No CL thread? Time to change that.
My predictions for the Knockout Stages for Groups A - D.
>Real Madrid
>PSG (confirmed last week)
>Wolfsburg
>PSV
>Benfica
>Atletico
>Juventus
>Man City (confirmed last week)
>Tfw you have to work while the games are on
Real should use OdeGOAT, Kovacic, Cherishev and co
>>64080391
>tfw Halal Madrid won't get disqualified from the CL either
wait chelsea is out?
hahaha holy shit this fall
>mfw City wont win their group
>they will get Bayern or Barcelona in the ro16
>again
Untill Milan gets back to CL who was Barcelona victim every season your the new guy who gets bullied and nobody likes you.
>City won't top the group and draw Barca
>United, Chelsea and Arsenal in the EL
>eplel
>>64080555
I feel like Arsenal will crawl to ro16 by miracle and luck only to get trashed. ArsenalTV will jerk off Wegner like always.
United is so boring this season and won't mind if they play their football in some soviet shitholes.
Chelsea will get thru.
>>64080603
>Chelsea will get thru.
If they couldn't beat bournemouth at home you think they can beat porto?
>>64080529
>posting fat Selena
go away, Slovakia
>>64080358
I think all the PL teams might actually pull it off
they'll get rekt after that, but bongistans shitposting would be relentless if it happened
>>64080470
piss off fag
>>64080620
>selenafag
only taytay is worse waifu to have
>United
A win against the German side would see United finish top of the group but if PSV win at home to bottom side CSKA Moscow, a defeat or draw for United in Wolfsburg would see them drop out of the Champions League and into the Europa League.
If PSV draw against CSKA then a draw would send United through, but they could not afford to lose in that situation as PSV would then progress due to a superior head-to-head record.
>Arsenal
Wenger's side must now beat Olympiakos on the road to progress to the knockout phase of the competition but a 1-0 or 2-1 win wouldn't be enough.
Arsenal need to beat the Greeks either by two clear goals, or by any margin with the Gunners scoring at least three goals in Piraeus.
A draw or a defeat would definitely end their involvement in the Champions League, but Arsenal cannot be overtaken in third and would go into the Europa League.
>Chelsea
The Blues need a draw at home to Porto to guarantee their ball is in the pot for the draw in December, but could also qualify even if they lose to the Portuguese side should Dynamo Kiev slip up at home to the bottom club from Israel.
>>64081161
english football is really in a bad shape
United and Chelsea had arguably the easiest groups possible and they are still not certain of qualifying
Arsenal would actually pull a miracle after the major fuck up in september, but to be in such a difficult situation against Olympiakos and Dynamo Zagreb is absurd
City did well in a rather difficult group, props to them
>>64081326
it could have all been avoided for arsenal if wenger didn't feel the need to give manletspina a few games
>>64081330
yeah but i mean, Dinamo Zagreb
you shouldn't even concede a shot on goal to a team like them
Where is Macedonia with the bants?
what does /sp/ think about Olympiacos in general?
>>64081420
Would rather see another Greek team for once desu
>>64081420
good apehoop team
>>64081423
too busy getting rekt by Qabala and Club Brugge ;)
and then promptly complaining about refs and crime organisations
>>64081437
got a season ticket for our basketball department, things didn't start well but we are on a good path I think
Hope city get their shit together and play like the real world class team they are
>>64081464
no aguero so no go
>>64081437
>euroc.ucks playing apehoop
sad t.b.h
>>64081472
>uk talking about basketball
>mfw
pretty easy night for english teams 2bh family
I had a dream where PSV were drawing 1-1 in the 80th minute and United were losing 1-0.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THE REMAINING 10 MINUTES /sp/ PLEASE TELL ME
>>64081464
literally never gonna happen m8
>>64081468
Not true at all. Silva is the keystone of the team with hos great assists and corner kicks. Aguero is just a goal machine. So unless bony or dzeko steps up it will be like all city games without aguero, 15 chances 0 goals.
>>64081482
>Fellaini and Young come on in the 88th min
>You can hear the boos from Manchester in Germany
>Fellaini elbows his way around an instant yellow card
>Gives a world class demo in Chestball
>Young is hunchbacking as far out wide as possible in LB position
>Carrick is spraying 80 yard passes to deGea
>Long baal after long baal hoofed to Martial
>Some literally who is subbed on late with seconds to go
>United go out and in the (You)ropa League
>
>>64081501
But I think wilfried can do the trick
>>64081482
Wolfsburg scored a second and the PSV game stayed the same
>>64081501
that fraud couldn't control a game against stoke baka
>>64081509
They fuck up so often baka
>>64081501
>dzeko
>>64081503
Fellaini will start with Rooney, Herrera and Schneiderlin all out
>>64081501
>dzeko
huh
>>64080391
>implying Penaldo wont stat pad against Malmo
>>64081512
Please no.
oh hey i didn't notice last round
italy has surpassed england in coefficent points this season
swiggity swooty etc
>>64081517
Celina* not dzeko
>>64081534
did we start the fire?
