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First for Euan & Kurt joint group 2016.
score bayern you useless cunts
Euan found out as an anon shitposter AGAIN subedition
Looks like BATE are throwing the match gusie.
Roma SW is a special
Kurt is a bubblegum babby sub sub sub edition
>>64110061
whats euans group? how to join pls?
MACKERS WANTS 30K ON ROMA
>>64110173
Rate the following in terms of shrewdness:
Euan
Kurt
Lux
J West
Mackers
Goody
BT (assuming he's still posting as anon)
who /TEARS/ here?
>>64110218
Didn't mean to quote >>64110173
>>64110218
BT
J West
Lux
Kurt
Euan
Goody
Mackers
MACKERS WANTS 50K ON LEVERKUSEN DNB
>>64110218
All-Time
Lux
BT
J West
Mackers
Kurt
Euan
Goody (who???)
Current
Kurt
Euan
J West
Lux
Mackers
Goody (who???)
BT (R.I.P.)
i want $25 on valencia next to score
>>64110258
Mackers and Goody are shrewder than Euan
The extent to which Arsenal are busting a gut here to set up a 7-2 aggregate defeat by Real Madrid in February is quite amusing.
>>64110333
>goody
le rball and teamsheets man
>tfw you can recognize PGA members posting in /bet/ by their writing style.
>>64110403
Go on then.
Where's the value?
>>64110471
JOESEPH
Has it already been all recorded or what?
>>64110471
How can we possibly say without seeing the business plans?
GOONERS
>>64110471
Brett, dont think he is that bad. He has done well in recent weeks especially.
Dont see Richard winning he seems like a pain to work with.
Cant even remember what Vana has done.
Gary and Charleine are dire.
BASED NORTH EAST LONDON FC
>>64110613
Gary is a top bloke, top accent. Brett is thick as shit.
>>64110552
this remember the blonde with the shit plan
>>64110700
Stella?
If Leverkusen score a goal (and Roma do not) I will buy each of my followers an ice cream.
MACKERS WANTS 10K ON BRETT
need a cheeky la masia goal like A I R
Arsenal was seriously BOTY
>>64110471
Joseph won it last week
Imagine sitting there with your little CL acca slip.
Bayern, Barca, Chelsea, Arsenal to win.
You put £20 on it, a large steak for you but there was no way any of these teams would lose was there?
Sitting there you are checking scores, Bayern winning, Chelsea winning, Arsenal smashing, but Barca only 1-1.
You ask yourself how the current champions with a squad full of world class players isnt beating some random German team.
Sweat dripping off your forehead. You scream at the TV.
Family bet looking surreal.
>its that time of week where everyone will start posting Apprentice spoilers
>>64111089
why are you referring to yourself in second-person?
>>64110218
Goody
power gap
Lux
BT
Kurt
Mackers
J West
Euan
power gap there because only one of the above can actually hack asia
>>64111089
Weak attempt to be honest
Roma goal when
>>64111173
should have shilled it harder m8
can't wait for all the games to finish, already know i'm up mountains just don't know how much, sitting here with a big grin on my face
State of the packaging
>>64111233
Good post
Would love to meet Danny Robinson for a straightener, negative, fucking moany cunt
>>64111369
They ward off any diseases
>>64111456
Would fit in well with you and the rest of the shitposters here desu
>>64111553
Begging you to just have sex already, you've been told so many times and still haven't done so.
>>64111605
Fight me irl
Reminder /bet/ tipped Barca as a mainstream special
>>64111605
Don't know who you think I am but no one has told me to have sex
>>64111719
I'm telling you now dullard
>>64111695
>it lost therefore it was a bad bet
>>64111783
Exactly
>zero orders for either team
>>64111695
>>64111783
it was a team sheet gamble pretty much, i thought the chance of them playing a good line-up was decent enough for a @2.4 bet, not a special i agree with that though
>>64111783
was he even on the line?
>>64111783
>JUDGE
>>64112149
was on dnb i think
>>64111783
>it won so it was value
>>64110319
how the fuck do you feel you can rate Lux and Mackers yet have no idea who goody is?
what are THE nba bets for today liddos
>>64110218
BT is the sickening slags poster
>>64112353
Wizards-4
Clippers-5.5
Timberwolves -7.5
>mackers giving away his address when this makes the Gloucestershire news
>>64112514
>Living near others
>>64112514
Dread to think how many pizzas I'll be ordering to his house pmsl.
>>64112514
>Angry Brit Anon in his tinfoil hat attempts to take down Mackers.jpg
figures and sums, too dizzy to do maths but up around 200 from 480, need to clear my head from these percentages to remain shrewd throughout the night
DeepThought is fatter than clip4life to be honnest
>>64112514
lots of people in PGA already know where he lives you melt
What the fuck? After four months of not coming on here people are still circlejerking over those PGA losers? Why the fuck do you not keep it on Facebook if you love them so much?
