MIA: Continue to pursue a ridiculous package for Fernandez
STL: Acquire Gyorko from SD
ATL: Miller could have several suitors, ARI + CHC may be out though
COL: Acquire Motte + Qualls
KC: Zobrist may have been offered 4yr/80mil from mystery team
FIRST FOR PEEING IN A DAMAGED GIRL'S HAIR AND BRAGGING ABOUT IN ON 4CHAN WITH YOUR TRIP ON BUT NOT YOUR NAME
Daily reminder the Philadelphia Phillies lost to a Division II college team
>>64085734
None of you are funny. This is a person's life not a game.
>>64085744
Wait what?
>>64085734
5TH FOR THIS
>>64085755
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25086549/phillies-lose-to-division-ii-college-team
>>64085760
7TH FOR DADDY GRIENKE FUCKED UP
JUST
>>64085781
PEE
Royals
Blue Jays
Orioles - WC
Rays
Yankees
Red Sox
Royals
Indians
Twins
Tigers
White Sox
Rangers
Astros - WC
Angels
Mariners
A's
Mets
Nationals
Marlins
Braves
Phillies
Cubs
Pirates - WC
Cardinals
Brewers
Reds
Dodgers
Giants - WC
Diamondbacks
Padres
Rockies
>>64085706
>STL: Acquire Gyorko from SD
This doesn't seem like a good trade an the Padres part tbqhf
>>64085754
>daddy greinke
>person
>>64085906
It's an ebin new meme m8. Fresh from /mlb/
>>64085808
>Pirates - WC
Their starting rotation still consists of Jeff Locke and Charlie Morton, and they refuse to spend any money. Their farm system is getting weaker and weaker. Taillon is a bust. Glasnow isn't Giolito. I like the Gnats over the Pirates tbqh.
I'm still lmoa'ing at everything in the last thread. I love you guys
>>64085779
>>64085760
Guess you could say Daddy Grienke and the girls he fucks share something in common.
Both have daddy issues.
Is Bob Nightengale the Daddy Greinke of the winter meetings?
>>64085925
HAIR
***OFFICIAL winter meetings 2015 playlist***
bruce springsteen - jack of all trades
gucci mane - my 745 (off of The Stove is Still Hot)
bing crosby - winter wonderland
rihanna - bitch better have my money
best coast - our deal
fleetwood mac - rumors (the whole album)
>bye week
>>64085779
>>64085760
>>64085981
HOL UP
>Daddy Greinke
>Daddy issues
>Daddy - Daddy
>Greinke - issues
>Greinke is a known autist, he has "issues"
I think there's something more to what we're seeing...
>>64085808
Astros are winning the division m8.
>>64086038
>that filename
FUCK THE YANKEES
>>64086022
>have been a baseball fan since I was a little kid.
sure you have.
Although we may be fans of different teams, it is truly wonderful how we all join our streams to all piss on Daddy Greinke
I love you /mlb/
>>64086152
>this mad
>on a Vietnamese finger painting site
>>64086156
Crossing the streams was the only way to defeat Zuul, but DG's ghost is a next-level tenacious faggot. We might need the Statue of Liberty for this one.
>>64086156
>pissing on DG
Careful, he probably enjoys that
>>64085808
Orioles are a guaranteed basement team bruh
>>64086234
Nice
>mfw DG has become a living meme
>mfw the only moves the Tardinals will make is Gyorko and some sub par back of the rotation pitcher
>mfw they will probably still make the playoffs but still refuse to spend the big money they bring in year after year
>mfw I have no face
>>64086318
They're gonna sign Upton
>>64086291
I bet it's DGs life dream to piss in his idols hair
yamada to the bankees when?
>>64086338
I would be okay with this, but would obviously prefer Heyward because of defense and his age.
>>64086338
That is beyond retarded, if they don't sign Heyward they'll stick piscotty there and sign Davis
>be president of the marlins
>trade away best player for prospects
>best prospect becomes star
>say we are looking to build a contender that will compete year in and year out
>bitch about money
>rinse and repeat
>>64086981
Move the Rays to Miami
Move the Marlels to Montreal
everything is fixed
>>64087039
Marlins have still won the most titles in the NL East since 97. That's astounding to me.
