MNF EDITION
Game starts 7:15 CT And 8:15 ET
1 Bong and 13 bings
Prepare for shitposting
>>64071700
Garbage teams
Garbage game
>6-10 team will host a playoff game
joke league
is romo elite?
>R*******
do cowfaggot fans actually think they have a chance?
redpill me on Kirk Cousins
Its sad that the cowboys still have a chance to make the playoffs
WHO EAGLES HERE?
who is /eagles/ here?
>>64071737
the next tom brady 2bh m8
>>64071710
Redskins don't really play like garbage at home they usually trick everybody into thinking they have a offense that can score points and a defense that can cause turnovers.
>>64071732
Redskins fan here and any divisional game is a hard one that has impacts in the rest of the season through injuries. Dallas has a chance against the Redskins just because the Redskins are considered favorites and they always fuck up
Singles
>Cousins gets the win
Doubles
>Cowboys pull it off
Trips
>Tie
Anything else
>Goodell realizes that division is shit and drops them and replaces their teams with players from the top 4 NCAA Div. I teams.
>>64071770
I could see him falling into the system qb meme and his decision making has vastly improved. But not sold until he can win 2 games in a row or can consistently throw the ball down field
Fuck that blue star
Fuck those silver pants
Fuck those silver helmets
Fuck every cowboys fan who hasn't even stepped in an ajacent state to Texas
>>64071700
>nfc east game
>give starting time in CST
fuck off you terrorist
>suzy wil never lay you out on the field
fuck i hate this life
>>64071843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
official thread theme song
>Stuart Scott
I came here for football, not for feels
>>64071854
The only Midwest terrorists are the good American born kind that aren't radically religious
>Cowgirls
>Washington Deadskins
Cowboys fans are the biggest gays in sports
YOU LIKE THAT
>mfw being subjected to a 2 minute xeralto commercial
is Kirk the most attractive QB in the league?
dis gon' be good
>>64072017
you bet!
Who remembers when the Cowboys signed that queer micheal SAMs lol officially the cowgirl
>>64071843
Fuck your historically mediocre team.
You can never take "America's Team" away from us, even when you're the fucking capital of the nation.
who's taking most of the snaps tonight, morris or jones?
>>64072061
>Who remembers when the Cowboys signed that queer micheal SAMs
romo wanted him in dallas...
...and other places
>>64072077
>calling another team historically mediocre
1995 was 20 years ago, jose
>>64072077
shut up, 31/32 teams fans disagree with you and to top it off, it's a name you gave yourselves, you Unwarranted Self Important assholes.
>Manny Vega raising 5 of her kids
KEK
>marrying a woman with 5 children
>my wife's kids
This çuck.
if the Cowboys are "America's team", who are "Canada's team"?
i would like that, if the redskins won this game and hurt the Giant's chances of making the playoffs
>>64072159
Montreal?
>>64072125
>other teams fans don't like other teams
Surprising
>>64072159
the redskins
>>64071700
>Naming your kids after pro athletes
Fucking pathetic
>>64072159
the seaqueers
>RG3 jerseys
>naming your kid after RG3
>RGIII
Dad why did you name me after the inactive 3rd string QB?
THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR VETOING ALL THE GOOD REDSKIN NAMES! HE HAD TO NAME HIM AFTER RGKNEE INSTEAD OF DARRELLLLLLLLLL!
>fucking divorced
>naming your kid after a draft bust QB
l e l
>there are people who don't think the packers/bears rivalry is the best in the NFL
>tfw you were named after a shitty qb
I would kill myself fampai
>>64072190
There's like a billion Peytons in Tennessee now
>>64072159
Leafs for sure.
>he married a woman with 5 kids
>he named his son rg3
>>64072211
This.
Ryan Leaf is pretty much the biggest bust ever and meet Ryans all the time.
