hocgeneral.com
>>64057788
checked
>>64057788
Kane Dubs, confirming he is a very good hockey player
Why are you do mad at les habitantes?
Ducks weeeeen
"Connor's Better" chant in Edmonton right now.
Kikel btfo
>>64057899
First thing Edmonton has gotten right imo
>>64057899
They're not wrong
>tfw you fall on your ass on the ice next to qts
Hold me bros.
>>64057941
>not asking them for skating lessons
>>64057941
Just tell them you're practicing your embellishments.
>>64057941
As long as you weren't wearing a cage like a cückold, you'll be fine
>>64057899
Too bad McGlass will never play a full season
>>64057965
Yeah but they weren't better skaters than me. I was just trying to do some sharp cross overs and lost an edge, then did this crazy arm flailing thing, then fell.
>>64057978
It was public skate, I was only wearing skates.
>>64057985
Reported
>>64057906
>>64057985
chicken>pig
le second overall bust man
>>64058052
Why is Buffalo still so bad?
>>64058089
City is cursed
>>64058089
Intentionally tanked two years in a row and got keked out of the first overall both times. Got keked out of Babcock. Picked up trash like Kane and Lehner with overpayments. GM throws a hissy fit when he loses the lottery.
>>64058089
Because they have shit cab drivers who don't even give exact change.
Do you know who I am mother fucker? Do you know who I am!?
>oilers 3 points of the playoffs
>no mcjesus for over a month
>Connor's better
Eichel btfo
>>64058177
That's because people in buffalo can't count. Ask them how many cups+super bowls they've won and they'll just look at you with a blank look on their face.
>>64058203
Poopalo on pooicide watch
>>64058151
They deserve this
Fucking intentional tanking shitters. Loving the laffs style rebuild though
Peter Chiarelli
@FakeOilersGM
Just had a chat with Tim Murray.
Tim: hey, why's Connor McDavid not playing for you tonight?
Me: I could ask you the same thing.
Tim: ...
>>64058089
its like edmonton
>city is hockey crazy, no free agents want to go their because of media
>city is a frozen hell hole, no free agents want to make their family live their unless they get overpaid like mad
>the Avs are squandering the best talent in the league
>Sakic will never fire Roy's sorry ass like he should
>>64058251
btfo
>>64058274
What the fuck does Roy even do for the organization anymore, besides siphon their shekels
>>64058303
Teaches them meme qmjhl hockey tactics that don't apply to professional hockey
Edmonton and Buffalo are the exact same place except one has a winning football team
>>64058321
is that just pulling the goalie early or does he have other memes
>>64058303
He's a retarded coach who won an award for having the luckiest team in the league. Once that luck ran out... See picture.
>>64058321
You'd think one of the most highly revered goalies in NHL history would have something relevant and useful to offer.
>>64058331
the 0-16 lions could BTFO an all star CFL team any day of the week
>>64058361
Good players don't make good coaches
>>64058371
>implying that was my point
>>64058361
Maybe towards goaltending although his style is not really relevant today. And this>>64058383
>>64058383
Especially when they're alcoholic Frenchies
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=151067
Why are Flames fans so retarded?
>Meme out a couple wins
>WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS
>>64058383
the best coaches in any sport were the people who were not that talented and had to grind and work their ass off to even stay in the league for a year or two
>>64058508
Yes, that is true
>>64058361
I mean Wayne was a terrible coach too
>>64058371
>loins
>>64058490
>in last place
>we cup nao
>flim flams
>>64058508
Babcock had to go to England just to keep playing
>>64058490
Zero western Canadian teams will make the playoffs.
>>64058508
True but being a terrible player doesn't make you a good coach. See Eakins, Dallas for an example
>yfw bolts miss the ploffs
>>64058673
they wont
found a cozy looking 70s Soviet hockey sweater
I wanna get it, but am afraid of looking fedora in it...
>>64058695
So don't do it
>>64058673
plz com bak Gally
>>64058687
>mfw the bolts are the worst team in florida
Find the best Jersey from your team and post it
http://m.nhluniforms.com/
>>64058739
no theyre not, panthers will regress back to usual shit soon.
>>64058837
Sorry faggot but your team is the worst in the state.