>>64081534
Well there could be 5 EPL teams in the Yuropa League after tonight.
>>64081547
that would explain why we found Roma in the wreckage
>>64081548
they'd probably crash out immediatly like Liverpool last season
pls /psv/ win
>>64081534
>>64081548
ironically if chelsea,arsenal, united drop to europa they along with spurs and liverpool would earn more points in europa than italy likely would in the CL, they would all make it to the quarterfinals with likely 2 teams reaching the finals
>>64081548
sevilla wins lol
>>64081573
this year it'll be valencia with gary neville in charge
>>64081573
>implying they're even going to finish 3rd in their group
>>64081524
just accept it
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/674132563657678849
>>64081571
it's not as certain as it may seem
EPL teams typically don't care about EL, Chelsea 2013 is the only exception, so they might crash out really soon, like the two Manchesters a while ago or Liverpool last season
also, Juve may go pretty deep in the CL, maybe even semifinals, and the three teams in the EL are all legit, all in the quaterfinals wouldn't be a surprise
then again, it's not like i expect Italy to do that much better than England this season, but EPL will discard another favourable score next season, and the season after... if the trend continues it's a matter of time
>>64081534
But you haven't?
>>64081624
Chelsea's new manager will care about the europa league because it will be the easiest way into next seasons CL for them
>>64081501
> until dzeko steps up
you go girl
>>64081534
>>64081630
Oh wait, I see what you mean
>>64081537
>Celina
>first team
go home, norway, you're drunk
>>64080603
>soviet shithole
checks flag
>>64081630
yup
7.666>7.625
>>64081661
Yeah, thought you meant overall rather than just for this year
>European football 3 days this week
>federal council elections tomorrow
Pretty comfy week.
>>64081670
there's still time for that ;^^^^^)
>>64080612
Chelsea could get lucky, if Kiev doesn't win they go through. Though for them it would be better to play in the EL, in the CL they will get embarrassed hard, 7-8 goals over 2 games if they get Barça or Bayern.
>>64081747
Kiev aren't going to lose at home to the jews f4m
>>64081758
A draw would be enough, but it's not happening.
>>64081747
Chelsea just need a draw to qualify, can see that happening
Group B is the best group, PSV can still become both first and last in their group.
Please win PSV, for all of us.
still can't believe how badly we fucked this group up
>>64081868
Would be hilarious if PSV makes it after 4 years of Ajax getting 3rd with their "we will really survive the group this year guys" mentality.
>>64081935
Yeah except Dutch teams are genuinely horrible against Russian clubs
So we all have pretty much agreed that the final will be between Barca and Bayern right? Even if they half ass it I don't see anyone stopping them.
>>64081935
>Would be hilarious if PSV makes it after 4 years of Ajax getting 3rd with their "we will really survive the group this year guys" mentality.
would also be really sad if they get fourth place after achieving 7 points
>>64082435
The draw could stop them
>watching divegrass
>>64082482
not as sad as getting 3rd with 12 points
>>64082501
please remind me, who did that?
>>64082484
Don't think UEFA would do that. They already tried to stop Barcelona last season giving them all the domestic champions. They can't be stopped over two legs. Final is the only change now.
>>64082508
Napoli
>>64081509
think he was injured lad, and as a neutral when I see city lose I never notice their deeper midfielders put a shift in, literally no workrate sometimes and they just aren't good enough to laze around against teams like stoke
>>64082516
Am I the only one who doesn't wear a tinfoil hat?
>>64082508
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013%E2%80%9314_UEFA_Champions_League_group_stage#Group_F
>>64081624
I don't think you realise what's coming in the EPL, if you thought our transfer prices where stupid recently the new tv deal guarantees mid table clubs 100m+ in revenue, your gonna see more silly shit like rondon playing for literally who west brom and benteke to liverpool for 30m, martial for 30m etc
>>64082532
>Zuniga absurd 87th minute own goal is what ultimately cost them qualification
harsh as fuck
>>64082592
well, they were through until Grobkreutz scored in the 87' and I'm pretty sure it was a goalie error too
>>64082600
No, that goal didn't matter at all
>>64082608
yes it did dortmund were on 10 points until
>>64082608
wut?
yeah it did, before Grosskreutz scored Napoli and Arsenal were through while BVB wasn't
>>64082600
>I'm pretty sure it was a goalie error too
It was. The shot from Grosskreutz was weak as fuck. Kind of funny that after a whole game of great chances being saved, or narrowly missing, the game was decided on a shitty shot like that.
