Literally no good games tonight
First for rip in pieces smuk anok
Lady and GentleNEETs
Your 2015-2016 Stanley Cup Champions the Dallas Stars
>Hedman still not suspended
Clifford is scratched tonight, fucking NHL
RIP IN PUIS
>>64094438
I am busy now but let this be a warning that i will fuck your shit up with yulia later for posting this early and not posting any fucking news you stupid nigger faggot
>>64094093
KINGS @ BLUE JACKETS GAMETHREAD
>>64094093
>KINGS @ BLUE JACKETS GAMETHREAD
>>64094093
KINGS @ BLUE JACKETS GAMETHREAD
>>64094093
>KINGS @ BLUE JACKETS GAMETHREAD
Made an early wings vs caps thread
>>64094502
>LA vs. COL
>not a good game
>>64094438
>>64094510
LITERALLY HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO COPY AND PASTE THE NEWS IN YOU LITTLE SHIT
>didnt say general
>posting it from an iphone
>posted it early
>nothing worthwhile in the OP
>detroit washington will be a good game
>you posted a picture of a coach whos team plays tonight and you said no good games
fuck off
>>64094502
WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502
>WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502
WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502
>WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094491
It didn't seem like an intentional hit, at least not the face anyway.
>>64094538
lets kill him
>>64094521
shit OP is shit
>>64094560
yeah lets kill him
>>64094538
>this fucking mad over what goes in the OP
Autism at its finest. Check out that sweet jackets van in the pic
>>64094552
The whole side of his face and eye was red immediately. Clifford is a tough kid but he probably has some symptoms right now. This was a retaliatory hit too, response to a clean hit Clifford put on him the shift before. Cheap shit desu
>>64094571
do something about it OP
>iphone
>an entire isp in australia is banned from making threads
>cell phones are not
this is what you get
Panthers won the county vote to keep the team in Florida.
How butthurt are Qubecans right now?
>Preds/Hawks is not a good game
>>64094611
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64094504
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=791591&navid=nhl:topheads
Goodnight Sweet Prince.
>>64094611
OP has never watched a hockey game
>>64094545
>>64094502 (You) (Cross-thread)
WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502 (You) (Cross-thread)
>WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502 (You) (Cross-thread)
WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502 (You) (Cross-thread)
>WINGS @ CAPS
its lonely in here
Where my
>rags at
>thinks theres no good games
>makes a thread early
>>64094651
>rags
>>64094438
don't you hate it when you suddenly laugh and snot launches off your nostril?
>>64094690
I bet you hide unpaid debts in there too
>>64094701
that's what she said
>Flyers already losing
How does this team have fans?
>>64094438
Every edition should be torts edition tbhwy
Posting handsome teemu
Oh the New Jersey Devils are playing the Mapple Leafs tonight. The banter should be interesting. Join me?
I don't understand how >we are back to covering the difference from the Islanders and being ahead of the Penguins again.
Best moment of this season so far has been the victory against the Canadiens and their star player Descharnais. Good thread as well.
>>64094796
well what do you expect from a city with a wide working class base so broken down by the machinations of the elite that they resort to alcoholism and Rocky reruns for $5 a pair at the "Palace"?
What's their end game?
Hey I 've been reading the game preview and saw the statements by Van Rimsdick and a thought popped up in my head: with him and Kessel playing for the Leafs, are the canadian teams lacking in successes because they have more usaean players in their rosters and is the reverse the reason why usaean teams win?
>>64094898
kek minnesota out of more cups
im entirely okay with that
>>64094855
mirin that teemu
>>64094884
Let the bantz begin!
>Gamethread
>>64095038
>>64095038
>>64095038
>wongs
Vlasic or Doughty
Nurse or Subban
OEL or Hedman
Keith or McDonagh
Phanuef or Edler
Lovejoy or Stoner
Make your pairings
Vlasic - Subban
OEL - Keith
Phanuef - Lovejoy
Reminder that Carolina is only getting 57.6% attendance so far
>>64095464
sens panthers gamethread.
>>64095329
You must be really fucking stupid to pick Vlasic over Doughty
>Flyers pulling goalie
Filthadelphia on suicide watch
>>64095781
Vlasic is way better defensively than Doughty. I value shot suppression more than shot generation especially when I would have OEL, Subban and Keith to play with him.
