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>>64079456
First for GOATgreggor
>>64079394
I cant tell if this guy is crazy or a genius
I like to mewv it mewv it, we like to... MEWV IT.
Conor better come out to this song
>>64079482
All true geniuses are crazy lad
>Yoga instructor
Kek
Reminder to trainer mewvment at least 5 times a week MINIMUM!
>>64079456
>Not Muewment Edition*
So close lad, so close. 8.5/10 thread.
>>64079510
"Chris Weidman eats his oatmeal with nothing"
Was a line crossed here HEEM? I mean there's rekt, and then there's this.
Weidman wont make it to the contest. You heard it here first.
I'm a 2nd degree white belt in movement.
Trying to tap into my natural primal instincts that my ancestors used in order to evolve. Hope you lads will follow me in my journey.
>>64079550
FLAVORLESS
>>64079510
Saved
>>64079422
It's not that simple unfortunately, there is no single group to point at and target. At this point it's a power structure that exists as people drop in and out of it like interchangeable gears. A voracious greed that has no borders or loyalty as it seeks to exploit and profit. A beast that we feed into with our own complacency.
>>64079431
Which is why I said once a week is fine to maintain T levels, but you should not be nutting into your hand, you should be nutting in a woman. Period. Jacking off is just a waste of your drive.
there is literally nothing wrong with well done steaks
>hurr durr no flavor
thats what A1 is for you goofs
>>64079456
>42 mins for an embedded episode
9 mins is perfect.
>>64079595
>>64079482
Is this mcgregor's movement coach? I just stopped watching 20 seconds in
>>64079595
>wanting to eat a dry piece of charcoal
get fucked
>>64079605
13 mins
>>64079605
I wish it was t just recycled footage from months ago
I think they try not to show mcgooble during his weight cut because he turns into a grotesque skeleton
Dey dont tink like I tink
Dey dont mewv like I mewv
>>64079622
Yeah hes a pretty interesting guy.
The stuff about the Gymnast Rings are legit though.
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
'no'
>>64079690
WHAT I WAS MEANT TO SAY WAS 2 ROUNDS
AHAHAHAHA
>>64079680
yup he picked the wrong round twice
>>64079703
s-sorry connor, you were right again
>>64079565
thanks, that means a lot.
>Adidas sponsored
>uses good headphones
I don't want to like Rockhold but he's making it hard, fuck
So is it true that Conors gay or what? wheres that guy that claimed to have inside knowledge?
Why do fighters from AKA always feel the need to shit talk their opponents? DC, Cain, Rockhold, these insecure kucks can't go into a fight without mouthing off about how hard they work and how the person they're fighting is boring and then show up and they get potatoe'd.
What is the GOAT MMA event?
After watching that embedded I wanna strip down to my boxers and just start training movement in a nice open space.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>64079804
>strip down to my boxers
>not wearing yoga pants and growing a man bun while fasting on avocados, kale and chia seeds
>still expecting to mewv like I mewv
pff.
>>64079810
>MUH HERITAGE
>>64079802
UFC 100
>>64079595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCc8IEvh70w
>>64079858
I also need to grow a beard.
>>64079774
Those guys at AKA dont leave anything on the table.
>2015
>not having a mewvment coach
>Gunni's wrist BTFO Connor's mewvment
>>64079758
I prefer dreamy rich cali surfer boy over dreamy rich guido Sopranos man.
I just hate that Luke is at AKA.
>>64079874
gross
how many ppv buys will ufc 194 do /sp/
>>64079964
Less than 193.
>>64079923
>>64079923
Conor truly is changing this fight game
>>64079802
PRIDE 2003, for sure, dana in the commentating booth while he had 50k riding on chuck, UFC vs Pride. doesn't get better than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlQ7qS5ClU
>best analyst
that fucking putting out the candles bit was awesome. Conor is Bruce Lee reincarnated, He even has Bruce lee's build.
>>64080051
He's much bigger than Bruce Lee tbf
i laugh so hard at these stupid youtube comments
>>64080125
i was talking about the look and structure of his body not actual size
>lift jeb roite huke Attem
>>64080181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owEL40tyWsg
cringe
>>64080336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2jgJAehV_U
>>64080336
Hey, I know those guys.
They post on /heem/.
>>64080336
2 lads getting together discussing fights. Not cringe at all.
