>you're an NFL receiver in your first pro game
>playing the Seattle Seahawks
>Richard Sherman is the corner covering you
>he's been talking shit all game
>all of a sudden you blow by him on a fly route, catch a perfectly thrown ball and run into the endzone for a 60 yard touchdown
What do you say to Sherman the next time you see him?
Say nothing and continue to play the game because im not a nig.
heh, nothing personal, kiddo
>>64067968
"hell of a game! hell of a game"
>>64068014
although I'm black, yet not a nig, this.
DON'T YOU EVER TALK BAD ABOUT ME, RICHARD SHERMAN IS A MODERATELY OKAY CORNERBACK, DON'T YOU EVER TALK BACK. EVER TALK BACK I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU.
;-)
You like that?
>>64067968
I like your dreadlocks, man
>>64068071
>black
>not a nig
>>64067968
"habeeb it"
Tell him to play better because my fantasy team has him on defense.
Trigger two birds with one stone: Sherman with the bantz and /sp/ because everyone hates when you talk about fantasy football during a game.
>>64068141
yep, it's possible.
i fart on his face just to watch his reaction
>>64067968
>What do you say to Sherman the next time you see him?
DAS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NIGGA, DAS IT RIGHT THERE. YOU FEEL ME, DAWG?!
I'm white btw
"YOU LIKE THAT! YOU LIKE THAT!"
"I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR GRANDPA IN THE ASS AFTER THIS GAME, MUTHAFUCKA"
Just let him know the balls coming to me again next play and go on a slant route for another big gain
>>64067968
psst nothing personal kid
The same thing I said to him before this game.
"You're a nigger"
Probably just nothing tbhfam, wouldn't even give him the attention. If I wanted to be a smart ass, I'd go up to him and try to hand him the ball and tell him he should remember that play
>>64068014
this is the only aceptable answer unless you're a nigger
>>64067968
Leap on his back and ride him like a man-pony
I guess you aren't very sure, man. (sher man)
Don't see how he could show his face after I lay that bomb on him.
>Was it good for you too?
pssssst
nothin personnel kid
BIZ NOOD MUHHFUGGA
>>64070019
>>64067968
Shake his hand, tell him I hope no hard feelings, and that I'll invite him to some grape juice after the game
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64067968
How's your mother?
Sherman isn't even a top 15 CB though.
>>64070096
just lock eyes with him and drop the biggest TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64067968
"All series baby, all series"
>>64067968
Rip of my pants and start jerking me wiener right then and there.
Either just a smug grin, or "sup senpai".
Or something sportsmanlike, something Ben Watson would say.
Depends how I feel in the moment.
>>64067968
"Step up, nigger.
CHAT
"I'm gonna put the meat in your mom's Cambell's© Chunky® soup."
>catch another amazing 70 yard pass in endzone with one hand
"Better get that broth ready."
>>64067968
Nigger nigger nigger, you fucking nigger.
TOASTY!!!
I WILL BUTTFUCK YOUR FATHER WITH YOUR MOM'S HEADLESS CORPSE ON THIS GOD DAMN FIELD
Stanford is a meme school
Probably just sing this if he's been talking shit...
>>64068141
There is a difference between a nigger and a black person.
>>64068247
>Canada
>thinks he needs to say he's white
>>64070770
Absolutely love this meme t b h
>>64070801
Have you seen their ministry cabinet lately? Dude it's 2015.
>I was gonna rip his heart out. I’m the best ever. I’m the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. There’s never been anyone like me. I’m from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m the ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah
Good hit big guy
>>64067968
Don't say shit to him. I'd call out his faggot ass safety, who is supposed to help on deep threats.
>>64067968
>Am I, dare I say it, elite?
>>64068049
Super sonic speed
>>64070770
Hello Chris Rock
>>64071315
this
>>64068141
#notallblackpeopleareniggers
>>64068014
>banter is now being a nig
Holy shit you SJWs are the worst
ich bin ein berliner
"greater than sign 2015"
"greater than sign meme defenses"
>>64068141
FUCK
OFF
BACK
TO
/POL/
Seriously, the whole "racism is hip and cool" meme is tired and boring.