At least you have grocery store sandwiches
https://vine.co/v/i7nwKquYH55
>the crematorium of jewck kikel
>>64058972
>kikel
>mcmeme
>oilels
>buffalel
>>64058822
Why don't you support the BEST TEAM IN HACKEY
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>64058972
>the synagogue of eichel
>>64059053
>stors
>can't beat the >laffs
There's a difference between 'best' and 'most explosive offense'
Outside Klingberg and Demers it's a complete meme defense
>>64059053
Because I'm not a stinky smelly beaner
>>64059053
Dubs and they don't make it past the first round
>>64059132
>>64058673
>>64058695
you wont look fedora unless you have a Bernie 2016 hat on too
>>64058972
Absolutely btfo
>>64059207
so the kings missed playoffs last year and you had to bandwagon a new team huh
>>64059207
>70 goals against
Haha thanks for proving my point
>>64059207
>70 GA
>>64059207
>70 goals against
how do I get a /hoc/ gf?
>>64057848
I always thought Manitoba was prairie
>>64057941
Take the fall, act hurt, get indignant
>>64059385
Part of it is but the rest has too many lakes/trees
>>64059354
Troll for puck bunnies at your local minor league team's games
>>64058016
>It was public skate, I was only wearing skates.
Should have worn clothes tbqh
>>64059582
Is ice skating an acceptable first date in Sweden? Because it's not here.
>>64059602
I guess it would be. But it is very unusual as a first date.
Why is it not acceptable?
>>64059602
lel it is here, but that's because the PNW doesn't have much of a skating/hockey culture other than the few WHL teams.
why would you link hocgeneral.com in the general hocgeneral.com is meant to lead you to
>>64057899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3CFsvTx9BQ
>eichel keks himself trying to hit sekera
pure poetry.
>>64059689
>Shot to the side of the head
>Highstick in the grill
>Runs into the back of an Oiler
Absolutely keked
>>64059689
oy vey it's anudda shoah
>>64059730
It's too bad he didn't get run over by Draisaitl. Motherfucker would run to the anti-defamation league faster than you can say oy.
>>64059668
In case people don't know it exists?
>>64059650
Because I live in downtown Toronto
Fuck the refs at the oilers game though.
>reinhart trips over davidson who is on knees in the process of falling over, and who can't possibly control his movement - PENULTY DRIPPING
>review goal for kicking
>goal judged a good goal
>challenge by sabres on goaler interference
Do buffalels think that goal judges can only check one thing at a time?
>>64060081
Kick reviews are handled by Toronto, GI reviews are handled by the refs on tablets. They need to be separate so that Buffalo can lose their timeout when they are wrong.
TFW getting based Reichsaitl jersey tomorrow senpai
>>64059989
Sorry. I don't get the point. Is it too stereotypical?
>>64058203
>Tfw living in Edmonton
>Foreman is a Leafs fag
>YEAH BRUHB A DUB DUB TORONTO IS SOOOOO HOT YEAH
>YEAH, FUCK EDMONTON HOWS YOUR SEASON BEEN, HUH?
>Mfw
>Respond with "I dunno, how have the last 50-odd years been for you guys?"
>THAT
THAT'S NO FUNNY GET BACK TO WORK
>>64060256
>laffs fans
>talking shit
>>64060358
>mfw kikel dies in his sleep tonight because that elbow caused a blood vessel burst
>>64060405
>Helene St. James @HeleneStJames 1m1 minute ago
>Talks not looking good between Eichel, and Edmonton Oilers visitor lockeroom showers.
>>64060474
>scrivens attempts to cover the entire net.jpg
>>64060474
Poor fucker, he's totally broken.
827 in the ahl, and no wins in four straight.
>>64060759
>>64060504
>>64060474
>mfw Craig MacManslaughter unironiclly would have made him an NHL starter this season
>Literally the Kongs have a 7-point lead on the division
>Pacishit
>>64060916
the question is how the fuck did they miss the playoffs last year in the pacifishit
Is it too late at night to
>rags
>>64061055
Lost to the Oilers twice lel. Give them 3 points from those games and they make it
>>64061055
Little bit of cancer which was purged, general wear and tear from 3 deep runs playing a heavy heavy style and complacency from winning the cup as an 8 seed. Pearson getting hurt broke up their best line.