>>64080336
more in depth and comprehensive than unibet. well done
>>64080349
lowkey i know these guys and i said cringe to get ppl to watch their video
>>64080336
>and like and like like
>>64080336
nothing is worse then the guy and his teddy bear.
>>64080359
you need to be 18 to post on here champ!
>>64080010
>tfw 23 and have that Dana's hairline
JUST heem me permanently lads
>>64080429
Heem yourself tbqh
I've been reading stuff here for years now. How do mma fighters start off?
I did mma in China where I lived for 16 years and amassed an amateur record of 0-4 but here in Singapore it's so expensive.
>>64080454
You mean 4-0?
>>64080454
>0-4
Have you considered retiring?
>>64080429
Go bald
>>64080457
>>64080460
yeah 4 losses. My coach just threw me in for fun with a few of my friends and I was a pudgy 16 yo facing this 30 yo chinese truck driver. It was breddy bad but fun I guess.
It's just a hobby. I'm 22, asian, don't intend on fighting for life. I just like it. I've tried self-training but it's different.
I used to train at Black Tiger Gym opposite Western Academy of Beijing under Vince Soberano, a muay thai guy. He and one of my friends corner the Chinese fighters on the early prelims of some cards so I always watch them
iz nice.
>>64080469
Have you ever been ko?
Either in training or fighting?
Obsessed with movement
>>64080476
I have gone wobbly in training a few times but I have a thick-ass neck so in competition I just got beat on without any threat of a finish and just blindly threw my techniques.
Every time they took me down I brute-forced my way out like an idiot so after round 1 I would be exhausted but for some reason never got finished.
At the time it was scary but in retrospect I kinda miss it. I was also too young and stupid to really put in the work for bjj so I never got good at even the basics
>>64079595
>This is what americans really believe
>>64080469
If you were in China for 16 years why not do Sanda? It's actually popular unlike mma from what I saw. Just walking around past shops and stuff I saw a lot of people watching it on Friday nights.
>>64080469
This isn't the thread or board for you and you'd probably be better off at >>/asp/ie
True Phyte Pfhans don't have time to waste on physical combat.
>>64080488
you could have a chance. sucks the phillipinese is so far away for you though. there are local events and PXC.
>>64080497
Yeah I started in Sanda after school and my friends brought me over to the gym. We would teach all the little international school kids for an hour and then the coach would train us for a discounted price.
We also trained at the Beijing sports school where Jet Li got his start. China is awesome
>>64080510
Hahaha, thanks
>>64080512
I don't intend on fighting for a career. I was just wondering how would a layperson like me support a hobby like mma with only two part-time jobs while in college
>>64080345
he's like a black Luke Thomas
How often do you get to witness true genius in action, /heem/?
>>64080527
well your gonna need a walkout name right?
how about heem minister or heem jiang
>>64080566
aldo tears off his ear confirmed
>>64080575
You seem to be confusing him with Jake Shields.
>>64080569
lol
I was thinking The Red Guard
>>64080515
Funnily enough, I was doing aikido thinkin I was badass before I found Sanshou lol
>>64080336
kek, which one of you fuckers did this
Aldo
>in a cage, training hard with other top fighters
McTater
>crawling around the floor with his ballet teacher
it's already over lads
>>64080663
Yeah Aldo's fucked hey
>>64080663
the cage is only there for the cameras m8,
the embedded crew probably brought it with them
in reality Nova Uniao train in a broom closet
>>64080638
Jacob did, obviously.
>>64079456
What is this technique called again?
Conor sounds like a fucking nutter when he talks about >movement
>>64080780
meme technique
>>64080780
>goofs think Aldo is faster than Conor
>>64080835
He is. Conor is just more accurate.
>>64080845
Firas Zihabi says Conor is faster m8
>>64080780
His precision is really... precise.
>>64080874
Firas is a literally a kek
REMINDER THAT UFC 194 IS COMIN LADS
>>64080918
>that mewment training
I still think Conor is going to win but fucking hell if he loses. All those movementmemes are going to be brutalt.
Late night update
Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
>>64081058
Conor by wahtever he predicts
The Chris by KO
Romero by KO
Maia by decision
Holloway by decision
>>64081058
>People that post without a picture
Disgusting.
>>64080051
Are you kidding me? I cringed so hard at the candles bit, especially since he didn't get them all on the first try.
