PUCK DROPS IN 1 MINUTE
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
Here we go!
GO KINGS GO
>Quick in the net
Debating adding a trip since I'm here for most threads, though I'm probably pretty recognizable for Karen Gillen/pretty lady posting.
>>64056987
Don't do it, anon.
didn't know someone else made a thread ;o
glad someone took over while I was at the blackhawks & penguins games ;D
>>64056987
Do it if you want, your posts are comfy either way!
>>64057025
Ok.
Whew, my stream switched from the Bolts to the Kings broadcast. I was worried.
GKG family lets get revenge onnthese sammich memers
Anyone have a youtube stream of the game?
>Bucs won
>Lightning going to win
what a great day
Oh shit, time to defend the faceoff dot, stamkos can only score from there
Nice Doughty.
Ugh. Penalty already.
>>64057161
Yar!
Hello California friends
Bolts fan checking in
Hey Tampa, you guys sleepin?
Wonder if this game can come close to the craziness that was the Kings/Pens game yesterday.
>>64057297
Not yet but I probably won't make it to the end of the game.
>>64057297
If the shitty Stealers fans I live with can stay up to hog the tv and watch their game, i can stay up to stream the bolts.
>>64057287
Hey Boltsbro!
>>64057299
I would really enjoy a comfy 3-1 win for the kings with the third goal coming early in the 3rd. These last few games have been bunghole tensers
>>64057405
Agreed, so much this.
>linesman cockblocking Gabbo scoring chance
Lord Gabbo shall not be denied
>>64057405
What, you mean you don't like a good ol' Cardiac Kings Comeback?? What kinda fan are you, nigga?
>>64057474
Lord Gabo cometh
The L.A. Kings are going to rub you out.
>>64057297
Slept all afternoon due to a shitty cold.
>>64057396
Nice. Fuck 'em.
>>64057299
What happened? Our boys were leading against the Shorks all game but things got close at the very end. They had like eight power plays over the course of the game so it was all over the place and then we lost Bishop in the 3rd to an eye injury.
bishop is a qt
>>64057287
yo
so is the space suit guy one guy or is there a bunch of people that dress up like that?
>>64057495
Easy E was a closet Ducks fan, you know dying of AIDS and all
>>64057531
He really is to the point that it makes up for his lackluster goaltending.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
JUST
ANDREOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
ANDY ANDRY
WEW LADS
>VasiLEAKY
Can we get some shots?
>>64057520
Was talkin about the Kings game yesterday but I also watched the Sharks/Bolts one. That was one very ugly game.
>>64057570
>lackluster
idk f@m he's one of the best, top 10 for sure, potential for top 5
>>64057531
He got a stick in the eye last night. If you know what I mean
>>64057589
>>64057611
Fuck. Missed the goal.
>>64057534
It's different people who work for the same guy. Advertising speakers or headphones or something like that. The company owner has season tickets and sends people to the game. Kinda cool, but I'm sure having to wear the costume probably sucks some degree of ass.
drouin why
Tampa fucking please.
>>64057630
Yeah, I know. That's why I asked what happened with the Kings game, and shared >ours. sorry if that wasn't clear.
>>64057669
If you guys get more quality shots like that you'll no doubt score.
>>64057685
Ah ok. Yeah that game of yours was just bleh. And so many PP.
2QUICK4 YOU
Holy BALLS Quick
>>64057659
Whats the point? Is he shilling for NASA or something?
>>64057700
>that pic
there needs to be more like this desu, specifically for goalies Luongo, Ward, and Price.
DROUIN WHY
Is it just me or has Sustr seriously improved?
>>64057825
Its you, next you'll say Carle is playing better.
>>64057786
The Onion does those
>>64057825
hes much better, but thats not saying a lot for as bad as he was. Still 3rd line material but at least a mediocre 3rd liner
LMAO
How did they not score just then fuck
Fuck me Quick what the fuck
>>64057762
Nah. They just advertise the dude's company and dance around and shit. I remember reading an article with the guy last year, but it basically boiled down to, 'I have season tickets and employees I can demean. Haha. Advertising!'
Oh okay. When the Kings hold it's not a penalty but that is.
Kopi too stronk
weak call
>>64057914
Do you really want a PP after your last one?
the refs throwing as a PP? :3
>>64057850
The Onion doesn't do many hockey articles but every single one is absolute gold. Between players not understanding line changes and Torts wandering around the NY subway screaming at random people to clear the zone, Onion hockey articles are fucking fantastic.
