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Almost blowing a 32 (thirty two) point lead edition
Everyone always seems upset subedition
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Arsenal to qualify @3 is the last big family bet of the year sub edition. Lets all hop on lids.
>>64098784
Angry britanon wanting to be spoonfed an NBA bet sub-sub-edition
>>64098784
>Everyone always seems upset subedition
I'm not. :)
Happy despite not being up for the day sub-edition.
Don't let trolls ruin your enjoyment sub-sub-edition.
>>64098831
Definitely site down over here but tbf don't think it has kicked off yet. They're not the best with kicking off on time in this competition so I'd give it another 10-15.
>>64098784
bookies shivering at the thought of shrewdies making money off of filipino students again sub-sub-subedition
>>64098850
He was clearly trolling tbf. You know you could've given it to him on a plate and he would just have been
>HURRR tipping correctly priced mainstream sports
>>64098891
>Definitely site down over here
Back up now
>>64098850
I don't think getting spoonfed was what he was after
Game just started on betfair. Mara tends to not bring them in play until 5-10 minutes in.
>Oregon actually drifting to a +1 against TCU
Going to have my entire bankroll on them if they keep drifting out like this.
>>64098953
>Game just started on betfair. Mara tends to not bring them in play until 5-10 minutes in.
This. skybet and fonbet been doing the same so stay glued.
>>64098953
>>64098987
fonbet got San Beda on a -4.5, o/u line at 6.5
Reminder to get on Holly Holm in the rematch before Ronda has a mental breakdown and odds drop
>>64099013
Hey if shitting in the woods is good enough for the pope...
>>64099004
mara carrying, lines the same
anyone have rball on this one? mara only has a visual one without keeping count of the stats
>13 posts
>7 unique posters
On pace for over 250 unique posters lads
>>64099096
1-3 DAs to San Beda
0-1 Shots
5-0 Free Kicks
Am on under 7 desu.
>>64099096
betfair with a weak unreliable one. doubt you'll find better though
Much as it pains me San Beda a no bet for me so I'll have to find a way to kill 2 hours while waiting for the next game
>>64099116
took u6.5 like a sheeplet, lots of throw-ins and free kicks looking decent
>>64098784
>photoshopping the half coke in
nice
Can someone do the beady little eyes post
>>64099295
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see ___ and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when ____ have more attacks after 3 minutes so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
San Beda handi dropped massively on fonbet but still pretty high on mara so anyone unlimited on both should be able to get a nice arb going but can't imagine even an unlimited mara will let you have much more than 30 on
>>64099338
i'm pretty sure i'm not limited as it only shows on obscure games but the limit is 10 euros, pretty damn low
>>64099313
for some reason the first time i read it i inserted bubbles as the mug in the mental image that followed the narrative despite never watching trailer park boys
Unders comfy so far.
>>64099404
Pity Mara had it suspended the entire half. Normally one's able to get a descent amount on in rebacks.
>>64099338
35 max stake on mara
I'm not crying fix especially since the game is virtually untouched on betfair but the handi has actually moved out on fonbet just now. Wonder if there is some info suggesting a second half rekking.
>>64099571
from what i noticed it was only from around 25th to 35th minute, got on -2.5 @1.7 after it opened, should break even at worst unless lyceum scores 3 and loses
>>64099657
T-they're just rball slavers!
>>64099734
It has moved back in since I made that post. I think maybe fonbet just can't decide what they want to do.
zzz, re-backed sw after it jumped from 1.76 to 1.94 because of twitchers but gradually got to 1.85 before my bet got through
>Chicharito to score any time against Uefalona @ 2.6
oh my... literally free money...
Is Barcelona at 2.00 because they've pretty much already qualified? Leverkusen are awful
I suppose Notts will be suspended until the relegations, so no cashing out.
Why else scared?
>>64100177
Nah.
Administration will be announced within the next few days.
Gonna be up mouth-watering sums.
San Beda finally got there
>>64100254
>actually believing this
hahaha
>>64100305
A soothing finish to a soothing match.
>>64100382
Made a surprisingly good amount on that game.
Night lads xx
lads, lads, lads. is there a reason you haven't got on liquid @ 2.2?
>>64100164
Yeah they've already got top spot no matter what happens and Leverkusen need the win to go through. Messi will be playing though and Enrique said Barca are still going to play to win so it looks decent value to me
>>64100415
Because I don't bet on nerd shit
>University Perpetual Help System Altas backed into a -1.5
I'll bite.
>>64100608
on because of fond memories of sums made off of betting against those greasy engineering virgins
>>64100646
Hopefully the "depleted" EAC squad will show itself.