>laffs getting the same amount of shots that devils have gotten in each of their last 2 games
what the fuck devils
>>64095933
Vlasic and doughty are pretty much the same from a shot supression standpoint
>>64095976
it's not quantity, it's quality.
George Richards Verified account
@GeorgeRichards
#FlaPanthersVote is official ... It passes 5-3 ... Team staying in South Florida for foreseeable future.
UMMMMMMM
?????????????????????????????????
>>64096258
>mad at panthers
>>64096086
Nice b8, m8
Any Canadian who watched the Olympics is laughing
Who will save them, /hoc/?
Filthy wrecked again by a goal review
>>64096258
great start to that future
>>64096358
>>64096391
>florida has 2 teams
>quebec couldn't keep 1
ayyy
>outshot 1-8 after 15 minutes
>against the yotes
Are the bloos beyond saving?
>>64094485
Gonna beat that small-market ass
>>64096495
they look fucking exhausted like their last 3 games
>>64096542
>darkies having constant chimpouts around stadium
>fanbase cant get hyped
>players worried their family and friends will be murdered in retaliation next time some white cop has to kill a thug
wonder why they have no energy
Dave tippett always looks uncomfortable. Like a fraud awaitibng to be exposed any second. I knoq he's legit but it bugs me.
>>64096542
Didn't watch their last ganmes, but this is just bad atm.
>>64096660
SHARKS @ CALGARY GAME THREAD
SHARKS @ CALGARY GAME THREAD
>>64096660
>>64096462
Based Leon
When is Hitchcock going to be fired
>>64096351
Just got back from eating supper in time to call you a retard. Look up their stats.
>>64096807
>hitchcock traded to ducks for poodreau and a zamboni tuneup
>ducks and hithcock go on to eliminate blues from playoffs in WCF
>ducks win cup
what you gonna do about it /hoc/
>>64096319
>>64096952
>non whites who dye their hair blonde
looks terrible, why do they do this?
>>64096893
CARLOS
>>64096995
I think the better question is why do those two not take turns letting me eat their assholes
>>64096787
>4-3
>>64097034
Be respectful to women.
>>64097122
if one of them was my girlfriend, they would never need toilet paper
>tfw toothache is getting worse
>tfw havent been to the dentist in 9 years
>tfw worried about what the dentist is going to find
am i already dead?
>>64097173
get ready for your jaw removal surgery
>>64097173
You fucking idiot. This is how you get root canals which are more painful and expensive than childbirth.
>>64097173
Just go dude, the dentist has changed a lot in nine years
>>64097173
I had the same fear
went to dentist ready for horror movie situations
brushed my teeth the night before and the morning I was going to the dentist
dentist doesn't even find stone
now I 'm afraid my dentist is just tryign to get back to me because I haven't been paying him for some years.
why do the florida panthers exist
i mean seriously. there is no reason. at least all the mediocre teams other than them have a decent backing or at least some sort of history. they are just shit all around.
Lads, what would a /hoc/ meetup be like? Assuming binland and grease could come.
Obviously it would be at a comfy pond.
>>64097391
Goal Flames!
memeing our way to the play offs
>>64097422
Oh yeah, and the flaming bong
>>64097391
Thought about how i could meet the yotes fan in germany for a comfy eisbären game desu
Can anyone name 1-for-1 trades that worked for both sides? Can't think of any atm
>>64097391
I would eat all the food and the chocolates
>>64097463
How long does it take to drive across Germany?
>>64097478
Would you take the sandwiches back to your home to trade for some pussy?
>>64097540
across or down? across would be like 5-6 hours
>>64097463
should've met up with me lad I probably wont be back for years
>>64097173
Go to the dentist, you retard.
True story: Had a female friend who refused to go to a dentist for months despite a worsening toothace. By the time she finally couldn't stand it, the infection had travelled down into her jaw and had spread. She had to get all her teeth pulled. Fucking dentures at 21 years old. All because she refused to get a toothache taken care of.
>>64097540
>Would you take the sandwiches back to your home to trade for some pussy?
that was cruel Nepal, I thought you were better than this.
I hope the vietkong will take you as a hostage.
who 5th line here
>>64097390
Panthers have been literally shit for like 15 years at least.
>>hurr why dont they have any fans
>>64096462
the condors at my table were convinced leon was going to get a ring somewhere and said I should have bid on a framed rookie picture of him last night
GOALS FLAMES
2-1
>>64097390
>>64097676
it is super hard to make fans in miami show up to any games at all let alone games in a suburb and games for a bad team
Bruins
>>64097700
checked
I need advice /hoc/.