>>64057939
Nah. I just want consistency.
>>64057989
As a Kings fan I agree with you.
>>64057977
This one is a personal favorite.
http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-believe-hockey-players-may-communicate--34825
Intermission!
What the hell are companies going to do after the Star Wars movie comes out and they actually have to advertise their own products again?
p.s. Post commercialfus
>>64058070
Marvel tie-ins.
I end up reposting the same Kings ladies, time to branch out a bit.
>>64058067
>The study also concluded that hockey fans’ common behavior of pounding their hands against the glass while emitting a series of guttural grunts serves no discernible purpose.
>>64058070
eww
>>64058067
>The study also concluded that hockey fans’ common behavior of pounding their hands against the glass while emitting a series of guttural grunts serves no discernible purpose.
My sides
>>64058070
I couldn't care less as long as I get qts instead of some effeminate faggot hipster with a beard.
>>64058198
>Admitting you're into bedazzling
>>64058198
She's so damn attractive.
>>64058240
>implying you could keep your spaghetti in around that qt
>>64058198
Milana a best.
>>64058277
Holy shit...
I've got no Bolts QTs but like multiple lesbian Wild ones.
>>64058277
Would you split a Publix sub with Milana?
>tfw Alex Curry will never do a post sex interview with you after you make sweet sweet love to her
Is there any point in continuing?
>>64058277
p much
>>64058308
>>64058260
Best part of the Panthers threads last year were those two qt ice girls that kept being posted. Wish I'd saved it.
>>64058308
Most of the Bolts girls I have are older and more cougarish than cute, so I just post Publix qts instead.
BRIAN BOYLE SCAAAAAAAAAAR!
fuck yes Boyle
Scaaaaaaar
>>64058362
?
Awwww Fuckin Hell.
Bummer dude
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!
Weeeeeew Lads!
Oh are you fucking kidding me?!
Anybody else feel like Vasy fucking sucks?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---
WEEEEEW McNabb
>kopitar camouflaging the puck with his stick
metagaming, i'll take it
Oh fuck. This game. Please no. My heart can't handle it again.
>>64058467
He's not having a good night
Is something up with Vasy? Seems early to pull him.
can't get first row to work. anyone got a stream?
>yfw Bolts miss the playoffs
>Quick vs. Bishop
Fuck yes
>>64058497
bishop seemed pissed off he didn't get the start in the interview. might have something to do with it
>VasiLEAKY
>VasiLEAVING
The Ducks wud wrek both these shit fucking teams
>>64058545
The Ducks just lost twice to Tampa.
>>64058362
Or this?
I'll post what I've got.
>>64058550
get shit on >>64058545
>>64058545
le epic funnyman
>>64058545
Obvious troll is obvious.
>>64058545
>shitposting in a hockey thread
>>64058423
Hah! This was the one! HNGGGG Those two are qt as hell
>>64058495
He never looks good.
Last night he let in two goals in less than a period of play and the last time he played before that he let in a bunch of goals to Washington.
>>64058552
>Bishop in
>le big take away the whole net man
>>64058591
>>64058552
>>64058423
do these qts have qt country girl accents or are they imported sloots?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!
>>64058586
Eh, he's played some good games, and he's played some bad ones. Same is true for damn near every goalie. I think he is a mostly solid backup.
It's hockey fan nature to bitch. People complain about Bishop all the time even though he's been pretty solid for us. --- Kings scar. Queue Bishit is terrible mene.
LOOOOOOOOOOCH
Fucking Lucic too? God damnit.
time to turn the game off
I'd like to blame this on back to backs but we're just really fucking bad this year
>>64058625
No idea!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! LUCIC!
the nose knows
to get his stick on the ice when carter has the puck
>>64058658
Kings are on a back-to-back, too. They played the Pens yesterday.
god fuckin damnit bishop
I want to believe Tampa will be better if they can get healthy but it just feels like a season of regression.
>>64058665
Hello, fellow /heem/ and /hoc/ fan!
And here we go again
bet we don't score on this 5 on 3
Why
They better score on fucking 70 seconds of 5 on 3.
>>64058423
>>64058552
>>64058591
>>64058661
I miss living near Nashville sometimes.
why brown?
What the fuck Stone Hands? What was that?