>>64072159
Seems to be a lot of pats bandwagoners on here
>sean
>that must be an old poster because he still has a ball in his hand
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>64072159
Maple Leafs. They have the most fans. Any Montreal fans outside of Quebec are bandwagoners
NY Giants fan here. I gave up on the stupid ass Eli cycle and I just want to watch some good football. Who should I root for?
>>64072218
Cowboys/Redskins have far bigger moments than anything the Packers/Bears have had
>Replacements game
>Two NFC title games
>The 1-15 Cowboys getting the one win at RFK
>Monday Night Miracle
>>64072218
kek this.
ESPN trying to hype up this game.
I see cowboys/giants as a more viable rivalry. Or Packers/Bears. or Steelers/Ravens.
Cowbro here, please fucking beat us Shitskins.
I just want us to tank and try out our fucking worthless young QBs instead of casslel. I'm also tired of hearing people over here saying OH BOY OUR NIGGERS GOT A CHANCE TO BEAT THE OTHER NIGGERS SOUPBOWL CHAMPS ANY GIVEN SUNDAY.
I swear to god if we had a non fucking retard as backup QB, this hilariously bad division would be cinched already.
>I almost bet on the cowboys+4, shits will win by 3.
>>64072273
Dallas fan here, Redskins have always been our biggest rival even with McNabb and Reid's decade run and Eli winning superb owls
Daily reminder that The US were warned numerous times about the attack on Pearl harbor and ignored all warnings
>>64072269
Redskins.
Cowboys are ass
>>64072273
Ravens/Steelers isn't as historic, packers/bears don't have as memorable moments.
>>64072269
Cowboys, gives you the best shot at the playoffs plus the "Cowboys comeback" storyline
>>64072297
No shit that isn't news. FDR new he needed something to unite the country.
>>64072259
>mfw i heard that
PEWPEWPEW
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
>>64072250
>Ryan Leaf
No one in their right mind would expect anything from a guy who admitted he would blow his contract money in Vegas. What were the Chorgers thinking when they drafted him?
>>64072311
but anon, the US didn't want to be involved in the war, family
>>64072300
Giants remaining schedule sucks. They host the panthers and Eagles; also, they go to Vikings and lelphins (all are not in order).
>>64072343
Half did, half didn't. FDR knew it was inevitable.
>gets to watch the Pats lose again
>10-1 "oh they'll be fine"
>10-2 "PANIC!"
I'm so happy.
>cowfaggots
it's a shame they couldn't go 0-16
>>64072329
>some Portuguese faggot thinks he's an expert on scouting because he knows about the Ryan Leaf story 17 years later.
>>64072360
That and he knew it would finally pull us out of the Depression
>>64072108
1991 was 24 years ago.
>6'5"
>320 pounds
"great condition"
>>64072379
Joe Gibbs is too much a sweet grandpa to piss on anyone put of malice
Also GOAT coach
>>64072269
>>64072300
>rooting for the Cowboys ever
They already have enough bandwagoners
>>64072297
Reminder to report off topic bullshit like this
Haha, time to watch my Skins choke in primetime in front of the entire nation.
Redskins fans,
How would you feel if in the future your team name was changed? Not saying it'll happen with this current owner just wondering what the reaction would be.
Anyone have an mnf stream that's not wiziwig trash?
If the season ended today, current playoff standings.
>yfw the Redskins would get a fucking home game
>>64072404
I'm not jumping the wagon. I just wanna watch a good football just to forget the Giants push for the playoffs.
>>64072446
>Anyone have an mnf stream that's not wiziwig trash?
how do you have Internet but not espn?
>>64072125
Like this means anything.
>>64072472
why pay for basic cable when you have internet?
>>64072384
I don't know how scouting works in America, but over here people at least try to ask around how the player is or behaves. But I admit the draft system pretty much makes that difficult if not impossible.
NO
NOT YOU TOO GRUDEN
NOT YOU TOO
>>64072433
i would be ok with it as long as they kept the logo and didn't give them a lame ass name
>>64072269
A catastrophe or realistically the Cowboys
>ever rooting for any team in the nfc east if isn't solely to better the giant's odds
>spider 2 why ban-an-a
>>64072433
I personally don't give a shit as long as the name isn't awful and cliche. So no "warriors" or named after an animal.