In the meantime I'm going to dream of some qt mullato girls.
>>64100608
Although, it's started out pretty evenly. Can't help getting on this desu
>>64100706
EAC already with a yellow card, these seething hotheads clearly haven't learned their lesson, tempted to re-back
>>64100726
EAC collapse WHEN?
>>64100559
lol oh right, betting on women's philipino soccer is so cool. good thing you're not a nerd.
don't give him a (You) lads.
just don't.
>>64100898
2 more yellows for fuming engineers and a goal for altas, topping up some more
64101077
ok focklet
>>64101141
i for one welcome the sudden increase of aussies in /bet/ lately, still undecided on denmarks though, up for further review
also another chimp out and a yellow on both sides, that's 4(four) for the trailing sperglords from EAC, can't prevent myself from one or two more top ups
I AM LITERALLY OUT OF BREATH 2 REDS FOR EAC AND 2-0 FOR ALTAS AHAHAHAHA GET THESE HOTHEADS OUT OF HERE
could someone explain to me the relationship between betfair, bookies and limits?
>>64101278
Betfair is a bookie, and bookies give limits if you win too much
>>64101292
I see, I read in some site that betfair didn't limit you but it must've been old/false
>meanwhile 1 more red for each team
>betfair counted the 3rd goal for EAC
>turns out it's for atlas
literally the goat match and all the slugs are sleeping or wageslaving zzz
>>64101320
You don't get limited on the exchange
>>64098784
We did it, boys. NBA officially compromised.
10 games tomorrow
>sweating
>Waiting for those cheeky fucks at Bov put their lines out
Wizards -1.5
Hornets -0.5
Celtics -4
Raptors +7
Pistons -3.5
Timberwolves -8
Bucks +6
Jazz -3
Suns +1.5
Mavericks +0.5
>>64101338
I researched what the exchange was, thanks a lot
already up sums, going to be absolutely unchristian if there's 1-2 more preferably one from altas atleast
just IMAGINE these clueless bookies pricing o5.5 @2.52 with 5 reds, 3-1, 20 minutes to go and god knows how much additional time
need a 5th from altas like A I R for all the limited mara tenners to hit
not perfect but can't have it all i guess, glad i went large on the overs and not the altas spread though as the autismal rage of the engineers was enough to get them 2 goals
>angry brit anons are fresh out of the bed making bitter tea having slept through warriors and the filipino students
>>64101558
>large
>>64101585
roll is about 500 now, 10 percent is a large in my book
never claimed to be a big boy mate, but i have to keep withdrawing to smoke good and eat good
>>64101585
a large stake is relative, laddo
Another night where I couldn't sleep for more than an hour or so. How the fuck could the ref give that as a back pass?
Down insane on Rodyna
Notts County been deducted 12 points yet?
>tfw just picking the favourites for 3 game accys and am making profit without any knowledge of nba or nfl
>>64102107
Works p good until some team gets ref balled despite leading or some team shits the bed
Worse recent examples is getting keked by old man Kobe and refs not calling travel vs heat
Both were around 1.2 favorites too, while at home
>>64102122
I try for at least $3.00 accys so if I get 1 in 3, im profiting. But usually they are up around $4 or $5. I have put on about 10 over the past 2 days and have converted ~$150 into about $350. It is going pretty well. Only doing $20-$30 bets.
>>64102135
if youre going to do that why do it on sports you dont understand?
>>64102176
I understand the sports. I just don't really know how the teams match up. I don't keep up with their news. And it is the off season for all the good aussie sports. Plus, having teams to back with money involved makes the games far more interesting to watch. It gives me something to do while AFL and NRL aren't on. And my initial deposits are money I can live without, so as long as I don't chase my losses with more deposits, I'm golden.
>>64102189
>And it is the off season for all the good aussie sports
wew
e
w
does anyone know or have an opinion on whethere comping win and to place markets rather than ew on the horses, on the exchange is the best option? It seems you can get decent money down earlier
not trying to be edgy but do bookies offer odds for someone famous to an hero? perhaps on request, ronda and kid cudi might be +ev
Down insane on Pantery + that cunt who tipped
-
+
-
Last night in these Ukraine games owes me a grand
>>64102334
>Kid Cudi
ConfuuUUuUUUuUuuuseddd
Can you open a Pinnacle account in Canada?
would you rather:
A. be entertained watching a sport/event you love, and bet on it/make money on it.
B. watch some obscure games from an obscure league and try to find a misprice and grind out some value bets
>>64102408
a takes less effort
>>64102408
b
>>64102391
please could you answer?