All that is behind them and Doughty is whipping these new D core into shape. They are playing great hockey right now
>>64061136
>>64061055
Alberta cemented their place as best province.
>>64061125
no sir
>>64061055
They remorsefully leaned on Quick too much down the final stretch when they had a better option in Jones.
Is Quick an overrated meme goalie?
>>64061306
He used to be really solid and actually pioneered the Reverse VH in all situations.
It's sad to see him in his current state.
>>64057941
>Hold me bros
Sounds like you need us to
kek
>>64061354
>He used to be really solid and actually pioneered the Reverse VH in all situations.
Was he that incredible though really? Ricky D would probably excel behind the old Kings team desu. That system was pure cancer.
>>64061354
He is still the most athletic and flexable goalie in the league. When his head is in the game he is still very elite.
>>64061372
Ricky D's entire would turn to dust if he tried to make the moves that Quick does several times a game
>>64061372
Sutters system was to have 4 collapse below the hashmarks and force the opposition to take absolute dogshit shot attempts while having the fastest forward pressure the puck carrier. How is that cancerous?
>>64061406
Quick is one of the most inconsistent goaltenders in the league. He can come up with a game shattering save and then the next shot let in a weak 7 hole wrister. Inconsistentcy isn't a quality found in an Elite goaltender.
>>64060504
jej
>>64061306
How in the fuck has anyone mentioned that Webm isn't Quick?
Also, go watch the sheer robbery he committed on the Bolts tonight and come back and call him a meme goalie. I'll be waiting.
>>64061578
Uploaded the wrong webm lel
>tfw MY team hasn't missed the playoffs in 25 years
Suck my dick bitches!
>>64061578
>h-h-he made a good save tonight, that means he's not a meme goalie
Shut the fuck up Jose
>>64061616
>tfw new elite goalie coming up
>Probably gonna trade Howard to the Coyotes due to their goaltending needs
>tfw the Yzerman - Zetterberg - Larkin transformation is holding true
>tfw not going to have to go full Oilers to stay relevant
NOW FIX THE FUCKING BLUE LINE KEN.
>>64061662
I'm sure some ELITE D prospect will drop to 23rd in the draft and the wings will swoop him up
>>64061479
The way the Kings play Quick will do fuck all for 10 minutes and either lose focus and let in a soft goal or make an incredible save on an A++ scoring chance. the Kings lead the league in Corsi so these low shot volume periods happen frequently. You really need to watch him every night to have an appreciation for him
>>64061671
If he doesn't >we are FUCKED when Kronwall retires.
>>64061671
>30th pick in the draft
FTFY
>>64061681
Dekeyser is better tbqhwyf
>>64061694
>Committing to shitposting this hard
>>64061649
>I have no real argument so I'll just be racist
Stay mad.
>being a spic
>His national past time is sucking dick
>>64061726
>even our 6th rounders are elite
GIT FUGGED
>>64061748
>20 year old in the OHL
>not even a point per game
>elite
>>64061726
haha epic
never change espee
If the Kings win the cup again will the rage be equal to or greater than the joy of the day the Kings got eliminated last year?
>>64061757
Elite enough to wear the elite hat and for you to save pictures of him
Here is my pre WJC top 10 for this years draft.
1. C - Auston Matthews - ZSC Lions - An elite centerman who will be the cornerstone of a franchise for years.
2. D - Jakob Chychrun - Sarnia Sting - As we are all too familiar, a rebuilding team must build a solid defense, and Chychrun is the real deal two-way top pairing defender.
3. LW - Patrik Laine - Tappara - A dynamic sniper. The best pure goal scorer in the draft has great size.
4. C - Pierre-Luc Dubois - Cape Breton Screaming Eagles - A little under the radar right now, but he plays a complete game, and I believe he has the offense to be a number one center.
5. LW - Matthew Tkachuk - London Knights - Big forward has a nose for the net and NHL bloodlines.
6. RW - Jesse Puljujarvi - Karpat - Big Finn is solid offensively and is already contributing against men. Potential to enter the top 3-5 with a strong showing at the WJC in Finland.
7. D - Dante Fabbro - Penticton Vees - Offensively dynamic, but his defensive positioning is what makes him really stand out.
