Wolfsburg: Benaglio, Dante, Naldo, Rodriguez, Vieirinha, Draxler, Träsch, Schürrle, Guilavogui, Arnold, Kruse
Subs: Casteels, Schäfer, Klose, Jung, Caligiuri, Bendtner, Dost
Man Utd: De Gea, Varela, Smalling, Blind, Darmian, Fellaini, Schweinsteiger, Lingard, Mata, Memphis, Martial
Subs: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, McNair, Carrick, Pereira, Young, Powell
First for Carlow.
2nd for /a/
Watch Memphis play in the hole ahead of Mata
what times it on lads
Has bastian ever played in the europa league?
>>64085394
Watch >Carrick and Young on for Mata and Martial.
manchester are you really a girl
>>64085401
yes
>>64085400
in 1 hour
2:0 Wolfsburg.
>>64085400
Is that even a legit question anymore ? 7.45 mate
>>64085400
Bt sport
>>64085401
>>64085408
or wait, was it still the UEFA cup back then?
>>64085408
The old Manchester/RyanScholes trip was, this Moyelz guy is no.
>>64085426
uefa cup
reached 1/4 finals, lost against zenit
>Jung, and Dost are subs
I know it's not even halftime.. Etc.
M E M P H I S
>>64085420
pretty tired today mate brains not thinking straight, just wanna get cozy and watch footie
>Leave Manshit United to me
>>64085465
Grizzlies
an early utd goal will be nice
you know instead of leaving it until the 60th minute to start doing anything
who the fuck is varela
tfw manure lose
>>64085488
Diego Godin 2.0
Just made some vegetarian moussaka for dinner m8s. 8/10 desu. What are you eating tonight, /sp/?
>>64085485
A goal at any point during the match would be nice.
>>64085488
moyes' first utd signing
went on loan to madrids B team, this is his first ever utd start (just made his first ever utd appearance last weekend too)
dubs and mancs get knocked out
>>64085488
Uruguayan big boy right back. Like a white Paul Parker.
>tfw you love bastian
>tfw you hate united
what do lads
>>64085370
>Varela
Looked good at the weekend but this isn't a game to just throw a youth player on desu
>>64085506
that's jose gimenez
>>64085525
Root for him to score 3 goals but United lose.
>>64085525
bastian scores but utd go out anyway
>>64085488
The scapegoat
>>64085507
Gonna roast some chicken fillets and veg
>>64085465
The last match I finally saw a glimpse of the old Memphis again. Let's hope he's back.
>>64085507
Dipping bread in a baked Camembert, followed by a hotdog.
>>64085470
I'm comfy already, just need kick off now!
who's ready for another night of
PHILOSOPHY
>>64085370
ellie! :3
Kant
Plato
Nietzsche
Marx
Descartes
van Gaal
how do you rank these philosophers?
>>64085555
checked desu
>>64085555
checked
>>64085555
>domestic violence catalyst
>a christmas gift
I can't handle all of these
>possible scenarios
>>64085555
Are your hands big or is that can small?
>>64085571
van Gaal
Kant/Plato
Descartes
Nietzsche
Marx
>yfw nick powell comes on and scores the winner
>>64085571
Van Gaal -> Plato -> Descartes -> Nietzsche -> Kant -> Marx
>>64085571
1. van Gaal
2. Plato
3. Nietzsche
4. Marx
5. Kant
6. Descartes
>>64085571
Marx is a good Left Wing. Descartes is best Midfielder (Metodista) setting the pace at whole team. Plato is a false-whatever in the box.
>>64085609
he's an absolute qt
would ravage his arsehole to be honest
>>64085555
Oldfag detected. You 50 or something?
>>64085555
Checking my own quads desu. Checked
>>64085582
Wife beater is good desu
>>64085595
It's a 440ml can, think the picture is deceiving
Looking forward to going to the semis in the EL 2bh.