Punching out a candle is ridiculously easy if you know how. It's all about getting as close as possible and pulling back as fast as you can. It's a two part motion where you first push and then pull the air to create a small turbulence that will extinguish the flame.
Here, watch some random Asian guy on youtube do it better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJFCQvAc1Fg
Go practice it a bit and you can do it yourself.
>>64081078
Next you'll tell me rolling up a frying pan is easy and that I shouldn't be impressed by Sage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UFVmXBlSgc
Jose Aldo vs Conor McGregor - Breakdown - Pre-Fight Analysis - Coach Firas Zahabi
Tristar Gym
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlQ7qS5ClU
>>64081058
Thank you for doing this, Prediction... Bro.
>They don't ____ like I ____!
What was it again?
>>64081114
mew doe
>>64081078
No no see that's what you're not understanding. Ido Portal has been training his whole life in movement. His 30 year physical and spiritual journey has lead him to enlightenment about the human form. He's THE Conor McGregor's movement coach you know, the soon-to-be world champion. If that doesn't make someone an elite coach then I have no idea what does. His name will soon spread like wildfire throughout the MMA community and he'll finally earn his place among the GOAT coaches like Jackson/Winkeljohn, Zahabi, and Pederneiras
>>64081114
They don't dink like I dunk
>>64081093
If it's a cheap aluminium pan, yeah, you shouldn't.
Watch this fat ass do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqHKHpygHFk
I don't even know if you're serious with this or not. It's still more difficult than punching out a candle though because it does require a modicum of base strength, whereas a child can punch out candles.
>>64081121
I have never wanted someone to lose this bad.
>tfw I'm setting myself up for major disappointment
>>64081131
>I don't even know if you're serious with this or not
I'm always serious when I sage
>>64081058
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY BIG CUNNY
ALDO V MCGREGOR WILL BE A DRAW
UNLESS YOU TYPE:
"THAT'S FUNNY, BIG CUNNY"
>>64081077
they should not be recorded imo
>>64081165
Filtered
>>64081165
'fuck off'
@64081165
heem yourself my man
and filtered
>Ronda can't eat solids for months
>might actually look like a 135 pounder her next fight
There's no problem here
>>64081171
They should be humanely liquidated
>>64081058
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Gunnar
Holloway
>>64081216
Not at this hour man, come on
>>64081077
Was on mobile and did not have a pic :^(
>>64081208
What do you think of this
>Ronda finds inspiration in her ex-bf and does "The Big Brown Slim Down"
>Gets to the point where she's walking around at about BW give or take
>UFC adds 125
>Dolce calls up Ronda and tells her that he believe in her cutting down to SW
>RR vs JJ for the title
>>64081232
Take a selfie :^)
>>64080780
is that ido portal?
why is ido portal in connor mcgregors kitchen?
>>64081237
>Dolceposting
Why do fighters get so mad when their opponent misses weight?
>>64081264
Hespect
>>64081264
Because they busted their ass of to ge to the agreed weight, then the other guy fucks it all up, it's disrespectfull and an unfair advantage in a fight to not have cut the weight
>>64081279
>>64081274
But they get 25% of the other guy's purse. You'd think they'd be happy.
Hey guys, want to make some free money?
Here's how to do it.
Just put 5 euro/$ (or whatever the fuck you want, 5 is just what I'm doing) on each round for aldo to win, at minimum you'll make just over your money back, at most you'll win a shit load of dosh.
FREE MONEY
>>64081290
Not everyone is in there for the money. Like Sweden said, they were contracted to fight at the agreed weight and they disrespected that. Weight classes exist for a reason.
Hey Conor, whatcha thingken bout?
>>64081338
muewmewnt
>>64081290
Don't forget they get a bonus & future escalated purses as a reward for winning. If the other guy having an extra 5 pounds of muscle is enough to make the difference in a close fight, they lose much more than they gain.
>>64081299
>Irish tips
>>64081299
30 for 3 dollars, free money man
people keep saying that Joe is a terrible commentator but honestly he is so much better then he used to be.
>>64081376
As a commentator he's not bad despite the few dumb things he says (blaming that Struve fight sucking on "casuals") and his repeating himself with the same phrases but overall he knows what he's talking about and knows the fighters.
He's a fucking insufferable hype man and mentally ill.