>>64087039
and send loria and his flunkie samson to siberia
>>64087094
Only because their hurdles were a Cleveland sports team and the Cursed Cusb
Doesn't get any luckier than that
I will give them credit for beating the Yankees in six games in 2003 though, that was pretty impressive.
havent been following baseball for a few years. how will the Detroit Tigers be next year?
>>64086438
Is he good
>>64087180
Most likely around .500.
Cabrera and J.D. Martinez are both great hitters. Verlander is possibly rebounding. They just signed Jordan Zimmermann. All that being said, the Twins and Indians are both younger and more dynamic. The Tigers could have a good rotation, although that isn't guaranteed by any stretch. They'll likely finish in either 3rd or 4th place, 2nd at best.
>>64085781
made a bet with my pops that the dodgers would win under 90 games next season.
we tanking for draft picks now
>>64086981
It makes absolutely no sense for marlins to trade Fernandez.
>>64086438
Who doesn't love Aoki?
>>64087179
god this post would only be said in 4chan. mlb is full of fucking lucky world series runs.
>>64087404
thats why loria is doing it.
>>64087179
You'd think the Braves at least would have won another but they ran into the 96 and 99 Yankees.
Also the Yankees not having shit for pitching other than Clemens hurt in 03 and killed them in 04 by having literally who.
>>64087180
No matter what, you can always guarantee that the bullpen will be god awful.
>no Tom Wilhelmsen
>no Carson Smith
>no Mark Lowe
>no Joe Beimel
>a broken Furbush
>Rob Rasmussen
JUST
>>64087472
>Yankees not having shit for pitching hurt in 03
Are you kidding me? Clemens, Wells, Mussina, and Pettitte were all great during that World Series. And other than Jeff Weaver, the bullpen did well too. The Yankees' offense is what hurt them
>>64087472
03 the yankees had good pitching
>An entire thread of shitting on the doyers and DG getting BTFO
>This after he spend the first few dozen posts pepe spamming
Was the last /mlb/ the GOAT?
>>64088157
>>64087977
And lost
ACES
C
E
S
>>64088281
Timing is everything. No way it would've been as good if GreinkeBowl wasn't this weekend
>>64088292
please refer to my last comment about the offense
>>64088709
>>64088281
Then, in the middle of all the shitting on DG he forgets to take his trip off and admits he likes women with daddy issues, tumblr, and pissing on them.
It's like the stars just aligned against DG.
>>64088884
Not gonna lie. Im a bit jelly at not having a crazy tumblrina to fuck and pee on while she calls me daddy.
2013: Mets sign Granderson to 4 year deal
2014: Mets sign Cuddyer to 2 year deal
A Zobrist deal would be very in line with what this front office likes to do. Seems like a logical fit-veteran, smart hitter. Hopefully Zobrist works like the Grandy deal did, and less like the Cuddyer one.
>>64088997
Would be a great pick up fammm
Aces
>>64088884
>forgets to take off his trip
How does anyone fuck up that badly? How do you remove your name but forget the trip?
>>64088948
Mexico, rule #1 is don't stick your dick in crazy. Sticking your dick in crazy is how you end up getting a dodgers fan pregnant.
Which is coincidentally how DG managed to be born.
>>64089169
Daddy has been drinking heavily since the Greinke signing, it's understandable tex
>>64089228
True, the poor guy's life just isn't a game
How long until DG is the next lexplorer?
>>64089317
it'll take time
dg really only became a full-fledged meme during the nlds this year
we have no idea what kind of shenanigans he is truly capable of
>>64089201
>Mexico, rule #1 is don't stick your dick in crazy. Sticking your dick in crazy is how you end up getting a dodgers fan pregnant.
Please, there's nothing more crazy than people from SF, they make people from LA look conservative
![32931c10e0457df0d5bf942c14245c1d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Knx2Xyn.jpg "32931c10e0457df0d5bf942c14245c1d[1].jpg")
>Since 1960, just 8 2B age 35 or older have had a 4+ WAR season http://bbref.com/pi/shareit/udDL1
Please, Mets, don't overspend on Zobrist. That's what we have Herrera for.
