>joe montana isn't from montana
>Tom Brady isnt one of the kids from the Brady bunch
>Steve Young got old
>Jim Brown was white
>reggie white was black
>>64060669
>Drew Brees has never painted with the colors of the wind
>>64060770
nice
>A-rod isn't a metal cylinder
>ditka isn't from Chicago
>>64060669
>people I know IRL call him Joam Ontana
>>64060669
>lawrence taylor never custom made suits
>>64060669
>Arsenal isn't named after Arsene Wenger
Larry Bird couldn't fly
>LeVeon Bell doesn't toll
>>64061252
You're doing it wrong.
>Ryan Leaf wasn't Canadian.
>Bruno Berner isn't from Bern
>Darius Slay isn't a murderer
>>64062349
>T.J. Ward doesn't protect anythig
>Thomas Müller doesn't run a mill
>JJ Watt isn't a derived unit of power
>Jerry Rice didn't like to eat rice.
>>64060669
>Michael Jordan isn't from Jordan
>Legarrette Blount doesn't smoke weed
Wait fuck
>Messi isn't actually messy
>Usain Bolt isnt a screwing device
>>64063320
that's not what your mum says
>OJ Simpson isn't yellow
>>64060669
>West Ham
>No ham in sight
>schweinsteiger
>actually seduces pigs
>Cam Newman isnt a baby
>Hell, Michigan
>snow all over the fucking place.
>Justin Houston
>Isn't from Houston, nor plays for the Texans
>>64060727
>paul
>>64063193
Nah man. When you see all of the work he puts in oveer his period of time in the NFL, then you'll really see why he is one of the most powerful units in the NFL
Jameis Winston actually does win a ton
>De Bruyne is a ginger albino
>steph curry
>doesn't go to the designated shitting streets
>Megatron isn´t a transformer
>David Beckham isnt a pork-based meat
>>64060669
>yfw Joe Montana is the greatest Italian-American athlete of all time
>>64064056
mama mia
>>64064056
fuck off pizza-boss
>>64064056
rocky marciano
>>64060770
fuck i laughed
>tfw when the song "when the levy breaks" was about deandre levys hip
>>64064071
>mamma mia
fucking italians man
>petr čech je čech
Haha Clits And Dicks isn't some weird imported Japanese gameshow
>Barry Sanders
>doesn't even know the colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices
>Phillip Rivers didn't spawn from a river.
>Von Miller couldn't grind wheat into flour to save his life
>OJ Simpson didnt do it
>>64064526
I laughed lads. Not sure why, but I did.
>ryan giggs
>never went dumb at a Mac Dre show
>Jake Butts
>only has one butt
>Calvin Johnson
>dad isn't named John
>Aaron Rodger is a fudge packer
![danny-drinkwater[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o22BXqf.jpg "danny-drinkwater[1].jpg")
>danny drinkwater drinks lucozade
>OJ Simpson is not a liquid.
this is gay
>Nick Mangold is not made of gold
>>64067655
Thats what you think you stupid faggot
>Andrew Luck
>gets to play in the shittiest division
Ron Mexico is American
>for those who you who got the reference you got it for life
>Eden Hazard is safe to be around
>>64067727
I GET IT
IM OVERR 20
>>64063986
I chuckled tobh
>>64060669
>phillip rivers doesnt actually fill any rivers
This is not a joke.
>>64068519
QUE LA MIERDA
>Pepe isnt a smug frog
>>64065079
Kek
Ryan doesn't fist Patrick
>>64067727
The Playroom streamer
>Richie Incognito was in the limelight
>Jameis Winston isn't from Winston-Salem
>Bailey Jay isn't a boy
Rudy Gay isn't Gay
>>64066265
Kek
Clinton-Dix never fucked Monica Lewinsky
>>64071512
kek
>>64071467
das it mane
>Khalil Mack doesn't drive a Mack
>>64063306
But he got suspended for it.
Didn't Joe's kid play for the Grizz?
>>64068011
I love word play so much.
>>64065079
Noice
>>64063100
Actually, he is. You'll see soon enough ;)
>>64063100
>Darius Slay doesn't ride a one horse open sleigh.
>Kirk Cousins isnt my cousin
ian darke is actually quite pale
>>64063411
it froze over when the Lions won a game
>>64067142
no this is
Jeff Green isn't a celtic
>D'Brickashaw Ferguson
>Not a driver for a sturdy taxi
>>64063986
Nice.
>Jack Jewsbury
>not a Nazi
>Prince Fielder
>Designated Hitter
>>64076781
Underrated post.
>favre isn't pronounced like farve
>Teddy Bridgewater isn't a bridge
>George Best
>isn't the best
>Aaron Rodgers
>likes cock up his ass
>Andrew Luck has no Luck this season
>urban meyer isn't from the inner city
>>64076781
lmfao
>>64060669
>derrick fisher can't swim
>>64060669
>Derek Carr doesn't drive a Cooper
>Justin Houston
>plays for Kansas City
>isn't even from Houston
Warren Moon played on the surface of the earth.
>reggie bush
>isn't a shrubbery
>>64063353
kek
>>64080041
But, strangely enough, Amari Cooper does drive a car.
>Randall Cunningham never fucked a ham sandwich
>>64080626
You don't know that
>Johnny Unitas
>actually divided us
>>64067681
I lol'd so hard
>Adrian Peterson's dad is called Nelson
>Dont'a Hightower
>does tower high
>Captain Munnerlyn is not a team captain
>lionel messi
>has a very clean appearance
>Arian Foster is a black atheist
>Tom Brady doesn't wear braids
>named the 76ers
>can't even score 76 points
>>64080836
>having an apostrophe in your name
What is the apostrophe omitting? Is his name a contraction?
>>64083041
The apostrophe be silent nigga
>Dick Butkus never kissed any Dick-Butts
>John Madden actually isn't that maddening
>Mike Tolbert
>Isn't a knock-off Toblerone
>Luke Kuechly isn't a... shit, I got nothin'. Here, have a cat instead.
>Larry Bird
>is a human
>Devin Funchess has never actually funched.
>Terrelle Pryor's team is actually in last place.
>Magic Johnson
>dick doesn't actually have super powers (just AIDS)
Vaguely related.
http://www.shamsports.com/2011/03/the-2014-ridiculous-basketball-player.html
>>64063396
doesn't ham mean hammer?
>>64064056
Messi and Maradona are better
>Dan Marino wasn't a marine
Jadaveon Clowney is actually a very serious person
Bart Starr isn't a celestial gaseous body
>>64060669
delete this
Joey pankake wasn't born on a griddle.