>>64102408
so it's either
A. Entertainment
B. Profit
considering i have enough of A in my life to not watch and bet on gookclick on 365 i'll take B
>Juventus
For fuck sake you cunts I would have got £400
MACKERS
Pesto lads
Need a Torpedochka 3rd or I'm eating beans this week
how do I get into PGA?? Can't find Professional Gambling Advice on Facebook
its worth throwing your house on New Zealand beating Sri Lanka @ 1.55
that game is an absolute gimme. Literally free money if ever there was.
Just scored a world goal on FIFA lads. Did the messi dedication celebration, dedicating it to Uruguay anons cat.
>>64102840
send mackers a message lad
bwin reversed my withdrawal saying that I was
>requesting a withdrawal without adequate game play after your last deposit
not my fault their website is dogshit, gonna self exclude myself from there so they have no choice
reeeeeeeee
>>64102854
Bankroll on
>>64102873
Did the same to me, limited to £2 bets or so and refusing to let me withdraw
>>64102878
gonna say that im a gambling addict and that they are encouraging me to gamble
>>64102888
That's not a bright idea
>>64102854
Btw is this first test or the whole test series?
>>64102897
i-its true though
already talked to a guy on a phone and he said he will put in a request to the payment team, what could they do if i self exclude my self?
>>64102854
if i have to cancel christmas because of you, expect me to come for you
Still raging from that failed Israeli fix last night
>>64102904
just the first Test, you can bet on the whole series if you want but I never bet that far ahead in cricket because of weather etc
This Test will be an absolute walkover for NZ. it's in Dunedin so the conditions couldn't possibly be any worse for Sri Lanka. Since last year, SL have lost their GOAT batsman (Sangakkara), are missing their first choice seam bowler and their wicketkeeper got dumped from the tour the otherday for a failed drugs test.
it is Dunedin so the weather is a bit scratchy but more than enough time for NZ to win comfortably.
>>64102910
> what could they do if i self exclude my self?
They could refuse to give you the money since you didn't satisfy the terms you signed up to, and there's no obligation for them to do otherwise
That being said, they may let you withdraw if you threaten to kick up a fuss because>muh gambling addiction is a big deal right now and bookies don't really know what they're doing
If you genuinely are addicted, my advice is to leave the money in your account and walk away from it for a while or you'll lose that and more
So many unreal teamsheet bets, shaking
>>64102939
I don't think they said anything about the rules, just
>We encourage our players to make deposits with an intention to play and not to withdraw soon after.
so I hope they will just let me withdraw in peace after I put in the request
anyone having rball troubles?
zero games are being covered on it, while a lot of games are going on
Trump - Ban Muslims from US
Left - You can't ban people!
Trump - I'm coming to Britain
Left - Ban him!
>>64102985
Ah, you might be OK then
I know we always say its just numbers in a spreadsheet but the amounts I have on Arsenal to qualify is inhumane. Gonna be shaking until kickoff.
>>64103023
take it to pol
>>64103023
pls stop talking about politics
>>64103023
Literally nobody cares
>>64103023
zzz
>>64103023
Don't assume anyone cares, also don't assume people think the same childish way as you
>>64103047
hope so senpai, i presume its just counter measures against money laundering but when they see that i'm just a 19 yo student they should accept it. fingers crossed.
>>64103023
I agree with him desu, wish the scum fucked off out of here
Unhealthy amounts on Pendikspor
>Waking up to the Filipinos leaving me a nicely wrapped present.
Comfy.
Barca @ 2.4 is a genuine mainstream SPECIAL.
Pique and Iniesta are the only first team players getting rested and Leverkusen are trash
>>64103104
#based. Cheers lad.
Love to bottle half of PGA
Is Blogabet any good?
Are there certain posters that are worth a follow?
>>64103264
>>64103278
dedi and sfetips, everyone else is a slug
Rockets vs Wizards Under 214.5 is the nba bet of the night
>>64098784
Do you nigger ever actually make money off this shit?
>>64103292
atpkokkinakis is dece, hard to catch odds but better than bubblegum babys
>>64103023
People still care about what this clown has to say?
Bryant Jennings to beat Ortiz is currently as high as 3.2 which is madness, tempted to go past my usual 1% desu, asia has it down somewhat respectably but I still price it about 2.1 Jennings. This is the guy that set the blueprints for Wlads downfall imo, you have to take it, anything above 2.6 is great value.
