Which NFL teams are the right choice for the single European countries?
pic related my first thoughts
>>64034423
Only UK, Germany and Sweden should have teams because only keks care about handegg
>>64034423
Put Da Burrs in Russia
Redskins in Ireland( Indigenous barbarians who wont stop complaining abut "muh invading anglo")
>>64034513
This, fuck the NFL for pandering to yuros
>>64034423
>england patriots
you realize their mascot is the people that killed their ancestors so hard that it started a chain reaction of other countries rebelling causing them to be as irrelevant as they are today right?
>>64034513
>Turkey won't exist as a country in the next 5 years
Feels good man
>>64034719
>England will exist as a country in the next 5
Feels better
>>64034423
>New England Patriots in England
>>64034641
>Started a chain reaction of countries rebelling
No it didn't. We were asked to let the natives have their mud huts back after WW2 and decided "Ah bugger it then, tea was getting cold anyway."
>>64034739
Are you retarded? What is this even meant to mean?
Saints in Poland 2bh fåm
>>64034513
>t*rks cum fastest in the world
>can't satisfy their women
>t*rkish women choose k*rds instead
>t*rks are getting replaced
>t*rkey will become k*rdistan
literally top kek
>>64034849
Nah, Turkey will get split between Greece, Armenia, Syria, Kurdistan and Constantinople as a Russian Satellite State.
Can Italy have the smellier of the two Jew York teams?
>>64034823
he's saying "thanks for the continent dickhead"
>>64034823
Dissolution of United Kekdom
#ScotlandYes
#CymruAmByth
#FreeCornwall
>>64034849
Man, you krauts must be terrible if we had to come in and do the job
Besides by the time, K*rdistan becomes a """""""real country"""""""", the Caliphate of Almanya will be celebrating it's centenary
>>64034944
>Implying Scotland will actually leave
Stop falling for left wing media that keeps trying to push it as inevitable. Ain't happening. Wales doesn't have the balls to try and and who the fuck cares about Cornwall. Literal non-entity.
Also, Cardinals should go to the Vatican City.
>>64034944
what do you mean, we're taking your best women (pic related)
and the rest of your girls go fuck blacks (see boateng's wife for example)
>y-you will become mudslime
dream on, erdokek
![TreatyOfSevres_(corrected)[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CgiNj1j.png "TreatyOfSevres_(corrected)[1].png")
>>64034916
Last time you tried that, it didn't work.
Of course, you need BIG STRONG RUSSIANS to do come in and do the job for you huh? Fucking crook teethed mong twat.
>>64035093
It doesn't have to be a dream when the number of syrian refugees allowed in your country is a blank check
>>64035093
>Turkey will either slither into ireelevance or be willfully annexed by the Islamic State
![Orleans3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g0tabdo.jpg "Orleans3[1].jpg")
>>64034753
New Orleans in Orléans
>>64035150
>Do the job for us
What? Your buttfucking by Russia is your own doing, we have literally nothing to do with it happening. It was your retarded mudslimes that attacked them.
>>64035150
let me put that into perspective for you: even if we'd take in 10 million syrians, which we obviously won't, we'd still not be a mudslime majority country
>>64035150
The last time the big strong Russsian came for Constantinople it was the Britbongs and Frogs who saved your asses.
Raiders in Balkan.
Bears in Russia, obviously.
Eagles Poland
>>64035788
Eagles or Chargers?
>>64034423
>England
>Anything other than the Jaguars
Are you even trying?
>>64034423
Okay:
Bills: Poland
Steelers: Germany
Titans: Greece
Browns: Turkey ( Is Turkey really European? Probably as much as the Browns are a football team.)
Vikings: Somewehre in the Nordic countries
Raiders: Romania
Buccaneers: Bulgaria
Redskins: Belgium
Patriots: Switcherland
Seahawks: Ireland
Cowboys: Portugal
Cardinals: France
Giants & Jets: UK
Cardinals: France
Dolphins: Spain
Lions: Slovakia
Jaguars: Hungary
Ravens: Austria
Broncos: Croatia
Falcons: Serbia
Rams: Italy
>>64034423
UK - Giants
Spain - Cardinals
Ireland - Packers
Italy - Panthers
Holland - Broncos
France - Saints
Germany - Steelers
>>64034513
>being ruled by a dictator
lmao tbqh
>>64034423
>Britain
>Patriots
>Literally a team named after the people who killed thousands of Brits
>>64034849
I can fuck for an hour if I wanted to
Honestly anyone who can't last at least 10 minutes is a complete waste of life
>>64036871
That's okay, the guys who killed the Brits were British rebels after all.
Hungary is raiders
cowboys go in Italy. Because they once dominated the world and can't ever let anyone forget about it....
But it was about 2000 years ago
why are we getting the one with the worst logo
>>64037008
Because Hart wie Kruppsteelers.
>>64037008
Because they're based in a city that used to be the biggest producer of steel in the world, and industry=Germany apparently. If anything, I would think that Germany should get the Lions because of >muh car companies (Ford/GM/Chrysler vs Volkswagen/BMW/Mercedes).
>>64037008
>In the NFL's "modern era" (since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970) the Steelers have posted the best record in the league. The franchise has won the most regular season games, the most playoff games (33 playoff wins; the Dallas Cowboys are second with 32), won the most divisional titles (20), has played in the most conference championship games (15), hosted the most conference championship games (11), and is tied with the Dallas Cowboys and the New England Patriots for the most Super Bowl appearances (8).
>>64037067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
Redskins are Belarus, because they are in the grip of a dictator for life and no one can do anything about it
>Foreigners wanting NFL teams
>>64037261
>2009 was 8 years ago
France: 49ers
Spain: Dolphins
Switzerland: Patriots
Germany: Steelers
Portugal: Detroit
UK: Packers
Poland: Colts
Norway: Vikings
Sweden: Panthers
Denmark: Cardinals
Russia: Bills
Italy: Cowboys
Netherlands: Chargers
Ukraine: Jaguars
Austria: Ravens
Ireland: Browns
Belgium: Bears
Hungary: Giants
Slovakia: Chiefs
Moldova: Buccaneers
Czech Republic: Bengals
Turkey: Broncos
Finland: Eagles
Belarus: Titans
Baltics: Jets
Iceland: Texans
Balkans: Raiders
>>64034719
The Turks will just emigrate to England.
>>64038590
Why would they come here when all their family is in Germany?
>>64038703
They can't stand all those Syrians and Afghans shitting up their neighbourhoods.
UK-49ers (Formerly good, now kinda sad)
Russia-Raiders (Antiheroes)
Germany-Eagles (Futile, but usually fairly good)
Spain-Cowboys (Western style, bulls and guys in gaudy clothes)
France-Saints (Burbon)
Italy-Jets (Italians in New York, not as rich as Giants)
Ireland-Patriots (Irish in New England, opposed to UK)
Scandinavia (Packers, cold and socialistic with LGBT QB)
Greece (Chargers, constant crippling pain)
Turkey (Chiefs, hate Raiders)
Netherlands (Redskins, manage to offend SJWs with offensive mascot)
Switzerland (Broncos, in mountains, no one vehemently hates them)