>>64089317
>>64089394
You really think he'd autism to "post drivers license" levels?
...what a time to be alive
>>64088281
>>64089504
It's not really an overspend for the Mets. It's not going beyond what they've been doing in previous years. Odds are, Zobrist will be worth. He really isn't a high-risk signing. Even if he is more around the ~100-105 wRC+ it's not gonna destroy the team or anything. I'm fine with the move.
>>64089700
4 years at $80M for a 34 year old would be too much IMO. But maybe they can try Herrera at SS and it can all work out.
>wRC+
Why doesn't everyone uniformly use OPS+?
>>64088418
>chen pitching in yankee stadium
lel
dingers everywhere
>>64089813
>4 years at $80M
this has been debunked, don't worry
it's likely closer to the grandy contract
was it chapman or puig who got pulled over for week less driving
>>64091191
yes. they are niggers
http://strawpoll.me/6215423
>>64091717
I would never be able to speak to or see her again.
>Angels talking Justin Upton
>Talking about trading Wilson, Santiago or Shoemaker
Outside of trading Wilson all these deals are shit
Will the Orioles try trading Britton or maybe Uball4do?
Who /pisshair/ here?
>yfw DG is Heron
>>64091717
I'd leave.
>>64092517
>tfw I'm the guy he's responding to in those posts
DG is living my dream to be honest
>>64089813
>why doesn't everyone uniformly use OPS+
Because wRC+ is better?
>>64089442
I know senpai. But still, I got a thing for crazy.
How badly will the Jays regress next year? I think they lose in the Wildcard or blow up the team for prospects by July.
>>64092945
They'll go full Orioles.
Act complacent, not really sign anyone and then go OH SHIT by May.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST THREAD
>>64092945
I don't see much reason for a dramatic regression. The individual performances were all in expected territory, except for maybe Estrada and Pillar or something. Losing Price is the real blow, but should be somewhat offset by a full season of Stroman.
>>64093009
Go to the archives m8. You would just be cheating yourself if you didn't get to experience it.
DAILY
REMINDER
THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE *******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR TO MAKE ANY FREE AGENT SIGNINGS THIS YEAR
*******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR
THE NEW YORK YANKEES LEGITIMATELY CANNOT AFFORD TO SIGN ANY FREE AGENTS
>>64093098
I trust Rosenthal more than MLBTR.
>>64089813
Because wOBA is a better statistic than OPS
Wait wait wait
Are there newfags on here that actually BELIEVED that story?
Are you guys serious? Have you only been on 4chan for a few months or something?
>>64086072
Why are you posting my waifu
>>64093149
Exactly. None of it was funny. This is a person's life not a game.
>>64093098
The stove is confusing sometimes
>>64093149
I havent seen this much damage control since Daddy Greinke tried to delete his posts.
C O N T R O L
>>64093188
What damage is there to control? Nothing about that story was true. I've been on 4chan for nearly a decade and I know a troll story when I see one. Sure it's funny cause it's DG and he went sperglord but that whole story was completely made up and it's not hard to tell.
>>64093219
Are you peeing on her hair while writing this DG?
C O N T R O L
O
N
T
R
O
L
>>64093219
>>64093245
>Knowing when a story is made up means I'm DG
Oh goy
What if Daddy Cucc never shows his face here again? Will /mlb/ die
>>64093165
I know you're probably talking about Brie, but Abby Elliot was my first major celebrity crush. I would tune in to SNL solely just for her in high school. Makes me happy whenever anons post that image.
>that opening credit intro where she tousles her hair and eye fucks the camera
>>64093282
>talking about brie
Brie is the ugliest person in that photo. Mine is in the middle
>>64093273
I think DG is...
dare I say it?
pissed off
STOVE
T
O
V
E
>>64093315
Gotta hand it to him. If he made people actually believe that story then that would make him the greatest troll in /mlb/ history
>>64093334
FAKE
A
K
E
FUCK OFF
>>64093360
Nope its real m8
https://twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/674360119262515201
>>64093342
>implying anyone actually gives a shit whether it's true or not and because it comes from DG and paints him in a hilariously depressing light it isn't instantly true in /mlb/'s eyes
The man while drunk accidentally forgot to take off the trip part of his name when trying to post a story anonymously and proceeded to talk more about it without a trip thinking he'd get away with it. It's obvious he didn't want the story linked to his DG trip, and now it will forever be.