>>64103432
Please have sex you limp-wristed penny punter
Imagine not taking that unreal Panama U20 W +4.75 line pmsl, love the part time soccerway babbys backing the - and offering up a gift. Going to be topping up on this throughout the day as more clueless mongs get involved, it should be illegal to make money this easily when there's little brown kiddies starving in Bradford.
wow, can't believe they brought it in and on that line but sporting beach +1.25 is a large stake, i'll write up in a minute but get on that before it goes
>>64103123
was a crazy game bro, like 6 or 7 reds in total
>>64103204
there shouldn't be that many rotations right? i remember enrique playing a full strength side last year when they were fighting for the 1st seed against apoel and don't really remember barca rotating in CL in the recent years
not sure if special but i'll grab the sw and a small on a -1.5 or -2.5 as well, could be ugly if they play close to full strength
>>64103581
Valencia might be worth a punt, Lyon lost a lost of players in the summer and are already out, Valencia could still qualify with a win
>>64103478
You first faget
>>64103578
Get on at 0-2?
Hey guys, any free twitter tipster with good bankers? I used to follow lewis thomas but he is dead
>>64103861
@calijahH
mackers down an absolute utter cunt on dinamo u19
>>64103955
>Dinamo Youth
>Jong Ajax
>Jong PSV
>Bolivia
Any other meme teams Mackers hypes, but always ends up DAC on?
>>64103941
I found it, but there isnt any bet related stuff
>>64104015
@T4tw
>>64103053
Yep same. BOTY imo and I've been topping up for over 2 weeks. Told my mum how much I had on and I thought it'd brought her to tears, but she wasn't crying it was just literally eye watering.
>>64103861
@leebirkwood
>>64104056
It's burk, you berk.
>>64104076
soz lee
>>64104114
@charltonbird
>>64103861
@footballacca
>>64104114
@upacunt
>>64104114
@flatanon ofc
Model's coming along nicely boys.
>>64104335
What's the ROI of your model so far?
>>64104416
0.62%
Will be trying it on some games over the next few weeks.
Will probably be terrible though.
Is Barca SW pretty much basically confirmed?
Al Arabi -1,5
>>64104426
Nader om crato
Beroe SW
Can't stop topping up on Panama, I've knocked the line down to +4.5 by myself
You might be a shrewd bettor, but that don't impress me much,
Oh oh ohhhhhh
You've got the value but have you got the touch?
Anyone looking at the Beroe line and the match rball?
Panama U20 W +4.5 best bet of the day, ends in a 1 or 2 goal win to Mexico
>>64104696
just for once, give a reason and/or a slip
please?
Gary Monk has left the building
Imagine not having a Panama punt @150
rebacked CD Aves BTTS Large
>>64104974
Would like to know Mackers reasons for this being a 'medium'... Dire bet, worth nothing more than a small at best
Down insane PGA beyond shit
>>64105114
soccerway
>tfw bet on 8 eurocup overs today, half of them based purely on the trust of another tipster's abilities
going to be a shaky evening watching the points slowly trickle like a fool
literal chinese water torture except the drops will be frequent and made of liquid heroin instead of water
every bet i touch turns to shit, down so much for this month
Avesssssss GOALOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64105155
>>64105141
>>64105122
>>64105114
WTF MAN MACKERS SURREAL
was literally about to be down so many brains, losses successfully chased
Aves just had a goal disallowed for offside (wrongly)
>utter utter
PGA?
Need Mackers screencaps like AIR
>>64105178
AWWWW FUCKEN TEARS BUDDY
welp, found out mara's autistic odds increasing saved me literally twice from betting on the panama handi before each goal thanks to their 10 second buffer followed by 0.01 odds increase
>>64105178
Think you might need to take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself if this betting jig is really for you m8
>365 actually payed out BTTS lel
Luxton aftertiming AGAIN
>>64105193
Post a pic with more talent.
Protip: it's impossible.
>>64105224
just going on live chat now to tell them of their mistake, cant have the little pga slugs getting free money.
>>64105193
>>64105180
not him, but was it actually?
I got on small, but my bet went through (365) and is settled
hope it's voided or something so I can laugh at all the fuccbois who went large on a pretty shitty bet
If mackers had quit gambling in June and got a part-time job in Aldi getting deliveries off the lorry for minimum wage, he'd have made more money than he actually has in the past 6 months,
>>64105235
He tipped Al Arabi -
Stop stealing my gimmick and getting it wrong
>>64105250
I invented the gimmick
>>64105244
Yep, was watching the stream. Guy cut it across the box and the ref gave offside. Silly because he was behind the ball..
Definitely disallowed
>>64105286
lmao, PGA caps anyone?
Tears at Danny Robinson, lost on the game too but imagine typing gibberish over and over again in delirium to later see the goal was offside pmsl
Guys....i really like betting and all but how can i get a gf? It's so lonesome even with a big roll.