8. LW - Max Jones - London Knights - A pure power forward in every sense of the word. Big, mean, aggressive and has a nose for the net.
9. C - Michael McLeod - Mississauga Steelheads - Big center is a tireless worker and can carry an offense.
10. RW - Julien Gauthier - Val d'Or Foreurs - Another big winger who is a strong skater and ridiculously talented sniper.
Thoughts syrup friends?
>>64061712
Listen to me you stinky smelly beaner
I don't give a single fucking shit about the kongs, they're not even on my god damn radar. They employ meme players like Quick and goons like Lucic so assholes like you and your 37 cousins who for some reason are all named Jorge and Jose will travel in bunches to el staples center to watch a shit product that can't even make the playoffs. That whole fucking team is a meme that's trying to be the Broons of the west coast which is fucking stupid because the Broons are a fucking meme team themselves. Go eat a taco and enjoy not making the playoffs again this year faggot
>>64061784
>to el staples center
I believe they call it "the stape"
>>64061796
Holy fuck LEL I forgot about that.
>Spencer
>>64061769
I'd put Chychrun in 1st, Move Tkachuk and Puljujarvi above Dubois, and Gauthier above McLeod but overall it's a pretty good list
>>64061784
>he thinks his city is whiter
top kek LA probly has more white ppl than your whole shithole state
>>64061836
Lel shut up beaner
>>64061836
>he doesn't know what state I live in so he just makes assumptions
>>64061850
New York and Chicago are pretty much the same you fucking mong. LA is pretty average in nhw.
>>64061850
LA county has more white people than Indiana.
>>64061868
Who is this faggot that I've never seen on /hoc/? Go back to whatever nigger spic board you came from
>>64061858
That's why i said proby you spaz
>>64061824
Whats the reasoning behind putting Chychrun first?
>>64061883
Literally BTFO
top kek
just never post again lol
go to sleep haha
it's late
>>64061886
The damage control is strong in this one
>>64061769
I'm really interested in Fabbro. I was looking for other defencemen that spent their 17 year old season in the BCHL and the only one that came close to his numbers was Duncan Keith.
>>64061889
I honestly just feel like he's gonna be the next great defenseman
Dirty as fuck desu
>>64061913
It's Clifford, who cares
>>64061662
trade Howard for OEL
>>64061892
This is the poorest attempt to get someone to stop shitposting I have ever seen
>>64061905
He's got potential to be an elite rearguard but better than Matthews? If Matthews was born 2 days sooner he would have draft eligible and have been in the mix for 2nd overall in the McDavid draft.
Reminder that the celebration of Kings elimination day was not out of joy or spite, but out of relief. Relief of not having to play the Kings for fear of losing.
We said we would be back
We said the long offseason would help
You called used delusional spics
And now here we are, striking fear into your hearts every night
>I told you so
>>64061933
Wouldn't be against trying for Dahlbeck + picks desu although I'm not entirely sure how well people expect Klas to do, so I'm not 100% certain on the return value Phoenix would want for him.
>>64061896
>Playing in the B or A instead of Major Junior
Rare as fuck nowadays t b h
Kid looks legit. Like he could be a bottom pairing defender in the show TODAY.
>>64061924
4th line lives matter
I fucking love my country
>>64061960
If he's as good as you say then whoever drafts him is going to be glad he's playing in the BCHL and keeping a low profile. NCAA, AHL or NHL next year?
>>64062002
>Electing a kek substitute teacher
>>64061947
I actually laughed really hard at the thought of being scared by the >kongs
>>64061883
He's just a canucks fan if we're going by his tripname
>>64062049
Shaking in your boots lmao.
>>64062002
that does look nice
>>64062013
It would be a crime to see him in junior again but it really depends on the team that picks him up, name a team.
>>64062046
I love my country, not my Prime minister
You probably hate pic related too
>>64061738
How can cold weather and living near California make you gay?
>>64061913
>>64061924
>>64061967
It was a retaliatory hit because earlier Hedman got boarded and there wasn't a call, kinda glad to see Hedman actually get kinda physical for once. As a defenseman he's a total pussy, after Gudas got traded Lightning are p much sackless when it comes to defending Bishop/Vasy at the crease. Coburn was physical when he first started playing but now he hangs back while people fall on top the goalies too.
