had over 40 games
-Likable-
None
-Tolerable-
Scarletism, 8-8s&H, Sneak, Nuts in The Wind, Lake, Flying Elvis, Dynasty, Tikibar, Dennis Pitta, JFFM, Mile High, Landrys Balls, Three Lions, police12, Krabs, Travis Kelce
-Should go anon forever-
Oddish, TYBM, Irrelevant, Pat Sackafee, ABPS, Punished Rampage, One Edelman Army, R12goner4connor, CKBB, Sean, Lucky Ducky, BB/erin, Mayo, Peppers ghost,
>>64112682
Fugg :(
Guess its Hightower/Spiller time
>>64113357
Where's the suit at, Ray?
>>64110477
>MIN:Vikings to be w/o NT Joseph, LB Barr, S Smith
Just fucking forfeit already. The Cards are going to put up 40+.
it begins
>>64113403
>>64113405
kek
can someone post the stafford "the party is on" pic
Fast forward to one of the most important games of the season. Cincinnati @ Denver - who wins?
I'd say Cincinnati has the advantage in skill, but it's in Denver during primetime.
What say you?
Are we back?
Does anyone have the cap from the broncos/pats game saying something like "If 1-9, pats win"?
It had a pic of trump (I think), and the post ended in 0.
>>64112996
Don't trip then.
>>64113398
>should go anon forever
but then how would you filter them?
>>64113569
>not posting on /sp/ since 2008
>>64113398
I'm tolerable? Really?
>>64113611
Meant for>>64113060
>>64113683
Fuck the Patriots.
akland has opted to avoid the possibility of losing Crabtree in free agency by signing him to a contract extension, as initially reported by ESPN's Adam Caplan on Wednesday. NFL Network's Ian Rapoport confirmed the news and added the deal is for "roughly" $8 million per year. The length has yet to be revealed.
>Watching "Jersey Guys" on NFL Network
>Interviewing a fan at a tailgate about how fucking bad the Giants are
>"Hey, this guy looks and talks kind of famil-"
>It's my father back in 1979
You are now witnessing the power of Ravens dubs
>>64111477
>eagles
>>64113769
classic roger
>Raidniggas
>>64113469
Bengals would come out and stomp them early but Denver would pull a few game tying drives and win in OT
You have Aaron Rodgers, Cam Newton, Tom Brady, and Alex Smith to chose from.
Your team has 1 good o-lineman and everyone else is garbage. No running game, no receivers, and no TE. Your defense is super elite though. Who do you pick to game manage the shit out of opponents?
>>64113970
Tom Brady in all honesty
>>64113970
Super elite defense will always win championships regardless of QB and other team skill (Trent Dilfer rule)
>>64113970
Under this conditions Alex Smith but Brady is the best option overall.
>Dallas' last game that Romo started: Loss
>Dallas' last game without Romo starting: Win
Tell me more about how Romo is the only thing that Dallas has and is the most valuable player in the league.
>>64113769
keep up the good work rog
>>64110477
Why even try to play when the 3 top defenders aren't playing against the 2nd best scoring offense in the league?
>>64113970
>Your team has 1 good o-lineman and everyone else is garbage. No running game, no receivers, and no TE
So the Patriots offense right now except with one decent receiver?
>>64114060
he can't keep getting away with it.
>>64113769
Goodell, GTFO you fucking turd
>>64113405
Very appropriately put pham
>>64113611
2009, close enough. when /sp/ started in 2008 I was still a college freshman and spent more time doing other shit.
>>64113639
you're predictable
>>64114085
Tell that to Zygi
Just filled out my PB ballot, how'd I do?