>>64072395
Linemen are supposed to be that way. You would probably call strongmen in worse shape than body builders.
>>64072472
because all i can afford is internet
cable packages are too much. can you help me or not?
Stealing Peyton Manning's meme.
>>64072433
I don't care anymore. The last decade of Redskins football has disgraced the team's legacy anyways.
>it's a gruden game
>>64072451
>jets/pats wc game
hngggggg my dick
>>64072505
http://vipbox.biz/football/watch-1mp3m-dallas-cowboys-at-washington-redskins
>mfw the Mac and mash are done and now I'm just waiting on the ribs
>>64072524
>mfw I am trying to contain my spider 2 y banana
>>64072566
>tfw my wife's son broke the microwave
>>64072451
Nfc east champ will only have 7 wins at the end of the season anyway.
>>64072608
So you're telling me the Eagles will only notch two more wins?
>>64072601
>Wife's son
>Marrying a baby momma
>>64072524
4 >>> 2 >>> 3 >>> 1
>>64072601
>my wife's son
>>64072483
It's only 10 bucks extra for me. That's how they get you. They charge a shit load for Internet but if you get tv bundled it cost just a little bit more.
>>64072601
>wife's son
>>64072601
Let the memeposting begin
>inb4 plate of bananas covered in ketchup
>>64072684
rate my dinner lads
>>64071939
I lived in West Hartford for a bit. One night, we were out at a bar and we saw Stuart Scott there with someone. It wasn't uncommon to see ESPN people in West Hartford because Bristol is an absolute shithole and West Hartford is the oasis in the cesspool of Connecticut. I wanted to say hi, but he was there was this woman and he was crying. Just, an absolute broken man. I didn't bother him.
Two days later, it came out that his cancer had relapsed. RIP, left eye. I'm glad I didn't bother you that night.
>>64072710
WTF Who eats this shit? How dry is that steak?
>Redskins can't win on the road
>Eagles incompetent
>Giants can't close
>Cowboys can't win without Romo
At least it's not the AFC south
>>64072710
I grilled up an ice sandwich, mine is tastier
>>64072743
sup bermudabro
WHO /WWE RAW/ HERE?
>>64072684
My gfs car broke down at her ex bfs apartment so she's just staying the night there tonight. What should I order for dinner?
>>64072710
hide post/10
>>64072791
>>>/asp/
>>64072813
i-is this what sex is really like b-b-bros??
>>64072777
Not much, Canadabro. Back on the rock after a weekend away. Cold up there?
HEY JACK IT'S A FACT THE SHOWS BACK IN TOWN
COWBOYS AND THE SKINS ARE ABOUT TO THROW DOWN
>>64072813
Holy shit why is every girl I've fucked before so lazy
>>64071700
>Op thinks the game starts twice.
>>64072861
No, mild December like most of the country. Was foggy as fuck last night. about -2 (28F). supposed to go up to 50-56F this week, no snow on christmas i'm assuming which sucks.
>watching a Sky Sports tream
>they're seriously discussing the logistics of a London football team
lol
>tune in to Cowboys game
>I see a red door starts playing
>>64072813
wow, she looked like she had a lot of fun
i really enjoy seeing girls getting railed by other men
>>64072903
You didn't have the BBC
>>64072903
Because your baby dick isn't worth the effort
>>64072710
looks tasty m8. what are the macros like?
>>64072849
>i-is this what sex is really like b-b-bros??
Depends on how good you both are, how hot she is, and how into it you are.
>>64072849
Lol fuck no m8
Did you see how little the bed was moving when it "broke"
Plus there's a lot more "shit, sorry" said when you bump heads or hit each others teeth trying to kiss while fucking
And butt play always rim her butthole while fucking
What's a Redskin?
