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Best team from London versus the best team from Merseyside.
Get in and shitpost.
>>64067944
>best team from Merseyside.
this game should be ok right?
Super allllllll
>>64067960
good filename
>Dutch bait
gg tbqh wit u famly
>watching non top 4 teams
No thanks
>>64067964
meh
>Super monday
>Everton - Crystal Palace
when will they stop this
>Alan Smith
fuck sake
>>64067988
West Ham aren't in the top four Paul.
Palace & btts
>>64067992
It's MNF you seething freshcunt
>>64068007
same
>best team from london
that would be arsenal you idiot
>best team from merseyside
that would be liverpool dumbass
The fact that so many books still name the Shearer as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" striker ever only tells you how far the EPL stilI is from becoming a serious leauge. La Liga critics have long recognized that the greatest players of all times are Zidane and maradona, who were not the most rich or top scorers of their times, let alone of all times. Football critics rank the highly controversial Zidane over other footballers who were highly popular in and around Europe. EPL critics are still blinded by commercial success. Shearer scored more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. La Liga critics grow up watching a lot of lot of La Liga of the past, Bundesliga critics grow up watching a lot of bundesliga of the past. EPL critics are often totally ignorant of the past, they barely know who Kevin Keegan was. No wonder they will think that Shearer did anything worthy of being saved.
Why is this a derby?
does soccer have trick plays?
Come on Everton
>>64068052
who said it was
>>64068052
everton owners moved their franchise to london last week
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64068052
memes
>>64068052
derby of most plastic clubs
>>64068085
This isn't Chelsea and city
Should these kits be allowed?
>boalasi
>>64068085
El Plastico is Chelsea vs City though.
>>64068085
>says a Liverpool/Arsenal fan
>you now remember baines
shame moyes didnt buy him for 30m
>>64068107
Its a weird clash, but it's ok
>>64068118
I thought it was El Cashico
>>64068107
literally no
>>64068107
its weird, palace are using their home shorts. Usually its all white. Would that really have clashed?
been impressed with what iv seen of wickham
>>64068062
yes.
sometimes someone will step up as if to take a free-kick...
but then a totally different player kicks the ball instead!
madmen!
>>64068131
Oh maybe it is, I dunno now.
>>64068121
Tell me about Baines
>>64068148
wickham more like lick him
two most plastic teams are man u and Liverpool
what a fun game this is looking to be desu
how much would it realistically cost for someone to purchase barkley __right__now__?
How's my nigga Funes Mori doing at Everton?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Barkley is such shit how does this twat have a cap at all for us
>>64068175
50m
Barkley should have taken a touch first instead of going for that
>>64068175
40m
>oooh
>>64068169
That's a wierd way of spelling Chelsea
>>64068175
£42.5m lad
>>64068185
>that post
>that flag
KEK
>>64068175
without English tax, 7m lb. English tax + Everton delusion, 25m lb
rooney is at the match. Rooney to Palace when?
>>64068221
>rooney_thinking_about_food.png
which team is which?
>>64068221
kai is kawie :)
>>64068221
I want Palace to go down and QPR to come up
What ever happened to Mirallas?
I honestly thought I muted the TV until the commentator started talking again
Everton are pretty good considering how shit they are
>>64068266
Transfer to City and trains with the youth team
Who's qter Kells
>>64068221
>baked potato and new potato
>>64068285
lol
>>64068254
ill put it in to terms you'll understand
The team with the mayonnaise shirts(the white stuff in your burger) is crystal palace
The team in the pepsi shirt ( that soft drink you guzzle when you don't have coke) is Everton
Got it?!?
>>64068260
>wanting QPR back
John Stones is a better dribbler than Sterling
>>64068283
or Terri?
>>64068260
i like you
>not supporting the team in blue and white
>>64068296
Thanks
>>64068303
the choice is obvious
If we get an NFL team can we ship Crystal Palace off to the USA?
bolasie is class
why is he still at cp?
Howard still makes good saves?
>>64068283
>>64068303
team kells here
I wish they would have scored there god that would have been hilarious
>>64068341
wants to be part of somthing speical rather then sit at the bench at a top 4 club
>>64068336
>Crystal palace will finally get the b52 flyover they've always dreamed of
Palace score first soon and we could have a cracker
>>64068341
He's very inconsistent. Zaha seems more reliable
everton team tekker. stones skinned like 3 people, barkley done 2 earlier and deloflu just done 3 people
>>64068372
palace fan here
its the other way round, but neither are them are particularly consistent
Deufolue has some tekkers tBh.
Deulofeu pretty good 2bh
>>64068380
and lukaku just lost possession because of a heavy touch
Do you think he plucks his eyebrows?
>>64068399
lukaku is an exception becos he is athletic
>>64068380
>deloflu
What was that announcement?
fug
KA-POW
How the fuck was that not in
>dat tekkers
unlucky la
>>64068406
They are pretty fabulous.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT POST
>Commence operation Goodison exercise
W-what does it mean lads?