Me and my friends are doing a secret santa. I'm thinking of getting my match Canucks' tickets to the game against Florida. We've set a suggested amount of $20 and of course because >we are shit this year tickets are actually pretty close to this.
My dilemma is do I get him a single ticket (staying close to the spending limit but making him go to the game alone like a loser) or do I get him two tickets (blow past the suggested amount and enter into the awkward implied "you should take me" scenario, but then he can go to the game with someone like a normal person). What do you guys think?
>>64097748
will miss the playoffs
>>64097799
dont get him any tickets in case he has plans for the match night already. Just buy a nucks snapback or something
anyone watching the stars game?
>>64097760
I want to get that throwback jersey for training desu
>>64097845
I confirmed through the organizer that he's free that night.
yfw the whalers win the diva cup
>>64097601
> implying the gurkas wouldnt rek the vietkong
> not liking the bantz
This is not the grease I was looking for
The Kings won again family
https://www.redditgifts.com/gallery/secret-santa-2015/gift/nyr-hat-and-more-come/
>rags
hoffman status
>unhassled
>>64097845
>how to murder your knees
Isles beat Philly in a shootout
Halak fucking killed it
>>64098318
>amerifats are triggers by Calisthenics
>>64097591
My teeth ain't even sore but fuck u for posting that.
>>64098438
watch the last one, her right knee literally buckles, and thats why she stops
>what I assume is Canada in charge of basic logic
>>64096258
Did they poll everyone in the stands? 8 seems a bit high
>>64097591
>wife is an ER nurse
>tfw she has seen random gum and teeth infections randomly drop people dead in their early 30s and shit
>>64097591
Happened to me. Common sense.
>>64098549
>>64098551
>mfw everytime i see that 'it's 2015 dance'
>>64098551
Reguires some serious congenital heart defect
>>64098342
After the first period, that game was atrocious.
Cappy needs to shake up the first line.
>Tikhonov comes from a team called SKA St Petersburg
>Yotes still get BTFO
welp, time for alcohol
>be scored on
>change your goalie
>challenge the goal
>win the challenge
>don't replace your goalie
>>64098813
lmao who does that?
>lmao jk I just ruined your child nfidence but the goal didn't count go back in
>>64098813
having to get it overturned it still a pretty big fug up m8, especially if you were one goal away from being pulled already
>wongs
kek
>howturd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW CAN ONE GOALER BE SO SHIT
LMFAO
>DEAD WONGS
SHIT TEAM
NIGGER FANS
SHIT CITY
SHIT FRANCHISE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DETOILET CU.CK WONGS "FANS" AFRAID TO EVEN LIVE IN THE SHIT CITY ON SUICIDE WATCH
fuck nhl 16 be a pro mode
i led the whl in points for two straight years, over 300 in my second year, won the memorial cup twice, netted shitloads of awards, didnt simulate any games. And guess what, i wasnt even fucking drafted.
probably 100 hours of playing gone to waste because of this fucking stupid shit
im so fucking mad right now
>>64098943
>playing hockey games made in hongcouer
>literally throwing money down the toilet
>floridumbs
lel can someone make slow mo webm or gif of that teuvo goal where he didn't even look at the goal?
>>64098943
>didn't simulate any games
I guess that's what you get for having autism
>>64098943
Did you set yourself as canadian? Nobody drafts canadians anymore.
>>64098907
>Washington "banter"
>Leafs are 10-5-4 in non-Bernier games this season.
Bernier: Tank Commander
>tfw you found yourself watching hawks game just to see if kane extends his point streak
>>64098905
i miss sharp ;_;
>>64099143
and all you get to see is that babyfaced finn score
it sucks, i know
>>64099164
based salomaki :DD
>>64099143
he's probably just going to get an empty net point anyways
>Phillip Di Giuseppe
>no more Crosby and dupuis
>ever
end me
Guys the kings won again...how do we stop them...I'm scared...
>>64099140
>miss out on Mathews
>get stammers instead
>>64095463
Frig off, Randy
>>64099242
>missing on american bull
>get canadian bust
i'm not sure you pick the right pic there m8
Dallas memes are about to do it again guys.
>>64099242
I'd be okay if they dropped to 6-7 desu, wouldn't mind getting a guy like Michael McLeod instead.
Went to a few Steelheads games this year and he looks really good, reminds me a lot of Mackinnon.