>>64105304
/bet/ pulling guide when?
>>64105298
Show us. Not everyone here wants to pay £25/month for losing tips.
>>64105304
Show them your big roll
>>64105304
It's actually easy to get a gf.
Just be yourself. :)
>>64105312
>Ever doubting the Swede with big roll
Begone child.
>>64105336
lmao
what did she say?
>>64105312
>>64105343
Misread the post lid, sincerest apologies
>>64105304
didn't mackers get a fat slag with big tits?
if you make millions out of betting you can get one of those too
>>64105344
Got sent to someone else
>>64105336
send this to him
>>64105310
I can write one if you guys would like.
>>64105336
I hate bookies much more than Mackers desu
Love to bottle lux desu
>>64105336
>Thinking Mackers stakes on a bubblegum bookie
Kek.
>>64105359
I want a petite femdom gf do you have any idea how hard that is to find.
>>64105396
I know a 5'5 girl who is kinky as fuck. That's the best I can do. I will send her over she will sort you out.
>>64105359
Nah it was a skinny Thai gf that he paid for
>>64105380
Go for it lid, I'll help contribute too
>>64105396
very hard
Are Notts County in administration yet?
How much on Freiburg BTTS no lads?
[spoiler]too much[/spoiler]
>>64105336
I withdrew because I'm paranoid, post this to PGA though
>>64105336
Were you bullied at school?
>>64105442
limited to pennies on BetFred, know if it's on any other sites mate?
Need a Beroe goal like air
>>64105464
I know boyle doesnt have it. Didnt look anywhere else desu but would check BV, WH, coral, Lads. Surely one of them will have it
>>64105487
365 has the game but no BTTS
Lux winning a bet he mentioned before it had won, surreal
Ok guys sorry for the dank France handball tip yesterday but tonight i am sure there will be some value in the livebetting.
>>64105464
Betfair
>>64105441
pls stop this gimmick lid, just reminds me to never listen to tips posted here
Is there any money to be made out of betfair trades?
Mackers down for 2015, again
Kurt with something lined up later
>>64104434
HUP
>>64104453
SHIT
>>64105558
Been down again for a while hasn't he
Really is an inevitability that he loses his roll, such a bad bad gambler.
>>64105114
Mackers had a special stake on it. Yes, tipped medium but chased with a special stake. PMSL.
>>64105533
Trading in what way? But yeah there's plenty shrewdies who rely on Betfair for most things. I also know an old trip here Retards traded horses on betfair too
>get on Bayern slags
>mackers gets on too
this is going to lose isnt it
MACKERS WANTS 100K ON BAYERN HT
Bet365 took back the money for the Aves game from me, and the bets appeared back in my unsettled bets area.
Then I was able to cash out of them for full profit, so I did. I'm assuming they'll just take it back again though
>>64105442
Red card Freiburg
Reback?
>>64105744
just withdraw everything for a day or two and use a different bookie if you won a lot
>>64105757
>reback
Do you want to lose money?
>>64105771
you don't think that it'll go through? 50/50 imo
>>64105770
Won't my 365 balance just stay in a negative balance forever then?
Down well over 5k today, feel like Mackers
>>64105822
post p&l
>>64105806
They will almost certainly noticed before the funds are sent and stop the withdrawal
>>64105794
I wouldnt be rebacking or cashing out (unless they get 3 shots off in 10 min after HT)
>>64105806
Yeah if you dont fix it within 6 months they will send Ray Winstone over to your house to collect the debt.
>>64105771
took u3 as there was no btts and freiburg didnt look that good around the 20th minute, looking comfy euanski
eurocup overs pretty dece, kazan already came in and a 35-35 1st half is the worst out of the 4 being played atm
>>64105836
they let me withdraw and my balance isn't negative (yet)
I mostly use other bookies anyway so a 365 isn't worth what I won from that bet desu
>>64105866
But have you got the money yet?
>I mostly use other bookies anyway so a 365 isn't worth what I won from that bet desu
You need to take a long hard look at yourself
Down 0.8% of my roll today feel sick
>>64105866
how is it not worth it? if it's limited then you probably didn't win that much anyway and if not then it's definitely worth it, unless you bankrolled the bet and they somehow limit you as if it was a win all along
was mackewrs even on BTTS? wheres the mental breakdown caps?
Lads, lads, lads, is there a reason you haven't triggered on Liquid @ 2.2 yet?
>>64105925
how do i find that on 365 mate?
>>64105941
e-sports > dota 2
>Chasing on a Chase of a Chase