>>64072983
google " indian casinos"
>>64072971
>And butt play always rim her butthole while fucking
sounds fun desu
>>64072983
A prarie nigger
>>64072983
A football player that plays for the Washington NFL team
>>64072903
Because they were made of plastic and filled with air
>>64072634
2>4>1>3 for me
stream guys, im trying to get into this fucking sport
>>64073000
dang... trips for reality check :(
>>64072983
Orcs who drank the blood of Magtheridon
Hail to the R-words!
Hail Victory.
B-words on the W-word path
FIGHT for ol' PC!
>those madden 07 graphics
>>64072993
Who is this semen seductress?
Why do the Redksins play in Maryland?
>>64072989
Fuq yea fäm
Spit on your middle finger and circle around her chili ring
Bitches love it
And do that for a whkle before you slide the finger inside
Having a finger inside her ass while fucking her is a weird sensation because you feel your finger press against your dick and its easily one of my favorite sensations
>>64073000
>Because they were made of plastic and filled with air
rekt
Jesus NFCE nice division you got there
>>64072983
A derogatory term applied to Native Americans
>>64073036
>touching myself during sex is the best sensation
fag
>>64073029
>he doesn't know the heroin of the hummer
>>64073036
>tfw only fucked one girl in my life
>tfw she was really into butt stuff
It grossed me out desu but I was too worried about fucking it up to complain and went along with it
>>64073004
2 is little too plastic for me, and i want to lick the sweat under 4's saggy tits
>>64072993
>>64073036
Guys pls dont post porn and racism, im watching on the couch with the senpai
>>64072983
a product of the great state of Idaho
The fuck happened the car chase thread?
>>64073075
pics of your senpai
>yfw Cousins get hurt and RG3 gets put in the game
>>64073060
>touching yourself is gay
...???
>>64073032
Because Jack Kent Cooke.
Cowboys don't play in Dallas either. Jets and Giants play in New Jersey
>>64073065
>It grossed me out
>>>/lgbt/
Gruden is entertaining but fuck his dickriding
>THIS GUY IS SPECIAL
>TREMENDOUS WORK ETHIC
>THATS WHY I BELIEVE THEY WILL WIN
says this literally every week
>>64073085
RG3 can't he isn't active.
Gruden should really recuse himself from this game, he obviously can't be unbiased when his brother is coaching one of the teams
>>64073085
He's listed as ineligible
>Gruden accent
holy fuck those northern Ohio people
>>64073095
>Implying buttfags aren't just closet homosexuals in denial
>>64073070
2 is the best. She cares the most about her appearance
>>64073075
Don't worry, your senpai will always hate you and that won't change even if they discover you're a racist masturbator.
>>64073111
>implying wanting to make love to every inch of a beautiful woman's body is homosexual
>>64073036
All other responses aside, that is a rather attractive ass.
>>64073091
Well I can understand the NY situation, no room for 2 NFL stadiums plus all the traffic in NYC and what not.
>>64073102
>>64073108
oh I didn't realize, why the was he on the field warming up?
>>64073076
>Googled "potato" for image
>Too fucking lazy to google "redskin potato."
>>64073015
Not sure if Bait or you have it backwards....
why are these puppets so damn funny to me
what is this scary puppet looking shit
wtf was that marionette shit for?
I HOPE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE PREPARED YOUR ANUSES
>>64073131
They could still have one stadium to share in NYC.
You think DC has room?
Warming up means nothing
>>64073090
why waste your time having sex at that point
stram?
>>64072946
I guess they just were nonathletic or nonchalant prostitues
>>64073131
>implying there's room in DC proper for a giant stadium and parking lot
Take a look at a map retard
>>64073108
Why the fuck are they redshirting RG3?
I hope both these teams burn in Hell.
ONE PLUG
>>64073166
What is RFK? What is tearing down more of the ghetto like they did for Nats Park?
R8 dinner
S T I C K E Y
>>64073172
root for the cowboys senpai. i want this division decided week 17.