>>64099270
>american
isnt he a beaner?
>>64099293
Yup check out his mom
>>64099198
You realize they'd already stopped playing together right?
>DALLAS
>STARS
>>64099285
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN
>DALLAS
>GOOD
PICK ONE GUYS, PICK ONE GUYS
>getting memed on by Carolina
>>64099365
SKINNER IS BACK BABY
3 goals in 3 games woo
>dallass
lelmao
>>64099382
>meme team
>leading the league
do the other teams even try?
>Carolina
Apparently being number 1 in the league in points makes the Canes play real hockey for no reason. We had a comeback win against the Canadiens when they were #1 this weekend.
We'd be winning this shitfest if we hadn't given up 5 goals on 16 shots
THANKS FOR YOUR 50% SAVE PERCENTAGE TONIGHT WARD
Rapeman Rapeman
>>64099384
you mean JesusFaulk is carrying the whole team on his back
He did it again
Also
>dullasss
>>64099405
>regular season
the legit teams aren't even trying. Hawks and Wild are just on cruise control.
>>64099462
>league leader in powerplay goals
>it was 4-0
>>64099462
He's the only hockey player on the team
the rest are just figure skaters, babbys, or trash cans on skates.
He's got 10 (or 11 now I forget) PPG, on pace to break the single seaosn record for a defensemen.
>>64099473
>THE mild
>>64099185
>>64098549
UNDERRATED
FUCKING
POST
I hope this goes to shootout so we can watch Lack fall over like a bumbling 1970s goalie and get memed on.
Don't worry guys. Dallas PP to end the game, Canes bout to lose their loser point.
>>64099439
>Stars BTFO Hurrikeks 5-1
>Look at the score after lunch and they're tied
What is this meme?
>>64099535
confirmed
what a fcuking meme teanm DAllas holy shit
>>64099559
I've been a Canes fan for a long time my friend
>CAROLINA HURRIKEKS
GET MEMED
Kane continues to rape
How is Carolina's goaltending so fucking atrocious?
MinorityHawks BTFO
>BJ fans boo Carter the entire game
>scores to tie it up with goalie pulled
GET KEKED COLUMBUS
>>64099593
wow rude
Thank you based Halak. holy shit.
>>64099593
the NHL memes this hard IRL?
>Niemi win
>0 saves
how can one man be so based?
STARS
T
A
R
S
Can anyone stop the best team in hockey?
>>64099593
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
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>>64099593
This happens in LITERALLY every arena in the league.
>muh I just love the game even when my team isn't playing
Cities really need to stop allowing Chiraqi refugees in
>>64099587
idk man at this point we need to take Ward out and put him down Old Yeller style.
Plus as soon as Lack put on a Hurricanes uniform he can't stop a beach ball.
>>64099593
I live in phoenix and this happens at literally every single game, no matter who is playing. Always at least 20 Hawks shitheads in the stands
Please tell me that was a home game I wanna hear the Stars goal horn going on for like two weeks on that Sharp goal.
>>64099626
The Kings would literally double them up on shots and win by one. Kings in 6 games too be honest
>>64099593
>>64099641
I really don't understand why people do this? Why do I always see so many jersey's of teams not playing at hockey games?
Shittsburgh fans do this all the time
>>64099626
Why are there so many JF Sturrs bandwagoners?
>>64099593
Blackhawks insurgents taking over every arena. Are you mad?
>>64099653
It's acceptable at minor league games and nowhere else.
WEW LAD
>>64099641
phx makes more sense because of all the chicago transplants.
>>64099593
Stars interns confirmed for shitposters
>>64099593
>>64099664
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
>>64099622
>teams are literally too scared to shoot on him
>>64099593
>memeing in real life
Literally reddit: the organization
>>64099653
"Their great great grandpappy had a 30 minute layover in that city back in 1930 and he's been a lifelong fan ever since"
-Every Displaced Fan of a Big Market Team in Every Sport Ever
Who /gotawaywithone/ here?
>>64099659
>my team has the most bandwagoners and people are leaving my shitty city in droves
Why are you proud of this?
>>64099664
I remember in the offseason some kek wanted the Oilers to trade for Ward.
>>64099593
if only the tron said ">mfw"
>>64099699
>feels leaving the surface
lel I didn't make this but it was my idea back in the day
>>64099687
Dallas organization is like that kid who thinks he told a good joke and people are laughing with him but in reality they are laughing at him.