>>64093334
I would not be mad about this, depending on what we send back. Didi + Starlin in SS/2B would be too good.
The Cubs are without a 2B since they traded Javy Baez. So I guess Refsnyder would be in the package.
What else could they be interested in?
buuuut Theo, I don't want Zobrist!
Also, keep Castro
When are the Mets gonna stop being small market babbies?
Hello! Big markets! Yes, please FUCK!!! OFF!!!
>>64093396
>since they traded Javy Baez
>
How crazy are the Winter Meetings parties? Do you think a GM has ever woken up hungover the next morning, only to find out he made a horrible franchise-altering trade that he can't remember?
>>64093396
>The Cubs are without a 2B since they traded Javy Baez.
but they didn't trade baez you retard
>>64093245
That's not even me you retards.
I don't know how you guys think I can be roasted over having been with a girl with daddy issues lol
Oh and any posts with the jkem trip aren't real that trip is dead you can all have it.
#goat22
>>64093393
Sounds like a good troll to me. To him it validates that you guys know exactly what his trip is when not fully there and that you guys are talking about.
I bet he is smiling somewhere knowing that he has cemented himself in everyone's minds as the most popular /mlb/ trip
>>64093342
DG is a false flag.
He never posted in gamethreads, only generals.
Unless they played, surprise, the jints.
>>64093416
I still think the Mets are going to end up with one of the big outfielders, let the cusb have zobrist
>>64093442
Due to contrary belief, there is such a thing as a bad pussy to fuck.
>>64093436
>>64093440
What? I was sure they did. Was there a trade for Shelby Miller that died, or was I literally dreaming about a hot stove?
>>64086036
Throw in we didn't start the fire and you have a great playlist mate.
>>64093442
shut up and tell us more about daddy issues girl you fag
do you guys think daddy greinke was ever penetrated by his daddy?
>>64093513
This tbqh Oswaldo
>>64093527
You are gross for having fantasies like that
>>64093165
Yankees fans always post waifus desu
>>64093168
kek
>Greinke signs with D Bags
>Posts story about pissing on people
Can the week get any worse for DG?
>>64093536
Exactly.
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64093554
So Tiki's a Yankees fan now?
kek
>>64093566
Your meme isn't funny either
>>64093577
That's not Anna Kendrick m8
>>64093577
Fuck off brie is not my waifu she has a shitty personality
>>64093587
sorry, all short kikes look alike
>>64093565
>has fetish for women with daddy issues and piss
>trip is daddy greinke
>daddy greinke's daddy probably pissed on him and fingered his vagina when he was younger
it all makes sense
>>64093623
AK isn't Jewish, retard.
>>64093623
short kikes are better than lanklets desu
Why does /sp/ obsess over tripfags so much? It's also shit how the same 10 general threads are always on page 0.
>>64093692
daddy isn't just any regular tripfag
>tfw ur team is the Padres and they'll never win a World Series
>tfw ur dad bought u and him game 5 World Series tickets in 1998 but they couldn't even win one game
Oh boy oh boy
>Starling Castro potentially traded to Yankees
I thought they weren't taking on any money. Not saying I'm not happy with it depending who they give up but this is confusing. If they give up Bird or Severino, this is a terrible trade.
>>64093692
/mlb/ only obsesses over DG, and I feel like that's pretty justifiable
>>64093674
Ugh what a fucking SLUT
>>64093692
>using pages
>>64093692
Daddy Greinke is like no other tripfag ever seen since Lexplorer.
>>64093708
It's likely that Gardner is going to be the one to go. They need a CF, and the rumors of this trade happening have already been around for a couple of weeks.
