matches today
>cl
leverkusen 1-1 barca (leverkusen 3st atm)
zagreb 0-0 bayern
tomorrow:
>uefa cup
who cares lol
>he
>his
>>64109419
weak op
kill yourself
what an utterly shit op
never make a thread again, op
Hello, where is the snow???
>>64109486
>>64109539
>>64109547
in Antarctica
why is roma 2nd? they got the same number of points as leverkusen but they got a -5 gd while leverkusen has 1
>>64109596
>The teams are ranked according to points (3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw, 0 points for a loss). If two or more teams are equal on points on completion of the group matches, the following criteria are applied in the order given to determine the rankings (regulations Article 17.01):[1]
>1. higher number of points obtained in the group matches played among the teams in question;
>>64109644
both teams got 6 points ??
>>64109752
are u retarded? roma got 4 and leverkusen 1
oh alright
wow what a shit rule
>>64109775
yeah whoever trahed bumfuck united harder should advance..
>olympiashit
>>64109815
thats the point of group stages though
i require goals
>shito
booooooo
>Hakan
Is Dinamo cringe tier?
Brandt should come on. He's the real deal
>no goals
>shitreb
LEWANMÜLLER
>>64110125
they should sub off calhanoglu and bellarabi for him
>>64110462
I think they are playing better than mehmedi
>dinasour Zagreb
>olympiashit
>shitreb
LEWANRODE
>>64110501
i wouldn't complain if they had scored from one of their chances
>>64110699
True. Should be 3:1 for Leverkusen.
>gent
>rode
jesus christ will someone teach this guy how to kick a fucking ball
>>64110699
reminds me of when they choked last year against atletico. Why are they always choking when it's important
>Fießling coming on
Match is over.
Lewandowski is the new Ronaldo. Scores against fodder and no one else.
who is commentating the buyern game?
that's worse than Rethy during the 7:1
>>64110670
wtf Arsenal is really going to make it
>>64110670
Wheres he supposed to put his arm?
le two seasons with more than 15 goal in the bundes man is coming on
>>64110878
>Wolfsburg
>fodder
>>64110909
Good
>>64110812
wow, nice "defending", Belgium
Tah is an impressive specimen
>le headless dribbles man
no i don't mean chicharito
Giroud is Mario Gomez 2.0
>>64110946
It doesn't matter. He chose to try and block the ball so it was a deliberate movement.
kiessling is on its now time for the hoof
>monachium defending
they gonna get raped by barcelona
Come on BATE!
>vashitia
>gent
dat fodder
>>64111206
thanks god Valencia is losing
>saint petershit
>lyon winning when it doesn't matter anymore
>[team name]shit
>>64111325
thank you for your important service
>>64111069
Giroud is gignac 2.0
>>64111326
lyon is the würzburg of france
brandt is the goat
>>64111325
most porn girls are really small in size too
>>64111326
it's good for the belgian bros
>being one on one with the goalkeeper is now a 60% chance
kill yourself commentator
Leverkusen please
>shitreb
>never
stupid miller cunt
>MÜLLEL
>German missing a penalty
,>bellarabi
I thought syrians knew how to shoot
holy shit kill yourself leverkusen
fuck ter stegen the little shit is bad all year long but tonight he's transcended goalkeepering
>>64111708
they could've won 8:0 and still would be out
omg TAH
1st
Real
Wolfsburg
Atletico
ManCity
Barcelona
Bayern
Chelsea
Zenit
2nd
PSG
PSV
Benfica
Juventus
Roma
Arsenal
Kiev
Gent
>>64111747
uwotm8
they kept shooting at Stegen
>>64111767
uwotm8
>neverkusen
how disappointing
>Leverkusen
shaking my head
They choked themselves into Europa League...
>rio ferdinand, steven gerrard, ian wright
>>64111767
wot?
night
Why didn't Lewa take the pen to get his hattrick and actually score unlike muller
Roma is going to get rekt in the 1/8 anyway
>>64111906
Night
>>64111906
sleep tight
>>64111815
>>64111835
>>64111886
sry, i thought roma had won
>>64111811
real - gent
wolfsburg - psg
atletico - juve
city - benfica
barcelona - arsenal
bayern - kiev
chelsea - roma
zenit - psv
why don't neverkusen want to win? I don't understand
>>64111862
maybe they're better off in EL
>>64112129
it's better to crash out of the CL than the EL
>>64112169
Not true, EL is fun. To be desu with you I like it even better than CL, it's not only a Barce/Bayern/RL thing
Is it true that Chicharito is nowadays more popular than any Dortmund or Bayern player or is the Mexican media lying to us once again?
>>64112414
only german speaking people care about bundes players
the whole world knows chicharito
>>64112414
more popular in Mexico maybe
>>64112414
>Leverkusen players
>popular
Leverkusen players are usually neither hated, nor particularly popular. They're just there. Like the team.
>>64111811
I want city x arsenal and Bayer x PSG
>>64112513
>city x arsenal
literally can't happen
>>64112502
I thought Leno was Germany's #2 keeper.
Meanwhile in Loserkusen.