>>64085571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2gJamguN04
>>64085602
>>64085615
>hating Karl "the most influential philosopher of the XIX and XX centuries" Marx
>>64085609
>>64085636
Apparently he's a massive cunt
>>64085602
Kant
Descartes
Nietzsche
Marx
van Gaal
Plato because fuck Plato
>>64085571
> you'll never see Beckenbauer score against Socrates
>>64085386
>implying it exists
>>64085651
>>64085651
All white philosophy is shit. The Buddha surpassed them 2.500 years ago.
>>64085642
Van Gaal would ref this match to a 0-0 draw.
>>64085651
The whole western philosophy is based on Plato's theories fäm
>>64085639
23? Not that old
>>64085630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8
>>64085643
falklands
>>64085665
>weebs
>>64085671
Is that the only argument Brits have to debate me? It's getting boring
>>64085651
plato is central to western phil you mug
Memphis will win this,,please.
Martial will score 2 tonight and people will call him the best striker in the PL again.
United wins 3-1. Just got word it's been fixed
>>64085646
pissed the last 3 years of his career away, shouldve stayed at crewe or made a more gradual progression
>>64085683
falklands
funny how shit united are
>>64085498
Literally can't wait
>>64085695
I mean a massive cunt as in he's a really shitty person
>>64085683
Falklands
>>64085703
depressing tbqh pham
5-1 to the GGMU
Also Casteels is memetier
>>64085571
>no Karl Pilkington
>have to win
>actually attempt to score goals
>lose 3-0
this is going to be glorious
>tfw Wolfsburg and PSV wins
>>64085667
Socrates>>Plato>>>>>>>>>Aristotlel
imagine spending 200 million an saying this
>>64085683
Falklands
>>64085768
and then later on coming out and saying this
>>64085768
>>64085778
mad
man
Is she, dare I say it, the greatest philosopher of all time?
>>64085794
>>64085778
>>64085768
imagine being so mad you have these images saved on your computer
>>64085768
>>64085778
What a fucking clown.
fuck it, next home game i'm gonna throw a copy of Plato's Republic at van Gaal's head. sick of this bullshit.
2 Wolfsburg - Manu 1
>>64085805
not mad, laughing (at lvg and united fans)
>>64085768
>>64085778
He's saying they can get to the final but not win it which is fair enough desu
>>64085767
You can't be more wrong
Aristotles theories were way more complex and real than Plato's
Socrates was just a fiction character created by Plato to tell his dumb ideas about something no one cares about
The best Greek one was Democritus
>>64085805
>get mocked for having a retarded manager
>lol u mad
Grow up.
>>64085833
so yes, you're mad
Inselaffen.
>>64085833
you wont be laughing when we win the league farm
>>64085846
at least you admit you're mad
also your manager literally thinks leicester can win the league
>>64085804
>woman
>intelligent
>capable of higher thought
pick one
That quote has no deeper truth in it whatsoever. She is talking about plebian concepts such as countries ffs. A philosopher, necessarily, deals with noumena, not phenomena like that stupid woman is doing. Git gud.
>>64085857
you don't think leicester can win it?
you're mad as fuck senpai
>>64085844
That sounds like argumentation. We don't take too kindly to philosophy around here, boy.
>>64085555
>not drinking pint cans
Lightweight detected
>>64085498
>>64085712
pls no jinxing, van laal losing is literally the best thing that can happen in my life right now
Schürrle????????????????????????????????????
WTF??????????
>>64085869
Why does everyone hate the big bad alpha male so much? Stay beta, Croatia.
>>64085869
what's wrong mate
>>64085841
Socrates did exist as an historical figure you know, regardless of how much shit Plato might have invented about him.
inb4 mega choke from Wolfsburg just like against Napoli last year
>>64085884
>Aloysius Paulus Maria
>alpha
dubs and United win
>>64085804
You're not on /lit/ m8, people here don't know that what you're saying is utterly retarded, so they won't get triggered
>>64085923
Singles and Utd. will not just win, but #rek them.
>>64085921
Hmmm
lets marvin gaye and get shot
Trips and united will lose 4-0
>>64085935
Trips and I get to start my own basement family and live comfy.