I miss Gudas... :(
>>64062070
The only thing scary about the kongs are the Mexican drug cartel leaders that root for them lmayyyyo
>>64061769
How much will I hear about these guys compared to McMeme?
>>64062122
>kinda glad to see Hedman actually get kinda physical for once
Hope you enjoy him getting suspended and making your shit team even shittier lel
>>64062127
I doubt it, faggot.
>>64062086
Hasn't he committed to BU though? I can't see him staying in the BCHL for another year. Hoping the Oilers can improve enough for him to be in range of their pick
>>64062125
Only Matthews comes close and he's a tier below. Expect the >laffs to hype up whoever they draft, probably another London Knight shitter
>>64062137
>Calls me a faggot
>Literal rapist
>>64062158
Have you not seen what he does in the off season?
>>64062176
Bes a faggot like everyone in Tampon Gay?
>>64062122
He didn't get boarded but Clifford did knock him on his ass behind the net a little bit before that. He was mad and his team was losing and he put his team in a worse position
>>64062125
McDavid
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Eichel
Matthews
Strome
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Hanafin
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Chychrun
>>64062140
That's news to me, not a bad option for development desu. One year and he could enter the AHL. I'd hate to see the Oilers use that pick instead of moving it for defensive help.
>>64062192
Yeah something like that, I couldn't remember exactly, but yeah I can't see him getting into much, if any trouble.
>>64062185
Nah, p sure everyone here is happy enjoying the warm winter weather :^)
>>64062195
>That's news to me, not a bad option for development desu.
http://www.sbncollegehockey.com/college-hockey-recruiting-ncaa/2015/10/12/9515007/dante-fabbro-commits-to-boston-university
>I'd hate to see the Oilers use that pick instead of moving it for defensive help.
Really depends on what the rest of the league is selling. Moving the pick for help would be great but if things go like last year then they need to stick to their guns. It seems like the only GM that was willing to trade with Chiarelli for anything less than highway robbery was Sather and he retired. The rumored Hamilton trade (first+ 2 seconds+Nurse) was shit and the Reinhart trade was also shit.
>>64062255
>mfw all the Edmonton fans saying trade Eberle
Enjoy your offensive stats going to shit m8s
>>64062234
why is suntrust solid red? do they do that for bucs?
>too tired to start a movie or game
>too awake to go to bed
>no hockey on
what do
>>64062434
If you're going to keep posting at least make some new smuks
>>64062381
smoke weed and watch something on youtube
Shit team
Who needs hfboards when youtube comment section exists?
>>64063123
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/pc-preschool-bans-words-him-and-her/story-e6frfhk6-1226082516997
>Sweden
>Judging anyone
lel
>>64063137
>saving links about other countries politics so that you can post them on 4chan when you want to look cool
>Ducks win
Jèsuz, don't let go now.
>>64063177
Reminder that Getzlaf is an overrated meme player and Kesler is a waste of cap space.
>Cantkeks got fucking Sbisa in that trade and STILL won it
>>64063158
Is this dank maymay accurate Sven
>>64063249
>that is 10/10 in sweden
Top cuk
Best news I've heard in a while
>tfw someone here convinced me to become a bolts fan
>tfw its too late for me to switch teams and im committed now
>tfw last night
you bastard anon
>>64063694
What am I supposed to be looking for here? I don't see any bean
>>64057974
kek
>>64063444
the blots are gonna make it, stop getting your panties in a bunch, holy shit
>>64062002
Helllooooo reddit!!
>>64063249
No, we understand norwegian better than danish, but that's it.
How do the Red Wings do it? Looking at their line up they don't seem like an elite team and they only are barely outscoring their opponents. Yet they are on pace to make the playoffs in a rebuilding year while my Penguins might miss them with the most stacked team in the we've ever had. Is this the curse of Phil Kessel or do we need a new coach?
How is the Leafs best player Tyler Bozak after sucking for so long? Shouldn't they have at least SOME up and coming high draft picks?