WR: Beckham, Antonio Brown, Fitzgerald, A.J. Green, Hopkins, Julio, Bradon Marshall, Allen Robinson
TE: Barnidge, Eifert, Gronkowski, Olsen
T: Armstead, Long, Peters, Tyron Smith, Thomas, Whitworth
G: Bitonio, Incognito, Iupati, Mathis, Martin, Yanda
C: Hudson, Kalil, Mack, Unger
QB: Brady, Dalton, Newton, Palmer, Rodgers, Wilson
FB: DiMarco, Juszczyk
TB: Freeman, Gurley, Ivory, Martin, Miller, Peterson
DE: Ansah, Chandler Jones, Jordan, Mack, Watt, Wilkerson
DT: Daniels, Donald, Harrison, Joseph, Short, Suh
ILB: Derrick Johnson, Kuechly, Brandon Marshall, Mosley
OLB: David, Davis, Houston, Lee, Miller, Wright
CB: Gilmore, Harris, Pacman, Joseph, Norman, Peterson, Revis, Trufant
SS: Chancellor, Thurmond
FS: Jenkins, Honeybadger
K: Bailey, Gostkowski
P: Colquitt, Hekker
RS: Abdullah, Sproles
ST: Acho, McCray
>>64113092
It's hard to compare guys pre 1995 Rules have changed, salary cap, longer games,
But greatest defensive player of all time is easy.
Ray Lewis. No doubt. In an era where offense has ruled Ray shut that shit down. Smartest guy on the field, hardest hitter on the field, most instinctive defensive player ever greatest defensive leader. Dude taught over a dozen players how to play at a pro bowl level. Suggs, reed, etc
I kind of fucking hate the guy but he's too good. Work ethic only rivaled by Jerry Rice.
>>64114206
>most instinctive defensive player ever
You forgot Ed Reed though.
>>64113092
>dline
Pat Williams
>lb
Larry Taylor
>cb
Revis
>safety
E.Reed
ahoy
In the official NFL anime, who would the main character be?
>>64114127
So are the Packers, so it's appropriate.
>>64111477
>tfw defense won the owl instead of shitting the bed
thank you based Butler
>>64114344
The loveable oaf who doesn't get the ring Matt Stafford
>>64114344
i don't understand the question
is the main character a team or a person
Why does he look like he's high as fuck
look at the red eyes, the glossy pupils, the squinty expression
http://www.chicagobears.com/fan-zone/merry_christmas.html
>>64114394
you could have just posted the image, ain't nobody got time for that.
>literally going to go undefeated
>still underdogs
how the fuck is that even possible?
>>64114389
>>64114344
maybe it would be something like each season theres a new story arc following a different team
brady/belichick are the obvious bad guys right?
>>64114431
Nobody will ever view black pussy as anything more than a gold digger until you put a ring on it m8
>>64114444
checked
>lose a game
>cry to refs
What a bitch made nigga kek
>>64114431
>underdogs
according to who, when?
cam looks like he's figured the whole thing out, to bad Ginn could hurt you when it counts.
>>64114467
is brady a vikings fan now?
>>64114431
Your like the antithesis of Dub City. Everyone expects them to do well and they do, but the Panthers are great an no one expects or believes them to be. Is it coincidental that Steph is a fan ?
>>64114474
Kill yourself
>>64114467
>plays on offense
>wants more rules to favor the offense
well fuck me sideways, what a twist!
>>64114495
how come?
>6-10 record will win the nfc least and host a home playoff game
Wow. The deadskins get the devision handed to them and JUST throw it away.
Just found this instagram of guy i worked with. Fucking bandwagon faggot.
>>64114556
>definition of a trap game
>>64114556
i can't fucking WAIT for a 6-10 team in the playoffs. highlight of the year.
>>64114467
>wanting to protect receivers and pad offensive sided football more
FUCK THIS PERSON. LITERALLY SOMEONE FUCK HIM IN HIS BUTT.
>>64114573
Could you be any more autistic?