>>64093703
>u
>ur
>>>/facebook/
>>64093735
The same 10 threads are always at the top of the catalog
>>64093674
That was quite lewd
>>64093692
What's better, having it like the /nfl/ where every tripfag has a personal defender and all their opinions are valid and discussed in said thread giving them the needed inclusion and attention they so desire or making sure your tripfags aren't horrible disgusting people by btfoing them the second they get out of line like DG?
>>64093738
They just said on MLB network that Gardner is not involved in the talks
>>64093759
What's better is if you stopped giving them attention by replying to obvious b8 so they'd disappear completely.
>>64093745
What's up u meme loving fuck
>>64093746
That won't change until we get /spg/ but instead of using the hiro Q&A for anything useful we got rid of WWE simply to fuck with them in true /sp/ fashion.
Honestly /sp/ should be for gamethreads and random sports thread, and make /spg/ for all the big stuff.
>>64093770
Well if that's the case, I'm worried that Miller will be gone. His name has been brought up a lot
>>64093703
Hey there. You are now thinking of 2010 game 162 and Jonathan Sanchez hitting a triple off Mat Latos.
There would be no game 163.
Have a nice day.
>>64093759
The only trips with defenders in /nfl/ are Sean and BB and that's because they take their names off and put on different ones and defend themselves.
>>64093776
>Wanting memeke to disappear
It's too fun roasting him. It unites all of us.
https://youtu.be/gBksZWxcbT8
https://youtu.be/gBksZWxcbT8
https://youtu.be/gBksZWxcbT8
Friendly reminder
>>64093792
I don't think they would do Miller for just Starlin. Then again, I'm not Cashman.
>>64093786
no, /wwe/ deserved to get BTFO
>>64093792
It would suck losing Miller. But my confidence in Lindgren is very high.
>tfw playing MLB 2k12 with updated rosters
>tfw my team sucks
>tfw get a grandslam and get us up 2 runs in the 8th
>tfw my team still throws away the win despite my grandslam
Why do I even try?
>>64093759
>giving the trifags what they want
fuck off fag
>>64093816
haha yeah my dude you are total pwning that noob!!! lol! upload these epic for the win screencaps to deadspin!! lolz!
stop giving them attention
>>64093816
This is true. /mlb/ was a snoozefest after Los Doyers got a first round exit and we couldn't shit directly on DG.
>>64093847
>>64093832
I don't think Cashman would deal Miller unless another piece was added. 2B isn't THAT much of a priority right now to where we sacrifice our biggest bullpen piece. With that said, I probably just jinxed it and we can kiss Miller and Betances good bye.
>>64093882
Wow, somebody get this hothead out of here
Dipoto you're going to kill him! His arm will fall right off
>tfw all of your favorite team's fans disappear and take tripfags with them
thanks SF
>>64093903
No way both are gone dude.
>>64093903
>And Betances
>>64093904
lmao ur a big guy ahahaha
>>64093882
Okay, Memeke,.
>NESN brought Guerin Austin to the winter meetings
>>64093979
>>64093827
THANK YOU BASED POTATO MAN
Who /keepcastro/ here?
>>64094041
I'm hesitant on who the Yankees are giving up so I am as well
>Reminder:
The Los Angeles Doyers of Doy Angeles could not defeat the New York Mest in a 5 game series with Clayton Kershaw and Zack Greinke pitching FOUR of the FIVE games. Unbelievable!
>>64094076
>>64094076
>Reminder
Neither the Dodgers nor the Giants could hold on to their city against the New York Yankees, a team that came years after them.
>DG bullied out of posting in his favorite general
jstbqhwymf you shouldn't be joking about someones life here. This is probably the only place keeping him alive and we've turned on him. Next thing you know you'll hear that a man wearing a #21 Grienke dodgers Jersey has shot off 6 rounds at a passerby women missing all of them before shooting himself in the head.
>>64094132
Stop being obsessed about him please. Just stop bringing his name up
>>64094147
Daddy Grienke.
>>64094147
Fuck off and let us meme
>>64094147
Father Memeke
>>64094147
Griddy Grankei
>>64094147
Diddadoddud Grimgrats
IM STILL WAITING FOR MORE ON THIS DADDY ISSUES GIRL MR. "NOT DADDY GREINKE"
>>64094147
Padre Stinky
>>64094261
This, post images of you pissing on her. We know you have them. any man would take pics or shoot a video of doing that.