>>64058694
More for you
>>64058736
Man, haven't seen a blatant goon move by him for a while. Of course, it was overplayed by the Bolts, but you can't give them an inch....
>these horrible fucking passes
>>64058716
trying to watch this pk and you post things like that?!
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BUCS ARE NOW BETTER THAN THESE FUCKING SHITTERS
Not gonna lie, that Stammer whiff was pretty funny.
Whelp. Time to start drinking Bolt bros.
>>64058716
>tfw she'll never put you in her penalty box
>>64058781
I'm sick, so I really shouldn't. Have one for me, senpai.
>>64058717
I can't with this
why the fuck is drouin the only one who looks good tonight
>Mad at penalty kill
>>64058804
Two fingers coming up.
Damn, Quick. Just damn.
>>64058716
Here's another penalty pic for you.
>hated Lucic when he first got here
>now I don't mind him all that much
any other Kingsbros feel that way?
I'm losing faith in their ability to turn this season around with each passing loss
>>64058821
Thanks for making it a comfy thread, despite begin frustrated with your team, Bolts fans. The Cantpucks fans the other night were so goddamn buttmad that they did nothing but shitpost
>>64058827
NICE
>>64058844
He a goody boy, dindu nuffin
>>64058844
I really feel as if he's fit in incredibly well. Yeah, was iffy that first game with Couture incident and all, but he's definitely progressed
>>64058827
do you know what this pic is from?
>>64058844
I still think he is a shithead, but I like him on the kings.
>>64058844
I was excited when I heard about the trade but his early performance was a little lackluster, stoked that he's turned it around
>Quick
Jesus quickie
>>64058827
>skin stained scene whoers
ehhh no thanks
>>64058861
I ain't even mad. Four out of six points on a Cali road trip. Sharks had 8 PPs last night and Tampa still pulled it out. They're just playing like shit tonight and they deserve to lose.
Besides, the Kings announcers aren't bad. They admit when they're wrong and don't pretend the Kings aren't committing penalties. Sharks announcers are fucking awful.
>>64058861
Being a Tampa fan is suffering, so we're used to it. Also the whole not being Canadian thing really helps. :^)
>>64058893
Ugh it's one of those disgusting porn movies! But there are so many of them, which one, which one is it from?
>>64058884
No, I wish, that ref is damn hot.
>>64058870
>>64058781
more tequila, heard.
clear the fucking puck, guys, jeez
>>64058918
Sharks AND Ducks announcers are so bad.
>>64058962
Oh man, that's a great one!
You are now aware this game is only half over.
>>64058913
Have to agree desu. Skin without stupid shit all over it is much more qt and makes them seem less of a dumb whore that scrawls random crap on her body.
>>64058931
Just want to know for research purposes? Writing a peer-reviewed paper on it?
>>64058983
I agree, but I had the pic so why not post it?
>>64058978
Thanks.
>>64058981
It's been too many games since the Toff took one
>>64058962
Kingsbros, you guys are madmen. We're only halfway through the game and I'm already debating a fap due to all the qt posting. I'm not gonna make it at this rate.
>>64058918
We have to listen to sharks faggots every time we get put on national tv
>>64059035
That's truly suffering. They had four PPs in a row in the third and their announcers just kept discussing how the Sharks were working hard to edge Tampa in that period.
>>64059027
Agreed.
>>64059028
It was better when I could post non-hockey QTs too, but some asshole ruined it.
PENULTY
>>64059028
Wait 'til the intermission, at least. Games pretty exciting, despite the score.
>>64059069
Refs need to let them fuckin play.
games with kozari as ref are always PENULTY filled :|
Why is Marchessau so mad? He's had a bunch of after-play scuffles.
>>64059066
It could end up being a good thing, we might be able to turn around a salty thread if we post QTs from their team as well. Just because it's a Kings Comfy thread doesn't mean it has to just be Comfy Kings being posted
Here we go again
>>64059084
>that rapist in the background coming to get them
>>64059028
QTs attention whore for all the teams in the league, senpai. just gotta enjoy them
STOP PASSING AND SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK FUCKKKK
>>64059097
He's the young guy from the minors that wants to solidify his spot on the team and show them he's got guts, grit, and other Cherry buzzwords.
Cedric Paquette was like that last year and JT Brown before him.
