Premier League thread
Stoke 2-0 Man City
Chelsea 0-1 Bournemouth
Arsenal 3-1 Sunderland
Man United 0-0 West Ham
West Brom 1-1 Spurs
Swansea 0-3 Leicester
Southampton 1-1 Aston Villa
Watford 2-0 Norwich
Matches today:
Newcastle - Liverpool
Tomorrow:
Everton - Crystal Palace
liverpool gonna lose
whats it like to have that liverpool feel lads?
i believe in schteve
One game?
Boring
>>64027250
We'll find out when the beat the Lester Foxes in the Premier Bowl t.b.h.
>>64027240
>newcatle
>winning
How much you got staked lad?
Will the world go to chaos before Liverpool win the priemer league this year
>>64027276
2 quid lad
I had this crazy dream were Chelsea, 15th in the league, lost at home against a newly promoted team who were 18th in the league.
Pretty weird, uh
Hate it when there's only one game, means I can't get out of bed until 15:00.
>>64027300
that's fucking mental
what do you eat before going to bed?
>>64027300
I wonder how many of the current Chelsea squad will stay when they're relegated.
1. Leicester
2. United
3. Arsenal
4. Spurs
5. City
6. Liverpool
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.
.
18. Chelsea
19. Newcastle
20. Sunderland
Would be my dream table tbphwygag
>>64027323
>wanting villa to stay up
>>64027315
All of them because no one will want them.
>>64027323
Leicester are more likely to win the league than Villa staying up.
>tfw just realised the mass exodus of chelsea players is inevitable
i'll take willian, courtois to warm the bench and I guess hazard could be a decent squad player
>ALL LADS INVITED TO VOTE
http://strawpoll.me/6182397/
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http://strawpoll.me/6182397/
http://strawpoll.me/6182397/
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>>64027340
Honestly I think only Hazard will leave, if Real or PSG comes for him.
>>64027344
does anyone actually click these?
>>64027315
>>64027340
It will be the biggest fire sale since Juventus got sent down to Serie C about a decade ago.
>>64027340
What about those 40 odd players on loan?
>>64027359
hmm good point, could be another lukaku or de bruyne mixed in there somewhere
>>64027356
Almost 60 people have voted m8.
Butland
Bellerin Smalling Stones Monreal
Kante Toure
Mahrez Ozil Deulofeu
Vardy
who could stop this team?
lel
>>64027358
>About a decade ago
>tfw old
>>64027358
It was Serie B and the only big name in his youth were Ibra and (kinda) Zambrotta, everyone else was 30+ or shit.
>Manchester United intend to take a back seat when Pep Guardiola’s contract with Bayern Munich expires at the end of the season, leaving the way open for Manchester City to pursue the former Barcelona coach at the expense of Manuel Pellegrini
I'm not a big pep fan, but passing him over to stuck with lvg will put a few fans off
>>64027394
>>64027370
just threw up in my mouth
>>64027394
Maybe they already asked, he said no, and they will pretend they didn't try to save face?
>>64027372
>>64027358
>this wasn't an exaggeration for comedic effect
>>64027390
That's right, Juve bought their way out of trouble.
>>64027404
Possible, but if you think you're a top manager then the United job right now should look like a very tempting challenge. But who knows
>>64027370
MUH PHILOSOPHY
>>64027325
ABAV pls
>>64027104
>Leicester topping again
>Man c & Man u keep failed with easy games
>Chelshit keep losing
What happening with this season?
>>64027424
memes son
>>64027424
Football, bloody hell.
>>64027424
Meme magic
>>64027221
>>64027221
>>64027221
>>64027221
REAL THREAD
NO ABLs ALLOWED
>>64027417
Pep wants to work with world class players who he can teach to play in stupid ways, not a bunch of overpaid headless chickens
He would have to completely rebuild united.
>>64027447
not really he just needs to sort out the attack
too many past it players and/or potential
>>64027442
I remember when there were Liverpool threads on every page of /sp/ one time.
Then one Monday night, in a little place called Selhurst Park, they stopped.
>>64027417
I don't think it does honestly, I'd go for City which has a better team imho, less stressful, no muh Fergie, and you can make a name for yourself while with United you will always be just another great manager.
>>64027451
And the midfield
>>64027447
I think pep prefers to inherit a winning team desu
>>64027469
midfields okay, could do with a bit of depth but schneiderlin, carrick, herrera and schweinsteiger are more than okay
>>64027468
And the fans don't give a fuck what style of football you play at City.
>>64027469
>Carrick is still playing despite 4 better players available in the same position.
>>64027468
He'd have to be winning back to back leagues with city and make a good crank at the CL, but I know what you mean.
But if he was the man to take United back to the top and playing good football it wouldn't look bad on his cv either
I'm just finding this season really really funny
>yfw Chelsea are tapping up Barry for 200k a week right now
>>64027474
It's nowhere near Pep standard. None of them would make the cut. The same could be said about city's midfield too but at least they have their attack sorted
>>64027481
Gareth Barry?
>>64027474
Shit compared to City's midfield. With mouyes shitting the bed any competent manager should be winning the title with this City squad.
>>64027491
city's midfield isn't exactly brilliant mate
fernandinho, fernando and yaya toure. I mean come on
>van laal going to be given 200m to buy new memes to pass it sideways
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03b6kjg
>Speaking on 606, Manchester United fan David made probably the "biggest statement in the history of football."