>>64081390
>He's a fucking insufferable hype man
i like it actually Joes enthusiasm is infectious even if he does exaggerate a bit.
And what Struve fight are you talking to? I love Struve never seen a boring fight from him.
>>64081406
The one from 193, when he was on his back the whole fight.
>>64081406
The one he just had
>>64081414
>>64081411
have not caught that yet since its not on fightpass
>>64081299
won't you be fucked if it goes to decision?
>>64081421
Don't
>>64081438
call
>>64081058
Aldo
Chris
Yoel
Gunnar
Max
>>64081448
In the thumbnail it looks like someone has a fist for a face.
>>64081448
That's a great poster.
>>64081453
Aldo will ave a fist far a face after ahm done wid im
>>64081421
Rogan has a line in that fight that will make you roll your eyes at best and get platinum mad at worst
>>64081430
>This fight going to decision
>>64081525
wagekeks btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLcrfFQXsPY
>>64081522
you've been pissed over rogain literally assramming the aussie crowd for a few weeks now. get over it lad
>>64081525
Atheists BTFO
>>64081536
wait what?
>>64081533
>contempt for working people
That's really reaching. He's just saying stupid people can hang on really easy.
Could Pat Barry have made 205?
I like him but fuck he was small for heavyweight. But hes such a thick guy and it wasnt fat he was pretty muscular.
>>64081544
I've mentioned Rogan's infuriating line about people only booing the fight because they don't know anything about MMA any time someone mentions the Struve/Rosholt fight because I find it just fucking ridiculous
>>64081533
>tfw retail workers are worth more than Rogan is on his podcast
>>64081552
idk I will just have to watch it and make my own judgement.
>>64081559
It was a bad fight
Not even one of those grappling matches where it's all le subtle chess match, it was just plain shit. The crowd starts booing because Struve was on his back and Rosholt was holding his legs for like 30 seconds or something and barely did anything, I think he legkicked him like twice IIRC.
Also in the third round Rosholt was actively avoiding any sort of engagement with Struve, he wasn't even going for takedowns anymore, just running down the clock.
Jesus what an awful fight, at least the rest of the them up and down the card were pretty good.
>>64081559
Do you wanna have a bad time?
With the power of God on his side, Romero will put Jacaroid to sleep.
>>64081574
I wondered why that fight was put on the main card and not the Kyle Noke fight or any other prelim fight.
>>64081058
Junior
The Chris
Jacare
Gunni
Holloway
>>64081675
Who are these semen demons?
>>64081688
The one on the right:
https://www.instagram.com/lolowood_/
>>64081533
>some people are so dumb they shouldn't be able to talk
>Brendan Schaub starts talking
>>64081533
Joe is such an idiot sometimes.
>Jack Slack, Luke Thomspson SBN, Robin Black, Firas Zahabi, Mark Wahlberg, Jon Anik, Kenny Florian and all the other great MMA analysts are picking Conor McGregor
>some fat kids posting on a Bhutanese pottery glazing blog think they know better
>>64081058
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
In UFC 194 Embedded Ep 1, what's the app they use to measure Connor's punching power? I want to know if I can heem him & Gunnar combined
>>64081739
Here's a (you) for trying
When can we see Lawler go savage on a nigga again?
>>64081739
>Not having the ability to decide on your own merit
Ireland, never change.
>>64081739
Schaub picked Aldo.
>>64081739
>Jack Slack
>picking
Know how I know you're lying?
>>64081058
Mystic Mac
Wideman
Jacare
Gunnar
MaxMaxMax
>>64081791
No he didn't. Listen to the latest fighter and the kid. He picked Mcgregor tko round 3
>>64081775
Gunnar designed it actually. It's why he was able to land a highscore with the flick of his wrist.
>>64081739
says the guy who literally only gives a shit about this sport because conor is popular
I hope Aldo goes full Tong Po desu
>>64081819
Sheeeit, I forgot the new episode would probably be up by now. Thanks, Conor. I was sad and this will cheer me up.
>>64081860
>yfw Irish posters disappear after 194
/heem/ is pretty slow
Stuck in the mud general desu
>>64081926
its so slow I am gonna post some MMA shoops
Should I keep going?
>>64081946
I'd rather have some fresh heems
Or old ones we don't see often
>>64081946
Of course
>>64081960
will you settle for shitty gifs?