>MUH PEARL HAHBAH
>WE WANT DALLAS
These Landover fans are hyped
>>64073146
Not bait, orcs who drank mannoroths blood turned green, orcs who drank magtheridons blood pre TBC turned red
>>64073099
>REAL GYM RAT
NO
ONE
CARES
ABOUT
PEARL
HARBOR
who /happy hour/ here
>>64072159
Washington Nationals.
Thank you based Gruden for being the GOAT commentator.
>>64073161
It's not like I'm jerkiing myself off through her ass and vag
It's just some contact through the rectum and vaginal linings fæm
Just adds pressure to the frenulum the midst sensitive part of the dick
>>64073198
>>64073184
10/10 lad
How many fucking night games do the Cowboys need to lose before they stop shoving this team down the rest of the nation's throat?
>>64073197
get out faggot
>KIRK CUSHIT
>>64073198
>>64073184
>eating kraft dinner with mashed potatoes and corn
what the fuck is wrong with you
USA USA USA
Japs and weebs BTFO
I went to Pearl Harbor once and it was comfy af. You never would've guessed it was a Naval base at one point.
That's a lovely voice
>>64073183
They should just build a new stadium on Buzzard Point and share it with DC United, instead of letting United just build their own stadium there.
Never forget the sneaky japs.
They played us like a damn fiddle.
>sticky, tight man coverage
Ohh boy, Gruden is in top form tonight lads.
>>64073183
They need approval of the Federal government to tear down RFK. That also isn't going to happen until the soccer team fucks off.
A fucking NFL stadium in South East? How dumb are you? The parking lot alone would be ridiculous.
Everybody watch the fuck out
THE JOOS IS FUCKING LOOSE
Should rename them them Washington Samoans. No elite football team is possible without some Samoans on your team, and with that name they'd have more wanting on the team than they could use.
>>64073197
*tips*
>>64073197
I do you fucking little bitch
>>64073209
HELLO ROBERT
USA USA USA
Other countries btfo
ANIME BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64073216
My Mexican friends like their ribs with corn senpai
remember, a vote for Hillary is a vote against America
Why does it trigger me when stadiums have a flag that doesnt cover the entire field?
If you're not rooting for the Cowboys to prove the NFCE is a dumpster fire beyond compare, fuck off.
>>64073221
From what I've read, it was a pretty comfy naval base. Most of the sailors there felt lucky to be stationed there instead of somewhere shitty like Norfolk.
>>64073228
United want a soccer only stadium. They won't go for it.
U S A
S
A
/jp/ BTFO
IT'S AN EMINENCE FRONT
>>64073197
>proud 16 and 17 year old Americans lined up to sign up for military after Pearl Harbor
>74 years later 16 and 17 year old faggots act edgy on the internet
I stood up for the national anthem in my home. Is it normal? I'm a Filipino with an American citizenship.
>>64073239
Anybody else completely over this lass?
GUYS PLEASE KEEP IT VIDYA
>The marionettes in the intro
>>64073253
>filename
Fucking lost it
>>64071770
no homo but hes pretty hot. Would be a bottom desu
>>64073253
Jesus, Moses and Methuselah
That was the first real good singer they've had all year
>>64073227
Ha, I came here to post this.
fuuuuuck yeah redskins!
>>64073268
No I never will
Settle in got a snoozer, boys.
I've got the redskins winning by 10. Predictions?
dubs and first play from scrimmage is a turnover
>>64073184
literally fuck off I'm a poor college student and I have to microwave some shit in a couple minutes
looks so fucking good I would kill someone for some authentic southern comfort food
Buccaneer JOOS is coming for your booty
And she's probably into pegging
>>64073227
Good anthem, 10/10. He kept the tempo up instead of dragging it to milk his time on TV, and he didn't sing all these extra notes that are not there.
>>64073267
Only if you sang along.
Japan stronk, post anime in honor of Pearl Harbor
>>64073267
Considering the US liberated the Philippines from Spain and the Japs, no.
>>64073291
I didn't think you'd showed up