>>64111811
>3 spain & epl
>2 bundesu & serie a
>1 rest
it could be worse I guess
>>64113171
Now we have our horses in the EL, which could bring us actually more coefficient points this season.
>>64113353
Leverkusen will fly out
Schalke and Dortmund might go far
Augsburg? So-so
>>64113377
Not sure. I see Leverkusen as strong as Schalke or Dortmund in the EL.
They choked in the CL, but didn't play terrible either. Leverkusen a few years ago would have lost 15:0 on aggregate against Barcelona.
>>64112585
Yes, it can
>>64114430
He's right
>>64119589
fartkontrol
>>64119595
Wattenscheid
>>64113171
Actually, if you count the ratio of teams engaged to teams qualified Bundes is actually pretty bad amongst the relevant leagues.
>England 75% (3/4)
>Italy 67% (2/3)
>Spain 60% (3/5)
>Germany 50% (2/4)
>Portugal/France 33% (1/3)
>>64120015
>bundes
>relevant
>>64120015
Meh... two newcomers this year and all teams could have qualified with a bit of luck.
>>64120015
Why did Lyon go to shit? The death of Fekir?
>>64120261
Fekir being ded contributed a lot (he was important by himself, and made Lacazette good), but quite a few other first team members got injured at some point which weakened the team even further. Also, their transfers didn't pan out (at least until now).
>>64120261
yes mostly because of fekir, but also :
>Fournier pushing is diamond 442 because it works against scrubs
last night they played 433 with grenier on the left, lacazette playing as striker and cornier on the right
>having a squad with too much above average young people and no old guy in the locker to llay the big brother role
Fournier can't contain all these players who just got out of puberty and all want a place in the starting XI. Recently a there was a fight between Rose and Tolisso i believe, showing that having too much young players is not a good thing. The old guys like bedimo, bisevac and malbranque are either always injured or never playing
Where teams like ajax wins is that they teach football and also kinda educate the young players, where Lyon leaves them with no adult figure, creating ego monsters
Åke "0-8" Hareide has just been officially unveiled as our new national team coach.
>our
I've played football in Denmark so yeah, our.
Apparently Yakin and Stuttgart can't come to an agreement, because they won't let him bring the rest of his coaching staff with him.
>FCB-Sport-Chef Matthias Sammer hat sich bei „Sky“ zu den Gerüchten um Gladbachs Granit Xhaka (Foto) geäußert: „Er ist ein guter Spieler (…). Das ist das einzige, was ich dazu gesagt habe.“ Zuvor berichtete die „Sport Bild“ über das Interesse der Bayern.
They should go for Dahoud instead tßh.
>>64120523
yakin is a hack
>>64120572
pls elaborate.
>>64120523
That's like hiring a builder but not letting him bring his own tools. Only that the tools already in the building have certain rights.
>>64120567
They already have enough Syrians in Munich :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCcB30Zc2Q
>>64120849
Coman? If you are good enough you are old enough.
This only applies to sport, Franck.
>>64120870
I'm sure they were watching Coman long enough to see that he was good.
Dahoud literally had 4 good games
>>64120920
Coman only played 16 games, many as a sub for Juve, scoring 0 goals.
Van Gaal to Bayern next season
>>64120421
I'm kind of sad that Olsen quit the job after so many years :´( . He always seemed to be quite likeable.
>>64120965
that's cool and all but only Denmark is allowed to blog here so fuck off
>>64120965
at least you have a friend
>>64120849
This attitude is why Denmark have appointed that Malmo coach instead of Hjulmainz~
I thought Denmark embraced change and diversity?
>>64120954
Hareide is one of the most likeable people alive to be fair.
>>64120965
So what is he going to get?
>>64120948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp-j1QZhyIA
>>64120943
He was carrying the french Usomething
>>64120985
is he german or english funnier?
>>64120995
His German
>>64120995
???
>>64121000
⸮⸮⸮
>>64120983
Dark Knight trilogy on bluray
A zippo with her face imprinted
A nice pullover and leather gloves
>>64121016
>A zippo with her face imprinted
what is this
>>64121023
How old are ypu
>>64121016
and you exactly want this type of stuff?? who asks for batman blurays lmao
>>64121023
guaranteed these guys are Dorftrottel plebs.
>>64121016
What the fuck.
Horrible gifts.
>lmao
lammo
>>64121034
It's a big trilogy
>>64121038
Lmao i live in Hamburg you fucking pleb
>>64121033
well I don't smoke tbf and by imprinted I thought you meant it would look like her face had been pressed into the thing
>>64121042
Tell me your top 3 gifts then
>>64121016
>A nice pullover and leather gloves
The only things I would want from that list.
>>64121058
My condolences.
>>64121058
>i live in Hamburg
Where exactly?
>>64121072
what do you want leather gloves for
>>64121087
Maybe shooting up his Hauptschule?
Think for a minute, man.
>>64121101
i don't like jumping to conclusions
>>64121076
Eimsbüttel
>>64121101
2,1 Abi you pleb
>>64121087
To keep my hands warm when I'm outside. Also this>>64121101
>>64121072
This. Though I prefer wool gloves.