>>64081966
well I will keep posting shoops
>>64081970
>only one image at a time
fucking gay
>>64081976
>>64081976
>>64081979
>>64081960
>>64081985
Diaz looks in good shape lads
>>64081993
>>64082005
>>64082002
which Diaz?
>>64082002
why does he have to be tough all the time
>>64081991
>Ok he lost, time to cop a feel
I thought they hate gay shit in Africa
>>64082013
>>64081739
>Mark Wahlberg
Might as well say Demi Lovato you stupid tater tot
>>64082025
>>64082032
>>64082039
>>64082044
>>64082044
Needs Barao vs Wall
>>64082044
okay that was worth a chuckle
>>64082026
Stfu you dumb ass
Demi Lovato knew Fonda's fight would be short enough to put on Instagram, YOU didnt
Can't wait until you casuals leave and it's just me and Lovato posting like normal
If we say that Conor's maouevement is a solid 10/10, what would you say Aldo's movement is?
>>64082050
>>64082054
>>64082055
the Co Main is even more funny to me
>>64082060
How is holding someone down because you're scared to fight a win
>>64082061
Stewk in de mewd
>>64082069
>>64082069
that's what drew the laugh pham
>>64082081
by the way these arent my OC just stuff I never saw posted here so I might as well while the board is slow
>>64082090
>>64082100
>>64080944
I'm the opposite, I'm leaning on Aldo(but it's close I wouldn't be surprised either way), but it will be hell when Conor wins. Every meathead UFC fighter will train capoeira. And Joe Rogan will be slobbering all over it.
YOU SEE MIKE, BRAZILIAN FAKE DANCE FIGHTING IS THE BEST BASE FOR MMA!
>>64082108
>>64082116
>>64082115
If thats how people really thought every UFC fighter would be blackbelts in Karate by now
>>64080599
>>64080527
>>64080515
>>64080488
>>64080469
>>64080454
Yo Singapore guy. You're training at evolve? Yeah, shit gets expensive there. Small place, big money.
A friend of mine has a couple of fights in ONE FC, he has a full time job and trains only part time. He got knocked out by a brutal body kick on his last fight. It's not good to be a "pro" when you only train part time.
>>64082134
>>64082142
stop
>>64082124
Okay, that part about the fighter is a BS. But the Roganmemes will be brutal.
>>64082142
Stop posting
>>64082163
Well a meme is a meme, right? The front kick to the face, made popular by Anderson SIlva, was a technique you'd see at least once a card for about a year after the big front kick to the face. That's a meme technique right there. Same for the wheel kick imho.
I think the movement meme will infect a lot of the fighter community if McGregor wins. Condit and McGregor will be seen as the fore-runners of the movement era. We'll probably even have a few fighters who exclusively train movement only, I hope.
When you learn mewvement, you learn how to be like water in the way you take all forms of shapes and motions, patterns and movements
>>64082141
I tried evolve for a month cos it was free haha.
Are you in Singa? going pro?
nowadays I go to small boxing and muay thai gyms instead, often in Thailand cos my gf has a house there
>>64082173
Keep posting
>>64082192
Jiu Jitsu is the most important meme in martial arts history.
>>64082211
do you legit want me to keep posting or do you just want to troll those guys?
>>64082210
Hey man if you ever want I'd be happy to heem you
>>64082210
Sounds comfy
>>64082215
Keep posting if you feeling froggy
>>64082215
Keep posting. I'm actually getting a kick out of some of these
>>64082216
lol, i've never been heem'd. would be a new experience.
Are you on this island? Do u watch the cards live at a bar or torrent them?
>>64082226
>>64082229
ok then
>>64082236
Neber been heemed huh.
>>64082210
Nope, look closer, lol. Indonesia.
Not a pro, just a fat fuck who trains BJJ. We usually have tournaments a few times a year, you should come down here and do them. The level is a bit lower so it's good for leveling up if you're a beginner.
Heard good things about training in Thailand, going there next week for a weekend getaway.
>>64082225
Yeah, the comfier my life is the less I do the things that were once my life: reading, training, writing, running.
Being happy really dampens the creativity that stems from ennui
why do girls do this
>>64082239
>>64082256
Do what?
>>64082248
Pretty cocky the way he brags about it too... we should flip his breakers.
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