Newcastle 0-0 Liverpool
Uruguay is shit edition
AMERICA
^ gay
>De Jong's haircut
>>64029938
>>96
>u r gay
17th for MH17
who /a/ here?
YNWA from North America
Go Newcastle!!
why does Liverpool suck so much ass?
>>64029953
;_;7
>>64029965
i-is that a trap
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me desu senpai
What is the point in watching live football? I can just look at the score later. We've wasted all this time.
>>64029943
We do, only because of the Beatles though.
>>64029965
chie /a/ shit
>"new"castle
>over 100 years old
96 GET
Number of Scouse suicides
shit club cant even score against newcastle
30 minutes in and liverpool have shot on target and one 2 yrd blooter against relegation bound newcastle. do i have that right?
>>64029984
No it's Chie Satonaka you fucking pleb
I want Newcastle to win so teams below Chelsea push them closer to relegation throughout the season.
Kloppo needs to get them in and shout at them until they start trying
>missing that
No more thread derailments from non-countries, please.
>>64029996
Nice
>earlier today in London
>>64029996
>>64029964
Why do they only applaud in the 17th minute, don't they care about those brave fans for the other 89 minutes? Heartless cunts.
>>64029996
Impressive
>>64029987
I thought this too so I decided to skip a game of the team I support and it turned out to be one of the most entertaining games of the season
>>64029994
The castle was built by William the Conquerors son, it's one of the oldest in the country
Who /dicksweat/ here
>Pisse
>>64030011
You and us are the only relevant nations on Earth honestly.
>>64029991
Indeed, Rise = best girl.
>>64029990
wtf?
>>64029996
peru has best bot
>super sunday
>aston villa vs arsenal
Jesus Christ just end it
>>64029984
of course not
>>64029996
classic peru
>>64029965
Report/a/n
Give cisse your power
\o/
>>64029996
nigger
>>64030003
Take Allen off for hendo and I've off for sturridge
>>64030008
that was a good shot for cisse's standards
>>64030018
>scriptfag peru
>impressive
>>64029994
The place has been called Newcastle for nearly a thousand years desu.
>>64030014
ugh I'm so glad I'm northern
>>64029996
you sexy bastard absolutely based yes nice nice nice yes that is good shit
>>64029996
>tfw Peru is a wizard
Who knew?
>Baby if you've got to go away, don't think I can take the pain. Won't you stay another day?
>Cisse choking and being offside at the same time
Is that what happened?
That's a red on fifa
>>64029987
one of the most autistic things i've ever reAD
>friend uses imessage
>turns off data so he can only use imessage in a wifi area
>friend is somewhere without wifi and without data
>my phone still thinks conversation is blue but the text doesn't go through when hes got his data off
>have to manually hit send as text message every time hes not at home
any of you know this rage? just leave your data on for fucks sake. retard.
>>64030025
Germany, Britain and maybe Straya are up there too, but not quite at our level.
>sweeping Mignolet
so this is now a thing
>>64030056
He went and pushed Skrtel in the back as well
>just because it has a dick means you are gay
wrong
>>64029996
Based
>>96
what a shitty game
>>64029996
>people will be impressed by this scriptfag
baka desu senpai
1-0 NEWCASTLE HAHAHAHAH
>>64030067
>the only way Cisse can stay onside is by pushing defenders in front of him
live women's football!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKcsW3O85A
>>64029996
>peruvian scriptfag get
yaaaawwwn
>>64030059
Bad feel ameribro
>>64030058
Why?
>>64030081
eyes that pop out their head....steve
>Be Mignolet
>Have goal kick
>Have Benteke up front
>Decide to kick the ball up for 5'7 Joe Allen to win in the air
Bravo Simon
>>64030054
I love you Le Pen
>>64030083
Stadiums packed.
>>64030077
fuck you Ireland
>>64030092
c'mon bro.
>>64030080
pretty much lol
>>64030083
>those stands
LOL
>>64030081
...steve
>>64030092
>this is a 10 in Liverpool
>>64030097
>implying he isn't trying to hit it to Benteke
>the last time the teams have drawed 0-0 was in 1974
Goal when?
umm I thought liverpool were gonna win 8-0??? what happened???????
>this half of "football"
>cisse starting
IBE IS SO FUCKING SHIT
EVERY TIME he gets the ball the play ends with him.