Anon's Top 5 Christmas Songs
1. All I want For Christmas is You
2. Carol of the Bells
3. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
4. Little Saint Nick
5. I Won't Be Home for Christmas
>>64114597
>not including Quad City DJs rendition of twelve days of Christmas
>>64114588
Offense is already padded to shit if you haven't noticed
>>64114556
this exact thing happens every year. Last year it was the panthers at 7-8-1, the year before that it was the packers at 8-7-1. There's always some division thats ripe for the taking and nobody seems to want it that badly.
This year we're just unfortunate enough to have two divisions like that.
>>64114592
bandwagoners are cancer desu senpai
>>64114623
are you from the quad cities m8?
Sup you turds
Gabbert is elite
>>64114467
>tfw Brady is trying to neuter his own defense
get this crybaby fucker out of here and start The Italian Stallion already
>>64114717
requesting blaine vick gif
>>64114717
woah motherfucker
>>64114717
>mfw people thought Blaine "motherfucker" Gabbert would be a downgrade from Krapperdick
>tfw the season is almost over
It went by so fast.
>>64114349
you're kind of like the retarded kid in the normal class we know not to give pencils to because you'll stab yourself in the eye but at the same time you talk funny and have a diaper on so you amuse us
creativity isn't your strong suit and you are really beta
so meh you are tolerable. you piece of shit
>>64114883
imagine how devastated he must be.
this offseason it was #7strom. Last year he was memeing on Cam.
>>64114905
Is he gone now? Why didn't he come back?
>you will never witness Smeth Until Death get ass blasted again
>>64114677
No, but I still love that song. Reminds me of good memories from Christmas
>checking /nfl/
Fox is on the tv for some reason
>Empire
This is what Americans watch? Ayy
where were you when jameis won the super bowl in his rookie season
>>64115088
Balls deep emptying a gallon of my baby batter into Blake livelys pussy in my dreams
>>64114883
just to make sure, did you watch that bears game? it was pretty fucking awful with a few flukey good plays every now and then. before the running touchdown, his runs were kinda stupid because he never seemed to look for a guy open after leaving the pocket and headed straight for the sideline, better scrambling QBs stay behind the LoS so they can still throw or at least threaten to throw and exploit the defenses. he didn't even run for first downs, just short 3-4 yard pickups. not terrible, but not all that great.
even the dragon looked like a terrible play at the moment of release, it's just that the bears secondary made an even worse play and bailed him out, allowing it to all work out okay in the end. gabbert is hardly worth bragging about so far.
>>64115088
>mfw Buccs beat the Panthers in the playoffs
>>64115113
No he's not worth bragging about but he beat a surging bears team at home. It will probably crash, but his teamates are on board for now.
Stop hating Colin
>>64115088
In another dimension, where Tony Romo is a 4 time owl winner and Johnny Manziel was OROY
>>64113092
This was fucking brutal, but I tried:
Before 1980
1. Gino Marchetti
2. Dick Lane
3. Joe Greene
4. Alan Page
5. Joe Schmidt
6. Deacon Jones
7. Jack Lambert
8. Chuck Bednarik
9. Bob Lilly
t10. Herb Adderley
t10. Ernie Stautner
t10. Emlen Tunnell
Since 1980
1. Reggie White
2. Lawrence Taylor
3. Ray Lewis
4. Brian Dawkins
5. Ed Reed
6. Rod Woodson
7. Ronnie Lott
8. Mike Singletary
9. Dan Hampton
10. Darrelle Revis
>>64112817
> dat NFC South
>>64115154
nah I'm just thankful that our stopgap QB isn't singlehandedly losing every game like I feared. we're going to need to rebuild for a while and might not have any QB security for a while until the rest of the team is properly fleshed back out, so having a QB that can still half-fluke into wins even with mediocrity around him is better than the alternative.
>>64115239
bucs still own this division.
>>64115219
I like it anon, Alan Page was great.
Dan Hampton though? No Pat Williams or John Randall
>>64114934
That's an awful lot of projecting there, bruh.
>>64112817
How much does a 19-0 season get you?