1-1
>>64085954
Trips and I win my accumulator
>>64085928
Nah, it's just that people here aren't as easily baited as the cretins on /lit/.
>>64085954
>>64085970
>tfw not
Sorry these are trips
last two digits confirm score
>>64085954
trips and i get a gf
>>64085985
>13 goals
>van laal
>>64085921
tfw there is a place in germany that removed all the road signs as an experiment and saw decrease in traffic accidents.
it's a tiny place, but still
We're all failure's la
>>64085915
>Aloysius Paulus Maria
Al P A
>>64085999
(You)
TRIPS FOR WOLFSBURG
h-here we go, r-right lads?
>>64085999
:^)
>>64085999
>>64085980
>>64085952
>tfw these we're all my posts
oh come the fuck on
Fellaini winner, check em
Dubs for Schürrle waking from coma and scoring a goal.
>>64086032
Shirley you can't be serious.
Anyone have a good stream? I'm to poor for Sky.
eindhoven will choke r-right
dubs and ellie posts face
>Subs: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, McNair, Carrick, Pereira, Young, Powell
How has it come to this? Embarrassing. And it's not like the starting XI is strong either.
Lets get some muscular, thought provoking opinions up in this bitch.
Manchester United are NOT a title challenging club anymore, those days have literally gone with Fergie.
Just like Liverpool before, it is now United's turn to fade into upper mid-table mediocrity, all while continually telling everyone "next year is ours la".
They may win a milk cup or something irrelevant in the next decade but by then it will literally be billions spent - not on world class players either mind you (snubbed, kek), it will be billions on memeplayers to grind out 1-0 wins and play hoofball.
Let us all now refer to Manchester United as "Neo-Liverpool"
Last two digits confirm score and then divide by 2 and then divide by 2 again.
>>64085804
ken dodd in drag
>>64086053
Ask the interweb, it knows.
>>64086053
go to the pub
>>64085370
herrera always getting injured at the worst times...
>>64086079
I live in a small village. No pub here.
>>64085804
So basically she is saying people hated gays and now they are a cultural norm.
>>64085888
checked and thanks for asking
who /ABU/ here
What's in your glass, boys & girls?
>that's very good of you
>>64086107
Forever, and always
>>64086053
Well, >leddit actually an amazing subreddit for streams.
>>64086109
irn bru
>>64086109
Why are Germans so strict about not crossing the road unless the light tells them they can?
It's so weird going to Germany and getting dirty looks from people when you cross the road when there's no cars yet the light is red
>>64086109
Water. I had to stop drinking at home desu.
>>64086109
>kilcock
nice beer you got there, Ireland.
>>64086132
what flavour is irn bru?
>leave TV on whatever fox channel since I was on the computer
>CL anthem plays
>up next: wolfsburg vs manchester united
perfect
>wolfsburg literally hired a manager because his name was wolfgang wolf
>>64086138
looks like gasoline canister
>>64086139
they fear it because its a slippery slope to having cultist leaders with world domination fetishes
>>64086139
it's not the case everywhere in Germany or Austria
but basically many Germans (and Austrians) are literally cliched ORDNUNG ORDNUNG cryptonazis without any individual thought
>>64086155
More clubs should do similar. City and Arsenal are the only examples I can think of.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOK THE PRIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSTTTTTTT
>>64086138
Nice can
>>64086144
Keeping it local
>>64086109
regret
>>64086159
tastes similar to gasoline canister too
>>64086109
Cachaça, it's not too bad but I won't buy it again.
>>64086109
Pic related.
No offense to any Wolfsburg cunts but how can we possibly be afraid of these cunts? They're just a shitty German team.
>tfw united will choke today
>tfw all my psv friends will torment me for years about how ajax never makes it out of the group and psv only needs 1 year
>>64086187
Not a fan wheat beer myself
>>64086200
A whole city of wolves sounds pretty scary desu.
>>64086200
bit rude that
hope you dont lose and embarrass yourself mate
>>64086109
White Ace, lad. Cheap pisswater to get mashed up for the game.