LEARN TO PASS MOTHERFUCKER
>>64029996
>>64030118
Joe Allen leiva Milner as your midfield, klopp or no klopp it's dire dog shit for creativity
>>64030118
Benteke forgot how to kick a ball at the same time Colo remembered he was a defender and not a spectator
>can't even outplay Newcastle, a team who have won ONCE at home this season
>Firmino totally anonymous
Liverpool definitely aren't title contenders desu
>>64030083
now THIS is procrastinating
you have 10 seconds to name a liverpool player with an acceptable haircut
>>64030083
HIGH TEST GOALKEEPER
>>64030148
no Can, Coutinho or Lallana tbf
>>64030139
Don't post that I'm watching with my Nan
>>64030139
Moreno
>>64030151
Benteke
is
Fuuuuuuck Cisse, you are so shit
>>64030080
he should smear some transparent glue on the front of his shirt, then run into a defender so that he sticks and remains on his chest at all times. no offside anymore and I'm pretty sure a packed negro like him could carry Lovren like a charm
>Skrtlel
>cisse
>Cisse
>>64030151
skrtel
>>64030083
When are they going to take their clothes off? Shit is boring af
absolutely disgusting
Alright? Got a rockbuster for you. It might be a film, might be a footballer..eerrrr
>This grandma was pretty quiet
TS
>This guy hit his head on a post
L
What's all that about?
>>64030151
Mugnolet? Can't even picture it now
>CIS se
>that
fucking lol cisse
>>64030139
>30 seconds to fap
>Ends in 32
>Germans in charge of counting
Cisse is so fucking bad
>>64030083
Dat fatty GK kek
newcattle are looking much better than i expected
>>64030139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKcsW3O85A
>>64030154
haha holy shit what an absolute joke
Ayoze and Mitro when?
>under pressure
>Skrtel slowly retreats to his own goal allowing the opponent to shoot or knock it past him
every time
>>64030196
Nice get
>this man starts over Perez AND Mitrovic
>>64030171
better idea would be on the back of his shirt so he can play with his back to goal at all time
>>64030154
top kek what the fuck
>>64030139
am i the only one who can't watch porn with girls that pretty?
>>64030171
> transparent glue
You mean semen?
I remember when Cissé was good in video games
>>64030151
Can
>>64030083
Still more entertaining than this match to be honest lads.
>>64030209
martial3-1.webm
>>64030209
This fucking infuriates me.
LINK TO ELLIE'S TWITTER
>>64030219
You can? Who is it?
TEARS
E
A
R
S
>>64030083
kek some bitch was just literally crying after being tackled
Moreno runs like a spent queer
>being LITERALLY sponsored by Wonga
just injury my shit up senpai
>>64029996
buena perucha
>>64030139
Thanks, I've just lost my job
>>64030215
I get that with certain pornstars like tiffany thompson, they look too pure to fap to.
>>64030083
Someone just got a JUST injury, 73'
>>64030139
was ok until the guy appeared.
fucking faggots.
>>64030083
just tuned in, the fat chick from All That's crying on the ground for like 5 minutes straight. the crowd has all the atmosphere of an American 4th tier game at halftime.
>>64030083
>that bitch crying after barely falling
holy kek this is hilarious
>>64030234
>>64030233
WOMEN FOOTBALLERS ARE SO MUCH TOUGHER AM I RIGHT LADIES
>>64030215
same
I lose my boner when I fall in love
fuck this semen-slurping snoozefest
>"""""PREMIER"""" league
>Janmaat the best player on the pitch
>pass it long and pray team
Fuck Newcastle
1-0 NEWCASTLE
>FLOPP
>>64030234
Maisie?
Janmaat is gud
>>64030083
>women crying already
>>64030232
>this is top tier British """"banter"""
wew lad
>>64030233
>>64030234
>that Mignolet spaz out
You're at fault for half of the goals Liverpool concede mate pipe down
Lucas gets a yellow every fucking game now kek
>>64030262
wut
>>64030230
nah I won't give it to you
she doesn't want /sp/artans spamming her twitter
>>64030265
>>64030259
He can't defend tho
>>64030233
>>64030234
>>64030251
In fairness, her ankle got its shit fucked up
>>64030083
>people sitting in the rain to watch this dross
Losers
>>64030240
>Brazilian
>Having a job
lol no
>tfw firmino gets 2 points again
I think it's basically confirmed that Leicester will win the league now.
Fuck off giving fucking Newcastle chances like that
>>64030281
better than Colo these days
>>64030282
> In fairness, her ankle got its shit fucked up
and it talks like a fag
>>64030300
>tfw had Arnautovic on the bench this week
Do people actually think Lucas is good?
>>64030294
I do have, but there's no payment
>>64030281
He can defend, it's just that he realises that the only way the team is going to score is through his contribution. Man was responsible for more than a quarter of Newcastle goals last season iirc. He was even a better CB than Colo.
>>64030139
go on
>>64030083
is that a midget commentating?