PSV is going to choke I think.
I hope not, would be fun to have a Dutch team in the knockout after like 8 years, but I don't think they'll make it.
>>64082793
How hard would they get trashed in ro16?
>>64082793
Losing to CSKA would not really be a choke dutchbro, they are a good side.
>tfw Malmö FF only play for the TV-money.
kek
I think Wolfsburg may actually be an easier fixture for United than PSV and CSKA since Wolfsburg will come at us and attack unlike PSV and CSKA who park the bus. United can't beat teams who park the bus.
>>64082822
Russian clubs do exceptionally well against Dutch clubs. I think only twente pulled off a cheeky win against rubin like ages ago. Would be great for Dutch football though.
what did they mean by this?
fuck i can't wait anymore
just start already
>>64083334
typical krauts rigging shit
>>64080470
Based America who bandwagon a Catalonia team.
>>64082793
>>64082822
Not really sure why everyone is writing off CSKA, they've had a shitty group campaign but they are actually probably a better team on paper than PSV and Wolfsburg.
Wouldn't be that suprised to see CSKA win tonight
>>64081326
Yet we still surpass your joke of a league when being an embarrassment.
>>64083402
well it is in the netherlands tbf
>>64083402
This.
Also if united play like they did against West Ham its likely 2/3 of the chances will go in.
I'm quietly confident about tonight actually
>>64083402
They also have something to play for, win and they're in the Europa League.
>>64083415
So? PSV are actually shit.
United dominated them until Luke Shaw had his leg ripped off and then utd fell apart. Not really sure why a player getting injured means they could no longer play anywho.
It also took what was pretty much universally described as united's worst attacking performance of the season for them to get a 0-0 draw in the other game.
>>64083334
>Cara
The girl made for black cock
>>64083434
exactly my amigo.
In other news City once again don't win the group and get knocked out by Barca or Buyern.
I bet they're hoping they get Real Madrid at this stage. that would actually probably be a decent tie
>>64083444
She seemed to like my white cock last night when it was pumping spunk down he throat
Also,Bale to score a hattrick tonight
>>64083408
no not really (see >>64081661)
>>64083444
I want her to tongue my butthole.
>>64083457
Golly gee I wonder how that will end at the end of the season. I think your joke of a league will be behind like usual.
>>64083455
She only worships black cock, friend.
>>64083459
Please elaborate in detail what you want her to do.
Arsenal are literally a waste of a champions league spot, they never show any ambition in this competition and its sickening desu.
>>64083466
come back when a team full of championship players isn't leading "your" league
>>64083516
>JuvewinsLOL thinking their opinion matters
>that Astana crest
kek
>>64083494
They haven't been good enough.
its not about not trying. they just don't have good enough players. Their best player is a barca reject.
>>64083516
Don't insult EB Jamie Vardy
Chat shit. Get Banged
>>64083516
>says the Italian when Inter is on top of Serie A
>>64083516
>City buy pogmeme for 60 million
>The pizza league is rendered completely irrelevant again
Bet your hovel on it, leonardo
>â—–(Â´ăƒ»Ü’ăƒ»ï½€)â——
Are you ready to see Arsenal fan celebrate one of the greatest sport miracles of our generation?
>>64083516
>Only relevant Italian poster bandwagons an English team
>>64083571
Letting anybody do anything to your bumhole is unironically gay.
>>64083444
your waifu is drug addict skeleton
>>64083579
well, who gives a shit
>>64083540
>>64083553
>>64083556
>>64083563
>>64083572
EPL internet defence force sure is touchy lately
>>64083602
You mad bro
>>64083583
Technically she's a drug addict brain piloting a skeleton.
>>64083571
Would you use her nose to fuck your ass?
Would you choke and spit on her?
Detail how you would use Cara as a fucktoy.
>Mario really thinks Serie A is a respectable league
Come on now.
>mfw this thread
>>64081661
so if it continues like that, England actually lose their 4th CL spot for next season
pretty damn incredible if you ask me
>>64083395
Sorry, I bandwagon Chelsea tbhfam
>>64083666
wouldn't losing the 4th spot to a not respectable league be even worse?