>>64094076
>Los Doyers del Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula
>>64094106
>Yankee shitposting against Giants and Dodgers
What are you, 80 years old?
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 4m4 minutes ago
>Source: Zobrist choosing between #Mets and #Cubs. Comparable offers. Only question is which team he wants to join. #Nationals on periphery.
How meme.
>>64094155
>>64094162
>>64094185
>>64094219
>>64094241
>>64094287
Just admit you think Daddy Grienke is the most influential trip on /mlb/ already
>>64094309
Babby Cranky
>>64094147
>the samefag replying to this
please, just do us all a favor and kill yourself
>>64094296
I don't even want him, old, expensive, and 2B/Corner Outfield isn't a need
>>64094321
Dazzle Junkie
>>64094321
fafa flunky
>>64094295
how could you not shitpost against memekie's own and muh even year "dynasty" liberal keks?
>>64094309
>>64094321
Mamie Heemke
>>64094346
It's just you falling for b8, m8
>>64094296
he'll go to cubs and play for maddon again, i bet.
>>64094321
Doodie Groupie
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8CxyQx4zE
>>64094296
So they're potentially trading Castro to make room for Zobrist. That's a bad trade off depending on what they get for Castro.
>>64094106
>mexico talking about not being able to hold on to a city
oh the ironing
>>64094321
Damnation Gregory
>>64094376
I'm guessing it'll be Lindgren going to Chicago
Reminder that Kris Bryant filed a grievance suit against the Cubs because they're a scummy, pathetic organization that prevented him from playing for like a week at the beginning of the season because they wouldn't call him up.
I don't think this semen slurping general is for me anymore lads
>>64094389
>new trip
tell us about a fucked up sexual encounter, its a rule you know
>>64094407
no.. my secret waifu!
>>64094407
Gardner + Lindgren?
>>64094416
Damn shame, /mlb/ is usually great about trips and ignoring them.
They even effectively ignored Heron, and he wasn't easy to ignore.
No idea why they're giving this DG fella so much attention.
>>64094414
Did he really? Because that happens to a ton of prospects. You can't blame the Cubs at all for using a common business practice.
>tfw no fun cuban junkballer anymore
>>64094364
That's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVRs4EkcgEY
>>64094419
>Anze the Giant
>new trip
>thinking he's DG
welcome to 4chan
>>64094441
He didn't, the player's union did
>>64094407
Lindgren could be one of the guys. They need a CF too but everyone saying Gardner is probably no in the potential deal. Maybe Slade Heathcott and another arm?
>>64094454
sorry if i insulted your tripfu, i dont normally notice trips, unless they become really fucked up
>>64094462
im so scared of watching Slade go and stay healthy
>>64094454
except DG was literally Anze all along
>>64094419
>new trip
>>64094461
>>64094441
>implying it wasn't directly him
The union is basically the driving force and acts as his medium though.
The MLBPA isn't like other Player Unions; they're actually smart.
>>64094479
>i dont normally notice trips
You've been talking about a trip practically non stop in this thread
>>64094508
literally the next sentence brah
also, im not the only mexican in /mlb/
>>64094505
i have no idea who you are
>>64094479
Imagine if he could stay healthy. He would be a hell of a player. Guy plays too hard on the field though.
>>64094483
i wish that guy is hella popular right now
>>64094483
Kidze the Darndest Thinke
>>64093452
so i guess dg is the character and the sad sad pisshair guy is the real man
>>64094566
Makes me want to trip up and bait my way to the top
>>64094586
do you have any kinky story with a mentally ill young girl?
This thread is SHIT. next person to use the word "trip" is getting pissed on
>>64094603
Nothing like pissing on one
>Cubs
Don't sign Zobrist pls. Don't trade Starlin pls.
>Mariners
DIPOTO
KEEPS
DOIN
SHEET
>>64094637
It's either Starlin or Baez senpai
>>64094414
I didn't know Scott Boras posted on /sp/.
Go fuck off.