>"I think Alan Pardew would be the best appointment for Man United since Sir Alex Ferguson," he commented to the surprise of Robbie Savage. "He's been through all the rough rides, and he's proved us all wrong every single time. For that very reason I can see that happening," he added.
>africans
>>6402748
>>64027481
I mean Vardy. Spell check.
>>64027500
He's right though.
What does /sp/ think of the proposals for Chelsea's new stadium?
http://www.archdaily.com/778148/herzog-and-de-meuron-release-updated-images-of-londons-chelsea-stadium
http://public-access.lbhf.gov.uk/online-applications/applicationDetails.do?activeTab=documents&keyVal=NVL8QGBI0IE00
>>64027500
No chance, he's holding out for the England job
>>64027502
Does neville want valencia to get vardy or did I dream that?
>>64027503
Thoughts?
did you know that you can shoot and maintain possession at the same time?
>>64027513
that giant gaping anus would look good in the championship
>>64027513
Depends how they fund it. Abramovich is being shaken down to help fund the Russia World Cup.
>>64027513
>how do you want your new stadium senpai?
>ever seen that goatse pic?
>say no more
>>64027513
I don't get it, they spent the last 10 years looking for somewhere to move to and then realise they can put 60k in Stamford Bridge?
Also it looks horrible from the outside
whats with all the stadium expansions/changes recently
bit mental
>>64027563
Financial football bubble
>>64027563
Most of the grounds are over 100 years old.
Also owners think by expanding, the bandwagon will come in droves and spend their money.
Like the Anfield expansion, there will no scousers in it, just rich asians and paddies.
>>64027513
>not converting Battersea Power Station
>>64027556
It would involve demolishing Stamford Bridge and replacing it with the 60k seater in the picture.
>>64027582
cool
>>64027513
best stadium in the championship
Which team will chelsea get their monthly premier league win against?
Fixtures:
LEICESTER CITY VS CHELSEA
CHELSEA VS SUNDERLAND
CHELSEA VS WATFORD
MANCHESTER UNITED VS CHELSEA
>>64027660
United
>>64027660
United, to end my sides once and for all
>>64027660
leicester just to piss everyone off
>>64027660
mourinho will go full busmode on lelster
Owls vs. Derby thread here, game is about to kick off
>>64027548
>>64027660
Leicester 1-1 Chelsea
Chelsea 0-0 Sunderland
Chelsea 0-2 Watford
Manchester United 1-2 Chelsea
>>64027758
>>64027497
lmao and le brocolli will STILL!!!!!! be his plan B
>liverpool winning the league
>no gf
>no f
>5'8
what is the point in living anymore
Moyes to Swansea when lads?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35020928
>club appoints gary neville
>die
>valelncia fans
>>64027660
Unironically United.
>Tfw I'll never own a nice piece of land in Australia
>Tfw I'll never make an ad looking for people to shoot dingos off my land for minimum wage
>>64027949
>>64027949
>>64027949
PRE GAME THREAD
She said I guess I'll see you around...
Kopp is the only thing keeping me going
>>64027368
Replace Toure with Milner or Schneiderlin
>>64027660
I'm gonna say... watford? Maybe. No.
No monthly league win.
Anyone got a stream for the liverpool game la?
>>64029157
Watch it at mine senpai
>>64029182
Where do you live?
Lads, wew.
>>64027240
told you lads
>>64027496
and Delph who is starting to look good when he gets a shout
ABLs always win
>>64027582
based
>>64027368
Deulofeu over Alexis?
>>64034496
sanchez has had like 3 good games all season
>>64034520
I guess he's in worse form, but more like 6.
>>64027104
Why did only the small teams win yesterday?
>>64034846
>Arsenal is a small team
This fucking meme.
>>64035134
>0(Zero) Champions League trophies
>>64027271
Nice shop, now post the original with dem big titties
Williandum > Liverpool
>>64035254
anon....
>>64035193
Then why do you consider Man Shitty a big team?
Someone make a CP vs Everton thread please.
Ignorant merican here. Odds Chelsea get relegated? Are supporters absolutely losing their minds over this? Assume mou is going to get sacked?
>>64037203
Hard to predict because Chelsea could just suddenly get their shit together and finish like 8th or something
Supporters are definitely losing their minds over it
No idea if Mou's getting sacked, it's strange that he hasn't been sacked already
>>64037203
Chelsea are unlikely to be relegated because there are definitely three teams worse than them.
https://m.oddschecker.com/m/football/english/premier-league/relegation
You can get anything from 47/1 to 400/1 odds. So it probably won't happen.
As for Mourinho getting sacked, that's what would normally happen, and there's plenty of debate why it hasn't happened already, with possible explanations including:
-Chelsea sack managers so frequently that it's possible there aren't any better managers who want to go there now
-Mourinho's contract demands a huge amount of money if he gets sacked before his contract runs out
-Chelsea owner Roman Abramovic doesn't want to hire someone he has fired in the past
-The only managers who can save Chelsea are currently employed at other clubs
>>64027660
>3-1
>2-0
>0-1
>0-0
>>64037203
Really small odds of them getting relegated this season. Aston Villa is getting relegated for sure, they've fuck themselves too hard to ever comeback, and then it's between Sunderland, Newcastle, Bournemouth and Norwich.
However if chelsea continues their horrible performance into the next season, I can see them get relegated. But even I don't believe chelsea can actually keep losing for that long. They can just buy a new set of players, still rich as fuck.
I thought newcastle was out of the relegation zone? how did they win and still be 17th
>klopp
>liverpool
>title is on
>based klopp
>this year is our year
HAAAHAHAHA