>>64083727
That's not going to happen though. Your sad, pathetic league hopes yearly but it never seems to happen. Hmmm....
>>64083516
>Chatting this much shit
It's like you actually want to get banged
>>64083735
>hopes early
the first year in half a decade italian teams actually performed was last year
before that we were more worried about getting overtaken by Portugal
this is the first year we have even a slight chance of seeing it happen
>>64083723
>Rimming Quatarlona when you bandwagon Chelsea
At-least look up the last decade of results or so for fuck sakes.
>>64083757
And France, but they shat the bed.
>Carlisle FC players dressed in full kits helping flood victims
>>64083781
still can't believe the performances the likes of Lyon and Marseilles are offering
they used to be decent clubs
they're getting overtaken by Russia and deservedly so
What is most important game to watch?
Im a Liverpool FC fan.
>>64083823
Wolfsburg United, their group is the only one not already decided.
>>64083839
this
Also maybe Sevilla and Mongbagdach battling for 3rd indirectly.
Rate my bets, f4ms
>WolfsBurg - ManU
Draw
>Mönchenglad - City
Draw
>Real Mad - Malmö
Less than 3 goals
>tfw won 40€ by betting Porto - Chelsea +1: Draw
Will it end the same way again?
>>64083871
never bet on a draw
well, United is reasonable enough, they seem only capable of drawing lately
also i can see CR7 tapping in 4 or 5
>>64083871
So the memes have spread all the way to Finland.
>>64083987
I think a lot of people picked up stoned Simpsons from the latest Copa America threads.
>>64083987
Peru!
Finland is not not making memes.
Who gonna watch PSV- CSKA with me?
>>64083987
FORCA SEVILLA
>>64083987
>peru (gay)
>>64080370
iktf man, not today, but missed a LOT of football over the years for this exact reason.
>>64082793
>>64083402
This is the recent record of CSKA in RFPL. Don't worry, PSV will win. Just gotta scare Akinfeev the hole goalie so he breaks down again.
>>64084084
>those translation
holy shit my sides
>>64084035
Ill have an eye on it because *sigh* Man United.
>>64084084
Wings of Soviets.
So I'm guessing we will all be watching poonited so we can laugh when they go out?
>>64081501
>>64081537
>being so plastic you dont even know who plays for >you
>covering it up by mentioning a player that isnt even in the first team
Embarrasing t b h
>>64081988
Not only that, but everyone expects a win. We all know what happens when our silly clubs are top favorites for a match.
We need that underdog role to deliver.
>>64084084
>eleven
>thirty
Why?
>>64084127
>watching le philosophical 0:0
>>64084127
If by watching you mean posting in the thread, yes.
>>64084084
>Amazed balls spectacles
Those sound like the kinkiest glasses ever.
>>64084147
He plays 1st team matches all the time check your facts faggot
>>64084211
He hasn't even played one this season.
So, who /a/ here?
>>64081655
He plays 1st team matches all the time lmao fucking americunts
Group B/D gon be gud
I'm conflicted between watching my Dutch brethren or laughing while United draw their way into the EL
>>64084227
Tried a Page named google?
>>64084017
Good. That's what memes are for.
>>64084019
>>64084053
>>64084062
Wow, so many similar flags. Let's have a good day, lads :^)
>>64084228
>>64084253
Are you fucking with us? Or are you genuinely this retarded?
>>64084273
Hhhh dead
>>64083444
every girl is made for black cock
>>64084228
Tfw I still wear my suarez liverpool jersey and other Americans give me uncomfortable looks. Feels good to support such a based player
>>64084370
>this post
Hello. I'm ready for memes.
>>64084370
faggot shit
>>64084387
saved
If Man United make it out of their group I will be unhappy because schadenfreude i all i have in life
>>64084370
baby surrogates for cat ladies lmao
>>64084319
True, especially Moretz.
>>64084401
Maybe Ronaldo will get injured
>>64084401
just let us (psv) defeat you and dont worry about it
united wont get more than a draw
>>64084478
I support Qatar FC de Catalonia
>>64084442
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
>>64084492
messi looks so fucking russian
>>64084498
Peru my man, what the fuck
>>64084442
That qt was made for black cock worship.
>>64084498
classic peru
>>64083814
we like to kill our clubs with absurdly high taxes here, so they're forced to sell their good players every season
Lyon used to be decent not too long ago when they had benzema, then they lost to fucking APOEL and they've never been the same in europe...