>>64121118
>bragging about a 2,1 Hamburg Abi
>caring about Abi in general
>>64121127
>bragging
>caring
Lmao
>the HSV guy is a gf-less virgin whose best friend has a gf who gifts that friend the presents the HSV wants (a zippo, Batman movies and clothes)
that's why he's always so angry and tells everyone to fuck off lmao
Neinhold pls
>>64120588
>>64121140
Fuck off lmao
Who names his Kid Cimo? I don't even know how to pronounce it. Tschimo? Kimo? Chimo?
ugh
>>64121198
>cimo patric
>vereinslos
>aktueller marktwert: 75 tsd. €
wat
>>64121198
>Aktueller Verein: Vereinslos
>Im Team seit: 01.07.2015
Welcome to the club buddy.
>>64121198
"Bildungsferne Schichten"
>>64121347
Slutmark pls
>>64121087
It's handshoes
>mfw speaking English better than an Austrian
Hullo ladies
>>64121626
I feel like it should be handsocks if anything
>>64121644
You mean gloves lol
Very exciting news for football in Jersey as the @JerseyFA announce they've submitted an application to join @UEFA
will augsburg beat the odds and make the tournament stage
>>64121664
and
>>64121672
I'm more interested in Guernsey's situation
>>64121683
Hope so, then their chance of getting relegated becomes even higher.
>>64121715
i dont think augsburg is getting relegated either way. they are a decent team, if not a good team. they will make the top 15
will RBL go HAM with the spending next season or will they do it more slowly?
>can now filter Denmark without having to filter all Danish posters
based this guy>>64121368 who stalks Denmark all day
>>64121217
Better club than Hannover 96 uezs
>>64119568
Yes
>>64122200
it can't
Would be funny if Dortmund score after nine minutes tonight.
>>64122296
yes, i'm laughing just thinking about it
>>64122314
can you guys introduce us to some funny germans (comedians, tv personalities, actors, etc)? how can an entire country have such low standards for humour
hahahaha I just realized Dortmund aren't even first in their piss easy group
>>64122338
Henning Wehn
>>64122338
no
>>64122353
fuck no
>>64122338
they don't exist
>Liverpool transfer rumours and news: Kevin Grosskreutz on the verge of becoming Jurgen Klopp's first signing
In tears...
>>64122373
hahahaha oh god LAL
:whatsappcryingemojiwiththatweirdhandsign:
>>64122373
>Liverpoo fans wanted Reus, Aubameyang, Hummels or Gundogan
>They're might get the handsome Kevin instead
My sides.
>>64122391
*They
>>64122373
World Cup winner la
>>64122200
>>64115586
>>64112513
>this flag
>tt
>>64122373
good. Grosskreutz is a kuyt-like workhorse. he's average everywhere on the pitch and that's what they need. He's good at throwing stuff too
Weidenfeller - Ginter, Subotic, Hummels, Park - Stenzel, Bender - Kagawa, Reus, Januzaj - Ramos
Our subs: Bürki, Mkhitayran, Leitner, Hofmann, Aubameyang, Weigl, Sokratis
>our
>>64122373
Don't cry. We'll take good care of him.
I'm hungry
Berbatov will be playing for Thessaloniki
>>64123038
Have some cakey and yakisoba
>>64121049
for you
Based Kevin is a Jack of all trades, master of none. Always there for his club when they need him.
BVB-Liverpool: Friends forever
mfw someone scores a goal today
>>64121071
For this christmas: Casserole dish with a lid, a kilogram of parma ham and underwear/socks.
What I wil get: 200€ in cash. And candy.
Zippos are nice you plebs. You just have to refill them often.
>>64123294
what would you need one for?
What's happened to Gonzo?
>>64123348
http://webm.land/w/mvNk/
just buy a normal lighter, geeeez
>>64123446
He is being rested i guess.
>>64123476
never
Why the fuck does Sport1 never show the BVB matches? They showed one (1) out of 6 games from BVB.
Remember the first leg? 1-1, PAOK parking the bus hard, dortmund playing without Aubameyang, Castro scored
>>64123557
I dont even remember yesterday desu
>>64122350
still going to the next round
>>64122373
very underrated signing
>>64122373
I don't understand why people on here rate him so low. He's not a bad player and his comedic potential is off the charts.
Is Pascal Stenzel the next Julian Weigl?
>>64122373
KG is solid all around. I think there's just the usual buttmad buyern customers getting asshurt about it
>KG is solid all around
>>64123865
He wouldn't have missed the goal like ginter right now.
>>64123865
He's all right.
i wonder how bender twins ended up having such different style of play. they look exactly the same and are built exactly the same
>>64123865
He does not have the best abilities, but he makes up for it by always giving 100%
typically
>He does not have the best abilities, but he makes up for it by always giving 100%
some epic posts itt
>Dorfmund
>>64123919
We have James Milner already.
>>64124083
no one is really trying because there isnt a point
>>64123955
he's shit. He's trying and it is still not enough
bad defending there
>>64124126
>We didn't care anyways
why does Dortmund always embarrass Germany in Europe
>interrupted Xenoblade for this
>it's a reus hits the post episode