>>64115219
>lt not #1
gtfo outta here
>>64114085
But he will
his master plans demand it
>>64115470
>his master plan includes drafting noodle armed qb's out in front of a turnstyle oline.
>>64112817
>muh old teams
>4 more days till the Panthers get exposed
>>64115311
Kevin Williams > Pat
Cortez Kennedy > John Randle
>>64115601
you don't believe that.
>>64110477
Why do people make images like this? It only encourages tripfaggotry.
>>64113769
Sounds just like Goodell
>>64115651
>Kevin Williams > Pat
The Williams Wall was Pat, what did Kevin do without him?
Cortez Who?
>Mark Ingram placed on injured reserve
>>64114444
Belichecked
And no, Goodell would be the bad guy
>>64115714
>The Williams Wall was Pat, what did Kevin do without him?
Kevin was an all-pro before Pat even got there.
>Cortez Who?
The best DT of his era, my casual friend.
>>64115736
>Goodell would be the bad guy
He would be the villain that seems like the big boss for the first few seasons, but then you find out that he's actually the puppet of an elusive, ultra-powerful cabal (the owners).
>>64115551
exactly
>>64115803
Cortez was a great player, I overlooked him because he played on the Seahawks defense when they were irrelevant.
As for Pat vs Kevin, Pat got the doubles not Kevin.
>>64115914
back the fuck up Rick you retard
>>64110735
>>64110735
>>64114431
I think we all know why
>>64116163
You are now aware Romo December stats aren't bad at all
>>64111477
>ravens
has it been that long?
>>64111477
>Packers
Same as always. Laugh at how fucking pathetic the rest of the division is, then lose in the playoffs.
>>64116090
>As for Pat vs Kevin, Pat got the doubles not Kevin.
Because he was the 1 tech.
>>64112975
Hnnng high test
I literally cannot believe how high Chung is on this list.
>>64115249
He's like Tebow
>>64116259
>implying stats have anything to do with romo being awful in december
>>64116378
nu uh
>>64116392
>implying Chung is bad when he's actually used appropriately
>>64115249
How would you feel about them picking up DL and secondary in FA, drafting OL and WR in the draft and actually working with Gabbert towards improving him?
Who else here has hope for the future
>>64116392
also, the lowest rated safeties.
>literally dedskins
>>64111477
>Steelers
Steady improvement since getting Tebowed and rebuilding the D
>>64116443
>two SD Safeties
Fucking figures.
>>64112799
Literally impossible
>>64116438
Keep Pounding
No Means Yes
EVERY Single Day
>>64116392
>Darian Stewart's rating
>>64116398
>Adam Jones out with a foot injury
You ready to get booty blasted by the Steelers senpai?
>>64113970
Rodgers and Newton are the best for that setup. If the rb is decent use Newton, if the wrs are decent use rodgers
>>64116438
Looking forward to Jameis breaking that 5 TD rookie record on Sunday.
>>64114075
Yea, and Brady keeps losing
>>64113970
>1 good o-lineman and everyone else is garbage
>no receivers
Rodgers or Newton. Brady's literally in this situation right now and isn't doing so hot.
Which of these QBs is the best?
>>64116599
so is rodgers and neither is he desu
no qb can truly succeed completely on their own
>>64116599
>Rodgers or Newton. Brady's literally in this situation right now and isn't doing so hot.
STs spotted the giggles 14 points. The defense was pretty terrible against the Broncos too.
>>64116586
>tfw every time the Patriots get in position to come back at the last second, the receivers get butterfingers and drop every pass
looking at you LaDrop
>>64116603
Whichever one is actually Russell Wilson. Looks like #1.
>>64116603
#3 is the best QB, but #1 has the best team. I think #2 is Cam Newton.
>>64116532
Ready for that over under to be literally 80 points
>>64116603
>>64116603
td:int ratio is all that matters. i pick 3
