Is he really going to be the face of the NBA? He can't even shoot all he does are layups and dunks.
Also he's Australian.
>>64073320
all shaq did was dunk.
>>64073320
>>64073375
Well, that was a short thread.
>>64073375
But he wasn't the face of the NBA.
Analysts are comparing him to lebron who can do pretty much everything in terms of shoot, dunk, and pass. Simmons just seems really athletic.
All big men don't need to have great jump shots dude.
>>64073375
if he adds than he will be unstoppable. blake griffin and davis didnt have jump shots in college and now have elite mid range jumpers and every season are moving out further and further
>>64073320
>Australian
Nope.webm
Didn't the J.Haynes experiment teach you anything?
>>64073320
Is it me, or are a lot of "the next GOAT" athletes of mixed race ? Curry, Griffin, etc...
Pictured are Simmons parents.
Serious question. Could not have happened in the 1960/1970 USA. And how is "pure" Black America taking it with these "swirls" ? (their term.)
>really, I am serious.
>skeleton big men dominating literal who teams
>next goat
rofl
>>64074182
Smarts of a white with athleticism of a black. Dont see the problem
>>64074088
I want to be wrong anon
>>64074230
>athletes.
>>64074182
>>64074230
Dirk's child will be GOAT. German fundamentals and black genetics.
>>64073425
>implying lebron isn't simply really athletic
He's gotten farther than anyone in sports history on sheer athleticism alone. The dudes been in the league, what, almost 15 years now? Have you seen that niggers footwork?
He refuses to evolve his game and you can see his impact already slipping. Remember a couple years ago when they said Lebron had worked on his post game? Whatever came of that? It still just amounts to him barrelling over people. He's developed a decent shot but its really streaky and you can hardly count on him outside 8 or so feet from the hoop.
tl;dr - Motherfuckers can make it plenty far in the NBA on sheer athleticism. Lebron is awesome but its due to the fact he's the size of a 4 with the quicks and hops of a 1.
>>64073320
They say he plays like LeBron so yes
>>64074230
The mixed race person would be less athletic than a black person and less intelligent than a white person, they would be more of a balance of the two traits.
>>64074526
This quite literally isn't true. And there's an entire field of science devoted to proving it and that you're a retard. They're busy.
>>64073425
>But he wasn't the face of the NBA.
Shaq was the face for a while. He was the NBA's biggest star once MJ retired.
>>64073320
>He can't even shoot
Welcome to the NBA
you're welcome world
>>64074680
Whoa there fella...
>>64074612
Here is a picture and a quote from James Watson, the father of the field of genetics and Nobel prize winner: On October 25, 2007, Watson was compelled to retire as chancellor of the Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory on New York's Long Island and from its board of directors, after he had been quoted in The Times the previous week as saying "[I am] inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa [because] all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours—whereas all the testing says not really." He went on to say that despite the desire that all human beings should be equal, "people who have to deal with black employees find this not true."[56]
>>64074897
I wasn't arguing in favor of the usefulness of the negro. I was arguing against the notion that genetic offspring will somehow always present a balance in the combination of inherited traits.
Full disclosure: my girlfriend is black and we both hate niggers.
>>64075000
>self hating your ethnicity
>>64073320
Is this guy African, or an indigenous Australian?
>>64074431
>being this obsessed with a man in his 30s who will never know you exist
chill out bruh
>>64081004
He's just Australian.
>le only use right man hand man
>le 15 percent outside of the painted area man
>When an American plays basketball in Australia
BASED Wollongong Hawks
>>64081207
holy shit
did he think he was being sneaky?
there's a fucking million cameras all over the place lel
>>64081207
this is fucking hilarious.
>>64081207
americvcks will never be able to handle the bant
As a Laker fan I don't know why we're even tanking for this guy. He's literally the same player Julius Randle is, grabs the ball at the top of the key, slashes and bullies for easy layups, and can't shoot a jumper to save his life.
>>64081321
gotta tank for someone, just keep doing it until a good one comes along
>>64081207
m8 we changed back to illawarra now
>>64081381
>We
What position do you play mate?
Die hard /gong/ fans will always call them the Wollongong Hawks
>>64074431
>already slipping
>The dudes been in the league, what, almost 15 years now?
k
>>64081207
What a cunt
>>64081207
my sides
>>64081207
K E K
>>64081207
what a cunt
the way he drinks his beer and keeps on looking at the player is priceless though
dante exum 2.0
>>64074431
His team is first in the east and third in the league what the fuck do you mean....
Still 26pts 6.5ast and 7.8 reb
Those are quality numbers and he's the only one keeping the team afloat consistently.
Leaving miami was a mistake though, not sure if he can will a one man championship facing either the spurs or warriors.
>>64074526
Mixed people tend to get the best of each parent
That's how evolution works
>>64073425
>lebrick
>shoot
>>64073425
>Shaw
>wasnt the face of the NBA
I'm pretty sure even now most humans on earth would recognize shaq before lecrab or kobr.
>>64073425
>But he wasn't the face of the NBA.
>>64084150
Kek. No it ain't. Evolution doesn't deliberately combine the best characteristics of a reproducing pair. The concepts you're thinking of are from a different part of genetics, and they certainly don't guarantee the offspring is a better combination of the parent couple.
>>64086126
Genscan or Augustus?
>>64081207
The announcers were the best part
"The guys behind can't believe that he'd waste his beer. It's a crime on so many fronts, it's hard to count them "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjCdiLuo16E
>>64073425
Is this a joke? Simmons has LeBron level vision and passing skills. He's gonna average 7 assists as a PF
>>64073425
>But he wasn't the face of the NBA.
Confirmed for either younger than 20 or retarded.
>>64074182
>Griffin
Kek. Curry is literally the only one, and all he does is chuck threes.
>>64087553
Guy's a cunt but gave me a chuckle. Too bad basketball is all about clowning on bitches so now the guy who got poured on will carry a mark of shame.
>>64074897
>Orientals
Topkek confirmed for racists
>>64074897
>muh charts
>>64080924
>ethnicity
So she should blindly defend lazy, worthless niggers because they share the same amount of skin pigment? That's some nigger shit right there.