>>64112777
Please have sex dullard
>>64112777
Been a constant source of keks over the last 4 months desu
>>64112708
Obv not arsed about his address being in the hands of danny robinson or some other clown you melt zzz
What we thinking this weekend then lads?
opportunity of a LIFETIME lads
>>64112951
you could have gone with him to Brazil so not really.
>>64112951
the fact he even had to mention the last bit about friends confirms he has no friends
>>64112951
Did he seriously get that lucky in the ballot again? All I got was 1 group game ticket.
>>64112951
Sent
>>64112951
>that font
truly sickening
>tomorrows skedge
What on earth am I supposed to do tomorrow?
>>64113146
We should meet up for some chin testing
>>64113184
I was thinking coffee or the cinema.
Just tested positive for CHIN virus don't know where i got it, help me mates.
>>64112951
>le no friends man
>>64113209
Just spend your big roll on some private treatment mate, you'll be ok.
>>64113205
Anything decent on just now?
>>64113335
Fuck knows, just turn up and have a mooch.
>>64112951
we should all chip in and send ROSSYBHOY there with him :D
>chinky moot
WE BACK
E
B
A
C
K
>>64113582
unironically wanted to urge everyone to get on potosi o5.5 at evens after a 4-0 in FH and softly steer people towards backing brazil slags handis
>bookies couldn't handle their slip-ups so they ddos'd 4chin as damage control
how low will they sink
B R A Z I L S L A G S
did I miss any bets lids?
Should I go to sleep or will there any Bolivia altitude later
>>64113700
You missed the bet of the week
kurt does it again i need to start putting more on his tips
>>64113784
Literally the perfect man
on my knees for a 30 minute goal drought for the slags, only took -6.5 and race to 9 so quite disappointed in myself
>>64112466
>Wizards -4
so glad i didnt follow this
hello
Pmsl if you aren't large staking -4.75 in anticipation of the FATIGUE
it's me
>>64113823
Pre-staking NBA is usually a bad idea
>>64113925
Mario?
Tip4TheWeekend @Tip4TheWeekend 8m8 minutes ago
If you fancy a cheeky bet on a sport you know nothing about I have a tiny stake in Nicaragua U20 W to win -2.5 sets in the volleyball @ 1.83
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why are you tipping this shite euan
South America L E A K I N G bets right now.
Nicaragua U20 slags -2.5 is THE small bet
>>64113947
>South
Ffs Euan
>>64113944
>>64113947
utter utter
>>64113925
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
>>64113969
To go over everything?
>>64113947
>U20 women's volleyball
G-got stream? Purely for research purposes.
>>64114007
lolrekt
>>64114007
kek
>>64114007
I don't get it
>>64114073
He can't get his money on a game
>>64113998
N-no.
>>64114073
i'm in absolute tears
tfw bet large pregame on toronto +6 and hornets +2.5
just ship me the shekels now
surely this irresponsible topping up on women's football cannot end well, i feel so filthy like a little piglet
Which trip is the most intelligent? Euan, J West, Joe or BT?
>>64114218
>Joe
Do former trips still count as trips?
>>64114218
BT most certainly
>>64114218
j west unquestionably
HUP HUP HUP
>3 goals in 9 minutes
too early you fiery latinas, i am not contempt with merely a quarter of my bankroll on this match, please take a rest for a while so i can top up some more
>this collapse
>didn't get on
Feel ill
>>64114174
toronto were still at +3 a few minutes ago, lumped on it. They just went to -4
>>64114470
same
aaaaaaah put one more in after the 7th and wanted one last large on before the 9th came, the ride never ends, lumping on again in a couple seconds
>>64114214
what was the line at half time?
need 12-0
>>64114513
-4 or maybe -3.75 cant remember
>>64114513
mara had -4.5 at 1.96 or so so i went large on that but 365 unsuspended after a long while at [email protected] which triggered me and i did a double double, third of bankroll riding on this atm all but the last top up already won and need 2 more for that one
Need santa fe goal like air
goals please girls
>>64114565
>>64114709
>rebacking after their star striker goes off injured
get overs on Kane (pick literally any number). Shit Lanka are just bowling pies and he's having a feast
111111111111111111
>>64114595
>>64114602
>>64114651
cannot spake, was on first half should have topped up.
>>64114773
>not 2 rows of 1s
shaking my head
i'm overcome with guilt that most of my countrymen are wageslaving for nothing while i click multiply money on slag trains late at night
>>64114771
how much have you got on m8?
NEED a Brazil Women goal like AIR
>>64114837
dont feel guilty, they have full and fulfillingsocial lives while you sleep all day
s p a s t i c a t e d
fucking injuries ruining my chances of 12-0
>>64114854
originally had $200 for him to get 55 @1.85
he's on 71 atm. Now I've got $250 on him to get 120 @ 2.10. he should do it before the second new-ball. If he doesn't he'll be close and I'll just cash out.