>>64084523
It's a maymay desu
>>64084523
anime is gayer than gay blowjobs
>>64084498
>peru (gay)
>>64084492
Holy shit. The kid looks more autistic than the father. Next GOAT confirmed
>>64084228
we all /a/ here
Can't wait for Real Madrid's easy win today
PSG 3-0 Shaktar
Real Madrid 2-0 Malmo
Wolfsburg 1-1 Manchester United
PSV Eindoven 3-1 CSKA
Galatasaray 3-2 Astana
Benfica 1-1 Atletico
Manchester City 2-1 Borussia Monchengladbach
Sevilla 0-0 Juventus
>>64084492
kid looks like a world leader already
>>64084498
>i recognize that buldge!
>>64084555
>Says the Ruskie
ayy
>>64084585
My brother from another mother.
Fuck Real but Malmo is a fucking joke.
>>64084597
>Wolfsburg 1-1 Manchester United
>PSV Eindoven 3-1 CSKA
>>64084084
>Wings of Soviets
PSG 4-0 Shaktar
Real Madrid 4-0 Malmo
Wolfsburg 1-1 Manchester United
PSV Eindoven 1-1 CSKA
Galatasaray 1-1 Astana
Benfica 2-1 Atletico
Manchester City 1-3 Borussia Monchengladbach
Sevilla 0-2 Juventus
>>64084555
This is true
>>64084649
gobbo di merda
>>64084559
wait those are their children? did Neymar marry an albino or something?
>>64084649
i smell Calabria
>>64084707
Nah. Her name is Carolina Dantas
Barcelona sucks
>>64084727
>>64084705
v'affanculo coglioni
>>64084707
What do you mean? Neymar is white
>>64084707
>marry
>Implying
Will Louis be able to hold off the pressure that will be unleashed after ManUtd will be inevitably be knocked out tonight?
Talk to me lads
>>64084707
Neymar is pure aryan
>>64084807
i'm not talking to you
>>64084823
There is no need to be shy
>Tfw in less than 4 bongs time we'll (United) be in the Europa League
>>64084836
i hate you
>>64084799
ah... so the kid is gonna grow up a nigger either way
>>64084783
kek sorry m8
good luck tonight, remember muh coefficent
>>64084807
Board has already said he's safe even if we go out.
>>64084807
nah he's a hack
moyes II when?
>>64084847
There is no escape.
/worried/
>>64084840
Manure are the literal goats when it comes to being lucky, no worries.
>>64084863
If the board says things like that, that's the point that you should start worrying.
>>64084870
/hope/ here tbqh
>United lose
>City finish second and draw bayern
>chelshit and arseshit fail tomorrow
fucking goat feel lads
>>64084870
Now worries here, Luuk and Pereiro got this covered if that kanker nigger Locadia doesn't do any crazy shit.
>>64084840
literally resigned to the fact we'll be in the europa league desu
>>64084952
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BEAT DAMN PSV AT HOME CJ!
>>64084952
Why are people so fucking down about this.
We need to beat an average team and we top the group.
so united must win?
and city need a win and hope juve drop points to top the group?
This is how it should've been...
>>64085000
beating average teams hasn't exactly been something united have been doing recently m8
post yfw they beat psv today just so manure can qualify
>>64084927
>all get thru
>united draws AM
>city gets barca
>arsenal gets rm
>chelsea gets valencia
that would be hella f*cking epic
Barça bandwagoner here. They play tomorrow.
Which match should I watch today?
>>64085000
They dicked us at OT m8, we got a very lucky winner but they dominated the last 30 minutes and were lucky not to score. Plus we cant score for shit atm. Just hoping Memepiss can finally step up tonight but I won't hold my breath.
>>64084756
>>64084756
I seriously doubt Neymar is the father of that kid.
>>64085027
>le 2 balls per match in my anus face
>>64085005
United have atleast equal PSV's result. So if PSV win United must win. If PSV draw United must atleast draw.
>>64085027
>drawing against Anzhi
>>64085005
>>64085087
All possible scenarios here
>>64085087
>>64085087
If they both draw, PSV will advance. England can't into CL rules.
>>64085117
Oh, wait. Never mind. I fucked up.
I'm ready for Manshit.
>>64085117
>>64085135
Neverlands can't into maths.
>>64084084
>Literally 17m km2
>16 teams
Explain this
>>64085114
Volgens mij klopt dat ding niet eens.
>>64085048
Benfica - Atletico
>>64085064
Memphis missed and easy header and Rooney literally miseed an open goal, Utd should've walked that match
line ups when?