>>64030286
>Says Paco from Estados Unidos watching an English game while posting on a japanese-owned anime imageboard
Liverpool and Patriots, what a day
fuck, Liverpool are attacking with 3 people vs 8 every time
Get Sturridge, Henderson and Lallana on
>>64030300
Maybe he should stop speeding in his car to avoid getting those points on his license!
Newcastle wins 0-0
>Nogoalscastle
>livershit
>>96
>>64030314
yeah but mostly because he is
fuuuuuckkkk I bet Liverpool would score before halftime
well that was sad
>>64030302
did you doubt that you fucking JAP?
>>64030083
Womens football so shit even the pitch didn't turn up
bit shite that
>>64030316
What do you do m8?
>>64030275
Weird considering how much Klopp hates yellow cards and fouls in general. It stops the game and gives less chance to win the ball back and score.
His Dortmund was usually the fairest team in the BL.
well that was shit all round
>not losing at half time
Top kek i have a bet on liverpool to win by more than 2 goals
>>64030233
>this is a 10 in Charlton
>>64030083
number 12 for the red team is qt as fuck with massive tits
>>64030215
>watching porn at all
>fapping to men's dicks and semen
are you a faggot?
Lousy first half t.b.h. lads. At least we get to see Rebecca now.
>>64030341
why
>>64030294
That's what he just say you fucking idiot retard. He no longer has a job. Are you stupid? Are you autistic? Can you not read? Kill yourself. Walk into traffic, drop a toaster into a bathtub, run your car in your garage. It doesn't matter, as long as you cease to exist you moronic piece of dog shit. The world needs fewer mouth breathers like you polluting our genepool. I hope to the fictional God that you do not reproduce. Our species is doomed if you manage to spawn another retard such as yourself. But somehow I feel as if you aren't even intelligent to know how to create another human, so I guess there's that.
>>64030341
>putting money on Liverpool
>>64030083
must stink like a Japanese fish market in the locker room after a match
> Literally and metaphorically two out and out No. 9's.
I didn't know Cisse and Beneteke were both faggots?
this game proves how stupid betting is
Ibe should try cutting inside desu.
What a shit game
>eating pie at halftime
>britfats
>>64030215
I can only fap to girls with clothes on
So all the soccer-loving Americans in this thread are going to be watching the MLS Cup in a couple of hours, right?
This match is shit #lovethedarts
>>64030358
>tfw liverpool more than 4.
They've showed fucking nothing.
Just came for the slags/qts/whatever makes my dick happy.
>>64030362
They do make porn without men senpai.
i fucking knew we were gonna bottle it today
also Benteke is just not good enough
>>64030356
I was interested in seeing your image in a larger form
>>64030396
Nice get
>>64030323
Not even Mexican, gayboy.
ITS OUR TIME LA
>trusting Brazilians
>>64030373
I thought they would fucking succeed at last, but nah they still suck. And I suck at betting soooo much.
>>64030405
fuck off u bellend
>>64030377
>Cisse
>Metaphoric Number 9
The only number 9 in this team is the Serb on the bench.
>>64030378
Why?
Klopp fucked up selection on this one. The way to beat Newcastle is to play quickly down the ground, not to lump the long balls to Benteke. Geordies can't stand high tempo and flair but have athletic enough players to dispose of crosses and hoofball.
>>64030356
haha woops
Liverpool are awful
Seriously you think they will win the league
well meme
>>64030379
He can't, thats been copywrited by Le cutinsideman m8
>>64030083
what the fuck is this racist shit
these commentators keep calling a player blackie
how is this allowed
>>64030405
eat a dick faggot
>>64030353
>>64030410
ayy caramba
start the slagposting now
![tweet-673511499630059521-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3M2zfc6.jpg "tweet-673511499630059521-2[1].jpg")
LGTSS
>Carlisle
FLOODED THE FUCK OUT
>come say hello to your dad's friends anon
>>64030405
>walking toward relegation
top notch gift buying guilt trip from Lloyds and Apple there
>>64030424
because everyone and their mother would have bet on a large Liverpool win
>>64030083
>can't even afford ballboys
>>64030448
thomas muller bottom left
Post slags that will appease my tan line fetish.
>>64030435
nice one for threading almost 3 whole sentences together correctly. You fell at the last hurdle unfortunately but good effort.
>>64030447
kek
>newfags not sholaposting
>>64030408
this was for the "whatever makes my dick happy" part.
>>64030435
Why did you stop supporting them?
Why is Lucas so shit?
>>64030435
>Seriously you think they will win the league
nobody claimed that
>>64030459
fucking hell my sides
>>64030447
>Britfloods
>>64030446
>slag
looks like the typical hue hue immigrant in england
>>64030447
Brunton Park is the shittiest ground in England, when it's occasionally underwater that's an improvement.
>>64030454
>ballBOYs
nice sexism