Utd going out tonight lads, I have a feeling.
>>64086139
Because they're not a bunch of niggers like us.
>>64086200
because you cant break west spams maginot line defence
>>64086200
Nobody's afraid of Wolfsburg. But you should be afraid of Van Gaal's tactics
>>64086208
>Not a fan wheat beer myself
do they even make a potato beer?
>>64086216
United will win 1-0.
Similarly, Arsenal will win 3-1.
Happens all the time.
>>64086166
It was very noticeable when I went to both Berlin and Hamburg but it was definitely more of a thing in Hamburg - very unsettling as the people there clearly disliked anyone who would just cross a road and it just gave off that vibe of being forced to follow orders
>>64085507
Just gonna fry up some eggs and veggies at halftime probs.
>>64086200
You're jinxing it
>>64086255
LMAO
>>64086245
>netherlands
dont forget your afternoon prayers
>>64086228
pmt
>>64085507
looks good family
What's going to be the prime thread where I can maximize the (you)'s lads ?
DAJTE LINK BOG VAS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
So this is the match to watch tonight, right?
Who /gettingunderthecoverscositsabitchilly/ here?
>>64086266
Not this one. Shoo shoo.
>>64086266
This one.
Most people aren't even going to watch the game.
>>64086109
Alcohol free.
>>64086272
idi na redit brate
im rooting for manchester. this is my third football games ive ever watched!!
who's the tall creepy looking dude with the afro wig?
and why is that allowed?
>>64086239
No we make poitín from potatoes
>>64086286
It looks like a bottom shelf bottle.
>>64085391
Dis gon b good, guys.
It's a win/win for me, if PSV makes it out of the group there's still a dutch team in the CL. If they don't, I get to make fun of my PSV friends.
Also, post your /comfy/
>>64086140
>being this pussywhipped by your mum
>>64086243
I think it varies from city to city and also whether you're in the town center or somewhere else. I live in Vienna and here noone really cares although I think people get more silly with that kind of thing the further you go into the center.
I've also spent a few weeks in other German cities and it really varies, but basically I think you're right; Hamburg, Munich, Frankfurt or Mainz are pretty stuck-up about it; it's even worse in rural areas.
>>64086301
What were the other two?
>>64086286
Retro looking, I like it
im shaking
>VW sponsorship
i wouldn't trust that team's drug test results
>>64086314
Weebs fuck off
>yfw united fail to qualify and van lala says it was a good performance
>yfw it's a 0-0 finish
>yfw PSV win
Have we lost yet?
>>64086286
>>64086310
>>64086333
root beer
>>64086314
Please never post Shitichi again.
>>64086334
let me cuddle you :33333
>it's a fellaini episode
>>64086327
cowboys vs redskins
and
lions vs. steelers
>>64086341
Look at this newshit trying to fit in.
>>64086353
Practically
>>64086334
Post feet
500 quid on both teams not to score. This is going to be a really boring game
>>64086334
Same here m8
>>64086109
trappist rochefort. senpai
>dost on the bench
Why?
>>64086139
Ordnung muss sein. :^)
>>64086295
found it, thanks
reddit is fantastic :)
>>64086343
He's not like Rodgers, he'll say when it's shit
>>64086361
At least he's not up front
>>64086380
>he'll say when it's shit
>implying
>tfw you give up on college work and just hand it in and wait for the red marks.
Too much effort when they can tell me what I need to write.
>>64086323
I don't live with my mother, she's also an alcoholic so she's far more likely to encourage me to drink to make it look more reasonable that's she's sat watching TV with a box of wine.
is landon donavan playing?
>>64086343
>van lala
>van lala
>van lala
>van lala
>mfw
>smalling tries to shake hands
>other guy ignores him
>Handshake denied
kek
>>64086392
look at the weekend game comments you twat
>>64086357
>>64086369
IT'S NOT A GIRL
>>64086139
>always being in a hurry
Why, James.
>Owen Hargreaves on commentary
OH GOD!
4-3-3?
who /tv/ here
I'm worried