You can't spell dALLAs without allah. Is Oduya plotting something there?
Fuck you no news havin ass OP
>>64099702
>leaving in droves
Lmao you seem pretty mad to be making up lies on the internet. And more bandwagoners just means more income so they can improve the stadium so it doesn't bother me.
>>64099664
he only makes highlight reel saves and then just shits the bed the rest of the time
>>64099450
>dat retro sportsnet logo and graphic
>a night where ramo is the best finnish goalie
we have fallen my finnish friends. Luckily Rask has starting to remember what his job is.
>>64099736
>stadium
Go watch the Burrs suck shit newfag
>>64099626
Hurricanes probably could have if they had a goalie
>>64099622
my fantasy team is luvin it
>>64099752
Stadium is a well acepted word for a place where sports occur, but I get it, you're deflecting. Stay mad.
>>64099639
Dont you guys have Alex Nedeljkovic or whatever in your system?
>>64099705
>Deadmontonian who still thinks it's 2006
not surprised
>>64099699
Right here. Now if only they could actually overtake the Craps and >rags.
>>64099769
He's 19 years old.
He looks good right now in juniors, but I'm not sure how ready he is for the NHL. He missed development camp this summer due to surgery so I didn't get to see him.
I doubt we want to ruin him for a lost season anyways.
>>64099767
I thought you were told to fuck off, newcunt
>>64099807
HE KEEPS DEFLECTING. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
There are 6 teams at 80% or worse attendance, one of which having only 57%
Why in the FUCK are they even considering expansion right now?
>>64099799
Honestly Lack isn't this bad. Something weird is going on behind the scenes.
who can stop us?
Guys what if the Hurricanes put a bunch of empty seats in front of their net, would they still be shit?
>>64099816
attendance doesn't matter when you're money laundering senpai
>>64099816
The owners need new blood to feast on
>>64099810
What am I deflecting from? You know my original points were right and you proceeded to out yourself as exactly the kind of person I was talking about
>>64099727
Trump pls
>>64099745
Onkohan Rinne enää pelastettavissa.
>finnish goaltending
>poopparask
>>64099819
He just hasn't been given enough starts in a row imo
>>64099830
We'd have a better sv%
>9 point division lead in the Pacific and growing
>4-4 in the division
you can't even call the Kings division babbies
>>64099857
Sorry but you are literally wrong. Chicago still experiences population growth on an annual basis. Next time you're mad at success have some facts prepared at least. Chicago is a large city and it isn't weird at all that many people do move away at retirement age, and Phoenix is a popular destination for such people.
>>64099816
I agree, but at the same time what kind of clown league has 16 teams in one conference and 14 in the other?
The NHL is a joke tbqh
>>64099819
>>64099819
You guys should give him a conditioning stint.
Bernier went down and pitched 2 shutouts already, I think he's getting his confidence back.
>>64099916
Baseball until just recently
>>64099903
honestly that shows how bad they are, they can't even beat Pacific teams and wouldn't be in first in any other division
>>64099928
I agree I think the mental aspect is key. Either let him have 4-5 games in a row at the NHL level or send him to be our AHL Goalie and bring up whatever shitter we have there.
Just get him some ice time
>Kane extending streak with the net empty again
This is getting stupid, it's just like the Detroit sellout streak.
>>64099946
Loophole Lou avoided putting him on waivers by getting the NHL to believe he needed Conditioning. I still don't know what injury they claimed he had.
>>64099940
They have dominated everyone else, this only shows that they play down to their competition
>>64099959
I am getting so tired of hearing about that.
>>64099913
i'm pretty drunk but this guy was shitting on your for using the word "stadium" in the context of where hockey games take place, right? so yeah i'm on your side. a lot of autism on here, it's on us to publicly shame them, the least that we can do.
>>64099959
Why? Gretzky's streaks had empty betters too, why do you care now?
>>64099913
You forget that the warm weather areas were also sold as places cold weather fans could go to games at during the winter months when they vacation.
Also, >>64099593
I know the Chick is wearing a Toews sweater but maybe the dude is wearing a Sharp sweater. He was on the team for a long long time after all.
What happened to that Sharks trip who had that "NORTH--" something trip I forget, it was in all caps
>>64099986
NorCal killed himself after we found out he was a brony
>>64099968
Yeah wait til he takes a hit and have him fake an injury, miss a couple practices, then send him to the AHL for conditioning.