>>64067968
"This is like when Iverson crossed up Jordan"
>being cocky by comparing myself to AI
>he can't be upset because I compared him to MJ
>while he tries to figure out if I was dissing him or complimenting him, I run past him on another fly route and catch another pass for a TD
win-win
>>64070822
It's rude to look through people's cabinets, especially men of the cloth.
>>64072798
>non-white untermensch detected
>>64073034
>American flag
>using German words
Fuck the racism meme, can we stop this kekold shit
>>64067968
softly and gently say "house nigga"
>>64073115
>mad at german words
Well, that narrows it down
>>64072798
I find it offensive when people talk down to racism
>>64073290
kek
YOU LIKE DAT, YOU LIKE DAT
You're not even as good as champ Bailey
>>64071315
TOP KEK /THREAD
>>64071892
this to the highest degree
"About once or twice every month I engage in public debates with those whose pressing need it is to woo and to win the approval of supernatural beings. Very often, when I give my view that there is no supernatural dimension, and certainly not one that is only or especially available to the faithful, and that the natural world is wonderful enough—and even miraculous enough if you insist—I attract pitying looks and anxious questions. How, in that case, I am asked, do I find meaning and purpose in life? How does a mere and gross materialist, with no expectation of a life to come, decide what, if anything, is worth caring about?
Depending on my mood, I sometimes but not always refrain from pointing out what a breathtakingly insulting and patronizing question this is. (It is on a par with the equally subtle inquiry: Since you don't believe in our god, what stops you from stealing and lying and raping and killing to your heart's content?) Just as the answer to the latter question is: self-respect and the desire for the respect of others—while in the meantime it is precisely those who think they have divine permission who are truly capable of any atrocity—so the answer to the first question falls into two parts. A life that partakes even a little of friendship, love, irony, humor, parenthood, literature, and music, and the chance to take part in battles for the liberation of others cannot be called 'meaningless' except if the person living it is also an existentialist and elects to call it so. It could be that all existence is a pointless joke, but it is not in fact possible to live one's everyday life as if this were so. Whereas if one sought to define meaninglessness and futility, the idea that a human life should be expended in the guilty, fearful, self-obsessed propitiation of supernatural nonentities… but there, there. Nigga."
proceed to slap the shit outta his gf's ass next time we're in teh club
>>64069959
underated
>>64071892
>SWJ
>nig
wat
>>64067968
Say nothing. Be the silent assassin and continue to burn his big-mouth ass with clutch catches for big gains and destroy his confidence so badly he washes out of the NFL.
>>64073644
I'd order him a pizza using my Twitter app
>>64067968
niggers tongue my anus
>>64067968
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME etc etc.
Probably just laugh about him with my teammates; don't want to lose focus.
If I don't like him I'll wait until he starts playing like shit and then talk trash to the media or something.
"What do you and your mother have in common?
I went deep on both y'all asses."
>>64067968
>DONT CHU EVER TALK CRAZY TO ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN I AM THE GREATEST RECIEVER IN THE GAME YOU CANT STOP ME PUNK DO SOMETHING BRUH YOUR WOMAN IS LOOKIN GOOD I FUCKED YO HOE BITCH NIGGA EAT MY ASS
Your hoe sucked my cock, ill show the DM's after the game
say nothing, just walk away
then stir up some shit at the postgame about how its pretty easy when ET messes up
Exaggerated wanking hand motion
"how does this make you feel white boi"
GREEEEEEG JENNINGS
fucking bumble
THE CHAOS CONSUME ME
>>64070179
Lol
I act like an ape and watch how white people don't respond to my antics because I'm white.
>>64075584
Only correct answer tßb fäm
>>64070801
Just because we don't have a lot of blacks doesn't mean we have a lot of whites.
nothin personnel kid
*unleashes katana*
Chat shit get banged