>>64057788
Nice news you raging faggot
>>64064786
Is it time
>mfw the Analslime Mighty Keks unironicly play Kevin Bieksa 20+ minutes a night
>mfw the San Jose chokes unironicly thought Jones was an NHL starter
>mfw the Los Angeles we wuz Kings n shit lead the Pacific but wouldn't even qualify for a wildcard spot
>mfw the only All-Star out of Phoenix ever is John Scott
>>64064831
I don't have the energy to do it full on right now. Kinda busy
>>64064849
Was that wouldn't qualify supposed to be a couldn't qualify? They'd be in 3rd or 2nd in every other division rn desu
>>64064905
I thought they were still at 33
Shiiiieeeeettt looks like they are winning the pasifshit now
>>64062002
That's good cause no one else does
>>64057788
holy fuck that link actually redirects to /hoc/, do we have an inside man on google?
The ponds are open boys!
>>64065053
this kid is in high school and doesnt know how computers or the internet works or what google does. Now laugh at him
>>64065053
Some guy bought a domain but realised he doesn't even any servers to run it so he just made it redirect to /hoc/
>>64065105
h-hey I'm a college dropout that doesn't know how computers or the internet work or what google does, I take offense to that
>won cup... Again
>raped hot buffalel bitches
>btfo said bitches lawyers
>22 game point streak
>one of the top players in the entire league
>even has his own meme on the illustrious /hoc/
I ask you /hoc/, does anyone at all have a better year than Kane is having?
>>64065146
Based af tbH
>>64065146
If he drinks so much, why is he so good at hockey?
Checkmate alcohol haters
>shitposting in gaming theory class
>teacher cold calls on me
>deer in headlights uhh please repeat the question
fugggg
>>64065146
>Wisconsin lacrosse bro tank
Literally threw up
>>64062158
That reminds me of when Weiss jumped on Downie
https://youtu.be/uwrHJWoZaWE?t=57
>>64065213
Really glad I didn't I didn't find 4chins until after college tbf
>>64065186
He stopped hitting up clubs. Binge drinking was what held him back.
>>64065268
I refuse to believe this. Drinking powers Kane, like Bender.
>>64065266
I got the answer right after taking a really long time to collect myself. I've kind of been focusing on not puking all class rather than paying attention. It was a trick question too and this is a review class what a dick
Just popped an adderal to smash my calculus final in an hour.
Tfw no habs gf
>>64059207
>muh offence
>best team
even without Price and using a rookie goalie, the Habs still have less goals against and more goals for dispite being arguably shit for 2 weeks.
>>64065365
>adderal during the test
better have been using it to study too or that wont help. Also
>calculus
are you a freshman thats stupid and couldnt pass it in high school?
>>64065394
its just business calc you need for a marketing degree. I was never amazing at math in HS yeah
>>64065416
>Marketing Degree
Enjoy being a shift manager at Publix
>>64065478
desu senpai I am probably going to take a commission in the navy once I graduate. I am a trust fund fag so I just want to study what I enjoy
>>64065146
He's probably the best player in the league right now let's be honest
>>64065488
>trust fund
>going to the navy
Is your trust fund a piggy bank under your mom's bed that she fills with loose change from the pockets of the numerous men she sleeps with?
>>64065512
my grandpa was a big insurance fag yet he lived like a cheap jew.
I want to go in the navy because my dad went and got a dishonorable discharge after two years. I want to prove that I am better than he is and I can travel the world
>>64065488
>let me demonstrate how wealthy I am by getting blown up by isis
>>64065488
Nice rapist dubs and good life choice
>>64065512
>hating the military
Shiggt
>>64065488
>study what I enjoy
theres literally nothing to "marketing" so what you enjoy studying is nothing?
should've just traveled around Europe until you were 22 and had something figured out if you're a trust fund kiddy
>>64065308
UPDATE
fucker called me out at the end of class saying i need to study more that didn't really help the withdrawal anxiety. But i have a 96 AND made it all the way home before puking thats not bad
>>64065526
Daddy issues: the post
>>64065576
You're a massive pussy
>>64065617
I do fucking hate my dad a lot he only had $20 in child support but never sent a dime. If I go into the navy I can get ez vet benefits and job hiring advantages so I can always provide for my kids like he did not. All the money on earth cant make daddy love me
>>64065527
That's a strong hair line. Is he out of prison yet?
>>64065478
>free sandwiches
Sounds pretty based to me
>>64065727
4 more years before he can get parole
>>64065146
trust me, Patrick. 2016 will be even better.