>PA system: "commence operation goodison [something]"
what kind of conspiracy is happening right now at goodison park?
>operation goodison exercise
What the fuck?
>>64068428
Purging of Liverpool fans.
every fucking year evrton have the loudest PS system wtf
His 100th appearance?
Where has the time gone
>>64068437
>>64068436
>>64068417
really people
trolly p
>>64068428
they're going through the crowd and kicking out non-liverpool residents.
>>64068394
>>64068394
>>64068394
Panorama thread for anyone interested
>>64068436
>>64068428
>>64068417
THEY KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>64068428
>>64068437
They march on Anfield after the game
>>64068437
>>64068436
>>64068428
>>64068417
probably meant to go to the security officers walkies, false flag "training exercise" confirmed
>operation goodison exercise
>Lukaku hits the post
whats going on
>>64068458
Why would you show it during a game?
I'll watch later in the week
>Kone
>Commence operation Goodison
W-what's going on lads
ALL CLEAR LADS
>all clear operation goodison exercise.
dat city 17 voice tho
>copying operation anfield exercise
embarrassing
it's ok operation goodison exercise is all clear
panic over
>>64068428
i think it's a mandatory fitness exercise they do in the 20th minute to keep the fans fit and healthy
It's all clear lads, we beat the terrorists
ALL CLEAR OPERATION GOODISON EXERCISE
GOALS INBOUND LADS
>>64068496
heh i love half life as well man
ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR
>>64068478
Magnets
Sounds like something out of a Bond movie desu
>>64068503
USA USA USA USA USA
>goodison exercise
spooky af
they do that PA announcement every game I've seen Everton on TV
Is this a library lads?
>>64068503
Mussos btfo
there is an australian on the field what the fuck?
>>64068522
GOBALL GABBLE ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>64068521
reminds me of this poster
>>64068534
no it's a soccer stadium. or as you may call it in the uk, a football ground
>>64068534
most soulless ground in the country
>mfw operation goodison exercise has commenced
>>64068540
There's also an american, an Irishman and an argie. Basically your average /Fifa/
>>64068560
>>96
CONTINUE WITH THE OPERATION
>>64068554
Self aware British humor t b h
>>64068560
Still louder than Emirates
>>64068560
worse than mk dons?
Has anybody scored yet?
>>64068554
pretty sure this sign is a piss take
>>64068582
me, with ya mam ya daft cunt.
>>64067960
>fake shitizen
>>64068554
Nice! Love retro art like this
>>64068585
I dunno 2bh, I've seen signs on buses say stuff like "It's easy to spot an inspector, they look just like you".
>>64068561
Based contract nonce
>>64068592
I'll take that as a no then
>>64068585
>piss take
>that flag
Kill yourself.
>>64068577
>>64068585
>oi m8 remember how we're an oppressed police state
>yeah m8 tip top sarcastic banter
>god save the queen
>god save the queen
Martin Tyler, such a mischievous man, what will he think of next.
Lads what if operation goodison exercise is a time altering operation , that made a alternate reality where lukaku missed and muslims now take over the world
>That answer
>>64068616
>2015
>not taking pisses
>>64068633
But, lukaku did miss..
anyone got tips for some half decent tv series to watch before you go to sleep? just finished always sunny
>lost to my friend every week in fantasy league so far
>he's 10 points ahead right now
>he has no players left to play and I have Lukaku
come on you big belgian bastard
Deulofeu was bought for 4.2m
Barcelona can buy him back for 6.3m
I fully expect Barcelona to ransom money from Everton this summer to not activate the buy back clause
are these people not embarrassed that they're so quiet?
most football matches are boring as fuck, and the only way to get through them is to chant and sing.
do all these inbreds sitting genuinely enjoy what they're seeing?
>>64068646
life and times of tim
So Stones is staying?
>>64068633
>my face when every decision we make creates another time line
>my face when we live in the very worse one
>no face
>>64068646
Community is decent
>>64068585
It wasn't.
>>64068644
we are in the alternate reality right now
>>64068649
>4.2
>Raheem was 50
fucking ayy
>>64068633
>>64068644
sh-it
i guess dubs 3 times in a row confirms this
>>64068649
That's if StepoverBoy wanted to go back.
>less wages
>no 1st team football
>loaned out again
That said, Spanish chicks and hot weather.
>>64068662
>tfw born into the war universe
Everton look like a fun team
Stones has been so good this season, wonder how much he'll be bought for
>>64068686
>tfw born in universe with nothing to explore
>>64068651
If you don't like football why even go to games, you could just stay in the pub.
Also the answer is old people.
>>64068662
Its not the very worst one, because you're here
>>64068686
>tfw darkest timeline
>>64068695
Money can't buy you Stones
>>64068260
fuck off seppo
>>64068695
£60 to Barca
>>64068707
thanks you too
>>64068715
tongue my bung, limey bitch.