Early Christmas
>>64059102
True, though I miss searching for new Karen Gillen pics to post in the thread.
classic quicky
Heads up by Quick
>>64059145
>filename
Miller is a true gentleman and would never mock that disabled team
it's incredible how bad our PP is
I don't understand how the PP can be so fucking bad and they can extend Cooper.
>all these fucking penalties
>>64059192
I'm sorry.
Another penalty? FFS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
Keep diving Tampa
>>64059192
It was never a strong point
kill
me
Please stop giving Tampa PPs. It's obvious they can't score on them. Just let it be 5 on 5 plz
>>64059128
Gawd daaaaaamn, all dat side and underboob
>>64059226
>>64059230
>>64059231
the guy hit him in the nuts with his fucking stick fuck off
>>64059211
How is it Coop's fault? He's constantly on them to shoot the puck and get it on net instead of cycling it nonstop and trying to set up the perfect shot like they tend to.
PENULTY
>>64059233
>>64059192
really? thought stamkos would be a monster on the PP
Hahahahaha Jim
>>64059252
Hnnnng.
>>64059246
He took over the PP this year and it hasn't improved. He shoulders some responsibility for that.
>>64059252
>tfw you'll never sniff their equipment
>>64059253
hes usually pretty memein but not recently
>>64059243
Haha, whoops...doubt that was intentional, Doughty isn't a dirty player
FFS Brown. So many breakaways that do nothing.
>>64059253
Bolts had the best if not second best ROW last season, even strength monsters, special teams and shootouts are where they lack tremendously
this is just pathetic
>drouin the only one looking somewhat good this game
stammer trade, drouin 1c when
>>64059253
Stamkos suffers performance anxiety when he has to think. He's terrible on the PP and shootout. But a 5v5 or shorthanded breakaway? He slams it every single time. It's so frustrating.
>>64059323
Could you imagine if they move Stammer as a rental?
BISHOP CALM THE FUCK DOWN
>>64059348
You glorious bastard, I'm gonna have a comfy folder for every team by the time this game is done
>>64059336
>Stamkos suffers performance anxiety
>implying
I think he performs p well
>>64059376
Aw fuck. I haven't seen that one in a while. Well played.
>>64059348
With the way he is playing don't be shocked if it happens.
>>64059364
>>64059375
I aim to please.
>>64059375
And here's some Buffalo
>>64059392
im already having a bad night please dont trigger me more
>>64059412
Apologies, have a pretty lady.
>>64059336
>preformance anxiety
>stamkos
she doesn't look mad at sandwiches
>>64059392
And another drink.
>>64059435
thanks f@m
>>64059392
Man, every hockey fan except for the Hawks fans saw that and cringed, then felt bad for the Lightning. Fucking spaghetti everywhere.
Are the kings doing good now before they pretty much slack off before the playoffs?
>>64059498
As much as it pains me to say it, don't use Tampa as a benchmark for quality play against.
>>64059498
They're usually *already* slacking at this point in the season. Not sure what's going on. Their slacking period usually goes from before Thanksgiving to about late January, if memory serves. They're past due
>>64059471
I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
anyone watch into the badlands? forgot i'm missing it tonight. shits a great show
kongs fans seem pretty bro tier 2bh
>>64059579
No spoilerino pleaserino, still havevto watch hapf of last weeks episode and this one
>tfw no walking dead
>>64059601
Just hop onto Homeland.
>>64059586
In these Kings threads? Yeah, don't let /hoc/ fool you, the threads are pretty chill until we get a few buttmad Western Canadian, Ducks, or Sharks fans in the thread. Most Eastern teams don't have a big beef with the Kings, so the threads tend to be relaxed in general.
>>64059586
We don't get antogonized when we are playing well and have ducks faggots shitposting on us
>>64059573
None of us could...
>>64059610
except the habs
>>64059586
Yeah, you guys are all right. Shame we don't see each other very often. Might have to sneak into a couple of these late-night game threads. For the qts, of course.
>>64059635
Habs fans hate anyone that isn't a habs fan, and even then it's not 100%
>>64059635
Yeah, but French Canadians are always mad
>>64059573
pretty much one of the biggest letdowns ive seen in tampa sports which says a lot. im still salty enough at him where i want to see vasy and gulevskis get some more ice time
>>64059648
I always figured there be some kind of California Florida rivalry but even the ducks fans and sharks fans are ok. I like you guys the most though