>>64114893
>tfw your roll will never be big enough to spasticate a line
>>64114912
grrr only up a hunnid, got too greedy hoping for that 12th, i feel your pain
>>64114945
what does spasticating a line mean?
>>64114984
Final reback on trains always seems to lose. Ah well
>DACKERS
>>64115002
Absolutely cunting the fuck out of it
Who here about to smack the living daylights out of Nacional Potosi?
>Also Mackers SWEATING
>>64115002
I'd imagine he just lumped enough at it that the odds shifted substantially but its a context thing, can't say for sure what he means but he clearly put a lot of money on it causing the spastication.
>>64114893
>1-1
down from another mackers tip, might just cancel and stick with king kurt desu
>>64115028
nah
SPASTICATION DEVASTATION
>>64115042
>being in pga for mackers tips
Lads lads lads, done with finals, now wtb?
>>64115044
Good lad. Won't be able to contain the addict in me if it's 1-1 at HT desu.
The spastic has spasticated too much.
>>64114893
Can someone explain to a non-shrewd aussie slug how the fuck altitude has anything to do with the game? oxygen levels ? Am I being rused?
>>64115083
Teams from sea level cannot breathe and tire quickly.
>>64114913
i like you
>>64115083
>oxygen levels
yes.
You will literally see players getting subbed off and going and using an oxygen tank in some cases because the air is so much thinner at altitude so those not used to it (because they typically play in lower altitudes) will struggle especially towards the end of the game
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11419910/Manchester-United-flop-Anderson-substituted-after-36-minutes-playing-for-Internacional-and-needs-oxygen-mask.html
>>64113969
Underrated
222222. Wrap it up
>>64115179
that was a bretty sweaty set.
>>64115179
Was sweating
>>64115063
Army +23 on the weekend
Mackers head absolutely gone.
>>64115224
Ridiculous spread desu. Gone on LARGE.
>>64115095
>>64115126
cheers lids
MACKERS WANTS 50K ON INDEPENDIENTE DE SANTA FE
why do you cunts keep talking about mackers? Why bring shitty paid tipsters to /bet/?
>>64115244
Shouldn't be that high the way those games always go
>>64115297
they're regulars of pga who come here to vent
BOWLING PIES
>>64114913
DAC
>>64115297
I post 99% of the mackers caps in here. I feel as though i have a duty to keep the people informed of his goings on because most enjoy it.
>>64115391
I enjoy it lad
>>64115391
Do you have any caps from after the new Zealand slags match
>>64115391
I like it. The whole "Mackers wants X on some bullshit" can fuck off though at least when clearly fake.
>>64115414
>>64115466
>You will never forget the day you realised Tyson Fury was right about where women belong
>>64113947
>>64113944
Too easy. These shit tier competitions in shit tier sports are so simple.
>>64115208
>>64115197
Yeah, weird one. A score in between the first and second set scores is most representative
Potosi -0.5 must win. double da's, altitude now having an effect.
>>64115589
Never doubt Mackers ability to lose a bet.
>>64115580
Up so much off that, cheers. Any more?
>>64115580
too easy. so simple. and you tip tiny
>>64115606
Probably.
>>64115610
>losing a significant bet on U20 Central American women's volleyball game with no true info just because your team lost a single set
just no mate
>>64115466
rinsed with tears 2bh
hey /bet/ will i lose my entire bet if my parlay loses or just the parlay(bovada)
>>64115603
if it wasn't for this and altitude smackers already driving down the value i would be so deep in on this one
fucking staking huracan to miss first pen but wasnt quick enough
cunt has only gone and missed
>>64115695
H I G H T E S T
If a single team in your parlay loses, the whole bet loses and you become poorer.
Hope that clears it up, my American cousin :)
>>64115770
it does. thank you
p-pls join
http://games.espn.go.com/college-bowl-mania/2015/en/group?groupID=95430
Never taking a mackers tip again
>>64115770
>Euan actually being nice to an American and not giving a meme answer
You feeling alright bud?
>>64115966
you'll be down long term taking mackers main group bets
10 tired men literally collapsing on the pitch
Mackers seething kek
>taking tipping advice from a no-friends degenerate slug via proxy hearsay on an Ugandan ubuntu forum
Blooming goal incoming desu
>le get a man sent off then score continent
>>64116220
>being unaware of the concept of A L T I T U D E because you are a flatlands slug
>>64116241
I like you Slovenia. You're the best new person in a long time.