>>64068719
chelsea will throw 45m at him in jan, mark my words
>not asking Pardew for a wave while it's so quiet
john stones is literally just ok
>>64068745
and stones will reject them and sign with Leicester
>boring comatose drawfests with clowns showing off and passing endlessly in the middle of the field
>no determined play to win whatsoever
>english """""""""""""""premier"""""""""""""""" league
>>64068683
I don't think they need him, but they could buy back and sell on. Kinda like the Alderweireld deal past summer
>>64068760
'no'
>>64068760
Pleb
>>64068763
might nip off at half time and watch netflix. what do you recommend lads?
>>64068760
>john stones is literally just ok
>>64068798
suicide
>monday night games
>ever being entertaining
>>64068798
Show or movie?
What are you in the mood for
>>64068798
Friday Night Lights
>>64068809
LOL UR SO KOOL DO EPIK WINZ LOLOLOLOL SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THIS. 1/5 VOTES NEEDED TO ARCHIVE. EPIC POWNAGE
decent game
>>64068778
>>64068784
>he's young so we'll exaggerate how good he is
>>64068764
my point is that Delofeu wouldn't necessarily want to move. And if he doesn't then buy back clause or not it doesn't happen.
>yes..i'm implying Del would turn down Barca to stay at Everton
>>64068637
thats gay as fuck and now funny
>>64068798
what's a netflix? does it have full HD blu ray movies like on my torrents?
>>64068809
not seen that, is it any good?
>>64068814
any. thinking i might watch that bill murray christmas thing. but something comfy
>>64068819
based. already seen it
When will this Barkley meme end
>>64068812
West Brom v Everton second half
>>64068812
>your slut mother
>everyone going in balls deep
>Dross Barkley
>>64068839
Can't think of anything comfy
Really enjoying Fargo right now, but I don't know if that's your sorta thing
am I banned?
how much can you get paid to be one of those lads who sprawls out on the pitch in a yellow coat?
>>64068847
It's over, unless he scores, then he's goat.
>>64068867
Yes
guys im not so sure that i will stay for the second half
>>64068763
That is what betting is for la
Got money on under 3.5 cards
am I quads?
>>64068637
>If only we had a manager like >Moyes
I wonder if he still feels the same way
>Liverpool 'champions elect la' will be behind Everton after tonight's game
kek
>>64068888
Noice
>>64068867
You should be.
Who /wankafterthis/ here?
>>64068875
>>64068838
yes it has Ultra-HD (4K) programming
>>64068893
Got my finals this week, no wank until I'm done studying for the day
>>64068893
Already showered
>>64068867
You could just go to 4chan.org/banned
A question for everton fans:
Is Deulofeu any good?
>>64068893
check out this porn studio m8
http://darkfetishnet.com/Psycho2010/albums/
It's half time, post Kells.
>>64068875
stay
steeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
dont goo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDD
>>64068829
I understand your point. I don't think he'd be eager to return to Barcelona either, he's probably disillusioned with them. But you never know what teams may come knocking, everton won't truly know peace as long as that buyback clause is there
>>64068893
Why don't just go outside and find a girl?
>>64068920
post the one where she gets blacked by the human choc-ice, ian wright
>>64068910
Decent occasionally but most of the time he is shite.
>>64068932
because i'm ugly as shit
>>64068934
Fuck off Jermaine, wax lyrical somewhere else.
>>64068932
that's harassment
>>64068932
whoa
>bet365 advert
>ray winstone in pub sat on his own
>betting on number of corners on mobile phone
>this is not supposed to look pathetic
anyone like butt stuff
>>64068946
same ;__;
i've still fucked quite a few girls but its taken a lot of effort and lucky circumstances
What you listening to lads?
>>64068964
but m8, he gambles responsibly.
>>64068946
So? If you aren't dumb/awkward you can do it.
>>64068964
git ya mums mobile numba ready
>>64068922
>>64068935
What I've thought.
It has always been public that he has an attitude problem. God complex. I hoped he had solved it but I see it's not the case.
>>64068932
what the fuck
>>64068964
that ad is shit, and betting is for wankers
>>64068969
exit only for me
>>64068981
>lot of effort
>lucky circumstances
rape is wrong
>>64068922
Other teams are an entirely different matter. But the buyback is no longer relevant in that case - and there's probably another clause saying if Barca exercise it then they can't flog him on straight away without paying more.
At least I'd hope so....
>>64068983
yer mam, she's a right screamer
>>64068983
I gamble irresponsibly when I shoot my sperm army into your mum
>>64068992
I'm not dumb or awkward, people insist that i'm smart and funny, but being ugly is a bigger setback than you think
>>64069019
>>64069020
lads, please, ;_;
>>64069005
this on all 3 counts
netherlands- 1
engkeks- 0
who /depressed/ here?
>>64068983
B O R I S
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>>64068983
Listening to this lad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VREoSPYVsYs