>>64116282
>slovenia
>you in charge of recognizing flags
pmsl
>>64116282
>Ewen being nice
tears
>>64116282
*slovack m8
>>64116330
>>64116356
>>64116351
I'm a nice guy
>>64116241
>>64116282
>Slovenia
Was thinking about this too. Are you the same Slovakian that used to occassionaly post muggy stuff and moan you weren't being spoonfed because if you are I agree with Euan that you've stepped up your game quite a bit and are rivalling Uruguay atm
the thing that mackers doesn't seem to realize is that bolivian teams, even the ones at sea level, are prepared to play against altitude teams
in preseason they do specific training, or hire players already conditioned. over half matches are played in altitude
I mean it's true that Bolivar and The Strongest are the biggest teams, coincidently playing in altitude. the thing is that the main reason they win is because they're the richer teams and can hire the best players, not just because of altitude. or else they'd have a couple libertadores, yet bolivia has never reached even a final
tl;dr: mackers overestimates altitude and it's going to bite him in the ass sooner than later
Need Mackers caps like AIR
absolutely spasticated
does anyone else get butterflies sweating 5 minutes of added time begging that mackers gets a loss?
>>64116370
we're not rivals
everyone knows uruguay and slovakia are, like, the most similar countries in the world. slovenia jelly af
>>64116369
Got me good there lid aha
Who was it that posted a WORLD tip close to this time last year? It was some guy from Slovenia/Slovakia/some other shit hole (no offence) about a team that had let everyone go or something. They won 7-1 or something from a -1 or -1.5 and we knew before anyone else.
>>64116382
>tfw an altitude bet will never be as great as it was on May 1st
Still buzzing at the memories of it.
>>64116431
http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2014/12/06/slovenia/1-snl/nk-rudar-velenje/nk-zavrc/1737173/
>>64116431
Based Croatia. My entire work office made a months worth of wages off that game.
>>64116382
I don't disagree with this. They'll still very regularly play at altitude within the league so whilst there might be a slight disadvantage compared to if it were say a neutral ground it isn't too much.
The major difference comes when its teams/new players who rarely play at altitude so you'd more likely see the biggest advantage when betting Bolivian league games at the start of the season if a team that plays at low altitude at home signs a bunch of players from abroad who have little experience of playing at altitude and they are away to a high altitude team early on in the season. But I'd guess 99% of Bolivian league is domestic players anyway so something like Libertadores is a much better chance for something like that to come up.
>>64116466
>le Australian who can't read "nice community" gimmick
>>64116489
He isn't new ip either so he may be the cricket tipper. In any case dunno why he does this.
Are there any tipsters (preferably free but I would assume they would charge) that profit in Asia that publicly post picks.
Don't really care if they are grinding out a small profit on mainstream but cba with Mackers bubblegum shite or all the top banter acca lads on twitter.
Must be someone who looks at the semi obscure thats in asia and does decent?
>>64116370
possibly, might have posted a couple rball twitches inbetween the researched cup match winners
need to find a winter competition to research as there's breaks in local leagues, can't keep riding slags trains and periods of good judgement and clarity forever
>>64116406
anon means rivalling as in being comparable to shrewdness. hard to tell though you are definitely ahead as far as sharing good research goes
I'm considering giving the fiver to Kurt and try his tips for a month, see what happens
>>64116553
There is literally one in this thread; >>64116431
Is this Kurt's group on Facebook or Twitter
>>64116928
also looking at my spreadsheet I'm very profitable in local sports. in football I have the biggest percentile of success, while in basketball I have the biggest gains
I thought I was good at international basketball but I'm absolute shit except when sniping really obscure leagues like Peru, Bahrein and greek slags (no joke)
>>64116973
He sends tips through the post once a week.
>>64116973
Bebo
>>64116973
He adds you to a MSN Messenger chat
>>64116986
>>64116991
>>64117010
Could I get a serious answer please
>>64117045
Facebook obviously you fucking div. How can you get a twitter group? And it isnt the email on his spreadsheet any more.
>>64117045
http://int.soccerway.com/players/kurt-drago/308783/
Reach him through the soccerway contact page lid.
>>64117075
Stop being a cunt. You could have a private twitter page and only let people that have paid to follow
>>64117105
lmao
>>64117105
Only 18 yo boys tipping rball shite with their fivers do that after a good week. Twitter is the worst gambling site on the internet.
>>64117105
>140 characters is enough for a write up
>>64117146
>Only 18 yo boys tipping rball shite with their fivers
Kek literally you a year ago
>want to get Kurt's tips
>don't want to have to use shitebook
Kurterleaks when?
I put money on new Zealand to beat sri Lanka but when the fuck does it end??
>>64117908
Another 2 or 3 days possibly 4.
If I'm running 56% against the spread after 227 and my br is $100 what should my average bet be?
Been doing $1, want to bet more (obv)
>>64118055
*227 games
>>64118055
>56% ats
Next step is to actually learn how to bet
